Skip to playerSkip to main content
BSBSBSBS
  • 3 hours ago
Desperate Housewives Season 3 Episode 14
Transcript
00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives, Ian's wife, Jane, passed away.
00:06Gabby made a new friend.
00:08A friend, friend, not a girlfriend.
00:10The finger of guilt...
00:11I think it's a phone number.
00:12...pointed toward Mike.
00:14They tested my wretch and found traces of this Monique's blood.
00:18But he still couldn't remember.
00:20Bree found a bag of evidence.
00:22We have to do something.
00:24Not until we put these back in her house.
00:27Orson had a night.
00:30What do you want?
00:31A grandchild.
00:32That he'd soon rather forget.
00:34You raped my husband.
00:36I could be expecting right now.
00:42It had been two months since Mike Delfino had awakened from his coma.
00:47And the memories he had lost were finally starting to return.
00:53He could now recall the first time he saw Wisteria Lane.
01:00And the first time he met his new neighbors.
01:05And the first time he heard Susan Meyer laugh.
01:12But the memory he most wanted to reclaim still eluded him.
01:17That's why he had gone to see a hypnotherapist.
01:20So that he could finally remember everything.
01:31I thought you'd never get here.
01:34I'm sorry.
01:35The traffic was terrible.
01:39Oops.
01:41Sorry about that.
01:44I called my landlord when the pipe started leaking and he recommended you.
01:48I was so flustered I couldn't find a piece of paper.
01:51I wrote your number on my hand.
01:54After you finish the sink, maybe you could help me wash it off.
01:58Look.
02:00I'm flattered.
02:01But I'm seeing somebody.
02:03Me too.
02:05But he's married and I'm drunk.
02:10Well, your, uh, S-trap is cracked.
02:14I don't have one with me.
02:15I'll have to go to the hardware store.
02:17Now? It's late.
02:18Yeah, well, that water's just going to keep seeping.
02:20It'll cause a lot more damage.
02:22I'll, uh, be back in an hour.
02:25I'll be waiting.
02:38Miss Paulyer?
02:41I, uh, cut that part for the sink.
02:47Hello?
02:48Hello?
02:57What happened, Mike?
02:59God, I almost had it.
03:00I was so close.
03:01Close to what?
03:02When I went back to Monique's place.
03:04Somebody else was there.
03:06Who?
03:07I don't know.
03:08I couldn't see it.
03:09Yes.
03:10There were still many things Mike Delfino couldn't remember.
03:15Then why are you smiling?
03:17But he'd finally remembered the most important thing of all.
03:23Because now I know I didn't kill her.
03:30I know I didn't kill her.
04:10It was six o'clock in the morning.
04:14And Brie Hodge was faced with a dilemma familiar to countless housewives.
04:20Should she wake her husband to discuss recent events that were weighing heavily on her mind?
04:26Or should she let him continue to get the rest he needed?
04:31Brie made the obvious choice.
04:36I'm sorry, but you've been out cold for ten hours and we need to talk.
04:43I remember drinking the scotch and then Alma suddenly sitting up.
04:48But after that, nothing.
04:50Oh, dear.
04:52I'm not sure how to tell you this, but after Alma knocked you out, she assaulted you.
04:59Where?
05:01Sexually.
05:02She had sex with you.
05:04Well, that's impossible.
05:05Your drink was laced with pills for erectile dysfunction.
05:10But I was dead to the world.
05:12No, dear.
05:12You were dead to the waste.
05:14I had sex with Alma and I wasn't even conscious?
05:18How reminiscent of our marriage.
05:20Okay, this is no joke.
05:23She raped you and your mother helped.
05:26Look, after we get dressed, we're going to the police.
05:28I can't do that.
05:29Orson, I know you're embarrassed.
05:32But what they did to you was a crime.
05:35No, I can't go to the police.
05:37Not now, not ever.
05:38Orson, your ex-wife is a homicidal rapist and your mother is straight out of I, Claudius.
05:44Why do you refuse to deal with them?
05:51I think it's time I told you about the night Monique Paulyer died.
06:04What do you think of this one?
06:06Pretty sexy.
06:07Is sexy what you're going for at the funeral of your boyfriend's wife?
06:11You're right.
06:12I'll keep looking.
06:13Why are you even going?
06:14Won't it be weird?
06:16No, it'll be fine.
06:17Ian wants me there.
06:18Yeah, but it'll be all of Jane's friends and family and you'll be the other woman who swooped
06:23in like some...
06:23Okay, yes.
06:24It'll be weird.
06:25But it's not about me.
06:26This is about Jane and Ian.
06:30What if I wear this one?
06:32Then it'll be about Jane, Ian, and your boobs.
06:36I have got to get more depressing clothes.
06:39Okay, I just need to keep a low profile through the memorial because once I get through this,
06:45Ian can officially introduce me as his girlfriend and we will finally be a normal, non-adulterous
06:50couple.
06:52What does this one say to you?
06:54Modest, reserved, and definitely not dating the dead lady's husband.
06:59Sold.
07:00I'm not going to get you towels for your birthday.
07:03Let's go to the jewelry department.
07:05No, Zach.
07:06I only accept jewelry for men I plan on sleeping with.
07:09Well, okay.
07:10So, where does that leave me?
07:13You can buy me that toilet seat cover.
07:16Fine.
07:17I, I, we're just friends.
07:18Can I at least take you out for a birthday dinner?
07:21There will be no celebration.
07:23I'm turning 31.
07:24A single woman in her 30s.
07:27I now have to subscribe to cat fancy.
07:29It's the law.
07:31Age is just a number.
07:32It doesn't mean anything.
07:33It means something to me.
07:35Being alone at this age, it's hard.
07:38It's only going to get harder.
07:40I'm so depressed.
07:42Let me buy you a car.
07:44No, thanks.
07:46But I do need a, uh, liquid soap dispenser.
07:51Go.
08:10Hello.
08:13Oh, sorry.
08:14Didn't mean to disturb you.
08:16I was just trying to see whether or not this was a, a regular king or a California king.
08:20Well, I think it's a regular.
08:21A California king is much longer.
08:25Is your wife particularly tall?
08:28Oh, I'm, uh, I'm not married.
08:31Oh.
08:31Well, why don't you try it out?
08:34That's okay.
08:34I can wait till you get off.
08:36Well, that'll happen a lot faster if you just hop on board.
08:41I'm sorry?
08:42It was a shameless sex joke.
08:45I was flirting with you.
08:47Oh, right.
08:50Sorry, I can be a little dense.
08:53Can we start over?
08:54No.
08:55Moment's gone.
08:56You killed it.
08:57Ah, look, you know, I'm in a bit of a hurry, but maybe we can, uh, try this again sometime.
09:04Could happen.
09:05Hey, sorry you took so long.
09:08Mr. Young?
09:09Oh, you know my friend, Zach?
09:13No, I don't think so.
09:15No, I'm Luke.
09:16Purdue.
09:17I'm on your legal team.
09:18I'm taking point on the Halverson deal.
09:20Yeah, right.
09:21Hey.
09:23Again, it was nice meeting you.
09:27Sir?
09:30That was really weird.
09:32I don't even know the guy and he works for me.
09:37Works for me, too.
09:43Brie.
09:43Please don't touch me.
09:47All this time you've said you wanted the truth.
09:49That's before I knew what it was.
09:51You see, that's why I've tried to protect you from this.
09:55Yeah, but you weren't just trying to protect me, were you?
10:00What do you want me to do?
10:02Exonerate Mike.
10:04How could you stand by and let an innocent man be dragged off to prison?
10:08You think I haven't felt terrible?
10:09And that's after he'd been in a coma because some lunatic ran him over.
10:15He has had a rough year.
10:16I want to help Mike.
10:18How do I do that without implicating myself?
10:21I could go to jail.
10:22I don't care if you go to jail.
10:24You have done a horrible thing and you have to make it right.
10:28I mean it, Orson.
10:31If you don't fix this, I will.
10:35Well, I guess I'm in no position to argue.
10:38No, you're not.
10:45Good morning, Andrew.
10:47Hey, Orson.
10:47I was just going to ask if you guys wanted some coffee.
10:50Oh, yeah, thanks.
10:52I could use some.
10:53It's going to be a long day.
11:08Mom!
11:10Dinner is in an hour.
11:11You know the rules.
11:13And so do you.
11:14I know, I know.
11:15But he gave me the face.
11:18You fell for the face.
11:19What are you, a rookie?
11:20Okay, you're right.
11:22Sorry, buddy.
11:23Mom's a boss.
11:26I feel nothing.
11:32Hi, LeVette.
11:33Hey, Tom.
11:34How's the restaurant coming?
11:36Are you ready for the big opening?
11:37Oh, we're getting there.
11:38Let me give you a coupon.
11:40Free.
11:41Extra topping.
11:42On any medium or large.
11:43How nice.
11:45But you know what would be even nicer?
11:47Hire my nephew to work for you.
11:50You know, the coupon's good all week.
11:52Look, I don't know what lies you've heard about, Austin,
11:54but you can't be listening to vicious gossip.
11:57I heard he got arrested for beating some guy up.
12:00Okay, that one's pretty accurate.
12:01Edie, I'm all staffed up.
12:03Oh, come on.
12:05Help me out.
12:06Seriously.
12:07Ever since Julie dumped him, he's been depressed,
12:09and Moby's driving me crazy.
12:10Please.
12:11Any crappy job you got.
12:14Well, I guess I could use an extra guy in back.
12:17Happened there tomorrow, 8 o'clock in the morning.
12:21Thank you so, so much.
12:24Edie, you forgot your coupon.
12:26Oh, Tom, please.
12:27You've checked out my butt enough times
12:29to know that I don't eat pizza.
12:44Zach.
12:45I know.
12:45You said you wanted to be alone for your birthday,
12:46but that's just dumb.
12:49So I'm going to take you out.
12:50Oh, that's so sweet, but I...
12:52Don't worry.
12:52It's just going to be one friend keeping another friend company.
12:55It's not going to be a date.
12:56Oh, well, Luke's going to be here in 20 minutes,
12:59and that kind of will be a date.
13:02Luke?
13:03So, you're a lawyer guy?
13:05Yeah.
13:07That isn't a problem, is it?
13:09Because this is what friends do.
13:10They talk about each other's dates.
13:13No, I'm cool.
13:15Have a great time.
13:16Oh, I'm going to get out of your hair.
13:22So you think this guy's really into you?
13:25Well, he seemed to like me in the mattress department,
13:28so here's hoping I like him in the mattress department.
13:35What?
13:35Friends say these things.
13:41Orson.
13:43Oh, well, I'm in luck.
13:46The whole coven's here.
13:50I just stopped by to say thank you.
13:53You're welcome.
13:55I bought a pregnancy test, but it's too soon to take it.
13:58I wasn't talking about the sex.
14:00Though hats off, Mother, for colluding in my rape.
14:03I think it's great that we can still surprise each other.
14:07Now, I was talking more about what you did for me and Brie.
14:10What did I do?
14:11Your little stunt made her so angry,
14:13she demanded we go to the police.
14:16She forced my hand.
14:19So I told her everything.
14:21Everything?
14:21Hmm.
14:23That was rather unwise.
14:25I faced my worst fear
14:27the moment I felt sure would end my marriage.
14:29And guess what?
14:31It didn't.
14:33She forgave you.
14:35Not entirely.
14:37Not yet.
14:38But she'll come around.
14:40The good news is,
14:42the months of dread,
14:43the fear of discovery,
14:45that's all over.
14:47So thank you.
14:50And goodbye.
14:52Goodbye.
14:56Wait!
14:57I could be carrying your child!
15:00I don't care if you've got the hog septuplets in there.
15:04I'm sticking with Brie.
15:12Why must you make everything so difficult?
15:20Oh, uh, floor's done.
15:24I told you I wanted this floor to sparkle like your mom's.
15:27Now, does this floor look Brie Hodge clean to you?
15:30Uh, no.
15:32Looks Andrew Vandekamp clean.
15:34But your disappointment in me is very Brie Hodge.
15:38Okay.
15:39Just for that,
15:39you get to help me take out the trash.
15:43I know, you think I'm being a hard-ass,
15:45but I'm just looking for a basic level of professionalism.
15:52Uh...
15:53Austin?
15:55What the hell's going on here?
15:56Just, uh, just talking to the delivery guy.
16:00Hey, where'd he go?
16:02Are you high?
16:06Only...
16:09Totally.
16:10Austin!
16:11Dude, not smart.
16:13But I have good reason,
16:14and when you hear it,
16:15you're not gonna make that face anymore.
16:20Julie Meyer dumped me,
16:22and I'm very...
16:25very upset.
16:28Your face is not changing.
16:31Get your stuff.
16:32Get the hell out of my restaurant.
16:34You're fired.
16:35Go on.
16:42Floor's looking pretty clean right now, isn't it?
16:51You said he'd come back to me.
16:52You said deep down he still loves me.
16:55Well, you heard him today.
16:55He hates me.
16:57You ravished him against his will.
16:59He's bound to be touchy in the short run.
17:02I'll handle Orson.
17:03You just worry about the baby.
17:05He said he doesn't care.
17:06He says that now.
17:08But he will not abandon his own flesh and blood.
17:11Yours flesh and blood?
17:13He put you in a home.
17:16You know,
17:17I usually don't say this to expectant mothers,
17:20but for God's sake,
17:21have a scotch.
17:26I should just call the police.
17:30What?
17:31I know what he did.
17:32If he's never gonna love me,
17:34why should I protect him?
17:35I'd rather see him in jail
17:37than playing house with Tammy Tightass.
17:39Knock it off, Alma.
17:41I will make Orson come around.
17:44I don't believe you anymore.
17:46She's got her claws in him
17:48and she's not letting go.
17:50Don't be so sure.
17:53I was looking over at their house last night
17:56and I saw something very curious.
18:02What?
18:04You can't see it down here.
18:08We need to be up higher.
18:23How can you see anything from here?
18:25There's not even a window.
18:29Gloria?
18:33Gloria?
18:34Just calm down.
18:37Sweetheart?
18:38Gloria, let me go!
18:39Stress isn't good for the baby.
18:40What are you doing?
18:42Hey!
18:44Gloria!
18:50Really?
18:50I do, baby.
18:52Yes, I do.
18:52She was so sweet.
19:06So, how are you holding up?
19:08Better, now that you're here.
19:10Oh, no, I want to, um, keep a low profile.
19:13I've kissed a hundred lips today.
19:15I assure you, it would look more conspicuous if I didn't.
19:21Okay, that's enough.
19:23Okay, that's enough.
19:31Ian, oh, you must be shattered.
19:33I know I am.
19:35Thanks for coming, Lynn.
19:36Oh.
19:38Oh.
19:39Mm.
19:40You know, Jane used to kid me about you.
19:43Oh, did she?
19:45She'd say, Lynn, if anything ever happens to me, I want you to marry Ian.
19:51You're pushy.
19:53Maybe you could get him to pick up his socks.
19:58Listen, um, if you ever need to talk, I'm here.
20:03Why don't you stop over some night for a home-cooked meal?
20:08Oh, that's very kind of you, but I wouldn't dream of putting you out.
20:13Well, I won't take no for an answer.
20:17Have you got my number?
20:19Are you sure as hell do?
20:21Well, I'm sure I'll find it in Jane's phone book.
20:24Let me give it to you, just in case.
20:30Call any time.
20:39Oops.
20:40Watch yourself.
20:45So, I was there on a plumbing job.
20:47It makes complete sense.
20:48I had no reason to want her dead.
20:50Oh, I always thought hypnotherapy was a bunch of bull, but damn.
20:55It's huge, man.
20:56You didn't kill anyone.
20:58The murderer has to be this yellow gloves guy.
21:01Yeah, but no matter how much I concentrate, I still can't see a face.
21:04Ah, you will.
21:06Look at the progress that you've made so far.
21:09You're going to find this guy, and then you're going to hand his ass over to the cops.
21:13Yeah, something like that.
21:18Hey, guys.
21:29Well, Ian seems to be holding up.
21:31Well, it's just a mask.
21:32The man is devastated.
21:34Tomorrow night, I'm going to swing by his place to offer him a casserole and a shoulder to cry on.
21:41Will that shoulder be wearing a spaghetti strap and Chanel No. 5?
21:45You know me so well.
21:48Oh, look at him.
21:50Even in mourning, the man is scrumptious.
21:55I'm sorry for eavesdropping, but don't you think your conversation is a little inappropriate?
22:00I mean, we're here to grieve, not cruise.
22:03I'm sorry.
22:05And you are?
22:07Susan Meyer.
22:09I'm a friend of the family.
22:14Then you know how lonely Ian's been.
22:17And if I want to do something about that, it's no business of yours.
22:26Look, just to save you the embarrassment, Ian's seeing someone.
22:32Who?
22:35I'm not at liberty to say, under the circumstances, they'd prefer to keep it quiet.
22:40I don't believe it.
22:41If there was some bimbo in the picture, I'd have heard about it.
22:44As far as I'm concerned, he's free meat.
22:49Okay, it's me.
22:51What?
22:52I'm the bimbo.
22:53He's my meat.
22:58Alrighty.
23:00I just wanted to clear that up.
23:03And now I'm going to go find myself a seat with a better view.
23:11Here are your W-4s.
23:13Please sign them and get them back to me as soon as possible.
23:16Also, I'm going to need a copy of your driver's license.
23:21Austin?
23:22Yeah?
23:23What are you doing here?
23:24I fired you.
23:26Well, Mr. Scarbo gave me my job back.
23:30Hey!
23:32You hired him back?
23:34Did he tell you he was stoned on the job?
23:37Yeah, and he knows if he does it again, he's out of here.
23:40So I want to...
23:40Look, I don't know what kind of hustle you pulled on him, but it's not going to work on me.
23:43Lynette?
23:44No, I fired him, and you are going to stay fired.
23:47Honey, can I see you in the back for a sec?
23:56What the hell are you doing talking to me like that in front of my staff?
23:59Well, I'm sorry, but you totally blindsided me out there.
24:02No, I was the one who was blindsided.
24:04You just went off on me without hearing what my reasons were.
24:06Well, I'm sorry.
24:07Let's hear them.
24:07What are your reasons for bringing back Joe Bonghit?
24:09I'll tell you, if you drop that tone and stop making that face, this was a business decision.
24:18In case you hadn't noticed, and I hadn't until the waitresses pointed it out to me,
24:22Austin is hot.
24:23He is going to bring in every girl from Fairview High and half the boys in the chorus.
24:27What's more, Edie is going to include our menu in the welcome packet she gives to new homeowners.
24:32I'm not sure she'd feel so generous if we fired her nephew.
24:38Those reasons working for you?
24:39Yeah.
24:40I just wish you told me before you rehired him.
24:44I mean, I am the manager.
24:46Right.
24:48But I'm the boss.
24:51Well, kind of.
24:53No, no, not kind of.
24:56Really.
24:57I'm the boss.
25:00You're playing rank on me?
25:02Look, at home, you get to be in charge.
25:05I mean, you decide how we discipline the boys, what car we buy, everything.
25:08I consult you.
25:10Oh, sure.
25:10And if you disagree, you ignore me.
25:12Look, when I go home, basically, I check my balls at the door.
25:17And that's fine.
25:17It works.
25:18But for this to work, when you walk through that door, you got to check yours.
25:29Okay.
25:31Really?
25:33Really.
25:35This place is your dream, so consider them checked.
25:40Thanks.
25:41Now, I need you to do just one more thing.
25:44Whatever you say, boss.
25:47I don't care if you think you know what's best.
25:50You don't.
25:51I do, because I'm the boss.
25:53What I say goes.
25:54Yeah, that's it.
25:55Give it to me.
25:56So when I make a decision, it stays made.
25:58You got that, Lynette?
25:59Yes, sir.
26:00Okay, that's enough.
26:01Just one more.
26:02And if I want your opinion, I'll ask for it.
26:04But I probably won't, because I'm the boss.
26:08Are we clear?
26:10Seriously, stop or I'll hurt you.
26:11Okay, I made my point.
26:14If anybody needs me, I'll be in the back drinking a beer.
26:33This is delicious.
26:35Don't get too full.
26:36You have to leave room for dessert.
26:39Oh, what are we having?
26:41Well, let's just say it's going to be served upstairs and involves whipped cream.
26:47Is it pudding?
26:49No.
26:50Oh, you're flirting.
26:52Okay, do it again.
26:54I swear I'll get it.
26:54It's okay.
26:56Do you want some coffee?
26:57You bet I want coffee.
26:59Nice and hot.
27:01Just finish your soup and we'll get naked.
27:11Sorry to bother you, Mrs. Solis.
27:12I work with Luke.
27:13Is he available?
27:15Charles?
27:17What are you doing here?
27:18You forgot to initial some pages on the Halverson contract.
27:20Can't this wait?
27:22The market's already open in Tokyo.
27:25Go ahead.
27:25I'm going to open some more wine.
27:40Mr. Young wants to make sure you understand that last part.
27:43Do you?
27:54Yeah.
27:56I get it.
28:01So when we think of Jane, let us remember her kind heart and her loving spirit.
28:08And now if there's someone who would like to share a special memory of our dear friend?
28:12I would.
28:22Hi, I'm Lynn Dean.
28:24Jane and I were sorority sisters.
28:27If she were here, she'd make me sing our pledge song.
28:30But I think there's already been enough grief for one day.
28:36Now, I know how badly we've all felt for Ian during his long, lonely vigil.
28:44So I'm sure you'll be as happy as I was to learn his vigil wasn't quite so lonely after all.
28:53Oh, dear God.
28:55No, no, he found a warm, caring woman to share his burden and so much else.
29:10Some people might find the fact that she's here today inappropriate.
29:14But I think she's a hero.
29:19She dared to brave the scorn of those who might find her actions questionable or even unsavory.
29:30Oh, I was going to ask her to stand.
29:33But I see she already has.
29:37Susan Meyer, say hello.
29:43Hey.
29:53Wow.
29:55Guess someone's in a hurry to get on with the evening.
29:58Yeah.
30:00Well, I should go.
30:02What?
30:03I have a lot more work to do on that Halverson deal.
30:09Sorry.
30:09But can it wait till after dessert?
30:12And by dessert, I mean sex.
30:14You are clear on that, right?
30:16Painfully.
30:18My job's at stake here.
30:19I really don't have much of a choice.
30:21Oh, I think you've got lots of choices.
30:23Here's one of them.
30:32Hello?
30:33Hello?
30:33What do you think you're doing?
30:35What?
30:36I gave you an order and I expect you to follow it.
30:39Now get out of there.
30:40Oh, I'm trying, sir.
30:41I'm just that I'm meeting some resistance.
30:43The plans we've agreed on.
30:45Okay, she's not letting you leave?
30:47That's fine.
30:48Here's what I want you to say.
30:53Okay, I'll give that a shot, sir.
31:14Okay, I'll give that a shot, sir.
31:19Is that your office?
31:19I thought I could do this, but I can't.
31:22I'm just not attracted to you.
31:25Of course you are.
31:27No, see, I really only date women in their 20s.
31:32What?
31:32I'm sorry.
31:34You're too old for me.
31:43I still got a lot of kick for an old broad, don't I?
31:47I still got a lot of kick.
32:30Mom?
32:33Mom?
32:34Mom, are you all right?
32:36Don't move her.
32:37She might have broken something.
32:41We need an ambulance, please, at 4354 Wisteria Lane.
32:45My wife's had a bad fall. Please hurry.
32:58What the hell is this?
33:04Mrs. Hodge was very lucky.
33:06She only suffered a slight concussion.
33:08If you have any more questions, the doctor should be back soon.
33:14Thank God, I was so worried.
33:18Yeah, I'll bet.
33:22What's that supposed to mean?
33:24I heard you two yesterday.
33:26All that stuff about you maybe going to jail?
33:29Well, that's none of your business.
33:32But if you think I had anything to do with Bree falling...
33:36I'm not stupid.
33:37I know the cops have been all over you about that dead woman.
33:40And mom said for you to fix it or she would.
33:43Is this accident how you fixed it?
33:45All right, you're upset. I get it.
33:47No, no, you don't get it.
33:48There's a reason my mom put me out on the street last year.
33:51You've never met that guy.
33:52You've never met bad Andrew.
33:55You hurt my mom, and you will.
33:58I love your mother.
34:01I'm gonna do everything I can to protect her.
34:04Yeah, so am I.
34:10Hi.
34:10I'm Bree Hodge's son.
34:12See that guy right there?
34:14That's her husband.
34:16Do not, under any circumstances, let him be alone with her.
34:19Why?
34:19Because it's his fault that she's in here.
34:22He's a dangerous guy, and I've warned you.
34:24If anything happens to her, you're liable.
34:29Good night, Dad.
34:30Good night.
34:47Oh, you're home.
34:48I thought you'd still be out on your date.
34:50Date's over. What do you want?
34:52Oh, I thought since I can't take you out for your birthday,
34:55I'd at least leave you a present.
34:58Don't worry, it's not expensive.
35:06Aw, Zach.
35:10So how'd you date go?
35:12Is he crazy?
35:14You're not old.
35:16You did not see the look on his face when I tried to kiss him.
35:20It's like he was sniffing expired milk.
35:23That's ridiculous.
35:25You're gorgeous.
35:27And you're just gonna get prettier every year.
35:30Aw, that's so sweet.
35:32But it's a lie.
35:34Every tick of the clock takes away something.
35:40Zach, what am I gonna do when I'm not pretty anymore?
35:46It's never gonna happen.
35:50I'm gonna take a little nap, okay? Just for a minute.
35:56Take as long as you'd like.
35:59You're a-
36:11Susan, I've looked everywhere for you.
36:14I didn't think to start with the, um, embalming room.
36:20Yeah, I'll be having night terrors from now on, which I deserve.
36:27Look, no one is judging you.
36:30If anything, they're judging that dreadful Lynn.
36:33I should be thanking you for driving her away.
36:35It usually takes a crucifix and some garlic.
36:38I'm so sorry I ruined Jane's funeral.
36:42No, you didn't.
36:43Yes, I did.
36:47It's just...
36:49What?
36:52I thought after we got through this really painful day, things would start to get better.
37:01I thought I could be more a part of your world.
37:05Now all your friends and family are just gonna think of me as a crazy lady from Jane's funeral.
37:11Oh God.
37:13Oh Ian, okay.
37:14This is not supposed to be about me.
37:16You should be upstairs.
37:18Say goodbye.
37:21I'm just gonna hide out here with the departed until everybody leaves.
37:28No.
37:31No more hiding.
37:32We've been doing it far too long.
37:36You have nothing to be ashamed of.
37:38You held me through the most difficult part of my life.
37:41I love you.
37:41I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
37:43I want to marry you.
37:47Ian, are you proposing to me?
37:51Well, I guess maybe I am.
37:54Well, well, before you say another word, take a look around.
38:02Ah, right.
38:04I hadn't really thought a lot about this moment, but when I did, the table we were at didn't have
38:09a blood cutter.
38:11Then may I reopen the subject at a more opportune time and place?
38:19Yes.
38:23I accept your proposal to propose.
38:29Shall we?
38:39Now I want you to dig deep.
38:42If you feel your memory blocked, just count to three and the block will melt away.
38:48It is natural and easy for you to recall anything.
38:52Now remember Monique Pollier.
38:56Remember the night you met her.
39:02Ms. Pollier?
39:05Hi, Bob.
39:07Got that part for the sink.
39:10Hello?
39:22Sorry.
39:23Yeah.
39:25Monique's upstairs taking a nap.
39:27She wasn't feeling well.
39:34Mike?
39:35Did you see something?
39:41I'm her boyfriend.
39:43I, uh, figured she'd want to wake up to a clean kitchen.
39:48Well, I'll just finish up with the sink and get out of your hair.
39:52Uh, why don't you let me take care of the sink?
39:55I mean, uh, I'm pretty handy and it's getting late.
39:59Oh, I don't mind staying.
40:01No, look, it's okay.
40:02I-I got it under control.
40:04Here.
40:06At least you can cover what we owe you.
40:14Tell Ms. Pollier I hope she feels better.
40:17Will do.
40:19Oh, hey.
40:22Forget your wretch.
40:30Mike?
40:31Where-where are you going?
40:32Mike!
40:41Uh, hey, Mr. Delfino.
40:43I need to, uh, talk to your stepdad.
40:46Orson's not here.
40:47He went to the hospital with my mom.
40:50She's fine.
40:51Thanks for asking.
40:59Mr. Hodge.
41:01Your wife's just sleeping.
41:03I suggest you go home and do the same.
41:07You okay?
41:07I will.
41:09You okay?
41:12Yeah.
41:13I'm fine.
41:15It's just, uh...
41:18There was a time when we were all so happy.
41:22I just can't seem to remember it anymore.
41:26Recapturing the past is a tricky business.
41:29While most memories are simply souvenirs of a happier time.
41:34Hey there.
41:36Others...
41:37Can be quite deadly.
41:40Hey, Mike.
41:42What brings you to the hospital?
41:44I've been seeing a hypnotherapist.
41:48She's helping me fill the gaps in my memory.
41:51How's it going?
41:54It's working.
41:56Hey!
41:57You're right.
41:58You're right.
42:00You're right.
42:00You're right.
42:02Yeah.
42:18Go ahead.
42:20Go ahead.
42:50Transcription by CastingWords
43:02CastingWords
Comments