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00:05Say hey!
00:06Hey!
00:07Shin Chan!
00:08You're looking for trouble, he's your man
00:10Say hey!
00:11Hey!
00:12Shin Chan!
00:13He's breaking the rules the best he can
00:15A little bit rude, a little bit crude
00:18He's the kid with an attitude
00:20Shin Chan!
00:22He drives his parents crazy
00:24His teachers scratch their hands
00:28Homework's just a dirty word
00:30Rather stay at home than bed
00:32He's mama's little angel
00:34Just ask her
00:36Just ask her
00:37But he's a walkin', talkin' blueprint for disaster
00:41Blueprint for disaster
00:43Hey!
00:45Say hey!
00:46Hey!
00:47Shin Chan!
00:47You're looking for trouble, he's your man
00:49Say hey!
00:51Hey!
00:51Shin Chan!
00:52He's breaking the rules the best he can
00:55A little bit rude, a little bit crude
00:57Who's the kid with an attitude?
01:00Shin Chan!
01:03Shin Chan!
01:05Time to get up!
01:07Breakfast!
01:08Hey!
01:09Come on, Shin!
01:10You need to get dressed for school
01:16Oh...
01:16I'll go naked
01:18I don't think so
01:19I'm too tired
01:20I think I caught something
01:23Yeah!
01:23The midnight mud wrestling marathon
01:25On the Woo Woo channel
01:26You guys would've stayed up all night
01:28If I hadn't pulled the plug
01:29Why'd I bother to put a parental block on the TV?
01:32Your father keeps breaking the code
01:35Now go wash your face
01:36Not that way
01:38Shin Chan!
01:40The sink's this way
01:41Ugh!
01:42Quit movin' it!
01:45Oh boy
01:46And the day's just beginning
01:50Don't stay in there all morning
01:52And don't gargle with my cologne again
01:55Okay!
01:56I swear sometimes I just can't handle him
01:59If you think Shin Chan is trouble
02:01You should see my little Howie
02:03I guess five is just a difficult age
02:06Oh!
02:07Well, just wait
02:08When they get older
02:10They're even worse
02:11Yeah!
02:11Well, I guess we should just be grateful
02:13They're not teenagers
02:14Oh!
02:15That's for sure
02:16Oh!
02:17Yeah!
02:19Typical teen
02:20Speeding around without a helmet
02:22Crazy kid
02:24Can't his family control him?
02:26Here comes another one
02:27Oh!
02:27Mrs. Nohara?
02:29Haven't I seen him at your house?
02:31Huh?
02:33Dude!
02:35This here's my stop!
02:37Dad?
02:38He's your father?
02:40Father-in-law
02:42Thanks for the lift, dog!
02:44Party on!
02:45Yo, Mitch!
02:46How's it hangin', babe-o?
02:48Mrs. Nohara?
02:49Aren't you going to introduce us?
02:52Hey now, coolly-o-lay
02:54This neighborhood's turned babe-alicious
02:56I wonder if you ladies had granted old man's dying wish
03:00You're not dying
03:02Trust me, if the grandma wish, it'll kill me
03:04Oh!
03:05Dad!
03:06Please!
03:08He's got a warped sense of humor
03:10But a big personality!
03:12It's in my genes!
03:14Wanna see it?
03:15Would you stop?
03:17I wrote you a postcard, Mitch
03:18Said I was coming for a surprise visit
03:20You did?
03:22Funny we never got any postcard
03:23Are you sure you didn't?
03:25Of course!
03:26Are you sure you wrote it?
03:28Absolutely!
03:28Got it right here
03:29If I'd have mailed it, it wouldn't have been a surprise visit
03:34Chin-chan!
03:35Guess who?
03:36Grandpa Gary!
03:38Give me some skin, Chin
03:39Give me a squeezer, geezer
03:42Noogie noogie!
03:44Hock-a-lucky!
03:48Kid, did you grow another foot?
03:50No, I still just got two of them
03:54I'm seeing double
04:01So, why didn't mom come with you?
04:03Oh, we're not speaking anymore
04:05I walked out on her
04:07What do you mean?
04:08You and mom had a fight?
04:10If you really wanna know
04:12I caught her cheating on me
04:16Oh, um...
04:18The burn in love?
04:20Mom was cheating?
04:23Yeah
04:23At mahjong
04:24Oh
04:25You believe it?
04:26She had enough tiles up her sleeve
04:28To refinish a men's room
04:31Women
04:31Yup
04:32And the worst part was
04:33She learned a trick from me
04:35Mm-hmm. Mom's a cheater, too. Like, before she weighs herself, she cranks the scale down 30 pounds, and she...
04:43Shouldn't you finish eating, honey bunny? You don't want to miss the bus.
04:49Just like breakfast at our house makes me miss grandma.
04:54Aww.
04:55But after the things I said, she'll never take me back. And I've got nowhere else to go.
05:03Oh, don't cry, Dad. Yeah, if you miss grandma, Mom will fight with you.
05:09I'll get Harry to talk to Mom. Meanwhile, you just stay here with us, okay? And if there's anything you
05:15need to make you feel right at home...
05:17For starters, how's about a pepperoni pizza and a side of girly mags?
05:20Wow! I love you, Gramps!
05:23Then we're gonna watch ten hours of masked muchacho tapes, with the sound turned all the way up!
05:29I forgot my hearing aid. Here he comes, the masked muchacho! Mighty strong and mucho macho!
05:35Oh, great. Now I've got them in surround sound.
05:39You know, it'll be good for the kid having an older role model around.
05:43I have much wisdom to share, Grasshopper. Like, when I eat jalapeno chili, I can blow up balloons without using
05:51my mouth.
05:52Whoa! Teach me! Teach me! Oh, wise one!
05:56Now get off, you two. Shin's gonna be late for school.
05:59Ah, so what? It's kindergarten. What you gonna learn about, paste?
06:04Gramps is right. I'm staying home with him. Why should I go to school, anyway?
06:10Good point.
06:11Come on! I'll walk you to the bus.
06:13You will? Why?
06:15Because I was wrong, and I wanna make up for it. School's important.
06:20Plus, I wanna check out his teacher. I hear she's on the young side.
06:24I see it out!
06:25See you later, sweet potato! See you later, sweet potato! See you later, sweet potato!
06:41His teacher's on the young side!
06:44Sidori, you like older men? There's a lot I could teach you. For instance, a brand new way to blow
06:50up balloons.
06:51Well...
06:52Back off, Gramps. She's got a boyfriend. Of course, he refuses to marry her.
06:57Hey! He just hasn't asked me yet.
06:59Totally presented, Keenich.
07:01Aww. So go out with me! I hope you kiss on the first date, because at my age, I might
07:07not make it to the second one.
07:08Well, you know, it's getting awfully late. I've gotta get these kids to school.
07:13Cute, you're shy. I like them shy.
07:16Oh, boy. I won't get through this without medication.
07:18Come on! I'll give you a hand with the kids.
07:20I don't...
07:21Let's go, driver!
07:22Yeah! Punch it!
07:23Oh! Oh, no!
07:25Come back! Dad!
07:27Oh, that crazy old coat!
07:29How about a sing-along?
07:31Here's our songbook.
07:32Cooly-ooly!
07:34Baby stuff.
07:35You kids know the one about the moose and the showgirls?
07:38Sing it, Dad!
07:39Yeah!
07:44God help those teachers.
07:51Mipsy, you gotta let me pay for all this expensive takeout.
07:55Really, Dad?
07:57Suck!
07:57Ha-ha!
07:58He got you!
08:00So, now that things are settled with Mom, I guess you'll be going home tomorrow.
08:05Guess again! I'm gonna spend a whole weekend here hanging with my old boy.
08:09That's right! Grandpa Gary said he's gonna take me to the zoo tomorrow.
08:14Uh, so you'll both be gone all day?
08:16Wait a minute! I'm not sure the two of you should go wandering off alone.
08:21Fear not, woman! No harm will come to the mighty masked one!
08:25Or his faithful companion, Batman! Me and you-o!
08:29What a duo!
08:30Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:32Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:33Ugh! Too much soda! I need to go to the bathroom!
08:36I think I just did.
08:38Honey, I really appreciate this.
08:40I mean, you putting up with my dad.
08:42He's a good guy and I love him, but sometimes he can be a real pain in the butt!
08:47Mmm... I noticed.
08:49You don't mind?
08:50Of course not, Harry. He's part of our family. I love him, too.
08:56You're terrific, honey.
08:59Yes, bear.
09:06Kiss me, honey.
09:09I'm going to work.
09:10Yeah, lucky.
09:12I miss you, bear.
09:16Very funny. What would you like for breakfast?
09:19Kiss me, honey.
09:20You're jumping on my last nerve.
09:22Oh, but you want me.
09:25Part of my family.
09:29The family won't protect you around here.
09:32We're next, lamb.
09:33You'll have to catch me first.
09:36You can catch the free shuttle bus to the zoo on the corner.
09:38Just be careful.
09:39You're going to be lonely.
09:41Hey, come with us.
09:42Last chance.
09:43Oh, I'd love to, but you need some guy time.
09:46Bye-bye. Have fun. See ya.
09:50Yippee!
09:51They're gone for the day so mommy can play
09:53or lie on my butt and have food on his breast.
09:59Can I just clean the house?
10:02Look at the mess those two left!
10:04I'll be cleaning all day!
10:08Gee, Sarah, listen to her.
10:11Crying her eyes out.
10:13She really does miss us.
10:15Either that or she found my fake eyeball in the sink.
10:20So which one's the free bus to the zoo?
10:24Everyone's getting on that one.
10:26That must be it.
10:27These kids all look zooish.
10:31Whoa, check out the babes.
10:34The zoo must be a total chick mag.
10:43I love perfume on a woman.
10:45Your grandma mostly smells like hemorrhoid cream.
10:48That nasty old baboon.
10:50He won't let me pass, and he's always riding me.
10:53Whoa, they let the apes run loose in this zoo?
10:57Yeah, he gets on my back, too.
10:59Boy, he really stinks.
11:01Well, duh. Monkeys ain't noted for their personal hygiene.
11:04And I hear if you're alone with him, he turns into a wolf.
11:07Say, whatcha? What kind of zoo is this?
11:11Last week, he cornered Marcy outside the cafeteria.
11:13The poor thing couldn't get away.
11:14Grandpa, I want to go home!
11:18Since he freaks us both out, I think we should cut him.
11:22That won't work. They need silver bullets.
11:25Hope they sell Wolfbane in the gift shop.
11:31Were there already?
11:33Huh?
11:35Geddes Academy for Young Women.
11:38Uh-oh.
11:39Yo, in the back.
11:40Last stop, everybody off.
11:43I guess we took the wrong bus.
11:45That's not the zoo out there.
11:48I've seen this movie.
11:50Give it to me straight, Gramps.
11:52Are we trapped on werewolf island?
11:55Nah, nah. It's just Geddes Academy.
11:58For werewolves?
11:59No, young ladies.
12:02Lots and lots of ladies.
12:08It's not a zoo.
12:10But we can still check out the wildlife.
12:13Look! A pop-chested brunettia.
12:16A red-headed ronda.
12:18Heard of wild, hot lawmakers.
12:20All in their natural habitat.
12:23This is more educational than a zoo.
12:26Hope they'll eat out of my hand.
12:29I think they'd let me pet them.
12:31If we can get close without stampeding them, come with me.
12:35Yeah, so then Nicky asks you.
12:38We're from Future Megamodels Magazine.
12:41And we think you've got talent.
12:43Oh, you mean it?
12:45Hola.
12:46Hmm?
12:46Excuse, we are being exchange students.
12:50You very pleased to help?
12:52Uh, why, of course.
12:53Say, cheese, weenie.
12:55Nah, forgive me gas.
12:57Well, thanks for the help, teach.
12:59Oh, butter.
13:00And thanks for the theory.
13:02Have a nice day.
13:03I had my hand on her leg.
13:06Hey, look.
13:07Cheerleaders.
13:08Wait for me!
13:10We're not very bright, are we?
13:12No.
13:14Who were those morons?
13:17What's going on in my classroom?
13:22Sunrise.
13:24Sunset.
13:28Caterpillar-pula.
13:33Caterpillars can hit!
13:35Sound off.
13:35One, two, three, four.
13:38Caterpillars forward, march.
13:40Left, right, left, right.
13:41Left, right, right, left, right, left, right, right.
13:43Gotta go right or your left, right, left, right.
13:44Gotta go right or your left, right, left, right.
13:46Gotta go right or your left, right, right.
13:47He's so cute!
13:49Say, aw.
13:50Aw.
13:51He let me feed him.
13:53Now me.
13:54Erbe, say, aw.
13:57Why didn't you guys say you were from the circus?
13:59We try to keep a low profile.
14:02My brother's sensitive about his height.
14:04Hard to believe he's 45.
14:05Hey, how would you feel about hanging from a trapeze in spangly tights?
14:09Why?
14:10Are you auditioning for your act?
14:12Nah, just looking for a date.
14:13Oh, you circus folk.
14:15Ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:17Ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:17His skin's soft as a kid's.
14:18No facial hair.
14:20I love little people.
14:22How about a circus tune?
14:23You know the one about the moose and the showgirl?
14:26No, she does.
14:28Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:31Keep looking.
14:32Keep looking.
14:33Ha, ha, ha.
14:41Hon, I guess having dad here has been kind of rough on you.
14:45No, it's been fun.
14:46Really?
14:46Sure.
14:48It's just great getting calls from the principal saying Shin's grandpa taught drinking songs
14:53to the preschool.
14:54It thrills me when he sprinkles his heart medication on my witty pops or comes to the table in my
15:01bra.
15:02I love having douche and chance.
15:06Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:07Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:10Have a nice day.
15:16I'm gonna give myself a stroke.
15:19Maybe I'd get along better with dad if I see him as a sweet, eccentric old man and not a
15:24demon from hell.
15:25Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:33Time for breakfast, sleepyheads.
15:36Who wants eggs and sausage?
15:38This sausage has razor stubble.
15:41I got a cold turkey leg.
15:44Get.
15:45Out.
15:46Of.
15:47This.
15:51Shin, wash your face and get dressed.
15:53And get a move on.
15:54I don't want you to miss the bus again.
15:55That means no fooling around.
15:56You hear me?
16:04How'd you like to wear those toothbrushes up your nose?
16:08Oh, Shin-Shin.
16:10How'd you like that toothbrush up your nose?
16:12And your little dog, too?
16:15You want your grandpa to stay forever.
16:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:19Hey, there's a hole in the back of my head.
16:21Wanna see?
16:22Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:24Well, if you insist.
16:26Take those moldy drawers on, you old flesher.
16:29Say, what happened to eggs and sausage?
16:33Burnt toast gives me gas.
16:38That's better now.
16:39Sizzle me up some pig bait.
16:40It's okay.
16:41She's gonna all play.
16:42Why should I go out of my way to cook for you?
16:45You criticize everything I make.
16:46Cause you're a picky old poop.
16:49Hey, show me some respect.
16:51You may look older than me, but remember I'm your elder.
16:54Then act like it.
16:55You behave like a psycho out of control five-year-old.
16:58And that job's already taken.
17:00You think you're perfect?
17:02Take a nickel and go get yourself a personality.
17:04Yeah, and make sure the new one can cook.
17:09You're excused.
17:10Try to give a little constructive criticism.
17:12And you should do something about your temper.
17:14I don't know how my son puts up with you.
17:17At the limit with you, he can put up with anything.
17:19I've got half a mind to tell Harry how you treat me.
17:23You don't even have half a mind.
17:28Huh?
17:29Copy, Jerry.
17:31Oh, no, you don't.
17:31You're not gonna embarrass this family again.
17:33What embarrass?
17:35I just wanna show her my belly lady.
17:37Don't you dare.
17:38Think you can take me, huh?
17:40Honey, you're sparring with the old-time senior center sumo champ.
17:44Hope I don't hurt you too much.
17:45Honey!
17:49Shin!
17:50Run!
17:50Get on the bus while I hold him!
17:53Sit down!
17:56Wait!
17:57Miss Dory!
17:58Nice going, Nutzilla.
18:00Your screeching must have scared her off.
18:03She left because you creep her out.
18:06Oh, is that so?
18:08Yeah!
18:09People, I missed the bus.
18:10The bus already left, thanks to you two.
18:13No problem only, little buddy.
18:15I'll walk you to school.
18:17Ha ha!
18:18Do I look crazy to you?
18:19Don't answer that.
18:20I'll take him to school myself.
18:23I'll kiss Dory for ya.
18:24You do it!
18:24I'll nail your lips to the floor!
18:26Wait there!
18:27You're such an old fun sucker.
18:29I just wanted to spend a little extra time with my grandson.
18:32If you ask me, you're spending way too much time with him already.
18:36What?
18:36The kid's weird enough without taking nutball lessons from you!
18:40You calling me a nutball, you schizoid ding-a-ling?
18:44You heard me, crumpto!
18:46At least my head don't come to a point!
18:49Oh, why don't you just go home!
18:58Yeah, Shin play's dead too, but it doesn't fool me.
19:03So you might as well get up now.
19:06This isn't funny.
19:08Fine!
19:09Just lie there.
19:12At least I'll get some quiet.
19:15Dad?
19:18Dad, you're not really...
19:20Oh my God!
19:23Ha ha!
19:24Boy, are you easy!
19:25Kitsy Mitzy thinks she's so smart.
19:28But I sure turned the tables on...
19:32No!
19:33Now I turned the tables on you!
19:39Pointy-headed women have no sense of humor!
19:45Maybe I was too hard on her.
19:47But not as hard as that table.
19:50How come you're always fighting with Grandpa?
19:53Because he charged me nuts!
19:55But in Sunday school they told us to be kind to old people.
19:58Even when they're cranky.
20:00Because...
20:00Who knows how much time they got left.
20:04So...
20:09Dad?
20:10You here?
20:12Huh?
20:21Oh!
20:22Dear Mitzy.
20:23I know I've outstayed my welcome.
20:25And it's all my fault.
20:26You opened your lovely home to me.
20:29And all I did was tease and criticize you.
20:32Thanks for putting up with me as long as you did.
20:35I don't deserve a daughter-in-law like you.
20:38Kiss and chant for me.
20:40Love, Grandpa Gary.
20:41What have I done?
20:43Dad?
20:43I'm sorry!
20:44Why?
20:45What do you do now?
20:46Oh!
20:46You found my letter!
20:48Don't worry.
20:49I've decided to give you another chance.
20:52Man!
20:53Those expensive chocolates you hide with your undies went through me like grease through a goose.
20:58What's for dinner?
21:01More soap, woman!
21:02Your pop-in-law's ball is empty!
21:05Yo, Dad!
21:06Grandpa's staying another week!
21:08Uh...
21:08Gee, Dad.
21:09I, uh...
21:09I don't know.
21:10That's great, Dad.
21:11Stay as long as you want.
21:13She bought the old Sunday School speech, huh?
21:16Yeah!
21:17And nice work with the letter!
21:19Boy, is she easy!
21:21Yeah!
21:24Shin-chan!
21:27Say hey!
21:28Shin-chan!
21:40Say hey!
21:43Shin-chan!
21:44Shin-chan!
21:45I know it can!
21:51Shin-chan!
21:53Yeah!
21:55Shin-chan!
21:55You
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