- hace 16 horas
CARTOONS AND MORE CARTOONS
Categoría
😹
DiversiónTranscripción
00:03¡Garfield and Friends!
00:48¡Garfield and Friends!
00:55It doesn't start till the fat lady screams.
01:11Good morning.
01:12Today we present a story about my favorite subject, cats eating.
01:17May we have a little storytelling music, please?
01:28Hey, what do you want on a cartoon show, the London Philharmonic?
01:33The Royal Appetite
01:36Once upon a merry time, oh by the way, this thing's in rhyme, there was a kingdom by the sea
01:42as happy as a town could be.
01:44The people smiled all the day within this land called Portly Bay, for Portly Bay had everything, including quite a
01:51hefty king.
01:52His herald warned, please stand aside for good King Jonathan the Wide.
01:57The people cleared the sidewalk fast so that their king could waddle past, for John the Wide was in his
02:04reign.
02:05A king as large as his domain, and in this town he was in charge.
02:09A real figure, very large, a gourmet and aristocrat.
02:13Just take my word, this guy was fat.
02:15The people loved their chief of state and cheered each time he gained some weight, because this town's economy was
02:22based on his obesity.
02:29Each year a king from far away would bring a gift to Portly Bay.
02:34This gold I bring to give this town the weight of he who wears the crown.
02:40Just why the presents, I don't know, some custom started long ago.
02:48His weight in gold they brought in trucks with John, that meant a lot of bucks.
02:53The gold gave them a cause to cheer, it paid to run the town all year.
02:57And every year the folks were told,
02:59No taxes since we have this gold!
03:01His weight made them a kingdom rich, but one man had a royal itch.
03:06The Duke of Blurp had made it known,
03:09My eyes are on the royal throne!
03:11He had a plan for Portly Bay.
03:15When I am king, then all will pay.
03:18I'll tax their jobs, I'll tax their fun, tax everything and everyone.
03:23I'll tax each table, lamp and chair.
03:26There'll be a tax for breathing air.
03:28And to be sure that I'm not lax, I'll charge a tax on paying tax.
03:33The Duke, you see, was not too nice.
03:35He sought a witch out for advice.
03:37The king, she said, is much too fat.
03:41So give to him this pussycat.
03:43This is exactly what he needs.
03:46I'll pay you when the plan succeeds.
03:48He thought her scheme was very grand and exited with cat in hand.
03:54And at the palace gate, he cried,
03:56I have a gift for John the Wyde!
03:59The Duke, you see, was very shrewd.
04:02A cat to taste the royal food.
04:04Just let him sample everything.
04:06Make sure it's fit to serve a king.
04:10The king was grateful for the pet.
04:12He didn't see the danger yet.
04:14That evening at the royal spread, the king brought in the cat and said,
04:18As my official tasting cat, please try a bit of this and that.
04:22The cat not only took a taste, he cleared the table off in haste.
04:26He ate the turkey, beef and ham.
04:28He ate the rolls with lots of jam.
04:30A burger and a chocolate shake.
04:31A seven-layer birthday cake.
04:33A dish of beets, a bowl of broth, a couple bites of tablecloth.
04:37A duck l'orange, a chis souffle, whatever else was in his way.
04:41The eating went on most all night.
04:43The wide one couldn't get a bite.
04:48At 2 a.m., a bad attack.
04:50He had to get a midnight snack.
04:52But in the kitchen was the beast, continuing his dining feast.
04:58Next morning was the same old thing.
05:00No food could ever reach the king.
05:02And many times, poor John the Wyde had food, which he would try to hide.
05:06He very soon discovered that he could not hide it from the cat.
05:13For weeks, the king would crave a treat and never get a bite to eat.
05:19The dupe would look with great delight at how the feline appetite
05:23and lack of nightly chocolate mousse had caused the wide one to reduce.
05:28When you can't even get a grape, you can't maintain a royal shape.
05:33For months and months it was the same.
05:36Then finally the big day came.
05:38The man is here, the king was told, to give to you your weight in gold.
05:42They wouldn't get a lot for him, for John the Wyde was John the Slim.
05:48It seemed to John a little strange.
05:51They balanced him with pocket change.
05:53To all it was a ghastly joke.
05:55Without more gold, the town was broke.
05:57The duke was filled with evil glee.
06:00They'll dump the king and honor me.
06:02The king could only fret and say,
06:05There's got to be a better way.
06:07It was the cat who had the hint, for down there in the tiny print,
06:11The gold is weighed for he, it said,
06:15Who wears the crown atop his head.
06:17The answer came in nothing flat, to put the crown atop the cat,
06:21For if the gold were too heavy weight, the town would have a richer fate.
06:26And so they piled gold galore and needed still a little more
06:30To balance what the feline weighed required every cent they'd made.
06:37The people cheered and laughed and cried,
06:40More gold than earned by John the Wyde.
06:43The duke was not a happy man.
06:45That witch gave me a stupid plan.
06:47And when she asked him for her pay, he told her,
06:50Sorry sis, no way.
06:51The duke forgot it's very rash to stiff a witch expecting cash.
06:56She'll cast a spell and you'll become a jackass, mule, or something dumb.
07:02So the cat had saved the day for everyone in Portly Bay.
07:09The biggest feast they could afford was thrown together as reward.
07:13But as he watched the cat consume, the king said with a certain gloom,
07:18To feed him for a year, I feel, means we lose out on this deal.
07:23The moral folks, it must be told, a fat cat's worth is weighed in gold.
07:31And now this tale I must suspend, for I have come to the finish.
07:44And now, in spite of my better judgment, we bring you Screaming with Binky.
07:53Actually, today I'm safe because Binky's a thousand miles away
07:57Attending a clown convention in New York.
08:20Great connection.
08:22We'll be right back.
08:43Now, this is the face of a prize rooster.
08:49Getting all dressed up to watch the big state fair parade?
08:52Actually, we're hoping the farmer will notice how good we look.
08:56And enter us in some of the protests at the fair.
08:58Not I. Uh-uh.
08:59They do not give blue ribbons for yellow streaks.
09:02Sorry to disappoint you, but I think the farmer's only taking the pulling team
09:06And some of our best vegetables again this year.
09:09At least we can watch the parade as it passes by the farm.
09:12Yeah, we'll be the best groomed animals lining the fence, as usual.
09:18See you later, then.
09:19Aren't you coming with us, Orson?
09:21Well, somebody has to stay here and guard the harvest.
09:23And that somebody might as well be me.
09:25Knock yourself out, pig-o.
09:32We're going to clean that barn out of vegetables.
09:36How are we going to get it with our little brother gardener?
09:39I've got it all figured out.
09:41You know how Orson can't resist a buck, right?
09:51I bet everybody's having fun watching the parade.
10:02Ben-Hur, a tale of ancient Rome.
10:05I wonder how it got here.
10:08Soon came the day of the great chariot race.
10:17This was the day on which Ben-Hur had staked his life.
10:24Easy there, my noble Steve.
10:28You must save your strength and energy for winning the race today.
10:32Orson Ben-Hur, there is much wagering among the spectators in this dance.
10:38The people are betting on the brothers, Gort, Mort, and Walt to win.
10:43You can beat the odds and become a very wealthy man if your horses are the swiftest.
10:49I chose to match my trusty team against my sworn adversaries, not for money, but for honor.
10:57They falsely accused me of crimes against the Empire.
11:11And for this, I was sentenced to spend the rest of my life as a slave on a general's ship.
11:28But for the hand of fate, a lifeguard course I took as a child,
11:33and the chance rescue of the general, I might have perished there.
11:37Instead, I was rewarded with my freedom,
11:40and I have come back to settle an old score.
11:42So you see, Roman gold means nothing to me.
11:46Oh, that's so heroic.
11:55The trumpet calls, and I must prepare.
11:58So forget heroic.
12:00You should put a little extra money away for a rainy day, Ben-Hug.
12:04It couldn't hurt.
12:15Ben-Hug, the spectators are all giving a cheer.
12:19Ben-Hug, to the Empire's favorite charioteer.
12:23Ben-Hug, his rig may not look too fancy,
12:27but Ben-Hug is one speedy pig in a chariot.
12:31Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug.
12:38Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug.
13:06Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug,
13:14Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug,
13:16Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug,
13:18Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug,
13:24Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben-Hug, Ben
13:35But wait, those mean ol' hoggy boys are up to no good
13:41If Ben hasn't paid his health plan well, maybe he should
13:47Ben Hogg is in trouble
13:49Ben Hogg is behind
13:51Ben Hogg is down
13:52Ben Hogg, never mind
14:04I've got to finish the race and win the prize
14:10Giddy-up
14:14I must get back into my chariot
14:20Uh-oh, our brother's coming after us
14:23This'll stop him
14:30Steady, my loyal steeds, we'll win this race yet
14:45Wow, this sure is an exciting parade
14:48Arthur, Arthur
14:50I just wish they had more floats
14:52I love floats
14:53Ooh, that one wasn't bad
14:56Too bad Orson wasn't here to see it
15:00That one was okay
15:02Faster, you stupid horse
15:14What happened?
15:15You won, Orson
15:17I won the chariot race?
15:19No, the blue ribbon for the best float
15:37This chair isn't level
15:39That's easy enough to fix
15:49Garfield
15:50Garfield
15:54Is the chair level yet?
16:06It's about ten more miles to Cactus Jake's dude ranch, guys
16:09Well, you must be really suffering with all that fur, Garfield
16:12I'm fine as long as my supply of snow cones holds out
16:15Hey Odie, want a lick?
16:22You have no idea how long I've waited to do that to him
16:26Well, I hope you have enough snow cones for ten more miles because
16:31They got me, Louie
16:33Tell Ma I loved her
16:35And bury me not on the lone prairie
16:40Garfield, it's just a flat tire
16:43Boy, you're no fun
16:46I hope the spare tire has air in it
16:49What?
16:50Garfield
16:50You took the spare tire out to make more room for snow cones
16:54Is that it?
16:55Hey, pal
16:56Necessities of life
16:57You realize what a mistake this is?
16:59You're right
17:00I should have brought less lemon and more grape
17:02I'm going to walk back to that gas station we passed a few miles back
17:05I'll be back as soon as possible
17:07Try and stay out of the sun
17:13Well, I'd better save my snow cones for later
17:20It's later
17:24It's farther than I thought
17:33I made it
17:42Excuse me
17:43Welcome to Seymour's self-serve service station
17:45You can pump your own gas, check your own oil, and wash your own windshield
17:49I have a flat tire
17:50You can also fix your own flat tire
17:52We don't do that, too
17:53But, but, but, but
17:55But my, my, my cat, my dog
17:56They're out there in the desert all alone
18:06You know, Odie, in the desert, your eyes can play tricks on you
18:09You can see things that aren't there
18:12Yep, they're called mirages
18:14Mirages are fantasies of the desert
18:22What do you see out there, boy?
18:25Odie
18:26Odie
18:27Odie, you cashew-brained canine
18:32Odie, it's a mirage
18:34There's nothing out there but desert
18:36And more desert
18:37And more
18:42Hey, sometimes you don't ask questions
19:00It was a mirage, Odie
19:03A mirage
19:14Odie, come back
19:15That's another mirage
19:17Odie
19:18Odie
19:19Odie
19:20Odie, you foolish Fido
19:22Anyone out there want to buy a dog?
19:35Odie, there is no merry-go-round there
19:37Huh?
19:38No, it's a mirage
19:39No merry-go-round
19:40No horsey
19:41No horsey
19:43No horsey
19:46Odie, your brains are a mirage
19:48Now let's get walking back to the car
19:51It's that way
19:56Where is it that way?
20:01Odie, we're lost in the desert
20:08It's right up ahead
20:09Boy, am I glad you happened along
20:11You're so kind
20:12Gonna cost you plenty
20:13I hope my dog and cat are okay
20:15There it is
20:16That car there
20:20Garfield
20:20Odie, I'm back
20:21I found a tow truck
20:23And he's
20:23Guys
20:24Where'd they go?
20:26They left paw prints in the sand
20:28Follow those prints
20:30Gonna cost even more
20:42That's it, Odie
20:43I can't go any farther
20:45This is how it ends
20:46Miles from water
20:48Miles from civilization
20:49Miles from a good Italian restaurant
20:56I'll never see John again
20:58That's sad
20:59Of course, on the other hand
21:01I'll never see Nermal again
21:06It's another mirage
21:08Ignore it
21:09I know it looks like an ice cream parlor
21:12But it's a mirage
21:13You'll end up with a sand sundae
21:16Poor pup
21:17doesn't even realize this is it
21:20The end
21:21Finito
21:22That's all, folks
21:25Nope, it's a mirage
21:26I'm not gonna fall for it again
21:30But it looks so delicious
21:33Ooh
21:34Okay
21:36Here comes another mouthful of sand, folks
21:42Ooh
21:44Yep
21:45Everything here is a mirage
21:47The lakes
21:48The mountains
21:49John's standing by the tow truck
21:51They even have dumb-looking mirages
21:53Garfield?
21:54They even have talking mirages
21:57John?
21:59Is it really you?
22:02It is you!
22:03Oh, thank you
22:05Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
22:11Garfield, enough!
22:13Let's get out of this desert
22:24That's the...
22:25The second largest lasagna I've ever seen in my life
22:28No, Garfield
22:30That's just a mirage
22:33We're back at the car
22:34Please fix the tire as fast as you can
22:36Gonna cost you
22:42Looks like we're all set to go
22:43Let me go
22:45There's lasagna out there
22:47And women
22:48And lasagna
22:51Garfield, it's a mirage
22:54Now, here's your money
22:58He was a mirage
22:59But we got here
23:01And the tire's fixed
23:02And...
23:04Let's not ask questions
23:06Let's just get out of here
23:12But the lasagna oasis
23:14That was a mirage, Garfield
23:19Can you believe that?
23:22He didn't want our lasagna
23:23Hyah, bah, bah, bah, bah
23:35Ttycznie
23:45Gracias por ver el video.
Comentarios