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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, Garfield and Friends.
00:30Fiesta! Samba! La Bamba! Ay Caramba!
00:34Disguises! Disguises! Surprises! Surprises!
00:38And pies of... And pies of all sizes!
00:41Come on in, come to the place where fun never ends!
00:45Come on in, it's time to party with Garfield and Friends!
00:48Come on in, it's time to party with Garfield and Friends!
00:52Garfield and Friends!
00:54I'd like to buy a vowel, please.
01:05Ladies and gentlemen, kicking Odie off the table. Thank you.
01:11Ow!
01:13Aww!
01:18Thanks, buddy.
01:48His footsteps grew quicker, and quicker as his fears grew. He could almost hear the sinister eyes watching him, eyeing
01:54him. And then the creature came forth.
02:02He ran, but it was too late. He found himself staring right into the evil image of... Count Lasagna!
02:11The delivery man fled for his life as the cat moved forward and feasted on the lasagna and...
02:15A cat?! Lasagna?! Wait a minute, Arbuckle! My readers will never go for a comic book like that!
02:21Just listen to a little more, Mr. Finster. I spent a lot of time working on this.
02:25Let's see. Ham, roast beef, eight sandwiches, gallon of clam chowder, tuna...
02:33Sorry, Odie. Didn't bring enough food for you.
02:37Arbuckle, it's late. I've gotta get home.
02:39Just hear a little more of it, sir, please. Pretty please!
02:43Doesn't he have any dignity?
02:47Do you want something?
02:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:54My readers want mutants and ninjas and ninjas and mutants!
02:58Let me tell you a little more of the story.
03:00See, this is where Count Lasagna lived. The castle of Count Dracula.
03:05Dracula?
03:06Dracula, the most feared name across the land. Count Lasagna was his cat.
03:16Dracula slept by day in his coffin, but when the moon came out...
03:23So...
03:31Arise, Count Lasagna. The moon is calling us forth.
03:36Tell the moon to come back tomorrow night.
03:45You are going out too proud, Count Lasagna.
03:50Hey, I had a hard day's sleep.
03:54Everyone feared him, but none more so than the people at...
03:58Hello, Transylvania House of Lasagna. We deliver...
04:01Uh-huh. Two orders with meat sauce.
04:03Please, no.
04:04We'll have it down in under 30 minutes.
04:05Don't send me out there. He'll get me. Just like he's gotten all the other delivery men.
04:10Come on, he's just a cat.
04:11Please, I'll wear a wreath of garlic.
04:13That's supposed to keep them away.
04:15Actually, he loves garlic. Here, try this wreath of raisins.
04:18But... but... I have a wife and kids.
04:23For weeks now, Count Lasagna had spread his wave of terror over the city.
04:27No one was safe. Pizzerias, spaghetti takeouts, even sidewalk macaroni vendors.
04:41None can avoid the cravings of Count Lasagna.
04:44Look into my eyes.
04:46Please, no. No.
04:49I said look into my eyes.
04:51They're very big and hard to miss.
05:02Give me the lasagna, bleh.
05:05Yes, master.
05:14The villagers were outraged by their inability to get any Italian food.
05:18Hey! Hey! Let us storm the castle and destroy the evil Count Lasagna!
05:26Soon, the villagers were indeed storming the castle.
05:36Count Lasagna!
05:38The villagers are storming the castle!
05:41The villagers always storm the castle.
05:43Haven't you ever seen a monster movie, bleh?
05:45They are bringing a steak!
05:48A steak?
05:49Tell them I want it medium rare with some sauteed mushrooms, bleh!
05:53Not that kind of steak!
05:55Oh!
05:58They are here!
05:59We must flee for our lives, Count Lasagna!
06:02We have no lives, but we must flee anyway!
06:10They always knew it would someday come to this, and so they had their escape all planned.
06:25It looked like they would get away, but one of the villagers had a fiendish idea.
06:30I know how to capture that Count Lasagna!
06:40Villagers knew Count Lasagna well, knew that his bat-like radar senses would home in on anything in the vicinity
06:46that had tomato, garlic, and more than 400 calories.
06:49Count Lasagna!
06:50Oh, little, come back!
06:52He's a trick!
06:53A trick!
06:54A trick!
06:57That was how they caught Count Lasagna.
07:00The villagers put him on a low-starch diet, and...
07:03Enough, Arbuckle!
07:05I have heard quite enough of this silly idea of yours!
07:08It'd make a great comic book!
07:10It's too far out!
07:12A cat that sleeps all day and devours every bit of lasagna in the city?
07:17What's so far out about that?
07:20Come on, guys.
07:21Let's go!
07:26Well, thank you for listening, Mr. Finster.
07:29I know I kept you late.
07:30Don't waste my time with any more silly vampire stories, Arbuckle.
07:39Vampires, cats that turn into bats.
07:42I can't believe the nonsense some people expect folks to believe.
07:47The moon is full.
07:56No!
07:57No!
07:57Now, wolf people!
07:59That makes sense!
08:02Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!
08:04Arrrrrrrrrr!
08:17Arrrrrrrr!
08:19Oh, I am a farming failure. Nothing I plant ever grows.
08:25Wait, it takes time.
08:26Not with Bo, it doesn't.
08:29Do-do, do-do, do-do.
08:32Let's see now. Carrots, seeds, tomatoes, lettuce, peeps, corn, and cucumbers.
08:48If you want a real fresh salad bar, look, you've got to grow your own, man.
08:53Give it up.
08:54Good advice.
08:58All right, Orson, it's time for the Mystery Guest game.
09:02Mystery Guest game?
09:04Okay, how do we play?
09:06Not yet.
09:06We have to do the Mystery Guest theme song first.
09:09Hit it!
09:11Can you guess the Mystery Guest?
09:15Take a shot and give it your best.
09:17If you need help, I'll give you a clue.
09:20He's not a singing raisin and he's not painted blue.
09:24If you're at home and you've got the gall,
09:27pick up your telecan and give us a call.
09:30Use your brain.
09:31But wait, that's not fair.
09:33I forgot that there's nothing there.
09:35Ha, ha, ha, ha!
09:37Okay, now how is this game played?
09:40Wait, oh, impatient pig.
09:42We have prizes to talk about first.
09:44Fred, what do we have for the winner?
09:48It's a tractor, Roy!
09:52Roy, you can't give away the farmer's tractor.
09:55Relax, no one will ever win.
09:57Yes, it's the 1973 model Grunge Co. tractor.
10:01Complete with engine, seat, and white sidewall treads.
10:04Now you can plow your geraniums under just like the professionals do.
10:07And it's all yours if you can identify the mystery guest.
10:11And I'll back to you, Roy.
10:13Now you've seen the prize you could win.
10:16The telecans are ready.
10:18You better call in.
10:19All right, I'll give you just one more hint.
10:22He never has any belly button limp.
10:25Okay, time's up.
10:27Give me your guess.
10:28Who do you think it is, more or less?
10:31What's taken so long?
10:32My hints are the best.
10:34Can you guess our mystery guest?
10:41That's Fred Duck.
10:42He's only on the show once a season.
10:44Thanks a lot, Fred.
10:45Thanks, Roy.
10:46I appreciate the gig.
10:52All right.
10:53Mystery guest, will you enter, please?
11:00That's good.
11:01You want to give away the answer?
11:04Let's see.
11:05Here's our first caller.
11:07All right.
11:08Do you know who the mystery guest is?
11:10Yeah.
11:11Is that a Yuki Bear?
11:13No, I'm sorry.
11:14That's not right.
11:16Roy, there is no one in the world who is so stupid they don't know who that is.
11:20Gee, I wonder who that is.
11:23Maybe it's the president.
11:25Well, that's dumb.
11:26The president is taller than that.
11:28Uh, I think.
11:29We could use that tractor to steal vegetables.
11:32Let us put our heads together.
11:37Dinking hurts.
11:38Yeah.
11:39Let's just go steal it.
11:46Uh, is it my brother-in-law, Saul?
11:48Nope.
11:49Here's another clue.
11:51The mystery guest sleeps and eats all day and never does any work.
11:54It could still be Saul.
11:57Roy, I am having nothing more to do with this.
11:59Goodbye.
12:02Next clue.
12:03The mystery guest is fat and completely covered with hair.
12:09Are you sure it isn't, Saul?
12:11Oh, if only a vegetable or two would grow in my garden,
12:15I'd settle for a radish or three.
12:29Our mystery guest is the star of a popular cartoon show that's on the air right this minute.
12:37May I have your name and occupation?
12:39Uh, my name is John Arbuckle and I'm a cartoonist.
12:42No chance.
12:43Well, John Arbuckle, who do you think the mystery guest is?
12:48Uh, well, uh, he looks familiar.
12:51Told ya.
12:53Buzz, I'm sorry.
12:54Time's up.
12:55Well, let's take another look at our grand prize.
12:58Announcer?
12:59Uh-oh.
13:00Oh, that's right.
13:01My announcer flew south for the winner.
13:02I'll read it.
13:05It's the 1973 Grunge Co. Tractor.
13:08The only tractor that comes complete with cellular manure spreader.
13:11Grunge Co.
13:12Makers of adequate tractors for over 17 weeks now.
13:15Back to me.
13:16Well, if no one wins, we'll put another tractor in the jackpot.
13:20Say,
13:21Ben is putting on a little weight there.
13:28If you're not careful, the judges will disqualify you.
13:37How do you start this thing?
13:39Uh, how about pushing the start button?
13:42Uh, sure, if you want to do it the easy way.
13:52Hey, Horsey, your brothers are like stealing hubcaps with the whole tractor attached.
13:57My brothers?
13:59We have to stop them.
14:28How do we stop them?
14:29Like leaving to the sheep, man.
14:49Fooey, I am giving up on trying to grow anything here.
14:57No, it's too late to make up.
15:05Good work, Bo.
15:06We'll lock it up so they can't steal it again.
15:09Hey, they're taking the tractor.
15:11How are we going to get it now?
15:12I know.
15:13We can still win it.
15:15Well, it looks like no one identified the mystery guest.
15:19So here's the answer.
15:20It's Garfield the Cat.
15:22I'll bet you had no idea, right?
15:27Well, since nobody won, we won a guess.
15:30The contest's over.
15:31The correct answer was Garfield the Cat.
15:32You can't trick us.
15:34Is it Binky the Clown?
15:35Abraham Lincoln?
15:36Oprah Winfrey?
15:37I think we have some lasagna in the house.
15:39Walt Disney?
15:40Lee Hyman?
15:40Michael Jackson?
15:41No, no, no, no.
15:42It's Garfield.
15:43Garfield Cat.
15:44I do it right now.
15:45Josh Carson.
15:46Red Duck.
15:47Christy Brinkley.
15:48Yeah, Red Duck.
15:49I do it right now.
15:50I think it might be Chad.
15:51Christy Brinkley.
15:52I'm going to guess.
15:53Christy Brinkley.
16:07This is the kitchen, Tyrone.
16:09You can help yourself to a snack.
16:10Hey, thanks, Floyd.
16:11Hey, nice place you got here.
16:13This is going to be a great vacation, cousin.
16:15I spent so much time outwitting that cat at home that I...
16:18I'm just glad you could be here.
16:19I don't get on the show too often.
16:21Floyd, a cat.
16:23A cat?
16:23Where?
16:31Relax, Tyrone.
16:32That's not a cat.
16:33That's Garfield.
16:34Hi, Garfield.
16:36Hi, Floyd.
16:45See you later, Garfield.
16:47Hey, you're beautiful.
16:48That's two lunch.
16:49That is a cat.
16:50Why didn't he chase you?
16:51Eh, Garfield doesn't chase mice.
16:54In fact, there's a rumor he hasn't run since 1987.
16:57That cat that doesn't chase mice.
17:03Let's see if there's anything on worth watching.
17:07It can't!
17:08Yes, Pinky's own Circus and Wild Animal Show is in town now and...
17:12Nope.
17:22I only snack before I go to bed.
17:24And don't think it's easy going to bed 18 times a day.
17:43Gee, I thought I heard a pastry truck go by.
17:50Hey, cat!
17:54What is it?
17:55Is it true you don't chase mice?
17:57What are you?
17:57A mouse.
17:58What am I doing?
17:58Not chasing me.
17:59You got it.
18:01Oh, boy.
18:02A cat that doesn't chase mice.
18:03This is great.
18:06He doesn't chase mice?
18:09Told you.
18:10Ginger snap.
18:11Don't mind if I do.
18:13Something's wrong.
18:14This is no fun.
18:15There's no challenge.
18:21It's...
18:22It's...
18:22It's...
18:23A mouse.
18:24It's a mouse.
18:27There's a mouse in my house.
18:28I need a mouse truck.
18:29No, first I need cheese.
18:30No, wait.
18:31I need a cat.
18:31I have to get a cat.
18:32Wait.
18:33I have a cat.
18:33Sort of.
18:35Have you no self-respect?
18:38I'm a mouse and you're a cat and cats chase mice.
18:40Now chase me.
18:47This offends my sensibilities.
18:53Garfield, there's a mouse in the house.
18:55Let me sleep.
18:56You're supposed to be a cat.
18:58You're a creep.
18:59Well-run houses don't have mice everywhere.
19:01An invasion of rodents is more than I can bear.
19:04Ah, it's only Floyd and I don't care.
19:07Let me sleep.
19:10A place for everything and everything in its place.
19:13That's the way I try to run my house.
19:15There's a place for every spoon and a place for every dish.
19:18But there simply are no places for a mouse.
19:20A nap for every hour and a dream for every nap.
19:23I give each the attention it deserves.
19:26You know I don't do windows and you know I don't do mice.
19:28So keep it down, you're getting on my nerves.
19:30There's a mouse in the house.
19:33Let me sleep.
19:34You're supposed to be a cat.
19:35Not one peep.
19:36You work for me and you've got a job to do.
19:39It's not in my contract.
19:40See paragraph two.
19:42Garfield, get up.
19:43I'm warning you.
19:44Catch that mouse or you're in trouble deep.
19:46Ah, let me sleep.
19:50Garfield, you've got to chase a mouse.
19:52What is this sudden obsession everyone has with mouse chasing?
19:56There is nothing in this world that can get me to chase a mouse.
19:59And because of him, you won't get your sausage lasagna tonight.
20:03Like I said, there is nothing in this world that can...
20:06Did you say sausage lasagna?
20:09Hey, a cat's got to do what a cat's got to do.
20:12Hey Floyd, I've decided.
20:14If that cat won't chase mice, I might as well enjoy it.
20:17I'm making myself the biggest sandwich I ever had.
20:31Oh, it's the alleged cat.
20:34Hey, I'd be worried if you were the kind who chases mice.
20:37But since you aren't, you don't scare me.
20:39Nothing to be afraid of for my cat who won't chase mice.
20:42Nothing to, uh...
20:45Well, change of attitude.
21:20Hope you like Tabasco sauce, Cat.
21:26Now this is how mice and cats are supposed to behave.
21:40Did you ever notice how long the hallways are in these cartoon chases?
21:48No, not even because of sausage lasagna.
21:51This isn't my style.
21:53No more mouse chasing.
22:01Quitter, you're a disgrace to the name of Cat.
22:04Chase me, you pussy coward.
22:06Come on, Tyrone, let's leave Garfield alone.
22:09No way, Floyd.
22:10If this Cat's not going to chase mice,
22:11he deserves to have me eat them out of house and home.
22:14This may take a while, but I'm going to do it.
22:18Now get back in there and catch that mouse.
22:23What's this?
22:24Binky Circus is in town?
22:25Why do I...
22:26Here's the answer to all our problems.
22:29Hey, that's not a bad idea.
22:38Hello, Binky Circus?
22:40Do you rent animals?
22:43Come on, Tyrone.
22:44Garfield's okay.
22:45Give the Cat a break.
22:47If he doesn't chase mice,
22:48he isn't really a cat.
22:58Now that's a cat.
23:01Yeah!
23:09Well, you got rid of the mice, Garfield.
23:11Never do for yourself
23:13what you can have someone else do for you.
23:14A very neat job, too.
23:16There's just one teensy detail.
23:18Do you think you could do something
23:19to get rid of the lion?
23:21Hey, I handled the mice.
23:23This one's yours.
23:51This one's yours.
23:53This one's yours.
23:55This one's yours.
23:55This one's yours.
23:56This one's yours.
23:57This one's yours.
23:57This one's yours.
23:57This one's yours.
23:57This one's yours.
23:57This one's yours.
23:57Gracias.
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