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00:03¡Garfield and Friends!
00:48¡Garfield and Friends!
00:55Today's show is brought to you by the letter K and the number 9.
01:06Here, boy.
01:08There's something very special about Odie.
01:13That wasn't what was special.
01:21Now that was special.
01:32I have a sad tale to tell you today, folks.
01:35It's about Binky the Clown.
01:37Want to hear it?
01:39If you don't, we don't have much of an episode here.
01:42Okay.
01:43It all started a few weeks ago.
01:48Binky was the number one kid show host in town until one day...
01:58Binky, parents are complaining that your show isn't educational.
02:03My show is very educational.
02:06Oh, really?
02:09Just what is it your show teaches children?
02:12I mean, besides that...
02:15They make children!
02:16Yeah!
02:17I entertain!
02:20Well, that's not good enough anymore.
02:23We need social content.
02:25We need educational value.
02:27We need the Buddy Bears.
02:30Buddy Bears?
02:32That's right!
02:33Come on in, boys!
02:35Oh, we are the Buddy Bears.
02:36We always get along.
02:37Each day we do a little dance and sing a little song.
02:40If you ever disagree, it means that you are wrong.
02:42Oh, we are the Buddy Bears.
02:44We always get along.
02:46Yeah!
02:47That was terrific, boys!
02:50Yes!
02:51Thank you!
02:52That's very good!
02:53Thank you!
02:55Don't you mind?
02:56Binky was horrified, as who wouldn't be.
02:59And he was even more horrified to hear...
03:02I'm giving him your time slot, clown!
03:04Do you understand what I'm saying?
03:07Yes, you do.
03:09But we'll find some other show for you.
03:13Now, you see, that's the kind of antisocial, cruel humor we're trying to get rid of.
03:18That was a movie.
03:20Couldn't agree more.
03:21Yes, that was a movie.
03:22That was a movie.
03:22That was a movie.
03:23That was a humor.
03:23That was a humor.
03:24Oh, no.
03:26The station manager tried hard to find another show for Binky.
03:32And now, the evening news with Binky the Clown.
03:36Hey, news fans!
03:40Our top story!
03:41A nine-year-old boy today swallowed a frog!
03:44The boy is reported doing well!
03:46He hasn't croaked yet!
03:48Let's go to the weather!
03:50Any chance of rain?
03:52None whatsoever, Binky.
03:54That's what you think!
03:59They tried everything.
04:01For a while, he even hosted the wrestling matches.
04:04The wrestlers complained he was so loud they couldn't study their scripts.
04:22Finally, they gave him a polite, dignified farewell.
04:26¡Suscríbete al canal!
04:56But most of all, we're going to teach you how to be sweet and nice and always agree with everyone.
05:02Well, folks, you know what it takes to cause me to lose my appetite.
05:06I had to find out what happened to Binky.
05:10It turned out there weren't a lot of jobs around for clowns.
05:15For a time, he tried being a chauffeur.
05:23That didn't work out so well.
05:26Then he got a job in a library.
05:28Hey! Where did these bucks go?
05:32That lasted a good eight minutes.
05:35How pathetic.
05:37Don't worry, Binky. I'll get your show back.
05:40Yeah, every so often I do something nice.
05:43Just to keep folks off guard.
05:45I tried to talk some sense into the buddy bears.
05:48Guys, you don't always have to agree on everything.
05:52That's right.
05:52Yes, we do.
05:57But what about having an individual point of view?
06:00I have an individual point of view.
06:02And I agree with him.
06:04And I agree with both of them.
06:06We all have an individual point of view.
06:08The buddy bears were driving me bananas.
06:11I knew there had to be some way to get them to stop agreeing so much.
06:16Then I got an idea.
06:17Get set.
06:18You're on the air in one minute.
06:20Scoozy.
06:21I'm with the caterer.
06:23We're having a pizza for lunch.
06:24What would you boys like on your pizza?
06:27Pepperoni and mushrooms.
06:28Anchovies and pineapple.
06:29Sausage and black olives.
06:31What do you mean?
06:31Pepperoni and mushrooms.
06:33Anchovies.
06:34In the history of mankind, no two people have ever been able to agree on pizza toppings.
06:41Bears on the air in three, two, one.
06:44Yes, I'm proud to say that we got rid of that bad influence, Binky the Clown.
06:49And we've replaced him with a sweeter, more educational show for children.
06:54Here they are, the buddy bears.
06:58Anchovies.
06:58No.
07:01What an appalling display.
07:03Arguing like that and over pizza.
07:05Stupid argument.
07:06Everyone knows you put meatballs and peppers on pizza.
07:10You mean onions and Canadian bacon.
07:12Oh, you're both wrong.
07:14You need your tuna fish and extra cheese, you see.
07:16No, no, no, no.
07:16If you don't have your extra cheese, you don't need it.
07:18You guys know the way you're talking about?
07:20Oh, it's those buddy bears' fault.
07:23Oh, I've got to get Binky back.
07:25Binky had decided to do what so many clowns eventually do.
07:29He was running for public office.
07:31The station manager begged him to come back to his old show and he said yes.
07:36Actually, he said yes.
07:41So Binky got his own show back and everyone wound up happy.
07:46Uh, sort of.
07:48Yeah.
07:49You're wondering what happened to the buddy bears.
07:51Well, while John's away, I needed someone to cook, so I hired them.
07:56Guys, it's dinner time.
07:58Uh-oh, we are the buddy bears.
08:00We never disagree.
08:01If you say it's dinner time, it certainly must be.
08:04We'll feed you a hundred times with happiness and glee.
08:06Uh-oh, we are the buddy bears.
08:08We never disagree.
08:10Now, some things it's good to never argue about.
08:26Wow, a hundred percent.
08:28Not bad.
08:30What's the matter, guys?
08:32Heads stuck in the roof?
08:33Let me give you a helping foot.
08:40I haven't had so much fun since I...
08:44Oh, poor Roy.
08:46He fell into the waller.
08:49Guess we'd better clean him up.
08:53Okay, okay, we're even.
08:55But you're not dry.
08:57Will this do?
08:59Oh, boy.
09:10A pictorial history of pictorial histories.
09:13How to be your own best friend's best friend.
09:17Déjà vu, the sensation that you are doing something you have done before.
09:21Déjà vu, the sensation that you are doing something you have done before.
09:25Déjà vu, the sensation that you are doing something you have done before.
09:29Déjà vu, the sensation that...
09:33Putting your books away, huh?
09:35Arsene, nothing gets by me.
09:38These are old books.
09:40I don't have any money for new ones.
09:41Well, don't look at me.
09:42I can't even afford a new steel-belted radial life preserver.
09:47I wish we had some way to earn extra money.
09:52How to start your own restaurant.
09:57What do you think?
09:58We could start our own eating establishment and make a fortune.
10:02This book will tell us how to do it.
10:05Let me put a few more away and then we'll get to it.
10:08Deja vu, the sensation that you are doing something you have done before.
10:14Deja vu, the sensa...
10:18Deja vu, deja vu, deja vu, deja vu, deja vu, deja vu, deja vu.
10:28Got a counter and some dishes.
10:31Had to cook anything cookbook.
10:33Got a pencil to take an order.
10:37Cause anything you want to cook.
10:40Just take a little time to stop in and dine.
10:43And try our specialties.
10:46Our barbecued ice cream, our baked peas knees.
10:49You won't leave hungry cause we want to please.
10:52It's a delightful little diner.
10:54And the service here is really swell.
10:58Get a smile with your order.
11:01And a fly in your soup as well.
11:04We'll like it the best if we're put to the test.
11:07And the customer is satisfied.
11:10Hey, then we can say,
11:11The food here's okay.
11:13Cause the customer hasn't died.
11:17I'm just kidding.
11:19The food's great.
11:22Now all we need is a customer.
11:25I knew there was a catch.
11:27Here comes our first customer now.
11:31Good afternoon, sir.
11:33Oh, you mean me?
11:34Oh, well, let me see a menu.
11:36Oh, here at Orson's Diner, we don't bother with menus.
11:40Our kitchen is fully stocked.
11:41You name it, we'll make it.
11:43If you can order something we can't fix,
11:46you eat free for a month.
11:48Free for a month?
11:49If I can order something you can't fix?
11:51That is the offer.
11:52Boy, what a way to win mucho free food.
11:55All right, I'll have a dish of moose stew with chocolate sauce.
12:00Moose stew with chocolate sauce coming right up.
12:03One moose stew with chocolate sauce.
12:05One moose stew with chocolate sauce.
12:08What a cinch.
12:09They wouldn't have the makings of moose stew.
12:12Then...
12:13One moose stew with chocolate sauce.
12:15You know, most people prefer their moose stew with raspberry sauce.
12:19Okay, for my next course,
12:21I would like an order of broiled yaknose with green gravy.
12:26One order of broiled yaknose with green gravy.
12:29One order of broiled yaknose with green gravy.
12:32One order of broiled yaknose with green gravy.
12:35Will there be anything else?
12:37Yes.
12:38I want an alligator cheese sandwich made with cheese from an alligator named Cynthia.
12:43I want it with lettuce grown in northern Bolivia and picked on Memorial Day.
12:46I want it served in rye bread with exactly 71 caraway seeds per slice.
12:51And I want a pickle in the shape of Muncie, Indiana.
12:56Very good.
12:57One number eight.
12:58One number eight.
13:03Roy?
13:03Roy, are you okay?
13:06I'll try one more time.
13:09Give me an elephant foot sandwich with mustard.
13:12One elephant foot sandwich with mustard.
13:15One elephant foot sandwich with mustard.
13:20Orson, could I see you for a moment out back?
13:23Sure thing.
13:27Orson, we don't have any elephant feet.
13:30No elephant feet?
13:32We'll have to give Roy free food for a month.
13:35We're not giving up this quickly.
13:37Maybe we can still find some elephant feet.
13:40Come on.
13:48Where do you find elephant feet?
13:50On an elephant, mayhaps.
13:54No elephant in here.
13:57Nor here.
14:02No elephant here.
14:04Nor under here.
14:12Roy, do you have elephant feet?
14:15No, I always walk this way.
14:20Ooh, that'll be tender for days.
14:23Wade, we have to face it.
14:25There are no elephants in these parts.
14:27Well, what did you expect?
14:28Did you think that a passing circus truck would blow a tire
14:31and their elephant would escape?
14:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
14:42no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
14:42Any driver!
14:45We have a flat tire!
14:49Anything can happen in a car, too.
14:52Let's try and drive on it to the next gas station.
14:58We did it!
14:59We did it!
14:59We got an elephant!
15:00Yes, but we can't put his feet in a sandwich.
15:04Ah, I see what you mean.
15:06He is kind of cute.
15:11Scary, too.
15:12The circus will eventually miss him and they'll come back for him.
15:15We'll take care of him in the meantime.
15:17Yeah, what are we going to do about Roy's sandwich?
15:20I think we're going to have to pay him off.
15:21But I have an idea that'll make it worth it.
15:29Well, Roy, you win.
15:31We can't fill your order for an elephant foot sandwich with mustard,
15:34so you get meals for a month.
15:36Ha, I knew it!
15:38Didn't have any elephant back there, huh?
15:40Oh, we have plenty of elephant.
15:44We're just out of mustard.
15:48Ha, ha!
16:04Oh, what a great nap.
16:07That was one of the best naps I've ever had.
16:17Great nap.
16:18Maybe a tad too long, though.
16:22And now, hold on to your sandals because it's time for Screaming with Binky.
16:27We're at the bottom of the ocean where Binky the Clown has been drafted for underwater exploration
16:32because, I guess, they weren't too worried about losing him.
16:55We'll be back in a moment on dry land.
17:18Garfield.
17:20Garfield.
17:21Garfield?
17:22Oh, it's the director.
17:24What do you want?
17:25We're waiting for the cartoon to start.
17:27Good.
17:28Let me know how it turns out.
17:31Garfield!
17:32Yikes!
17:33Camera three, pan over and find him.
17:35I'm up here.
17:38Well, now we know where Nerm will learn that trick.
17:41Sorry to disturb you, but we need to get this cartoon going.
17:45First of all, I'm too tired.
17:49Secondly, I am injured.
17:52Garfield, if you're not willing to perform,
17:54we'll just have to find someone else for this cartoon.
17:57Knock yourself out.
18:00All right, fine.
18:02Have it your way.
18:03We'll get someone else.
18:05Now, who can we get?
18:08We'll need someone who can act.
18:15And it would be nice if they were musical.
18:21And, of course, they have to be funny.
18:25I know who we can get.
18:28Get me Kermit the Frog on the phone.
18:33I'm kidding, Odie.
18:34You want the job.
18:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:38Okay, let's start this one over.
18:39Roll tape.
18:40Stand by with the title card.
18:42In three, two, one, action.
19:04Boy, what an exciting cartoon so far.
19:10Land's sake.
19:12I dropped my purse and you brought it back to me, little doggie.
19:16Oh, you're a nice little doggie you are.
19:19Come back to my house with me.
19:21I'll reward you with a nice juicy steak.
19:25It's dangerous to accept invitations from strangers.
19:28Someone would have to be pretty stupid to say yes.
19:32Odie will go with her.
19:33What do you say?
19:35Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
19:37Told you.
19:38Right this way, little doggie.
19:41This is about as exciting as watching cheese age.
19:45I'm going to change the channel and see what else is on.
19:50I've seen this already.
19:54Hey, Dad!
19:57I'm not that desperate.
20:00Hmm, educational program.
20:05Oh, well.
20:06Might as well watch this and see what happens.
20:09Here we are, doggie.
20:11Home.
20:12Now you make yourself at home while I change.
20:15She'll probably turn out to be a wicked old witch or something.
20:18Ye, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he,
20:22he, he, he, he, he, he.
20:22Hey, can I call him or what?
20:25I hate little doggies.
20:27So, I'll turn you into a toad.
20:30No worse, a snake
20:32No even worse
20:33I'll turn you into the most
20:36Unspeakable
20:38Disgusting creature in the world
20:40She's gonna turn Odie
20:42Into a top 40 disc jockey
20:45Oh well
20:45It's not my cartoon
20:47It's not my problem
20:49Where are you going puppy
20:52Don't you know
20:53You can't get away from me
21:01Now then, what shall I turn you into?
21:08That's too easy. I'm going to turn you into a gerbil.
21:14Looks like a hamster.
21:25I know. You're thinking, what could be worse than being a gerbil?
21:31A gerbil sandwich!
21:35Well, so much for the pup. He probably thought it would be fun to have his own cartoon.
21:42Garfield!
21:43Go away. I'm not in this episode.
21:45Garfield, aren't you going to do anything?
21:48Yeah, I'm going to do something.
21:56Oh, all right. I better get guest star money for this, though.
22:01Mustard!
22:02Lettuce!
22:04Tomato!
22:06Onion!
22:08Okay, hold the onion!
22:11Oh, now who could that be?
22:13Oh, for me!
22:15Oh, thank you.
22:18Come back sometime and I'll turn you into an odd buck!
22:22Wonder what this is?
22:28Ta-da!
22:30Excuse-moi, madame.
22:41Well, like the man said, here's another nice mess you've gotten yourself into.
22:49Let's go home, fella.
22:55Oh, you're wondering how I got inside the box.
22:59Don't ask me. It's your cartoon.
23:04Hmm.
23:09Don't ask me. It's your cartoon.
23:17Hmm.
23:26See you next one.
23:27Bye-bye.
23:28Bye-bye.
23:30Bye-bye.
23:31Bye-bye.
23:33Bye-bye.
23:34Gracias por ver el video.
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