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00:00THE END
00:36Oh
01:28I'll see you next time.
01:36the first bell's about to ring now let's get a move on get your butts in gear
01:52all right i'm shutting it down this is it today's the day there's no way he's getting in this time
02:00he's here is that a pole
02:07ah don't tell me he plans on pole vaulting his way in here
02:13i don't think so not in my house
02:24the entrance is looking a bit drab
02:27so i decided to bring a little decoration
02:31oh what a wonderful arrangement that's just lovely and with the teacher there it adds the artistic
02:38appeal of human interest
02:47you have a headache coach kakuda day after day that kid manages to get to school right under the wire
02:53i can't help but think he's trying to mock me um yeah so i was wondering if i could get
02:58your help
02:58the students have been causing some trouble and breaking a lot of rules recently
03:02huh do you think you could maybe talk to them for me oh you know it now this is what
03:09i'm talking
03:09about it is time to let this kid have it once and for all sure i know he's just a
03:14sophomore but i know
03:15he is up to no good i know it i will find out what he is up to and discipline
03:20him so hard it will crush him
03:22into compliance i'm doing this for his own good where is that good for nothing hanging around
03:29oh there he is dude come on man really again okay but just one well well what have we here
03:43gotcha think you could pop off from a smoke on my watch hey that one was huge sakamoto i can
03:50only
03:50seem to blow round ones how the heck do you do that come on tell me i swear i am
03:54so glad i quit smoking
03:56this is so much better what holy crap how the heck are you doing that
04:06that's it ladies don't miss a spot huh hey you guys quit screwing around
04:15you a part of this too sakamoto hang on take a closer look
04:24huh is that dust yeah the ceilings are kind of hard for us to reach and sakamoto seems to be
04:30the
04:30only one who can clean them and somehow he manages to do it without getting all dusty
04:44oh it's like it's snowing in here coach have you ever seen a site like this ever in your life
04:55oh my that's a nasty cough you've got there i have class one two next it's sakamoto's class i will
05:04find something and call him out on it the poor little thing we should just leave it alone what are
05:09you doing that was the bell people okay so uh the difference between a man and a woman's body storing
05:18puberty become quiet evidence what is this why is this lesson always so quiet i mean look at
05:25archie he's paying attention like he's never done before of all times why pick now to behave yourself
05:33huh who was that whose phone went off just now
05:38if it happens again i'm taking it my guard is up nobody's getting a drop on me
05:43huh speaking of what's sakamoto doing dang it he's staying in line too huh
05:50wait what is this dinner and a show so that's it huh is my class just a diversion for his
05:56amusement
05:57that really friggin pisses me off still he's listening to my lecture so i guess i can't scold him too
06:03much
06:03can i what rice not gonna start with a super salad just jump straight into rice get his digestive system
06:10all messed up he's messing with the natural order you are way out of line boy oh yeah go right
06:17ahead
06:17eat it and the second you do i gotcha what he stopped well i guess you can't eat this early
06:26without
06:26something to wet his appetite wait wet his appetite don't tell me this little punk is not in my class
06:36licking his chops ready to get his rocks off this is not some all-you-can-eat buffet you disgust
06:41me
06:42such an act is criminal
06:47so let's skip chapter three and go to page 246
06:52come on are you serious coach it's way too early in the morning for us to learn about this sort
06:56of
06:56stuff okay uh as for the mechanisms of the human reproductive system given that we propagate the
07:02species through intercourse sakamoto how are you liking the flavor of this lesson son
07:14i would say it's somewhat lacking in spice
07:20go stand in the hall right now sakamoto
07:27thank you for the meal
07:38that's strange he preferred to eat rice over bread all right settle down kids let's move on uh yeah so
07:46a lot
07:46of factors are at work when it comes to reproduction i got him man it feels great in your face
07:53sakamoto you
07:54perverted piece of trash oh that's what you get for underestimating me stay in the hallway and think
07:59about what you've done huh but how can i be sure he's taking this seriously maybe i should go take
08:05a look
08:05so therefore as one might guess the hormone function is to ensure that
08:22what is he doing don't tell me you got kicked out of class on purpose so you could give some
08:29rice to
08:30some poor little sparrow with one foot in the grave oh madam i'm i'm stunned he would have me peg
08:38him as a
08:38pervert just to help a helpless creature
08:50hey coach can we keep going please bring it in kids i'm shutting it down
09:00well fine i guess maybe i can wait a little longer
09:15okay everyone be sure to press your patties down firmly in order to release the air pockets before you
09:21cook them to think we'd be in the same group as chef sakamoto i know it's like a dream how
09:28are the
09:29hors d'oeuvres coming ladies are you almost there huh oh yeah right so uh i'm gonna make a delicious
09:36salad
09:43what are you doing
09:55that's salt and pepper he's seasoning it and sugar too
10:01what a beautiful finishing touch it's gone i think i'll go wash this less
10:09honestly what are you doing here little fella you need to find a better place to hide
10:16next time i might make you one of the appetizers
10:21okay everyone pair up with whomever you like and we're going to draw portraits of each other begin
10:32oh
10:33hello sakamoto shall we sounds just fine to me
10:48oh sakamoto's really staring at me he finally sees it he finally sees how beautiful i am
10:56all finished oh show me show me
11:02i'm an orangutan
11:05no
11:06to sakamoto i'm nothing but a 500 pound monkey
11:12why did i take a look oh how cute wow sakamoto you sure can draw that looks really nice aina
11:18yeah
11:19sure if by nice you may now look like a monkey who could crush your skull with my bare hands
11:24what are you
11:24talking about look
11:33i'm an angel
11:37oh so sakamoto really does like me say could you draw me next
11:44it's going to be an impressionist portrait will that be all right with you
11:51attention students a fire is broken out from the cooking laboratory
11:55please follow your teachers directions and head to the schoolyard in a quick and orderly fashion
12:00all right people once everyone in your class is assembled take a seat one two three four five six seven
12:07eight
12:07oh
12:08hey i don't see a chon out here
12:10uh uh dude you're right maybe he went to the can or something give me a freaking break come on
12:18i just
12:18want to sit down
12:23huh sakamoto
12:35oh man that was like an outer body experience best spot in school to drop a deuce is the low
12:41traffic
12:41oasis of the cooking room toilet
12:45huh what's everybody doing out there what the hell's going on looks like they evacuated the
12:50whole school shouldn't they be in class not sure what this is but it can't be good wait i think
12:56i did
12:57hear the alarm bell a couple of minutes ago huh
13:03get down
13:04okay oh come on don't tell me there's like tear gas or a stink bomb in the building
13:09there's no time to explain but we need to get out of here
13:14hey look check it out
13:16is that a kitten
13:19no man it's on john
13:24what's going on what happened i don't really know i don't have a clue more importantly sakamoto is
13:32sakamoto is he's still inside the building oh my god no way this is bad ah there's sakamoto
13:41man huh no wait sakamoto don't do it
13:59secret technique weightlessness at the scene of a fire
14:11oh wow that was incredible sakamoto don't make us worry like that man
14:16what's your malfunction sakamoto what the hell were you thinking you almost gave me a heart attack
14:23it's not a real evacuation drill without any true tension
14:36all right our trap is complete now all we gotta do is sit back wait and see what dummy falls
14:42in
14:42you know we really are hardcore thugs aren't we i mean what do you think our thug rank would be
14:48right
14:49now s for superior shut up man someone's coming huh
14:58it's sakamoto what's he wearing his school uniform in the middle of summer for get cold easily well
15:04knowing sakamoto he's not gonna fall for this sword he fell for it
15:11literally did he break his neck
15:20what do you mean sakamoto's disappeared it's complicated but we thought you might know something
15:25about it sorry but ever since summer vacation started i gotta tell you i don't really have a clue
15:30what that guy's been up to what the hell it's been three days now nothing he gets spirited away
15:37or maybe did some time traveling huh take this seriously
15:42i mean well this is sakamoto right i'll bet he's already finished all his summer homework and is taking
15:50things easy you know how he is i bet he's just messing with you guys
15:58this plane is for damn fools again when we find him i'm gonna smack him one
16:04okay listen up look for footprints his shoe size is oh cut it out like that's gonna work
16:09let's just go around asking people we can ask if they've seen a high school student in uniform
16:13yeah i mean he's got to be the only guy in his uniform in the middle of summer
16:18mm-hmm i saw him oh for real where was he well uh you see that pedestrian bridge over there
16:25he was sliding up there all smooth like i thought they'd installed an escalator so i went over there
16:29to check it out
16:33but it turns out he was just one freaky cool dude when was this uh about four days ago
16:40a student in his school uniform oh why yes i've seen him yeah you did right here in the produce
16:47section at first i thought well maybe he was here buying groceries but apparently he was making
16:53the rounds trying all of the food samples on the floor he just looked like he was enjoying himself
16:59like he was at a stand-up affair at a fancy dinner party okay so when did you see him
17:05hmm well the sale was going on so about five days ago i think
17:12yeah a guy in a school uniform i saw him he was by the water skipping rocks and hemming in
17:18some fish
17:21yeah an older boy dressed in all black he fixed the balance on the seesaw for us i'm kind of
17:27heavy
17:31right at that intersection over there with no regard for bad luck he let a black cat cross his path
17:39where are you sakamoto show yourself
17:48hi there have you dropped by to play for us again oh dear sorry i thought you were the schoolboy
17:55who dropped by the other tell me about that well he sat down at that new game right over there
18:17man where did that guy disappear to
18:24you want one notch on all right you've shifted over to blowing soap bubbles now right
18:33think about it guys
18:38he might not even be in the city anymore you know what i'm saying
18:46so where do you think he would go that's a good question
18:50kishiwata nah ropongi no someplace farther away somewhere far enough that our fists have no way of
18:58reaching him the heck's that even mean huh he disappeared huh huh what the look that little kid just now
19:08huh oh sweetie every time we come here you get absolutely filthy hey mom you see that there
19:16was a big hole under there what are you talking about come on let's go home
19:20oh man look at that the hole we dug was nowhere near that big huh
19:29it's a button from sakamoto's uniform so then you don't think that sakamoto dug the hole
19:35yeah well could be he's down there right now
19:38whoa it just keeps going i can't see the bottom i haven't heard the button hit the bottom
19:50it's unbelievable it's so deep deep to the depths of the earth
19:59by now he could be on the other side of the planet
20:10this hole gentleman it leads to the land of brazil whoa so that's it then it's the middle of winter
20:17in brazil right now that's why sakamoto kept his uniform on for the weather
20:25you won't make it past the earth's mantle moron seriously don't you two even care
20:31he's getting farther and farther away from us it's like he was never in our class at all
20:37it's not like i admire the guy or anything it's it's just that i want him close enough to where
20:43my
20:43fist can still reach him that's all i'm sorry i'm gonna go to brazil for a bit
20:58okay here it is as expected it took three days for a rush job on a school jacket oh my
21:03goodness it's
21:05you sakamoto i didn't even realize what have you been doing during your summer vacation
21:09ah the usual i've been doing a little here and there from making pedestrian bridges barrier free
21:16to some food department marketing and there are still several other items that require review
21:21so i take it your jacket got so dirty because you were helping out with some kind of physical labor
21:26i'm not at liberty to say ma'am oh you can tell me now why aren't you in summer clothes
21:33you should be on
21:34vacation now right no ma'am there's no time for relaxation i still have one more job to perform
21:42just come out i'm sure this sort of thing happens all the time who cares if it was a lot
21:49shallower than
21:49you thought has there been any more progress on the hot springs development i assisted the other day
21:56to the best of my paltry ability to the best of my paltry ability huh you did what
21:59uh
22:01uh
22:03uh
22:04uh
22:05Oh, oh, oh.
22:09I don't know.
22:46I don't know.
23:13I don't know.
23:41I don't know.
23:42My name is Hayabusa.
23:43Well, Sakamoto, I thought you were just some errand boy.
23:47But what in the hell did you do to Maruyama?
23:50Well, no matter.
23:52But at this rate, it's setting a bad example of me as head of the junior class thugs.
23:57Come to the riverbed under number two line after school.
24:00You and me are going to settle this man to man.
24:02On the next Haven't You Heard, I'm Sakamoto, Hayabusa Senpai, the charismatic ruffian.
24:08I'm going to kick your sorry ass.
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