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00:05Hello and welcome to Side Plus Saturdays.
00:08Today is guest, the police officer.
00:10In front of us are six contestants claiming to be a police officer.
00:13Only one of them is real.
00:15And it's our job to decipher which one's a real one over a series of rounds.
00:19Let's bring in these police officers.
00:21Oh, here they come.
00:22PC plod.
00:22Oh, goodness me.
00:23PC plump.
00:24PC plump cut.
00:25That's not nice.
00:26You see who takes time.
00:29They've all been briefed to do the same pose.
00:31No, no, except number two.
00:33Number two said no.
00:34So, round one, we asked them their name, their age, and how long they served in the police force.
00:39Yes.
00:40We're going to start number one.
00:41Yeah, number one.
00:41Why not?
00:42My name is Mark.
00:43I've been in the police force for 12 years and I'm 39 years old.
00:47Okay.
00:48Mark sounds like a policeman.
00:50Mark is a name.
00:51It's a PC Mark.
00:52Do you get into the police at 27?
00:54Yeah, you'd be PC.
00:54Also, I don't believe he's 39.
00:56How old do you think he is?
00:58Wait, how old do you think he is?
01:00You had a rage-bait them already.
01:02I used to like UK as I.
01:05You didn't let me answer, but don't worry.
01:08Okay, number two.
01:09Hi, I'm Jazz.
01:10I've been in the police force for three years and I'm 28.
01:14Okay.
01:14Three years of the force.
01:15We've got some late joiners to the force.
01:17Nah, I don't believe her.
01:18It was at 27, 27.
01:18Yeah, 25.
01:19Are we clued up enough to know what age you get in the force?
01:22We're not qualified to answer this question.
01:24I know police officers.
01:25Yeah.
01:25Who do you know that's a police officer?
01:26Do you have some family in the police?
01:27Jakey Davis.
01:28Screw us, mate.
01:29I'm a female police officer.
01:31Number three.
01:32I'm Tyler, I'm 21 and I did six months in the police force.
01:35Done six months.
01:38You're not in the police force.
01:39So this is just cosplay, is it?
01:42Are you just pretending?
01:43No, he did six months and was like, yeah, fuck that.
01:45Say none of them are.
01:46Oh, good, they're active.
01:47By the way, you can't be active.
01:48Yeah.
01:48Oh, okay.
01:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:50That's good intel.
01:51That's good intel.
01:52Number four.
01:53I'm Carly, I'm 35 and I did 17 and a half months.
01:58Carly!
01:58I thought about the years.
02:00Very specific.
02:00I thought you were going to say, oh, you liked it.
02:01Two and a half months.
02:02Very specific.
02:0317 and a half months.
02:04I don't know why.
02:04Only half the month.
02:05Why didn't you?
02:06That's good.
02:07Number five.
02:08I'm Ben, I'm 46 and I did two years.
02:11Why only two years?
02:12Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
02:14Don't get too excited, my friend.
02:15Okay.
02:16Number six.
02:16He didn't believe anything.
02:17My name's Heidi and I did 10 years in the force and I'm 55.
02:21The only person who said in the force.
02:22In the force as well.
02:2410 years in the force.
02:25Also, the first two implied, did they imply that they're still in the police?
02:29Are you guys at the number one or number two?
02:31Are you active police people?
02:34He's not.
02:34I can't say too much.
02:35I can't say too much.
02:36No, but I'm just, I'm just saying.
02:37Based on what you said and made that point, it sounded like they were stupid.
02:42Do we have to get rid of someone now?
02:43I don't know.
02:44What's the rules?
02:45Yeah, we do.
02:46We have to get rid of someone now.
02:47This shit's killing me, bro.
02:49We always lose.
02:50We can't lose on round one again.
02:52No, no, we won't lose on round one.
02:53Take your hands off your chest.
02:54Because we've always lost.
02:56We've never won.
02:58We've never got this right ever.
03:01I just, number three.
03:02Number three looks happy to be there, man.
03:05It didn't a few minutes ago.
03:08Two months.
03:09I don't think.
03:09No, it's six months, right?
03:10Six months.
03:10Six months.
03:11Six months.
03:12Do you think they would cast someone as the actual ex-police with six months?
03:15Yeah, that's right.
03:16Yeah, that's right.
03:17That's approach it all.
03:18Ah, but is it a double?
03:19I feel like number five didn't believe a thing he said anyway.
03:21Yeah, I'll bet.
03:22Two years.
03:23What, you think he's not really Ben?
03:25I'm just giving me Ben energy, bro.
03:27Kukureya.
03:28High, number six.
03:30Highly is the one I believe the most believed so far, yeah.
03:34Yeah, in the four.
03:35All right, we're waffling.
03:36Yeah.
03:36Okay, I reckon.
03:37It's game.
03:38I think it could be.
03:38I'm gonna get it wrong straight away, though.
03:40I'm happy to go.
03:41I'm happy to.
03:41Yeah.
03:42Two.
03:43Don't go based off of me.
03:45No, no, no, no, no.
03:48You stay right there.
03:50Yeah.
03:50No, two.
03:52We just do the second round and then we get rid of two.
03:54Yeah, two.
03:55We'll get a two on the next round.
03:56We're changing it for that.
03:57We require more information.
03:58This is our platform.
04:01One more round.
04:03We're changing it.
04:04All right.
04:05Round two.
04:05Bring on round two.
04:06There's chaos going on here.
04:08Okay, round two is asking about their background and how they got into the force
04:11and their most memorable moments in the force.
04:13Let's go reverse order.
04:14Reverse order.
04:16So why did you join the police?
04:18And then what was a memory you've got from being in the police force?
04:21So how I got into doing the police, I actually stopped a robbery,
04:24but I wasn't actually in the police.
04:27I was actually working in a sports shop at the time.
04:31And these guys robbed the shop in the high street.
04:36Naughty.
04:36Yeah, naughty.
04:38How did you apprehend them?
04:39Well, I didn't, but I managed, because I was in the car park,
04:42so I managed to do a typical female driver and do the old kangaroo juice back
04:46and got in their way when they were trying to get out of the car park.
04:50And that got in.
04:50By that time, the police had got there and arrested them.
04:53And when they went to court.
04:55All right.
04:56It's a good story.
04:57It's a good story.
04:57It's a good story.
04:58But is it just a story is the question.
05:00But I don't know.
05:01I don't know.
05:03Heidi, I had a lot of hope for you, but I don't think you're a copper.
05:06Oh, okay.
05:08All right, number four.
05:09That's your prerogative.
05:11What was the color of the person who was...
05:15Are you talking to me?
05:17Yeah.
05:18What was the color of the person that was...
05:20Doing the robbery?
05:20Doing the robbery.
05:21Am I allowed to say, really?
05:23Yeah.
05:24You tell us.
05:24Yeah, you tell us.
05:25Tell us the facts.
05:27Same as your skin color.
05:33And another thing.
05:35He was holding a knife and smashing it on the windscreen.
05:38Going, get out of my way.
05:41You made it worse for yourself.
05:42All right, moving on.
05:45Number five.
05:46The comments are saying, well, well, well.
05:48Good job.
05:49Number five.
05:50Five is so serious.
05:51Can we find out...
05:52Ben.
05:52Ben.
05:53Why you joined the force in a memorable moment.
05:55Same reason everybody joins.
05:57Because I want to make a difference.
05:58Oh, wow.
05:59What a lie.
06:00All right.
06:01Maybe too good a lie.
06:02What difference have you made so far?
06:05Well, I had a short career.
06:06So maybe I didn't make a great difference.
06:09Oh, no, don't say that.
06:10Well done.
06:11Well done.
06:13Well done.
06:14The ball just got rolling.
06:15What was a memorable moment?
06:16In your two years, what's a moment that was memorable?
06:19Oh, quite a few memorable things, I think.
06:21Just need one.
06:23A murder.
06:24A murder?
06:25Jesus Christ.
06:27You witnessed a murder?
06:29Oh, did you do the murder?
06:33I was involved in it.
06:34Yes, Ben.
06:36Yes.
06:37It's not Ben.
06:38Get him away from here.
06:40It's not Ben.
06:40Get him away from here.
06:41I assume.
06:42I'd hope.
06:42Okay, moving on.
06:43This is very serious.
06:44I made me use the murderer.
06:45Number four.
06:46I joined because I used to work in child protection for social services.
06:51And then I moved to child protection for the police.
06:53And my most memorable moment, honestly, was leaving.
06:57Ouch!
06:58It was halfway through the month.
06:59I actually think halfway through the month.
07:02I mean, four's legit.
07:02That's a really good, really good answer.
07:06Great story, Paul.
07:07Yeah, fair.
07:07Yeah, okay.
07:08I'm excited for this one.
07:09Yeah, number three.
07:10That's great.
07:11Why's that then?
07:12Don't worry, come on.
07:13So my old man was part of the police force, and I wanted to join him.
07:19And then he got really ill, and I just took time off, and I never really got back into it.
07:24Now you feel bad.
07:25No, it's like a BGT sob story.
07:28Why have you done that to me, though?
07:28You must have a good story.
07:30You got a good memory from the police force?
07:31Not really.
07:31Okay, fantastic.
07:32I'll lighten the mood.
07:34Have you ever used your handcuffs sexually?
07:36No.
07:37Fantastic.
07:37I have.
07:38Yeah!
07:42Explain.
07:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:46Well, I will do, but later.
07:49Number two, let's hear it.
07:51I wanted to be part of the community and help, and that's why I actually joined the force.
07:57But yeah, I was there for three years.
07:59There's other ways to help the community.
08:01Why specifically the force?
08:03People thought I'd be great in the force.
08:07And a good memory or a memorable moment?
08:10There's quite, there's been quite a few.
08:11There's been arrests where we had to do, and there was a guy that, um...
08:17So wait, wait, wait.
08:18So you enjoyed arresting people?
08:20Yes.
08:20Sometimes it's got to feel good.
08:22Imagine it's like an actual ticket, and you get to lock the cuffs on there.
08:24All right, well, how do you arrest someone?
08:27That's a nice round, probably.
08:29You get to excite that time, bro.
08:32Number one.
08:33I started as a PCSO, um, to make a difference.
08:36What's a PSO?
08:37A PSO?
08:37Police community sports, sir.
08:39And then I decided, obviously, that I wanted to progress my career.
08:42And then I went up to a PC.
08:43Um, do you want to know why I left?
08:45As in a computer?
08:46Yeah, yeah, what are you doing?
08:47You're going to do that.
08:47Well, you turned into a computer.
08:50Computer?
08:53So the reason I left is, um, I didn't think that I could make as much difference
08:58as I'd like to have made.
08:59And that, obviously, hierarchy wasn't really allowing us to kind of do our job properly.
09:03Dan, police commissioner.
09:05Wow, that's an honest story.
09:07Yeah, fair enough.
09:07That was a good idea.
09:08A redeeming tale.
09:09I mean, it's part of a lie, though, isn't it?
09:12Oh.
09:12When I heard that round, yeah.
09:14For me, Heidi's done a complete 180.
09:16Yeah, Heidi, Heidi, I think you might have cooked it.
09:19I think, do we get a two now?
09:22I say, let's keep six, because she's bent.
09:24Yeah, but that's because you want a man by the handcuffs.
09:26Also, could that story be so, like, unbelievable that it's true?
09:30I, I, I wouldn't have thought of two.
09:31I, I, now I'm with you.
09:34Based on the memorable story, just being arrested.
09:37Just, aw, I love arresting people.
09:38I feel like in two years, in two, was it two years?
09:41You don't think arresting people would be fine?
09:43Two years?
09:43No, I think there's more fun things.
09:46In two years, something, something's gone off.
09:48No, imagine.
09:49In the police service, like, something mad is happening.
09:51Imagine chasing a criminal down.
09:53Five is going, lads.
09:54Five is going.
09:55Five's going?
09:56Oh, I don't know about five.
09:57Oh, he went, oh, a murder.
10:00Yeah, yeah, also, also, yeah.
10:02Also, you can't say too much legally, you know, maybe.
10:04No, no, no.
10:06I'm with you.
10:07All right, wait, how, what, what happened in the murder?
10:10What happened in the murder?
10:12Yeah.
10:12They died.
10:17Give me more.
10:18I'm ready to vote.
10:19No, no, no, give me more, give me more on the murder.
10:21How did said person die?
10:24They were murdered.
10:25They had their throat cut.
10:27Oh.
10:27With what?
10:29I don't know.
10:33He's got to go, he's got to go, he's got to go.
10:35Doesn't know the murder weapon.
10:36What investigation was that?
10:38Maybe he, like, never found out.
10:40No.
10:40It is an investigation.
10:42You can always find out the answer.
10:44Listen, right, I'll vote.
10:44Let's close that in a more certain way than, I don't know.
10:47Yeah.
10:48I'm ready to vote.
10:49I'm voting five and two.
10:51Do we have to get ready?
10:51Five and two.
10:52Five and two.
10:53Ah, fine.
10:54Five and two.
10:55Five and two.
10:56Five and two.
10:57Five and two, sorry.
10:58Three, though.
10:59Nah, three.
10:59He can chill for a bit.
11:00Three, three, I mean, it might be.
11:02He gave a sad story as well.
11:03We can't vote him out.
11:04Yeah, yeah, we can't.
11:05He's got one round immunity.
11:06Five and two.
11:07We don't think you're police officers.
11:09And if we're wrong, we're sorry.
11:10Yeah.
11:11And please don't arrest us.
11:12Why does it look so serious?
11:14I know, right?
11:15Bro, smile.
11:16Are we both going?
11:17Yeah, sorry.
11:18I can't believe it.
11:20Who looks really chuffed that they're still here?
11:22Four looks buzzing that they're still here.
11:24But you would be.
11:24How would you be?
11:25I think you would be.
11:26I think you would be.
11:28I think you would be.
11:29You would be happy if you're still there, because you're
11:31presenting yourself as what you are.
11:32Yeah.
11:33I thought he looks like he wants to kill himself.
11:35No, no, no, no.
11:36I can't say that.
11:37You all right?
11:38I was looking at you, really, so.
11:40Yeah.
11:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:42OK, this round, we're going to test their knowledge on the law.
11:44So we're going to say a random crime.
11:46And hopefully our contestants can let us know what the crime
11:49actually was, and when it came to act,
11:51or what law it is when it came to act.
11:52And how long the sentences also would be great.
11:54It would be great.
11:55If you want that.
11:55Just whatever information they can give us.
11:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:58All right, number one.
11:59I ran over my friend's foot in my car intentionally.
12:04What have I done there?
12:05So you've intentionally run over someone's foot?
12:07Three broken toes.
12:08So obviously it's careless driving.
12:10Well, I cared that I did it.
12:12It was intense.
12:14It's still beyond the offense of careless driving.
12:16And that's under the road traffic act.
12:18I was totally there.
12:18I'm just kidding.
12:19Oh.
12:21It's just careless driving.
12:23It's not assault with a vehicle or something, no?
12:25It'd be careless driving.
12:26It's just careless driving.
12:27I can't believe it.
12:28Even if there was intent behind it?
12:30Well, no.
12:30He's driven over a foot.
12:31He hasn't obviously driven over the person.
12:33Well, it's not just anything.
12:34He intended to hit the whole body.
12:34Is it just your foot?
12:35Right, OK.
12:35No, no, and I'm going through his foot.
12:37Assaults.
12:38And number three.
12:38What do you want to do?
12:39I just shot my grandma off.
12:41Oh, that's not good.
12:42In the head.
12:43Oh.
12:44What's up?
12:44I don't know.
12:45It wasn't part of my department, really.
12:48I respect that, yeah.
12:49That's quite honest.
12:50You weren't dealing with grandma off.
12:51What was your department?
12:52I was just traffic, really.
12:54Traffic.
12:55Also, same question.
12:56Do you agree with number one about me running over his foot?
12:58Or no?
12:59No.
12:59No?
13:00You don't agree?
13:01You don't agree.
13:02So I've just undertaken someone on the M-way.
13:05What offense have I committed?
13:06Well, you undertook.
13:07Yeah?
13:07But tell me more.
13:08What's the punishment?
13:09What's the?
13:09Well, it's nothing, really.
13:11No, I respect it.
13:12I can't believe it's still here.
13:14I just stole money from a store.
13:16Oh.
13:16Oh.
13:17That's theft.
13:18Theft.
13:18Yeah, but how much did you steal?
13:20But it's not even his department.
13:21He said that already.
13:21Yeah.
13:21How much did you steal?
13:22Yeah, he said driving, didn't he?
13:24Oh, yeah.
13:25What is it?
13:26Trafficking?
13:27Drug trafficking?
13:28No, it's just traffic.
13:29Just sat there in your car.
13:31Okay, all right.
13:32120 miles an hour.
13:34And I killed someone.
13:36Whoa.
13:38Well, for starters, how would I know if you killed someone?
13:40Because they're dead.
13:41Yeah, but how would I know if he killed someone?
13:42No, it was on camera.
13:44If he smashed his car at 120, mate, I'm pretty sure he ain't.
13:49Well, I wouldn't chase it because that's too dangerous.
13:51Yeah, so he's not a pursuit officer.
13:52So what did you do as a traffic officer?
13:54He would be doing traffic stops.
13:55He was doing the fucking lollipop.
13:56That's what he was doing.
13:59No, I just sat there, pulled over people that didn't have
14:01like not good insurance or didn't have a driver's seat.
14:05Not good insurance.
14:06So how long do I have to give him my insurance after?
14:09I've got a question.
14:10Well, you can't drive a car if you don't have an insurance.
14:12But let's say you pulled me over and I had no proof of documents.
14:15How long would I have to provide those for you?
14:17Well, we'll just search you up, see if your car's illegible for insurance,
14:21MIT, whatever.
14:22You see me with 70% hints, what are you doing?
14:24Well, it's the least of my problems, really.
14:26There's all the crimes in the world that's going on.
14:32I know the answer.
14:33They make you peel them off on the spot.
14:36How'd you know that?
14:40They will make you peel that shit off on the spot, bro.
14:43We'll move on to the next.
14:45Number four.
14:46I've got one.
14:47I have confused my grandma and convinced her to give me her life savings.
14:52What have I done?
14:55Your grandma or just a grandma?
14:57You're not a grandma.
14:58It's a bit nasty doing it to your own grandma.
15:01I've found a grandma and she's given me her life savings.
15:05Got her a bit quickly.
15:06So it's obviously theft, but don't ask me what it comes under,
15:09because I worked in child protection.
15:10Yeah, it's a good answer.
15:11What if he stole the child?
15:13He wouldn't steal the child.
15:15You didn't steal the child.
15:18Big Star definitely didn't.
15:19No, I didn't.
15:21What is stealing the child?
15:23Kidnap.
15:24Yeah.
15:26What's the law for that?
15:27I don't know.
15:28Yeah, fair.
15:29Just say that as well, yeah.
15:31Because we didn't know the answer anyway.
15:32Yeah, that's true.
15:33That came in 1992, it's the Kidnap Act.
15:35We're always Googling stuff.
15:36We always Google stuff.
15:37Yeah, it's true.
15:38They wouldn't admit that one.
15:40I don't know, you know.
15:41Chat GPT probably polices us more than the first two's.
15:44I think five was the policeman.
15:46No, we haven't fucked this.
15:47There's no way.
15:48Number six, you catch me in handcuffs.
15:51You catch me in the park and I'm smoking a big old spliff.
15:55Like a massive one.
15:56And it's not 420?
15:57No, it's just a random Tuesday.
15:59419.
16:00A random Tuesday, we'd be arrested under the drug act, wouldn't you?
16:03In 2006.
16:05Would you arrest me?
16:05You would just tell me to put it out.
16:07Because you're doing it in public, aren't you?
16:10So you're exposing yourself.
16:12I'm in a bush.
16:13Doing it in public.
16:14I'm in a bush.
16:15Harry sat in a bush.
16:16What else are you doing in the bush?
16:18Well, no, no, no.
16:19Wouldn't you like to know?
16:21Do you want to borrow my handcuffs?
16:24No, Heidi, it can't be Heidi.
16:25Oh, I do.
16:272006?
16:27Yeah.
16:28Why 2006?
16:29Because they changed it then.
16:30Oh.
16:31What was the latest change?
16:32What was the update?
16:33Well, I can't actually tell you.
16:35Oh.
16:36What?
16:36Because I haven't been in the force for 11 years,
16:39but I know that they changed it in 2006.
16:42Oh.
16:42Oh, dear.
16:43Hmm.
16:45Slightly tweaked.
16:46I, I, I, I pissed on your police car.
16:49Oh.
16:50I'd ask you to lick it off.
16:52Oh.
16:53That's actually a better punishment.
16:55That's a great punishment, yeah.
16:56You're a kinky.
16:57I actually, yeah, it's a good one.
16:59I should have known that when we spoke about the...
17:02That's a good one.
17:03We've got, we've got, we've got, we've got to get...
17:05I have been rep-commanded for weeing by the police.
17:08Yeah.
17:08So I know what happened.
17:09It's defamation, isn't it?
17:10Basically, you've like, done something on someone's...
17:13Defamation?
17:13I don't know.
17:14Defamation!
17:15You've soiled someone's property, haven't you?
17:18No, I wasn't there.
17:18What are euros?
17:19No, no, I got a full actual...
17:21Ticket in choice.
17:22What did it say?
17:23Yeah, yeah.
17:23What did it say?
17:24Uh, it was public indecency and damaging of property.
17:28And I got a full ticket through.
17:29And I had to submit it to the local council's website.
17:32I've just given them all the answers now.
17:34Yeah, well...
17:34It's done that anyway.
17:35It's done it, yeah.
17:36It's not defamation, doesn't it?
17:37I didn't, I didn't.
17:38It's not defamation.
17:39I meant defecation.
17:41Or desecration.
17:42Not desecration.
17:44There's no poo, I promise.
17:47I just did a wee on the wall.
17:48I thought you said you did it on the police car.
17:50No, no, he did that.
17:51I know, him, him.
17:52Number five, do you want to come back?
17:54I don't think it's fine.
17:55I think we're safe, I think it's fine.
17:57You can't call someone back, surely?
17:59I think it's fine.
17:59You're right, exactly.
18:00So you set the rules around, dude.
18:02Right, one person?
18:03Six.
18:04It's got to be.
18:05You've run out of road, I think.
18:09No more runway.
18:10It's three, three.
18:12Let's get rid of three.
18:13Let's get rid of three.
18:14Oh, yeah, yeah.
18:15He doesn't want to be here, man.
18:16Yeah, no, three.
18:17You reckon he does?
18:19He's got more chance of being a policeman than six.
18:21I've never seen a police officer with an earring
18:24in one of their ears.
18:25What?
18:26Couldn't see that.
18:26He's not in the force anymore.
18:27He had six moments and said no.
18:29I'm on to you, mate.
18:31It's not you.
18:31All right, go down.
18:32Harry, I'm going six.
18:34I'm going six.
18:34Toby.
18:35I'm going to go three.
18:36I'm going to go three.
18:37I'm also going to go three.
18:39What?
18:39Three.
18:40Get out of here.
18:41All right.
18:41Harry has that look about him that he's like, no, you're wrong.
18:44Yeah, you're wrong.
18:45No one.
18:46We definitely got this.
18:47Do you think they cast someone who's in the force for six months just to throw us?
18:50Because that's mean, because we can never get this right anywhere.
18:51Four, I believe in you so much.
18:53Four, I believe in you.
18:54If you let me down, Four, you're the police officer.
18:58Okay, this round is our role play round.
19:01No.
19:02The police officers are going to arrest us, one of us, and put us in the car.
19:05And it's our job to decipher who does it most accurately.
19:07Okay.
19:08So let's go to a one first.
19:09Who, you know what?
19:10You can decide who you're going to arrest.
19:11You can arrest any of us.
19:12Who do you want to arrest?
19:13This young man here.
19:13Me?
19:14I would arrest him.
19:15Oh no, he's got me.
19:16What have you done?
19:16You're squiffing.
19:17What have I done?
19:18Harry, go in the bush.
19:19Harry, go in the bush.
19:20You're smoking your squirt in the bush and start hitting your jet.
19:22I don't think that's enough to arrest you.
19:23That's not enough.
19:24Okay.
19:24He's possession.
19:25There's loads on him.
19:26Possession, right.
19:27Is he a dealer, is he?
19:28He's a big old bag.
19:29Oh no, get away from him.
19:31I got so many drugs on me.
19:32Hello mate.
19:33Ah!
19:33Stay where you are.
19:34He's actually quiet.
19:35I just want to search you for drugs.
19:37Don't look in there because there's drugs in there.
19:40That's a mic pack.
19:41Oh no.
19:42Right, got some drugs on me.
19:44I'm afraid you're under arrest.
19:45I don't want to be under arrest.
19:46I have to be under arrest?
19:47Sorry?
19:47I don't want to be under arrest.
19:49Oh, you are under arrest.
19:49Oh, okay.
19:50You're under arrest for possession of drugs.
19:52You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defense
19:53if you do not mention when questioned something which you need to rely on in court.
19:56Anything you do say may be given an evidence.
19:58He's actually, he's rattled that off pretty well.
20:00He's throwing up right now.
20:01All right.
20:02In the car.
20:03In the car.
20:03Oh, yeah.
20:04Oh, he's done it.
20:04Oh, I'm in the head.
20:05I'm in the head.
20:07Yeah, but what if he just watched loads of episodes of The Bill?
20:11Ah!
20:11Ah!
20:12That's right.
20:13Wait, wait.
20:14You were nicked, mate.
20:15This is horrible.
20:16Oh, God.
20:18He's been bagged.
20:19He's been bagged.
20:20The thing is, what if he's just watched like three seasons of The Bill?
20:23I always watch The Bill.
20:25I always watch The Bill.
20:26What if he's in The Bill?
20:27Harry, don't like it.
20:28That would be, that would be a crazy guy.
20:31Can I release him?
20:32That would be a crazy guy.
20:32Nah, leave him there.
20:33No, let me out.
20:34I need nothing and do nothing.
20:35He's been, oh.
20:37Then we're all in the car together.
20:38That would have been true.
20:39All right, just step over.
20:40All right.
20:41Leave him in them.
20:43Back in the middle.
20:44Let's sit down and watch out.
20:45See how smooth he takes them off.
20:46Oh, fairly smooth actually.
20:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:48Lawyer got you out that.
20:49Is that your first time in handcuffs?
20:50Yeah.
20:51How does it feel?
20:52You know what?
20:53It was, it was, it was liberated.
20:55I enjoyed it.
20:56Thank you, sir.
20:57That was a smooth arrest, if I'm not mistaken.
21:00He crossed my hands over the right way.
21:02Did your head, did your head when you went in?
21:03Did my head when I got in.
21:04He rattled off the, the Miranda rights.
21:06How do you know that's right then, if you've never been arrested?
21:09He was resetting all the time.
21:10To be fair, it's wise.
21:11We've all watched films.
21:13Yeah, but then are we just, is he just copied?
21:15That's what I'm saying.
21:16Yeah, you have to.
21:17Can we be a police actor?
21:18All right.
21:18Number six or number four?
21:19Let's go four through your line.
21:21Okay, I'm going to arrest KSI.
21:24What's he done?
21:25What's he done?
21:26What hasn't he done?
21:27Oh, God.
21:30This is concerning, because she was in child protection.
21:32Yeah.
21:33Not the one you want to be arrested by.
21:34Is that your crime?
21:36He kicked a kid.
21:37He kicked a toddler.
21:38He's beating toddlers up.
21:39There's a child.
21:50He's running away.
21:56The child is still flying.
21:59I believed you.
22:02What kind of child protection is this?
22:07Some kids deserve it.
22:08Oh, no.
22:10Oh, get him.
22:15Get him.
22:16Get him.
22:16Get him.
22:18Get him.
22:18Get him.
22:19Get him.
22:21Get him.
22:22You want to arrest in anyone.
22:23Oh, my God.
22:24Oh, guys.
22:25Guys, I don't.
22:26There is no.
22:26You could have arrested.
22:27He's gone away.
22:29He's gone away.
22:29He's gone away.
22:31I don't know.
22:32I don't know anymore.
22:32Number four.
22:33I don't know anymore.
22:35Oh, no.
22:36Sorry.
22:39That's why I don't work for them anymore.
22:41Because you just started laughing.
22:43You saw a kid getting kicked and started creasing.
22:45It was like, yeah, out of the force for you.
22:46Oh, no, no, no.
22:48To be fair, you hit it with Vim still.
22:50You hit it with Vim.
22:52All right.
22:53Number six.
22:54Please arrest someone.
22:55Can I arrest you?
22:56Yeah.
22:56Oh.
22:58Let's go, Josh.
22:59What have I done?
22:59You've been a naughty boy.
23:01I've been a really bad boy.
23:03Bearing in mind, I haven't served for 11 years.
23:06What have you been doing?
23:07I was hiring prostitutes.
23:09You're hiring prostitutes?
23:10Yeah.
23:10Openly in public.
23:11Excuse me, young man.
23:12Openly in public.
23:13Openly in public.
23:14Yeah.
23:15Loads in the park.
23:16So do you have anything to do with those ladies over there on the line?
23:20Yeah, all of them.
23:21I paid for them.
23:22You've been soliciting women for money, yes?
23:25Yes.
23:25You're under arrest, young man.
23:27I thought they said it was fine.
23:28They said it was fine.
23:29I don't know.
23:30She said five pounds for a blowjob.
23:31Oh, God.
23:33That was pretty good.
23:34If you're under arrest, you may not say anything.
23:36Where are we going?
23:36You may not what?
23:37No, remember, I haven't.
23:39Hold on a second.
23:40Remember, I haven't done it for 11 years.
23:42Oh.
23:42Yeah, 11 years.
23:43Where am I going?
23:44You're going over into the car, Sonny.
23:46Sonny?
23:46No handcuffs.
23:47Josh is going to bust me.
23:49Should I tell you I've got no handcuffs?
23:55Because I've got no key to undo it.
23:57Oh.
23:58I haven't served for 11 years, so I don't have the key anymore.
24:01That probably happens quite a lot, actually.
24:03There you go.
24:04They probably handcuff people and lose the key, and then they're like,
24:05sorry.
24:06In you get young, Dan.
24:07Either way, Josh is getting out.
24:08Mind your head as you get in.
24:11Josh is free to go.
24:13Josh can go on every night.
24:15What about the Miranda roads?
24:18Josh can let Josh.
24:20You can leave whenever you like.
24:21Josh is free to go.
24:21I don't know if he can.
24:23He looks pretty trapped.
24:24Can I free my guy?
24:25Can I do this?
24:26Hello, mate.
24:27You've been released.
24:28Criminals working together.
24:29I don't know if he's working together.
24:31It's probably good.
24:32Not one Miranda ride.
24:33A bus case.
24:34I don't know.
24:35I didn't know that.
24:35No riots are red.
24:36Four ads, so much hope.
24:37You just find things.
24:38I don't know.
24:39Can we try again?
24:40No.
24:41No.
24:41You just pissed yourself.
24:45I had so much hope.
24:46One was a good arrest, and it felt like.
24:48It felt real to me.
24:49You could be a police actor.
24:51You look a little bit too proud.
24:52It wasn't real.
24:53And then four wasn't really a great arrest.
24:56It wasn't an arrest.
24:58There was nothing.
24:59You're kind of part of the crime.
24:59It was a good laugh.
25:00And a conflict.
25:01You got a joy, didn't it?
25:02An accessory child kicker.
25:04You said you're a child kicker and you are a child kicker.
25:06That's what I like to say.
25:07Number six didn't read the right.
25:09Do you know what I liked about number six though?
25:10The knowledge that you need to have the key for the,
25:12for the handcuffs.
25:13I feel like if you're getting to arrest someone,
25:15you're just going to go and.
25:16But isn't that just general knowledge?
25:17Is that not common knowledge?
25:18I don't know.
25:19I feel like, I feel like you're making a case for it.
25:24We've got it wrong again.
25:25Can we please have some logic?
25:27Six has got to go.
25:28So yeah.
25:29What do you mean?
25:30Four has to go?
25:31Four.
25:31Four.
25:32Four.
25:33You kicked the child.
25:34No, I believe four.
25:35What is it about me?
25:36I should have arrested you.
25:38No, no, no.
25:38I just don't believe you.
25:40Even though four did not attempt to arrest,
25:42I still believe you would find it funny.
25:45Yeah.
25:45I think you're reenact in your own job.
25:47Should we just get rid of one?
25:49No, no.
25:50Too good.
25:50No, but too good.
25:51He could have been too much.
25:52Was it too good?
25:53It's smooth.
25:54He looks too proud of it.
25:55Was it too good?
25:56He's like, yeah, I still got it.
25:56I'm starting to vote.
25:57I'm voting one.
25:58Oh.
25:59I'm with you.
26:00I'm voting six.
26:01I'm voting one.
26:02I'm voting six.
26:03Two, two, six, two, one.
26:05I'm voting six.
26:06I'm voting six.
26:06Three for six.
26:07So I'll take one or six.
26:08I'll just go six.
26:10Oh.
26:11Heidi.
26:12I think that might have been.
26:14I think it might be her, you know.
26:17It might be her.
26:18It can't be.
26:19And then there were two.
26:20All right.
26:20We need to think.
26:21We need to think deeply here.
26:22Let's actually get this, lads.
26:23All right.
26:23Final round.
26:24We will ask a question to each of our contestants.
26:27And that will help us decipher which one is the real one.
26:29Right.
26:30Hopefully.
26:30Do you think they're still in here?
26:32I, yeah, you guys should have, have had like a PC number.
26:37Right.
26:38When you say like, this is PC, zero, whatever.
26:40What was yours?
26:41PC, nine, one, three, four, two.
26:42Nine, three, four, two.
26:44Right.
26:45Okay.
26:45Number four.
26:48Oh, no.
26:50Oh, no.
26:51Oh, no.
26:52I believe you get number four.
26:55You didn't give me a minute.
26:57You just.
26:58But it wasn't long.
27:00So maybe she.
27:01Right.
27:03There's a cow kicker.
27:04He's kicked someone.
27:05You're arresting him and saying.
27:08This is pretty close to the ball.
27:09No, no, no.
27:10Do you honestly want the number?
27:12Yes, please.
27:12You don't even believe it.
27:13Please see one, two, three, four.
27:15Right.
27:17Right.
27:18Right.
27:19Are we going to waste time?
27:20Should we just end this round?
27:21I believe you.
27:21I believe four so much.
27:23I'm an idiot.
27:23I'm an idiot.
27:24What was your collar number again?
27:25One, three, four, two.
27:26That's not what the first number you said.
27:28It was the first number I said.
27:29You said nine, one, three, four, two.
27:31One, three, four, two.
27:32Yeah, because it's neither of them, guys.
27:34There was a nine.
27:35There was a nine before.
27:35There was a nine before.
27:36He said five.
27:37You said five.
27:38He said PC nine, one, three, four, two.
27:39Nine, one, three, four, two.
27:40One, three, four, two.
27:41Where's the nine?
27:42I heard a nine.
27:43I heard a nine.
27:43He said shit.
27:44One, three, four, two.
27:44We lost it, bro.
27:46I think you know what it is, yeah?
27:47Yeah.
27:47Freaking number three was the police officer.
27:49That's what it is as well.
27:50What crime is the easiest?
27:52What crime is like people think it's hard to get away with.
27:56It's actually quite easy to get away with.
27:58Antisocial behavior.
27:58Oh, okay.
27:59Oh, yeah.
28:00Yeah.
28:01Number four.
28:02Freaking kids.
28:03So good.
28:03We're too good.
28:04That's we're so good.
28:05It's done.
28:05It's over.
28:05I'm going to the toilet.
28:08It's done, it's done, it's done.
28:09Who do you think it is?
28:10It's over.
28:11It's fine.
28:11No, no, it's just, it's over.
28:12Why are you so serious?
28:14Because of how serious he was.
28:16Ford, do you want to, could you tell me what?
28:19Probably not.
28:21What's 68 minus one?
28:2367.
28:26What was your favorite snack as a police officer?
28:30Dunkin' Donuts.
28:31Dunkin' Donuts?
28:33That's Southern American.
28:35He's a police officer.
28:36Just like Chief Wiggum.
28:37There's like 12 Dunkin' Donuts in the UK.
28:39There is.
28:40There's not many Dunkin' Donuts in the UK.
28:42There's not many.
28:43There's a few, but not many.
28:43Half of them got here.
28:44Yeah, I'm fine.
28:45Four.
28:45Mine is so dull.
28:47Baby Bell and a Diet Coke.
28:48Baby Bell and a Diet Coke.
28:49Girl dinner.
28:49No, you ask questions.
28:50You have a question.
28:51Number four, are you just lying to us?
28:54No.
28:56Well, that settles that then.
28:57Yeah, we must hear them.
29:00Ask mine if he's lying to us.
29:01Number one, are you lying to us?
29:03No.
29:04Oh, it's going to be him as well then.
29:05They're both police officers.
29:06Who do you think is the actual police officer?
29:09That's a good question, actually, yeah.
29:10Me.
29:10Besides yourself.
29:12I think four.
29:13You think four's the...
29:14Oh.
29:15And number four?
29:16Four.
29:18You don't believe that.
29:19It's number one trying to win at the last moment
29:22by making us vote for number four.
29:24We've lost it, mate.
29:25Of course we have.
29:26We've lost it.
29:26We've lost it.
29:27We've lost it.
29:28Assuming you both use patrol vehicles at some point,
29:30what was the number on top of your car?
29:32Thirty.
29:33Thirty?
29:33Oh.
29:34And I didn't.
29:35I was mainly in the office.
29:36Make sense.
29:37We can tell.
29:38Makes sense.
29:39We can tell.
29:39Have you ever had sex in a police car?
29:42What?
29:42It's in the office.
29:43This one.
29:44You never know, man.
29:46They're not in the office anymore.
29:47This isn't even a sexual video.
29:51Other ones we've done have been like a little bit scary.
29:55This is just guess the police car.
29:56I'm ready to vote.
29:57I'm voting four.
29:58I'm voting one.
29:59I'm voting four.
30:00I'm voting four.
30:01One has done the best performance of police car.
30:04I'm committed to the bit.
30:05It's four.
30:06I'm voting four.
30:07But one has done the best job.
30:09Yeah, yeah.
30:10No, no.
30:11Four is the one.
30:11I'm committed to the bit.
30:13Sure, four is the one.
30:15One has done the best performance of it.
30:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:18All right.
30:18OK, well, that's it.
30:22This might be the worst performance ever.
30:24Time to reveal who the real police officer is.
30:26Three.
30:27Two.
30:29One.
30:30Reveal yourself.
30:31No, no, no.
30:32Who's going to go for it?
30:34Is it?
30:34No.
30:35Yeah.
30:36Oh.
30:36Noah.
30:37Yeah, it is.
30:39It's fine.
30:40I was PC4950.
30:42Yep.
30:42I've been on shift for an hour and 15 minutes on my first shift
30:45when I arrived at a murder.
30:46Oh, my God.
30:47So he was just telling the truth.
30:48Yeah, he was just telling the truth.
30:50That was your first shift.
30:51I know it.
30:51My first shift.
30:52Fuck!
30:54I'd come out of the tutor pod.
30:55I'd been on shift an hour and 15 minutes.
30:57What was the weapon?
30:58Murder weapon.
30:59The murder weapon.
31:00I was the arresting officer.
31:02I didn't view the building is flooded with police officers very, very quickly.
31:06Situation like that.
31:07I didn't stick around to see what the murder weapon was.
31:10His throat was cut.
31:11Oh, wow.
31:12There were two individuals in the flat.
31:14There were three girls that had come from the flat above.
31:17There were paramedics on scene.
31:19We were en route and they were trying to keep him alive.
31:22We had an update on route that he'd died.
31:25So therefore, we'd gone from going to a grievous bodily harm to a murder.
31:30And yeah, that was my first part.
31:32Oh, it was par.
31:33Which weapon is it, bro?
31:34I don't even know what weapon it is.
31:35We're so bad.
31:36We technically voted around first.
31:38Yeah, we did.
31:39For putting the first bunch.
31:40Every time.
31:40But you're consistent, at least.
31:43That's consistently shit.
31:44That is so bad.
31:45Good job.
31:45We're not pleased to have to take himself.
31:47I guess, one, what do you do as your actual job?
31:49So I own the company that supply this vehicle.
31:52All right.
31:54And I've been a supporting artist and actor for about 15 odd years.
31:59Yeah.
31:59Playing police roles.
32:00Number two.
32:01I do acting, but I'm also a dancer and training stunts.
32:05Okay.
32:06Oh, stunts.
32:06Three.
32:07I do acting, but I'm currently training to be an electrician.
32:10Okay.
32:10Okay.
32:11Four.
32:12I work in child protection.
32:13Yeah.
32:14I don't.
32:15I don't.
32:18I absolutely don't.
32:19No, I'm an actress and I also own a catering company.
32:22Okay.
32:23Okay.
32:23And Heidi, number six.
32:24I am a professional singer and been singing for 30 years.
32:28Oh, all right.
32:30Well done.
32:30Well, well done everyone.
32:32I appreciate that.
32:32You're sorry.
32:33I apologize.
32:34You blended too well.
32:36Yeah.
32:36Ben, please.
32:37Nice.
32:38Murder.
32:38I don't know.
32:39Why are we so bad at this?
32:40We're so bad at this.
32:42Thanks for watching.
32:43We'll see you guys next time to try and get it right.
32:45Every single time.
32:46We'll see you next time.
32:46We'll see you next time.
32:46We'll see you next time.
32:47We'll see you next time.
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