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Desperate Housewives Season 4 Episode 4
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00:02Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:03When her first husband died, Brie thought she was rid of her mother-in-law
00:07Danielle got pregnant
00:09And Brie got creative
00:12Soon this whole charade will completely unravel
00:14And we will be humiliated
00:15Carlos and Gabby's affair turned dangerous
00:18If she pulled something like that on me, that guy wouldn't be around for long
00:21And an old neighbor returned
00:23I didn't want poor Aunt Lily to spend her final days in a nursing home
00:26That is so kind of you
00:34Mrs. Lillian Sims returned to Wisteria Lane on a Saturday
00:40As she emerged from the ambulance, it occurred to her
00:44The neighborhood looked exactly as she had left it
00:49She then decided she should have painted her house blue
00:56Moments later, she wondered if she would see her house
00:59Her husband in heaven
01:02These are just some of the thoughts that go through an old woman's mind
01:07When she comes home to die
01:15Now if you need anything, you just ring this little bell and I'll come running
01:18I'm sorry to be so much trouble
01:22Well, the good news is
01:24I won't be a burden much longer
01:26Oh, don't say that
01:29Doctors say there's a good chance that you'll be with us for a very long time
01:34I know what's happening to me, Catherine
01:38You don't need to lie
01:43Aunt Lily
01:45What does it feel like?
01:47Dying
01:48I mean
01:50It's not that bad
01:53I feel lucky
01:55When you know time's running out
01:58You get a chance to reflect on your life
02:04I really did try to live a good one
02:07You did more than try
02:09God is going to welcome you with open arms
02:12I'm not so sure
02:14Oh, why would you say that?
02:17I keep thinking about Dylan
02:21What we did
02:22What we covered up
02:26We did what we had to
02:28We should have told someone
02:30We couldn't
02:31You know that
02:33It was a mistake
02:34And it's not too late to rectify it
02:38Your life may be over
02:40But that does not give you the right to go around destroying the lives of others
02:44I can't go to my grave with this on my conscience
02:47Please
02:47We have to tell that girl what happened in this room
02:53Absolutely not
03:01As her guilt over the past began to mount
03:04It occurred to Lillian
03:07Death couldn't come quickly enough
03:10This thought occurred to her niece as well
03:26There were a lot of things Bob Hunter disliked about living in the city
03:31And the thing he hated most
03:34Were the pests
03:37The rats that lurked in the alleys
03:41The flies that swarmed the garbage
03:45The bugs that invaded his co-op
03:51Finally, Bob informed his significant other
03:55It was time
03:56To leave the city
04:00So
04:00They moved to suburbia
04:03Which they quickly discovered
04:05Had a few pests
04:06Hey, neighbor
04:07Of its own
04:09We haven't got a chance to meet
04:10I'm Susan
04:11I live next door
04:12Oh
04:13Hi
04:14I'm Lee
04:15I just wanted to say hi
04:17You know, I saw the movers taking in some of your furniture
04:19And I just have to say
04:20You and your wife have gorgeous taste
04:23You smell?
04:24Like you wouldn't believe
04:26I'm Susan
04:27I live next door
04:28Oh, hi
04:28I'm Lee's partner, Bob
04:30Oh, you're partners
04:32What kind of business?
04:33You know, whatever it is
04:34Just don't let the neighborhood association hear that you work out of your house
04:37They're so not cool
04:38Actually, we're life partners
04:40Oh
04:42Oh
04:44Oh, that's super
04:48I've seen a lot of cable, so I get it
04:51You're just great
04:54Thank you
04:55I hope we can live up to your stereotype
04:59Don't mind him
05:00He's just a little cranky from all the fresh air
05:04Apologize for me
05:04Lee, you're the one who said moving here would be better for Raphael
05:06Oh, so there's, uh, there's three of you
05:11Well, that must be cozy
05:17Yes, we're gay Mormons
05:20Susan, uh, that's Raphael
05:28Oh, Raphael's your dog, of course
05:30You know, because you folks can't have kids
05:33I mean, uh, I mean, of course you can have kids
05:37Um, you know, because times have changed
05:39And now you're allowed
05:41Um
05:45What a nice dog
05:50I should go
05:52Nice to meet you
05:54Hey, stop by any time, Susan
05:56Ow
05:56What are you doing?
05:57What are you doing?
06:07Yes, I have a delivery for Danielle Vandykamp
06:12I'll get you to sign here
06:13Please
06:16Oh
06:18Is that for us?
06:20No, it's for Danielle
06:22That's odd
06:23Who would send her a scooter?
06:24I knew it
06:25Phyllis, Rex's mother
06:27Ever since he died
06:28She's been trying to buy the children's affection
06:30Wow, well, it's, uh
06:31Let me have a bike
06:32I'm sure Danielle will appreciate the fuck
06:35Well, I'm not giving it to her
06:37Can you think of a worst present for a pregnant girl?
06:40Well, I'm not knocked up
06:41Let me have it
06:42You know how I feel about two-wheeled motorized vehicles
06:45They're too dangerous
06:47We'll donate it to the church
06:50What?
06:51Reverend Sykes said they're looking for items for the raffle
06:53So we're just gonna give it away?
06:55Well, it's better than you breaking your neck on it
06:57Mom, you know how much I want a scooter
06:59Come on
07:00You heard your mother
07:01We're donating it to the church
07:03Of course, we need to make sure it's in good working order
07:05Before we do that
07:07Not without a helmet
07:17Explose
07:17Are we gonna let her do this to us?
07:19Absolutely not
07:20If we win that raffle, we're keeping it
07:29Hey, it is nice to hear you humming again
07:33Well, it's amazing what a week without chemo can do
07:36Yeah
07:36When does the last round start?
07:38Next month
07:39So I have some time
07:40Before I start feeling like total crap again
07:42And I was hoping we could put that time to good use
07:46You sure?
07:49The doctor said it could be months before you get your mojo back
07:52Well, it's back
07:55And since when do you question the mojo?
07:58You're right
07:59You're right, forgive me
08:00Okay
08:01So here are your options
08:04A. We could go romantic
08:06Play soft music
08:07Light some candles
08:09Or B. Go straight to the
08:12Whoa!
08:16It's been so long
08:17I hope I remember how to do this
08:18Well, it's just like riding a bike
08:20You never forget
08:21Now start pedaling
08:26Hey
08:36Hey, what are you doing?
08:37Oh, sorry
08:38I just messed up your hair
08:39I'm just trying to fix it
08:40Ow!
08:41Sorry
08:41Almost got it
08:42Hey!
08:44Hey
08:46Oh
08:47Screw it
08:49What are you doing?
08:50Oh, I ripped it this morning
08:52It's been itching the hell out of me
08:54And this is much better
08:56Are you sure you're going to take that off?
08:58I mean, won't you be cold?
09:00No, I'm good
09:10Hey, babe, what's going on?
09:15You still with me?
09:17Yeah
09:18It's just
09:18It's kind of
09:21What?
09:23Late
09:28It's 9.30
09:29It's just that one of our ovens broke down today
09:32And the repairman's coming first thing in the morning
09:34And maybe I could ravish you
09:37Tomorrow
09:41Okay
09:49Come on, Bree, you have to let us do this
09:51Uh, it's a lovely thought
09:53But I really don't want baby shower
09:55Well, I bought you an expensive gift
09:57And I'm not giving it to you
09:58Unless there's a party with people
09:59Who can see how generous I am
10:01Bree, watch this
10:05Arson, I said be careful
10:11I just think it's tacky to have a baby shower
10:13When it's not your first baby
10:14Well, I don't see the problem with it
10:16Hint, hint
10:17Yeah, and showers aren't just about presents
10:19They're fun
10:20Yeah, we can play games
10:21Like how big is mommy's tummy
10:24Excuse me?
10:25Yeah, we get a ball of yarn
10:26And we each cut a piece
10:27That we think is just big enough
10:29To fit around your stomach
10:30And the one closest wins a prize
10:34I really don't want to shower
10:36Look, look at me
10:40Arson, just five more minutes
10:41That's all you're getting
10:44I tell you what
10:45Why don't we just skip the shower
10:46And after the baby's born
10:47I'll have a christening party
10:49What do you say?
10:54I'm okay
10:56I'm fine
10:58Oh, dear God
11:04Excuse me, ladies
11:05I couldn't help overhearing you
11:07Talking about my mom's shower
11:09I think I could be of a little assistance here
11:21Why do you have to take
11:23Our new neighbor's cookie bars?
11:24Oh, look, I made a terrible first impression
11:26So I thought I'd make them
11:27Some of my home-baked goodness
11:29But you didn't bake any goodness
11:31You just warmed up the goodness
11:32I bought at the store
11:33Well, yeah
11:34I don't bake
11:35Ketchup
11:36You know, not all neighbors
11:37Have to be friends
11:38Why don't you just let it go?
11:41Mike
11:41They live 15 feet from us
11:43If we have a fire
11:44I want to be sure
11:44That they like us enough
11:45To call 911
11:47Ah, that's the real reason
11:48You can't stand it
11:49When somebody doesn't like you
11:52Well, maybe
11:52Well, maybe
11:54Bob and Lee
11:54Just like to keep to themselves
11:56That's fine
11:56And once they like me
11:57They can keep to themselves
11:59All they damn well please
12:04Hi
12:09I wanted to bring you a welcome
12:11To the neighborhood present
12:12You should try one
12:13While they're still warm
12:14From the oven
12:14That was really nice
12:15Thank you
12:17Or are there nuts in them?
12:18Nuts?
12:19Yeah
12:20Gee, let me think
12:23Nope
12:23No nuts
12:24Are you sure?
12:24Because I'm highly allergic
12:25Half a pecan could kill me
12:35I'm not seeing any nuts
12:36Okay
12:36You made them
12:37So did you
12:38Or did you not
12:39Put nuts in them?
12:44Okay, here's the thing
12:45I'm a really crappy baker
12:46To give you something
12:47That I made myself
12:48Would be
12:48Like an insult
12:49So you bought them
12:51And then you heated them up
12:52In an attempt to make
12:53Your gesture seem
12:54More thoughtful
12:55Than in fact it was
12:56Hey, I would have
12:57Made them myself
12:58If I knew how
12:58Honestly, I'm a good neighbor
13:00Well, neighbor
13:01Why don't you take
13:03Your store-bought
13:04Warmed up
13:04Possibly poisonous
13:05Cookie bars
13:06And give them to someone
13:06More likely to survive
13:07Your generosity
13:11Do you like wine?
13:12No
13:12No, so please
13:13Don't bring me a bottle
13:14From your vineyard
13:21This rip is pretty big
13:23It'll take about a week
13:24A week?
13:27All right
13:28Can you hurry if you can?
13:32Honey, it's okay
13:33You look cute in a scarf
13:34I'm upset
13:35Because that sales girl
13:36Just walked away
13:37With my sex life
13:38What?
13:39After two months
13:39Of puking my guts out
13:41Last night
13:41I was finally in the mood
13:42But Tom, not so much
13:43Apparently my bald head
13:45Is a big turn-off for him
13:47Why'd you take your wig off?
13:48It was itchy
13:49Okay
13:50Not smart
13:51Gabby?
13:52I am his wife
13:53He's supposed to love me
13:55Not my body
13:56Me
13:57My soul
13:58Why can't he make love
13:59To my soul?
14:00Interesting
14:02Question
14:03When was the last time
14:04You were in a bar
14:05And heard a guy
14:06Turn to his friend
14:07And say
14:07Hey, check out the soul
14:08On that girl
14:09What are you saying?
14:11I'm saying
14:11Men are visual
14:13Hell, I have a whole closet
14:14Full of costumes
14:15You need to give Tom
14:17Something to look at
14:19Something
14:21Spicy-like
14:22Gabby, I'm not a redhead
14:24But you could be
14:25Which brings me
14:26To my second point
14:27Men like variety
14:29Tonight, you're a redhead
14:31Tomorrow
14:32You are Helga
14:34The sexy milkmaid
14:35Or
14:36Amber
14:37The lonely runaway
14:40Or
14:43Jeff
14:43The friendly guy
14:44From work
14:46What?
14:47I don't know
14:47What Tom is into
14:51Hmm
14:53Claude
14:53You know I don't like it
14:54When you
14:54Hmm
14:57Edie
14:58How long have you
14:59Had this?
15:01Had what?
15:02I don't have anything
15:03Just here for my
15:045,000 mile checkup
15:06Well, you know that bullet
15:08You've managed to dodge
15:09All these years
15:12Which one?
15:14The clap?
15:15The hurt?
15:16The sif?
15:17Crabs?
15:19Relax, I'll boil all the
15:20Sheets and towels
15:22And then we'll use
15:23This special shampoo
15:25And in three days
15:26The crotch carnival
15:28Packs up and leaves town
15:29Oh man
15:30How did this happen?
15:32Don't give me that look
15:33I know exactly how I got him
15:35I used the tanning bed
15:37Right after Mimsy Porter
15:38That skank
15:40Ew
15:41It smells like burnt licorice
15:43Well come in the bathroom
15:44And I'll
15:44Show you how to use this
15:47I think I can figure that out
15:49You know the good news is
15:50We're in a committed relationship
15:52Otherwise we'd have to make
15:53That call of shame
15:54To everyone we've been with
16:00You've heard me make it before
16:01But something I feel very, very strongly about
16:03For me
16:04It's a very simple formula
16:06More development leads to an increased tax base
16:08Which helps build schools for our children
16:12Around the country
16:13The needs of children are being put further and further down
16:14What are you doing here?
16:15I need to talk to you
16:16Can't you just call me?
16:19This is not something that you want to hear on the phone
16:28Ew, how did you get those?
16:31How do you think, Edie?
16:35You are still sleeping with Edie?
16:38You're still sleeping with Victor, aren't you?
16:40If I didn't, you would think something is going on
16:42What is your excuse for doing it with Edie?
16:44If she wants to and I'm a guy
16:47I'm serious, okay?
16:49When Victor wakes up with a zoo in his pants
16:52There's going to be help to pay
16:53You don't have to tell me
16:55If he finds out about us
16:56I'm the one that's going to wind up in a landfill
16:58Okay, just don't panic, okay?
16:59We're going to get the salve or the ointment
17:01Or whatever it is you put down there
17:03And we're going to be fine
17:09Well, you're screwed
17:13Yeah
17:16Tom
17:18The kids are asleep
17:19Are you coming to bed anytime soon?
17:22Yeah
17:22I just got to pick a new running back
17:24For my fantasy football team
17:30That's too bad
17:32I had a little fantasy thing planned of my own
17:38Lynette
17:39Lynette's not here right now
17:41I'm Brandy
17:42The slutty cheerleader
17:56This is all very romantic, Gabby
17:58But I still have four building proposals
18:00To read before tomorrow
18:03That's Nurse Gabby to you
18:07Nurse Gabby?
18:11Am I sick?
18:13Well, the doctor says you need to relax
18:15And I know just how to relax you
18:30It smells like licorice
18:31It's a blend of 36 essential oils
18:34Anise root and fennel
18:36Would you like it?
18:38It smells a little medicine-y
18:40That's the fennel
18:54It's stinging a little
18:57That's the tension leaving your body
19:02It's really stinging
19:04And we can rinse it off
19:06In three to five minutes
19:08But before we do that
19:12What the hell is that?
19:15You know, for a guy getting rubbed on by a hot nurse
19:17You ask a lot of questions
19:19Sorry
19:27Oh, come on, Uncle Frank
19:28What's the point of having a gay uncle
19:30If you're not going to help me make friends with these guys?
19:33Oh
19:36Mom said that the whole family knew
19:40Um, okay, gotta go
19:41Love you
19:44What's going on?
19:45Oh, I found Raphael wandering in the street
19:47I went to take him back
19:48But Bob and Leigh aren't home
19:48So I'm just going to give him a little treat
19:50And put him back in their yard
19:51Oh, Bob, Bob
19:52Wait a second
19:53What?
19:53Leave him with me
19:54I need to score some points with those guys
19:56And being a dog-rescuing hero
19:57Could be just the ticket
19:58So what?
19:59You're just going to keep him here
20:00Until they come back?
20:01Uh-huh
20:02Maybe a little longer
20:04How long?
20:05Well, long enough for them to worry
20:07You know, the more they worry
20:08The more I'm a hero, get it?
20:10I get that you're insane
20:11I'm not, I'm not
20:13Now get me some mud
20:13I want to dirty him up
20:14So he looks like he's been through hell
20:19Here, let me go
20:24Here, let me help you with it
20:25Oh, that's all right
20:26I've got them, Mr. Knievel
20:28Oh, boy
20:29You're never going to let me live this down, are you?
20:31Nope
20:33I don't know, Dr. Knievel
20:34That seems to mean it
20:35She's a doctor again
20:36Surprise!
20:42Guys, what did I tell you?
20:44You said no shower
20:45But look around
20:46Men
20:46So technically, it's a party, not a shower
20:49Andrew told us that you only said no
20:51Because you didn't want to impose
20:54Oh
20:56So you're responsible
20:57Yeah, well, I know you said not to make a big fuss
21:00But hey, you earned it
21:03Well, don't just stand there
21:05Come in
21:05We have lots of food and fun and surprises
21:11All kinds of surprises
21:13Where is she?
21:16Bree
21:18Phyllis!
21:19I, uh, help with the invitations, too
21:22I can't tell you how touched I was to be included
21:26Especially after my many conciliatory gestures were so coldly rebuffed
21:32I have been awful
21:33I wouldn't blame you if you stormed out right now
21:37Nonsense
21:38I'm here to celebrate our renewed friendship
21:42And your baby
21:44Or should I say babies?
21:47You know, it's often a sign of twins
21:49When a mother's face gets all plump like yours
21:54Oh
21:55I, uh, bet you wouldn't mind if I broke my neck on that scooter now
22:06I'm off to the bank
22:07Aunt Lily just took a pill, so she's down for the afternoon
22:10Okay
22:11Have fun
22:26Is your mother gone?
22:28Yeah, do you need her?
22:30No, no
22:33This is what I wanted
22:36I thought you took a sleeping pill
22:37I pretended to, so she'd leave us alone
22:43Aunt Lily, what's going on?
22:45I have to tell you something
22:49First, you should know that what happened
22:52It was nobody's fault
22:57What do you mean, what happened?
22:59You don't remember living on this street before, do you?
23:05Well, there's a reason for that
23:09Dylan
23:12Mom, I thought you left
23:17I forgot my checkbook
23:19Could you go down and find it for me?
23:22Sure
23:36You really should get your rest
23:48Hey
23:49Hi
23:50Got your wig back, huh?
23:51Yeah
23:51Good as new
23:53Listen, I thought we could put the kids to bed early tonight, if you know what I mean
23:58I do, and I'm up for that
24:01Fantastic
24:04I hope Brandy won't get stuck late at cheerleading practice
24:07Oh, about Brandy, bad news
24:10What?
24:11What happened?
24:13Well, Penny wanted to play beauty school with the wig
24:15And, well, let's just say she's got no future as a stylist
24:20Bad haircut, huh?
24:22Sounds like Brandy might get awful mad about that
24:27Brandy's history, Tom
24:28Let her go
24:37Raphael!
24:38Come home, boy
24:41Raphael!
24:43Lee?
24:45Is something wrong?
24:46Raphael got out
24:47I don't know what happened
24:48I think he jumped the fence
24:49Oh, well
24:50Would you like me to help you look for him?
24:53Seriously?
24:54What about your party?
24:55Oh, it's just a baby shower that I'm throwing
24:59For my best friend
25:00I can't ask you to leave that
25:02Oh, please
25:03What are neighbors for?
25:06Raphael!
25:07Here, puppy!
25:12I see you've taken down all the pictures of Rex
25:16Well, I'm sorry if that offends you, Phyllis
25:18But I didn't want Orson to feel uncomfortable in his new home
25:21I see
25:22You're trying to be considerate of your husband's feelings
25:27Well, I'm glad that you're at least trying to get it right second time around
25:32Still, it must be awfully hard on Danielle and Andrew to have their father's face banished from their own home
25:40He wasn't banished
25:44By the way
25:47Where's Danielle?
25:50She's, uh, in boarding school
25:53In Switzerland
25:55Switzerland?
25:56Is it asking too much to be told what continent my granddaughter is on?
26:00You are keeping my grandchildren from me, and I don't know why
26:03I'm going to mingle
26:05Every time I start a chat, you walk away
26:08I mean, if you don't want to talk to me, why did you invite me?
26:13It's a surprise party, you daft woman
26:15What makes you think I had a hand in the guest list?
26:18So, you don't want me here?
26:22Oh, for God's sakes, Phyllis
26:23It's not as if we got along when Rex was alive
26:25What did I ever do to you?
26:27But try to treat you like a daughter
26:29I even gave you my mother's sable coat
26:33You hated your mother
26:35But I love that coat
26:36Then I'll give it back to you
26:37No, you keep it as a reminder of how hard I tried to make you like me
26:48Mom, are you leaving already?
26:50I'm sorry, dear
26:51But your mother has made it impossible for me to stay
27:00Where does she keep my sable coat?
27:02Probably in her bedroom closet
27:13Where is she going?
27:14She asked me where your fur coat was
27:17And you told her?
27:23Oh, crap
27:34I guess you won't be needing the breast pump I bought you
27:46So, Danielle is having a baby
27:49Yes, and for the sake of her reputation
27:51We've agreed to pretend that it's mine
27:54I just hope that those Swiss doctors know what they're doing
27:58She's not in Switzerland
28:00She's at the Sisters of Hope convent
28:03Look, Phyllis, I'm sorry
28:05I know this is upsetting
28:06Actually, I'm thrilled
28:09I'm going to be a great grandma
28:13Well, um, technically, yes
28:20What do you mean, technically?
28:23We're saying that the baby is mine and Orson's
28:26And if you hover around like a grandmother
28:28People will be suspicious
28:30You're not keeping this baby from me
28:33Not if you don't want me to tell those people down the stairs
28:37Whose child it really is
28:39You wouldn't
28:40Think of Danielle
28:42I wish you had
28:44If you'd raised her properly
28:46She wouldn't be pregnant without a husband
28:49You think I don't know I'm a failure as a parent
28:52That's why this child means so much to me
28:54It's my second chance
28:56Well, I hope the second time around that you take my advice
28:59I always said that you were too strict with those kids
29:05Parenting tips from you
29:06That's rich
29:08I was a wonderful mother to Rex
29:11Then why did he always avoid you?
29:13Why were you barely ever here?
29:14Because of you
29:16He knew you hated me
29:18Oh, he was happy to let you think that
29:20But he was the one who dreaded your visits
29:28Phyllis, wait!
29:32Excuse me, everyone
29:33But I have something to say
29:39What is it, Grandma?
29:42I...
29:55I have to go
29:57And I just wanted to say how nice it was
30:00To see you all again after so much time
30:07Goodbye
30:17Thank you for the gift
30:20You know, Bree
30:22You're not the only one who would like a second chance
30:33Nothing, huh?
30:34No, no, he's lost
30:35And he doesn't know this neighborhood
30:37There's no way he's going to find his way home
30:38Oh, he will
30:39Come on, you've got to keep believing
30:41Oh, crap
30:43Bob's home
30:43What am I going to tell him?
30:44Don't
30:45We'll just keep looking
30:46I have a feeling we're going to find that cute little guy
30:49You are so nice to do this
30:52I mean, especially after the way I acted
30:54When we first...
30:54You know what?
30:54Don't worry about it
30:55I'm going to go inside and get us some water
30:57And then we're going to just keep looking
30:58Okay
31:09Lee!
31:10I can't find Raphael
31:11You seen him anywhere?
31:13Well, Bob
31:13I promise you won't hate me
31:15What are you talking about?
31:16What happened?
31:18Raphael got out
31:18He got out?
31:20Yeah
31:20He doesn't know the neighborhood
31:21I know he doesn't know the neighborhood
31:32He doesn't know the neighborhood
31:32Oh, wait, he's right there
31:36Hey, hey
31:36Oh, hey, hey
31:40Oh, oh, my God
31:53What is our dog doing in your garage?
31:55I have no idea.
32:03What?
32:13Did you get a chance to napalm the jungle yet?
32:16Yep.
32:18And?
32:19All quiet on the southern front.
32:24Gabby, we've got to be more careful.
32:27Absolutely.
32:29It's kind of exciting, though.
32:31What is?
32:33Playing with fire, almost getting burned, but not quite.
32:36Don't be thinking like that. If Victor catches us, he'll kill us both.
32:39That's what's so exciting.
32:44Hi.
32:45Hi.
32:46Oh, excuse me.
32:50Oh, that's an interesting cologne you're wearing.
32:56My wife gave it to me. It's got anise root, fennel.
33:02You like it?
33:04Yeah, it's just, I don't know, weirdly familiar.
33:11I don't know.
33:20Crab cake?
33:22Uh, yeah.
33:23Thanks.
33:28Crab cake?
33:36Crab cake?
33:43Crab cake?
33:45Crab cake?
33:46Crab cake?
33:50Crab cake?
33:52Crab cake?
33:57I don't know.
34:11I don't know.
34:16Every morning, I don't know.
34:18I don't know.
34:18back there? Just a little present. Say hello to Brandy's even sluttier sister. Candy.
34:28What are you doing? Well, I just thought since we had so much fun last night, maybe we can have
34:33a little more fun. And that's only possible when you're pretending I'm someone else?
34:42Well, you have to pretend to. What? This is me, Tom. Not Brandy or Candy. It's just your wife.
34:55Lynette, am I not enough for you? What are you getting so mad for? I mean,
34:59the first wig was your idea. Yeah, because I'm bald. And I know that that's a big old
35:05turn-off. But, you know, I can't help it. I have cancer. Yes, I know. I hear about it all
35:11the time.
35:12Can you blame me for wanting to escape every once in a while? Escape from me, you mean? Yes!
35:19You know why last night was so much fun? Because I got to make love to someone who wasn't sick.
35:25I know. I know. I'm not supposed to say this stuff. I have to be the heroic husband who listens
35:29and
35:29holds you when you cry and never cries himself. But this affects me, too.
35:36Well, I know that. You do? Yeah. How? Since this whole thing began,
35:43have you ever once asked me how I'm doing?
35:55Oh, my God. I haven't. Have I?
36:05I am one of those whiny, self-involved, sick people.
36:15I didn't say that.
36:17No, I am. It's been months, and I have barely thought about what you're going through.
36:22It's okay. It's okay. Will you stop being so heroic?
36:25I'm a cancer bitch.
36:35What?
36:37I'm not going to argue with you.
36:41You suck.
36:51Well, I guess I could give Candy a whirl.
36:55Are the kids really asleep?
36:58Because I think she might be a screamer.
37:05Actually,
37:06we're going to pretend.
37:09We're going to pretend.
37:09How about tonight?
37:11I am not a hero.
37:14And you are not a cancer patient.
37:17It'll just be
37:18Tom and Lynette.
37:21See what happens.
37:25Oh, I'd like that.
37:36How's Bob's suit?
37:40Ruined.
37:40What if we take it to my cleaners?
37:42Susan, that paint's not coming out.
37:44So we're buying him a new suit.
37:46For 2,000 bucks.
37:492,000 dollars?
37:50According to Lee, it's a dolce.
37:52I don't know what that means, but he said it six times.
37:54That's crazy.
37:56No, what's crazy is I'm about to buy
37:58the most expensive suit of my life,
38:00and I'll never wear it.
38:01I just wanted them to like me.
38:04Well, they don't.
38:06Lee said that six times, too.
38:08There must be some way I can apologize to them.
38:11We can't afford any more of your apologies.
38:13I know.
38:14Maybe if I...
38:14Damn it, Susan.
38:15Let it go, okay?
38:16I asked you to before, and you didn't.
38:18And look what happened.
38:19So I'll ask you again.
38:20Just let it go.
38:22Mike, wait.
38:23We should talk about this.
38:24I'm going to bed.
38:25Listen, I've got to work tomorrow.
38:27I'm buying a suit.
38:44Grandma!
38:47What are you doing here?
38:48You needn't be embarrassed, dear.
38:52Your mother's told me everything.
38:54It's great to see you.
38:57I hate this place.
38:58It's like baby jail.
39:00Oh.
39:00Well, that's what I've come to talk to you about.
39:04Perhaps it's time for you to leave.
39:14Is that you?
39:15We have to talk.
39:28Hey.
39:31I'm glad you're home.
39:33I wanted to talk to you about Aunt Lily.
39:36What about her?
39:39It was so weird.
39:42She called me into her room this afternoon.
39:43And she started saying she knew why I didn't remember living on this street before.
39:48Oh, sweetie.
39:50Your Aunt Lily is fading fast.
39:53Half the time she doesn't know what she's saying.
39:58Is that her?
40:00No, I just checked on her.
40:02She's sleeping.
40:05You know, you have that recital in two weeks.
40:07Shouldn't you be practicing?
40:15Dylan.
40:20Please.
40:36Bye.
40:38Bye.
40:45Everything.
40:47Bye.
40:52Bye.
41:06ORGAN PLAYS
41:31Pests, they come in all shapes and sizes and disrupt our lives in a variety of ways.
41:41At first, they're merely annoying, and we do our best to ignore them.
41:51But if we don't take them seriously, they can become quite dangerous.
42:00For some, death seems to be the easiest solution.
42:11But the problem with pests is that what they leave behind is just as dangerous.
42:20For some, death seems to be the easiest solution for us.
42:24For some, death seems to be the easiest solution for us.
42:55Transcription by CastingWords
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