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00:03¡Garfield and Friends!
00:48¡Garfield and Friends!
00:54Hey you, the kid who missed last week's show.
00:57You better have a good excuse.
01:09Swiss cheese, you know what these holes are good for?
01:11I'll show you.
01:32Swiss cheese is good for making mouse balloons.
02:02Let's see, front section, not interested.
02:05Editorials, not interested.
02:07Sports, definitely not interested.
02:09Employment opportunities, so not interested you wouldn't believe it.
02:14Ah, here, comics and food section.
02:18Garfield, I'm home.
02:20Nice of them to put my two favorite subjects together.
02:26Garfield, look at this place.
02:29Yeah.
02:30The living room looks like a dump.
02:32No, the kitchen looks like a dump.
02:35The living room looks like a vacant lot with garbage all over it.
02:38Listen, I'm taking Liz to a movie this afternoon.
02:40Oh, what are we going to see?
02:42You are not going.
02:43Huh, see if I share my popcorn with you.
02:46You are going to stay here and clean up this house.
02:48And it had better be absolutely clean by the time I get back or else.
02:53John sounds serious.
02:55Serious enough to make health food for dinner for a week.
03:00Hmm, who can I get to clean this place up?
03:12Hello, Odie.
03:17Odie, if you came to me and you needed help, what do you think I'd do?
03:30Yeah, that's about what I'd do.
03:34Gee, who can I get to clean up the house for me?
03:42Ready, guys?
03:45Um, um, um.
03:47Ho, we are the Buddy Bears, we always get along.
03:50Each day we do a little dance and sing a little song.
03:53If you ever disagree, it means that you are wrong.
03:55Oh, we are the Buddy Bears, we always get along.
03:59Don't do an encore.
04:01Why are you here?
04:02I'm Bobby Buddy Bear.
04:04I'm Billy Buddy Bear.
04:05I'm Birdie Buddy Bear.
04:07We're the Buddy Bears.
04:09And we're looking for work.
04:10I agree with him.
04:12And I agree with you.
04:13Well, I agree with both of you.
04:15These guys agree with everything.
04:17Watch this.
04:18You guys really want to clean my house for me.
04:21I agree with that.
04:22I agree with that, too.
04:24I didn't hear it, but I just know I agree.
04:28Boy, for a second there I was afraid I was actually going to have to do some work myself.
04:36Oh, we are the Buddy Bears, we're here to clean your place.
04:39We'll work and always have a smile on each and every face.
04:41If we don't clean fast enough, we'll hurry up our pace.
04:44Oh, we are the Buddy Bears, we're here to clean your place.
04:47Hey, this house is really clean.
04:50I get some great ideas.
04:55Well, time for my 247 in the afternoon snack.
05:02Keep it up, lads.
05:06This cake needs something.
05:09Maybe some peanut butter.
05:22Okay, who took my cake?
05:25If you did it, you're in a lot of trouble.
05:29I'll just have to make myself a peanut butter sandwich.
05:32I need some milk.
05:39I didn't see that.
05:40The refrigerator wasn't empty.
05:42I'll look again and all the food will be there.
05:47Billy, I'm going to ask this calmly and with quiet restraint.
05:52Where did all the food go?
05:55I'm not Billy Buddy Bear.
05:57I'm Bobby Buddy Bear.
05:59Billy Buddy Bear is busy bleaching blue blouses and black blazers in the bathroom.
06:02And she sells seashells by the seashore.
06:06I want the food and I want it now.
06:08The food was messing up your nice, clean plates.
06:11So we got rid of it.
06:12I agree with Bobby Buddy Bear.
06:14The refrigerator is so much cleaner now.
06:17And I agree with both of them.
06:19Whatever they said.
06:20Enough.
06:21I'm going to get my peanut butter.
06:24Where's my peanut butter?
06:25No, never mind.
06:26I'll have a cookie.
06:33You're getting crumbs all over.
06:35Hey, give me that.
06:37These cookies are much too messy.
06:39Have to get rid of them.
06:41Hey, come back here with those cookies.
06:47Here, you'll mess up the place with these cookies.
06:53What a coincidence running into you downtown, Oni.
06:56I hope Garfield has the house cleaned up by now.
06:59What?
07:00You're fired.
07:01Get out and stay out.
07:04Okay.
07:05Give us our pay and we'll go.
07:07Pay?
07:12Why, I paid you guys already.
07:15You didn't pay us.
07:17No, we haven't been paid.
07:19I agree.
07:20No bucks yet.
07:22What?
07:22You're disagreeing with me?
07:24I thought you guys never disagree.
07:27No, we never disagree.
07:30Then you agree I already paid you.
07:41Imagine cleaning a house by getting rid of all the food in it.
07:45Garfield, it's the house all clean.
07:58But it was clean.
08:00The Buddy Bears cleaned it, but then Billy Buddy Bear, or was it Bobby Buddy Bear, took
08:04the cookie jar and...
08:06Oh, what's the use?
08:13We'll find a new job, guys.
08:15Yes, we will.
08:16We sure will.
08:18Hi, guys.
08:19Need a trainee Buddy Bear?
08:21John said something about not feeding me until century after next.
08:25Maybe I can teach you to be disagreeable.
08:27I've had a lot of experience.
08:29Welcome aboard.
08:30I agree.
08:32Fine by me.
08:33Oh, we are the Buddy Bears.
08:34We're never, ever rude.
08:35We'll sing and dance and laugh for you if you are in the mood.
08:38If you want to make us leave, then give us lots of food.
08:41Oh, we are the Buddy Bears.
08:42We're never, ever rude.
08:50Tonight's movie is Attack of the Weirdo Martian Zombies.
09:00Oh, this is scary.
09:02Yeah.
09:03Turn it off, Orson.
09:04Oh, very well.
09:07Guys, it was only a movie.
09:11Imagine turning us off in the middle of our big scene.
09:15I was just starting to get into it.
09:17I didn't even get on.
09:31Oh, what a day.
09:32What a day.
09:33What a day.
09:34We could run a race.
09:35Nah, it's too hot.
09:37We could get some ice and make ice cream.
09:40Too cold.
09:41Then let's have lunch.
09:42Hey, it's like too early, man.
09:44Breakfast?
09:45Too late.
09:46We better think of something to do, because this episode is going nowhere fast.
09:50You guys ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
09:53And when am I not?
09:55That's not what I mean.
09:56Lying around all day like this, there are crops to be harvested.
10:00Lanolin, will you get me a drink of water?
10:03Get you a drink of water?
10:05Uh-huh.
10:05That's the laziest request in the world.
10:08Not so.
10:09There are lazier requests.
10:11If you can name me one request that's lazier, rooster, I'll give you a dollar.
10:18Just slip the dollar in my pocket.
10:20Hey, like, chill down, Ciceroon.
10:22Don't be so disagreeable.
10:24I am not disagreeable.
10:26Yes, you are.
10:26You disagree with me all the time.
10:28I have never disagreed with you.
10:30Get comfy.
10:31This could take a while.
10:32Yeah, you just disagreed with me.
10:35I did not.
10:36I have never once disagreed with you.
10:38And every time you thought I did, you were wrong.
10:44Uh, can someone, like, translate that into English for me?
10:48Guys, I've got a terrific idea for something we can all do.
10:51Oh, I hope this is better than his come-as-your-favorite-arithmetic-assignment party.
10:55Oh, that was fun.
10:57I dressed up as a long-division problem.
11:00Yeah, I just came across this book of plays by William Shakespeare.
11:03William who?
11:05Shakespeare what?
11:06William Shakespeare.
11:08He's the greatest playwright who ever lived.
11:10Shakespeare lived in 16th-century England.
11:13And he wrote tragedies, romances, comedies.
11:16Doing a play sounds far out, man.
11:18But, like, uh, are we minus something important?
11:21Like a stage?
11:23Oh, all the world's a stage.
11:25That's deep, Orson.
11:27See, you just have to use your imagination.
11:30The barn could be our stage.
11:32And the doors could be our curtains.
11:36Hey, do you see what I see?
11:38I see what I'm seeing, but I can't be seeing what I see I'm seeing.
11:44See?
11:45And we can imagine that we all have fancy costumes.
11:53Hey, neat!
11:54Can I see something in a white tweed jacket?
11:57Theater is all about using your imagination, so let's just use our imaginations.
12:02Is something wrong, Bo?
12:03I don't know, man.
12:05I, like, never got the point of all this play-acting stuff.
12:08Oh, it's real simple.
12:10Art imitates life, and then life imitates art.
12:12A clay can give you a new look at the world you live in.
12:15Oh, right!
12:16I could use a new look at it.
12:18The old look just shows me my sister disagreeing with me all the time.
12:23We could do the taming of the shrew, but we'd need someone to play the shrew.
12:27What's a shrew?
12:29It's this girl with a loud voice who shouts at everybody all the time
12:33and throws things when she gets mad.
12:35Gee, I wonder who we could imagine up to fill that room.
12:40It will pretend Lanolin is our star.
12:45Is that the real Lanolin or the imaginary Lanolin?
12:49She's not yelling.
12:51Must be the, uh, the imaginary Lanolin.
12:53Okay, everybody.
12:54Let the play begin.
12:58To be, or not to be?
13:02That is the question.
13:04Whether the answer be on the crib sheet of our existence,
13:08or in the palm of thy hand wherein is writ the textbook.
13:12Psst!
13:13Hey, wait.
13:14You got the wrong play, man.
13:16Tis not for a duck to see.
13:19Eh, eh.
13:20Wrong play.
13:21Oh, dear.
13:23This must be every actor's nightmare.
13:25Oh.
13:26Oh.
13:29Was ever a father less grievous than I,
13:32but, oh, who comes here?
13:36A great desire had I to see fair Padua,
13:39pleasant garden of great Italy,
13:41that I left behind my pizza with pepperoni and olives.
13:44You left pizza?
13:46I see you are a musician and a scholar.
13:49I am looking for a tutor for my daughter Lanolina.
13:52Such a person who leaves a pepperoni pizza with olives
13:55has many virtues.
13:56Come then and meet her.
14:00I present my daughter Lanolina.
14:08Fire he who buildeth those stales.
14:12They be defective, I say.
14:15My daughter, I present unto you Lucentio.
14:19He shall teach you friends.
14:21Romance countrymen, lend me your shears.
14:25I come to bury the gladiola bulbs,
14:28not to plant lettuce.
14:30Oh, judgment!
14:31Thou art lacking if planting me in one onion
14:34to throw out the rutabagas by their tender piths.
14:38Hey, wrong play, my liege.
14:40Wrong play again?
14:41Right.
14:42Wrong play again, man.
14:44Eh, eh.
14:44Double nightmare.
14:45What brings you here, minstrel?
14:48I seek to teach you a lesson, Lanolina.
14:51What?
14:51You seek to teach me?
14:53Still your temper, Lanolina.
14:55I...
14:56Lanolina, stop!
14:57I beseech you.
14:59Still your temper, milady.
15:01Our lamb suffers a severe pottery shortage
15:03because of you.
15:09I like you as you are, Lanolina.
15:12Speak your mind,
15:12but there is no need to throw things.
15:14You...
15:16like...
15:16me?
15:17Me?
15:22Me?
15:28Our costumes are gone.
15:29We are but wool and feathers.
15:32That's the real Lanolin!
15:35Lanolin's reality interrupted Orson's fantasy.
15:38What are you guys doing?
15:39We were just imagining a play.
15:41A play?
15:42What a waste of time that is!
15:45Not if you learn something from it, man.
15:47What do you want?
15:48Well, I just wanted to say, sis, like, uh, we all really like you.
15:54You like me?
15:57Gee, I guess I should be nicer to you guys from now on.
16:01Okay, I will be.
16:10Alas, poor Sheldon!
16:13I knew him, Horatio!
16:14A fellow of infinite egghood of most excellent cholesterol!
16:20Where be your jibes now, your gambles, your clean socks?
16:24How honorable be this duck who cringes for me in his own shadow
16:30and anything larger than a gna...
16:54The following program is being made possible
16:56through a grant from Luigi's Drive-Thru Lasagna.
17:01Welcome to The Great Debate.
17:04Tonight's topic, why are cats better than dogs?
17:07Here to address this topic, Garfield Cat.
17:11Mm-mm.
17:12Why are cats better than dogs?
17:14They just are, that's all.
17:16Thank you.
17:17Mm-mm.
17:21All right, I'll elaborate.
17:25Why cats are better than dogs?
17:27To demonstrate, we'll need a dog.
17:30Hello!
17:32Oh, this is too easy.
17:35I'll start by pointing out this critter's basic flaws.
17:40Hmm?
17:42I don't even know where to start.
17:45I'll also need a cat for this demonstration.
17:48Hi, Garfield!
17:50Yes, it's me, Nermal!
17:52The world's cutest kitty cat.
17:55Face back, Garfield!
17:56I'm just the cutest thing on four legs!
18:00Wrong.
18:01Lasagna served on a dining table is the cutest thing on four legs.
18:05Nermal, this demonstration calls for the ultimate cat.
18:08A cat who has grace and beauty, speed, agility,
18:11and above all, a cunning feline intellect.
18:14So I'll have to do it myself.
18:19All right.
18:20Why cats are better than dogs?
18:22Let's take our first example.
18:25Asking for food.
18:29Ah!
18:30My pie is all done.
18:36Here's how a dog asks for food.
18:44All right, already.
18:46You can have some pie.
18:51Effective, but annoying.
18:52Let me show you how a cat does it.
18:57Ah!
18:58My pie is all done.
19:06See?
19:09Much more dignified.
19:11And it doesn't get dog slobber all over.
19:13Let's compare more dog and cat activities.
19:18Here's how dogs exercise.
19:21Here's how cats exercise.
19:23Here's how dogs chase a ball.
19:26Here's how cats chase a ball.
19:29Here's how dogs go to the store.
19:32Here's how cats go to the store.
19:35Cats are extremely...
19:36Please, Garfield.
19:37I'll show you how cute I can be.
19:40La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
19:43I hope none of you are watching this while eating.
19:48Garfield!
19:49No!
19:49Stop!
19:51Garfield!
19:52I won't be cute in here!
19:54Garfield!
19:55You promised to stop doing this last season!
19:59Garfield!
20:01Our next example is fetching the paper.
20:04Observe.
20:07Note the use of doggy mouth.
20:09Highly unsanitary.
20:13Look at this.
20:14Teeth marks on the sports section.
20:15Paw prints on the wand ads.
20:17And worst of all, doggy drool on the funnies.
20:20By the way, doggy drool on a comic strip is a felony in some countries.
20:24Especially on a certain strip, which shall remain nameless.
20:28Here's how a cat handles fetching the morning paper.
20:35Paper cat!
20:39Okay, you owe me for two months, daily and Sunday.
20:42I accept cash, check, or blueberry waffles.
20:46I can't show you all the ways cats are better than dogs, but...
20:50Excuse me one moment.
20:54Boy, try and educate people and you get interrupted over and over.
21:02We've been watching your show, and we don't like what we hear.
21:06Yeah, that's right!
21:08We don't have to take it!
21:10I don't want to take it!
21:11I don't want to take it!
21:13If we hear any more insults about dogs, you're in a great deal of trouble.
21:18Who, me?
21:20Libel man's best friend?
21:22You jest.
21:30I would never say an unkind word about you fine canines.
21:34You'd best not.
21:35If I continue telling the truth, those dogs will make kitty kibble out of me.
21:40Uh, due to circumstances beyond my control and with big teeth, I will be unable to continue...
21:47Godfield, this is unfair!
21:49I'm a cat and a very cute one at that!
21:53I demand that you let me explain how wonderful kitties are!
22:00Hey, this could work out after all.
22:03Nermal, I'm not only going to let you be on the show, I'm going to let you host.
22:09Really, Garfield?
22:10Come on, Odie, my work here is done.
22:13Huh?
22:16Dogs are uncute and un-wonderful and they bite and smell and have fleas and...
22:24And...
22:24And...
22:26And...
22:26And...
22:27Want to see me play with a ball of string?
22:35Actually, dogs aren't so bad.
22:46They serve some useful functions.
22:55There's one of them right there.
22:57Come on.
22:58I'll get a cheeseburger and you can watch me eat it.
23:08I'll get you!
23:11Come on!
23:16Woah!
23:17Used to go with peatis .
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