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00:01Bitch, you've got three beautiful girls, and they are never gonna be able to take a drink!
00:08They are never gonna be able to have cocktail hour!
00:12You wanna know why?
00:14Suzanne, take it easy!
00:15You wanna know why? Because you are a fucking alcoholic!
00:18Suzanne!
00:19What?!
00:23Should we get some help?
00:37What? What's up?
00:39I just do not wanna go to fucking Idaho.
00:42Don't drive yourself crazy over it.
00:45I just don't wanna go.
00:47So you told them you were coming, you were gonna go, so just go.
00:52You know, I'd be fine if it was just the dedication to Lisa's ashes.
00:57But?
00:57I just, I don't wanna be with the Kimels.
01:03You know what, I really don't wanna put Maya in that situation.
01:07Death, death, death. I feel like I'm done looking back or I just wanna look forward with you, with us.
01:12You do?
01:13Yeah, I do.
01:24What are you doing, little monkey, huh?
01:27You know, honey, half these boxes are full of Lisa's clothes.
01:30Yeah, well, I saved them for Maya so she can see them when she grows up.
01:33Well, when you think about it, this ceremony does the same thing.
01:38You wanna go so that when Maya grows up, you can say to her, you were there.
01:45I have colitis.
01:48Oh, no.
01:49Yep.
01:50I do.
01:51There it is.
01:53Colitis.
01:54Fucking Jesus, Mom.
01:56You're a seven letter whore.
01:57And it's on the triple word, too.
01:59It's all about the seven letters for her.
02:01It always has been.
02:02She skips three turns, then mashes the shit out of you.
02:04Yeah, I'm your biggest problem.
02:06You are.
02:07You.
02:07You.
02:08You.
02:08You.
02:08You.
02:09You.
02:09You.
02:09I quit.
02:10The hell you do.
02:12I'm going to miss this.
02:15I don't wanna go home.
02:17Play the game.
02:26Is umurawi a word?
02:27What?
02:28It's all I've got.
02:29Umurawi.
02:36Aw, Fisher.
02:42Coming.
02:43Coming.
02:46Sorry.
02:46Were you sleeping?
02:47No.
02:48But we were in bed.
02:50The people are coming, the people are coming, the people, the people, the people.
02:54What time is it?
02:55It's Miller time.
02:58Hey whore.
02:59Hey whore.
03:02Dude, come on.
03:03I'm gonna bring this over there.
03:07You want it?
03:08Over there.
03:08Oh, nice.
03:09Guess Jimmy is the refrigerator magnet of the week again, huh?
03:12I get dizzy trying to keep up.
03:15Oh, I get it.
03:16Cause you and Russell are like Mr. and Mrs. Happy Suburban Love Couple.
03:21Maybe we are.
03:22Maybe we're gonna buy a ranch house and a cul-de-sac.
03:28Did you bring weed?
03:29Yeah.
03:29Yeah.
03:30Hey sweetie.
03:31Did we bring my CDs in?
03:33I got him, Mavu.
03:36Yeah.
03:37Get out of my shit.
03:38You said you brought pot.
03:40Yeah, well I could get it for you, Stonehenge.
03:42Get it then.
03:53I want a lot of flowers.
03:55I mean a lot.
03:57I don't want it to look like, you know, like I didn't care because I do.
04:04More than they'll ever know.
04:06More than anyone.
04:08Of course.
04:11Rob like glycyanthus.
04:13Didn't he, honey?
04:16They're sort of halfway between tulips and roses except they have no thorns and they're usually purple or white.
04:25They sound beautiful.
04:26Yeah, they are.
04:27We'll take purple.
04:32Shit.
04:34Okay, um, okay.
04:38So, you, um, what?
04:40You'll put him up there?
04:42And then what?
04:44You can say a few words if you want.
04:46Oh, God.
04:48Hi.
04:50I'm Susan.
04:50My thing, some of you may have seen me kicking Rob in the parking lot at Jen's wedding.
04:56Naturally, he was already dead from alcohol poisoning, so you can just all stop looking at me like that.
05:01What?
05:03I don't think so.
05:09Oh, what? It's no secret.
05:13Paige knows.
05:15Your sisters know, don't they?
05:18Mm-hmm.
05:23Daddy was a drunk.
05:29Okay, what is it again? Waterbury what?
05:32Waterford W Collection, 11-inch Aspire Stem Base.
05:36Terry doesn't fuck around, does he?
05:38No, but he registers, he registers.
05:40Maybe we should get married.
05:42So we can have people going on bars buying errands for us?
05:44No.
05:46So we can stay all those forevers and no matter what.
05:49You're in my will, I'm in yours.
05:51We basically are married, even if the law refuses to recognize it.
05:55Then again, I refuse to recognize most of the Bush administration, so I guess it all even though.
05:58I still think some sort of ceremony in front of all our family and friends make it more real.
06:02I just don't think now's the time to go into big event planning mode.
06:06Why?
06:07I don't know all the shit you've been through lately.
06:09I just don't think it's the perfect time.
06:12Well, it never is.
06:14Sometimes you just have to pick a moment and do it, right?
06:16Oh, you're like Nate moving in with Brenda and taking Maya with him?
06:19If you ask me, that sounds crazy.
06:21You think?
06:22Well, fast.
06:24Life's so short, I don't know what fast is anymore.
06:27Here it is.
06:32$225?
06:34They're not getting this from us.
06:35Yes, they are. Just bite the bullet.
06:40Right here, a garlic press for 30 bucks.
06:42You really want to be the guys who get them with garlic press?
06:45They'll use a garlic press way more than they'll use a $225 boss.
06:49No.
07:10I'm home.
07:13I'm home.
07:18I'm gone.
07:36Hello?
07:37Hi.
07:37I want to see my kids.
07:38When?
07:39Today.
07:40What time?
07:40Five.
07:41No, wait, shit.
07:43Uh...
07:44Let me...
07:45Let me drive them to karate tomorrow, and then I'll take them to lunch.
07:48You can't.
07:48We carpool with the Kohlers to karate.
07:50If I change one week, everything changes.
07:51Vanessa, look.
07:52You can't keep me from seeing my kids.
07:54I'm not trying to keep you from seeing your kids.
07:58Why don't you just come over tomorrow afternoon and play with them?
08:02Uh...
08:03At...
08:03At the house?
08:05Yes.
08:05That would be better.
08:07Okay.
08:09I'll be there at 2.
08:10So like from...
08:122 to 4?
08:14Make it 3 to 5 just to make sure we're back in time.
08:17Okay.
08:18See you then.
08:24And I was, uh...
08:27hauling this box of meteorites out to the car, and I...
08:30I thought...
08:32God.
08:32Jesus, God.
08:34Look at yourself.
08:36Moving these goddamn rocks again.
08:40How many times are you gonna keep doing this?
08:43We're supposed to stay together because you don't want to move your rocks.
08:47No.
08:49We should stay together because we love each other.
08:54I love you anyway.
08:57I do.
08:59I love you too, George.
09:02But this is my thought here.
09:05If you're going to be my husband, and I'm going to be your wife, it will have to be...
09:12It can only be if some conditions are met.
09:18Shoot.
09:21Mainly that you behave like a husband.
09:25And to me, that means sharing yourself.
09:28I don't want to have to feel bad every time I ask you a question.
09:35All right.
09:36And I want a healthy, continuous flow of family around here.
09:40Like making a space for Kyle and Becky.
09:45Becky?
09:46My friend Becky from the fabric shop.
09:48I set them up.
09:53Don't be mad.
09:54I'm not mad.
09:55Not to mention your other children, Brian and Maggie.
09:59I haven't even met them yet.
10:03All right. You'll meet them.
10:07And I need to feel like you like me again.
10:10Ruth.
10:13You're my favorite person.
10:15You don't make me feel like your favorite person.
10:19Look.
10:22I'll try.
10:25I will. I mean it.
10:30I'll try.
10:39You poor thing.
10:47Yes, we'll be at the Black Forest Inn.
10:49Yeah.
10:5111.10 in the morning.
10:52Blue.
10:54Yeah, boy.
10:56No, 11.70 is our flight number.
10:59How could we land at 11.70?
11:02Yeah, I was kidding too.
11:04See, baby blue.
11:05All right. Thanks. Bye.
11:07God, you're such a knob.
11:09I'll take you guys to the airport.
11:11You know what?
11:12Orange.
11:13I've got a better idea. Why don't you come with us?
11:15No, I don't think so.
11:18Well, you don't have to come to this ceremony. Just come to Idaho.
11:20I really think I'd be in the way.
11:22Well, I really think it would actually make the whole thing livable for me.
11:26Having it be the three of us.
11:29You really want me to come?
11:30Well, I asked you, didn't I?
11:33Come on.
11:34Yes.
11:36Oh, Byron. I can't.
11:39I have a point with Byron tomorrow.
11:41I think Byron will be fine if he misses a session.
11:43He's only been seeing him for like a month.
11:44No, exactly. It's too soon to leave him hanging out all by himself in the middle of reality.
11:49What about my reality?
11:50All right.
11:51We're playing the music pixie lahm.
12:08All right.
12:11All right.
12:12Do you have fun?
12:17What did you do?
12:18Here we go.
12:20All right..
12:20This should be illegal.
12:22I know, what should be illegal?
12:24People trying to get other people to dance. It doesn't work.
12:32You're right.
12:43What the fuck, Claire?
12:44What?
12:45What are you doing?
12:51You just look so fucking beautiful tonight.
12:54Oh, do I?
12:55Wow, that must make it so hard for everybody.
12:57Tie much?
13:00Why are you being such a fucking bitch?
13:02The world's not your own private fucking chemistry set, Claire.
13:07Just stay away from me.
13:09Leave me the fuck alone.
13:12Okay.
13:19Put your heart in her.
13:22Just fighting her.
13:24What did you do?
13:26Put your bill!
13:28You're welcome!
13:29She loved it!
13:30What?
13:30I don't want you to sing and I'll touch you here.
13:33Put your heart in her.
13:35You've got to head back.
13:37Go!
13:45Yep, uh-huh. Thanks.
13:48Uh, no, no, I already have the number. Thanks.
13:52Ugh.
13:54Barb called, left a message. There's some barbecue and pig that ends in an hour.
14:00I should have told him I was coming tomorrow morning.
14:02He wants you to go over now?
14:05Um, in an hour.
14:09I'm just gonna call and say I can't make it.
14:15No, no, no, I'll get it, I'll get it.
14:16I was gonna pass it to you.
14:18Just, you know, I'll just let him leave a message.
14:20Answer it, I'll be quiet.
14:23I'm just gonna have him check the message.
14:27Whatever.
14:28You should go to the barbecue.
14:32Yeah, I don't know.
14:34They just want to see Maya.
14:37I'll be alright.
14:37I've got a bunch of work to do.
14:44Hi, do you have a message for room 13?
14:50It's for you.
14:52Oh.
14:55Hello?
14:59Oh, uh, no, I know how to spell it.
15:03Just the number.
15:05Mm-hmm.
15:16Byron.
15:19Now, Terry, repeat after me.
15:23I, Terry, take you, Paul.
15:25I, Terry, take you, Paul.
15:27To be my lifetime partner, lover, and friend.
15:31To be my lifetime partner, lover, and friend.
15:34Cut it out.
15:36Cut it out.
15:37I'm sorry.
15:38I'm sorry.
15:38Get me started.
15:40In sickness and in health.
15:43In sickness and in health.
15:45In times of plenty and times of want.
15:47In times of plenty and times of want.
15:50Until death do us part.
15:53In sickness and in health.
16:01I don't know.
16:01Oh, God.
16:11Hey.
16:14God, you scared the living crap out of me.
16:18What are you doing here?
16:20Anita and I crashed here.
16:22She left early this morning.
16:27But I fell into a K-hole last night.
16:31And I'm climbing out.
16:33Right now.
16:35Who had K last night?
16:37I don't know.
16:39How was it? Fun?
16:41I don't know.
16:42I might have been raped, and I'll only recover the memory
16:45under intense hypnosis ten years from now.
16:48That's cool.
16:52Mom?
16:54Tender.
16:57Excuse me?
16:59This meat is so tender.
17:02I think we got the marinade right, Ed.
17:04It's great.
17:09Was it hard for you and Maya to find the time to get away?
17:14You didn't have anything else going on?
17:16Nothing as important as this.
17:21It's been hard lately.
17:24You think you finally get to the bottom of the feelings?
17:28And then there are more.
17:32Yeah.
17:36Okay, Byron, just tell me what's going on.
17:39I'm on a bridge.
17:40Where?
17:42Most people.
17:44Sitting on the ledge.
17:45Byron, you need to get down off that ledge right now.
17:48There's so many cars.
17:53And each one of them has someone inside driving.
17:57And all those people, they all feel things every bit as deeply as you and I do.
18:02Byron, I want you to do something for me, okay?
18:05I'd like for you to do something for me, too.
18:07I'd like for you to honor your commitments, but obviously that's not something you think you should do.
18:11I'm sorry.
18:12I had a family matter come up.
18:14I needed to attend to it.
18:16Are you married?
18:18That's not really relevant to the work we're doing together.
18:21Was this something really important?
18:22You just blow me off.
18:24I rescheduled with you.
18:26I left...
18:26You left a message telling me when you would be available.
18:29If you had an emergency...
18:30I am having an emergency!
18:31Byron, please get off the bridge.
18:35You're the one who wanted me to cross the damn bridge.
18:37Yes, and now I'd like you to get off the bridge so that we can continue our work together, okay?
18:43Our work together is important.
18:49I'm not on a bridge.
18:51Where are you?
18:54I'm in my living room.
18:55Why can I hear traffic?
18:58It's just my air conditioning.
19:05You see, I was just pretending.
19:14Byron, that was very dishonest of you.
19:18If you do anything like that ever again, I'll have to stop seeing you.
19:21Do you understand?
19:23Do you understand?
19:25Yes.
19:26Good.
19:27I'm going to hang up now.
19:29Okay, goodbye.
19:39Say cheese, Maya.
19:40Whee!
19:41That was a good one.
19:42Good job.
19:44Can you get back?
19:45Can you get back?
19:47Uncle Nate, did you ever give David Stiff...
19:51Uh, what?
19:51The book I gave you to give to him when we took Maya to Legoland?
19:56Oh, yeah, yeah.
19:57I didn't.
19:58I'm sorry.
19:59I just, I completely spaced.
20:01But, uh...
20:04But, you know, I can see right where it is, though, in my head.
20:07So when I get back, I'll give it to him.
20:09You could read it, too.
20:10It's very informative.
20:12Okay.
20:13Maybe I'll do that.
20:15Okay.
20:28You look tired.
20:30I am.
20:31Well, if you want to go back to the inn, Maya can play with the kids.
20:34White said something about roasting marshmallows.
20:36Hey, uh, careful, you guys.
20:38Oh, Dad, we're just having fun, aren't we?
20:40We're just having fun.
20:44Why don't you go back and get some alone time, and we'll bring Maya back in a couple of hours.
20:50We're like five minutes from Main Street.
20:52She'll be fine.
20:53It's family.
20:55All right.
20:58Just give me a call when you pull up outside.
21:00Sure.
21:01Look at the camera, Maya.
21:02Look at me.
21:03And give me a big smile.
21:05Yeah.
21:06Okay, okay.
21:11Man, you won again?
21:14You should go on the pro tour, buddy.
21:16Oh, yeah.
21:22Oh, wow.
21:25Look at you.
21:27Yeah.
21:31Julio finished all of his homework.
21:34That's good.
21:39Who's coming over?
21:40Oh, you remember Kenny Sims?
21:42From high school?
21:43Hi.
21:44Come on in.
21:45How are you?
21:46I'm great.
21:47You look great.
21:52Hey, Rico.
21:53Hey.
21:57Am I, uh, not early, am I?
22:00No.
22:05Well, I guess I'll go.
22:07Okay.
22:10All right, guys.
22:13See you soon.
22:15Bye, Daddy.
22:17Bye.
22:33I'm sorry if I came at a bad time.
22:36No, no, no.
22:36You didn't do anything.
22:38No.
22:38It's all good.
22:39Okay.
22:40Sure.
22:43Hey.
22:45Your little boy is so cute.
22:47Thanks.
22:50Is he, uh...
22:51Adopted?
22:52What?
22:53Yeah.
22:53About a year and a half ago from Guatemala.
22:56My partner and I have had, like, you know, the most preliminary of adoption conversations.
23:01Which agency did you use?
23:03Uh, whole family center.
23:05They're good people.
23:06And they've got, uh, really strong connections in Guatemala with the bureaucracy, which is great.
23:10Uh, but they're kind of religious, if you know what I mean.
23:13Uh, I think so.
23:15Well, uh, they don't work with gay couples.
23:18So...
23:18Oh.
23:18You might want to try Rainbow Kids or someplace like that.
23:23Thanks for the tip.
23:25Sure.
23:34Hey.
23:35You came back.
23:39Where's Maya?
23:40He's playing with the cousins for a couple hours.
23:43Oh.
23:43Miss me?
23:45No, I was too busy having a totally surreal film session with my client.
23:50Yeah, what happened?
23:52I can't tell you.
23:53You know that.
23:55Come on.
23:56How much do I unload on you about all the freaky people I have to deal with at work?
23:59This is different.
24:00Not really.
24:01Yeah, really.
24:02Uh-uh.
24:05Yeah, this is the whole, you know, client-privileged-doctor thing.
24:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:09It's very professional.
24:11How do I know this client exists anyway, huh?
24:14How do I know this isn't some hot guy you've got on the side, do you?
24:21I was kidding.
24:22I know.
24:23I'm not really worried.
24:24I know, I know.
24:25Wouldn't have moved in if I was worried.
24:42I don't know.
24:43What do you mean?
24:44The other times we never really had a relationship.
24:47One of us was always escaping or lying.
24:51Yeah, stoned.
24:52Or something.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Now we're really here.
25:00You know, I drove back here to tell you that I love you.
25:03That I miss you.
25:07And...
25:09To make sure I didn't escape.
25:11Oh, yeah.
25:13Yeah.
25:24This one's cool.
25:27Oh, yuck.
25:29You're like nostrils.
25:31Claire.
25:33I can't have this kind of documentation of my nose just lying around.
25:38Or maybe if I just rip out my nose.
25:46There.
25:48That's better.
25:55Nostrally goodness.
25:56Stop.
25:57You're an idiot.
25:59Stop.
25:59Stop it.
26:00Stop it.
26:02Stop it.
26:03Stop it.
26:04Stop it.
26:16I got your eyes.
26:48That's so scary.
26:49Oh, I wish you could see this.
26:51Oh, get my camera.
26:52It's right over there.
26:56How's the light in here?
26:57We're good.
26:59Okay.
27:01Okay.
27:01All right.
27:12The problem is not nuclear war.
27:15The problem is what's going to cause nuclear war.
27:17I don't see us living through a nuclear war, George.
27:20Of course not.
27:21Not a whole lot of people will.
27:23No.
27:23I mean in our lifetime.
27:24I don't see it happening.
27:25Huh.
27:26I married the glasses half full, girl.
27:29Which time?
27:31Oh, this time.
27:32Of course, yes.
27:33What was I thinking?
27:35This decaf is so cinnamony.
27:37Isn't it?
27:38Hmm.
27:40I think when the next A-bomb is launched, it'll be over God.
27:45Whose?
27:46Exactly.
27:47The fundamentalists.
27:48Islamic, Christian, and otherwise are all going to conspire to end the world the way all
27:52their holy books said it would.
27:54With a big war.
27:55Yes, but all those theologies have a message of hope and brotherly love in them, too.
27:59To counterbalance the irresistible force of self-fulfilling prophecy.
28:03Whereas corporatism...
28:04We know, we know, Dad.
28:06You think it'll all be about oil, just like everything else.
28:08Oil.
28:10Close.
28:12Water.
28:12Oh.
28:13The apocalypse will be over water.
28:15Who has it, who wants it, and what they're willing to do to get it.
28:20But global warming, isn't it?
28:23I thought that's supposed to melt the glaciers or something.
28:25Well, if you like your water salty, I guess that's the good news.
28:28But what about rising sea levels?
28:30Or the disruption of the thermal hailing conveyor?
28:33That's the Gulf Stream.
28:35Oh.
28:35Have you checked out the Pentagon report on the Guardian website?
28:39No.
28:40You have a computer here, right?
28:42Yeah, sure.
28:42Downstairs in the office.
28:43We're done, right?
28:45I think so.
28:47You have to see this.
28:49So show me.
28:50Show me.
28:51This stuff was actually published by the Pentagon.
28:53It basically says, you know, anywhere between two and twenty years from now.
28:56Kablooey!
28:58Kyle loves online.
29:00George, too.
29:03It's just so absurd.
29:04The idea that there are kids waiting for homes and people still have the nerve to say
29:09who's good enough and who isn't based on are you gay or not.
29:12People are stupid.
29:13What a shock.
29:14It's nothing that you hear but fucking eggs.
29:17Yeah, I'm sorry.
29:17I thought we needed them and we didn't.
29:20Twice.
29:21What's this?
29:22Oh, God.
29:22Just throw that away.
29:23Trust me.
29:24Don't even wash it out.
29:25Okay.
29:29I think we might have some rice-a-roni in here or something.
29:33Oh, my God.
29:35What is it?
29:36It's a Chinese baby.
29:40What's it doing in the cupboard?
29:42Someone must have left her here for us.
29:44Who?
29:45I don't know.
29:47Someone Chinese.
29:49What?
29:52Couscous.
29:56That's all we've got.
30:07What are you doing down here?
30:09It's past midnight.
30:10It's fucking unbelievable.
30:12And you have all this information laid out in front of you like this.
30:15It's a wonder anyone can get up in the morning.
30:17Well, no one's getting up in the morning at this rate.
30:20Come to bed.
30:21In a minute.
30:23Take a look at this site.
30:26Well, the graphic is a little simplistic.
30:28It was obviously designed for the layman.
30:30But you can literally watch the world's potable water supply dripping away moment by moment.
30:36That's just some people's opinion.
30:38It's not an opinion.
30:39It's a scientific hypothesis.
30:42But let's just say they're half right.
30:44Which chances are they are.
30:46But even if they're only half right,
30:47we're not doing any of the things we should be doing in order to prevent it.
30:51Much less reverse the trend.
30:53But it's all so pessimistic.
30:54I mean, if it happens, we'll die.
30:56But in the meantime, can't we be happy?
30:58Happy?
30:59Yes, happiness.
31:01Don't you remember happiness?
31:04Ruth, I'm crawling my way to comfortable.
31:07I can't even think about being happy unless I'm doing something to help save this planet.
31:12Or at least prepare myself and my loved ones for whatever it is that's coming next.
31:15We're talking about the end of life as we know it here.
31:18But you're obsessing about these.
31:20I don't think I'm obsessing.
31:22Well, you're down here instead of sleeping.
31:26Dreaming good dreams.
31:31Come to bed.
31:35Oh, all right.
31:38I'll come to bed.
31:53Lisa is here with us right now.
31:58Not in this urn, but in all of us.
32:03Each of us here today, especially little Maya,
32:07shares a part in carrying Lisa's eternal life into the future.
32:12May this dedication of Lisa's humble ashes today
32:17be for all of us a reawakening to the sparkling and still vivid ways
32:23her spirit continues to live,
32:27grow, and flourish
32:29in the lives of those she loved.
32:33Let us pray.
32:36Our parent
32:38who art in heaven.
32:40Hallowed be thy name.
32:42Stop it.
32:44I want the crying to stop.
32:46Now.
32:48I want it to stop.
32:50This is hard for Mommy, too.
32:53We are not leaving here until this stops.
32:57Okay.
32:58Hallie,
33:00do you want to go to the Cheesecake Factory or don't you?
33:02because we are not leaving here until this stops.
33:04Do you understand me?
33:05We're not.
33:05Excuse me.
33:06What do you want?
33:08She's lost her father.
33:09Oh, shut up.
33:11You shut up.
33:12This is none of your business.
33:19See, she's fine.
33:21Aren't you, Hallie?
33:23You sure you two don't have time to get coffee or anything?
33:26Uh, no.
33:27We got to get packed up and stuff.
33:28But thanks.
33:29Yeah, you sure?
33:30Uh, yeah.
33:31She won't sleep on the plane,
33:32so I'm going to make sure she takes it on that
33:34before we hit the road.
33:35Yeah, all right, then.
33:36Bye, Maya.
33:37We love you.
33:41Good to see you.
33:42Good to see you.
33:43Say goodbye to your cousin.
33:47Bye.
33:49Keep in touch.
33:50We will.
33:50We will.
33:51Bye.
33:52Call us when you get there.
33:54Bye.
34:05You should ring the bell.
34:08Was it school?
34:10Yes, but it's scary when someone just starts coming in.
34:12You should ring the bell.
34:14Someone?
34:16Shouldn't you be at work?
34:17Isn't anybody dead?
34:18I told them I had an appointment.
34:22Okay.
34:25I have a problem
34:27with you bringing Kenny Sims over here
34:29and parading him in front of my boys.
34:31Oh, really?
34:33Yes.
34:33It'll confuse them.
34:34It'll confuse them that an old friend from high school
34:36comes to visit me?
34:37He's my friend.
34:38Oh, shit.
34:40You're looking, Vanessa.
34:42Okay?
34:42You're out there on the market.
34:44You're dating, and it's going to freak out the boys.
34:46I mean, look at you.
34:46Look at me what?
34:49You straightened out your hair.
34:50You don't even look like you.
34:51I blew my hair dry, okay?
34:54I'm a grown woman, separated from my husband.
34:56When did we officially decide that we were separating?
34:57That day you left, Rico, you don't live here anymore.
35:00So you can give me the goddamn keys
35:01or make me go to the expense of changing the goddamn locks,
35:04but you don't live here anymore,
35:05and you can't tell me shit.
35:12And next time you come over,
35:14why don't you goddamn tell me first?
35:18Should I get this to go for the car?
35:20I'll go to Strauss.
35:21Strauss good, right?
35:22Yeah.
35:22Like Strauss?
35:23Strauss, huh?
35:23I'll get you a straw.
35:30Hey, guys.
35:31I didn't expect to see you.
35:33Hey, it's Barb.
35:35What a surprise.
35:36I thought she was going to take a nap.
35:40Well, chocolate muffin, you know.
35:42She just...
35:43We're hanging out having a muffin.
35:45Kids.
35:50Uh, Barb, this is my friend Brenda.
35:54Hi.
35:55And, uh, Brenda, this is Barb.
35:57Lisa's sister.
35:59Of course, I see it.
36:02Brenda Chenoweth?
36:04Yeah.
36:05I know your name.
36:06Lisa mentioned it to me.
36:09So you two are...
36:11We were.
36:11Before Lisa...
36:13Yeah, well, I was way back when Lisa came to L.A.
36:16and told me she was...
36:18Yeah.
36:19Yeah, and she told me all about it.
36:21Brenda.
36:23Well, it's so nice to meet you.
36:25I had no idea that you were here.
36:27Well, we, uh, we came up here together.
36:29You know, we all traveled together,
36:30but we decided that the ceremony wouldn't be...
36:33Of course not.
36:34No.
36:35But how nice that you have someone to join you
36:39and be with you for everything.
36:46Look, Maya.
36:47I got you a cup for the car.
36:49And a straw.
36:52Well, I will let you guys get back to your meal.
36:56I know you have a big trip coming up.
36:57Yeah, yeah, we do.
36:59Two planes.
37:00Yeah, two planes.
37:02Mm-hmm.
37:03We'll travel safely.
37:06Bye, honey pie.
37:07Baby pie.
37:09Bye.
37:10Hmm.
37:12It was nice to have met you.
37:14And you.
37:15Thanks.
37:17Bye now.
37:19Bye.
37:26Small town.
37:28Yeah.
37:43Chemicals get you after a while, huh?
37:45Oh, yeah.
37:48You know, when I went to school here,
37:49there were lines up and down the hall.
37:50People waiting to get in.
37:51They were all up to shit.
37:52People sleeping here.
37:54Now, every time...
37:57Every time I come in here, I tend with you.
37:58Yeah, I'm fucking digital.
38:00Oh.
38:01Mm-hmm.
38:05So, is it weird for you to have me in your class?
38:10Hmm, is it weird for you to be in my class?
38:14Weird in a good way.
38:18You know, sometimes, when you're strutting around up there,
38:22pointing at shit,
38:25I just kind of stop hearing what you're talking about
38:27and, like, stare at your legs.
38:31Because they're really long.
38:34My legs are long, huh?
38:36Yeah.
38:37They're all tall.
38:48Do you like ceviche?
38:51Mm, I love it.
38:52You want to go to Siete Maras after this?
38:54They have the most perfect, perfect ceviche.
38:57I'm kind of getting addicted to spicy stuff.
38:59Like, if it doesn't hurt a little bit,
39:00it's not really worth eating.
39:03I'm familiar with that dynamic.
39:05So, let's get some.
39:08Okay.
39:11Almost done here.
39:14Hmm.
39:15It's interesting.
39:16Isn't it?
39:18Just the name, you know, Rainbow Kids?
39:20It's a fucking condescending.
39:22David, let it go.
39:24Another spicy tuna hand roll.
39:25And put jalapeno in this time.
39:27Sliced.
39:31I'm going to run to the washroom.
39:33I did the check.
39:34Yeah, I'm done.
39:36And more ginger, too.
39:39Please.
39:42Excuse me, did you say something?
39:44Hmm?
39:46What did you just say?
39:48Nothing.
39:49Bullshit.
39:49You said something.
39:50What did you say?
39:50I said, please.
39:52I said, please.
39:53To me?
39:55No, for you.
39:56Somebody had to.
39:57Who the fuck do you think you are?
40:01Seriously.
40:03I think I'm a member of the human race, which makes me want to treat my fellow humans with
40:09a certain amount of respect.
40:10That's who I think I am.
40:12Seriously.
40:20Get out of here, man.
40:22What the fuck are you doing?
40:23Hey, hey, hey.
40:24Help me.
40:26No.
40:26Come on, man.
40:27Get the help.
40:28Get me.
40:28You tore my earring out, you cunt.
40:30Jesus Christ.
40:31What the fuck's the matter with you?
40:33Holy shit.
40:37Damn it.
40:38I really do hate to bother you folks.
40:40It's no bother at all, Stan.
40:43It's just been something I couldn't get off my mind after the service today.
40:50What is it?
40:51Well, when I was transferring the ashes into the urn, I couldn't help but notice there
40:56were a lot of bone fragments.
41:00It's the kind of thing you see in much, much older cremains.
41:04You hardly ever see that now.
41:07Technology's improved so much.
41:11Now, I could be wrong, but the ashes that we interred?
41:17Just say it.
41:20I don't think they're leases.
41:29Ladies and gentlemen, at this time, we will begin our descent into Los Angeles.
41:32Please return your seats and tray tables to their upright and locked positions.
41:36We will also be coming to the cabin one more time in case you have anything remaining to
41:39discard.
41:40All right.
41:41All right.
41:41Here we go.
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