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00:00Ha! Ha! Ha!
00:02School rumble is coming up. Be patient.
00:18He's gotta be around here somewhere.
00:26What the...?
00:373,569!
00:39Pathetic! That's all you can do?
00:41Even at my age, I can do twice as many!
00:46Penai's always been serious about training, but this?
00:49It's crazy! Even for a guy as wound up as him!
00:54I wonder what pushed him over the edge like this.
00:56Ah, you've noticed it too. The boy's strength is like that of a double-edged sword, keen and precise.
01:02But, even the sharpest of swords needs to be sheathed, and this one, well, he's lost the scabbard of reason.
01:08As a result, the boy's soul is in turmoil. The two sides of his heart are locked in combat.
01:18He's not the first to be lost in the forest of confusion, my child.
01:22A broken heart is the likely culprit that led him astray.
01:25The only thing that can save him now is love.
01:29I take it that's why you've journeyed here, eh, child? Are you the young vixen who broke his heart?
01:34Uh, no, no, no, you've got no wrong. We're just friends, you see?
01:36Do not be ashamed, child. It's not always easy to share the feelings deep in one's heart.
01:41The boy has the same reluctance. You and he have much in common.
01:47Makoto, what are you doing here?
01:49We were getting worried. You've been gone for two days.
01:52Two days? That just can't be right.
01:55Wow. It feels more like I've been here for two months.
01:59That old man. Who was he? A sensei?
02:02Him? No, he's just a stranger.
02:05Grandpa, you can't wander off like that.
02:08You know, miss, you look a lot like my granddaughter, Akiko.
02:11That's cause I am Akiko.
02:13You sure?
02:19I want to tell you
02:22The things that are too late
02:27The things that are too late
02:28I want to tell you
02:34And you don't karo
02:35What else?
02:36The things that are too late
02:40You talk behind a bow
02:46Cool, you try and be on the right
02:53Some things that are too late
02:53I want to share the same thing
02:56You never hit the s Bio
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03:20ふわふわに浮かず
03:22私今日も
03:25一人雲の上
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03:52ふわふわに浮かず
03:58Did she really have to hit me?
04:03Wow, they've really cleaned up the downtown area.
04:07That guy's so awesome.
04:08With that jacket and motorcycle, he's the hottest guy at our school.
04:12I'll say, and those sunglasses make him look so sexy.
04:15I wonder who they could be talking about.
04:18Do you think a kiss would be good right here?
04:20Uh, oh, yes, I think that's okay.
04:26Wonder if he's dating anyone right now?
04:29I hope not. Wouldn't you just love to be his girlfriend?
04:37Ladies!
04:39You must tell me everything you know about this guy now!
04:42We were cutting through the alley behind this coffee shop when these creeps started messing with us.
04:46And then he came along and helped us out.
04:48He might still be there.
04:50Thank you!
04:52So that's it. That explains everything.
04:56Yakimo gets threatened, and Harima conveniently saves the day.
05:00He gains a girlfriend, and his low-life buddies get a nice kickback.
05:04I won't let you get away with this, Kenji Harima!
05:08You'll pay!
05:11What happened?
05:14Help me.
05:19Hey, you hairy delinquent!
05:22The name is McKenzie.
05:25Say what?
05:28My name, pal. It's Harry McKenzie.
05:33Got it?
05:34Harry McKenzie.
05:35Sounds like you already heard of me, though, huh?
05:38That's the funny thing, isn't it?
05:40I don't know of you at all, but somehow you know of me.
05:42Kind of weird.
05:43I'd like to know your name, unless you're too scared to give it.
05:46Uh, no, not at all.
05:48It's Horiki Hanai.
05:49And I have got a question.
05:51Did you do all this?
05:52I told these guys I didn't want any trouble.
05:55But I guess they're hard of hearing.
05:56Well, they're gonna listen a lot better after today, huh?
05:59It was self-defense, I assure you.
06:01Is that so?
06:02I see dislocated shoulders, back injuries, broken arms, cuts and bruises, and multiple lacerations.
06:07What form of self-defense were you practicing?
06:10Oh, think I was a little rough, huh?
06:12You trying to say that I went a little overboard, that I beat up all these losers single-handedly?
06:17Well, I wouldn't go that far.
06:20Come on, you really think I could take these guys on alone?
06:22That's a good one, pal.
06:24A real good one.
06:38Good reflexes for a geek.
06:40Who is this guy?
06:41Hey, mind your manners.
06:43We got a lady present.
06:46Hanai, what are you doing here?
06:48Yakimo, I've got a good reason to be here!
06:50Wait a minute, what are you doing here?
06:53Well, I've been working at the coffee shop for-
06:56Yes, this alley still has some trash left in it, but don't worry, I'll clean it up.
07:00You lousy lowlife!
07:02I'll make you rue the day you ever dare to mess with Haruki Hanai!
07:06Heh, sure I will, pal.
07:09Hey, sorry I'm late.
07:11What the-
07:13Uh-
07:14Harima?
07:15And Yakimo?
07:16Are on a date?
07:18Whoa, no, you got it all wrong, man.
07:21Oh, I do, do I?
07:22Then do you mind telling me what brought you to this alley?
07:24You answer me now!
07:26Well, actually I came here.
07:29Wait, what are you doing?
07:31You crazy or something?
07:32You don't want them to know you're drawing comics, do you?
07:34The last person you want to tell is this guy.
07:39To kick your butt, big man.
07:41Great, that's music to my ears!
07:44I'll show you what I learned in training!
07:46Excuse me, but you're gonna have to take a number.
07:49Back of the line, jerk.
07:50Ugh, no!
07:53Hey, Tenma's sister.
07:55Why don't we let this creep pick it up?
08:04Nice punch, pal.
08:06But it doesn't mean squat unless you can connect with the target.
08:12Man, he's good.
08:17Mind if I cut in?
08:20Well, well, well.
08:22I gotta admit, I'm impressed.
08:23You guys fight like two samurais.
08:26I guess the cat's out of the bag now, huh?
08:29Well, go ahead.
08:30I'm ready for all the dumb nicknames.
08:33Baldy, chrome-dome, curly, egghead, Sir Baldzelot.
08:36Bring him on!
08:38He has a sakaiki haircut.
08:40Just like a real samurai.
08:42Uh, I found her hat.
08:44If I knew she liked bald guys,
08:46I would've shaved my head years ago!
08:52Hey, check it out.
08:53It's her again.
08:54Yeah, that Gonzales chick from 2D, huh?
08:57Me likey.
08:58She just moved here from Mexico.
09:04Ichijo!
09:04Huh?
09:05Today I'm eating lunch with you!
09:09So, you're into wrestling too, huh, Lara?
09:11What a coincidence.
09:12You know, Karen here is a pretty decent wrestler herself.
09:16That's how we match.
09:17She even challenged me to a match.
09:18You should form a tag team.
09:20The Terrible 2, Karen and Lara.
09:22Oh, so that's her name, Lara.
09:24Hey, that looks good.
09:25Can I try it?
09:27Mmm.
09:28Ichijo!
09:29Yes?
09:30What is this thing that stands before me?
09:32This is Imidori.
09:33Hey, sexy.
09:35Déjame, tonto.
09:37I don't know what that means,
09:38but it sounded rude.
09:40Yeah, really.
09:45Calculating, boobage?
09:47Ding!
09:48Yeah, yeah.
09:58I've heard the phrase, stick a fork in him, he's done, but this is ridiculous.
10:01Calm down.
10:02He can be a perv, but he didn't deserve that.
10:08Should have aimed lower.
10:10Should have aimed lower.
10:11Are you going to be okay?
10:12Who, me?
10:13Never been better.
10:16Decau...
10:18Hey, Karen saved me, didn't she?
10:21Cool.
10:22But I wish she had just been a little quicker.
10:26Oh no, Imidori!
10:28Kimi.
10:30Miko, that girl from Mexico was picking on me.
10:33Is that so?
10:34Yes, that's so.
10:35You didn't see it?
10:36I see.
10:36I took a fork...
10:37You tolerate that boy because you like him, eh, Karen?
10:40Really?
10:40Is that true, Karen?
10:42Well, yeah, but he doesn't...
10:44know that?
10:45Too scared to tell him someone of your strength?
10:48Tell him and if he rejects you, take him by force.
10:52But that's not the kind of person I am.
10:54Do it!
10:55Then tell us all about it, okay?
10:57Hey, new girl with the big bazongas!
10:59Miko here's way stronger than you.
11:01She'll mop the floor with you.
11:03Come on, Miko.
11:04I know you can take her out.
11:06That hyper-kick of yours will shut anyone up.
11:08Say what?
11:09Come on, kick her butt!
11:10No, stop it!
11:11I don't want any part of this.
11:12You are out of control!
11:13Smack her!
11:14Just once!
11:15Guess you can find them in every country.
11:17Clueless men in love with worthless women.
11:19And, Flora?
11:22Worthless women, huh?
11:23My papa once loved a bad apple like you.
11:27This is what I do to bad apples!
11:31Want to fight me?
11:32Uh, no, no, I'm cool.
11:34Hey, that's nothing.
11:35Even I can do that.
11:36See?
11:39Hehehehe.
11:42Sorry.
11:42The iron claw.
11:44Most impressive.
11:45She's freaking strong.
11:47Is he okay?
11:48Should we do something?
11:49No way.
11:50Leave this to me, girls!
11:54Hey!
11:55Bring it!
11:57Bring it!
11:58Come on, don't you remember?
11:59Think about me with the mask, baby!
12:10Why don't you try fighting someone your own size?
12:14You're wrong.
12:22Ladies, that is enough!
12:23The two of you need to...
12:24Just cut it out.
12:26Harry McKenzie?
12:28He's a student at Yagami High?
12:31He took the words right out of my mouth!
12:33Who does he think he is?
12:34Oh, you again.
12:37He a friend of yours, Harry?
12:39Yeah.
12:40We got unfinished business.
12:41Looks like we got a lot of classroom rivalry today.
12:44Gives me an idea.
12:47If you don't know me, I'm Misaka-Zoo, the class rep for 2D.
12:51Our classes don't have to fight like thugs.
12:53We can settle things in a safe and productive way at the athletic meet.
12:562C versus 2D.
12:57What do you say, people?
12:59He did it, too!
13:00He said exactly what I was about to say!
13:06We accept!
13:08You are going down, 2D.
13:10How do you get your mouth to open like that?
13:18You could have fought me today, but you didn't.
13:21You are a cobarde, a coward, Mikoto.
13:29You're brave.
13:30Mikoto's got a black belt.
13:31Watch out.
13:32She couldn't lay a hand on me if she wanted to.
13:36Yeah?
13:37What?
13:38Bruises!
13:40Very well.
13:41We'll settle the score at the athletic meet.
13:43Mikoto.
13:44You missed something.
13:46Huh?
13:47What's this?
13:50Banana!
13:52I'm so cold.
13:54This is the end.
13:56Her size?
13:57D.
13:58Just like Mikoto's.
14:00Such fitting last words.
14:02Rest in peace, pal.
14:03Peace, pal.
14:05Guys, there's a new school nurse and she's really smokin'.
14:07And her grapefruits are pretty ripe, too.
14:09Know what I mean?
14:10We are aware.
14:11This early in the morning?
14:12How?
14:13And why are you guys all banged up?
14:15Hmm.
14:16Ever seen a non-injured student get sent to the nurse's office?
14:18I didn't think so.
14:20You mean you guys roughed yourselves up just to see the nurse?
14:23Of course we did.
14:24Maybe she'll want to play doctor.
14:26Ho, ho, ho, yeah!
14:28Bam!
14:30Crap!
14:31There's no way I can go in there.
14:33They probably all know about my bald spot by now.
14:36Damn!
14:37Yeah.
14:38Just be patient.
14:39Only one thing they can be yappin' about and that's my bald head.
14:43Ugh.
14:44Man, this is wearin' me out.
14:46I'm takin' a nap.
14:48Hmm?
14:48Hey, was that Harima just then?
14:50Wonder why he didn't come in?
14:52Is he sick or something?
14:53Probably with his head being exposed and all.
14:55You know, I bet you're right.
14:57He probably caught a nasty head cold.
14:59Stop it.
15:00You're the one who went all psycho and then shaved his head for no frickin' reason.
15:06I already told him I was sorry.
15:08That was for shaving off his beard.
15:09It doesn't count.
15:10You've got to apologize for his hair, too.
15:12I don't think so.
15:14Jeez, you were so stubborn.
15:17Yeah, like a mule.
15:19Come on, Eri, do it.
15:20Tell him you're sorry.
15:21All right, I'll do it.
15:22Just shut up already.
15:24Hey, uh, what's your name?
15:26Huh?
15:27Have you seen Harima around?
15:28Looked like he was heading to the nurse's office.
15:31Thanks for the info.
15:32Hey!
15:33Please allow us to escort you, ma'am.
15:36What the?
15:37Well, is she in there?
15:38Can't tell.
15:40Rock, paper, scissors determines who goes first.
15:42Do we have to do this one at a time?
15:44Yeah, wait your turn, horndog.
15:46Do these guys even have a reason to be here?
15:48No, neither do you.
15:50Hey!
15:52Let's see some hall passes.
15:53What did I say about making noise in the hallways?
15:56It's Mr. Goriyama.
15:58What should we do?
15:59Run, Buddha!
16:00You can run, but you can't hide.
16:02Where is everyone?
16:04Hey, guys!
16:05What's she doing?
16:06Get out of there!
16:07Come on!
16:08Hide me!
16:11Tanma, no!
16:12Don't worry, I'll pry her out of the paws of that gorilla.
16:18If at first you don't succeed...
16:20Try, try again.
16:22Let's move!
16:23The school has a new nurse?
16:24Mm-hmm.
16:25Today's her first day, huh?
16:27Wow, I bet her hands are probably really full right now.
16:29Let's skip this, Kay.
16:30It would be rude to disturb her.
16:32And I'd just die if I had to apologize to Harima in front of her.
16:35Quit making excuses and get in there.
16:38All right, I'm going.
16:44Oh, sweet, Tanma.
16:50That'll teach me to leave the windows up on windy days.
16:53I didn't know anyone was in here.
17:01He looks...
17:02Hmm.
17:03Hmm.
17:16Hario!
17:17What the...
17:18Where have you been?
17:19Shh!
17:26You were not going to believe this.
17:28Then he knocked the nurse down.
17:29He's nuts.
17:30Told you he's still a delinquent.
17:31Now I really can't go in there.
17:34I don't know.
18:07教えてあげるかおばかさん そうこの世で一番大切なことは
18:13絶対外しちゃいけないことはね やっぱりタイミングだと思うでしょ
18:19そう好きなと言うのも デートをするのも 何をするのでも
18:25もう一度せずるのも さよなら言うのも どんなときにでも
18:35そうこの世で一番大切なことは やっぱりタイミングだと思うけど
18:38La la la la la la la…
18:49ララララララ…
18:53This is an outrage! A student assaulting faculty?
18:57Yagami-hai's going to get a bad reputation for this.
18:59We've got to expel that thug.
19:01Mr. Kato, wait.
19:02I don't deny that Harima was one of our problem students when he was younger,
19:06but I've seen a real change come over him this semester.
19:08It's almost as if he's found something to dedicate himself to.
19:11Let's give him the benefit of the doubt until we speak with the nurse.
19:14Why not? Let's indulge him.
19:16Today's knocking over staff. Tomorrow it'll be liquor stores.
19:23Miss Hanigasaki?
19:26Oh!
19:27Hi there.
19:28I heard there was an incident with Harima, one of my homeroom students.
19:32Huh?
19:34Oh!
19:35There's no need to apologize.
19:37It was all my fault. I just came out of nowhere and scared him, the poor boy.
19:41Well, I guess that settles it.
19:43Oh. Don't leave yet.
19:46Since it's my first day, I made cookies for all the faculty.
19:50It's my way of saying hello.
19:55Cookies. Wow.
20:06Tani, wait!
20:09Tani, wait!
20:14Tani, wait!
20:15Is it true you're moving to Tokyo?
20:19There's something I want to give you before you leave.
20:21Tani, I baked these cookies for you.
20:28For me?
20:39Just enjoy him after English land.
20:43And for the rest of his day, he's gone ventured out into the forest to gather chestnuts.
20:47Great. Stop. So, class, what do you think the author is implying?
20:51Stop it, you short-headed marmaloid!
20:53What?
20:53No way! You stop it, you four-eyed chair!
20:55My homeroom students are acting like savages today. I'm sorry.
20:59Don't be! That's exactly how we want them!
21:02Huh?
21:03What we need is a real challenge.
21:05Something we haven't faced at this school in a long time.
21:08After the athletic meet, we don't want opponents who are Pansy Corps.
21:11We want them to be wild, violent beasts ready to compete.
21:14It's Angel!
21:17Yeah, that's the spirit.
21:20Oh, I see.
21:23Well, that's over.
21:25Those 2D students are really riled up.
21:27I could use a break right about now.
21:30And some of those delicious-looking cookies that Miss Onagasaki kindly made.
21:37Huh?
21:44But they were right here.
21:46Ah, Tani. Have you heard the news?
21:48Guess who my go-getters in 2D are competing against at the athletic meet?
21:52Your problem children in 2C. Funny, huh?
21:54Oh, yeah. I already heard.
21:56Well, I think we already know who's going to come out on top now, don't we?
21:59My class is a bit more disciplined than yours, after all.
22:02Oh, but then again, maybe they'll add faculty pushing to the activities.
22:06I'm just kidding, Tani.
22:08I wish your class the best of luck.
22:10They're going to need it.
22:11Oh, I meant to tell you.
22:13I ate those cookies that were on your desk.
22:15They just smelled so good.
22:17I didn't think you'd mind if I had them.
22:19They were delicious.
22:20See you around.
22:43Guys, I've altered today's lesson plan.
22:45Go get changed.
22:47Time for training.
22:49See, you're going to obliterate Class 2D at the athletic meet.
22:57Heard him.
23:00Real bad.
23:06This is Tai Onigasaki, the new school nurse.
23:09Everyone do your best at the athletic meet, and if you get hurt, I'll be in the first aid tent.
23:13Next time on School Rumble, time to start the war.
23:16Now the cavalry battle and the great uprising.
23:19Hario, I've got my eye on you.
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