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00:09This is my first virtual feels like I'm back down same I wasn't the virtual one either. It's quite nice
00:18Really? Yeah, it's that home and chillin obviously a week where we haven't got a single shoot nothing going on
00:23So we can't get together in person. So we're just doing it here. Yeah, just got any practice going to
00:30take on the
00:30The French this weekend. What the French are they like? What do you call it roast beef?
00:35Yeah, the roast beefs. The baguettes. The pesky baguettes. The baguettes. They're quite nice the croissants and baguettes.
00:45This is the new one. We don't really know where it's gonna go. The escargot. We have no idea who
00:51really we're playing against.
00:53I don't yeah, I was because I mean was saying like when he originally started talking about he was oh,
00:58yeah
00:58Our team's naff. I was like, oh, yeah, our team's naff too. Don't worry. And now I don't know if
01:02their team is naff
01:03No, I think
01:05They've got some serious ballers in their team that I've seen. I've heard that Nazri might be playing. Is that
01:10allowed? Nazri's going to be playing. Yeah
01:14Yeah, shotgun not defender. Vixar, you can you can you can stop Nazri. You'll find me on the bench, bro.
01:18Fucking
01:19You can't be at the Winchester waiting for it all to blow over
01:23It is actually a this is this is a real loaded game. The fact that we are representing the country
01:28is massive. It is big
01:32This will not go down. Well, it changes. It will not go down. Well, it changes. It will not go
01:36down. Well, it's if we if we
01:37We lose to the French this will not go down. Well, I
01:58It's not like charity match vibes. No, no, no, I think Amin wants it to be
02:03But I don't know if that possibly won't be
02:05No, but I saw no, I saw Amin's
02:06They're hustling us
02:08Yeah, we're getting
02:09Amin's first stream back
02:09Paul sharks
02:10Amin's first stream back said that the side men are the bros. They're the boys
02:14Yeah, whatever
02:14And he said, have you ever heard me say that about any of the Spanish guys? No
02:17He was like, this game would be very fun
02:19It's a hustle, bro
02:20It's a complete hustle
02:21We're getting shocked
02:22The thing is, Amin like played himself down, but he was unreal in the game
02:26Amin's good, man. He was a big guy, big guy, an athletic guy
02:28Yeah, I mean, our team's as good, like
02:31I'm happy with our lineup
02:32We've got the options there that if they have hustled us, we can turn it around
02:36We can hustle back
02:37Yeah, yeah
02:39Manny and half his shoulder just coming in to try and save the day
02:42I'm expecting
02:44A full evening
02:45I'm expecting a full evening
02:49Atmosphere
02:49Hustle, bro. We're gonna step out there. It's gonna be a hustle
02:51We're gonna sit there and look at each other like these fuckers
02:54They've hustled us
02:55You got an England kit on, you're like, shit, we're letting down
02:57I'll be like, yeah, I'll keep the bench warm, guys, bro
03:00Jack Joseph up, Jack Joseph running around in midfield
03:03And I'm sat there going, no, they've done it
03:04They've hustled us
03:06The only upside
03:07Nasri and Vikos go around you
03:08Yeah, no, I'm not having it, bro
03:09I think we've been hustled
03:11The only upside is that a lot of our fans saw the lineups for this year's charity match
03:14And said, why are there so many knackered footballers?
03:17Where are the good old English, you know, football-playing players?
03:20Well, you've got, you know, you've got them all both sides this time
03:23So let's see what kind of game it makes
03:25Yeah, I'm actually quite excited
03:26It'll be fun
03:27If it's a good, as long as it's a good game
03:29Yeah
03:29Like, I'm actually excited to play in it
03:31I'm playing like a proper, like, competitive match
03:33It will be different
03:34So different
03:34It'll be like, uh
03:35It'll be like the 2-1
03:37Was it 2-1 or 2-0?
03:39Nah, it can't be that
03:40It was 2-0
03:412-0
03:412-0
03:41It can't be that though
03:43Sidemen charity match
03:44Sidemen score nil
03:45Nil pois
03:46We need to bring the same seven element to it
03:48Where there's lots of goals, surely
03:50It's not our game, mate
03:51It's not our game
03:52It's not our game, they've asked us to play
03:53They're going to fuck
03:53They've hustled us, they're going to batter us
03:55It ain't our game, bro
03:56We've got no narrative control
03:58They are going to try it
03:59Take the stream down halfway through
04:00Half-time, the stream goes offline
04:01Vicos has got his fucking piece in our mouth, mate
04:05That's what's happened
04:06Ethan, don't get food poisoning
04:08I need you
04:08No, no, no
04:09I'm controlling the midfield
04:10From today onwards
04:12Yeah
04:12I eat bread
04:13Okay, good
04:14Baguettes
04:15Eat baguettes
04:16Baguettes only
04:17Seven day baguette challenge
04:19I'm not having it
04:20Not risking it
04:21Oh shit
04:22It kind of scares me
04:24Nah, it'll be fine
04:26It goes one or two ways, right?
04:28If we go
04:28And we get touched
04:30Yeah
04:31Like
04:32They had a good team
04:33But we got touched
04:33If we go
04:34And it's
04:35And we win
04:37But like
04:37You know what I mean
04:38What if no one can score though?
04:40It's a win-win, right?
04:40What if no one can score?
04:42Well
04:42We've got Kieran Carlin in goal
04:44So they'll score against us
04:46Yeah, he's alright
04:47But if you shoot on distance
04:48Yeah, it could be an issue
04:50Yeah
04:51How good is he?
04:51How good is he?
04:52How good is Kieran?
04:54Yeah, like compared to like
04:55A sketch or X
04:57Oh, he's way better
04:58Way better
04:58He's like double a sketch
05:00Okay, cool
05:01If you
05:01I could even give you a triple
05:03You know
05:03A 2.5x
05:042.5x
05:05I would say
05:062.5x
05:07Okay, fair
05:08He's decent
05:09He has no idea how good their goalkeeper is
05:11That's the key
05:11He's not blessed with the goalkeeping genetics
05:14No
05:14And he's quite nice at all
05:15I mean, he's the same height as me
05:17So he don't fill the goal
05:19Yeah
05:19Yeah, so I guess
05:20I guess if Vicos and Tibbs are at Cam shooting
05:22In the top bins
05:23It's kind of done
05:23Who's Vicos and Tibbs?
05:24Oh, they're the TikTok guys
05:26They're like pros
05:27The TikTok guys
05:27You'd have seen them before
05:28Yeah, Tibbs
05:29There's two of them
05:31There's three
05:32It's THIBS
05:33It's THIBS
05:33Shall I just stay at home lads?
05:35Shall I just miss my trade?
05:36No, no, no
05:37We need you
05:37I think you come and
05:38We need you to occupy the defenders, bro
05:40And what?
05:40If you occupy the defenders
05:42Yeah, occupy the defenders with someone who can score
05:44It works in the charity match
05:46Because everyone's like
05:47They know Vic can't score
05:49Maybe you go in defence
05:51Oh, even better idea
05:52We conceded within three seconds
05:54Within 30 seconds of me going in defence at the last match
05:57I got my goal
05:58I came back
05:59And I thought
05:59Oh, you know what?
06:00Me and Nick all jump in defence
06:01We conceded 30 seconds later
06:03After JJ ran through me
06:05Good
06:05You did a job
06:06That means you did a job
06:06That's perfect
06:08Whilst we're still speaking on Football Chat
06:10Can I raise something that's really irking me?
06:13Go on
06:14What could it be?
06:15Oh, okay
06:15Arsenal fans
06:16And winning the league
06:18Congratulations
06:18I love it
06:19Well done
06:19You're fantastic
06:2022 years, I get it
06:21Why the fuck
06:23Is it a phenomenon
06:24Just amongst these lot
06:25To find the youngest picture of them in Arsenal
06:28Their only fan base to do it
06:30And the minute they won the league
06:32They've got this picture of them
06:33From when they're like
06:33A baby
06:35A baby like this
06:36I don't get it, bro
06:37Maybe they've been waiting since then though
06:39You get it, you support Arsenal, bro
06:41They've been waiting since then
06:42Hey, hey
06:43I'm a full-time member of the Celebration Police
06:46I stand with the Celebration Police
06:48Only for Arsenal
06:49Bro
06:50I will say that
06:51I'm all
06:52I hate that we've got so many Arsenal fans as friends
06:54It's so annoying
06:54But like it is
06:55It's quite sweet
06:56It's cool, it's cool
06:57Like the celebrations are sick
06:59Like everything
06:59I was scrolling last night
07:01After knowing that West Ham is still in the fire
07:03I was scrolling
07:04I was like, fuck man
07:05I remember what winning the cup felt like
07:07And I know what
07:08I know what they're going through
07:09Up until like five
07:10And I know what
07:11I know what it feels like, bro
07:12It's like pure ecstasy
07:13It's the actual proper celebration for it as well
07:15Yeah, yeah
07:15That feels like
07:16I wish it went to the final day
07:18It should have gone to the final
07:20Yeah, that's a neutral
07:21I wanted it to go to the final day
07:22Both the Tottenham West Ham thing
07:23And Arsenal City
07:24That one is going to the final day
07:26I wanted both
07:27Yeah
07:28It was a sick Saturday then
07:29It would have been really cool
07:30It would have been really cool
07:30It's Sunday, no?
07:31Is it Saturday or Sunday?
07:32It's Sunday
07:32I don't know
07:33It's also while we're at France
07:34It's before the game
07:34You would have missed all of it
07:36You would have missed it, right?
07:37For the France game
07:39No, it's in the day
07:40It's before the France game
07:40It's in the day
07:41I came to the evening
07:42I kick off at like 9 o'clock
07:44This is insane
07:45I thought it was 8
07:46West Ham could get relegated
07:47And England could lose
07:48All in the same day
07:49And I'm at the hands of one of them
07:53FIRE
07:54It's a bad day for you around
07:55Why am I coming to France, boys?
07:57What's going on?
07:57No, we need you
07:58Bro
08:00You played more 90 minute football
08:02games than most
08:03You have more experience
08:04Yeah
08:05You played stadiums more than most people
08:06Bro, you played for Portville
08:08You played for Portville
08:09Come on!
08:09You won a penalty at Portville
08:11Are we going to get cooked in the
08:11Like, see a charity match
08:13Like, oh, Harry gets the ball
08:15Everyone, cheers
08:15I'm excited
08:16Oh, it's going to be a booze
08:17Booze
08:18Booze
08:18We're the Ross Biffs
08:19We're the Ross Biffs
08:20We're the Ross Biffs
08:21We're the Ross Biffs
08:21We're the Ross Biffs
08:21I'm going to experience racism at this game
08:24Unfortunately
08:26It's true
08:27No, no
08:29Now I'll really have the true footballer experience, right?
08:32Thank you very much
08:33I didn't sign up for this
08:34I don't even like football
08:36Imagine I'm there
08:37I'm going to fumble the ball
08:39Everyone's going to laugh at me
08:39And say racist things
08:41I can't wait
08:42I'll give you something worse than that
08:44Oh no
08:44Okay, you ready for this?
08:45You're going to get megged
08:46And the whole crowd's going to go
08:47Whoosh!
08:48Whoosh!
08:49Just start screaming like
08:50Oh
08:51It's over
08:52I'll sit on the bench
08:53I'll stay on the bench
08:54They are going to like
08:55They're going to hit and whistle at us
08:56Yeah
08:56Big time
08:57I don't know man
08:59Yeah
08:59Of course it's France
09:01Yeah
09:02We'd crucify them
09:03Yeah
09:03Like
09:04I mean that's the only good thing we can say to Amin here
09:06Is like
09:07Okay that like
09:07If this guys does well for whatever reason
09:10And like
09:10Come over here
09:11Come here and we'll abuse you
09:13Let's see what it's like
09:14Yeah
09:15Nah I think we'll be fine
09:16If he was just like
09:17Amin
09:17Amin versus Sidemen
09:20It wouldn't be as
09:21The fact that it's France
09:22They know every player
09:23They don't know us
09:24They ain't know us little bro
09:25I wonder if they will
09:26Yeah they're not going to know us
09:27I know the French team
09:28No
09:29They got like
09:29They got serious rappers and stuff on their team
09:31Mmm
09:32We got serious rappers on our team man
09:34Come on
09:34We got this
09:35Come on
09:35They're not really friendly guys
09:38They're really friendly guys though
09:39Can they ball?
09:40Be serious rapper
09:42Well to be fair
09:43I don't know which rapper I did the trailer with
09:45But he was quite sound
09:46I mean Amin said he's a gangster guy
09:49Yeah
09:50If he said
09:53If he realised it wasn't
09:55Oh when he said it was his mum or something
09:56Yeah yeah yeah
09:57And he was like
09:57He's not talking to me right?
10:00He's like
10:00If he's talking to me
10:01Big problem
10:02Amin was like
10:03Nah he's like serious gangster from Paris streets
10:06Nah he's a big cuddly teddy man
10:08He was fine
10:08Yeah
10:11So did they
10:12Have they sold out tickets?
10:13I don't even know what a ticket situation is
10:15I think it has sold out
10:15It sold out in a few days
10:16Yeah
10:17It sold out the game
10:18Yeah they're the biggest creators in France
10:20They sold out 43,000 seats
10:23There's hopefully 2,000 of you guys from Side Plus coming to support us
10:26But that's what we got
10:27We got 2,000
10:28Probably not
10:29We've probably got 1,000 people who know who we are in this little slice of the stadium
10:32We're so cursed
10:32And we've got 44,000 French people calling us Ross Vips
10:35Also even if there's a
10:37If there's French
10:38I'm kind of looking forward to it
10:39It's funny
10:40It's entertainment
10:41If there's French Side Plus fans that have taken our allocation
10:44But then they just shout for the French anyway
10:47Stitched us
10:50Any fans come over will be sick
10:53We need Ultras
10:54We should have employed Ultras
10:55Yeah we should have actually
10:56Yeah for sure
10:57The Ultras aren't doing anything
10:58Even the 500 Ultras aren't drowning out the fucking product
11:01The French are all Ultras bro
11:03Like them, they're crackheads
11:04They actually are
11:05We need a bunch of Black Millwall and West Ham fans
11:07Can you hire some and just send them there?
11:09Yeah, please
11:09You've got to hold down the fort for us please
11:12We'll have to give them once
11:12On the same team
11:13It's gonna be mad
11:14I can't even find out the links
11:15Can't believe you guys haven't deeped it yet
11:17I've been realising this is the problem
11:19Yeah I've just never deeped it
11:20I've deeped it
11:20And even charity match
11:21I've actually trained for the charity match a little bit
11:23Where like
11:24I've not
11:24Done anything since
11:27Now I'm like 3 days
11:284 days away
11:29I'm like oh shit maybe I should have done so
11:30I'm trying to find all the
11:31Is there like a different internet in France?
11:34Because I'm looking
11:34I guess technically
11:35Yeah because I'm Googling
11:36And there's just nothing about it
11:37But I guess like in France it's obviously sold out
11:39.fr
11:39You need to search the words in French
11:41It's going to be different because it's in French
11:42Yeah
11:43They all banged Snapchat as well though
11:45Don't they?
11:46Snapchat's gigantic over there
11:48Yeah
11:49Even like when he did the trailer
11:50His interactions on
11:54Twitter was crazy
11:55Like mental
11:57Well you know lad
11:58It'll be a laugh
11:59It'll be a laugh
12:00It will be
12:01What's laugh in French?
12:03I don't even know
12:04We've never been like the villains before as well
12:06Kind of like
12:06Yeah
12:07Different for us
12:08Yeah yeah
12:08We've never had that before
12:10So it's quite nice
12:10What's the French word for
12:12It will be a laugh
12:13Yeah we're going to get fucking like
12:14I've never had 40,000 people like fucking wishing on my downfall
12:18Hate you
12:18Yeah
12:19That's what I mean
12:19It's so different for us
12:21Yeah yeah
12:22We either sink or we swim guys
12:24That's basically where it is
12:25On the
12:26We realise we're made for it or not made for it
12:29Here we go
12:29That's the day
12:30That's the reckoning day
12:31On va bien rigolet
12:32We're going to have a good laugh
12:35Yeah
12:35Fuck yeah
12:36Fuck yeah
12:38But at least on our side of like the stream and stuff
12:40We're going to have Steven try a Spencer
12:41That saves it
12:42The usual
12:42The usual stuff
12:43Yeah yeah yeah yeah
12:45Cause then Steven just rinsed us the whole time alongside this
12:47Which is good
12:48Rinsed from the crowd
12:48Rinsed from the commentary
12:49You know
12:51People have been asking for Roast of the Sidemen 3
12:53It could be this weekend
12:54Is this
12:55Yeah
12:56Well to be fair cause
12:57Yeah there's only a
12:58I don't think they're all our team
12:59But I'm thinking like how many French jokes has he concocted
13:01Like he must have like
13:02Unlimited
13:03Oh true
13:03Unlimited
13:04I don't hear what the French commentators say about us
13:07Like they have to get it translated
13:09Yeah
13:10Yeah
13:10Oh my god yeah
13:12And here we have a player from Sidemen
13:14Who's doing their commentary?
13:15The guy with the big head
13:16He's on
13:17On
13:18On
13:18On
13:18On
13:18On
13:18For goal
13:23On
13:33On
13:41On
13:42On
13:44On
13:44On
13:46On
13:51On
13:55On
13:58On
14:04On
14:06On
14:06On
14:06On
14:06On
14:08On
14:08On
14:16On
14:24On
14:29On
14:30On
14:32On
14:33On
14:35On
14:39On
14:41On
14:42On
14:43On
14:44On
14:44On
14:44On
14:44On
14:44On
14:44On
14:47computer
14:47And
14:48On
14:49I'm like, what does that mean?
14:49They signed the constitution.
14:52It means that...
14:53Independent from that point?
14:54Yeah, so they were independents
14:56to avoid being ceded to Sweden
15:00after Denmark and Norway's devastating defeat
15:03in the Napoleonic Wars.
15:06So that was a union between Sweden and Norway.
15:11So you got to celebrate with them
15:12and you was not involved in a fight at all?
15:14Nah, but you know me.
15:15I love a party.
15:16We were getting on it.
15:18So they all wear their, like, suits.
15:20It's quite nice seeing everyone dress up in suits
15:22and, like, the traditional dresses
15:23and stuff from their history.
15:25And it is pretty much just a day of drinking and partying.
15:28It's the same as what the Irish do in St. Patrick's.
15:30Yeah, you put in clips of, like, tequila at 9.30 in the morning.
15:32Yeah, so it was a 39-person brunch
15:34that started at 8 a.m.
15:36Jesus Christ.
15:37With bottles of champagne.
15:39Then we finished the brunch and the shots came out.
15:42We were hitting shots of tequila.
15:43That's it.
15:44And then we bring straight.
15:45Surely people are not making it through the day here.
15:47If you're starting at fucking 8 a.m.
15:49When did it end?
15:50We started with...
15:51I wouldn't see midday.
15:52We started with 39 at breakfast at 8 a.m.
15:56And then I think I sacked it off
15:59just after the fireworks after midnight
16:02and there were, like, seven of us left.
16:04So, yeah, people dropped off.
16:06Harry actually wouldn't make midday.
16:08You're actually alright.
16:08That was Harry's start so he ain't stopping.
16:10It was good, though, because...
16:12Not on that day.
16:12We went to, like, three different bars.
16:14So we just kind of...
16:15People dropped off as the day went on,
16:17but everyone was hitting their peak form
16:19at different points in the day.
16:21So it was a rolling party.
16:24And, yeah, very good fun.
16:26What kind of stuff are they doing?
16:27Are they dancing in the streets?
16:28Yeah, they have a parade.
16:30They're dancing in the streets.
16:32They're drinking drinks.
16:35Drinking drinks.
16:35Straight.
16:36It's good, man.
16:39Yeah, I've come up with a fun...
16:40On the spot, because you mentioned Norway,
16:42I came up with a fun little game we could do.
16:44You ready for this?
16:45You gotta rank the five Nordic countries
16:48from worst to best.
16:50Based on what?
16:52Well, wherever we want.
16:53We can...
16:54Whatever we want.
16:54You've got Sweden, Norway, Iceland, Finland, Denmark.
16:56I've got friends with all of them, man.
16:58I know, that's why...
16:59Yeah, yeah.
17:00I've not been to Norway.
17:02I've only been to Denmark, Sweden, and Iceland.
17:04No, actually, Denmark.
17:04Denmark, I don't have any Danish friends.
17:08Denmark's going bottom for me, I think,
17:09just because of the lack of...
17:10I think maybe I'm wrong here,
17:12but lack of stunning scenery as much.
17:14Okay.
17:15Fair.
17:16I mean, you missed that on Horsens, bro.
17:18Yeah, Horsens.
17:19And the home of Lego Billund.
17:21Yeah.
17:22Nah, for me, I'd have to also put Denmark bottom.
17:25Just no personal ties, I'm afraid.
17:27Yeah, fuck.
17:28Fair.
17:29And then...
17:31I might put...
17:32I might put...
17:33I might put...
17:34Oh, I don't know.
17:34I ain't been to...
17:35I've been to Sweden.
17:36I don't know.
17:36I'm not going to put Finland fourth.
17:38But they have Lapland.
17:39You enjoyed Lapland.
17:40They got...
17:40Lapland's good.
17:41Lapland's good.
17:42Have you been?
17:42Did you go to Finland?
17:43We went to Finland, did we?
17:44Nah, I haven't been to Lapland.
17:45Oh, mate.
17:46Oh, you can't judge until you've been, bro.
17:48It's the home of Christmas.
17:50If you took Olive...
17:51If you took Olive to Lapland,
17:53you would put it...
17:54Yeah.
17:54Yeah, maybe.
17:55She would find her magic.
17:57I've not been to Finland.
17:57No, we filmed there, no?
17:59No.
18:00We've been there.
18:00I've been there twice.
18:01Yeah, we did.
18:02On the glacier, where was you?
18:03That was Iceland.
18:04Nah, it wasn't there.
18:05It was...
18:07We did the most expensive Christmas.
18:09Christmas video.
18:10Oh, Christmas video.
18:11Oh, but even much with me.
18:12It was me, Harry, and Toby.
18:13And then we went...
18:14We went to Wonderland.
18:15We did go another time.
18:17We went on a carousel.
18:18We went on a carousel one, no.
18:20Yeah.
18:20Now, I've done Finland.
18:22And Iceland and Sweden.
18:24I could...
18:24I don't know.
18:25I mean, Finland is a very flat country,
18:27and then it gets mountains towards the top.
18:30The only thing you're saying is Lapland.
18:32That's the only thing it's got, yeah?
18:33It's fourth.
18:35They have a great blue cheese pizza.
18:37All right.
18:38And nice few resorts.
18:39It's fourth.
18:40Is Iceland all that, though?
18:42Let's be real.
18:43Is it?
18:44Is it, though?
18:47I'm stuck between...
18:48I'm torn between...
18:48I think Sweden's one of the three.
18:49I'm torn between Norway and Iceland
18:51for the number one, I think.
18:52I don't know.
18:52Wow.
18:52I haven't been to Norway.
18:53I haven't done it yet.
18:55Okay, we have to put Finland in four, then.
18:57Fair?
18:57Sorry, Finland.
18:58I do think it's Norway or Iceland for number one.
19:00It has to be.
19:01Sorry, you Lopukki.
19:03Yeah, I don't know.
19:04I haven't been to Sweden enough.
19:05Stockholm is insane.
19:07You've been, right, Josh?
19:09Mm-hmm.
19:09Yeah.
19:10Sick place.
19:11It's just very pretty.
19:13They made Avicii as well.
19:15A lot of great musicians.
19:17Swedish housematia.
19:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:18Where would we be without Swedish housematia?
19:20Abba, then, you know me.
19:22Abba.
19:22Abba, yeah, okay.
19:24I'll not be up.
19:25Sorry, Lopukki.
19:26You're forgetting about the main event.
19:28Norway made Haaland, though, so.
19:30The Gjoktaker.
19:31You're forgetting about the Gjoktaker.
19:32Is he Swedish?
19:33Yeah.
19:33They'll get Haaland's, bro.
19:35I can't believe that everyone called...
19:37I don't know.
19:37The amount of times on Twitter I see people calling him
19:41Vickstar Gokkerez.
19:45I don't get it.
19:47Yeah, and I think the coast of Norway...
19:49Maybe it's Iceland-Norway, you know.
19:51Maybe it's Norway to comment, so I don't know what to say.
19:54I don't know that Iceland is all that.
19:55You know what?
19:56Blue Lagoon, disappointing to me.
20:00Wow.
20:00We went on that cheapest, expensive,
20:02and I was just like, I think it's overhyped.
20:05It does smell of poo.
20:06It does smell of poo.
20:06I think it's...
20:07It does smell of poo.
20:08Overhyped.
20:08It's a private lagoon, though.
20:10Yeah, you guys gooned in it.
20:12Yeah.
20:12It is beautiful, though, isn't it?
20:14Iceland is beautiful, like, because it's just nothingness.
20:15Where me and Harry went for Chris MD's video was outrageous.
20:20That was just insane.
20:21Oh, that's up in Norway.
20:22That was in Norway, yeah.
20:23Actually, it might be Norway one, you know.
20:26That for me, when we landed there, I was like, this is just insane.
20:30I have a counter for Norway.
20:32Again, a lot of good friends there.
20:34Their capital, Oslo.
20:35Bit max.
20:36Like, Bergen is beautiful, like, this little coastal town
20:40with seven mountains around it that you can hike up,
20:43and it's beautiful.
20:44It's beautiful, also the rainiest city in Europe,
20:47and also happens to be where Alan Walker and Kygo are from.
20:51So, you know, it's raining all the time,
20:52so they're locked inside on FL Studio.
20:55But Oslo, not all that.
20:57Like, Stockholm clears Oslo out the park.
21:00Okay.
21:00So.
21:01I will say, I think overall,
21:04the Scandinavian country is pretty good.
21:05Beautiful.
21:06They're all really great.
21:07Big fan of the Scandi country.
21:08It's a hard tier list.
21:09So what are we saying?
21:10We're saying Denmark at the bottom,
21:13Denmark, Finland,
21:15Sweden.
21:16Sweden.
21:17Wait, Sweden 3?
21:18I don't know.
21:19I think Sweden is top 2.
21:20They're discussing Iceland or Norway,
21:21one or two.
21:22Of course it has to be Sweden 3.
21:23It was the big one on Iceland at number 3, I think.
21:25Yeah, and no one was against it.
21:28I don't think you can put Iceland above Norway or Sweden,
21:31to be honest.
21:32It's nice.
21:32Maybe it's not big enough.
21:33Yeah, I don't hate that argument.
21:35I could do Iceland, Sweden, Norway,
21:37but I haven't seen...
21:38Good things come in small packages.
21:40And that is what it is.
21:41Iceland, Sweden, Norway.
21:42I've had, I've had like two or three of my,
21:45I think I've been there three times.
21:46I've had two or three of my best life experiences in Iceland.
21:49So like, it has to be.
21:52Yeah, I agree.
21:52Have you been to Sweden, Norway or Finland?
21:56Yeah, I've been to Norway.
21:58Yeah.
21:59Yeah.
21:59I've been to Denmark.
22:00Was that, that was a good, good experience?
22:02Great, yeah.
22:04Yeah.
22:04You had a great time in Norway.
22:05I'd say all the snow stuff you can do in Iceland,
22:08you can do in Finland and Norway and Sweden.
22:13But Anton.
22:15Anton.
22:16Anton is a...
22:17Anton residency, bro.
22:19This is the thing.
22:19Anton is king of Norway.
22:21Anton is his cronies, bro.
22:23There we go.
22:23Anton is his cronies.
22:27The Icelandic cronies, bro.
22:29Love it.
22:30It's a tricky top.
22:32Iceman.
22:33Anton is the Iceman, bro.
22:37What are we saying?
22:37I think we move on, Vic.
22:39Start.
22:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:40We've got to finish the list.
22:41No, we've got to finish the list.
22:43It's a race from Sweden, Norway.
22:46Sweden, Norway.
22:46Sweden, Norway.
22:47Cool.
22:47Yeah, I need to go Norway.
22:48I need to stick it off.
22:49So let's make a video there, please.
22:50Like a little fjord road trip.
22:51We almost did.
22:52We almost did.
22:53Yeah, we almost hiked it.
22:55We can still be great.
22:56Josh, would you like to come on a hike?
22:58Yeah, I didn't get to go on a hike.
22:59That's crazy.
23:00And it was great.
23:01It was really good.
23:02Video of all time.
23:03I would like to go on a hike.
23:04All right.
23:05We'll take you up that Norway fucking...
23:06It's a fucking climb, though.
23:07My God.
23:08That's all right.
23:08It's the climb.
23:10It wasn't the cool one of The Rock, was it?
23:12Wasn't like not Tortuga or something?
23:13Yeah, it was the cool one.
23:14That's the rock.
23:15Yeah, yeah.
23:16That'd be cool, yeah.
23:16Hike has to come back, I reckon.
23:18You're a hike back.
23:19I'm down for that.
23:19Hashtag hike back.
23:20What else happened this week?
23:22Southampton got cooked in the playoffs.
23:23Did you see that?
23:24Oh my God, yeah.
23:24Vic's not give a shit.
23:25Yeah, let's move.
23:26Let's not do a football.
23:27Football, football, football.
23:28Okay.
23:29You going go-karting?
23:30Did you carry on that?
23:31We did do go-karting.
23:32Oh, yeah.
23:33Yeah, we did do go-karting.
23:33Yeah, yeah.
23:34That was...
23:35Did you beat the Met Police?
23:36Nah, we did.
23:37We did.
23:38That was like...
23:39That was like Vets Football turning up to like...
23:42It was bad, man.
23:43What's it?
23:43Send your frogs, come senior frogs.
23:45Oh, facts.
23:46Yeah, there you go.
23:47Yeah, yeah.
23:48Yeah, yeah.
23:49Come on, come on.
23:49He's locked in.
23:50He's locked in.
23:52Yeah, bro.
23:53That was...
23:53I'll tell you what.
23:55The end result was actually pretty good, I think.
23:58Yeah, it wasn't awful.
24:0046 karts, we come 20th.
24:03That's always pretty good.
24:04But we were racing F1 reserve drivers, F2 drivers, F3 drivers.
24:09It was the sweatiest...
24:09So that's a really good result, no?
24:11Yeah, it is.
24:11It was the sweatiest thing.
24:12It was decent, yeah.
24:13The sweatiest thing we ever signed up for.
24:15And we had 15 minutes of penalties.
24:19So...
24:19Oh, what?
24:20Who got them?
24:20Well, Chris MD got three of the things.
24:26Yeah, he...
24:27Can we come on, go back and see you've got warnings for stuff, can we?
24:29I'm trying to think, what was the penalties for?
24:31Is it just like...
24:31Chris MD's...
24:33He's sped in the pit lane.
24:35Chris MD did.
24:35Chris got a two-lap penalty within five seconds of being in a car.
24:38He just got in, sped in the pit lane, and we got a two-lap penalty.
24:41And there's ladies with guns just doing this constantly.
24:44You did it a bunch of hard.
24:46That is seriously sweaty, then.
24:47Oh, yeah.
24:48Oh, really sweaty.
24:50Then you get five warnings, whether it's contact, track limits, whatever the case is.
24:55You get five, then it resets.
24:57And then once you've got five, you have to come in for a black flag.
25:01But I got in my car, right?
25:05Well, no need to say that, Matt.
25:06There's no need to put that in the chat.
25:07Yeah, no need to put that, bro.
25:07He said, send your phone to 30 laps behind the leader for your info.
25:12How long is a lap?
25:13One minute?
25:14One minute.
25:14No, I didn't think it was a long lap.
25:15A long lap is your idea, yeah.
25:17Wait, and you're still 30 laps behind?
25:18But that's not bad.
25:20I want to sleep 24 hours.
25:22It's a day.
25:23Get in the car, Josh.
25:24I almost got recruited.
25:25So Harry was like, you don't fancy driving tomorrow, do you?
25:27How many laps did you do in total, roughly?
25:29Hundreds.
25:30Fucking hundreds.
25:31It's 24 hours, isn't it?
25:33Hundreds and hundreds.
25:34Because I'm trying to work out.
25:35If it was a two minute lap, it'd be 30 an hour, it'd be what?
25:37It adds up very quickly.
25:38I think we did nearly...
25:39I think we probably did like 700, 800 laps.
25:41Around 900, so yeah, if you're 30 behind the leaders, I don't...
25:45A lot.
25:45I don't mind that.
25:46I don't mind that at all.
25:47But I jumped in the car, and on my out lap, I had to get on the radio, and it
25:53said Kart
25:5352, black flag.
25:54I said, Freezy?
25:55I said, Freezy, I don't know what's going on, but he's telling me I've got a black flag
25:58on my out lap.
26:00And then he goes, oh yeah, you've got to come in and serve it.
26:03Chris, indeed, just didn't go in.
26:04And then, so I served it.
26:07Wait, hang on.
26:08Did he get...
26:08Did Chris get the five, and then just like come in and do it?
26:12Yes, yeah.
26:12So then I go round to my out lap, I can see the screen, and I go, Freezy, bro, I've
26:16got
26:16to come in.
26:17And he goes, yeah, oh yeah, you do, unfortunately.
26:19So that's more wasted time.
26:21Then, the morning stint, we was meant to have our service stop.
26:24Chris and Dee, Chris and Dee just ignored the service stop, so then I had to serve it
26:29on mine.
26:31He's Chris fast, bro.
26:32That's like Chris had a howler then, really.
26:33Is he fast?
26:33He's all right.
26:34Yeah, he's actually all right.
26:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:36It was the first time on the track.
26:37It was really funny, because he went out in the fucking rain.
26:40He was like, I've studied all the wet drivers today.
26:42He went to the top deck and just watched everyone.
26:44And then he went out, he sped in the pit lane, and then he put it in a wall twice.
26:53He put it in the wall properly.
26:55Yeah, proper, proper put it in the wall.
26:56It was so funny.
26:58We're all sad.
26:59A YouTuber would be so cool to do, to be honest.
27:01Even if you had all the senior frogs as captains, it'd be such a cool thing to do.
27:04Tell you what was awesome.
27:05There was a low-power Citroen and BMW race, 24-hour happening on an actual Silverstone
27:11at the same time.
27:12At the same time.
27:13Yeah.
27:13It was insane.
27:14So you're driving around the circuit, and you're looking ahead of you, and there's
27:17fucking light-up cars going around the circuit.
27:19It was so cool.
27:19It was really good.
27:20I woke up at like 4 or 5 a.m. in the morning, went out on the balcony of our
27:23gaff, and just
27:24watched them all bombing it down back straight.
27:27We've leveled up now, because we used to sleep in a caravan, now we've got the fucking...
27:30We've got the escapade.
27:33The escapade.
27:34You don't want to see the boys pull up in escapade.
27:37Wait, wait, I've got a couple of picks.
27:38So is that go-kunt track currently there now?
27:40Yeah, it is, yeah.
27:41Is it currently there, the track?
27:41Yeah, it's hosting championships, everything.
27:43Look, I'll try and put some pickies of a...
27:45However, when they do the Silverstone Grand Prix, they fucking like, like, cover it, they
27:49plank over it and put a stand on top of it.
27:51Yeah, but here you go.
27:52I assume that must kill the grot, I don't know.
27:54It must be where the rallycross track used to be.
27:56I'm trying to think where it is in Silverstone.
27:57I'm sending you some pics of Mia Escapade in the group chat, one sec.
28:00No, I don't think it's there.
28:01It's by, it's behind, you know the museum?
28:03It's just behind the museum.
28:05Yeah.
28:05It's literally, like, there, yeah.
28:07I'm just saying, we canned the idea of the Sidemen race video, but with a track like
28:15Silverstone...
28:15Well, no, no, no, no, no, we didn't can the video, we canned the...
28:18The event.
28:18We canned the stream, right?
28:20No, but I'm saying, with this new track and the infrastructure they have set up...
28:23Oh, mate, mate, mate.
28:24Could it be back on?
28:25Like, imagine that you, yeah, they send your frogs and a few other people are captains,
28:28they draft from a pool of drivers, and we, you know, like, we know who can actually
28:33drive karts, and they're in one pool, and they're in another pool.
28:36If we did it, I think a two or three hour event would be really cool.
28:39I think 24 is a bit.
28:40Nah, I'll tell you what you need to do.
28:43You need to do, like, a six hour, I think.
28:46Yeah, six.
28:46And you make the focus, because then you make the focus, and then you make the focus is
28:49the whole, um, because all the drama basically comes from, also, watching Go Kart, and I
28:53don't think it would translate that well into a YouTube video, but all the drama behind
28:57the scenes, we're like, where the fuck is it?
28:59Who is it?
29:00You're on next.
29:00No one's suited.
29:01The mic isn't working.
29:02Like, the whole drama behind it is what makes it.
29:04Two hours is just, like, two hours by myself.
29:08Yeah.
29:08Yeah, pretty funny, but, like, we can still, like, Simon proved it with the Paddle event.
29:11Like, sometimes we go to, like, charity match levels.
29:14We can do a regular level and do it on more Sidemen, make it a sick event, a cool event.
29:19It hasn't got to be, like, ticketed or anything.
29:20It's just us there, like you did to Silverstone.
29:21Yeah.
29:22And even on the stream, you have loads of interviews, and like you said, all the drama behind
29:25the scenes, more than just a constant coverage of the Go Karts.
29:27It is a lot.
29:27I do think it'd be possible to do it really well, actually.
29:30I do think.
29:32Good commentator, too.
29:33Get the fucking mics to work, the radios to work as well, please.
29:35Good commentator.
29:37No, they did this year.
29:38They did this year.
29:40Just about, by the way.
29:41Just about.
29:43I want to see music while going around.
29:45This is Chris MD.
29:46You'll be calling him in.
29:47I can't hear you.
29:48It's falling out my ears.
29:52What can you do, though?
29:53Is that your ear?
29:54No, no, no.
29:54He's going, if you want me in, just scream down the mic.
29:57So then we scream down the mic.
29:58And he goes, I'm just going to stay out then.
30:01But you told us to scream, so we screamed.
30:04Can't you wave at him?
30:05He should say that wave at me.
30:05No, we had to.
30:06We had to get the whiteboard back out.
30:07We had to get the board up, yeah.
30:09Fuck, fuck.
30:09He's got even more in the board as well.
30:11I'm going to stay out.
30:12I can't hear you.
30:13That sounds fun, though.
30:13I'm not going to lie.
30:14It's a great, it's like, it's half, we were saying it right there, it's like, it's fun
30:18looking back at it.
30:20And there's moments of fun.
30:21Yeah.
30:21But there's a lot of ass.
30:23I woke up, I arrived on the day, I arrived on the day, and I'd really tumbled out of bed
30:30on the wrong side.
30:31I was like, I just could not be fucked for this thing at all.
30:36But then by the time you actually get into it, I started liking it.
30:39But then when I knew that I was 11pm, it's just finished raining, wet track.
30:44But then it's like when the track's evolving, so like some bits are getting dry, some bits
30:48are almost worse.
30:49So you don't know what you're doing.
30:51I'd say, ah, get me out of this fucking car.
30:55I guess it would be more fun of the day if you knew every single person who's driving
30:57as well, to be honest.
30:58Yeah.
30:59It's a good laugh.
30:59That makes sense.
31:00Yeah.
31:00We kind of need, that's what we kind of missed that, it's because they didn't do, the way
31:03they always do it at Buckmore is they have a rookie class and a pro class, right?
31:07So we always had a chance in the rookie class, even though the pros are the thing.
31:10And also the Quadrant often did it.
31:13There was another.
31:14To bounce off of as well, it's nice.
31:15Yeah, you just need, you kind of need other teams that you know.
31:17It sounds like we need to do it next year.
31:21That's the event.
31:23There was no story now.
31:24Well look, we've done Wendley twice now.
31:25What's the big deal?
31:26We'll do Silverstone next, the Sidemen charity race.
31:30True.
31:32Yeah, it's definitely something to work.
31:33It could be really fun, but it's just going to be a fucking set up and a half.
31:36Yeah.
31:36But also, it looks like the blueprint is kind of there, because Silverstone have run it
31:39themselves, right?
31:40They did it.
31:40I think if you...
31:41Yeah, but no, I mean more about the every cart being, you'd have to say you've got 10 teams,
31:45I'd say.
31:46Yeah.
31:46But here's your other problem, right?
31:48Distinguishing.
31:48You need 40 carts on the circuit, because the circuit's so fucking big, if you have
31:53like just 10 teams, you're not going to get any battles.
31:56You're just going to have people...
31:57Matter of course, the carts are the same team out at the same time.
32:00Like a quick lap round there is 1.16.
32:03The freaks will get into the 1.15.
32:06What's Buckmore?
32:07If it's like 50.
32:09Would it be a better place?
32:10It doesn't have to be the Silverstone circuit, does it?
32:12No, it's just because we've rinsed Buckmore.
32:14Yeah, I feel like you've seen Buckmore.
32:16Yeah, they'll do.
32:16They'll do good at that as well.
32:17Yeah, but is it a bit different?
32:18They're not every single like...
32:19Is it different if you have...
32:20This track's actually like difficult.
32:22If you are in battles and shit, it's difficult.
32:24It's like...
32:26You've got to really plan your strategy to overtake people and shit.
32:29If you go back to Buckmore and every single cart is a UK YouTuber that everyone knows,
32:33i.e.
32:34Charity Match-esque, is that not really cool?
32:37And then you guys are basically the superheroes.
32:38Let me present you issue number two, right?
32:40Even at Buckmore with a 50-second lap, you're going to need 25...
32:43Really?
32:44Yeah, 20 at least carts.
32:45Yeah, because honestly, you might think 10 carts is enough, but like, it's very easy
32:50just to...
32:50It will separate and it's like your own phrases.
32:53And also, once you gap someone at Buckmore, unless bar an accident or something, you're
33:00probably gone.
33:01Could be fun if we had two, so 10 teams of two drivers, you know, like F1.
33:06So like, you know, Harry and me are racing, and we even get a sponsor for each team.
33:11Me and Harry are racing for Monster Energy.
33:14You're 10 teams of four though, two people at once.
33:17If you're going to do six to eight hours, something like that.
33:19Oh, yeah.
33:19Oh, fuck, sorry.
33:21I would...
33:21It would be so sick if you could patch into people's radios, because that would be so
33:25much better.
33:26Yeah.
33:26That's where it gets very techy.
33:27I think that's the hardest part of us.
33:28So good though.
33:29If you could patch into someone's head...
33:30Imagine like Harry trying to fucking lap me, and he's like, Vic, you're fucking up the
33:34team.
33:34Get out of the way.
33:36Vic, hold him up.
33:37This could be sick that you could all just spy on the most expensive, like...
33:40That's always the issue, isn't it?
33:41Tech set up.
33:41That's always the issue.
33:42It's so gyro.
33:43Full-course yellows.
33:44It costs so much money, man.
33:45That's a good point.
33:45Full-course yellows really helped us.
33:46We ended up going first because of full-course yellows.
33:49Do you know what?
33:49Yeah, we led the race at one point.
33:50We led the race.
33:51We led the race.
33:52Just saying, like, okay, a lot of cost.
33:54We sell tickets in the stands, and we just use those to cover the cost of the event.
33:59There's no stands.
34:00There's no stands.
34:00We set up stands outside.
34:01We set up stands outside.
34:02It costs us more money.
34:03Yeah, but we sell tickets, and that covers ourselves.
34:06Yeah, but then you've got to build the toilets facility.
34:08You've got to build the fucking...
34:10By the way, we had three toilets outside our thing, and they were constantly in use.
34:16It was not like, oh, yeah, the toilet is free.
34:19I had a shocker.
34:19I had a fucking shocker.
34:21I do my...
34:21Oh, my God.
34:23I do my stint.
34:24I do my stint.
34:25I come in.
34:25I've been bursting for shit.
34:28I go, right.
34:29I make it to the cubicle.
34:30Obviously, like, you've got a queue for the cubicle in the first place.
34:32I'm waiting in line for a queue.
34:33Finally get in there.
34:34I release.
34:36There's no toilet paper left.
34:38And the door opens up to, like, the main reception.
34:41So if I open this door, and I'm naked at this point.
34:44If I open this door, there's the fucking receptionist looking at me.
34:47So I had to, like, text the boys.
34:48Oh, please, send me some toilet paper.
34:49They're all cracking up.
34:49They fucking put a McDonald's bag through.
34:53No, no, no.
34:55I'm off two hours of sleep.
34:56It wasn't good, but...
34:58That's funny, man.
35:00Yeah, good laugh.
35:01That's why you shouldn't get naked when you poo.
35:02Oh, fact.
35:03Yeah.
35:04I think, I think, we could always do it...
35:06I don't know, we're off for that this long time.
35:07But we could always do it, like, where, like, half the teams are YouTube teams,
35:09and half the teams are, like, people that aren't relevant to the video,
35:13if that makes sense.
35:13Why not just make all the teams of YouTube?
35:15It's just not enough.
35:15I'm saying you...
35:17Say you want, at minimum, 20 carts on track, right?
35:19Yeah.
35:19Which I think you do.
35:21You need...
35:21So you'd need four, 50...
35:24You need 60.
35:24You want teams of three, really, because you can have two people strategizing while one's
35:27out.
35:28If it's just one person by themselves, it's a bit naff.
35:30So you'd need, like...
35:31We can get...
35:31Let's just do 10 teams of four, and there's two teams on track at the same time.
35:35Yeah, two drivers.
35:36That's like, two of your teams on track at the same time.
35:37So there's 20 carts that way.
35:38I like that concept.
35:40How would that work?
35:41So you just do straight swaps over, so, like, you're two, swap over for two,
35:45and then you might have...
35:46I guess you have a racer extra.
35:47And at the end, you can say, based on points, like, Vic and Harry driving for Team Monster,
35:51Harry's in third, and Vic's down in 15th, but their point total puts them at eighth,
35:56you know?
35:57Yeah.
35:57It'd be cool.
35:58It'd be like a six-hour race, three people.
36:01You'd be doing, like, two hours.
36:02It would just work, but when you swap the drivers, you kind of...
36:05You just do four on each team, and then one hour, 30, one hour, 30, one hour.
36:08I also think it could be a four-hour event.
36:10If you know everyone who's driving, there's going to be enough moments.
36:13We can get 40 YouTubers everyone knows relatively well.
36:16We've done it in circle video and stuff like that.
36:18It'll be fun.
36:20I think it's...
36:21Look, there's something there.
36:22And then, but how do you police it?
36:23How do you police it?
36:24Like, say I've got fucking...
36:25It's not that deep, though, but that's the thing, because you haven't got random people.
36:28On the drive.
36:29Okay, it's me and Sweet Anita on a team.
36:31Can I not just...
36:31Can I just do the full four hours?
36:33No, because we'll say you have to do half and half.
36:35So there's a minimum...
36:37No, you do half and half.
36:39Every driver has the same amount of time.
36:41You'll set time you have to do.
36:42Or set laps you have to do.
36:44And also, if you think...
36:45I think one of the, perhaps, say, problems,
36:47it makes it more validating the way you guys do your 24 hours.
36:50But there's people who it's, you know, serious business for them.
36:54They want to be a carter.
36:55They've, like, spent all year practicing and training and building strategy.
36:58If this event is all YouTubers,
37:00it becomes like the charity matches to football.
37:02Like, it's just funny.
37:03If someone gets a 15-second penalty for bumping someone on a corner,
37:06it's not like,
37:07oh, the fucking thing's ruined.
37:09My whole year of go-karting is ruined.
37:11It's like, that was funny.
37:12You lean more into the drama and all the...
37:13You go into the pit and start yelling down the mic.
37:16Well, if Danny Aarons goes and wipes her out again,
37:18he's not safe.
37:18It's like, the fellas did it.
37:20That was funny.
37:20It became a bit of a farce.
37:22But the issue they had, again,
37:23was they didn't have enough teams.
37:24So, like, obviously, Chip was miles ahead.
37:25Yeah.
37:25So, they had to, like, do fake penalties to get him.
37:27I don't know.
37:28There's a way of doing it.
37:28There is.
37:29We can iron this one out.
37:30There's something there.
37:30I just think it would be fun.
37:31There's something there.
37:31Not as, like...
37:32One day.
37:33Not as something that's designed to be
37:36something as big as a charity match,
37:37but just something fun to do.
37:38Oh, why don't you just...
37:39Why don't you just enter it next year, Vic?
37:40You make it to me.
37:41Yeah.
37:41We'll go up against you.
37:42You see if you take...
37:43You tried.
37:44You did it with Formula E.
37:45Just trying to take down the frogs.
37:46You've seen me in a...
37:48On the car track.
37:49No to vehicle, Harry.
37:50You were Team Prince, though.
37:53In Ibiza, you set the...
37:54Yeah, you're not bad.
37:55Yeah, and then you got in that faster one.
37:57Then I nearly broke my ribs in the D-Max in the wall.
38:02What did it cost me?
38:04That did happen, yes.
38:05But, you know, we'll forget about that part.
38:07And I think that knocked all my confidence.
38:09I think I was actually getting into it,
38:10and then all my confidence is gone
38:12because I had bruised ribs.
38:12As soon as you got in the D-Max,
38:13you were done.
38:13You were like, no, thank you, bro.
38:15Yeah.
38:16Well, anyway, we'll move on from this event
38:18that we're...
38:19Yeah, yeah.
38:20Well, yeah, we're just...
38:21We'd be cooking, though.
38:22Don't ever forget.
38:23Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:25We won't talk about football.
38:26Obviously, West Ham going down.
38:27Me all didn't go up.
38:28World Cup's coming up,
38:29but we're going to America for it.
38:31We are.
38:34You remember that podcast
38:36in that dingy house
38:37where I was like,
38:38get your fucking visas, lads.
38:40We've done it.
38:41We've lost case.
38:42We've all gone.
38:42We bloody got them.
38:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:44It's all done.
38:45We've got two trips to America
38:46this year, potentially.
38:47Yeah.
38:47I'm going to be an American boy as well.
38:49I'm in America for a lot of June.
38:52I've even got...
38:53What could you possibly be up to in June, then?
38:55What are you doing now?
38:56Go on, tell us.
38:57Rumble rally.
38:58Miami to Mexico City.
39:02That sounds dangerous, but fun.
39:04Yeah, you might not catch me
39:06crossing the border into Mexico.
39:07I'm not going to lie.
39:08I might hang up my boots
39:11in Texas and sit that one out.
39:13I'm not going to lie.
39:14I've got a Gumball 1,000.
39:16Yeah, 1,200.
39:18Yeah, something like that.
39:20Yeah.
39:21And then I'm off to New York
39:22to play Marquee New York.
39:24Then I'm flying to see some of the World Cup.
39:27What are you doing, Marquee New York?
39:29Are you going to drop the...
39:30You're not there.
39:31No, you're the wrong side, mate.
39:33You're the wrong side.
39:35Fuck.
39:35You're big wedging.
39:36When it's shut down, eh?
39:38Trust me.
39:39Oh, this is early June.
39:40You're dropping that
39:41when you're headline, right?
39:42Surely you're dropping that.
39:43But I don't know if it lands.
39:45Like, does any American know
39:46about Man's Never Been a Marquee
39:48when it's shut down?
39:49Of course they do.
39:50Of course they don't know.
39:51That's where Skepp went and
39:53like, done Konnichiwa in New York and shit.
39:56Let's do that into a drop.
39:58It's fine.
39:58Yeah.
39:58Yeah, okay.
39:59And then get on the mic and go,
40:00trust me, daddy.
40:01That's what I need you for, Harry.
40:05You want Harry on about your DJing again, remember?
40:06Don't forget that.
40:07Iron Abbey.
40:08Nah, I would do it.
40:09Yeah, Harry's your MC.
40:10It was not...
40:10It was fun.
40:11I did enjoy it.
40:12Harry's always welcome to MC at a Vicstar show.
40:17What did you say?
40:18Like, make some noise if Vicstar's
40:21like a sexy Indian fan.
40:23They cheered.
40:24They cheered.
40:25Yeah, they cheered.
40:25Yeah, yeah.
40:26Got the crown.
40:27He's got the iron apple crowds going crazy.
40:29Oh, man.
40:30The worry I've got about America
40:32is it's not going to be fucking boiling in July.
40:35June, July.
40:35That'd be hot.
40:36Yeah.
40:37Let's see.
40:38It's pretty hot.
40:39Hot, I'm assuming.
40:41Fucking boiling.
40:41To be fair, we also plan on going to LA and Vegas.
40:45We said Vegas in August, right?
40:47That's hot.
40:47LA in August, potentially.
40:48We can't go Vegas.
40:49We can.
40:50We are.
40:51That's good.
40:51We can.
40:51That's fucking 50 degrees, bro.
40:53We've done it before.
40:54We've done it in August in Vegas before.
40:55It was very hot, but it was good.
40:58It was very hot.
40:59Was that the road trip time?
41:00No, I wasn't filming.
41:01It was on a trip.
41:03You're going to meet you as there.
41:05It says Texas is highs ranging from 32 to 35,
41:09so it is hot.
41:10That's nice.
41:10But it's dry.
41:12It's a bit desert-y.
41:13It's probably double about what I can deal with,
41:16but okay.
41:17And if it's more than 20s too much,
41:19people are like a little 18 job,
41:20it's mine not mine.
41:21It's catching me off guard, though.
41:22I like a high 20s.
41:24It's saying that Dallas and Houston
41:27are accompanied by high humidity.
41:31Extremely high humidity.
41:32This region sees the heaviest cloud cover.
41:36Oh, sweaty.
41:37I thought it was like the desert.
41:39It's like Singapore when you go there.
41:41It's really like,
41:42it takes you by surprise
41:42because it's really gray
41:43and you're like,
41:44oh, it's wet.
41:45We're going to be dripping in those stadiums.
41:47Wait, the players are going to be cooked.
41:49Yeah, but this is a disadvantage
41:50to England, too.
41:51Because we're not used to playing the fucking...
41:53The South Americans are going to run it
41:54and the Spanish.
41:56Yeah, genuinely.
41:57I guess people are playing...
41:58If you play...
41:59Yeah, the Spanish League players
42:01and like the...
42:02Yeah, the South American League players...
42:04You're right, actually.
42:05South America...
42:06Do you have a chance this year?
42:07Not really, no.
42:09Who?
42:09World Cup.
42:10Do you have a chance this year?
42:11Not in that heat.
42:12Not in that heat.
42:13It's impossible.
42:14It's just a knockout, though.
42:16It moves.
42:17It moves north.
42:19We're going in New Jersey, right?
42:20Or...
42:21Even that's fucking boring.
42:22Even that in what?
42:23At the end...
42:23Say we get to the final, right?
42:24And it's the end of...
42:26Or middle of July.
42:27Mid July.
42:28People don't have group games moves, though, right?
42:30We have two games in Texas
42:31and one game higher up.
42:33Yeah, hot, humid days.
42:34Often, honey, humid.
42:35Around 30 to 31.
42:37I mean, they did the World Cup with Qatar.
42:39Like, it'll be fine.
42:40But like...
42:40Yeah.
42:41But that was dry heat.
42:42That was in the evening, though.
42:44That's it.
42:44The games were in the evening.
42:45Yeah, fair.
42:47And it is dry heat, though, you said.
42:48I feel they...
42:49Yo, should we be betting based on this?
42:51Should we just bet on every team
42:52that is a hot place?
42:54We just found an edge, if we...
42:54Yeah, I think we found an edge, boys.
42:56Probably trying to get his pony market on.
42:59But what else can we chat about?
43:00Oh, we got videos coming up?
43:01We got videos...
43:02We got big videos coming up?
43:02Really?
43:03The Sidemen videos coming up?
43:04Better than the video.
43:05Better than the video.
43:05We had a new show go out last night
43:06that you two are in.
43:08Exiged Stratege.
43:09Yeah, really good.
43:11Big Barker.
43:11Really cool.
43:12Really cool.
43:12New episode every Tuesday
43:13on more Sidemen and other...
43:15Every Tuesday?
43:16I like that it's bike-sized.
43:18Nice little 25-minute...
43:19Easy eat and watch.
43:20Yeah, I can live with that.
43:22It's actually even like
43:23the people that took part.
43:24AB said it was one of the best
43:24shoots that he's ever done.
43:26He really enjoyed it.
43:27Yeah, it was a really fun one, yeah.
43:28Jamie looked devastated, by the way.
43:29You were right.
43:30He actually looked hurt.
43:31What, when he...
43:32Yeah, he thought it wasn't real.
43:33Well, that would be true Sidemen fashion.
43:34You're eliminated.
43:35You're not.
43:36He is eliminated.
43:36But it's because everyone's
43:37having a good time.
43:38Like, you know, after...
43:39Going into the shoot,
43:40they're like, oh yeah,
43:41if you get eliminated,
43:41you just go home.
43:42I was like, fuck up.
43:43All right, cool.
43:44But then...
43:44I didn't want to go.
43:46I was sad.
43:46When I...
43:47Actually, maybe I didn't leave.
43:50Maybe you didn't leave.
43:51Maybe I didn't leave.
43:52But, like...
43:53I was like, fuck,
43:54I'm having a good time here,
43:55lads.
43:55I mean, this is really fun.
43:56It was sick.
43:57You see that Coles interview,
43:58he's like, two hours driven here,
43:59just to leave straight away.
44:01Poor fella.
44:01He played golf that day,
44:02to be fair to me.
44:03He did.
44:03It wasn't a wasted day, yeah, so...
44:05Speaking of golf,
44:06I might go to the driving range
44:07tomorrow.
44:07I need to...
44:08What?
44:09You're on some...
44:10You know what?
44:11You're on some golf...
44:12Well, no, I'm just trying
44:14to actually play and get better.
44:16That's because I don't want
44:17to be the guy who can't
44:18join the guys and play, so...
44:20I think just...
44:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:21You can respect it.
44:22And I've realised there's
44:22a driving range
44:23like 10 minutes from my house.
44:24I've borrowed some clubs.
44:26I'm going to go down
44:26and I'm just going to...
44:27You should...
44:28I reckon...
44:28You're not going to be saying this,
44:29but I think you should get a lesson...
44:31On the driving range?
44:31I think you should just get...
44:33Yeah, just get one lesson.
44:34Okay.
44:34Just because otherwise,
44:35you'll be going...
44:35Even if you just go
44:36the front out by yourself,
44:37you'll be doing it wrong.
44:38Yeah, okay.
44:39Yeah, you should just...
44:39At least on the...
44:40Even if it's just 60 minutes,
44:42you'll get like...
44:43He'll tell you what to be doing.
44:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:45How to hold it,
44:46how to swing,
44:47and that's...
44:47Do you guys link
44:47your little fingers or not?
44:49That's up to you.
44:50It's up to you.
44:51So...
44:52I used to,
44:53but I stopped.
44:53I didn't do it,
44:54and I was playing with...
44:55I was at the driving range
44:56with Rob.
44:57He was like...
44:57He inspired me to go.
44:58He said this is getting embarrassing,
45:00Vic.
45:00All your friends are good at golf
45:01and you're literally handicapped.
45:03He's like...
45:04He also wants to play
45:05with those guys when we travel.
45:06So he was like...
45:07He basically just told me,
45:08get in the car,
45:09we're going to the driving range,
45:10we're hitting some balls.
45:11We borrowed some like
45:12dusty broken clubs
45:13from like the shed
45:14at the back of the driving range,
45:16and I could not...
45:18I kept hitting the floor,
45:19and he showed me
45:19the link your fingers strategy.
45:21He gave me a few pointers,
45:22and I was consistently
45:25hitting some nice little
45:26hundred yarders
45:26with a seven iron.
45:27Go on.
45:29That's all you need.
45:30That's all you need.
45:30You baseball, Harry, right?
45:32Yeah.
45:33I used to do that,
45:34but it wasn't working for me.
45:36I think it kind of
45:36leans into my whole
45:37fucking like ability anyway.
45:39I'm just a fucking
45:39like Neanderthal.
45:41Yeah.
45:41I used to do this.
45:43I used to interlock,
45:44and then I went to baseball
45:45from lessons,
45:46and I've gone back
45:47to this recently.
45:48I like the life.
45:49I think interlock's
45:49the most used one,
45:50I think if you're going to learn.
45:51No one ever told me that.
45:54There's also another one,
45:55isn't there?
45:55Is it like just overlap?
45:57Yeah, overlap.
45:58Yeah.
45:59Yeah.
45:59In here instead.
46:00Yeah.
46:01I'm trying to think
46:01what kind of goal for your...
46:02You could be quite a good goal
46:03for you, Vic.
46:04I think, you know what?
46:05Once I locked my fingers,
46:07I saw the vision.
46:08I was like, okay,
46:09I can actually...
46:09He's pretty...
46:11Oh, actually, no.
46:12It depends.
46:14I could just dial down.
46:15Is he going to curse
46:16with your...
46:16No, no.
46:17He's not like me.
46:18No, he's not like me like that.
46:19He'll be good with
46:19the systematic stuff still,
46:21but I think he might
46:22try and whack it like me still.
46:24I see how I overthink it anyway,
46:25so I can't...
46:26I keep changing my swing all the time.
46:28He won't have that, I don't think.
46:29He'll know what his swing is always.
46:30I think he'll...
46:32I do like to whack it.
46:33I do like to whack it.
46:34Yeah.
46:35But I'm trying to learn
46:35to come out from that.
46:36I don't know.
46:36Around the greens,
46:37I think you could be a little...
46:38Yeah, a little maths.
46:41A little fiddly shot.
46:43A bit of maths and nuance to it.
46:45You can look at the floor
46:46and go,
46:47ooh, there's an angle here.
46:4850 degrees.
46:49I feel like that could suit you
46:50quite nicely.
46:51Don't expect anything magical soon,
46:53but I'm going to make an effort
46:54because I don't want to
46:55let the boys down.
46:56It's an awful sport,
46:56but it's a great sport.
46:57Yeah, and I also don't want
46:59to become too good
47:00because I want to save some things
47:01for when I'm really fine.
47:02Oh, that's so humble and respectful.
47:04Oh, yeah.
47:05Don't expect anything too great.
47:06That's what Harry does as well.
47:07Harry's been the same handicap
47:08for like two years straight.
47:10I'm getting worse.
47:11I'm getting worse.
47:13Yeah.
47:14I mean, that's been me the whole time.
47:15Can't beat a day out in the sun
47:16playing some golf.
47:17That is worth learning.
47:18Summer plus travelling,
47:20a bit of walking.
47:21It's a good sport.
47:22Yeah, yeah.
47:23And also...
47:23A boys' golf trip is really good.
47:25Really, really good.
47:26A boys' golf trip is really good.
47:28Yeah.
47:28I could get behind that.
47:29Need to do a quinter.
47:30Quinter again.
47:31Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:32Don't underestimate how good it is.
47:34Just start tagging it
47:34onto the back of chutes.
47:35Like, oh, do you want to stay
47:36an extra fucking half a day?
47:37Get all around in the morning.
47:39Stay all day.
47:39We did that before, right?
47:40In Portugal, we did that.
47:40We did that before in Portugal.
47:41Yeah, we need to do that.
47:43We need to do the Bulgaria trip.
47:46I'm on that.
47:47It looks sick.
47:47Yeah, I feel we've got to do
47:48the Bulgaria one, man.
47:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:50We have to.
47:50It's like a big coastal course.
47:52It's really good.
47:53Two pound beers.
47:55Fucking...
47:55Is there any good golf course
47:56in Norway?
47:57800, probably.
47:58Amazing golf course in Norway.
47:59We do a Cybermfjord road trip.
48:01Have you seen Loft and Lynx, mate?
48:03You're going to love Loft and Lynx.
48:04Sounds like somewhere
48:05on Fortnite, bro.
48:07Oh, Loft and Lynx.
48:08It's a POI in a Fortnite map.
48:09At Loft and Lynx.
48:10Where are you dropping?
48:11Loft and Lynx.
48:12Loft and Lynx.
48:12Oh, it's in...
48:13Give me soy sand.
48:15It's near where me and Bez played...
48:17Did the football...
48:18You showed me this.
48:19Yeah, so imagine a golf course
48:22on that, like, terrain,
48:23like, out in the fucking...
48:24Oh, it's on the...
48:25That's just me donating balls
48:26to the ocean constantly.
48:27Oh, yes.
48:28Mate, that is in the middle
48:29of fucking nowhere.
48:31Oh, it's so hard to get to,
48:32isn't it?
48:32I've just looked on a map
48:33where it is.
48:33How did you get there?
48:36No, no.
48:36We took three flights
48:37for Chris's video.
48:39Yeah.
48:39That's horror.
48:40It was kind of fun, though.
48:42Kind of fun.
48:43Yeah.
48:44You fly...
48:45I mean, you could always...
48:46You could always...
48:46You'd always...
48:47One-stop shop.
48:47Special ways of getting there.
48:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:49So you went Oslo,
48:50then where?
48:50Or do you not even remember?
48:52I could tell you
48:53if I looked on a map.
48:54We had Oslo,
48:54then we went up a bit more
48:55and then took the final...
48:57The final plane looks like
48:58you're going to kill your die.
48:59Yeah, I was used to
49:00because it was like
49:00a Jersey plane.
49:01These lot were horrified.
49:02There was no fucking
49:03assigned seating.
49:04It was just like
49:04bundled on over the back.
49:05Like a bus.
49:06Airbus.
49:07The original Airbus.
49:09Like a Maldives seaplane vibes.
49:11But there's people on there
49:12that are like
49:12just getting back from work.
49:14Like, that's what you can tell.
49:15Oh, yeah, yeah.
49:16Like, they just...
49:17I wanted that flight.
49:18You know the flight,
49:18the minute-long flight
49:19from like Westray
49:20to Papa Westray in Scotland?
49:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
49:22The minute I want to do that.
49:25Did we flight to...
49:26Where the fuck did we flight?
49:27I think this is kind of not relevant
49:28but I'm locked in
49:28and I need to find out.
49:29Did we fly to...
49:30Is it Bodo?
49:31Where did we fly to?
49:33He's locked in and it's...
49:34I mean, I was never going to know
49:35where the places were.
49:36You know what?
49:37Who fucking cares?
49:37Who fucking cares?
49:38We got theirs, isn't we?
49:39That was what I was looking for.
49:40The key thing that matters
49:41is that Vic Star
49:42has picked up the golf clubs.
49:43Yeah.
49:44And he said,
49:44let me get swinging.
49:45And I think it's good
49:46for me to have my own clubs.
49:48I've borrowed some math clubs
49:50but they're going to...
49:50They'll be my learning clubs.
49:53And if I stick to it
49:55I can get nice clubs
49:56as a reward.
49:58Next up, Vic Star
49:59gets into sports cards.
50:01Well, that might be
50:02a reach too far.
50:03I just...
50:04Yeah, I know.
50:05I can't get it.
50:05They got Minecraft cards, bro.
50:07You can get a one-on-one creeper.
50:09What's the...
50:09Vic Star, get the McLaren ones.
50:11No, you're a McLaren guy.
50:12Get the McLaren ones too, yeah.
50:14If you buy them for me
50:15I'll come open
50:16on one side cards.
50:17They're 400 quid a club, Vic.
50:20Use your connections.
50:21Oh, sorry.
50:21McLaren club.
50:22Oh.
50:23Yeah.
50:24I can ask you that.
50:24Oh, I thought you'd want
50:25a car for as well.
50:26They're both ways.
50:27They've got McLaren cards
50:28and McLaren golf clubs.
50:29Yeah, I'm talking about
50:30the clubs.
50:31Oh, you can just get
50:31a set of them clubs.
50:32But yeah, you're in the
50:33Yeah, you're in the know.
50:34Hey, lads, I'm starting golf.
50:35Give me some of them.
50:35Hey, I want the set three.
50:37The forgiving ones
50:38for a high handicapper.
50:39Give me them now.
50:41I'm heavily handicapped.
50:42Yeah.
50:43I know you've built them
50:44around Justin Rose,
50:44but like, try them on
50:46with me, man.
50:48Did he start off really badly
50:49over the weekend
50:49and he picked up
50:50in the end, right?
50:50He's playing all right now.
50:51Yeah, he's playing all right.
50:52His first round was Bob Barrett,
50:54but yeah.
50:54Also, surely,
50:56if I pull up to the course
50:57with a set of shiny
51:00carbon fiber McLaren clubs
51:01and start whacking it,
51:03whacking the turf out.
51:04Yeah, they'll think
51:04this guy is the bollocks, bro.
51:06You should have seen it.
51:07Harry used to rock up
51:08with a Red Bull driver,
51:09mate, the gimp.
51:10Come on.
51:11Yeah.
51:12It's like rocking up
51:13to Sunday League
51:13in pink boots.
51:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
51:15I learned the hard way
51:15is not the one you do.
51:17They're looking to say
51:17all the gear and no idea,
51:18but it's fine.
51:19Fuck it, man.
51:20Fuck, I'd rather have no gear
51:22than at least have
51:22some gear and no idea.
51:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
51:24True, yeah.
51:26You'd rather have gear
51:27than no gear.
51:28I'd rather have a good gear
51:30and no idea
51:32than no gear
51:33and no idea.
51:35Or all the idea
51:36and shit gear.
51:37Because then you'll be
51:37and you're punishing yourself.
51:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
51:40Yeah, me.
51:40That's just like saying
51:41I would hate to be poor.
51:44Because you could be
51:45really good at golf
51:45but then you can't
51:46buy the clubs.
51:48Yeah, that's what that is.
51:49I mean, Harry just got
51:50beat by people that had
51:52a half.
51:52Mate, I was about to say
51:53that, yeah.
51:54I'm in a dark golf club set.
51:55I'm in a dark golf club set.
51:57They were missing clubs
51:58and they still beat him.
51:59Do you know the driver
52:02that I broke?
52:03Yes.
52:04He's got a friend now.
52:05I don't advocate this
52:07by the way
52:08but this is bad.
52:09See, the Harry FIFA
52:10crash outs
52:11weren't just for content.
52:12Wedge!
52:13The short game
52:14went to shit!
52:16We're fucking 50s.
52:17Short game!
52:17There's a short club.
52:18There's a como as well.
52:20Oh, is that the...
52:20Yeah.
52:21What is the thing
52:23behind you
52:23of the red hat?
52:26Oh, that's Super Rat.
52:27You know Super Rat.
52:27Yeah, why do I reckon that?
52:29It was Tastmaster.
52:31Tastmaster Super Rat.
52:31Super Rat.
52:32Oh, yeah.
52:33I love that you've capped that.
52:34You can turn his foot
52:35and his head turns.
52:36That's the most Harry thing ever.
52:38I'm so glad you was.
52:39That never would have made it
52:40into anyone else's house.
52:43That's so sick.
52:45Well, did the short game
52:47go to shit then, yeah?
52:48No, no.
52:49It was the last hole.
52:50I don't want to spoil the video
52:51too much but basically
52:52I had a fucking...
52:53It was me and Cal on the team
52:55and I like...
52:56There's nothing worse
52:56than playing bad
52:57but the thing that's worse
52:58than playing bad
52:58is playing bad
52:58and causing someone else
52:59to lose because you play bad.
53:02And last time
53:02I shanked a horror one
53:04on the last hole
53:05and it was like
53:05last chance saloon.
53:06I've got to hit a good shot
53:06and I just fucking shanked it
53:07and into the fucking
53:09Grove clubhouse
53:10I shanked one.
53:10I was like, yeah, no.
53:11I don't know.
53:11Did you snap it over your knee
53:12or like hit the floor?
53:13Yeah.
53:14Yeah, over your knee.
53:14No, over my knee.
53:15That's really...
53:15I will never slap a club again.
53:17It's bad, it's bad, it's bad.
53:18I will never slap...
53:18You've finished.
53:19You've heard it here first.
53:19I'll never slap a club again.
53:21Oh no, she won't do it
53:21because it's embarrassing.
53:22I'm not proud.
53:24It's a sign of weakness.
53:25It's a sign of mental weakness.
53:26I should never let myself
53:28get to the stage of annoyance
53:29where I've had to break
53:29my own fucking...
53:30It's not also a passion.
53:31It shows you can.
53:32You know?
53:35Yeah, but you shouldn't...
53:36You play worse if you can't.
53:37I don't know.
53:37Fuck knows.
53:39Yeah, please give me tips.
53:40I have no idea.
53:42Eh.
53:43Eh.
53:43I'll tell you boys what else.
53:45I met the King of England.
53:48Oh, true.
53:49Oh, fuck yeah.
53:49You did, didn't you?
53:50You didn't bring that one out, Mike.
53:51Who was that one?
53:53What was that for?
53:55The King's Trust Awards.
53:57So he has his own charity
53:58that he supports
53:59and it was their 50th anniversary
54:00and they asked me
54:01if I would present
54:02one of the awards
54:03with Lucien Laviscount
54:05from...
54:07He's from Emily in Paris
54:09and he's so leg.
54:10He's leg.
54:11He was mogging.
54:13He's a cheat code of like...
54:15He couldn't get leg-er
54:16if he tried.
54:17Nice guy, too.
54:18It was nice to present
54:20the award with him
54:21because he was...
54:21He was like chill about it.
54:23We had a bit of a laugh.
54:24We had a lot of waiting around.
54:25But yeah,
54:26I'm just sat waiting
54:27to present my award
54:28and they said,
54:29oh, we'd like to take you
54:30to meet the King and Queen now.
54:32And I was like...
54:33Hmm.
54:34Okay.
54:35Fuck yeah.
54:35All right.
54:36So we got taken upstairs.
54:37We're like waiting outside
54:38the Royal Box
54:39at the Royal Albert Hall.
54:42And yeah,
54:43they said he's going to come out now
54:45and greet you shortly.
54:46And I said to Lucien,
54:47I was like,
54:48have you met...
54:48You were first in line,
54:49I saw.
54:49I was, yeah.
54:50Are you eager for it?
54:50No, they put me there.
54:51They said this is the guy.
54:54So they put me there
54:55and we're just chatting
54:56and Lucien goes,
54:58have you met the King before?
54:59I was like,
54:59no, no, I have not.
55:01And I was like,
55:02how does it usually go?
55:03He's like,
55:04oh yeah,
55:04just say like,
55:05nice to see you
55:06or something like that.
55:07He'll say hi.
55:08He'll carry on.
55:09All good.
55:10So...
55:10Oh, did you fumble it?
55:11Oh no.
55:12He comes walking along.
55:13See you next to me.
55:15And I waited for him
55:16because you have to wait
55:16for him to shake your hand first.
55:18Puts his hand out,
55:19put my hand out.
55:20I go,
55:20very good to meet you.
55:21And that's all
55:22I'd mentally prepared for.
55:24He turns to me
55:25and he goes,
55:26oh, so what have you
55:27been up to lately then?
55:30I've never been less prepared
55:31for a question.
55:32Also, he's got to meet
55:34like 10 other people.
55:35So I've got maybe 20 seconds
55:37to tell the King of England
55:38what I did.
55:39Word just fell out of my mouth.
55:41I was like,
55:42oh, I've been doing...
55:43What did you say?
55:43I've been doing
55:44some YouTube videos,
55:47DJing.
55:47We did some fundraising,
55:48a charity football match.
55:51And then I just like...
55:52That's right.
55:52You covered it.
55:52Yeah, you covered the points.
55:53I just covered all the bases.
55:54And then I just thought,
55:55I'm just going to stop myself
55:56before I carry on
55:57yapping at him.
55:58So I stopped talking.
56:00And they said,
56:01oh, I'm very busy.
56:02So I suppose you have to
56:03carve some time
56:03out of your schedule for this.
56:05And I was like,
56:06no, no, I made it a priority.
56:09And that was it.
56:10That was it.
56:10I met the King.
56:13Cool.
56:13Did he have aura?
56:14Or did you feel his aura?
56:15I did.
56:15Did the King have aura?
56:17Or did he hear him
56:17because he had no aura?
56:19Also, at that moment,
56:20he walked into the theatre
56:21when we were all sat downstairs
56:22and the entire theatre
56:23turns around,
56:24sings the national anthem to him.
56:25It was quite a big thing.
56:26You think all of these
56:28important people
56:28in the whole of the Royal Albert Hall
56:30blessing up this man.
56:32And then he comes through
56:32and he's like,
56:33what have you been up to lately?
56:34I'm like,
56:34you know,
56:35me and the Sidemen boys,
56:36we've got to get you
56:37on Among Us.
56:37What are we saying?
56:38Get Charles and Skels.
56:40I saw Chip Fats tweet.
56:41That was great.
56:43Big Stars hooks it up
56:44and it was him
56:44sat there with headset on.
56:46I saw a young gentleman vent.
56:50Imagine you pulled off
56:51that collab, by the way.
56:53Look,
56:53if they're trying to get
56:54in with the people.
56:55There's a world.
56:56There's a world where it happens here.
56:57I might see him again.
56:58I'm going back to Buckingham Palace
57:00later this week.
57:01I'll see if he's about.
57:03Explain a new role to him.
57:04What role he's got.
57:06Just slap everything.
57:07You're a royal family, man.
57:08Slap everything.
57:09I've seen the king.
57:10I've seen the king kill.
57:11I've seen the king kill.
57:13Treason.
57:14Treason, I tell you.
57:17Too fair.
57:17Yeah,
57:18like a royal Among Us.
57:19Yeah.
57:20The Buckingham Palace is a map.
57:22Yeah.
57:23Bring back the jester.
57:25Who's the jester?
57:26You can knight people.
57:28Oh, yeah.
57:29You can get protected
57:30or something.
57:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
57:31There's a lot we can do.
57:32I like it.
57:34Make it happen.
57:34That's what we do.
57:35I want a Game of Thrones mod,
57:36by the way.
57:37Ethan,
57:38we need a Game of Thrones mod
57:39just for me and you.
57:40Fuck, yeah,
57:40we have to.
57:41People even need
57:43what's going on
57:43with Game of Thrones.
57:44Our guests will.
57:45Lan and Will.
57:46A couple of the others will.
57:47Just you little fucking gimps.
57:48You watch Game of Thrones
57:49if you're alright.
57:49You little gimps
57:50that don't care about it, bro.
57:52Yeah,
57:52you're the odd ones now, aren't you?
57:54Why don't we do a fucking,
57:55I don't know,
57:56what do I like?
57:56A service station of the UK one.
57:59Horrid Henry one?
58:00What?
58:00Yeah, yeah, you know what?
58:01Let's do a fucking horrid Henry one.
58:02Let's do a fucking horrid Henry one.
58:03Yeah, alright.
58:04Or Jungle Book.
58:04You want a Jungle Book one?
58:05Yeah, I'll do a fucking Jungle Book, mate.
58:07Yeah.
58:07Yeah, okay.
58:07You see Mowgli and stuff.
58:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
58:09We can all have a pull about, mate.
58:12We could do a Avengers level crossover
58:14among us.
58:15There we go.
58:16It's got everything.
58:16Have we done Avengers?
58:17We've done Avengers among us.
58:19We have, right?
58:19Yeah.
58:20But I'm saying like a crossover
58:21so you just have a character from...
58:23That would actually be fun.
58:24One Harry Potter role.
58:26One Avengers role.
58:28One...
58:28Yeah.
58:29Fuck knows.
58:31Yeah.
58:31You tell them, big star.
58:33The world's our oyster, mate.
58:34Yes, it is.
58:35Come on.
58:36The world is our oyster.
58:37Right, well,
58:38talking about oysters.
58:39My tea has gone anemic and cold, unfortunately.
58:42It was that when you got it out the first time.
58:44I did one tea bag
58:45in a fucking pint mug.
58:47A rookie mistake.
58:48That's a pint mug?
58:49It's a pint mug, mate.
58:51Fuck, yeah.
58:52I don't know if it...
58:53Put it on top of your head.
58:55Head for scale.
58:55That is big.
58:56That is a big mug.
58:58There's two big mugs in his camera.
59:00We're not talking about it.
59:02What are you drinking?
59:02Oh, no.
59:04All right.
59:05Bye.
59:05I've got dinner to get to,
59:07so...
59:07All right.
59:07Bye, everyone.
59:08See you guys in a bit.
59:09Bye, bye.
59:09See you when I see...
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