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00:01How are we?
00:03Chilling, vibing, maxing, relaxing, all cool. Shooting some soccer outside the school.
00:09Fire alarm!
00:12We are here.
00:13Do you want to do the intro?
00:15No, it is a beep. We are here. We are shooting Tinder in real life, but reversed this time.
00:21So we're not saying the lines.
00:22We've got to that age where, you know, as a 33-year-old married man, I can't say the line
00:26anymore.
00:27But, these new-school YouTubers can. We've written lines for Tinder. For Tinder? For people to say.
00:32And then, if you say the bad line, like, every round if you say a bad line, it's a forfeit
00:37for you.
00:38It's the worst line, basically.
00:39But it's all random, so they'll pull it out of a hat, and it might say, like, something crazy.
00:43So I've written some interesting ones, to say the least.
00:47I think you need two more.
00:49Yeah, I want to do one with, like, some kind of animal impressions one, but I just can't get it
00:52in my head.
00:53It's talking about spit roast.
00:55What?
00:58In what context have you got that one?
01:00I guess I have a piggy.
01:02Oh, okay, we're getting there.
01:04It's getting there.
01:05Keep thinking, two more.
01:06That's mass.
01:07What are you thinking about?
01:08Uh, Tinder lines.
01:10Oh.
01:11Because it's funny, because we're not saying them, so, like...
01:13Yeah, you can say anything you want.
01:14Yeah, so trying to find a line of, like, you can be brutal, but also wanting them to be cringy.
01:18I'll give you a cute one.
01:19I don't want a cute one.
01:19Yeah.
01:20Well, how cute are you talking?
01:21I just have, like, mad ones the entire time.
01:23Like, how cute are you going?
01:24Um, if I could change the alphabet, I'd put you and I together.
01:30Yeah, it's cringe.
01:31Are you single?
01:32No, I'm in a nine-year relationship.
01:34I can tell.
01:37It's a spot of golf.
01:38I know, I know.
01:39Got it in early before we start.
01:40Is it all set here?
01:42Yeah.
01:42Oh, wow.
01:43Wait, for the... just the side part?
01:45No.
01:46No, no, no.
01:46Oh, for the whole thing.
01:48I think this is the reactions for dinner.
01:50Oh, we're not even close to the thing, then.
01:52What an easy... what an easy video.
01:53Just get other people to do it.
01:54We sit and... it's like a live side and react.
01:59I need to go freshen up.
02:00Because I'm a smelly boy.
02:01So I'll see you shortly.
02:03Yeah, we've got three... well, no, four shoots today.
02:05So first of all, we've got Sidecast.
02:06So that's shoot number one.
02:07Then we're testing life-saving products.
02:11So basically, these are products which have been recalled, which are not necessarily safe.
02:16So the production team have done a really good job on going out and finding products
02:19which have been now sold off the different markets and what have you.
02:23So there's one of where, like, it's an inflatable jacket, which if you were to fall off a bicycle,
02:28in theory, should have inflated and protect you.
02:30And for obvious reasons, that never worked.
02:33So it's been being recalled.
02:34So we've got loads of different products for the boys' test there.
02:36We're also doing Spyful.
02:38You know, boys love doing imposter games.
02:40And so we're doing a bit of a classic game of, like, seeing who's lying and what have you.
02:44And the last one is Guester Police Officer.
02:46We've done a lot of, like, weird and wonderful, wacky Guester videos.
02:51And this one we're like, you know what, let's just bring it back to basics and, like, just have a
02:54really good theme with it.
02:55So we've done a lot of casting to try and get a really good actors who know what they're talking
02:59about.
03:00And every one that we've done so far, the boys have never gotten one correct.
03:04So hopefully this one they might do.
03:07But, yeah, it's been a real nice, like, change this year.
03:10Because, like, yeah, Cycle of Saturdays is now coming out every single week.
03:13Fans love it, which obviously we knew was going to happen.
03:15It was just getting, basically, all the boys' schedules' times working.
03:18Because that's why it's just trying to figure out how many shoot days we can do per month to get
03:22everything out consistently.
03:23And not be like, here's one great video, and then nothing for, like, two months.
03:26So, yeah, it's going to come really good.
03:29These are really comfy-looking chairs.
03:31Do you want any free lines? I've got three spare lines.
03:34Do you want spares? Yeah, I'll take spares.
03:35Do you know why? I think some of my genius just comes on the spot.
03:39I don't like pre-planned genius.
03:42But we can't do it on the spot. What do you mean?
03:44Yeah, yeah.
03:44Pre-submitted.
03:45Yeah, I'll have to.
03:46You wouldn't be the lines to them.
03:48My name's Carl, but you can take this poll.
03:51Ooh.
03:52Nice.
03:55Fuck it.
03:56What have you got, Harry?
03:58I don't want to spoil it.
03:58He's got some spares.
03:59I'll send some, I'll spend a couple of my spare ones over to a real GCAP to my left.
04:04A new spin on Tinder.
04:06The sidemen themselves, Tinder's done.
04:09They're not going to be the guys going on these dates anymore.
04:11They're 50.
04:12They're ancient.
04:13So they're sending some younger men in to go on some fresh hot dates.
04:17And they're going to give them the lines, I think, as they go today.
04:20So you have this wonderful set.
04:23Crafted, as usual, by our lovely set designer and maker, Lucy.
04:28And then we also are doing free Side Plus videos.
04:31You get a Side Plus video.
04:33You get a Side Plus video.
04:34Yeah, there's loads.
04:35And then they're going to be watching.
04:36It's kind of like a mishmash of Tinder and 20 versus 1.
04:39Because they're going to be watching from a back room.
04:42Tiny little technical tweaks we've done today.
04:44Just to elevate things a little bit.
04:46In the past, they watch on a generally a wide angle.
04:49One, one, one, one screen.
04:50Today, we're going to have both faces split screen.
04:53So they can see both.
04:54Nice.
04:54So that's brought in some new, because traditionally with the one angle,
04:57we get to push the audio straight from that camera to the screen.
05:01So now it's two cameras.
05:03New pro...
05:04You know, you try and, you know, try and do...
05:05Try and do something nice and everything just falls to shit.
05:08And no, you...
05:08Yeah, there's new, new problems.
05:10New, new, new things to sort out.
05:11Challenges.
05:12New challenges.
05:13So, and we are overcoming them swiftly.
05:16We didn't yesterday...
05:17We didn't end up liking the depth of the set.
05:19So we ended up getting this new hot pink bit of carpet put in.
05:23So we're now just readjusting the light.
05:25And this was all rigged yesterday.
05:26Everything was perfect.
05:28But we decided to destroy it in aid of giving ourselves that little bit of...
05:31More depth.
05:32A little bit of depth.
05:33We're just about to do a side cast.
05:35It is 9.35.
05:38Rolling by 12.
05:39So, yeah, Jay and his team will smash the shit out of this.
05:42And then, yeah, most of our cameras are in their rough positions.
05:47Yeah, I would say I'm 6 on the nervous scale.
05:52Especially because I care.
05:53And, you know, Tinder's back.
05:54So, it's quite a big deal.
05:55There's a lot of Tinder fans out there.
05:56I want it to look perfect.
05:58Obviously, we've got a bit bigger than we normally would on Tinder for the background.
06:01So, yeah, got to make that look perfect.
06:04Between both rooms today, James, how many cameras?
06:09Uh...
06:0912...
06:1015, maybe?
06:11Yeah.
06:1215 cameras?
06:12Yeah, 15, 20.
06:14Yeah.
06:14No GoPros, though.
06:16Yay!
06:16So, the editors can be thankful for that.
06:18I honestly did think about that.
06:19I was going to put one on the board, like, facing back.
06:21But it's just going to get a crotch shot, so...
06:24Do you want to read us some of the best lines we've got so far?
06:27Straight into the camera.
06:28Right, so...
06:29For context, Josh is struggling with his Tinder lines.
06:31Please imagine that this is a lady that you're saying to.
06:34Right, okay, hold on.
06:35Let me...
06:36Let me find some that he's accepted.
06:38I love that I can take this out of context.
06:40No, dude wants he hasn't accepted.
06:41Dude wants...
06:42He hasn't accepted.
06:42Yeah.
06:43I need to write some that are...
06:45Um...
06:45Okay.
06:47Alright, let's go with...
06:48Hit me with it, Lewis.
06:50Give me your best sexy.
06:51Hold on, sorry.
06:52I see you've sent me $6.99.
06:55It looks like I've got something plus sized to give you.
06:58No, that was the shit one.
06:59That's the shit one.
07:00That's the shit one.
07:00I don't really understand what that means.
07:01It's a size plus reference.
07:02He chose his size plus, but it doesn't work.
07:04Oh, no, okay.
07:05Um...
07:05I...
07:05Well, I was...
07:06$6.99?
07:07That's a bargain.
07:08Oh, God.
07:09The one we landed on was, uh...
07:12I like my women like a light side plus.
07:13Private, funny, and only costs $6.99 a month.
07:16Yeah.
07:16That's better than mine.
07:17That's better than mine.
07:18That's better than mine.
07:20That's better than mine.
07:22That's better than mine.
07:36Um...
07:37Horror, Josh.
07:37And that's what we found in that.
07:38Can we try...
07:39Let me read you some of Lewis's ones from Ask My.
07:42Lewis sent these into the group chat.
07:43Josh said, boys, any ideas for Tinder lines?
07:45Uh, Lewis sent this message in.
07:48I'll do one.
07:49I'll do one.
07:50Did you know I'm currently on America's Most Wanted List?
07:53I've been harbouring a weapon of mass destruction since 1998.
07:57Which is the year he was born, which is mental, innit?
07:59That is mental.
07:59That's so old.
08:00This is another Lewis special.
08:02Are you the super spicy hot sauce featured on...
08:04Hot sauce?
08:05You've written hot sauce.
08:07Are you the super spicy hot sauce featured on Hot Ones?
08:09Because you're da bomb.
08:12This makes me so uncomfortable.
08:13That's so funny.
08:14It's awful.
08:15I love it.
08:16I'm single.
08:17The, um...
08:19You are.
08:19You are.
08:21It's a call out.
08:22With these lines, I can see where.
08:23His Instagram is official Lewis content.
08:27Yeah, that's quite a good line.
08:29I'm single.
08:29Just stand there staring.
08:31What else have we got?
08:33Uh...
08:34We've got the classic, I wanna poke your belly button from the inside.
08:40That's the classic.
08:42Bear in mind, these are the ones that will not make the cut.
08:44Yeah.
08:45These are the ones that made the group chat.
08:46I'm so glad that they're not making the cut.
08:50Slops.
08:51Slops, question mark.
08:52I mean, the last thing I wrote was, I want to eat a Muller corn out of your mouth.
08:56So that kind of explains how far downhill this conversation has gone with Josh.
09:01Looking forward to some tindering.
09:03Hot babes.
09:03Yeah.
09:04I am, yeah.
09:05The babes are coming in thick and fast, I've heard.
09:09So have I.
09:10Yeah.
09:10I don't really know what I'm doing.
09:12Apparently I'm chatting them up.
09:13Yeah.
09:13Have you got a chat?
09:15I was gonna say, have you got any pickup lines?
09:16Do I need?
09:17I thought, I thought, I thought I'd been given pickup lines.
09:19No, no, I'm just asking in general.
09:21Okay, I've got a pickup line.
09:22Yeah, go on.
09:24Yo, what iguan in beads?
09:27Swipe left.
09:28Really? Already?
09:29After that.
09:30I've got no hope.
09:31I've got no hope.
09:32I've got no hope.
09:33I should look up some pickup lines just in case.
09:35Just need to say, do you know Ricky Gervais?
09:37What if they don't know Ricky Gervais?
09:40Then you're fucked.
09:41Yeah, then I've got nothing.
09:43That's all I'm good for.
09:44Ricky Gervais is the best, but I'm still living off that dream.
09:45I'm still living off that dream.
09:48So essentially, it's Tinder.
09:50Yeah.
09:50Tinder in real life.
09:51Yeah, yeah.
09:52So you have six YouTubers all lined up.
09:54You're one of those six.
09:55Ah.
09:56Who else is it?
09:57We've got Jack Hines.
09:59Yeah.
10:00We've got Jack Hines, Chris M.D.
10:03Cool.
10:04Sweet Anita Castillo.
10:06Ah.
10:07A real mix.
10:07A real mix.
10:08Interesting mix, that's fascinating.
10:10Yeah, that's weird.
10:11That's a weird mix you've got going on.
10:13And you will all get given a line to read from one of the Sidemen.
10:16Okay.
10:16To be sat in there watching.
10:17Ah.
10:17So now we'll write one line per girl that comes out.
10:20Yeah.
10:21You will then get given a line, read it, and have to read that to the girl.
10:24The girl will say yes or no.
10:25Do I have to memorize the line beforehand?
10:27Not really.
10:28I think you're going to be able to hold it and read it out.
10:29Right, okay.
10:30And, um, only just one line and she says yes or no.
10:33Yeah.
10:33That's how I deliver it, is it?
10:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:35What if she goes into more detail and wants more from me?
10:37Maybe she can speak a bit more about whatever she asks.
10:39The last time we did one of these videos was LA, right?
10:41That was an iconic.
10:42Yeah, I saw lots of tits.
10:43We saw boobies.
10:44Yeah, me too.
10:45Do I get to see boobies today?
10:46Probably not.
10:47Hopefully not.
10:47Oh, no.
10:48Hey, send us to...
10:50Would you like to name your girlfriend real quick?
10:52Crystal, Crystal.
10:53There we go, send that across.
10:54Send that across.
10:54What, the tits bit?
10:55Can I see boobies, please?
10:59You just send a picture of her tits to him and then...
11:01You shut up.
11:02Hello, mate, how's things?
11:03You good?
11:03Good, good.
11:04You ready to, uh, Tinder?
11:07Yes.
11:08Actually, am I?
11:09Probably no.
11:10Don't massively know what's happening.
11:12I know that we're being fed lines to say to them, apparently.
11:16Um, so, I'm just the performing seal, really.
11:19Hello, mate, how are you?
11:20You good?
11:21Yeah, you two are.
11:22Yeah, very good, thank you.
11:23Have you ever used Tinder?
11:24Uh, yes, I have.
11:26Um...
11:27Any joy?
11:28Not massively.
11:30Sort of an app that you kind of only use for one thing, so...
11:33Yeah.
11:33Desperate time in my life, that's pretty much it.
11:35Talking, right?
11:36Yeah.
11:37Um...
11:38Relationships.
11:39Long-term...
11:41Connections.
11:42That's what I think.
11:43There he is again!
11:44The cat dragged in.
11:46Hello.
11:46You've had a little trim.
11:47You like it?
11:48Yeah, it looks good.
11:49Yeah, I've been trying to figure out what style I want to go for recently.
11:54What do you reckon?
11:54Because I've been going for some slick back sometimes.
11:57The curly sometimes.
11:59Versatile.
12:00Yeah, versatile.
12:01Yeah.
12:01It's usually, I just don't have time to get it cut, so...
12:04When it gets long, I'll chuck it back, you know?
12:07How you doing, brother?
12:08Yeah.
12:08Good to see you, man.
12:10You've just got to read stuff we've told you to say, that's it.
12:13Oh, we're reading it?
12:14Yeah, you each get a line, so it's...
12:17Oh, God.
12:17If anything, honestly, it makes it a bit easier, because you have the out that you didn't...
12:22So...
12:22You didn't...
12:23It's like not from your head.
12:24Have I got any Harry lines, because...
12:26Essentially.
12:27You'll get one of our...
12:28Random one of ours each time.
12:29I'm going to get cancelled, ain't I?
12:31But then, do we have to say anything after that line?
12:35Only if you want, like...
12:36Just go with the flow.
12:37You don't have to.
12:38Because if I say something outrageous and they're like, what do you mean?
12:41I don't know.
12:44You could say I don't know.
12:45Okay, sick.
12:46I don't know.
12:47Oh, this is going to be mental.
12:48It'll be good.
12:49I'm going to get a drink.
12:51Golf clubs?
12:51Are these expensive?
12:53I thought he didn't...
12:55QY4D.
12:55Did he just get that?
12:57He copied you.
12:58You cock cheeky bastard.
13:01Is that expensive?
13:02How much is that?
13:04Four or five hundred.
13:06Did he have...
13:08What's the head?
13:08Five, two!
13:10Huh?
13:10What's the head?
13:11No!
13:12What?
13:13No, what's it for?
13:14What's it for?
13:15What's so cute?
13:17I don't see how that can go wrong.
13:18Yeah.
13:19You ask for forgiveness, not permission.
13:23Forgiveness is easy to ask.
13:25Easier.
13:25Yeah.
13:26Than permission, yeah.
13:27I live like that.
13:30Is this your jacket?
13:32Fuck, am I?
13:32I was going to say.
13:33If you don't know, I'm some burnty fucker.
13:36Yeah, why?
13:36I was in Jamaica.
13:39Winning and dining.
13:40But it was very warm out there.
13:42I thought it would be a good idea in the last day to put tanning oil on.
13:46Shoot.
13:47You cooked yourself.
13:48Nah, I should not have put tanning oil on.
13:50It was a fucking disaster.
13:51You know, the funniest thing about it was the hair braiding story.
13:53The what?
13:54The hair braiding story.
13:55And you didn't even offer a prize.
13:56Oh shit, yeah.
13:57I was not a big prize.
13:58Yeah, and she charged me, what was it?
14:00Three dollars per braid.
14:02When did you ask me?
14:03How many did you get done?
14:04How many did you get done?
14:05I think it was like 20.
14:06I didn't know if she was going to charge me.
14:08I thought she was being nice.
14:09So she was like, she was like,
14:10oh, you want your hair braided?
14:12And I went, aye.
14:13So I walked over, and then the next thing,
14:14we were getting charged,
14:15and I was like, oh fuck, we've got no cash on us.
14:17Hello.
14:18Hello.
14:19Hi everybody.
14:20How's it going?
14:21Hi guys.
14:22We're waiting on to more girls.
14:24All we're going to do is,
14:24we're going to take you into the studio anyway,
14:26and give you a little tour, girls,
14:28so you know where you're going.
14:29This is Juice.
14:30We have got Finn.
14:30He is our senior.
14:32We might have chatted with some of you on the calls.
14:34Yes.
14:36John, who is our director.
14:38Hello.
14:38Mine is Tanya.
14:40I met some of you on the calls.
14:41Yes.
14:41And then we've got Johnny, who's our-
14:43Johnny!
14:43Hey!
14:46Thank you for joining me, Johnny.
14:49I love that.
14:52So basically, obviously today we are shooting a Tinder video.
14:57So we're going to take you to the studio now,
14:58and show you where you're going on.
15:00And this is going to give you a brief about what you'd like to say.
15:03And yeah, do you need anything else to say?
15:05Should we wait to the other two to show them what to do in the studio?
15:07No, we'll go.
15:08We're running a little bit late,
15:10because obviously this is too late,
15:11and one of the boys has held up.
15:12So we have got about 40 minutes.
15:14So we'll take you in,
15:15and then with the other two come,
15:17I can just quickly show them if that's alright.
15:18Yeah, let's go.
15:20Let's go.
15:20Oh, let's go, baby.
15:22Let's go.
15:22Are you the girls, or are you taking everyone?
15:24Thank you as well, please.
15:24The boys, okay.
15:26Yeah!
15:28Let's go!
15:29Let's stay together, Dave.
15:31Let's do this.
15:32Let's do this!
15:33Woo!
15:33Let's go.
15:42So this is where we're going to meet the love of your life.
15:46Woo!
15:48Woo!
15:48Wow!
15:49Look at that.
15:50And you'll start just there.
15:51Yeah, you can do your feet either side of the heart.
15:53But yeah, that is the spot.
15:55I know it looks really...
15:56Oh, yeah.
15:56I know that looks really easy to do,
15:58but please just make sure you hit your mark.
16:00We do not mind if you're just having a quick look,
16:02and then going like that,
16:02and then saying,
16:03Hi, my name is, I'm Age.
16:05Is that what you're looking for?
16:06Name, Age.
16:06You'll be sitting there.
16:07You'll say that to there,
16:08and there will be six lovely gentlemen,
16:10not the side men,
16:11but six other YouTubers.
16:13Five gentlemen, one lady.
16:13Five gentlemen, one lady.
16:14Yeah, sorry.
16:15Lined up here.
16:16I like it.
16:18Lined up here,
16:19who are one at a time,
16:20come up to you,
16:21say a line,
16:22say just yes or no.
16:23So if it's a yes,
16:25it shows you here.
16:26Swipe right like that.
16:27If it's a no,
16:27swipe left like that,
16:28and they'll go and stand in yes or no, respectively.
16:30Yep.
16:31Is it, is it their main channel,
16:33or their side plus?
16:34This is the main channel.
16:35Ah!
16:36But it's not,
16:37we're not saying yes or no to them?
16:39No, they're going to be watching from other words.
16:41Right, yeah, yeah.
16:42Oh, okay.
16:42Oh, they're going to be watching?
16:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:44Watch out they're going to say something.
16:45Yeah, they're going to watch it.
16:47They're going to watch it.
16:48Me saying yes or no to them.
16:49They'll be easy to watch it.
16:51It's fine.
16:53No, it's fine.
16:54Everybody happy?
16:55Any questions?
16:55We're good, Finn.
16:56Let's go.
16:58What were you doing?
16:59Thank you, Finn.
17:00No worries.
17:01Bye, Finn.
17:01Bye.
17:02Just be careful you don't trip.
17:04What's happening?
17:05I've not seen you since inside.
17:06Yeah, of course.
17:07Oh, my man.
17:08Why do I do this?
17:09You're good, you're good.
17:11You good?
17:11Yeah, how you been?
17:12I've been good, man.
17:13Literally just out here trying to cut, bruv.
17:16Yeah.
17:17You're looking well.
17:18Thank you, man.
17:18Lean up, bruv.
17:19Yeah.
17:20You're expecting some good responses from the dates then today.
17:24Yeah, yeah, I'm excited.
17:25Do you know what?
17:26I don't even know what to expect.
17:27You know what's there?
17:27I was thinking...
17:29Thank you very much.
17:30I was thinking...
17:30I don't even know how it's going to go.
17:32What are they going to try and get me to say, bruv?
17:34Do you know what I mean?
17:35I feel like you're an experienced man, though.
17:37Yeah, when it comes to that, it's easy.
17:38Do you know what I mean?
17:39But knowing what they're going to do, it's a whole other bit of madness, bruv.
17:43So we'll see.
17:44What's the maddest chat-up line that you've had?
17:47Hmm.
17:48From you or to you?
17:49To you?
17:51I'm trying to think.
17:52Do I use chat-up lines?
17:54I do have, like...
17:56I think...
17:56To be fair, this one time the girl was mad tall, innit?
17:59And I was like,
18:00Well, I must be nice up there, man.
18:02You get me?
18:04But it worked, innit?
18:05It worked slightly,
18:06because I think she knew me from somewhere.
18:08But I was like...
18:08That's like doing 90% of the work, bruv.
18:10The line was doing nothing, bruv.
18:12It was dead.
18:13So I was like, you know what?
18:14I must have, like...
18:15I think I must have chat-GPT'd that before I even said that.
18:18That's the best thing, you know?
18:19Chat-GPT'd.
18:20Ask it for best line.
18:21And they'll tell you, like, nah.
18:23Allow it.
18:24Like, do you know what I mean?
18:24Or...
18:25Really?
18:25Yeah, yeah.
18:26Chat-GPT'd does everything, bruv.
18:27Like, it's mad.
18:28I'm losing, like, 90% of my brain and logical thinking, bruv.
18:31Just chat-GPT'd, bruv.
18:32Nice.
18:33What else have you been up to?
18:35A lot of boxing content.
18:37A lot of boxing content.
18:39So I covered the...
18:41Did a livestream with Tyrone for the Fury...
18:44No, for the Wild R.
18:46Fezora fight.
18:47And then I did the Fury-Makmudo fight for Netflix.
18:50So that was really good.
18:52And then...
18:52Your reactions on that show, bruv.
18:54I'm excited, bruv.
18:55But what I'm even more excited for is Fury-Joshua coming up soon.
18:59So we should be covering that.
19:01That's amazing.
19:01That one there, bruv, is gonna be the one.
19:03Not Josh's next one.
19:04He's finding some guy called Pringles, bruv.
19:06But I don't know who that guy is, bruv.
19:07Or Pringle Pizza, bruv.
19:08Who is that, man?
19:09I don't know, but big up him.
19:11But the AJ Burey, bruv.
19:13That's gonna be the one.
19:14Yeah.
19:14For the ages.
19:15I'm excited.
19:16This is too crazy, bruv.
19:19To make a girl do what I just made you do is crazier then.
19:23Now I wanna know.
19:24Yeah.
19:25So then you go to Google.
19:27I won't worry about that one.
19:28You're amazing.
19:30Here he is.
19:31The money, man.
19:34Hey, congrats last night.
19:36Thank you, man.
19:36Oh, shit, yeah.
19:37About time we started getting some Ws under the transfer.
19:41They look way better than they've ever played.
19:44Like, the levels that they showed.
19:45They haven't even showed their levels yet, if you ask me.
19:48But this never came to fruition on the pitch.
19:52Is Steve gonna be in the room?
19:54You know what?
19:54I think you should go on the Tinder date.
19:56Steve, are you gonna be in the room when we do this?
19:58No, no, no, no, no.
19:59He's be in the room.
20:00Are you okay?
20:01You got it.
20:02Jeez, you made it, man.
20:04I did.
20:05I did.
20:05I made it.
20:05How you doing?
20:07Morning, everyone.
20:08How we doing?
20:09How are you?
20:11When did you travel down today?
20:13Um, yeah.
20:15Just here this morning.
20:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, bro.
20:18I'm mental.
20:18Four hours.
20:21How much you weigh?
20:22I'm about 2.06 right now.
20:25Yeah.
20:25That was the perfect time to start filming.
20:27Oh.
20:28Jeez.
20:292.06, yeah.
20:30I'm a big guy, yeah.
20:31Nah, nah.
20:31Did you know the thing is, yeah?
20:32Like, literally, because I went on a cut in it, and now I'm like...
20:36Thanks, Jake.
20:37141, bro.
20:38Mm.
20:39141 pounds.
20:40What's that?
20:4070 kg?
20:43141?
20:43141.
20:44So I went on a cut, yeah?
20:45So I started at 165, and by the end of it, yeah, 141 in a month.
20:51Oh.
20:51Oh, my God.
20:53Yeah, man.
20:53The thing is, I don't think I looked 141 until I stood next to somebody.
20:58Yeah.
20:58Yeah, yeah, that's definitely 141, man.
21:00You know what I mean?
21:01Mad.
21:02Mad, yeah.
21:03You know what I mean?
21:04Yeah.
21:05That's...
21:05Nine.
21:05Nice.
21:06Whoa.
21:07That's what I'm saying.
21:08If I lose five more, I'll literally be, like, one...
21:10Wait, so are you doing weights?
21:11No, no.
21:12So basically, what I did, like, in January, I just did a mad one.
21:15So I was doing weights.
21:16I was doing, like, eight mile runs every day.
21:17Yeah, yeah.
21:18Followed by, like, an hour and elliptical, half an hour and bite.
21:21So I was burning, like, 1,800 a day.
21:24That's what I was.
21:25I was just like, I'm just gonna get shredded.
21:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:27When I got down to one point, I was like, what have I done, man?
21:31So...
21:32What?
21:32That's when you realized, yeah, I was like, oh, I've gone too far.
21:36I stepped on a scale and I was like...
21:39Hey.
21:39You know what it is, yeah?
21:40You know when, like, you look at boxes and you're like, okay, he's like,
21:42147, you're like, that's small, man.
21:44Yeah!
21:45And past that, I was like, nah, this is insane.
21:48I'm like, damn, like, what?
21:49But what you were eating, bro?
21:50Bro, I was...
21:51So I was basically eating, like, 1,600 calories a day.
21:54Bro, so you were really precise on it.
21:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:56That's the...
21:57Yeah, yeah, you went overboard.
21:59Genetically, you naturally got, like, muscular genius.
22:01Yeah, yeah.
22:02So when you did your cut, when you finished,
22:04you was, like, one...
22:05I think one night.
22:06Yeah, one night.
22:07And you was really, like...
22:08It looked like I was bolo.
22:10So, like, you were blessed at it.
22:12For me, I was like, nah, man.
22:13I kept on going and I was like, nothing yet.
22:15And then I got to one point, I was like, I see something.
22:18Mads.
22:18And I was like, this is...
22:20Go away to what point to see someone?
22:23Now you're killing me.
22:24Then I was like, I looked at swarms and I was like,
22:26Yeah.
22:26Me and him must be the same.
22:28Then I was like, nah, it's like 175.
22:30I thought you lost too much.
22:32So now I'm like, now I need to bulk, man.
22:33Now you need to put, like, do weights, bro.
22:36Do weights, weights, weights.
22:37Weight training.
22:38That's the weighted.
22:39Do you watch, like, the calories?
22:42No, I don't even look at that shit.
22:43But all I do is just go in the gym and I do, like, one weight session.
22:48Yeah.
22:49A week.
22:50And that's about it.
22:51And then I just run the rest.
22:53Yeah.
22:55So, with the runs, do you do, like, distance running or is it more like hate training?
22:58Yeah, distance, sometimes I do 5K, sometimes 7K, 10K, 12K.
23:04Cause I remember one time you did something, you said you hated the 10K.
23:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:08Whereas now, I did a half marathon a few weeks ago and it was actually calm, so.
23:12Got you, got you.
23:13But you just got to build up to that.
23:15Your running is like, once you zone out.
23:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:18It's nice.
23:18But I like running in different places because then it doesn't.
23:22Yes, yes.
23:22Feel like.
23:23So, you know what?
23:24Treadmill runs?
23:25No, it's dead.
23:26The longest I do a treadmill run is like 5K.
23:29Okay, yeah, yeah.
23:30Cause after a while, that's when it's just like.
23:31It's just, oh, bro.
23:32It's dead.
23:33So boring.
23:34So boring.
23:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:35So boring.
23:38Is this time you don't need forfeit if you did yours go out on?
23:41It's, it's, it's, it's, it's.
23:43That's all.
23:44It's fine.
23:45Yeah, you're good.
23:46It's silly.
23:48You also get picked regardless in the video.
23:51But as in like, yeah, yeah.
23:52So there's, but there's enough lines.
23:54Every person to say one of your lines.
23:55You know what I mean?
23:55Like.
23:57Someone randomly picks three of yours.
23:59No.
23:59So in each, uh, girl, there'll be one of each of ours.
24:03So it's like they're in pops.
24:04Like pot one, pot two, pot three.
24:05So pot one, I have one of each of our lines.
24:07Pot two have our lines.
24:08So we need to write all of our lines.
24:10Yeah.
24:11I like some of John's.
24:12Yeah.
24:13Whack some of John's in there.
24:14I like, I like the way John's thinking.
24:17Um.
24:18Have you ever met a guy who could fish faster than his dad?
24:21Yeah.
24:23Yeah.
24:25Very excited.
24:26Uh huh.
24:27Talk to me.
24:28Worst chat up lines, best chat up lines.
24:30Oh.
24:30I remember there was a guy who was nagging me once and he said, I love fat girls.
24:34You know, you're sizing up.
24:36And, uh.
24:37That's wild.
24:38I just laughed at him.
24:39I think somebody told him that that would get him girls.
24:42Whoever told him that wasn't his friend.
24:45Uh.
24:45Are you, are you sort of.
24:47What is going on here?
24:49Sorry.
24:49That's wild.
24:50I'm watching, um.
24:51Wookiee Wookiee Woo Woo.
24:52On TikTok.
24:53Okay.
24:54Just getting prepared for the day.
24:56Yeah.
24:56I'm just taking some tips.
24:57A little warm up.
24:58You're easy to impress, hard to impress.
25:00What are we thinking?
25:01I am usually quite hard to impress.
25:04Um.
25:04But we'll see.
25:05Yeah.
25:06You're a parrot.
25:07You're a parrot.
25:08You're literally a parrot.
25:10Why?
25:10Oh.
25:12Yeah.
25:16Uh.
25:17Yeah.
25:17I'll have a good hair with you.
25:18I'm shitting myself.
25:21You don't like to worry about.
25:22You're the ones with the power.
25:22I don't know.
25:23But it's scary.
25:24I'm scared what they're going to say to me.
25:27I'm ready.
25:27You're ready?
25:28I'm ready.
25:29Love that.
25:31She's going off script.
25:32It's not what I learned.
25:33I'm ready.
25:33Fixed.
25:34Fixed.
25:38Vegetates.
25:39Are you starting filming yet?
25:41Are you on?
25:42Repeat yet.
25:43I'm always on.
25:45Turn on.
25:46Freak.
25:49Yes.
25:49You just farted.
25:51Yeah.
25:51Better than ever shit.
25:53I thought I'd give you a silent one.
25:55And you still decided to do it?
25:57No.
25:57Sorry mate.
25:58It's alright mate.
25:59Jesus mate.
26:00That's a watery one dude.
26:01Consolation in here.
26:02I'm going again.
26:03Do you know what?
26:05Maybe further away.
26:06That's a bad man.
26:08Really.
26:09Bad man.
26:10A bad man to shit man.
26:14I'll be kind of disappointed if the man doesn't swipe yes on me.
26:17I can smell that.
26:18Really?
26:18It was even by the way.
26:19Oh yeah.
26:20I was wondering.
26:22What's going on?
26:23Oh yeah.
26:25He's just farted innit.
26:26So it's not.
26:27Yeah.
26:28Say it innit.
26:29Just so you were doing it.
26:30Have you ever smelled it Kelvin?
26:31I need some castellage.
26:32I see that.
26:33We all still have it mate.
26:33Bring it to the mark.
26:34Just say your name.
26:35Your age.
26:36Okay.
26:36Happy?
26:38Alright Chris, come on.
26:39And everyone else again.
26:40Dates.
26:41Do you want me on the love high?
26:44Wonderful.
26:45Right.
26:46That's quite long.
26:47Jesus.
26:49Okay.
26:50Oh my god.
26:53Oh Jesus.
26:55Hi.
26:56I'm checking out.
26:56I'm playing far.
26:58Hi there.
26:59I'm Chris.
27:01Are you a ketchup bottle?
27:02Because I want to flip you over.
27:04Hit you from the back and make you squirt.
27:06Let's play Barbie.
27:08Because I will be Ken.
27:11And you can be the box.
27:12I come in.
27:13And KSI's bodyguard isn't the only thing that's big and black.
27:16Bitch.
27:19I did not write that.
27:20What?
27:21I did not.
27:23I really like that.
27:24Are you a volcano?
27:27Because I love you.
27:29I love you.
27:30That's a good one.
27:32That's a good one.
27:34That's a good one.
27:34That's a good one.
27:36That's a good one.
27:37You know what?
27:38He got that nicely.
27:40Yeah.
27:40It's alright.
27:40It wasn't as bad as a photo is going to be.
27:41They're a bit outrageous.
27:43I'm Amy and I'm 31.
27:46Hi.
27:46I'm Anita.
27:47I'm 36.
27:48And I'd wipe your dad off just to find out where you came from.
27:51It's Dwayne Johnson the Rock, right?
27:54Yeah.
27:54Yeah.
27:55Okay.
27:55So that says world, not want, right?
27:57I thought you shouldn't be that one said world.
27:59Oh, thank God.
28:00Oh, my.
28:03Oh, my.
28:05Oh, my.
28:06I don't think the glasses are going to help.
28:10Who has written a combination of a sentence?
28:15Hello.
28:16My name is Devon and I'm 24.
28:18Fuck off, Devon.
28:20Brilliant.
28:21Do you have pet insurance by any chance?
28:25Because I'm going to destroy your pussy.
28:38That was intense.
28:40I've never said such awful things in my life and that's really saying something.
28:44Don't get hardened.
28:46I'm so glad I've got some prime in my hand right now.
28:49I'm definitely going to drink this.
28:50It's piss.
28:52It does taste that way.
28:54Go on.
28:54That was good.
28:55I've got some good ones, you know.
28:56I didn't have nothing about my willy or nothing mad like that, bro.
28:59So I was all right.
29:00Can you get me?
29:06Okay.
29:07Let's head back out.
29:08Let's go, let's go.
29:09That's good.
29:10You like a bit of that in there?
29:11It doesn't hurt you.
29:12I think they decided.
29:16Oh.
29:16That what?
29:17Yeah.
29:19Is that painful?
29:24Should I do it again?
29:25Oh.
29:27Don't answer.
29:28Let me do it again.
29:31Okay.
29:31Okay.
29:34That was a good one, eh?
29:35That hit in the room.
29:36The room muppet.
29:37Oh, yeah.
29:38The room muppet.
29:39You're the perfect person for division.
29:41Yeah.
29:41Yeah.
29:42I've been balancing this big head on this neck all these years.
29:45A few back pains.
29:47It's not the time to ask dating questions.
29:50I'm glad I didn't.
29:51I'm crazy.
29:52That's nice.
29:53Spit on his face.
29:54Yeah.
29:55I think you're a bit too pick me, bro.
29:59Oh.
29:59You took too much.
30:01Oh, jump.
30:02Oh, jump.
30:03Uh.
30:04You know what, just for the willingness.
30:06Thank you so much.
30:07Yeah, yeah.
30:07I wish most guys got in their knees like that.
30:10Yeah, I'm fucking jumping.
30:12What's the levels of game?
30:14For them in the middle, actually.
30:16Front and centre, and we'll just spin in.
30:20Fuck, why would you want to throw up?
30:33It's quite a good video, but it's very good for me.
30:40I'm going to destroy that pussy.
30:42You're saved by Jack there though.
30:46Someone can set it really fast.
30:47If Jack gets your line, you're almost...
30:50You know what, even if Castillo gets your line.
30:52Yeah, he's flawless.
30:55I didn't expect him to say the sit on your dick, bruv.
31:00I didn't think I had lines.
31:01I want to put you on my dick, bruv.
31:03I think he had some lines he wouldn't say.
31:05But he had the baddest lines on both the guys.
31:08He's fully on it.
31:10You can do what you want with him now.
31:12Let's do the whole round.
31:14You good too, aren't you?
31:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:18He's a bit too...
31:19He's a bit big.
31:21He's a bit big.
31:22We needed some lines on the thing.
31:25Hey, spin him the other way.
31:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:28I've got to cancel it out.
31:32What's that?
31:33We live on.
31:33Hello, my name's Sophie, and I'm 20.
31:36It's a bit big.
31:38Hi there, I'm Chris.
31:39I'm 29.
31:40I've been stuck in situationship.
31:44I'm not getting paid at all.
31:45I'm not getting paid at all.
31:47So I'm going to say you are lovely.
32:12Guys, that was nuts.
32:14And that's going to be on the internet for life.
32:16that's crazy yeah yeah as they're filming on behind a paywall right yeah
32:32jack you were good i thought um you went in with i think yeah they felt sorry for me
32:38you went in
32:46you don't do stand-up no you're trying i thought you was you'd be a sick stand-up yeah the
32:50timing is
32:51amazing i didn't i don't know i couldn't plan it if i planned it it wouldn't go right
32:58i plan your dick i plan your dick yeah now that was good timing
33:04you got the most yes she got the mercy that's right
33:08who me yeah you did yeah did i i thought it was irish i think you only got one no
33:11it was you
33:12i swear all you have to do to get laid is be irish it's not fair
33:16clearly not i think i think you only got one it is your time to shine
33:21i swear i've got at least two notes maybe two yeah i got two notes how many notes did you
33:25get
33:25three yes yeah thank you guys that's great thank you very much thank you very much
33:32thank you let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go i'll give you a nice one
33:38i think lewis wants to get a couple of social bits we get thumbnails and you guys are good to
33:42go
33:42big louis yeah sure did you have fun i did did you i did i'm surprised you had fun and
33:49i'm very
33:49relieved i thought you'd be traumatized by all that no it's funny you got a guaranteed laugh every time
33:59true also when you go on the internet you can't be bothered about like i feel like i've got the
34:05thicker skin for what people say anyway so someone's telling me to fuck off my face it wouldn't make
34:10a difference the comment section is going to go nuts it's going to be fuck off chris yeah it is
34:16oh yes ma'am come on oh thank you man that was nothing
34:20i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't
34:24know
34:24and then i'll be on this side you got yeah you actually got cooked like your luck off like that
34:31is that funny i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry it made a bit
34:36i'm sorry i'm sorry it's a mix every time
34:37you were saving me i like how you actually backed out
34:43you got any line that got redacted every time
34:45like yeah definitely yeah and i still said it anyway
34:50yeah jack was funny i tried to get chat gpd i looked at it i was like i can't deliver
34:54these
34:55bro like these are whack yeah they were hard no castillo got two mad lines on the guys
34:59oh yeah yeah yeah that was great i said the digital footprint is nuts bro what's that
35:04what's the difference between like you and work tomorrow is that i'm not coming into work tomorrow
35:08oh yeah yeah yeah like um did you like you had a condom yeah that was my life i'm gonna
35:14put you on my
35:14dick
35:15oh man also hinds going off and just going poof yeah that was nuts that was great
35:20i'm just going last night i'm going to fuck off gross every time i had a bad one
35:23i was following sorry there's one but i've been over to get my car juice spanked me
35:29i guess that's okay i enjoyed your improvised lines as well i think they always
35:35they didn't like those they were slapped on yeah they did weddings on the spot
35:40what do you do what the ones with quits when they would oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah my
35:44rory to that one who'd go down well
35:48yeah we were right to give up as well we all said we all said fair enough and then he
35:55read it out
35:56he was like yeah that is bad i'm not being paid for that's too bad
36:03you're funny though
36:05yeah as long as it's funny yeah a little bit yeah
36:15oh now we've got side plus videos we've got three to do uh quite quick and easy ones apparently
36:21so i've heard which should be fun um but i don't know what they are we normally get told
36:26beforehand but this time we have not been so it's just a fun experience experience it first time wow
36:31excitement dairy milk buttons yes yeah what a good point what are your feelings i because they do
36:41they look like buttons oh because you're i would i've never been put off by those no it's the look
36:47of a button they're there they're four the four holes the four holes in the bottom even the two yeah
36:52that's just i just thought i checked before i was like am i gonna unsettle harry by eating some
36:58dairy milk buttons yeah i'm not yeah the sound saying a button doesn't matter to me yeah
37:03it's seeing the button these are all good nice i haven't had these in year yeah you don't really
37:08have buttons like like it's kind of like a kid's what how much is the frodo when you read days
37:17it's like 40p is it 40p 4x and placement that's crazy yeah i will eat this frodo i remember once
37:23as a
37:24kid i got given a pound to go to the like the youth club at the weekend bought 10 fredos
37:32i had like
37:33you know the the box i had like half of the box just in fredos girl comes out because you
37:38know it's
37:38first goes huzzah i'm the king of cum amanda she said yes though i was like no no no she
37:46said no she said no
37:47oh this is a trap i'm the king of the car i tried to yeah and she was like you
37:52always cheek she was like
37:53look nice yeah yeah yeah oh oh that's what you just said yeah it's like heinz talking yeah yeah
38:01that's what i said i said if you compliment them first they might say yes no matter what you did
38:10No, it's different. I quite like the aspect of you guys all picking.
38:14Yeah, it's a 20 plus one, but we just mirrored it to Tinder, aren't we?
38:18And it's funny that you guys write the jokes. It's funny, yeah.
38:22You could tell pretty quick who's... who's a speaker.
38:25I don't know. No, I couldn't. Really.
38:28I had a massive mix of, like, very, like, vulgar ones into cringe, into crude.
38:33Oh, fair enough.
38:34Yeah, I'd switch mine up as well.
38:36See you later, brother.
38:37Nice.
38:39Take care.
38:42See you later.
38:45Big up, man.
38:46You got on your knees and, like...
38:48Yeah, broke it up.
38:48Because it said, I didn't understand it.
38:50He just said, like...
38:51You just draw the drops.
38:52Yeah, I got it after.
38:53Yeah, but you went off. You did way too much.
38:56I know I did. I'm aware now.
38:57Just open your jaw and then say the line.
39:00No, but you put it in a different line, so I quickly read it and I didn't see the bottom
39:03bit.
39:03So you thought, fuck it, I'll get on my knees and just...
39:05Yeah, and as I was doing it, I was like, this doesn't make sense.
39:09You were there for a while, as well.
39:10As you were doing it.
39:12Yeah.
39:12Ages.
39:13Like, please.
39:14Do something.
39:15I thought, yeah.
39:17Well...
39:18Arch was closing.
39:19Arch was closing.
39:19Arch was bad as well.
39:20Mate, her asking about my willy.
39:23Like, no, it's really big.
39:24Let me come back to it.
39:25Who likes it small?
39:27Who likes the small willy?
39:28Sounds ready, let's go!
39:30The screen's not ready though.
39:30All right.
39:31Sounds ready, doesn't look it.
39:33Ooh!
39:34Yeah, I just saw that, but why?
39:36Hello and welcome to Sci Plus Saturdays.
39:38Today is Guess the Police Officer.
39:40In front of us are six contestants claiming to be a police officer.
39:57And that was, I guess we'll call it reverse Tinder.
40:01I don't know.
40:02Banger.
40:03Hopefully you enjoy it.
40:05Hopefully you didn't cringe too much.
40:08Bye!
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