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00:01I don't understand why they want these filled with fucking helium.
00:03It's for the AVN Awards, man.
00:05It's like the fucking Oscars of porn.
00:08And they want them floating from the rafters.
00:10Check this out.
00:12Fuck me, I have several fuckable offices!
00:17Wait, wait, wait.
00:23No, fuck me. I'm a chick with a dick.
00:26Then you can fuck yourself.
00:28No!
00:30Let's move!
00:32Oh, shit.
00:33My dick fell off.
00:37Holy shit.
00:38I think this shit's my cousin.
00:40Watch out!
00:43Dude, you almost hit that guy.
00:44I did not.
00:45Yes, you did.
00:46He, like, came from nowhere.
00:48But it's not just the wives who need to give themselves freely to their husbands within the
00:52blessed confines of the marriage bed.
00:54Husbands need to surrender as well.
00:56Because women have desires too.
00:58Exactly.
00:59And those wifely desires are meant by God to be satisfied by their husbands.
01:03Even when we may not feel like it.
01:04Right, right.
01:05Like that ever happens.
01:06So this is how, this is how through marriage, we create the Garden of Eden again.
01:11Without shame and without sin.
01:13Queث!
01:13Oh, my Lord, Jesus!
01:16Oh, my Lord!
01:17Oh, my Lord!
01:17Sweet Jesus!
01:19Sweet Jesus!
01:21Oh, my Jesus!
01:22Oh, my Jesus!
01:41you're up early i'm always up early every day is a new adventure today we're having eggs
01:48what do you think of our new table
01:51well what is it indian persian i think what's the difference persia is iran and india is well
01:59india it's georgia's well we've been married for almost three months and we decided it might be
02:04time to move some of his things out of storage most of it's in the garage for now but we
02:08put
02:08the table in last night before we went to bed you see this this is called a horse that's funny
02:16daddy comes from what's called a rock it's a piece of gray whack i found wedged between the walls of
02:22the san andreas fault up near pescadero that's what a horse is a piece of displaced rock between the
02:28walls of a fault line well that's very helpful george thank you how's our little girl today
02:32good uh eating some eggs wearing some is this a new table it's persian persia does that exist
02:40anymore persia is a ram and this is a horse a piece of rock found between the walls of a
02:47fault
02:48very good claire george has been telling me all about his rocks who would have thought they could
02:53be so fascinating aren't they it's like going to school in your own home you know claire maybe you
03:00could take photos of some of george's keepsakes everyone of them has such an interesting story
03:04behind it well not all of them i mean it's been a while since you did any of your you
03:09know art i i just
03:11thought it might inspire you do i look like i need to be inspired actually you do
03:19oh i'm sorry don't be silly arthur i'll just grab my cottage cheese and take it up to my room
03:30is this persian yes it is i'm not sure if it works in this kitchen but it's very beautiful
03:39thank you
03:44i think it works in this kitchen i love it because it's yours
03:54apparently according to witnesses she just got out of her car and ran into traffic
04:00do they know why
04:05no i suppose we'll never know
04:09well the heart goes out to you
04:13it's horrible not knowing exactly what happened to someone you loved
04:19it was her time that's all the lord works in mysterious ways yes
04:26he certainly does
04:29so mr sheedy would you prefer an afternoon or an evening i'm sorry i'm sorry
04:34i just think in the interest of healthy grieving mr sheedy you need to give yourself permission to at
04:39least be curious as to why your wife would jump out of her car and run into traffic
04:45for no apparent reason why it's not going to bring her back
04:50nate
04:52i believe rico could use your assistance downstairs
04:57right
05:04very sorry for your loss
05:26some of the most striking tapestry out of the medieval age is to be found in central france
05:30uh in the chateau of angers during the 14th century a more gothic style would take root in england
05:37however introducing intricately calm hey you're claire fisher right i love that graveyard
05:43lightbox piece you had in the alumni show oh thanks i'm anita miller i started winter semester
05:49last year cool hi gothic architecture uh middle period
05:55this is where the flying budget oh god how much of this gothic stuff can there be
06:01and some of it's really beautiful but it's all starting to kind of run together in my head
06:05i hear that i see one more bleeding jesus i think i'll hurl maybe if you hurl on a bleeding
06:10jesus you
06:10could get an independent study credit or grant yeah i'm sure the nea is just dying to hand out
06:15money to christ evasers the nea is dying that's for sure so you working on anything no i haven't
06:24even picked up my camera since like last spring you please all i did was work at starbucks and
06:31see lame-ass movies like the hulk oh god when i saw that i was just like excuse me can
06:35somebody
06:35please explain those gigantic purple fucking pants i know just show us this big green package
06:40already can i help you hey you want to go out tomorrow night it's open mic night at the nuts
06:54and
06:54joltz my friend edie's doing her thing what's her thing it's kind of a punk folk poetry performance
07:01art kind of thing sure why not i can't believe you can't see this he's just using that happy
07:13she's on her way to jesus horseshit to distance himself from the truth the man lost his wife
07:17he's facing you know one of the worst things that can possibly happen to a person i just think that
07:22he needs to feel he needs to really really feel the loss and then you know the rage made everyone
07:28handles their grief in a different way he was nowhere even near actual grief maybe he's just
07:32trying to keep it together in front of his son yeah we don't want the kid to bump up against
07:35reality
07:35we want to prepare him for actual life maybe the man has faith in what god yes and god and
07:42maybe his
07:42faith in god is what sustains him well he's not sustained he's totally fucking checked out
07:48look you got to go through all the necessary stages of grief
07:52that's how you honor what the person actually meant to you
08:05how long were you with the lapd almost six years and why did you leave
08:11i uh i went off on a guy during a domestic abuse call
08:16did you kill the guy no i busted him up pretty bad though did you ever kill anybody in the
08:22line of duty
08:25once a guy pulled the gun and i did what i had to do it was a clean shooting
08:29i killed a guy during a domestic abuse call once mike now's not the time
08:36look putting some asshole in the hospital for beating up one his wife is not a problem
08:40we handle strictly high-end clientele mostly high-profile people in the music and entertainment industry
08:45we've handled mj both mjs actually whitney p diddy both mjs michael jordan and michael jackson mc jaggers and mj
08:58we've handled all three mjs then wow when you come to work for safeguard protection agency your job is
09:04not to put your hands on anyone during any given situation your job you still have to own it and
09:10diffuse the situation before it becomes a situation got it i don't think i have any more questions for
09:16now mr charles me neither do you have any questions for us no i don't think so no i really
09:24would like
09:25this job though i mean it's it's exactly the line of work that i'd like to get into i'm a
09:31hard worker
09:32and um you won't be sorry we'll call you okay oh shit you have any paper towels we'll take care
09:47of it
09:47mike mike i'm on it sorry about that oh thank you so much rico
10:07hey sweetie i am so glad that i met you
10:17i never had someone be so nice to me without expecting something in return you know yeah
10:24except for that one time which i didn't mind at all uh look sophia i'm married
10:31you know we both know it i'm just trying to help out a little here and there that's all
10:35could you do me a a huge favor you know the dvd player that you bought me last week
10:39i don't know how to hook it up sure yeah all right
10:48hey sweetie now you'll be able to watch all your favorite movies huh
11:00so you're going to work yeah it's just you know it's not you can't really control what other
11:04people think and i wish you didn't have to just be true to myself and be a good person you
11:08know
11:09do that for a living yeah well we all got to eat right yeah
11:18who watches nicole the lady upstairs
11:22or is her father
11:24fuck if i know look rico he's a speed freak and a deadbeat we're better off without him believe me
11:32and if you come to the club tonight don't call me sophia
11:35my club name is infinity infinity i know
11:41all right let's get this thing up
11:45okay i just figured nobody knows more about crazy people than i do i was raised by them i am
11:51one of
11:51them and really i'm way too old to be rubbing up strangers i think you're going to make an excellent
11:55therapist it's a pretty intensive fast track program i'll have to work my lazy ass off but i'll
12:00have my msw summer 2005. you can analyze me my mother is going to freak when she finds out
12:08i just never tell her so what day is this day 78 right more like 67 actually 67 where do
12:21you get 67
12:22those two weeks here in san jose don't count no they don't we didn't even talk during those two weeks
12:27yeah but we fantasized about each other speak for yourself you didn't even think about me
12:34while touching myself oh i like the sound of that yeah i bet you don't
12:40now i think it's only fair that we count the days in san jose
12:45think of it as time off or good behavior
12:49maybe
12:52here he goes
13:12some people think i'm in heaven but guess what
13:19there is no heaven except right here with you
13:33i want through the valley of the shadow of death
13:37i will fear no evil for thou art with me
13:41thy rod and thy staff they comfort me oh yeah oh yes oh yes
14:03hey is this too much no sir you are all that and a box of cookies you have to see
14:10that
14:11yeah i kind of do oh shit i gotta pick up that package in 20 minutes
14:16i cannot believe you're going to be a security guard to the stars security specialist oh but it's so
14:22hot who are you protecting today i have no idea all i know is i have to be at the
14:27meridian hotel at 11.
14:29i hope it's russell crowe or denzel washington or russell crowe and denzel washington
14:35imagine the possibilities
14:43i need a new suit
14:45well you can buy three new suits with the money you're going to make mr they start me out at
14:4825
14:49bucks a fucking hour some of these guys make a hundred if they go on tour holy
14:53shit we can finally get one of those gigantic flat screen high definition tvs you've been wanting
14:58yeah you know what else a house oh my god with a swimming pool and a jacuzzi and an o
15:06'keefe and
15:07merit stove and oven for the kitchen oh put your hands on me my job is to not put my
15:14hands on anybody
15:16oh my job is to low tone it and diffuse the situation before it becomes a situation oh yeah well
15:22diffuse this
15:39okay this is derek and jeffrey
15:44what's up you take a peek inside excuse me inside the case no you didn't give me the combination
15:53not that i would have if you had don't you want to know what you're transporting not if you don't
15:59need
15:59me to
16:06cd's blank cd cameron diaz wow want to meet cameron diaz no i'm putting you on lobby duty with derek
16:16and
16:16jeffrey tonight
16:31so what do we do now we're doing it you got some shades i left them in a car
16:58i really like this table of yours george although i must admit i kind of missed the old formica one
17:06i'm sure being a geologist you know formica was originally developed as an electrical insulator
17:10created as a replacement for mica a silicate mineral hence the word for mica actually that's not true
17:23mica whether biotide or muscovite is a silicate mineral that's true but formica is a plastic laminate
17:30developed for kitchen furnishings in the 1920s the one has nothing whatsoever to do with the other
17:44i stand corrected then they're both such interesting explanations though aren't they
17:54by the way that's my yogurt you're eating my name is clearly marked on the side of the container
17:59i hope you're planning on replacing however much of it you consume
18:17man i fuck her me too
18:27not that badass oh yeah no fucking doubt
18:34check out that
18:38you can't have that could if i wanted to in your dreams you could
18:46i've had funnier than that uh
18:51i'd definitely tap that ass
19:08okay i think you should go home
19:14it's still all right i know i just i want some alone time
19:21okay so when do we stop doing this going back to our respective places at the end of 90 days
19:28yes it's a good healthy period of rehabilitation that's all
19:34you know there's some people that go to rehab for 30 days
19:36those people usually relapse what about the 60 day people still pretty iffy
19:46okay i see so
19:51the 90 days is it the morning of the 90th day or is it the evening of the 90th day
19:57it would be the 91st actually that's so not fair no come on you're not 17 you can wait
20:06that'll be worth it trust me i just want to see that weird tattoo oh you've seen it already
20:12oh without all that annoying clothing to distract me
20:15just just once i want to get to know someone before i sleep with them
20:22i mean people used to get engaged before they'd even met and they'd stay engaged for years while
20:27they got to know each other people also used to think that cats could suck their souls out of their
20:32bodies they do you know technically i could stay over but for the 90 days we just have to
20:43keep a lid on it i don't think i could do that
20:55okay
21:02i'm gonna go across the quarry yard and i'm gonna count to 91 and i'm gonna masturbate
21:15you want more pizza babe you barely eat a thing
21:17i don't know i like pieces i'm full usually eat the whole pizza yourself are you feeling okay
21:25yeah i feel fine can i get some more tokens yeah keeping an eye on your brother over there
21:33yes yeah yeah what do you want for him
21:41how was work
21:43some shit different day
21:47you don't want to talk to me about anything
21:50why don't you tell me about your day i already did obviously you weren't listening i was listening
21:56what'd i say
22:02i'm just i'm just a little distracted right now that's all i'm just
22:05this is shaky's pizza night babe it's supposed to be fun
22:08you're having a blast what are you talking about
22:11no it's supposed to be fun for all of us
22:13i'm having fun
22:14you're a lying sack of shit
22:16hey you didn't have much of anything to talk to me about for six fucking months can i be distracted
22:19for one night
22:27your clitoris hot burning wet pinkness i wasn't the first and i won't be the last
22:35the crack of the world for all to explore except for me been there done that
22:44that's the end thank you
22:51i feel violated i don't think he's ever been laid
22:54oh that's edie
23:00okay can we make a rule for open mic night no more angry poems or songs with clitoral or vaginal
23:07references
23:07in them unless you have one
23:13here's my poem dedicated to every guy i've ever been with
23:19your penis is kind of nice too bad you're attached to it
23:27this next piece is a collaboration between me and my mom who lives in chicago
23:39my mom has cancer she's really angry even though she's been smoking three packs a day for 40 years
23:47edie feel sorry for her yet
23:51i just came back from lunch with your aunt betty
23:54aunt betty who once told me black people couldn't go to heaven
24:01i feel so lost i i don't know what to do with myself
24:10okay i lied about the cancer part there's nothing wrong with this woman nothing
24:14what happened to me what happened to my life she's just a victim who's never taken a chance in her
24:21life
24:21and has nobody to blame but herself
24:25i wish i was dead
24:28actually my mom is the vice president of the midwestern direct marketing association
24:33i can get you any targeted list you want over 65 under 21 married single gay
24:39lesbian smokers racist cancer survivors she's plunging headlong into the abyss with all her guns firing
24:45you just tell me what you want and i will deliver and it will take you 32 hours of sheer
24:51physical
24:52agony and you will never let me forget about it
25:21you made her look so beautiful
25:27well you and god
25:29oh that's our job
25:33not me and my associates i mean not me and god
25:39so are you holding up quite well thank you for asking it's okay for you to be angry and i'm
25:47not
25:47angry maybe you just don't realize it you should know anger is a very natural and necessary stage in
25:52grieving process you can't just skip over it believe you've been there you have to live with it
25:58allow yourself to dwell on it you have to own it only then you're going to have any chance of
26:03moving
26:03through it and getting on with the rest of your life i know there's a reason god chose this for
26:08dorothy
26:09and i know that his wisdom is infinite what if you're wrong i'm not what if there is no god
26:17no heaven mate what if she's just gone forever like she didn't even exist and now you have a child
26:22who'll never know his mother that doesn't make you angry nate it's all right no it's not if you'll
26:29excuse us for a moment please
26:37that's enough i'm just trying to help the guy face the truth
26:40what i'm uniquely qualified don't you think i'm a funeral director and my wife is freshly dead
26:44who's more qualified than me this isn't about you okay leave these people alone look you want to
26:49leave them alone fine you leave them alone but don't expect me to feed them lame
26:51shit like it's gonna get better because it won't but people need to know that
26:57well maybe some people aren't ready for that
27:06for mica a durable plastic laminate used in kitchen furnishings developed as an electrical
27:13insulator as a replacement for the silicate mineral mica
27:22that's so great no it was self-indulgent and i still don't know exactly what it's about you know
27:28but i figured do the work stay out of the results i like the cock bone at the very beginning
27:34which was
27:35totally improvised right was it too hard on him oh no not at all i mean he was weeping yeah
27:41but two
27:42cute girls followed him out back well maybe he'll get a blowjob out of it so you're at lac arts
27:48right
27:49yeah what year sophomore you junior i think i haven't been keeping track of my credits or anything
27:57claire grew up in a funeral home why did you have to tell her that so what's your medium uh
28:03photography
28:04mostly yeah but i haven't picked up on camera in like a month why not i don't know i went
28:12through a
28:12tough time for a while that's the best time to work i mean that's when your guts are all raw
28:17and you don't
28:17have to waste too much time thinking about it yeah i just feel like anything i do is gonna be
28:21shit so what's the worst that can happen i mean some asshole make fun of you like you made fun
28:26of
28:26poet guy yeah exactly i mean i'm sure there are plenty of people here right now making fun of me
28:32yeah i guess i'm just waiting for the right time you know well none of us may be here tomorrow
28:36i mean you of all people should know that right
28:55are you okay
28:59ever since lisa died every death that comes through here feels like her dying all over again
29:09it's only about a few months pain yeah
29:15keep thinking it's gonna get easier no one ever said it gets easy not easy easier
29:24it's for five fucking minutes
29:31i can't get out of my head even for that long
29:36even when i'm with maya
29:46yeah most of all i just don't think i believe any of this anymore any of what that anything we
29:50say or do actually helps anybody
29:52all right look i can't do this anymore
30:01what are you saying
30:04i'm saying that i quit
30:06you're quitting
30:07i'm not cut out for this
30:09you're cut out for this like dad was rico is cut out for this you know probably arthur's cut out
30:13for
30:13this i'm not i'm not i am not cut out for this
30:18but i have got to find some other kind of life for myself and not just for myself but for
30:22maya too
30:24i have to
30:28i'm sorry
30:54i'm sorry
30:55hello is that you making all that noise
30:58What noise?
30:59Sounds kind of like a moose that got hit by a Mack truck.
31:04Beg your pardon, I'm orgasming.
31:06You might want to dial it back a bit for a landlady calls animal control.
31:11I can't help it.
31:12Fantasizing about making love to you is even better than actual sex with most people.
31:17What are you worrying?
31:18At the moment?
31:19Mm-hmm.
31:20Nothing.
31:22Come over in that.
31:24You're joking, right?
31:26Maybe not, but come now before I change my mind.
31:44Did anyone see you come over?
31:46I hope so.
31:47Get in here.
31:52Well, ball's in your court, so to speak.
32:12All right, David?
32:14As a matter of fact, no.
32:15Everything is not all right.
32:16Nate quit.
32:18What do you mean he quit?
32:19His job.
32:20When?
32:21Last night.
32:23Yeah, it's now Fisher and Diaz, as in one Fisher and one Diaz.
32:27Well, you've been complaining about Nate's work.
32:30I would think he'd be happy if he took a break.
32:32Mom, he's not taking a break.
32:33He quit.
32:34Now there are just two of us.
32:36I already had to drop out of course since he's almost never here when he's supposed to be.
32:40Perhaps this is for the best, then.
32:42I suppose we can get Arthur to pick up some of the slack.
32:45He can embalm as long as one of us is in the room with him.
32:48Did you know that the average American changes his career seven times during his or her lifetime?
32:52Hmm.
32:54Is that information supposed to be useful in some way, George?
32:58It's just a fact.
32:59Ah!
33:20Hey.
33:21I'm going to take mine out of the park.
33:22Okay.
33:23I know.
33:24Have fun at the park.
33:25I'll be here at work keeping this hall afloat.
33:54Dorothy loved all of you.
33:57And I know that she'll watch down on us as we sleep.
34:02But know that she is not gone.
34:05And anyone who knows Dorothy knows that she was everywhere.
34:09Hey.
34:10Why are you, uh...
34:11Hey, Dum Dum.
34:12I just got home and I was thinking about how sweet you are.
34:17And I miss you.
34:19Yeah.
34:20Yeah.
34:20Hey, look.
34:21I'm at work right now.
34:22I shouldn't even be, uh...
34:23I was thinking maybe you could come over later.
34:26Okay, please?
34:29Okay.
34:31Maybe I can stop by for, like, a little while.
34:35Oh, can you pick us up something to eat, too?
34:38Some...
34:39Nicole loves pizza with pepperoni.
34:40We can't eat it together and watch TV.
34:42It'll be fun, okay?
34:44I can do that.
34:46I'll be there in a little bit.
34:48Okay.
34:48Harry, I can't wait.
34:59Uh...
34:59Vanessa just called.
35:01I used to have a near infection and she needs me to take him to the doctor.
35:07Okay, fine.
35:07Go.
35:28Shit!
35:28It just started and then it wouldn't stop.
35:31Fucking Christ.
35:32All the blood we drain must have somehow backed up into the rest of the house's plumbing.
35:34After we just spent $38,000 for a whole new system less than two years ago?
35:39Should I call the plumber?
35:41Yes, tell him it's an emergency.
35:43And don't let anybody use the bathroom.
35:46This is so fucking gross.
35:48What the fuck do you think you're doing?
35:50Taking pictures.
35:51This is, like, right out of The Shining.
35:52This is not cool or legal.
35:54Stop it!
35:56Don't call the beer ass.
35:57This is our family business, Claire.
35:59Even if I'm the only one of the family who gives a shit anymore.
36:02Well, what if you need photos for, like, the insurance company or something?
36:07Alright, take some more, but this is not an art project.
36:13Okay, here we go.
36:15Woo!
36:16Oh!
36:18Good job!
36:19Ugh!
36:20Alright.
36:21Alright.
36:22Good job.
36:24Woo!
36:42Well, whoever did your last job cut some corners by using PVC instead of copper.
36:46And that's not good.
36:48And then you had your drainage line busting and backing up into your septic.
36:50And once that happened, everything kind of went to hell from there.
36:53But I replaced all your busted PVC with copper.
36:56And, uh, should be okay.
36:58I just need you to initial here, here, and sign here.
37:10Thanks for coming so quickly.
37:12Hey, that's, uh, that's what I'm here for.
37:27Something wrong?
37:29No.
37:30I'm doing something wrong.
37:32No, not at all.
37:34Am I?
37:35Not at all.
37:35Oh.
37:36Yeah.
37:38It's a little weird, isn't it?
37:40It's always weird in the beginning.
37:43Is this more weird or less weird?
37:45You want me to compare?
37:47No.
37:48I mean, yes.
37:49I do.
37:50Kind of.
37:50Only if it's a favorable comparison.
37:53This is fine.
37:54Good.
37:55Is it good for you?
37:56Yes, definitely.
37:58Good.
37:58I'm glad.
38:00I think we're talking too much.
38:02Yes.
38:03I really like you, Brent.
38:04We're definitely talking too much.
38:06Mm.
38:07Mm.
38:08Mm.
38:08Mm.
38:09Mm.
38:09Mm.
38:09Mm.
38:09Mm.
38:10Mm.
38:12Mm.
38:24You certainly do have a lot of hair in your ears.
38:27I still have no idea why from an evolutionary perspective.
38:30Almost sapiens get hairier the older they get.
38:33You have such an interesting way of looking at the world, George.
38:38Ruth, I had the feeling that your children don't care all that much for me.
38:42That's not true.
38:43Mm.
38:45Perhaps you try a bit too hard with them.
38:47Just trying to have a relationship with them, that's all.
38:51I hate to say this, but finding your family a little difficult to connect with.
38:56Turn your head, please.
38:59Oh, maybe you're right.
39:00Maybe if I didn't try so hard.
39:03I love you just the way you are.
39:05And sooner or later, everyone else in this family will love you too.
39:11Mm-hmm.
39:14I quit my job.
39:17I quit my old fucking life.
39:19You didn't quit.
39:20You got fired.
39:21I guess maybe I did.
39:23It may not have been the best thing that ever happened, but it was right up there.
39:27Getting married, becoming a father, getting creamed by a bus.
39:30Those are some of life's big moments.
39:34Yeah.
39:35You were never cut out for this business.
39:37That's what I've been thinking.
39:40It's all a bunch of bullshit, right?
39:42Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
39:45Sometimes I'd even surprise myself at how heartfelt I'd find myself in a given situation.
39:50And sometimes you just say the words and hope nobody realizes that you're completely full of crap.
39:56Happens to the best of us.
39:59But you're probably better off.
40:10I'd give anything if Lisa hadn't died.
40:15But then again, when she was here, I just wanted to be free.
40:24You coming inside?
40:26No.
40:27Not today.
40:30This one?
40:32No, she's a keeper.
40:34Yeah, isn't she?
40:35Whatever you do, don't fuck that up.
40:37You take care of yourself, bloody boy.
40:50What do we have here?
40:55Come on.
40:57So you still haven't even seen Cameron Diaz?
40:59It's only been two days.
41:00She's very private.
41:02Apparently so.
41:03It's a glamorous job.
41:04What can I say?
41:07You like the guys you're working with?
41:09They're okay.
41:16I got a blowjob today.
41:19You did not.
41:23I did.
41:29From who?
41:30From the plumber.
41:34You got a blowjob from a plumber?
41:35His name was Andy.
41:40White guy?
41:42Yeah.
41:42He was good with a wrench.
41:47Did you return the favor?
41:48No.
41:56You better not think you're getting out of having sex with me tonight.
42:02Okay.
42:03But I might need you to talk about water rams and hand snakes.
42:11Do you suppose it might be a late wedding present?
42:14Well, there's no return to dress.
42:24What is it?
42:28I believe it's feces.
42:30Feces?
42:31Who in the world would send you feces in the mail?
42:35I don't know.
42:36Look at this, Maya.
42:37Somebody sent Grandpa a big steaming pile of dookie.
42:43Wait.
42:43Don't throw it away before I can get my camera.
42:45Ah.