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Desperate Housewives Season 3 Episode 3
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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives...
00:03Prior to implantation, your embryo was accidentally switched with another client's.
00:08Carlos and Gabby didn't get what they expected.
00:11I'm Austin, Edie Britt's nephew.
00:13You're not that hot.
00:14Julie met her new neighbor.
00:16God, I love seeing you laugh.
00:17Oh, well, it's been a long time since I've been in the mood to, thank you.
00:21Persistence paid off for Susan's new friend.
00:24You're gonna leave me out here in the middle of nowhere?
00:26And Brie began to regret what she had done.
00:31Orson Hodge dreamed of the perfect honeymoon.
00:35Indeed, he'd begun planning it the moment Brie Vandecamp agreed to marry him.
00:40They'd start by flying first class to an exclusive five-star hotel
00:47where they'd spend their days by the pool and their nights making love.
00:53And when they returned home, their perfect honeymoon would continue forever.
01:02Mrs. Hodge.
01:05Yes, Mr. Hodge?
01:08Do you have any idea how happy we're going to be?
01:12I don't need to be any happier than I am already at this very second.
01:20Oh, my goodness, there's only 15 minutes before our plane.
01:23If you want that latte, you should go now.
01:25That's a good idea.
01:26Short of heart-wrenching, the population of homeless teenagers continues to climb.
01:31This is Andrew.
01:32Andrew, what is it like to live on the streets?
01:35It's not so bad.
01:36I mean, you know, sometimes people give you food.
01:38You can find a lot in dumpsters.
01:40I mean, just last night I found almost a whole bucket of chicken and hardly been touched.
01:46Andrew told me his heart-wrenching story.
01:49An alcoholic mother, a father murdered by the woman's boyfriend,
01:53and a childhood shattered the day his mother abandoned him on the side of the road.
02:00I'll tell you one thing.
02:02Some people just should never be allowed to have children.
02:09Darling, I got an extra one just in case.
02:12Bree, what's the matter?
02:13A reporter just did a story on homeless teens and my son was one of them.
02:17Oh, my God.
02:18Well, we'll call child welfare the minute we get to the resort.
02:21Orson, you can't imagine that we're still going.
02:24Darling, the tickets are non-refundable.
02:26My son is eating out of dumpsters.
02:28Yes, but think how much better you'll be able to deal with this crisis after a nice, relaxing...
02:32Orson!
02:33My child is in trouble.
02:35Don't make me choose between the two of you because, believe me, you will lose.
02:39Now, please, cut your ass in gear.
02:46It was at this moment that Orson realized the honeymoon was over.
02:52In more ways than one.
03:04It was late foriba.
03:06It was late for days.
03:15It's local God.
03:16The Holocaust, especially while old.
03:16It's in the front.
03:18It was all over.
03:19It was too late for days.
03:21If we had to take a habit of being close to the world.
03:22Then we would call yourself a underground in a hotel.
03:22It was a long way too.
03:22Oh yes, I would call her.
03:23It was open to the house.
03:25And it wasчит it.
03:26It's open to the house.
03:30The house is open to house.
03:38It was a holiday weekend on Wisteria Lane, and everyone was packing their bags, hoping to get away from it
03:47all.
03:48No, no. It's so unfair.
03:51No, no. What's unfair is that we're slowly running out of money, and you've barely even looked for a job.
03:56You can have a good time, all right? I love you. Bye.
03:58Lynette was getting away from growing tension in her marriage.
04:03You can call at blackmail Carlos, but the court calls it spousal support.
04:06So unless I get a check on Monday, your shower buddies from jail will be throwing you a welcome back
04:12party.
04:13Gabrielle was getting away from an increasingly bitter divorce.
04:17Hi. I'm ready.
04:20So that's my number, in case there's any change in Mike's condition.
04:23I'm going to the mountains with a friend.
04:25And, uh, just in case you were wondering, it's strictly platonic.
04:30He wasn't wondering.
04:32Susan was getting away from mounting guilt.
04:36So you can't tell me anything about my son's whereabouts?
04:39And then there was Bree, who had just learned there are some problems...
04:43Fine.
04:44...you can't run away from.
04:46Some reporter.
04:47All she could tell me was what neighborhood they found him in.
04:49They don't have any contact information, no phone number, no address.
04:53Oh, dear. If he had an address, he wouldn't be homeless.
04:56This really blows. I am this close to becoming homecoming queen, and now I'm going to be that creepy girl
05:03whose brother's a pathetic street junkie.
05:04You know, you could show a little compassion. Your brother is out there on the streets struggling to survive.
05:10And whose fault is that?
05:16Oh, she's right. This is all my fault.
05:22You can't blame yourself. No parent can stop a child who's determined to run away.
05:29He didn't run away.
05:32I kicked him out.
05:34You what?
05:36I left him on the roadside with some money in his clothes.
05:42I didn't tell you because I was afraid of what you think of me.
05:48You did what you had to do.
05:51I just wish you'd said something sooner.
05:55You know, there's nothing you can't tell me.
06:00I don't want there to be any secrets between us.
06:03There won't be. Not anymore.
06:08You know, Andrew is not the only one having a rough year.
06:11I'm the one whose boyfriend got shot right in front of her.
06:17We'll talk in the car.
06:26Don't you love this?
06:28Oh, God bless Tom for taking the kids camping this weekend.
06:32Oh, God.
06:33This is exactly what we needed.
06:35Especially after everything I've been through lately.
06:38I am all about relaxing and rejuvenating.
06:41Gabby.
06:41Yeah?
06:42Could you be all about shutting up?
06:44Oh, I'm sorry.
06:45Thanks.
06:47Please don't tell me you brought your cell phone.
06:49I'm sorry.
06:50It's just I'm waiting for Carlos' lawyer to call.
06:53His whole spousal support thing has gotten ugly.
06:56Hello?
06:58Oh, hi, Tom.
06:59No, no, no, no.
07:01Yeah.
07:01Yeah, she's right here.
07:02Hang on.
07:04Did you see something?
07:08Hey.
07:09Honey, I know it is your weekend away, but it's my damn back.
07:12Let's go for that.
07:14I threw it out again.
07:16So?
07:16So I can barely sit up.
07:19The kids are running wild.
07:21I need you to come up here.
07:22Well, why don't you take a muscle relaxant?
07:24I am already taking two.
07:26They're not making a dent.
07:27Well, why don't you give them to the kids?
07:29God, Lynette.
07:30Please don't.
07:31Please don't do this to me.
07:33Parker, for the last time, put down the damn act.
07:39Oh, all right.
07:41Yeah, yeah.
07:41I will be there as soon as I can.
07:46God, I hate my life.
07:47I know.
07:48I wouldn't trade with you for anything.
07:54Oh, wow.
07:56Look at the view.
07:58Oh.
08:00Don't you just love when the leaves change color?
08:02Well, that's why I suggested this.
08:04So we could hang out for the weekend and enjoy the scenery.
08:12Yep.
08:13Scenery's great.
08:17So maybe I should unpack.
08:20Where should I do that?
08:23Well, there are two bedrooms.
08:26One is mine.
08:30And there's a guest room.
08:32Oh.
08:34A guest room.
08:35Well, that's handy.
08:36Yeah.
08:39Unless, of course, you'd like to sleep in my room.
08:44In which case, I would take the guest room.
08:47Oh.
08:49No.
08:49No.
08:50I should take the guest room because I am the guest.
08:53Yeah.
08:54Well, it's up the stairs and at the end of the hall.
08:57OK.
09:19Susan, I think I have your suitcase.
09:24Yeah, and I think I have yours.
09:29So, did you happen to see the, um...
09:31Yeah.
09:33And did you notice?
09:34Hard to miss.
09:40Well, I'm just going to, um...
09:42Hide pathetically in your room.
09:43Uh-huh.
09:44Me too.
09:53Hey, Lynette.
09:56What are you doing here?
09:57Kayla called and she told me about Tom's back.
09:59And my car got impounded again.
10:00So, I thought that I'd hitch a ride with you.
10:03Hitch?
10:05You mean, like, we're going to be driving in the car together?
10:08Well, you could strap me to the front bumper.
10:11But, uh, yeah, I'd be more comfortable in the side.
10:13Uh, it's like an eight-hour drive.
10:16So?
10:18Um, how far is the impound lot?
10:20Because, you know, I could just drive you over there and...
10:24What's your problem, Lynette?
10:26I don't have a problem.
10:28I just don't think we both need to go up there.
10:30I can grab Kayla and bring her back.
10:32Oh, I see your plan.
10:33You just want to go charging up there on your white horse
10:36and save everyone.
10:37And then I get to be the rotten mother
10:39who didn't give a rat's ass and stayed home eating bonbons.
10:44No.
10:53Due to Lynette's sudden departure,
10:56Gabrielle was forced to spend the last night of her spa vacation alone.
11:01But she didn't mind.
11:04In fact, she looked forward to a quiet dinner alone with her thoughts.
11:11Unfortunately for Gabrielle,
11:13her thoughts quickly turned to her impending divorce
11:16and the empty house she'd soon return to.
11:20And she began to resent the happy couple she was seeing...
11:25everywhere.
11:28What is this, freaking Noah's Ark?
11:31Wow.
11:33I guess it really is a small world.
11:36Who's there?
11:36I can't see you.
11:39You see me now?
11:55Excuse me, ma'am?
11:58I mean, miss, I'm looking for someone.
12:02His name is Andrew.
12:03Have you seen him?
12:04Hard to say, boo.
12:05I see a lot of lost boys this age.
12:07Good-looking one, though.
12:08Someone special?
12:10Yes, very, and I'm worried sick about him.
12:12You might try the soup kitchen at St. Malachi's on 3rd.
12:15Oh, thank you, miss.
12:16Gates.
12:17Pearly Gates.
12:18Because you can't get to heaven without going through me.
12:23How very saucy.
12:32Great piano.
12:33Do you play?
12:34Oh, no, I'm a bit rusty.
12:36Jane loved to sing, so I'd play for her.
12:37But since the accident...
12:39Right.
12:48So...
12:50Brandy?
12:51Roaring fire?
12:53What could be more romantic?
12:55Well, I could think of something.
13:00Well, my heart is pounding.
13:02Is that a bad thing?
13:03Consider the alternative.
13:06Your heart is beating even faster than mine.
13:08I guess I'm excited.
13:09It has been a while.
13:12Me, too.
13:23So, was that, uh, okay?
13:25It was bloody fantastic.
13:28Of course, it's a bit different than what I'm used to.
13:31Different?
13:32Well, I was with the same woman for a long time.
13:35Oh, yeah.
13:37But, I mean, you kissed other girls before that, right?
13:40Sure, but most of them were 12.
13:43As was I.
13:44I met Jane at a school dance, and after we started dating, well, I...
13:48Well, I never looked at anyone else.
13:51Are you saying that Jane is the only woman you ever...
13:53Oh, God, I so didn't want to tell you that.
13:56Why not?
13:56I think that's adorable.
13:58Well, I don't want to be adorable.
14:00Well, I want to be dashing and worldly.
14:03Oh, Ian.
14:05It's okay.
14:06Some people have a lot of lovers, and some just a few.
14:10It doesn't matter.
14:13Well, seeing as it doesn't matter, where do you fall on that spectrum?
14:18Huh?
14:19You know, how many men have you been with?
14:22Ian.
14:23Oh, I'm sorry.
14:23That was rude.
14:24I withdraw the question.
14:26Well, it's not that it's rude.
14:27It's just immaterial.
14:28I mean, it's just a number.
14:30It doesn't mean anything.
14:31Seeing as it doesn't mean anything...
14:33Ian.
14:34Well, you know my number.
14:35It's only fair.
14:36Is it more than three?
14:39Nine.
14:41Please tell me you're answering in German.
14:43Nine lovers is not a lot.
14:45Nine lovers does not make me a slut.
14:47Why are you getting upset?
14:48Because it was really 11, and I knocked off two, and you're still judging me.
14:51I'm not judging you.
14:52It's just that you work in the recording industry.
14:54Okay, just so you know, 11 is not a lot for a woman my age.
14:58How old are you?
15:00What is this?
15:01The Gallop Hall?
15:02Where are you going?
15:03To bed.
15:04Alone.
15:05You know, it's something that I've always wanted to try, but I've just never gotten around to.
15:11So, they liked the landscaping I did here so much that they hired my company to do the whole Sinclair
15:17hotel chain.
15:19Your company?
15:20You have a company now?
15:21Oh, my gosh, when I met you, all you had was a bike.
15:25Well, not only that, the gardening channels approached me about hosting my own show.
15:29I mean, we're still in the talking stages, but...
15:33What?
15:35Nothing.
15:35I just, I can't get over how mature and confident you are.
15:40You've really changed.
15:41Thanks.
15:43I was hoping you'd notice.
15:45So, I guess there's no chance of getting you over to the house to pick the dead leaves off my
15:50ficus?
15:52Yeah, you know, I'm kind of past that.
15:55Besides, I don't think Mr. Solis would approve.
16:00Actually, we're getting a divorce.
16:07I don't know why you're smiling.
16:10I don't know.
16:11Why are you?
16:14Gabrielle.
16:17It's really great to see you.
16:20Gabrielle.
16:22I think that's the first time you've ever called me that.
16:27Well, um, I hope you enjoy the rest of your stay.
16:33I intend to.
16:54Your cuppy thing is full.
16:55Do you mind if I put this in your glove compartment?
16:58Yeah, I do mind.
16:59I mind deeply.
17:00It's a maroonie.
17:02I'll just get rid of it.
17:07Oh, that's delightful.
17:09That's delightful.
17:10Maybe it'll just soak up the cream soda you spilled.
17:13Oh, why do you always pick on me?
17:16It's like your new favorite game is Finding Fault with Nora.
17:19No, my favorite game is counting all the things I'm dying to say to you, but I don't.
17:26Like, pipe down, you annoying nutjob.
17:30I'd never say that.
17:32You think I'm crazy?
17:34No!
17:36You're colorful.
17:39Colorful in a way that might respond to medication.
17:42Well, you know, there's levels of crazy, Lynette.
17:47I mean, there are people like me who just have a big personality.
17:51And there are kind of people who do things like this.
17:55Oh, my God!
17:56Oh, my God!
17:56Oh, my God!
17:57Oh, my God!
17:57I don't know!
17:58What is wrong with you?
18:00What the hell do you think you're doing?
18:01Oh, lighten up!
18:03Come on, with a joke.
18:04No, well, it wasn't funny.
18:06If you want to kill yourself, fine.
18:07But don't take me with you.
18:08Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
18:10You'd really like that if I killed myself.
18:12No.
18:13That is not what I'm saying.
18:17But if you did, I'd find a way to carry on.
18:26Pull over.
18:28Oh, lighten up.
18:29It's a joke.
18:30Pull over.
18:31Nora.
18:32Pull it over!
18:33Pull over or I will jump up.
18:35All right, all right, all right, all right!
18:36I'm pulling over!
18:37Jeez!
18:38What the hell are you doing?
18:40Hitching!
18:41My way!
18:42To the campsite!
18:46Nora!
18:46You can't be serious!
18:48Shut up!
18:49Just get out of my face!
18:50I'm not talking to you!
18:54All right, now, look.
18:56You've gone from crazy to stupid.
18:57This guy could be dangerous.
18:59Well, then it's your lucky day.
19:01Huh, Lynette?
19:02Shut up!
19:04See, this is what you do.
19:06You just manipulate.
19:08You wormed your way into my family.
19:11You conned your way into coming on this trip with me.
19:15And now you want to force me into saving you.
19:18Well, forget it!
19:19You want to go, go.
19:22Nora!
19:44No, I've tried that.
19:45It wasn't enough power.
19:48Yeah, I'm way ahead of you.
19:50All right, here it goes.
19:54Ah, it worked!
19:55I'm a genius.
20:04Oh, hi.
20:05Um, I'm looking for Edie.
20:06She's out.
20:08Oh, God, where is everyone tonight?
20:10Anything I can do?
20:11No.
20:12Not unless you can fix a fuse box.
20:14My science fair project blew the power up.
20:16Oh, what's your project?
20:18Oh, uh, it's complicated.
20:20You think I'm too dumb to understand your little science project?
20:23It's not little.
20:24I finished third in the state twice.
20:26Now, can you fix the fuse box or not?
20:29Most houses built after 1990 are wired through a circuit breaker.
20:32You didn't blow a fuse, you tripped a breaker.
20:35Not to challenge a two-time state science fair almost champion or anything.
20:41Let me grab a flashlight.
20:43Maybe you could also grab a shirt.
20:44And some pants.
20:46Pants would be nice.
20:50Susan, can I come in?
20:52I'm with a client.
20:54Take a number.
20:56Susan, please.
21:01Everything I said came out of my own insecurity and fear that I might disappoint you.
21:09I was going to stay mad at you another hour, but your damn accent gets me every time.
21:14Blimey, you don't say.
21:16Don't push it.
21:41Don't push it.
21:45Look, I know that I'm only your second lover ever.
21:49And I know that means a lot and I just don't want it to mean too much.
21:54I'm not following you.
21:55What do you want it to mean?
21:56I mean, the last time you did this, it turned into a lifetime commitment and I just, I'm not
22:01ready for that.
22:02You think I am?
22:03Well, I assure you, I'm as capable of having meaningless sex as you are.
22:09I have never had meaningless sex.
22:12So you were passionately in love and deeply committed to all 11 of your conquests.
22:17Don't judge me, Mr. Virgin.
22:19Plus one.
22:20Okay, okay.
22:21We seem to have gone off on the wrong foot again.
22:23Susan.
22:26Cheerio.
22:27Bob's your uncle?
22:30Get out.
22:33Can't we at least talk?
22:34Why?
22:35You know, every time we do, we just get angry.
22:36Well, we're still getting to know each other and that's good.
22:39You've learned I'm a tad insecure and I've learned, well, you're just a wee bit touchy.
22:44Okay, Ian, you know what?
22:44This is not happening.
22:46I'm just going to sleep and you can just drive me home in the morning.
22:59Uh, excuse me.
23:00I'm looking for my son.
23:02Have you seen him?
23:04Have you seen him?
23:06Excuse me, young man.
23:08Um, have you seen this boy?
23:12Andrew!
23:13My God, thank God!
23:15What are you doing here?
23:16I'm looking for you.
23:17How did you get that bruise?
23:18It's not out of your business.
23:20Andrew, please!
23:21Shouldn't you be at home taking care of your new husband?
23:24How did you find out that...
23:25I read it in the paper.
23:27You know, the one I sleep on.
23:28Andrew, you have every right to be angry with me.
23:31But if you knew how sorry I am...
23:33If you came here sucking after forgiveness, you came to the wrong place.
23:36Andrew, please, can't we just talk about this?
23:38I'm your mother, for God's sake, you're my son!
23:40No, you dumped your son at a gas station seven months ago.
23:43I'm somebody else now.
23:46Andrew.
23:49Andrew!
23:51Andrew!
23:53Andrew, please!
23:55Andrew!
24:08Andrew!
24:15Andrew!
24:16Andrew!
24:18Andrew!
24:19The guy grabbed my boob, so I hit him over the head with his bong and I got out.
24:27Look, I'm sorry I freaked out there before.
24:30It's just when you made that crack about suicide, it just kind of hit home.
24:34Oh, my God.
24:35Oh, my God.
24:36No, I...
24:37Did you actually...
24:40Mom, I'm very sorry.
24:43I had no idea.
24:49But your life is better now, right?
24:52You have a beautiful daughter and you have that fun job at the pancake house.
24:58Oh, yeah, my life's better.
25:00Oh, yeah.
25:02But it's not your life.
25:04Your life's perfect.
25:06Excuse me?
25:07Did you smoke that bong before you beat the guy with it?
25:11It's just you have it all.
25:12You have the kids.
25:13You have the career.
25:14You have the husband.
25:17Your super mom.
25:18And you think that's easy?
25:20Okay, I have a good life.
25:21Yes, yes, I am very lucky, but I work 12 hours a day and then I come home to what
25:26seems like 33 children and a husband who refuses to get a job.
25:30And believe me, there was not a super mom out there who wouldn't trade in her cake for a chance
25:35to read a book and get a massage by a man who has the decency to leave when it's over.
25:39Okay.
25:41Sorry I brought it up.
25:46I'm sorry I said that about Tom.
25:47He's doing his best to find a job.
25:49Well, you know, maybe he'd try a little harder if he didn't hate advertising so much.
25:53He doesn't hate advertising?
25:55Last week when he came to pick up Kayla and he'd just come from some crappy interview, he said that
26:02he'd hated the ad game for like freaking ever and would like to bag the whole thing.
26:08He said that to you?
26:12He's never told me that.
26:14He's probably afraid to.
26:17Why would he be afraid?
26:19Probably because you're the kind of woman who when someone says they want to kill themselves, you say go ahead.
26:32You sure you don't want to come in?
26:34No, I'm good.
26:38Uh, you really should see what I'm doing.
26:40You know, for next time.
26:46Okay, here's the trip switch.
26:50So first you move to off to reset, then you press it to on.
26:56That's it?
26:57Yeah.
26:59You didn't have to come all the way over here to do that.
27:02You could have just explained it to me.
27:04Yeah, I guess I could have.
27:07Well.
27:08Hello there.
27:09Edie.
27:10Hi.
27:11Oh, sorry.
27:11Uh, he was just, he was helping me get the lights back on.
27:14I, I overloaded my circuits.
27:16I can see that.
27:19Yeah, so she's doing some big science project and she needed me to explain how electricity works.
27:23I think that's called irony.
27:26Julie, where's your mom?
27:28She's on a trip.
27:29Do you need something?
27:30Yeah.
27:31Back when I could stand her, I loaned her my CD player.
27:34I need it.
27:35Oh, she took her to the hospital for Mike.
27:37Oh God.
27:38This Florence Nightingale act is really chapping my ass.
27:43Hey science guy, I have an experiment for you.
27:46Go home, mix two ounces of gin, a splash of vermouth and see if it improves my mood when I
27:53drink.
27:57Julie.
27:59Sweetie.
28:00You're a good girl.
28:01Do yourself a favor and stay away from my nephew.
28:04Oh, trust me, I have no interest in swaggering muscle bound juvenile delinquents.
28:09Honey, that's what every good girl says just before she becomes a bad girl.
28:15Trust me.
28:17I know.
28:22Just like old times, huh?
28:23Mm-hmm.
28:25Except now when we're done, I don't have to proofread your essay on Ethan Frost.
28:28And I don't have to jump out of a window.
28:30That's a nice change.
28:31Yeah.
28:32Hey.
28:33How about I order up a bottle of Dom?
28:35Oh, I like Rich John.
28:42Hello?
28:44Oh!
28:45Uh, hi.
28:47Nothing.
28:48You know, just room service and a movie.
28:51Huh?
28:53Really?
28:54You're-you're kidding.
28:56No, I'm-I'm-I'm thrilled.
28:58It's, uh, room 424.
29:01Me too.
29:03Bye.
29:04You gotta get out of here.
29:05What?
29:06My fiance's on her way up.
29:07Your fiance?
29:08She was supposed to come tomorrow.
29:10Yeah, she decided to surprise me.
29:11Get dressed!
29:12Uh, uh, you're-you're engaged?
29:14Who?
29:15Her name's Tammy.
29:17Where's your other shoe?
29:18Could you do this to me?
29:19I would never have let you seduce me if I knew you were getting married!
29:22What, you didn't have any problems sleeping with me when you were married?
29:24You knew about Carlos.
29:25My cheating was upfront and honest.
29:27Look, Gabby, we don't have time for this.
29:29Get moving.
29:30No, I'm not going anywhere.
29:32In fact, I want to meet the blushing bride.
29:33Listen to me.
29:34Okay, her name is Tammy Sinclair.
29:37As in Sinclair Hotels?
29:38As in her father owns this whole damn chain?
29:40So if she catches you in here, I am totally screwed.
29:49Poodle!
29:52Mwah!
29:53Look at you, surprising me.
29:56I missed you.
29:57I missed you too.
30:00Ugh, this room blows.
30:02Daddy was supposed to hook us up with a suite.
30:04You know, you're right.
30:06Why don't we go down to the front desk and demand one?
30:08Come on.
30:09Oh no, they're all booked.
30:15They call us a closet?
30:16Where am I supposed to put all my stuff?
30:19You know, I could really use a drink.
30:21Why don't we go down to the bar?
30:23Why don't we go down to the bar?
30:23I'm wiped.
30:24I just want to stay in.
30:27Did you unpack it?
30:30No.
30:31Um, actually the zipper is stuck.
30:34Um, but they have a guy at the hotel that can fix it.
30:37You know, I should probably go ahead and take it down to the lobby.
30:41Now?
30:43I'm horny.
30:45So am I.
30:48But I will be a lot hornier once I get rid of this suitcase.
30:59Poodle?
31:00Where did this diamond watch come from?
31:03Oh, shoot.
31:05Um...
31:07That's what you get for surprising me.
31:10I didn't get a chance to wrap it.
31:13You like it?
31:16I love it.
31:19I'm never taking it off.
31:21Son of a bitch.
31:23Come here, you.
31:25No!
31:33John?
31:44John!
31:45Where are you?
31:46Damn it!
32:03Don't laugh.
32:04I saved a bundle on airfare.
32:05I saved a bundle on airfare.
32:32I saved a bundle on airfare.
32:33Susan, I'm so...
32:34Shh!
32:35Keep playing.
33:04Your azaleas are breathtaking.
33:09You should be very proud of them.
33:12Yeah, it's nice to know that I can raise some things correctly.
33:16Sterling, be patient.
33:19Andrew will come around.
33:22No, I don't think he will.
33:25I failed him.
33:27I think you're being too hard on yourself.
33:28And you're not being hard enough.
33:31Stop saying that what I did was understandable.
33:33I'm a mother who abandoned her child.
33:35It's unnatural.
33:37It's hot, you're tired.
33:39Why don't you come inside?
33:41Because there's a bottle of Chardonnay in the refrigerator.
33:44And right now, this little chore is the only thing that's keeping me from going inside and drinking the whole
33:48damn thing.
33:53Oh.
33:56I think azaleas really are lovely.
34:07Yes, they are.
34:24I...
34:25I...
34:28Look, I'm sorry.
34:34Here's your watch.
34:37I guess I'll just buy Tammy a new one.
34:40Don't you mean her daddy will buy her a new one
34:42and just launder the money through you?
34:43Ah, don't blame me for being angry.
34:45All right, I should have told you the truth from the start.
34:48But when I saw you, there in the moonlight,
34:52it took me right back to when we were together.
34:56Me too.
34:59Do you want to sit down?
35:05I know you're pretty hard to stay mad at.
35:09Good.
35:10Because I really didn't want this to end badly.
35:12Who says it has to end?
35:16What are you talking about?
35:18Well, I'm single now and I thought we could maybe...
35:21Gabby, I'm getting married.
35:25Sure.
35:25And I was married when we got together.
35:28Right.
35:28But that is not how I'm going to be married.
35:32Well, that's what I thought.
35:33But trust me, marriage is hard.
35:36I know that.
35:37But I love Tammy.
35:40And I don't want to screw it up.
35:42Because enough of those screw ups and you just end up alone.
35:50Yeah, that can happen.
35:52I'm still in favor.
35:57And I'll see you soon.
36:04Bye, Gabrielle.
36:05Bye.
36:11Bye.
36:12Bye.
36:12Bye, Gabrielle.
36:19Hey, mister, could you spare a buck or two?
36:22I'm really hungry.
36:28Hey, thanks.
36:29I'll give you 50 more, you'll let me buy you lunch.
36:33A prize and a large root beer.
36:39What am I gonna have to do to earn this?
36:41I told you, I just want to talk to you.
36:43You another reporter?
36:45No.
36:45You a youth pastor?
36:48You trying to save my soul?
36:50You make it sound like a challenge.
36:52No, I just want to understand you, Andrew.
36:56Hey, how did you know my name?
37:01You're him, aren't you?
37:03You're a new husband.
37:06Orson.
37:10I wouldn't talk to her.
37:11What makes her think I'll listen to you?
37:13Your mother doesn't know I'm here.
37:14Sure.
37:16All right, Dad.
37:18What do you want to talk about, Dad?
37:20I want to know how you survive out here.
37:21What do you do for money?
37:25I ask, people give it to me.
37:29That's it?
37:32What do you want to know?
37:34Have I done stuff for money that I'm not proud of?
37:39Yeah, sure, but you figured that out as soon as I asked you what the 50 was for.
37:44But, uh, don't tell my mom.
37:47Or, you know what?
37:49Do.
37:50Who cares?
37:51Well, I think part of you wants me to tell her because you know how much you would hurt her.
37:55I mean, that's why you're at her, isn't it?
37:57To punish her.
37:59When will you have punished her enough, Andrew?
38:02When you turn to drugs to numb the pain or you catch a disease you'll never be rid of?
38:07Don't pretend to care about me, all right?
38:10I do care about you.
38:11Because Brie cares about you.
38:13Because we're more alike than you think.
38:17I know about rage.
38:19I know how it eats you up.
38:21But rage goes away.
38:23And when it does, you're just left with the mess you made.
38:30Thanks for lunch.
38:32If you change your mind, you know where to find us.
38:53How's your back?
38:54If I don't breathe, great.
38:57God, it has been so long since my back has acted up.
39:00Then wham, out of the blue, I'm crying by a tree stone.
39:03Well, you're under a lot of stress.
39:05You got a new kid in the family, you're at job hunting.
39:09Are we gonna fight about that again?
39:11Because if so, I'm gonna need those last four muscle relaxants.
39:14No, I don't wanna fight.
39:16In fact, I was thinking...
39:19If you can't find something you like in advertising, maybe you should cast a wider net.
39:25Meaning what?
39:27You're a bright guy.
39:28Isn't there anything else you might wanna do?
39:33I like to play bass for Aerosmith.
39:35Okay, let's call that the backup plan.
39:37But seriously, don't you have some road not taken?
39:41Some dream you never got around to?
39:46I don't know, maybe.
39:49Maybe?
39:50I don't know, you get married, you have kids, and...
39:56I lose track of that stuff.
39:58Well, think about it, okay?
40:00Because whatever you wanna do, I'm in your corner.
40:04Yeah.
40:06Man, that I'm lucky I'm marrying you.
40:09Tell me something I don't know.
40:22Hi, Mike.
40:24Dee Dee.
40:28I'm sorry that I haven't come by to visit.
40:34Pretty rough luck, huh?
40:40Anyway, I'm here to pick up my CD player.
40:46So...
40:53Well, I hope you feel better soon.
41:11Damn.
41:14That's with the coma.
41:32We all carry something with us.
41:36Of course, it's nice if we travel with someone who can help lighten the load.
41:45But usually, it's easier to just drop what we've been carrying.
41:50So we can get home that much sooner.
41:58Assuming, of course, there will be someone there to greet us when we arrive.
42:07Why do we clutch at this baggage even when we're desperate to move on?
42:16Because we all know there's a chance we might let go too soon.
42:31There's still a good one.
42:41There is still a good one.
42:44Feed the table.
42:45There is no one.
42:46There is still a good one.
43:10Transcription by CastingWords
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