00:00Ladies and gentlemen, Garfield and Friends.
00:30Fiesta! Samba! La Bamba! Ay caramba!
00:34Disguises! Disguises! Surprises! Surprises!
00:38And pies of... And pies of all sizes!
00:41Come on in, come to the place where fun never ends!
00:45Come on in, it's time to party with Garfield and Friends!
00:48Come on in, it's time to party with Garfield and Friends!
00:52Garfield and Friends!
00:54It doesn't start till the fat lady screams.
01:05Hey Odie, how about if we put on a show for John?
01:08Yeah, yeah!
01:37What can I do?
01:51Okay, Garfield, I think it's time you started sharing some of the work around here.
01:55Now, I've made up a list here of the chores I'm assigning you.
01:58You can do them in any order you like.
02:01Mmm, let's see. Take out trash, mow backyard, clean up garage, wash, kitchen floor, fine.
02:16Gee, I don't recall putting sleep all day on the list.
02:22Is it my fault you forgot the important stuff?
02:27Why do I even try?
02:30Why do I even try?
02:36I thought I heard doggy drool.
02:39I'm sorry, but nowhere on this list does it say, throw the stick so dummy dog can fetch it.
02:44Can I have to look what happens to you?
02:46Aww.
02:51Okay, so it wouldn't hurt me to throw the stick once.
02:55All right.
02:56Odie!
02:59Okay pup, I'm only doing this once, so I'm giving it everything I've got.
03:09When you don't have a brain, it doesn't take much to make you happy.
03:19What?
03:25What?
03:31Bye!
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09:18watch this championship move!
09:25Oh no!
09:27My ball just broke the sound barrier!
09:29Sonscríbete al canal!
09:31Go on Rosen!
09:33We'll wait for ya to find your ball.
09:35Juspt be sure to send up a flare
09:37when you take your turn!
09:39Better yet!
09:39Send us a telegram, man
09:41That ball's headed for the next time zone
09:48I know I can find my ball
09:50If I follow the course of the irrigation ditch
09:52Still I'm in for a long walk
09:54So I'll take a book to read along the way
09:56Just in case I get bored
09:58Alice in Wonderland
10:00Oh dear, oh dear, I shall be late
10:03Alice had never before seen a white rabbit
10:05With either a waistcoat pocket
10:07Or a watch to take out of it
10:08She ran across the field after it
10:10And was just in time to see it pop down a large rabbit hole
10:15Alice thought she had never seen
10:17Such a curious croquet ground in all her life
10:19Speaking of which, there's my ball
10:21I'll never be able to hit it back in one shot
10:25I'm all worn out from the walk
10:27I think I'll just rest here for a few minutes
10:30Oh dear, oh dear, I shall be too late
10:33And then, oh boy, am I going to be in trouble
10:35So much trouble
10:36Talk about late, I am
10:39Late am I
10:41I thought I just saw Wade dressed in a rabbit suit
10:46Wade?
10:47In a rabbit suit?
10:48Hey, Wade!
10:49How come you're dressed up like that?
10:52Wade up!
10:52Of all the peculiar things
10:54Maybe it wasn't Wade after all
10:57I'm sure I saw him, though
10:59I'm going to find out for sure
11:00Wade, are you in here?
11:03If you are, where are you?
11:04Wade!
11:05Wade!
11:06Aaaaaah!
11:09This rabbit hole is lined with cupboards
11:11Just like in the book
11:13I must be having a dream
11:14But I don't remember falling asleep
11:17Uh-oh!
11:19Well, I'm here
11:21Whatever here is
11:24Wade must have gone this way
11:26Wow!
11:27These vegetables are enormous!
11:30I bet our farmer would love to know
11:31The secret of growing them like this
11:41Roy, Booker, Sheldon
11:43Am I glad to see you
11:44Are you addressing me, sir?
11:46The mad rooster?
11:52I'm the March Egg
11:53And he's the door chick
11:55We're having a tea party
12:00I should have guessed
12:01Did you guys see Wade go by here
12:03In a rabbit suit?
12:06What an absurd image!
12:08Wade, duck, in a rabbit suit?
12:12Not as absurd as the idea of Wade, duck, in a chicken suit
12:20Or Wade, duck, in a cow suit
12:24As a matter of fact
12:26I think he was on his way to the Queen's croquet game
12:29Of course
12:30He was worried about being late for it
12:32Can you tell me which way the croquet field is?
12:35We'll do better than that
12:36Since we've been invited to play
12:38You can take along with us
12:39Wake up, door chick
12:40Here, let me help
12:42There's so much noise around here
12:45How's a fellow supposed to get any sleep?
12:48Off with their heads!
12:50Like, who do you mean, sis?
12:52Who cares?
12:53Off with somebody's heads, I say!
12:59Off with their heads!
13:02But I haven't done anything
13:03Relax, Porco
13:05You will
13:08Off with their heads!
13:09You better do what she says
13:11She's the queen, you know
13:13Boy, am I glad to be on time
13:16I need a new battery for this thing
13:21Now I get it
13:22She means off with these heads of lettuce
13:26Okay pig, I'm challenging you to a game of croquet
13:32Sorry, but I left my mallet behind
13:38Here, we've got plenty of mallets to go around
13:42Do you play croquet with lettuce and cabbage and use carrots as mallets?
13:47What's the matter?
13:48Don't you like vegetables?
13:52A piece of advice
13:53The queen is a very bad loser
13:56How bad?
13:58He got three in a row in tic-tac-toe
14:00That's bad
14:01Okay pig, it's your turn
14:17Ew, ew
14:18Off with his head!
14:20You better take it on the lamb and scram, pig
14:23This time the royal sis means biz
14:25Uh-oh
14:28After him, everybody!
14:29Off with his head!
15:04I'm able to hit the ball back there
15:05Wait a minute
15:06I think I know how I can win this game after all
15:09All I have to do is hit this wooden croquet ball into the irrigation ditch
15:17And now I'll take a shortcut back to the field via the tool shed
15:21I hope I can make it in time
15:30Here comes Orson
15:31Okay, that means it's my turn
15:33Not so fast
15:35My turn isn't over yet
15:37Huh?
15:37My ball should get here any minute
15:42Why is Orson remodeling the irrigation ditch now?
15:46Beats me
15:53Go!
15:54I win!
15:55What?
15:56Orson, you won!
15:58That was a real last ditch effort
16:00That was the most difficult trick in the world
16:02No, here comes the most difficult trick in the world
16:09Getting away from lanolin
16:11Come back here, you croquet crook
16:14You crummy lousy cheat
16:15You low-down pig
16:17Get back here!
16:27You are watching Channel K-A-T
16:30The first TV network in the world
16:32Programmed especially for cats
16:34Chef Fluffy's cooking with mice
16:36Normally seen at this time
16:37Will not be presented today
16:39So that we may bring you the following special program
16:42Welcome to For Cats Only
16:44Covering the vital issues of the day
16:47For felines everywhere
16:48And now, here is your host
16:50Garfield
16:51Good morning
16:53Before we begin
16:54I'd like to remind you
16:55That this show is for cats only
16:57So if you're not a cat
16:59You shouldn't be watching
17:00I'll wait while all human beings
17:02And other non-cats leave the room
17:03Hmm
17:06Only cats left?
17:08Okay, let's begin
17:09I'm pleased to report
17:11That our plan has been even more successful
17:13Than any of us had dreamed
17:14It was many years ago
17:16That the first cats came to this world
17:18From our home planet of Felinus
17:20We were looking for a world
17:22Where beings would wait on us
17:23Hand and foot
17:24And when we saw the kind of creatures
17:26That inhabited this planet
17:28We knew we'd found the perfect world
17:30These creatures will serve us
17:33They will feed and house us
17:34They do look dumb enough to do that
17:37But if we conquer them
17:39Will they really serve us?
17:41That's the beauty of my plan
17:42We will not conquer them
17:44We will make them think that we
17:46Are their pets
17:47The lead cat's plan was sheer brilliance
17:50The first step was to make the humans
17:52Think they were adopting us
17:54What's this animal?
17:55Our leader devised a routine
17:57To make us appear adorable and furry
17:59It was tremendously embarrassing
18:01But it was terribly effective
18:03What a cute adorable animal
18:07The humans played right into our trap
18:09I'll have to take you right home
18:12And feed you
18:16Mission accomplished
18:17A human has taken the bait
18:21Within days
18:22Every member of the invasion squadron
18:24Had captured a human being
18:26Each of them was taken to a warm home
18:28Where the cat, as they called us
18:31Was fed
18:36Occasionally the humans would get upset
18:38At waiting on us
18:39That was when we cats
18:40Would have to whip out
18:41Our galactic hypnosis rhythm transmitters
18:44The sound, as you all know
18:46Has a calming effect on humans
18:48Aw, the cute kitty is purring
18:56And that's how we enslaved the human race
18:59But not everyone liked this
19:01The humans' former pets
19:03The dogs
19:04Didn't like being replaced
19:06This was way back when dogs were smart
19:08Yes, I know it's difficult to believe
19:11But dogs used to be intelligent
19:13Dogs the way!
19:14They're happening!
19:16They're happening!
19:17Wrong, you are wrong!
19:18Yes, this one in particular
19:20He was determined to drive us back
19:23To our home planet
19:24One day when our first leader
19:25Snuck off to attend
19:27The weekly felinus meeting
19:28The dog followed
19:34That was how the dog
19:35Found our headquarters
19:42I'm happy to report
19:43That the humans
19:44Haven't gotten wise to our plan
19:45They continue to wait on us
19:47Night and day
19:48However
19:49We must not get overconfident
19:51We'll need a new secret password
19:54Cadet X-7-1 here will demonstrate the new password
19:57Cadet
19:58Ahem
19:58Meow
19:59That's our new password
20:01Humans will think it's some kind of cat call
20:03Actually, we'll know what it means
20:05Humans are dumb
20:06We make them wait on us
20:07Leader, my leader
20:09The caninometer reports the presence of a dog in our midst
20:12The dog
20:13It must be a spy
20:14Seal all exits
20:16Catch that dog at once
20:25In no time at all
20:26Every feline in the place
20:28Was after the dog
20:29The dog was smart
20:30But we were smarter
20:49The dog thought he found a means of escape
20:55He was wrong
21:02We had caught the dog
21:03But now we had the problem of what to do with him
21:06He knows our secret
21:07What if he tells the humans of our plan
21:09Dogs like this one are too smart for us
21:12So we'll just have to make him less smart
21:14As they played the intelligent suction ray over the dog
21:18Our ancestors thought of other ways to make dogs less threatening
21:21Let's program him so he just chases his own tail
21:25Wait, let's program him so he'll bury something really silly in the backyard all day
21:41How about if we have him stick his head out of the car window and wave his tongue
21:45They programmed all of that into the dog
21:57That's great
21:58But what if he told the other dogs our secret
22:01We can't take that chance
22:03We'll send out rays that'll make every dog in the world like this one
22:06And so the first colonists used their superior technology to send the dog head-draining rays to all corners of
22:13this planet
22:14Dogs, which formerly had been intelligent enough to pose a threat to our plan
22:19Became the dumb creatures that they all are today
22:23No one told the humans what we were up to
22:25And I'm happy to say that mine now waits on me, brings me food, and allows me to sleep all
22:30day
22:31And we have nothing to worry about from the dog in my home
22:34In short, the plan has been a complete success
22:37And though the humans don't know it, we rule this world
22:40Well, I want to thank you all for your attention today
22:42And for not allowing any human beings to watch this show
22:47Tats are actually from another planet
22:48And they've conquered us, so we'll wait on them
22:50He, he heard our secret
22:52I'm afraid we're going to have to drain his brain
22:55Drain his brain? On a human?
22:57How are we going to do that?
22:59Oh, we'll make him watch professional wrestling
23:02Or better still, roller derby
23:04How about professional hockey?
23:06Or, ba-bowling
23:07Oh, soap operas
23:09We'll make him watch soap operas
23:11Oh, no, that'd drain too much
23:13Oh, you're right
23:13Sit car, golf
23:14Oh, golf is good
23:16Yeah
23:16Potato channel
23:22Oh, that's what we're going to do
23:24Oh, hi
23:28Oh, wow
23:41Gracias por ver el video.
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