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00:09What about this plague, then?
00:11Rumours from the north say it's worse there than ever.
00:14No, no. Now we've found out about the rats, we'll never have plague again.
00:18You know what they're saying? A rat a day keeps the plague away.
00:22Believe me, madam, there'll be no more plague in our lifetime.
00:26Well, I hope you're right.
00:30Ah!
01:12By the autumn of the year of our Lord, 1495, the Black Plague once again howled westwards across Europe from
01:19the Indies.
01:20Carried by seamen and entering England's house, each day thousands died.
01:26Village after village disappeared in its evil wake, and not even the best and noblest escaped its horror.
01:33Ah, Edmund! I'm glad I've caught you.
01:35Oh, doing what?
01:37I'm afraid Father's feeling a bit under the weather.
01:41Oh, dear. Any idea what?
01:43Not sure. I think it's probably Black Death.
01:47Nevertheless, I am sure that he'd appreciate a little visit from you.
01:50Oh, well, I'm sure I can pop my head around the door.
01:55Sort of now-ish.
02:00Mother, would you like to, uh...
02:02Oh, no, dear. He won't let me near him.
02:04Oh.
02:07Slap!
02:09Oh, well, he's up.
02:14My lords of the council, we face today the gravest crisis this country has known since the Roman invasion.
02:21Here we are.
02:22Therefore, I'm...
02:23Your host, the king has stirred and calls for you.
02:25Ah.
02:26Very well.
02:28Gentlemen, I must leave you.
02:31Prince Edmund is in charge.
02:33Oh, shame.
02:36Yes.
02:37All right.
02:38Gentlemen.
02:39Right.
02:40Um, well, as you know, today we face the gravest crisis this country has known since the Roman invasion.
02:47Radish. Radish.
02:48What about the Viking invasion?
02:50And the Norman invasion.
02:51And the Swiss invasion.
02:53Uh, well, the greatest crisis for some time.
02:56And we all know why.
02:58Why?
02:59Because the king is possessed.
03:02What?
03:02True.
03:03True.
03:03The land is full of omens of bewitchment.
03:06Only last week in Cornwall, a man with four heads was seen taking tea on the beach.
03:12And two women in Windsor claim to have been raped by a fish.
03:16I do have heard such tales.
03:19In Harrogate it rained phlegm.
03:21And they do say that in Edinburgh the graves did open and the ghosts of our ancestors rose up and
03:28competed in athletic spots.
03:31And a friend of mine had this awful pimple on the inside of his throat.
03:37Oh, witchcraft.
03:39Witchcraft.
03:39And a farmer of I heard a cow reciting Geoffrey Chaucer.
03:43And a young woman in Shropshire saw Geoffrey Chaucer in a field mooing and sacking a young heifer.
03:50Oh.
03:51Yes.
03:51Now, gentlemen, gentlemen, surely we aren't the sort of people who believe in this sort of thing.
03:55I mean, next you'll be telling me that washing your hair in bats dropping stops you again.
04:00It is true.
04:02I can find enough bats.
04:04And look what happens.
04:06I move that we do the only thing we can do to remove this curse from the kingdom.
04:12Oh, no.
04:12Oh, well, that sounds like the answer, doesn't it?
04:14Send for the witch-speller, Persuivant.
04:17I am the witch-speller.
04:19The prince aware that he's been warned.
04:23No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, Percy.
04:28Percy!
04:29What?
04:30What the devil do you think you're doing?
04:32Look, look, I just can't take the pressure of all these ovans anymore.
04:36Percy.
04:37No, no, really, I'm serious.
04:39Only this morning in the courtyard I saw a horse with two heads and two bodies.
04:44Two horses standing next to each other?
04:49Yes, I suppose it could have been.
04:50Oh, Mr. Christian, I bet you're just the sort of person who thinks that sticking your finger up a sheep's
04:54bottom on Good Friday makes you fertile.
04:57That's rubbish.
04:58By the way.
04:59It's Easter Monday.
05:02Yes, remind me not to shake your hand during a really disgusting moment.
05:06I don't believe it.
05:08I mean, who is this witch-smeller, Persuivant, anyway?
05:10No, my lord.
05:11But Mistress Scott would.
05:13Yes.
05:15The old crone with the cat.
05:17Oh, it's the cat.
05:18Oh, lovely.
05:18Oh, but she lives in the village.
05:20So?
05:21Everyone's dying of the plague.
05:23Oh, yes, that's what they claim, those peasants.
05:26Any excuse to get off a decent day's work?
05:31Well, I mean, obviously, there are some genuine cases.
05:40Good morning, Prince Edmund.
05:41Morning, peasant.
05:45Good morning, Prince Edmund.
05:47Morning, peasant.
05:48Good morning, peasant.
06:16Who is that dark stranger?
06:19Oh, that'll be Prince Edmund.
06:21This way, my lord.
06:22This way, my lord.
06:31Bring out your day!
06:38You!
06:39Where's Mr. Scott?
06:41He just passed her.
06:43What?
06:45Oh, my God.
06:49And what's that?
06:52The, uh, cat.
06:56Does anyone know what happened?
06:59No.
07:00I don't.
07:03Me neither.
07:04I was right on the other side of town when we burned her.
07:07Shh!
07:10Why?
07:11I don't know.
07:12Well, it was because she was a witch, wasn't it?
07:14Shh!
07:15You burned Mr. Scott for being a witch?
07:18Why?
07:20I can't see.
07:21It's a secret.
07:22A secret?
07:23Do you know who I am?
07:25A stranger.
07:27Oh, yes, that's right.
07:29Well, tell me anyway.
07:31No, no, we can't.
07:33And I'll tell you why.
07:34Because if you'd been part of a secret committee
07:37to invite the witch-smeller-persweevant into town
07:40and he'd already burnt four of your best friends,
07:43would you go telling everyone?
07:45No, I suppose I wouldn't.
07:47So, so is it the witch-smeller-persweevant who burnt her?
07:53He's guessed.
07:54He's clever.
07:55They don't call him Clever Jake for nothing, you know.
07:59Well, they don't call me Clever Jake.
08:01Oh.
08:03Is he?
08:04Oh.
08:05So, so what does this witch-smeller man look like?
08:09No-one knows, my lord.
08:10No-one.
08:11He is a master of disguise.
08:13He mostly appears only at night.
08:16At night.
08:18Yeah?
08:18I believe so.
08:20Ah, right.
08:21So he won't be around now.
08:23Well, let me tell you something.
08:25If this so-called witch-smeller burnt Mistress Scott...
08:29The pussycat.
08:30...and have a big pine pussy,
08:32then there's something wrong with his nose,
08:34and I should know,
08:36they don't call me Clever Pete for nothing.
08:39Jake.
08:39What about him?
08:41Clever Jake.
08:42Why not?
08:42Where?
08:42You are Clever Jake.
08:47They, they don't call me Clever Pete at all.
08:52They call me Clever Jake.
08:55And if I were you,
08:56and I'd ask the witch-smeller into town,
08:59I'd kick the big-nosed bully straight out again.
09:02What do you say?
09:03I think it's for a serious consideration.
09:06Well, exactly.
09:07Take Clever Tom's advice
09:09and send him back to the madhouse he came from.
09:12Come on, boys.
09:13Put no down, Percy.
09:14Come on.
09:16Mr. Scott is obviously in no state to help us today.
09:24I have two functions.
09:26To protect the good
09:28and to crush the evil.
09:31Watch.
09:35Fascinating.
09:37Absolutely fascinating.
09:39Um,
09:40actually,
09:41you have crushed both eggs, you know.
09:43Some that seem good
09:44sometimes proveth to be evil.
09:47Oh.
09:48The Lord's
09:49Duke of Edinburgh.
09:50Ah, Edmund.
09:51Come on in, come on in.
09:52The witch-mell has arrived.
09:53Oh, yes.
09:54Oh, big nose is back, isn't it?
09:59Oh, hello.
10:02I'm delighted to meet you.
10:05Why, I'm one of your greatest admirers.
10:08Oh, big nose is back.
10:10Yes, old big nose is back.
10:12He's in a terrible state.
10:14I was talking to him just now.
10:16Ah, he's a great admirer of yours as well.
10:19Who's this?
10:20Uh, old big nose.
10:21In fact, I was just hearing about your work in Taunton.
10:25Imagine that.
10:27Every single person in the village having an affair with the same duck.
10:31The duck of Taunton was a tragic circumstance.
10:34And I hear you very kindly burnt our mistress, Scott, for us.
10:39Oh, yes.
10:40And her pussycat.
10:42Ah, but have you found the chief witch yet?
10:47I feel I may be very close.
10:49Oh, get the kindling ready.
10:52Make sure that steak is well done.
10:55Witch-mellor, my dear.
10:56If you do happen to come across someone who's a bit, you know, witchy,
11:01how do you prove him guilty?
11:02By trial or by ordeal.
11:04Ah, the ordeal by water?
11:06No, by axe.
11:08Oh.
11:08The suspected witch has his head placed upon a block
11:10and an axe aimed at his neck.
11:13If the man is guilty, the axe will bounce off his neck,
11:16so we burn him.
11:17If he is not guilty, the axe will simply slice his head off.
11:22What a very fair test that is.
11:25Would you like to attempt a less violent test yourself,
11:29your highness, by way of demonstration?
11:32How much less violent?
11:34Well, I place before the suspect a dagger and a crucifix.
11:39Oh, how interesting.
11:40The suspect is blindfolded.
11:42If he picks up the dagger from the table,
11:43he is Satan's bedfellow.
11:45Yes, Edmund, I think you should do it.
11:47At least take yourself out of the running, what?
11:50I haven't seen your broomstick recently, your highness.
11:52Oh, very good, sir.
11:53Very good.
11:54Yes, yes, yes.
11:55I'm not so sure about all this, you know.
11:57Oh, come on.
11:57Yes.
11:59You will all notice how it has suddenly become much darker.
12:03Yes.
12:05Choose.
12:07There we are.
12:08The rich Edmund, the witch.
12:10How the devil did that happen?
12:11You see, my lord, as I thought,
12:13this is the source of evil in your kingdom.
12:15This is your witch.
12:16Behold, Lucifer's brother.
12:20Bound the witch.
12:21Yes, I'm quite sure I caught the first part of that.
12:24Well, my lord, you will know the truth.
12:26Is that what you recommend?
12:27But, but, you can't let him do this.
12:29He is very highly thought of, you know.
12:31But he's a quack.
12:33What did you say?
12:34Quack, quack, quack.
12:36Do you see, my lord,
12:37how the duck of Taunton lives within him?
12:39Yes.
12:40I'm afraid so.
12:42Let him be tried tomorrow.
12:44Let him be tried tomorrow.
12:52This court is summoned to a judge
12:54the most heinous of all crimes,
12:56that of witchcraft.
13:01As the accused is a prince of the realm,
13:04step forward, Edmund, Duke of Edinburgh.
13:07Look at his hair.
13:08Hair proves it.
13:10Who will defend the accused
13:12and thus condemn himself to certain burning at the stake
13:15as a partner in Satan if the accused is not guilty?
13:17That our lord Percy will defend his royal highness.
13:20Oh, yes.
13:21Yes, me, sorry, yes.
13:22Hello.
13:23Witch!
13:24Witch!
13:26Witch!
13:27Prove that he's heard!
13:29Yeah, yeah, prove that.
13:30My lord, will you force us to listen
13:32to the pleadings of a man
13:33who may be a witch himself?
13:36You know, you're absolutely right.
13:39Yes, well, that concludes the case for the defence.
13:41Thank you, lord Percy.
13:42Let the name of the prosecutor begin.
13:44Prince Edmund, are you a Christian?
13:47Yes, of course I am.
13:48Can you say the lord's prayer?
13:50Well, yes, I can say it backwards, if you like.
13:53Catfishers!
13:54Oh!
13:54Oh, Edmund, I believe you have a pushing gun.
13:59Yes.
14:01Its name is Bubbles!
14:02Right.
14:03Yes, I want to give it its full name,
14:06Beelzee Bubbles!
14:07Oh!
14:09Do you deny that you were seen
14:11on the feast of St. Jacob the Turgid
14:13speaking to this little cat Bubbles?
14:16Well, of course I deny it.
14:18Ah, but the chambermaid Mary heard you saying,
14:21and I quote,
14:22Hello, little Bubbles,
14:24would you like some milk?
14:25Well, I might have said that.
14:27Ah!
14:29And what did you mean by it?
14:32Well, I meant,
14:32would the cat like some milk?
14:34Milk?
14:34What did you mean by milk?
14:36Well, I meant milk,
14:37bloody milk!
14:38Bloody milk!
14:39It's not a mixture of milk and blood!
14:43No, no, just milk.
14:45Ah, that the blood was to come later!
14:47There wasn't any blood!
14:48Oh, you had to make no!
14:51It was milk!
14:54Yes, I pass on, my lord.
14:56Lord, you have a horse
14:57called Black Satin.
14:59Yes.
14:59Yes, and do you confess
15:00that on the thirteenth day of Norris time
15:02you did say to this horse Black Satin,
15:04and I quote,
15:05Satin,
15:05would you like some carrots?
15:08Well, I might have done.
15:09He likes carrots.
15:11Carrots?
15:13Yes.
15:14Carrots?
15:15Ladies and gentlemen,
15:16we all know that carrots
15:18are the devil's favourite food!
15:21What?
15:21No, no, no, we don't.
15:23No, we don't.
15:24If the devil likes carrots,
15:26why isn't it mentioned in the Bible, then?
15:28Um, why doesn't it say,
15:31and he took the Lord
15:33up to the top
15:34of an high mountain
15:36and offered him a carrot?
15:38Why, thou shalt not eat carrots
15:41in the Ten Commandments?
15:44The Ten Commandments
15:46of Jeroboth
15:47in the appendix
15:48to the Apocrypha.
15:49And the Lord said unto the children
15:51of Bed-Nibot,
15:52neither shalt thou eat
15:54the fruit of the tree
15:55that is known
15:56as the carrot tree.
15:58Carrots don't grow on trees.
15:59Oh, really?
16:01Oh, really?
16:01And how did you get to know
16:02so much about carrots, eh?
16:04Wait!
16:06Ooh!
16:07I call my first witness!
16:15Oh, Satin.
16:17Good amongst friends.
16:19Good.
16:20Now tell me,
16:21in your own words,
16:23did you, Satin,
16:25on certain nights' last
16:27Gareth's tide,
16:28endowage,
16:29albeit,
16:29I accept
16:30in all innocence,
16:32enfrenzied,
16:33naked,
16:35and obscene,
16:37Satanic orgies
16:40with your master
16:41known to you
16:42at the great Grumbledook?
16:45What?
16:45Carry this Grumbledook!
16:49Satin?
16:50You're not replying.
16:51He's not replying,
16:52my Lord.
16:53Are we to assume
16:54this horse has something
16:55to hide?
16:56I do that
16:57or he can't talk.
16:58I like this
16:59for a black satin
17:00known in the hierarchy
17:01of evil
17:02as black satin
17:03the loquacious.
17:04Are you?
17:05Or are you not
17:06the servant of Satan?
17:11I'm sorry,
17:11I didn't quite catch that.
17:12Was that a yay
17:13or a nay?
17:14It was a nay,
17:14my Lord,
17:15but I don't believe
17:16a word of it.
17:16I call for a recess.
17:18He may think
17:19he can fool us,
17:20but we have ways
17:21of making him talk!
17:25Well,
17:26I suppose
17:26this is what comes
17:27of being a witch.
17:29Oh, Mother,
17:29I'm not a witch!
17:31Oh, Edmund,
17:32you always were
17:33a bit of a fever.
17:35Mother,
17:35I beg of you,
17:36use whatever power
17:38you have
17:38to help me.
17:40I haven't had
17:40any powerful years,
17:42you know.
17:42No, no,
17:43but Father's sick.
17:44you must do
17:45something,
17:46otherwise.
17:47Otherwise what?
17:49Well,
17:49otherwise
17:50I'll be burnt.
17:52Oh, yeah,
17:53this would be a pity.
17:55Oh, thanks.
17:57I'll see if I can
17:58sort out something.
18:02My Lord,
18:03I had an idea
18:04how to get out of this.
18:06Yes?
18:08Send for all the greatest
18:09lawyers in the land
18:10and they could save you.
18:12Brilliant.
18:12Contact them at once.
18:14I've already done it,
18:15my Lord.
18:16Oh, Percy,
18:17thank you.
18:18Are those the letters?
18:20Um, yes.
18:23You'll read them.
18:24Um,
18:26very well.
18:28Um,
18:29this is from
18:29Robert Wyatt in Somerset.
18:32What you ask
18:34is against
18:35reason and God.
18:37I spit on you
18:38and your master
18:39and look forward
18:41to passing water
18:43over both your graves
18:45at a later...
18:49What does that one say?
18:51It's from John Watts.
18:52Oh,
18:53stinker Watts.
18:54Dear Percy,
18:55of course I remember
18:56being at school
18:57with Prince Edmund
18:58and yourself
18:58and so was very
19:00interested by your letter.
19:01Yes?
19:02May you both die horribly.
19:03Yours,
19:04John Watts.
19:06Oh, no.
19:07I'm doomed.
19:09Wait a moment,
19:10my Lord.
19:11I have a cunning plan
19:13that cannot fail.
19:15Oh,
19:15what is it?
19:16Well,
19:17my wife was wondering
19:18whether you'd like to come
19:19round for dinner tonight.
19:20No, thanks.
19:21Why not?
19:22Well,
19:23the food tastes like manure
19:24and frankly,
19:25I find you both very boring.
19:27Oh,
19:28fair enough.
19:29What about next Thursday,
19:31then?
19:32Um,
19:33yeah,
19:33that's lovely,
19:34yeah.
19:34About half of it.
19:34Yeah,
19:35nice to be there.
19:37Brilliant!
19:40Well done,
19:41Baldwin.
19:41Very cunning.
19:44You may capture the eagle,
19:47but you cannot clip its wings.
19:50By the way,
19:51how's that eagle of yours?
19:52Oh,
19:53fine,
19:53fine.
19:54Mind you,
19:54I had a bit of trouble
19:55to start with,
19:56but now I've clipped its wings.
19:57No problem.
19:58Go to my way.
20:00Tomorrow,
20:00I shall not be so meek.
20:13And happily,
20:14the horse,
20:15blessed sat in the confessor,
20:16that was to have been our first witness today,
20:19yes,
20:20cannot be with us.
20:21However,
20:22before he died,
20:24You bastard!
20:26He did make this signed confession.
20:28I mean,
20:30I,
20:31black satin,
20:32confess,
20:33that my former master,
20:35Edmund,
20:35is the servant of Satan.
20:39And I spoke to him
20:41on the matter
20:43frequently
20:44over a gallon,
20:46a gallon,
20:47a gallon of stable boys,
20:50villains!
20:51Oh,
20:53dear God,
20:55this tragic,
20:56horrid,
20:57nasty,
20:57and most evil case
20:58draws to an end.
20:59I call
21:00my last witness!
21:03Oh,
21:06yes,
21:06and what is it?
21:07A cow?
21:09A talkative bedger?
21:11An easily bribed
21:13ant?
21:13I call
21:17Jane Farkettle!
21:19Jane Farkettle.
21:20Can you see that man
21:21standing over there?
21:22Which?
21:23That's him.
21:24Of course I recognise him.
21:27She's seen me on a coin.
21:29And have you
21:30or have you not
21:31committed sins
21:32of the flesh
21:33with him?
21:34I have.
21:35You must be joking.
21:37To my group is Jane.
21:38And mine.
21:39I mean,
21:39look at her.
21:40Can you describe
21:41these foul deeds?
21:43After we had
21:44just kissed once,
21:46he transformed
21:47into a wild animal.
21:49Well,
21:51perhaps I do remember you.
21:52Yes, my lord.
21:55Three months later,
21:56I was great with child.
21:58Oh,
21:58for God's sake,
21:59you bore him
22:00a son.
22:01I did.
22:02My little Johnny.
22:04Can you see
22:05this son of Satan
22:07anywhere in this
22:08court?
22:15Yes,
22:16that's him.
22:16I give you
22:18John Grumble
22:20the way.
22:23Yeah,
22:23give him away.
22:24Come on,
22:25he doesn't look
22:25the slightest bit like me.
22:27I know.
22:28You have three proofs
22:29selfish craft.
22:30A cat
22:31that drinks blood.
22:32A horse
22:34that talks.
22:36And a man
22:37who propagates
22:39poodle.
22:42These men
22:44must burn.
22:45These men
22:46must burn.
22:51Silence.
22:52Silence.
22:53Silence.
22:53Silence.
22:53Silence.
22:53For the Prince of Wales.
22:54The verdict of this
22:56court is that
22:57the accused
22:57are found
22:58guilty of
22:59witchcraft.
23:00The maximum
23:01penalty that the
23:02law allows
23:03is that you
23:04be burned
23:05to death.
23:06However,
23:08in view of
23:09your previous
23:09good background,
23:11I'm disposed
23:12to be lenient.
23:13Therefore,
23:14I sentence you
23:15to be burned
23:16alive.
23:18Do you have
23:19anything to say?
23:21Well,
23:21yes,
23:21actually,
23:22I'd quite like
23:22to say.
23:23And you,
23:24grumble,
23:26Duke.
23:26Yes.
23:28Now.
23:31Oh,
23:32brilliant,
23:32Horace.
23:33How you live
23:33that,
23:34I'll never know.
23:34Quick.
23:35Here.
23:46You
23:47turquoise pigs!
23:52Percy.
23:54Sorry.
23:55Sorry.
24:08Look,
24:09you two,
24:10you might perhaps
24:11consider for a pretty
24:13hefty reward,
24:14perhaps letting us...
24:16Escape?
24:16By dressing up as
24:17washerwomen and
24:18carrying us out in
24:19three large wicker laundry
24:21baskets.
24:26Here comes the wife.
24:37Hello, Edmund.
24:39Hello, dear.
24:40You look funny.
24:42Yes,
24:43I've had all my hair cut off.
24:45Oh,
24:45yes,
24:46that's it.
24:47Look,
24:48there's no news of a reprieve,
24:50is there?
24:50Oh,
24:51no,
24:51everyone's really looking
24:52important.
24:53Hello,
24:54boys.
24:54Morning.
24:55Nice.
24:56I have to go to my room,
24:58which isn't fair.
24:59But in fact,
25:00I think I might even get a better view
25:03from the window.
25:05Oh,
25:06sorry.
25:06Well,
25:07I'd better be going.
25:11Oh,
25:12yes.
25:12Your mummy asked me to give you this.
25:14Oh,
25:15great.
25:15What is it?
25:16A knife?
25:17A file?
25:18A small bucket of water?
25:20No,
25:21silly.
25:21It's a dolly.
25:26Great.
25:27Great.
25:27It's just what we needed.
25:30Goodbye,
25:31Edmund.
25:32Goodbye,
25:33dear.
25:34Mother!
25:37Bye-bye.
25:50I suppose,
25:51really,
25:51this must be one of the most
25:53difficult parts of the job.
25:54Yes.
25:56And the witch,
25:57as well.
25:58Of course.
26:01My lord,
26:02I have a cunning plan.
26:04Oh,
26:05Baldrick.
26:07I think I might be able
26:09to stall him.
26:10Well,
26:11Gran Bulldog,
26:12your time has come.
26:13You wish to confess.
26:15Very well.
26:16Oh,
26:16sorry.
26:17Sorry,
26:17yes.
26:18Yes,
26:18I do,
26:19in fact.
26:20Confession!
26:23I,
26:23I should like
26:24to confess
26:26in front of God
26:27and this
26:29rather small crowd
26:31that I have
26:33occasionally
26:34done things wrong.
26:37Be more specific.
26:39Um,
26:40well,
26:40I have
26:41heard
26:42and strayed
26:43like
26:44a lost
26:45ox.
26:46Sheep!
26:47A,
26:47a sheep.
26:48I have
26:50accumulated
26:51my father's
26:53adultery.
26:54Get on with it!
26:55I,
26:56I have,
26:57uh,
26:57not,
26:58not honoured
26:59my neighbour's
27:01ass.
27:02All right,
27:02the fires!
27:03I'm a wick!
27:04I'm a wick!
27:05I do,
27:05we do!
27:13Oh,
27:14damn.
27:16I'm not even
27:17comfortable.
27:19Oh!
27:20Oh!
27:21Oh!
27:21Oh!
27:23Oh!
27:25Oh!
27:26How fast
27:26this heat
27:27travels!
27:28Yes,
27:29it is a touch
27:29warm,
27:30isn't it?
27:30Yeah!
27:31I feel
27:32as if
27:34I am
27:35on fire!
27:38I know,
27:38I'm rather regretting
27:39my choice of
27:40undergarments
27:40as well.
27:42I'm burning!
27:44I'm burning!
27:45I'm burning!
27:47I'm burning!
27:48Yes,
27:49but I think
27:49you're jolly
27:49glad of that
27:50cloak in the
27:50winter.
27:54Good.
27:55Oh,
27:56well done,
28:08Baldrick.
28:09Yes,
28:10that was
28:11close shave.
28:15Thank you,
28:16Baldrick.
28:28morning,
28:28my love.
28:30Morning,
28:33princess.
28:34Good morning.
28:36What's going on out there?
28:38Well,
28:39Uncle Harry's going to burn
28:40Edmund alive when the
28:42other man came along.
28:44Nothing, my dear. Don't sort it out now.
28:47Oh, good, good.
28:54The farm of hoofbeats cross the glade
28:58Good folk, lock up your son and daughter
29:03Beware the deadly flashing blade
29:07Unless you want to end up shorter
29:10Black adder, black adder
29:14He rides a pitch black steed
29:18Black adder, black adder
29:22He's very bad indeed
29:26Black, his glove's the finest mole
29:30Black, his cockpiece made of metal
29:34His horse is blacker than a wool
29:38His horse is blacker than his cattle
29:42Black adder, black adder
29:46With many a cunning plan
29:50Black adder, black adder
29:55You horrid little man
29:59I said he shouldn't have burnt that cat
30:01Oh!
30:02I don't know.
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