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00:00Hurry, time is running out. School Rumble is about to begin. Don't miss it.
00:07B-B-B-B-Bring it!
00:31B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Bいてるもらいまで公演が行って小さいね。房間税
00:59seri no point is in Grand- southeast,
01:07Oh
01:52Here you go
01:53Wheel a monitor and a player to class and set it up
01:55We've got a video to watch
01:56No problem, sir
01:58Thanks for being such a good sport
01:59I only ask because you seem to enjoy me
02:01Yes, sir, thank you
02:03That I do
02:03And especially videos
02:05Bless your heart, you poor little thing
02:07Are you running errands for Itoko?
02:09Oh, yes, ma'am
02:10I don't mind
02:12Please excuse me
02:13I have to go
02:16Wow, what a sweetheart
02:18Yeah, she's well-mannered
02:19Polite and proper, too
02:21So everything you weren't when you were her age, huh?
02:24You hellion
02:24Say that again and I'll cut you
02:26I was only teasing
02:28Oh, before I forget
02:29Have you considered it?
02:31Being my model for the art show?
02:32Well
02:33Yeah, about that
02:34Well, I guess I'll do it
02:36Just because it's you
02:38Thanks, Ibunji, Toko
02:48Gentlemen, I have information
03:03I don't get it
03:04Me neither
03:05What are they doing?
03:06A war council
03:07Huh?
03:09Well, Nishimoto
03:10Your report, please
03:11At 0900, I learned
03:13Miss Sasakura is holding an art exhibit
03:15And the model who's going to pose for her paintings?
03:17Better hold on to your seats, men
03:19According to my top secret sources
03:21That model is none other than Itoko Osakabe
03:23And the theme?
03:25The female nude in four-man figure
03:31They might just be paintings
03:32But there's still a way to see Miss Itoko's hot bod
03:35You need no slinky curves
03:37Oh, man, we'll see the engine and the caboose
03:40Oh, Nishimoto's the bomb
03:42When it comes to sexy pictures and movies
03:44Yeah, the guy rules
03:45He's always able to get his hands on adult-only videos
03:48You mean pornographic materials?
03:51Settle down, men
03:52We have a mission
03:53Ganji Nishimoto
03:54Due to his gentle nature
03:56His influence over the male students of Class 2C
03:59And his large belly
04:00He's also known as Buddha Nishimoto
04:03Imidori, report
04:04What's our target size?
04:07D-Cup
04:08No doubt about it
04:11Giyosuke Imidori
04:12A.K.A. Hummingbird
04:13One of Buddha Nishimoto's most trusted lieutenants
04:16And a partner in the famous video store Pact
04:18He is also a pervert
04:21Hmm
04:21And Fuyuki?
04:23For your job
04:24Don't tell me
04:25Surveillance, right?
04:26I'm on it
04:27I'll pass out pics of Miss Itoko to my sources
04:30Takeichi Fuyuki, A.K.A. White Heron
04:33Recruited with a video entitled
04:35Three Hot Babes
04:36He too is a pervert
04:38Hey, Nara
04:39Pass these out for me, will ya?
04:41Uh
04:41Hmm
04:43Kentaro Nara
04:44Ah, who cares?
04:49Idiots
04:50I know, right?
04:51We're completely surrounded by perverts
04:53It's pathetic
04:55But isn't the body a work of art?
04:57Maybe it's something we should see
04:58Yeah, I guess that's true
04:59Miss Itoko does have a nice figure after all
05:02Does Karasuma wanna gawk at her too?
05:13Thank goodness
05:14Guess Karasuma's just not interested
05:17It's nice to know he's not a deviant like the other guys
05:20Huh?
05:20So anyway
05:21Some of the other guys aren't slimeballs
05:23Just check it out
05:24Aso
05:25Umezu
05:28Harima?
05:28Wait, I thought he'd be into it
05:30Don't be fooled
05:31I bet that dirty mind of his is chock full of nasty thoughts
05:35Just look at the way he's playing with his nuts
05:37These creeps are gonna get crushed by Itoko
05:40They'll find out why her nickname is
05:44The Nutcracker
05:45I guess we can count Hanai out
05:47Good boy
05:48He's always so serious
05:51We have a lot of work ahead of us if we're to reach our objective
05:54Good luck men, you're dismissed
05:59So Yuki
05:59Can I keep some of these pictures of Miss Itoko?
06:02Sure
06:03Whoa
06:04That's so sexy
06:06Oh yeah
06:07Whoa
06:07I think the sleeping giant is finally awakened
06:10Show me what you got him Adore right now
06:13Never mind
06:15But I'm the class rat
06:17Do it
06:18I was wrong
06:20He's a perp
06:28It's Giacomo
06:30Me, are you sure?
06:31Yes
06:32You'll be fantastic
06:33I want you to take part in my exhibit
06:36Did she say
06:37I guess I can do it then
06:38Thanks so much
06:39You're a big help
06:42Then
06:42That means
06:44Yakimo
06:45She's
06:45She's going to pose nude
06:47Her
06:48Naked
06:50But that means all the other guys who go to the exhibit will see nude paintings of Yakimo too
06:54I can't let them see my true love in the buff
07:02Hey
07:02Oh what should I do
07:04The exhibit
07:06Nude
07:08What's with them
07:13What?
07:14You're going to be part of Mrs. Sakura's exhibit Yakimo?
07:17Yes
07:17Wow
07:18That is so cool
07:19Maybe I should help out too
07:21It'd be fun
07:22Really?
07:23Thank you
07:23I'd be so nervous
07:25I'd be so nervous doing it alone
07:25Nothing to worry about sis
07:27We'll just grit and bear it
07:29That means
07:32Tenma's going to pose nude
07:34Her
07:35Naked
07:36Wait
07:37But that means all the other guys who go to the exhibit will see nude paintings of Tenma too
07:41I can't let them see my true love in the buff
07:44Oh
07:45Oh
07:46What should I do?
07:49So star B appears as a double image when star A is aligned with it
07:53The scientific term is microlensing
07:56Does everyone follow?
07:57Any questions?
08:07Wow
08:07Something's really inspired a lot of you
08:09Wish I knew what it was
08:22Pass it on
08:23The opening date's been announced
08:24When?
08:26Where?
08:26It's next Saturday at the Yagami Gallery
08:29Roger that
08:30Got any new info about the featured paintings?
08:33Rumor has it that we stylish, sexy and eye-popping
08:41Tenma
08:42I heard you were going to be in Missisakura's exhibit
08:45Oh yeah
08:45I'm gonna show us what I got
08:48She's gonna do it
08:50Everyone's gonna see her goodies
08:53Oh Tenma
08:54You know not what you do
08:59Hey sis
09:01Here you forgot your lunch again
09:03Thanks, you're the best
09:04So you're gonna be in the art exhibit too, huh?
09:07Yes
09:07Good luck pulling it all off, Yagamo
09:10Wow
09:11Just think of all the exposure
09:13All the exposure
09:16Oh sweet precious Yagamo
09:18Oh sweet precious Yagamo
09:18What am I supposed to do?
09:20Did you know they're gonna sell prints of all the paintings too?
09:22No
09:23How cool
09:24I know I might even be tempted to buy one
09:26Why stop with just one?
09:28That's it
09:29I'll get there before all the other guys and buy up all the prints
09:31What a genius plan
09:36I miss those days
09:38Getting misty eyed over our wayward youth
09:40I believe someone is getting soft
09:42Maybe
09:43Some of my students remind me of us at that age
09:45Makes me realize that nothing ever really changes, you know
09:50You and I, we've been through a lot
09:51Yes, yes we have
09:53Good times and bad
09:55We've stuck together through them all
09:57Yes, that's affirmative
09:58Good work
10:03We strike at 9 a.m
10:05This Saturday
10:16It's been said that art is in the eye of the beholder
10:19But the guys from class 2-C are looking with another part of the body
10:27Get ready men, this is it
11:01Mr. Sakura, congratulations on your exhibit
11:04Glad you could make it
11:05Thank you
11:06Oh, guests need to sign in please
11:08Tanma, hey, you guys are working pretty hard, huh?
11:11Actually, I knew it would be pretty easy
11:12And to think Yakima was too nervous to do it alone
11:17Oh, excuse me, you forgot to sign in
11:19I can't believe it
11:22We didn't see anything
11:24The only ass at that exhibit was you
11:28I'm not sure I understand what she meant
11:30But Miss Otoko told me this the day of the exhibit
11:33Nothing ever really changes in life
11:35Especially boys
11:37You want to put on a staged wedding?
11:42Uh-huh
11:43It's just to advertise to the church, you see
11:46We'll stage a wedding, take lots of pictures
11:48And use the best photos in a brochure
11:50And so, you want me to play the bride?
11:54Of course, you'd be perfect
11:55Hey, are you going to get married, Miss Yakima?
11:58Can I be your flower girl?
11:59Can I, pretty?
12:00Please, can I, Miss Yakima?
12:02Well?
12:03Um, but who?
12:05Wait, let me guess
12:06You want to know who's playing the groom
12:08Don't ya?
12:10I'm a playing groom!
12:11No need to worry
12:12A co-worker at my part-time job would be perfect
12:23It's time, love, Muffin
12:26I-I'm sorry, Yakima
12:27My co-worker couldn't make it so Hanai volunteered
12:34Do you want to just call it off?
12:36We can, but we'll miss the deadline to get the brochure printed
12:39Uh, it's okay
12:41Yeah? Really?
12:42Thank you!
12:43You're the best!
12:45Okay, here we go
12:46Now, Hanai, I need you to give me a serious look
12:48Huh?
12:50Serious, you say?
12:52How about this?
12:53Oh, that's great!
12:55You'll be just perfect!
12:56It'll be even better if you don't talk!
12:59Flattery will get you everywhere!
13:03You're a real moron, Aso
13:05I can't believe you didn't want to be the groom
13:07What?
13:08Are you crazy?
13:10Look, I wanted to do it, but I couldn't get off
13:12Your orders, please?
13:14Man, I would've just quit!
13:15Dude, you could've been in a picture with that hot skamato chick
13:18When she's wearing a wedding dress
13:19Yeah, you jackass!
13:21Are you guys ever gonna order anything?
13:23Do you long tea you ordered, sir?
13:25Keep it cold
13:26I'll be back after some ass-kicking
13:28Huh?
13:32Now that blowhard Hanai's gonna be the groom
13:39Not for long
13:40The nerve of that beardless geek
13:43No one's good enough to play Tenma's husband
13:45No one that is
13:47But me
14:16She's beautiful
14:25That does it
14:27I can't hold my feelings in anymore
14:28If I do, I'm going to burst
14:30Here goes nothing
14:31Oh, Yakimo
14:33I must tell you something
14:35Stop the wedding
14:37Now!
14:39Huh?
14:40Hail Mary!
14:49Let's roll
14:53Hold it!
15:01Explain yourself, Harima
15:04Back off, Four Eyes
15:05Go find yourself another girl, got it?
15:08He's bad
15:09Hope he kicks his butt
15:11Knew it!
15:12Beat him, Four Eyes!
15:14Another girl?
15:14I think not
15:15There will never be a woman more incredible than she is
15:19We agree on something
15:21This shouldn't take long
15:24Now take a hike, beardless boy
15:26I'm gonna be your husband, not you
15:29Wrong!
15:30Ah!
15:32Ah!
15:45I never thought it would end like this
15:47Had enough yet?
15:54Oh, Harima!
15:57Harima, dear!
16:01Denma, no!
16:02What?
16:03How?
16:04But you were out cold
16:05I'll never stop coming back, jerk
16:07Because I'm in love!
16:12So say your prayers!
16:20Had enough yet?
16:25Oh, Hanai
16:29Hanai, dear
16:32Ayakumo!
16:33What?
16:34I thought I broke your face
16:36Never!
16:37My love makes me strong!
16:39Ah!
16:42All right
16:42Do you really love this girl that much?
16:45Answer me!
16:46Of course!
16:47She can only have one guy in her life
16:49And that's gonna be me!
16:51I'm sorry to disappoint you
16:53But that's a position I'm gonna be filling shortly!
16:55Not after my hurricane dragon punch!
16:58Mere child's play
16:59Compared to my hundred flowers tiger attack!
17:14Gentlemen, the shoot has been completed!
17:17No thanks to you two
17:19You're...
17:20I'm Yakumo Skamato
17:23You're...
17:23Stepping up to be the man that you couldn't be in this blessed union
17:28You guys were fighting for so long that I had to find someone!
17:31And Akira was the only one available!
17:33Yakumo and I are going out to dinner now
17:35Take care
17:36Thanks for the help today!
17:37You guys were great!
17:38See you in class!
17:41Look, dude
17:41I'm sorry, okay?
17:43Forget it
17:44Hey, you never told me
17:45So why did you come to the church anyway?
17:51Meteor shower?
17:52Yeah!
17:53And it's gonna be visible in a few hours!
17:55I'm so there!
17:56When?
17:57According to Miss Otoko tomorrow night
17:59Hey, we should all get together and watch it!
18:01Sounds like fun!
18:02Where would be the best place?
18:03Yagami Shrine
18:04Perfect!
18:05I'll get Yakumo to make us box lunches!
18:07Yeah, free food, baby!
18:10Meteor shower, huh?
18:13Yakumo!
18:14You're the only shooting star for me!
18:16Better start making my list!
18:18For what?
18:19All the wishes I want to make!
18:21If you see a falling star, your wish will come true if you repeat it three times before the star
18:25burns out!
18:26Oh, so that's how it works!
18:28I better think of some wishes!
18:30Don't just stop with some, think of a lot!
18:32There'll be plenty of shooting stars to make wishes on!
18:34Is wishing three times even possible?
18:37Stars fall pretty quickly!
18:38Come on!
18:39With that attitude, you won't get any wishes!
18:41Well, I'm game if you guys are!
18:44So speak up!
18:45What's everybody gonna wish for?
18:50I hope the skies clear tomorrow night!
18:54Please stay clear, skies!
19:02Great.
19:03Yeah, I guess we'll have to cancel.
19:05The weatherman said it's gonna pour all night.
19:08Yeah, I wanted to see it too.
19:14It's not fair!
19:16How are the wishes gonna come true if I can't see the stars?
20:10Here, sis. You don't want to catch cold.
20:15Tink!
20:16Tink!
20:16Tink!
20:18What's the fussy Ori? Is there something outside?
20:47I'll be there for you. I will be with you. I'll be there for you. Cause I love you.
21:03Hey sis, wake up.
21:07Ow.
21:08You sleep like a log.
21:21I'll be there for you. Whenever you live.
21:31I want my sister to have a life full of happiness.
21:42Ooh, what a nice soft pillow.
21:47How do you look at it?
21:50男の子は女の子のこと。
21:51私もいつも追いかけてる
21:58一日中女の子のことばかり考えてる
22:02だけど男の子はやっぱり少し
22:06馬鹿で全然女の子の気持ちなんて
22:07ほらわからないみたい
22:13ねえ本当に本当におバカさん
22:16教えてあげるかおバカさん
22:19そうこの世で一番大切なことは
22:21I think it's time for you, right?
22:28I don't know what to say.
22:29I don't know what to say.
22:31I don't know what to say.
23:01I don't know what to say.
23:06I've been growing my beard long to impress Tenma, but when I woke up this morning, someone
23:10had cut it all off!
23:11Who did it?
23:12They'll be taking a dirt nap real soon!
23:14Next time on School Rumble, that's gone, this is gone, options gone!
23:19Did you do it, spoiled rich girl?
23:34I'm here!
23:34I'm going to be talking.
23:34I'm going to be talking.
23:34I'm going to be talking.
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