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00:00No.
00:02I swear, I was, like, majorly, intensely...
00:08...worked out like never before.
00:10Trust me, that's so not it.
00:15Quit looking at me like I'm the new zoo baby. I did come.
00:20Honey, there's no way.
00:22I was there, remember.
00:25There's no funny face.
00:27No funny noises.
00:29You didn't melt into a smoking little puddle of Claire.
00:33Yet.
00:35This sucks. What is wrong with me?
00:38Nothing. I'm just getting started.
00:42You wait and see, I'll make you scream.
00:43I hope so.
00:47George, come to church with me.
00:50Agnostics don't usually go to church, Ruth. That's part of the appeal.
00:53It would make me so happy to be there with you.
00:56Sweetheart, this is my day to catch up.
00:59I've got a million things to do.
01:00It's only an hour.
01:02Then you won't miss me for long.
01:06Morning, all.
01:07Hey.
01:08Can I get you anything? How are you?
01:10Orange juice. Great.
01:13Well, my stomach is burning a little.
01:16Maybe too much coffee.
01:17Oh, for goodness sake, you need water.
01:19Juice would produce more acid.
01:21Nobody's in the prep room.
01:22You think death spared Los Angeles last night?
01:25Highly doubtful.
01:26What are you doing here?
01:27I don't know. I should be here in case we get a walk in.
01:30What's going on with you today?
01:33I have to work.
01:35And your mother's got the spirit.
01:36David, would you like to come to church with me?
01:39Yes, I'd like that. Very much.
01:41I'll be ready in a minute. Here, drink your water.
01:46Last chance.
01:48Pray for me?
02:29Next time.
02:32You know?
02:47Now, man.
02:47May God bless you all.
02:48What else do you want?
02:48Yes, I appreciate you all.
02:48When you ask dad in support of женщины,
03:02Hello, Rico, you were such a lover last night, so good.
03:12No, it was, it was you.
03:21Wait, what are you doing here?
03:26It's late, you gotta go home.
03:32Go on your man, it's almost 11.
03:35Just tell your wife you fell asleep in the car.
03:38She threw me out.
03:40Shut up, for real?
03:42Yeah, for real.
03:43Oh.
03:45Hmm.
03:51You know, I don't know who else she thinks is out there.
03:53Give up a man like you?
03:57She's fucked up.
03:59I don't want to talk about her.
04:06Hey, I could, I could stay here for a while, right?
04:12Uh, I'm sorry, baby.
04:14It's just that this apartment is so small, and my cousins, they use it all the time.
04:18They have to sleep over.
04:19Oh.
04:21No problem.
04:25Love your enemy.
04:26Turn the other cheek.
04:28What could be more simple or more difficult?
04:30But these are the teachings at the living heart of Christ's message to the world.
04:37When Peter asked Jesus, Lord, how oft shall I forgive my brother?
04:42Seven times.
04:43Seems like a lot, doesn't it?
04:45Seven times.
04:46But Jesus said to Peter, not seven times, but 70 times seven.
04:53Whoa.
04:54Do the math.
04:56You stupid hypocrite.
05:07How does it feel?
05:10So it is our daily mission to find the Christ in ourselves, and forgive our enemies.
05:18Heartburn.
05:19It is forgiveness that eases our suffering.
05:53God damn it.
06:12Let's go away for a little while.
06:16Where do you want to go?
06:18North.
06:19We could leave tomorrow and...
06:21I can't.
06:21I'm scoring the new Jet Li movie tomorrow.
06:24Next couple days, actually, so you're hardly going to see me.
06:28Oh.
06:28Wow.
06:29Sorry.
06:34Afterwards, maybe.
06:37Yeah.
06:37Cambria, Carmel, Monterey.
06:40Well, that'd work.
06:49If you have no interest in the past and you don't read history, how can you possibly comprehend
06:54the present?
06:55George, history is not what really happened.
06:58History is some stupid, warmongering, patriarchal idea of what happened.
07:01Who gives a shit about that?
07:03I hope I'm not interrupting.
07:04Anita here thinks the study of fossils is futile.
07:07In my humble opinion.
07:08Dave, we're getting a body.
07:09Who?
07:10How?
07:11What?
07:11I think you've forgotten part of your outfit, Anita.
07:13I was going to wear a t-shirt over.
07:15Then I was like, ah, fuck it.
07:16He was sitting in the driveway in this mint 60s Lincoln with a pre-need form from Dad
07:21sitting around on top of the dash.
07:22Where is he now?
07:23Well, he's at the corners, but he's going to be back soon.
07:25I thought your day was going to be filled with important activities.
07:28There's always time for a healthy debate.
07:30What debate?
07:30I'm right.
07:31You're wrong.
07:31Game over.
07:32Rico's going to work on him.
07:33I'm going to be there.
07:34So you don't have to...
07:34I want to.
07:36I need to do something.
07:37Hey, Mom, can you look after Maya for a little while?
07:41Okay.
07:42There you go.
07:43Thanks, Mom.
07:45But everything we are is built on what went before.
07:48Our foundation is the earth.
07:50California's made of dust.
07:51It's falling into the ocean.
07:53You call that a foundation?
07:56Oh, look who's here.
07:57Gertrude and Alice.
07:58Oh, well, look at her.
08:00Were we supposed to dress 80s and nobody called?
08:02Take a break, ladies.
08:03Claire, the coach house would be a better place for your girlfriends to gather.
08:07Don't worry, Mom.
08:08We're leaving.
08:08Come on, Anita.
08:09Keep up, Edie.
08:10The 80s are back.
08:15Pretty funny.
08:18Hilarious.
08:23This is a $1,000 suit.
08:26I think you've seen it all.
08:28Somebody could have set him up in the car and run away.
08:32Maybe he died in a compromising position, like, you know.
08:37He's 80.
08:38It happens.
08:39Rico, I'm telling you, this guy drove himself to his own funeral.
08:42Hi, it's me.
08:43Hey, you.
08:44What's up?
08:44Oh, nothing.
08:46Missed you.
08:46We haven't talked since yesterday.
08:48What do you mean?
08:48We talked this morning.
08:50We did?
08:51Yeah, I called you before I left the hotel.
08:54Oh, yeah.
08:55Right, I space.
08:57Sorry.
08:57You don't sound like yourself.
08:58No, I'm fine.
08:59It's just...
09:01Bodies are coming in left and right today.
09:04Hey, Rico, I'll be there in a second.
09:07David, tell me the truth.
09:08That's the only way these long-distance things work.
09:10No, I gotta go.
09:11I'll call you later, or you call me.
09:13I'm fine.
09:14Be careful.
09:15Bye.
09:18He's not fine.
09:20You think?
09:22Russell's supposed to be here.
09:24Is he bailing on this?
09:25He's asleep.
09:26I fucked him into unconsciousness.
09:27You know, it really costs a lot of money to rent chainsaws.
09:30And if we accidentally, you know, like, chop somebody up, they'll totally sue our ass.
09:34I'm not saying to do that exact thing.
09:35We're just trying to brainstorm a dark, edgy...
09:37Like, confrontational concept.
09:39Where's yours?
09:39I'm sorry.
09:41Attacking with chainsaws is a total cliche.
09:43Machetes.
09:43Okay, Claire, we stand at the entrance with masks and machetes like an image of menace.
09:49Machetes have no resonance.
09:50For a culture.
09:51What are you?
09:51Conjoined twins?
09:53Jesus.
09:58You said the kids to the park with Cassidy?
10:01Vanessa, I have a right to see them.
10:03Well, they don't need to be exposed to you with your hoochie mama.
10:05Who knows where she's been?
10:07It was never like that.
10:08Why don't you just listen to me?
10:10I'll sleep on the couch.
10:11Come on, we can talk tonight.
10:12Not fight, talk.
10:13No.
10:14How could you?
10:15All that time come home to us after screwing her.
10:17I never screwed her.
10:19Never until last night.
10:20Oh.
10:22I mean...
10:24Your marriage is on the rocks, and that's what you do?
10:27You kicked me out into the street.
10:29Yes, I went to her.
10:30Yes, I had sex with her.
10:31It's all your fault.
10:33Oh, my God.
10:34Wait, wait, wait.
10:35I didn't mean...
10:35You break your vows.
10:37You fuck that whore, and you blame me.
10:38You coward.
10:39You bastard.
10:40You son of a bitch.
10:42You make me sick.
10:49Bob always said when the time came, he'd put on his best suit and take himself to the funeral home.
10:57That's what he did.
10:59Unbelievable.
11:00Not if you knew him.
11:01He was a civil engineer.
11:03Meticulous.
11:04And he never wanted to burden us with anything.
11:07Oh, he always did what he said he would do.
11:10You could always trust his word.
11:12The whole community looked up to him.
11:14He was the best father.
11:16A wonderful husband.
11:19It sounds like he was a very fine man.
11:21He was.
11:22He was.
11:24I'm so, so sorry.
11:28Thank you for your sympathy, Mr. Diaz.
11:32I'm really sorry, too.
11:36So we'll see you Tuesday for the service.
11:41He planned all that as well.
11:44If there's anything else that we can do.
11:47Keys to the car.
11:49Oh, yeah.
11:57You look busy.
11:59I am.
12:01I'm contemplating.
12:03Your busy is so different from my busy.
12:07So, what's next on your packed agenda?
12:10Papers to grade?
12:12Yard work?
12:13I should really finish that article.
12:15That was nice of you to talk with Claire's friend this morning.
12:17I guess that goes on in your classroom all the time.
12:21What?
12:22Intellectual discussions with young women in skimpy fashions.
12:26Well, they do love to challenge a father figure.
12:29But if you think that's skimpy, you should see them summer quarter.
12:44My man.
12:47I'm still on the job.
12:49You've just had enough.
12:51What are you, my wife?
12:52Kiss my ass.
12:54Whip it out.
12:57Hey, this boyfriend.
12:59You love him?
13:01That's right.
13:02Is he sexy?
13:03Mm-hmm.
13:05See this fat guy right here?
13:07Does he look crazy to you?
13:09That's the DJ, man.
13:10They always look crazy.
13:11Big dick?
13:13Excuse me?
13:14Your boyfriend.
13:15Does he have a big dick?
13:17Is that what you like?
13:18It's me.
13:18I got a big dick.
13:20If something don't happen tonight, it's going to break right off.
13:24You know, you can really help me out.
13:25You know what I'm saying?
13:28You know what I'm saying?
13:28Yeah, I know what you're saying.
13:30I'm not helping you out.
13:32It's not cool.
13:33You're kidding me.
13:34Javier, I don't treat my man the way you treat your woman.
13:37All right?
13:37You're loaded.
13:38You should go back to your boyfriend.
13:39Wait, wait.
13:39You don't think I'm sexy?
13:41You should go.
13:42You should check out my dick before you say no, man.
13:45No.
13:45Please.
13:46You should go back to your boyfriend.
13:48You should go back to your boyfriend.
13:51Bye.
13:57Bye.
13:58Bye.
14:06Bye.
14:07Bye.
14:09Bye.
14:09Bye.
14:11Bye.
14:16Hello?
14:19Hello?
14:20Yep.
14:25Hey, Fisher.
14:27It's me.
14:29Oh, I thought last time was our last last time.
14:32Yeah, as far as sex goes.
14:35So, hey, I told Joe.
14:38About me?
14:38Well, I didn't name names, but, yeah.
14:43I was really scared.
14:44It was really hard, but, yeah, we're okay.
14:49Well, congratulations. I'm really happy for you.
14:51So, listen. Come see our new house.
14:53Brenda, what?
14:54I know what you said, but I can't just surgically remove you from my life.
14:58It doesn't make sense.
14:59Come on.
15:00Well, I'm sorry. I've got other plans.
15:02I don't believe you.
15:03No, it's true. We're going to Travel Town later.
15:05Aren't we, Miss Pumpkin?
15:06With the trains? Oh, I love them. They're so little.
15:10Can I come with you?
15:12I don't know.
15:13No ulterior motives. I just want to ride the rails.
15:17Brenda, we always have ulterior motives.
15:19No, we don't. We don't.
15:21Come on. Please.
15:53Liar, liar, liar.
15:55Liar, liar, liar.
15:56What kind of man spends this much money on some chick without getting laid?
16:07Hello?
16:08Hey, what are you doing?
16:09Ugh.
16:10I'm trying not to eat the Krispy Kremes.
16:12Come over as soon as you can.
16:16Something's different. You, uh...
16:17You sound better.
16:18Yeah.
16:19I'm done crying.
16:24Ready? What do you say, Maya? Huh?
16:27Caboose?
16:28We're getting the caboose.
16:30Aha! We got the caboose.
16:32Yeah.
16:33Yeah.
16:33Yeah.
16:33Yeah.
16:34It's exciting.
16:35Oh!
16:37Where are we going?
16:39Las Vegas?
16:40Woo!
16:42Bye!
16:44Bye!
16:45Bye!
16:46Bye!
16:47Bye!
16:47Bye!
16:48Bye!
16:50Bye!
16:52Bye!
17:03Bye!
17:10Oh, my goodness! What's up?
17:12Nothing. It's just some flowers.
17:19What's up?
17:22That girl, Anita, I think she should be contributing financially.
17:28Why? She's hardly ever here. She basically lives at Russell's.
17:31Your Russell? That's terrible.
17:34I don't care.
17:36Still, I think she should give us a check.
17:39What do you have against Anita?
17:41I simply think if she's going to prance around the house in her underwear, she should pay for the privilege.
17:46Mom, I guarantee you, none of my friends prance.
17:51You know what I mean.
17:57Well, don't book a 5 a.m. radio thing and three stupid TV talk shows back to back.
18:02Remember, I sign your fucking checks.
18:05I'll be in front.
18:06No.
18:08Oh.
18:08You think you have job security?
18:10I fired my own goddamn parents.
18:13Oh!
18:14Assholes!
18:15We both-sucking assholes!
18:17Give me that.
18:23There may be better ways to handle the anger.
18:25Yeah, well, when I care what you think, I'll let you know.
18:28What?
18:30God.
18:32Oh, my God!
18:33What is your picture?
18:35I look like a fucking $2 hooker!
18:37I'm supposed to sign off on these fucking stupid assholes!
18:42Every fucking time!
18:43Come on, now. Listen to me.
18:45You're beautiful.
18:46Alright?
18:47Come on, now.
18:54Besides, aren't you supposed to look like a hooker?
18:55Not many bad boys is a sickness.
19:01I'm starving.
19:08Oh, the key.
19:10Oh, my God.
19:14Oh.
19:15Thank you so much!
19:19Would you stop playing game, girl?
19:21We're only here to talk.
19:22You don't know, huh?
19:23You don't know what she's gonna do.
19:24She could scratch the shit out of your face, and then what do you say to the PTA?
19:27Please.
19:28I wanna see what she's like.
19:29Shh.
19:30Whatever.
19:31I'm taking out my earrings, and I'm putting away my gold.
19:43That's her.
19:58Who are you?
19:59I'm Vanessa.
20:00I'm Rico's wife.
20:02Okay.
20:03This is not my problem.
20:04You have no right to be here.
20:05If you're sleeping with Rico, I think it is your problem.
20:08No.
20:09Uh-uh.
20:10It's not my problem.
20:10You don't know how to dress, and you can't keep a man.
20:12Uh-uh.
20:13What?
20:14I'm not finished talking to you.
20:16You feel me?
20:17Oh!
20:17What the fuck?
20:19You bitch!
20:20You try to do my husband's whole record, you die whore!
20:22Come on!
20:23Get your fucking ass!
20:24And your fake fucking tits!
20:25You're just jealous of my tits!
20:27Oh, bitch, please!
20:28Your man pay for these, Goldita!
20:30Oh, hell no, bitch.
20:31Who the fuck you calling, Goldita?
20:32Get the fuck out of here!
20:34Get off of my sister!
20:36Get off of my sister, you sleazy pig!
20:39Get off!
20:40Don't fuck with my husband!
20:42Do not fuck with my kids!
20:43I swear to God I will fucking kill you!
20:45Fuck you!
20:46I didn't make him do nothing!
20:47I got a kid too!
20:48Get out of here!
20:49I call the cops!
20:50911!
20:58He doesn't want you anymore.
21:11Oh, shit.
21:33I gotta go pick up the boys from school.
21:46You can help me pick up if you want.
21:48What have you done?
21:51I've cut back the crepe myrtle.
21:53This is not a crepe myrtle.
21:55It's the tree Nathaniel planted for Claire on her tenth birthday.
21:58Can't you tell a crepe myrtle from a Bradford flowering pear?
22:02Well, whatever it is, it looked diseased.
22:05I've read about powdery mildew and it's no joke.
22:08That tree is not.
22:10Nor has it ever been diseased.
22:12It never gets powdery mildew because I always keep the soil dry and aerated.
22:16Oh my God, you killed it.
22:17I have not.
22:18Ask anyone.
22:19You have to trim vegetation in order to stimulate new growth.
22:22You're a geologist.
22:24You know rocks.
22:25This is a living thing.
22:27You chop off the branches and you make wounds.
22:29Ruth, please.
22:31Don't anthropomorphize trees.
22:33Wounds, George.
22:34That's what they're called.
22:35And these wounds will not heal.
22:37They'll be invaded by rot and it will move into the core wood.
22:40You've butchered the most beautiful tree in my yard.
22:46I think it'll come back.
22:48Bigger and better than ever.
22:50And if it doesn't, we can always get another one.
22:56You could've told me what you were going to do.
23:05Domestic policy.
23:06I just lied.
23:07I can't help.
23:08Full service bank with 48...
23:11Police have not released...
23:16Hello?
23:17Who's this?
23:21You called me.
23:22Who's this?
23:23Sarge.
23:26Sarge.
23:26Dude.
23:27You gotta know me or how can I call you.
23:28Sarge from Paintball?
23:31Oh my God.
23:32This is David Fisher.
23:34David and Keith.
23:35You made us breakfast.
23:37Hey.
23:39David, yeah.
23:40I remember.
23:41How you doing?
23:42I'm fine.
23:43How are you?
23:43Excellent.
23:44See, I found this number in my wallet and I was like, whoa.
23:47Who the fuck is this?
23:48It's you.
23:49Yeah, it's me.
23:51I came in from Mahabra to play a tournament.
23:54Kinda hanging out now drinking some beers.
23:56Yeah.
23:57Not much happening here.
23:58Come over.
24:01Hi.
24:04Hey.
24:07You're so damn cute.
24:12It's too much fragrance.
24:14Yeah, maybe a little.
24:15Fuck!
24:15I bought these votives.
24:16They're supposed to be unscented and instead they're like sandalwood lavender vanilla musk
24:21or something.
24:22I mean, stop it.
24:36I don't know why.
24:37I mean, we already kinda had sex.
24:41I feel like I'm at like a middle school cotillion.
24:45Well, you're not.
24:48You're all grown up and beautiful.
24:52Don't laugh at me.
24:54I'm not.
24:54Not at all.
25:00I don't know what to do to make this go right tonight.
25:03It's already going right.
25:07Except you have to change this vagina music like immediately.
25:12Okay.
25:16Yeah, I definitely remember you.
25:20And, uh, Keith's out of town?
25:24He's on the other side of the continent.
25:29So this time I get you all to myself?
25:32Yes, you do.
25:34I dig it.
25:37So do I.
25:41Wheat?
25:42God, yes.
25:59Dude, what are you doing way the fuck over there?
26:02I don't know.
26:04Come here.
26:47What?
26:48Are you feeling anything now?
26:50Resembling excitement right now.
26:52Of course.
26:53I love kissing you.
26:56Your face is this subtle, curved angle.
27:01Am I doing something wrong?
27:03No.
27:05There's just so much more we could be doing.
27:08I'm sorry.
27:09I'm sorry.
27:15Let's make it like a dance.
27:18I'm going to touch you, which is nice, right?
27:24Yeah.
27:25And then you touch me.
27:42Okay, this is not happening.
27:44I'm sorry.
27:44It's not...
27:46I took one of David's Ativan.
27:47I thought it would help.
27:48Claire.
28:00You really want to get off, huh?
28:03Yeah, kind of.
28:04I mean, it'd be nice.
28:09No, go ahead.
28:13Claire Fisher.
28:15I want to watch.
28:19All right, yeah.
28:23Watch me.
28:25I'll come for you.
28:30Hi.
28:34Alright.
28:39Okay.
28:41Okay.
29:05Oh, hey.
29:07Oh, I was waiting up for you.
29:10Hey.
29:12Good music?
29:14Yeah.
29:16Yeah, you know.
29:17Loompa, loompa.
29:18Love, danger.
29:24What did you do today?
29:27I went to Travel Town.
29:29No.
29:30Yes.
29:31He took his daughter and I tagged along.
29:35Did you ride the train?
29:37Four times.
29:38Mm-hmm.
29:40I know Griffith Coach like the back of my hand.
29:43That's a long trip.
29:44You must be all tuckered out.
29:47You'd think so, but I'm not so tuckered.
30:10Yeah.
30:14Yeah.
30:16Yeah.
30:17Yeah.
30:18Yeah.
30:27You better lock up your goddamn Vanessa or I will.
30:31What are you talking about?
30:32She and some of the puttas tried to beat my ass and when they couldn't, they beat my fucking car.
30:37It's your fault. You better buy me a new one.
30:40It is not my fault.
30:42You started this. I've given you enough.
30:45My life is ruined because of you. Fuck your car, Infinity. I'm done.
30:48Fine, because I don't need you anymore, dum-dum.
30:50I got two guys better than you and they're not stupid enough to tell their bitch-ass wives.
30:54Bitch!
31:15I don't even know where we are.
31:20Oh. Tampa.
31:23Yeah, because when I got on stage I said,
31:26How much do you love me, Tampa?
31:31I'd better let you get some sleep.
31:35You know when you're really tired but
31:38you can't stop your mind?
31:40It just goes round and round.
31:44Hey, how's your boyfriend?
31:47Hey, how's your boyfriend?
31:50Not so good.
31:53Tell me.
31:55He got carjacked a while ago.
31:58It's bad.
32:02I'm afraid of some freak out of nowhere with a gun.
32:07I'm afraid of some freak out of nowhere with a gun.
32:08Those autograph hounds.
32:12Just, you never know.
32:15You sing.
32:17It's my job to worry.
32:22Stay with me.
32:25Just until I fall asleep.
32:27Celeste.
32:30Shut up.
32:33You trying to get me arrested?
32:34You're barely 18.
32:35Publicity.
32:36Last March, I turned 21.
32:39You ever been with a woman?
32:42Of course.
32:49I don't get fucked in the ass.
32:50That makes one of us.
33:00What are you doing?
33:02Got a bunk with a guy from my team.
33:04More attorney this week
33:05and I don't want to get my ass lit up
33:06at the top of the action.
33:08Focus.
33:09Stay tight.
33:11Stay alive.
33:13Game on.
33:14Well, stay here.
33:15You can't go already.
33:17I want you to stay.
33:18Yeah, I get that.
33:19But, like, no.
33:22Sorry.
33:23I'll make you breakfast.
33:24I'll go to your tournament with you.
33:26Come back to bed.
33:28Or we can watch TV.
33:29Do you have a Daphnis problem?
33:31Look, tune in.
33:32I gotta be someplace else.
33:35I'll leave you a joint.
33:37You could use it.
33:42What do I have to do?
33:44What?
33:45To get somebody to stay with me!
33:47Oh, fuck this shit, man.
33:49Don't you go!
33:56David.
33:56Do I call a hospital?
33:59No!
34:01No!
34:03Get some help, will ya?
34:07You're losing.
34:25Good Lord!
34:26Federico!
34:27Oh, hiya, Mrs. F.
34:29What is this?
34:31I, uh...
34:32Well, uh, we're having problems at home,
34:35and, uh, I don't have anywhere else to go.
34:37Oh, what a shame.
34:38I'm sorry.
34:39But you can't sleep here.
34:41Oh, okay.
34:43I'll go.
34:44No, no, dear.
34:44Come upstairs.
34:45You can take Claire's whole room.
34:47We'll put these in the washer.
34:54Don't cry.
34:56Your marriage has always been so strong.
34:58You'll be home soon.
34:59No, I cheated up in essence.
35:00You'll never forgive me.
35:01Federico!
35:03What's wrong with you men?
35:05Always turning your back on what you have.
35:07Always sniffing around for something new.
35:09Me?
35:10You've had three boyfriends since Mr. F.,
35:12and that's not including the affair with the hairdresser.
35:15You know about Hiram?
35:16I practically live here.
35:21I made a mistake.
35:22I just...
35:22I just want to take it all back.
35:26I know, dear.
35:27I know.
35:32I just want to take it all back.
35:32Hey.
35:33This is the man I wanted to talk to.
35:35What's up, Pete?
35:35What's up, Doc?
35:36You have to come home.
35:37I am.
35:38The tour is back on the West Coast in a couple of weeks.
35:40Listen, I got to check in with you about something.
35:42You're not listening to me.
35:43I need you now.
35:45David, it's...
35:46The timing's not good.
35:47Fuck timing.
35:48Fuck you!
35:49Whoa, whoa.
35:50What's going on with you?
35:51I have to explain to you that I'm losing my fucking mind.
35:53Can't you tell?
35:54God, where is everybody?
35:55Okay.
35:56Okay, I hear you.
35:57Don't stay alone.
35:59Go to your family.
35:59I'll be there as soon as I can.
36:07I'll be there.
36:48I think I figured us out.
36:50Me too.
36:53You first.
36:57I think you are the...
37:00coolest and most beautiful person I've ever seen in my life,
37:05and I admire you so fucking much.
37:08Well, of course.
37:09And you are totally hot.
37:11I mean, I feel that.
37:12I really do.
37:13And I'm, like, so pulled to you.
37:16But when I look at this whole thing objectively...
37:19The attraction's aesthetic.
37:21Oh, yeah.
37:21It's creative and artistic.
37:24And intellectual and physical.
37:26Yes!
37:27But not necessarily sexual.
37:31You're not into fucking women.
37:32I thought it was.
37:37Shit.
37:39Shit.
37:43But after seeing your orgasm, I really, really want one.
37:49Fuck!
37:54It's a beautiful place, bro.
37:56It's peaceful.
38:00You and Joe did good.
38:03Could have been us.
38:08Well, but it's not us.
38:10And it's time for Maya's nap.
38:13Ready?
38:14Time for a nap.
38:15We've got to say goodbye.
38:16Well, just let her sleep on the bed.
38:19Come on.
38:19We can talk about safe things.
38:40I'm going out for a couple of hours.
38:43Okay, bye.
38:47All you do is come and go!
38:53Ruth?
38:55Marriage is not a gas station, George.
38:57You can't just pull in and fill up whenever you remember you have a wife.
39:02That is completely unfair and inaccurate.
39:06I have always treated you as a partner and a friend.
39:10And if that's not marriage, then I don't know what is.
39:12That's right.
39:13You don't.
39:14Well, what about your own life?
39:16Why do I have to be the center of everything for you?
39:18And why do you have to hound me about every personal detail down to the fucking subatomic level?
39:24Because when I don't, there's shit on my doorstep.
39:26Or another child appears.
39:27Or another girlfriend.
39:27Or you murder my favorite tree!
39:31Sarah was wrong.
39:31You're not like Nathaniel.
39:32You're worse!
39:35You are smothering me.
39:37God!
39:38Bullshit!
39:39You always do exactly what you want.
39:41You haven't changed or grown one iota since we met.
39:48Don't say I didn't warn you.
39:50Warn me?
39:51Are you threatening divorce?
39:53That is not what I meant.
39:54I'm your seventh spouse, George.
39:56How much warning do you think I need?
40:07You jumped on him?
40:08I couldn't stop myself.
40:11What did he do?
40:12He put me down and sat on me.
40:14I was like a mosquito to him.
40:15It was humiliating.
40:17Ugh.
40:18I have to get control of myself.
40:21No, David.
40:21If you're any more controlled, you'd be a sculptor.
40:29You know what?
40:31Last night, I had a humiliating homosexual experience of my own.
40:38Seriously?
40:39What happened?
40:41Not much.
40:42I never even went down on her.
40:43You can stop there.
40:44Ugh.
40:45I just couldn't go through with it.
40:46Pissed me off.
40:48Ugh.
40:49It'd be so much easier to be gay.
40:52Oh, no.
40:53Yeah.
40:53I'd have a really defined subculture.
40:55Overrated.
40:57We're both women.
40:57I'd have some idea of what she was thinking and feeling.
41:01Not necessarily.
41:02Well, I wouldn't have to deal with unfamiliar sex organs.
41:05They're all unfamiliar unless they're yours.
41:18Hey.
41:20How you doing?
41:23Uh, I gotta leave it toward Dwayne.
41:26Yeah, I heard.
41:29There'll still be work in L.A.?
41:31Definitely.
41:32Yeah.
41:33We know it's not your fault, you know?
41:34What are you gonna do?
41:37Yeah.
41:38I'll, uh, I'll go tell Celeste.
41:41Whoa.
41:42She's the one that told me.
41:45What are you talking about?
41:46What are you talking about?
41:47Celeste fired your ass this morning.
42:01Oh, my God, look.
42:05Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
42:06Lies, uh...
42:07Nate's daughter's in the next room.
42:11Look, uh...
42:13I deserve whatever you have to say to me,
42:14but I don't want her scared, so...
42:17Can you give me that?
42:18Get out.
42:24Oh, God.
42:28Oh.
42:35I got you, Bear.
42:42That's him.
42:43I mean, your previous indiscretion, him.
42:46Yes.
42:47That depressing cripple.
42:50I mean, you're both cripples, obviously.
42:53I am so stupid.
42:55Yeah, I was actually considering having children with you.
42:57That truly frightens me.
42:59It's not your fault.
43:00I know it's not my fault.
43:06I've obviously been in complete denial that I'm in recovery.
43:10Shut the fuck up!
43:12God, you neurotic, tedious, self-absorbed bitch!
43:17You don't give a shit about me.
43:19You never did.
43:20It's not true.
43:21I love you, Joe.
43:23I do.
43:24I was honest with you in the beginning.
43:26I have an issue.
43:27A blah, blah fucking psycho bullshit.
43:31It's not sex.
43:32It's betrayal.
43:33That's your fucking addiction.
43:34Okay, I'll get help.
43:36We can...
43:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
43:37No, no, no, no.
43:37Here, here's a question for you.
43:39What do you call a person without character, without integrity, without loyalty, without respect?
43:45I call that person a fucking waste of my time.
43:49That's not who I am.
43:50You think you know me, but you don't.
43:54Oh, God.
44:13Someone in this family didn't notice in the house was on fire.
44:27This is bullshit.
44:28You go to bed with the woman while your boyfriends are covering?
44:31I can't trust a man like that.
44:32Celeste.
44:33Look, if you stayed with the tour, you'd distract me.
44:36That can happen.
44:36Plus, it's very unprofessional to fuck the boss.
44:39Not cool, dog.
44:41Well, just so you know, I was leaving before you fired me.
44:44Hmm.
44:45Synchronicity.
44:50Ciao, baby.
45:12Where's mom?
45:25Going away.
45:26Don't contact the authorities.
45:29I'll be in touch when I'm ready.
45:31Dinner's in the oven.
45:33Apparently, she's going walkabout.
45:48I wish this family was as close as the Flanders.
45:52Okay, okay.
45:53All right, all right.
45:53She's right.
45:54Let's do something together.
45:56What does everyone say?
45:57It's a miniature golf followed by a round of frosty chocolate milkshakes.
46:01Oh, right.
46:02I was going to...