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Desperate Housewives Season 1 Episode 7
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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives...
00:03Exactly what is it you're hired me to do?
00:05Someone sent that note to my wife, and I need to know who.
00:07Some secrets were discovered.
00:09After my mom died, I started remembering what happened to Dana.
00:12Who's Dana?
00:13What are you doing here?
00:14Some secrets were uncovered.
00:16It could be any one of these guys she's having an affair with.
00:18Don't worry about it.
00:19I'm not letting her out of my sight.
00:21And some secrets...
00:22Jordana Geist manages to get her work done.
00:25How do you cream it all in?
00:26We're shared.
00:27That's ADD medication.
00:38It means different things to different people.
00:41In suburbia, it means keeping up with the Joneses.
00:45On Wisteria Lane, that means keeping up with Brie Vandekamp.
00:51Everyone knew Brie had the nicest lawn in the neighborhood.
00:54And no one begrudged her this.
00:56No one, that is, except Martha Huber, whose own lawn paled in comparison.
01:05No matter how carefully she trimmed, or how lovingly she watered, or how generously she fertilized,
01:17The grass was always greener on the other side of the fence.
01:27Hello, Victor.
01:28How are you today?
01:30Out jogging again?
01:32It's my brother.
01:34Would you like a slurp from my hose?
01:42Victor?
01:45Victor?
01:47Don't worry.
01:49I'm going to get an ambulance.
01:53Then one day, Mrs. Hooper finally got the chance to mow down the competition.
02:13Help!
02:15Somebody help!
02:20What happened?
02:22He collapsed on your hydrangeas.
02:24Call 911.
02:41Yes, Mrs. Hooper understood the first rule of competition.
02:46In order to win, you have to want it more.
03:33When I was alive, my friends and I came together once a month
03:37for a meeting of the Wisteria Lane Book Club.
03:40We found the problems of literary characters so absorbing.
03:45The way they dealt with adversity.
03:48Conducted illicit affairs.
03:52Endured domestic dramas.
03:56Implanned romantic conquests.
03:58But since my death, my friends had lost their interest in fiction.
04:05So, what did everybody think?
04:08Their own problems had become absorbing enough.
04:11I thought the character of Madame Bovary was very inspirational.
04:17Inspirational?
04:18She poisons herself with arsenic.
04:21Really?
04:22You didn't read until the end?
04:24I stopped after page 50.
04:26Am I the only one who read the book?
04:28I saw the movie. It was really good.
04:31Ladies, I'm sorry, but what is the point of having a book club if we don't read the book?
04:37More wine?
04:40So, uh, Reba, Emma, and Lori, why don't you girls come to the kitchen and help me with the snacks?
04:46Sure.
04:49I will be right in.
04:53God, I couldn't wait to get rid of them.
04:55Okay.
04:56So, Lynette said that you found Zach.
04:58He's at a rehabilitation center.
05:00And Julie snuck in and actually talked to him.
05:03Did he say anything about his mother's suicide?
05:05There wasn't enough time, but he did say one thing that was kind of mysterious.
05:07He said something happened to someone named Dana and that he could never, ever talk about it.
05:13Who the hell's Dana?
05:14That's the mystery part.
05:15I figure Dana has something to do with what Mary Alice was trying to hide.
05:19So, somebody found out Mary Alice's secret and sent the note.
05:23So, who the hell is that?
05:28Stationary is partial number 17, 100% cotton.
05:31It's made by Cypress Office Products.
05:34They have stores in 12 cities, including yours.
05:38Let me trace that postmark back to your local post office.
05:41Meaning?
05:43Meaning that the blackmailer is probably someone you know.
05:46A neighbor, milkman.
05:49Pool boy, soccer mom.
05:51Soccer mom.
05:53Mr. Young, sometimes evil drives a minivan.
05:58I had this gig once.
06:00Tracking down this PTA mom who was hell-bent on landing her daughter a spot on a parade float.
06:06Fed antifreeze to half the homecoming committee.
06:12Did you catch her?
06:14Mr. Young.
06:18The people who hired me didn't hire me to catch her.
06:27Wow, honey.
06:28What?
06:29This place looks spotless.
06:31Thanks.
06:32Hey, so listen.
06:34I have come up with this killer idea for the spotless scrub campaign.
06:38Great.
06:38You want to run it by me?
06:41No, I'm good.
06:42But thanks.
06:43Okay.
06:45Well, that's the thing.
06:45You know how whenever I pitch in the boardroom, O'Rourke and Hennessey always teared my ideas
06:49down in front of the partners?
06:50Yeah?
06:50I invited the partners and their wives over so I could pitch to them here.
06:55And I thought maybe we could make a formal dinner for six.
06:57We could sit.
06:57We could...
06:58And when exactly would this formal dinner take place?
07:00Uh, day after tomorrow.
07:02Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
07:04It's short notice.
07:05I just...
07:05You think?
07:05How am I supposed to pull off a formal dinner with no warning?
07:08I don't know.
07:09Bree Vandicamp does this kind of thing all the time.
07:12I...
07:13What did you say?
07:15Well, I'm sorry.
07:16I didn't mean it like that.
07:17That's...
07:17You know what?
07:17Forget it.
07:18I'll call and I'll cancel.
07:19Just don't worry about it.
07:20No, no.
07:21Let's...
07:21Let's do it.
07:24Really?
07:27Yeah, it's good for your career.
07:29I'll pull it off.
07:31Yes.
07:32Honey, thank you so much.
07:34You know what?
07:34I promise.
07:35I land this account and I'm going to buy you something awful pretty.
07:41Luckily for Tom, Lynette had a recipe for success.
07:53Unfortunately for her, she was missing the secret ingredient.
08:12Yeah?
08:13It's me.
08:14Don't turn around.
08:15My mother-in-law can see you.
08:16I hate that she's always watching us.
08:18So meet me at the motel in an hour?
08:22John.
08:24Uh, I've got plans.
08:26So cancel.
08:27They're with Danielle.
08:28We're going to the movies.
08:30That sounds like a date.
08:32Yeah.
08:34Well, I have a problem with you seeing other girls.
08:37Well, I have a problem with you having a husband.
08:39I guess we'll both have to learn to deal.
08:41Well, I guess we'll both have to learn to deal.
09:05Don't even try to make it up to me by talking dirty.
09:07Hello?
09:11Hello?
09:30Mr. and Mrs. Van Kemp.
09:34So, your son decided to entertain some of his friends yesterday by shoving a freshman's head into a locker.
09:39This was the Johnson boy?
09:41Yes.
09:41He broke the boy's nose.
09:43Because of our no-tolerance policy, your son may face expulsion.
09:46You're going to ruin his whole future over a little roughhousing?
09:48Rex, this was practically assault.
09:51Mrs. Stark, what Andrew did was clearly wrong, but in his defense, his mother and I are going through severe
09:57marital problems.
09:58Is that relevant?
09:59Our marriage is disintegrating.
10:01Of course Andrew was acting out.
10:02He has every right to be angry.
10:03If Andrew's angry about you moving out of the house, then perhaps he should shove your head into a locker.
10:08All I'm saying is that we need to take some of the responsibility here.
10:12So does Andrew.
10:13Blaming his actions on our problems, which are not so serious, does not help him.
10:18Our problems are serious.
10:20Mrs. Stark, you handle this however you see fit.
10:22Bree, I've gone to an attorney.
10:24You're going to be served with divorce papers later today.
10:27You went to an attorney?
10:29Yeah.
10:30And a good one, too.
10:33Well, he better be good, because when I'm finished with you, you won't have a cent to your name.
10:38Bring it on.
10:41Perhaps detention is the way to go.
10:44Mom, you're getting too dressed up.
10:46I know, but I want to look really sexy.
10:48I told Mike I expect him to have you home by 11.
10:51Hmm.
10:52How about midnight?
10:53All right, but no later.
10:54You know how I worry.
10:56So, you got protection?
10:58Oh, my God.
11:00We are so not having this conversation.
11:02We are, because I enjoy being an only child.
11:05Are you finished?
11:07Almost.
11:08You know, I always assumed I'd have sex for the first time before you had it again.
11:12Okay, you can leave now.
11:16Yeah.
11:19What do you think?
11:20Trying too hard?
11:23Yeah, well, what do you know?
11:24It's 80 degrees outside, and you're wearing fur.
11:36Hey, Mike.
11:52Hey, Edie.
11:56Wow.
11:57Get a load of you.
11:59You look so pretty.
12:00I hardly recognize you.
12:02Oh, this?
12:04Well, I have a date.
12:06Right now.
12:07With Mike.
12:10We kissed.
12:11FYI.
12:22Ooh, love the jacket.
12:24Good choice.
12:25Um, look, Susan, I'm really sorry, but I've got to cancel.
12:29I have an unexpected house guest.
12:33Coming through.
12:34Oh, sorry.
12:35Hi, I'm Kendra.
12:36Susan.
12:38I'm going to run to the car and get my stuff.
12:44I know how this looks, but there's nothing between us.
12:48Kendra's just an old friend.
12:49Old friend?
12:51Yeah, you know.
12:52Yeah, yeah.
12:53No, actually, no.
12:55I don't know.
12:55So, by old friend, you mean college pal, bowling buddy, saved you from drowning?
12:59It's hard to explain.
13:02Could you give it a shot?
13:05Mike, I'm going to go upstairs and take a shower.
13:11Look, I promise I'll make this up to you.
13:16And you look amazing.
13:18Mike, where are the towels?
13:25Thanks.
13:31Hey!
13:32How was your big date?
13:35Mike had to reschedule.
13:38Oh, because of the hot girl with the suitcase over there?
13:44Gosh, how devastating for you.
13:46FYI.
13:56Look, I just want to move this place fast.
13:58I'll do whatever we have to do.
14:00Well, that's good to know.
14:02You do realize that you're going to have to disclose the fact that your wife killed herself in the house.
14:06I am?
14:07Oh, yeah.
14:09Legal crap.
14:10And people get really freaked out by suicide.
14:13You can't blame them.
14:15Hell, I got the willies just standing here.
14:18Is there any way to get around it?
14:20Off the record?
14:22Yeah.
14:24You could say that she shot herself in the living room and then crawled out back to die.
14:31Well, I'm just saying.
14:35Oh, I got to go.
14:36I'll call you tomorrow.
14:43Edie, wait!
14:46Edie, wait!
14:55Paul had always known Edie Britt was capable of doing anything to close a deal.
15:03But now he realized she was capable of so much more.
15:11Hey, Danielle.
15:12Hey, Mrs. Solis.
15:15Oh, Danielle.
15:18Remember when you said you wanted to be a model?
15:20You remember that?
15:21That was, like, last summer.
15:22Well, as it turns out, Perfect Modeling Academy has an opening for their summer program.
15:26Would you like me to sponsor you?
15:27Would I?
15:28Oh, my God.
15:29It's, like, one of the best schools in the country.
15:31You would do that for me?
15:32I sure would.
15:33I would so love to go to New York.
15:36Oh, and I would so love to help you get there.
15:47Hey, Jordana.
15:49Hey, Lynette.
15:50How are you?
15:52You look a little tired.
15:53Is everything okay?
15:55Actually, I'm getting ready for a dinner party tomorrow night.
15:57Six people.
15:58Sounds fun.
15:59Big fun.
16:01Say, you wouldn't have any of your kids' ADD medication that you could spare just to get me over to
16:06home.
16:06Tina!
16:08Don't push your sister.
16:10Gosh, Lynette.
16:12I'm really running low.
16:14I need all my energy I can get.
16:16My sister Elaine and her kids are flying in town for a week.
16:20Yeah, that's exciting.
16:22I wish my sister would visit more often.
16:24Yeah, sisters are great.
16:25Yeah.
16:26Just three or four pills.
16:27I'm really hitting a wall here.
16:29Yeah, the calm down can be a real bitch.
16:32I wish I could help.
16:35I'm not going to forget about this, Jordana.
16:38What's that supposed to mean?
16:39It means come Girl Scout cookie time, don't bother bringing in our little Tina because we won't be home.
16:50What's all this about?
16:54You both know that your mother and I have been unhappy for quite a while.
16:57After a lot of soul searching, we've decided that it would be better if we got divorced.
17:02But whatever problems your father and I may have, it doesn't change the fact that we love you very, very
17:07much.
17:08I've got a question.
17:09Go ahead, sweetheart.
17:10Ask whatever you want.
17:12Can I live with Dan?
17:14I mean, come on, Mom.
17:15Let's face it.
17:16We drive each other crazy.
17:25Is that what you would prefer, Danielle, to live with your father?
17:28I don't really care as long as I have my own bathroom.
17:35Um, all this, um, wine has given me a headache.
17:54Six weeks in the suburban jungle and this is all you got?
17:58There are over 300 families in this subdivision.
18:01It'll take time to check them all out.
18:03Dad said last time he saw you, you were ready to quit.
18:06Yeah, well, I changed my mind.
18:08Well, this is a gigantic waste of your time and my father's money.
18:12Are you afraid of the old man burning through your inheritance?
18:14That's not funny.
18:17Mike, here's the thing.
18:19What?
18:21Dad can't chase ghosts alone.
18:23If you stop, he'll have to accept it's over.
18:26Let me have my father back.
18:28If I quit, he'll just hire somebody else.
18:30Not if you tell him there's nothing here to find.
18:34Well, I can't do that.
18:40What happens when your girlfriend finds out you're not just this sweet neighborly plumber?
18:50You're lying to her, Mike.
18:58Oh, here it is.
19:00Great.
19:02This will keep the crab dip warm.
19:03It took forever to shell the little buggers, but it'll be worth it.
19:05You shelled your own crabs?
19:08Okay, I don't want to bet in, but are you doing too much?
19:10Because you look exhausted.
19:11Oh, I'm fine.
19:13I just need some coffee.
19:17Oh, my God.
19:19Look at this embroidery.
19:22Dana.
19:24Where did this come from?
19:26Paul Young's garage sale.
19:33Dana.
19:36Wow.
19:38Dana was a baby.
19:47Surprise.
19:50No way.
19:51Yep.
19:51No way.
19:52No, it's all yours.
19:53You're the keys.
19:54Rex?
19:55What's this about?
19:56I went and splurged a little.
19:59Oh, Danielle.
20:00Here's your present.
20:02Luggage?
20:02Yeah.
20:03It's to take with you to the Perchick Modeling Academy.
20:06I'm footing the entire bill.
20:07You mean it?
20:08I can really go to New York.
20:09Wait, wait a minute.
20:10What's all this about a modeling academy?
20:12It's my new career.
20:12Mrs. Solis is sponsoring me.
20:14Oh, is she now?
20:15And when were you planning on telling me?
20:16She told me, and I think it's a great idea.
20:19Don't you two see what he's doing?
20:20He's trying to get you on his side.
20:21He's trying to buy your love.
20:23Oh, for God's sake.
20:24Don't be paranoid.
20:25A car?
20:25A modeling academy?
20:27You should have discussed these gifts with me first.
20:29I'm sorry, kids, but we cannot accept them.
20:32Dad, you can't let her do this.
20:34Brie, we just told the kids we're getting divorced.
20:36Isn't it time to spoil them a little?
20:38I said no.
20:40You know what?
20:42They're my kids, too, and I can give them anything I want.
20:46There you go.
20:47Thank you, Daddy.
20:49Mm-hmm.
21:15Did you offer to help Danielle get into modeling school?
21:18What?
21:19Uh, yes.
21:21No.
21:21Um, is that how she heard it?
21:24Yes.
21:25Gabrielle, did you or did you not offer to sponsor her?
21:28I just wanted to help out.
21:30It's in New York, for God's sakes.
21:32Why on earth would you suggest that?
21:35It's her dream.
21:36And don't you want her to be happy?
21:38No.
21:39And in the future, I would appreciate you keeping your ridiculous ideas to yourself.
21:45Brie.
21:53John.
21:57John.
21:58You're so jealous of Danielle, you try to ship her off to New York?
22:01I'm not jealous.
22:02I just don't like to share.
22:04Well, you know what?
22:05I quit.
22:06The yard, us, everything.
22:08Oh, don't be that way.
22:09What's the point if we can never be together?
22:12You know, an hour here, an hour there?
22:14I don't want us to end on a bad note.
22:18Carlos has this black tie thing tonight.
22:20I could slip...
22:20Mrs. Solis.
22:21John, please.
22:24What we had was so special.
22:28I think it deserves a proper goodbye.
22:33We'd, um...
22:34We'd still be over, though.
22:35Of course.
22:50I knew this play date was a good idea.
22:52Oh, yeah.
22:53Thank you for suggesting it.
22:55Your boys are the only ones I know who could tire out to me.
23:00Yep, he's a feisty one.
23:03Hey, word on the street is, um, you've been medicating Timmy?
23:06Oh, yeah, for his ADD.
23:08The pills have been a godsend.
23:11I bet.
23:14Can I use your bathroom?
23:34As Lynette swallowed the stolen medication of an eight-year-old child, she vowed she'd never
23:41again sink to such depths.
23:48Anytime soon.
23:59Well, looks like you've got your blackmailer.
24:04Is it time to bring in the police?
24:06That's not really an option for me.
24:08Hmm.
24:11Before my wife shot herself, we lived a life that I was proud of.
24:16We loved each other.
24:18We had value as we went to church.
24:20We gave to charity.
24:22We were good people, Mr. Shaw.
24:23Oh, I believe you.
24:27That's why it's so incomprehensible to me that Edie Britt would try to destroy us.
24:33Well, you've suffered a great loss.
24:36Before your pain healed, that's gonna take some time.
24:40I can't wait.
24:43I need help now.
24:49For five grand, she's hurt.
24:51Ten grand, she's gone.
25:13Mom, what's going on?
25:14Oh, I'm throwing you out.
25:16I've separated all your things into two sides.
25:18This side is yours, Danielle, and the other one is Andrew's.
25:21Uh, okay, you've lost it.
25:24Where are we supposed to live?
25:26Darned if I know.
25:27Uh, Danielle, everything in the north quadrant of your side is clothes and books and such,
25:31and the south side are miscellaneous items.
25:33Mom, this isn't gonna work.
25:35Okay, I'm not giving up my car.
25:36That's a smart idea, because you're probably gonna have to sleep in it for a while.
25:41Mom, you can't stop us from going back inside the house.
25:45Oh, no, that's up.
25:46Mr. Conlon, the locksmith, he's been very helpful today.
25:50Of course, I could give you the new keys, which would mean you'd have to adhere to my rules,
25:54which include giving back your father's gifts.
26:03Okay, fine.
26:04You win.
26:04I won't go to New York.
26:10I'm out of here.
26:17Oh, hello.
26:18Welcome.
26:19I'm Edie.
26:20How do you do?
26:21Hi.
26:21The open house in the suburbs?
26:23This is beyond kitsch.
26:24Just behave yourself.
26:25This is one of the houses on the street I've had a hard time getting into.
26:28God, I wish you would let this go.
26:30I'm taking you out for drinks tonight.
26:32There's this cowboy bar called the Saddle Ranch.
26:35It's the last place anybody ever saw your sister.
26:43Susan, what brings you here?
26:45I just wanted to say goodbye to Mary Alice's house before somebody else moved in.
26:51Aw, that sounds almost plausible.
26:55I beg your pardon?
26:56Oh, come on.
26:59We both know why you're here.
27:01And the answer is yes.
27:02They are having sex.
27:04No question.
27:06You know what you're talking about.
27:07They're just friends.
27:08Hmm, think so?
27:09I overheard them say that they're going to Saddle Ranch tonight for drinks and dancing.
27:15So friends can do that.
27:18Oh, my God.
27:19I just want to slap and shake you.
27:27Where did you say they were going tonight?
27:32I don't know why I let you talk me into coming here.
27:41There is obviously nothing going on between them.
27:44Where are you going?
27:45I'm going to the bathroom, and I'm going home.
27:47I don't want Mike to catch me here.
27:48It's only been ten minutes.
27:50She could be waiting to make her move.
27:55Oh, come on.
27:56You're not going to beat a girl like that by knocking off her early.
27:59It's not a competition.
28:01The hell it isn't.
28:03Good night, Edie.
28:06Suit yourself.
28:07But for the record, I was rooting for you to land him.
28:12And why would you root for me?
28:14Well, I figured it would be easier for me to steal Mike from you than her.
28:18She seems like fun.
28:24Just take some antacid.
28:25It's not those kind of cramps.
28:27This is a business dinner.
28:30It's important.
28:33Relax.
28:35You and I can go alone.
28:37Gabriel can stay here and get better.
28:41Fine.
28:42See you in a couple of hours.
28:44Okay.
28:45Take good care of Carlos.
28:47Oh, I always do.
29:12Oh, God.
29:23Mike.
29:24What a small, small world.
29:27Yeah, it sure is.
29:29I caught Edie hiding in the back.
29:31No kidding.
29:31Is she here?
29:36Yeah.
29:36Yeah.
29:37She said, um, the jig is up, and then she went to ride the bull.
29:41Oh, and she said you two came together.
29:43Oh, well, yeah.
29:44We did.
29:45Uh, I just thought she left.
29:47Are you following me?
29:49What?
29:52Now I just came here, you know, with Edie.
29:55We just love to ride that bull.
29:58You ride the bull?
30:00Yeah.
30:00Yeah, it's a real rush.
30:03Come on, Susan.
30:04Give me a break.
30:05No, you know, you give me a break.
30:06I did not follow you here, and even if I had followed you here, it's just because you've
30:09been so secretive about Kendra.
30:11Kendra and I are friends.
30:12And I came here to ride the bull.
30:14Woo!
30:16We got another way to ride the bull!
30:24Okay, little dog.
30:26You're up.
30:27Oh, fun.
30:28I'm a doggie.
30:34Oh, woo!
30:48Oh, yeah.
30:49I'm here to ride the bull.
30:53Check it out.
30:54Woo!
30:55Okay.
30:56Yeah!
30:58Woo!
30:59Baby!
31:01Woo!
31:02Woo!
31:04Woo!
31:12Andrew, you promised you'd stay with your mother.
31:15That's why I gave you the car.
31:16Dad, she wants me out.
31:18She put all my stuff on the front lawn.
31:20This is ridiculous.
31:21I'm going to call her, and I'm going to smooth all this out.
31:23You're going home.
31:24No, Dad, why?
31:26Now I can live with you without feeling guilty.
31:28It'll be perfect.
31:29It'll be like our own little bachelor pad.
31:33What?
31:35Son, that's not going to happen.
31:37Why not?
31:39Andrew, you know, these last few months have been incredibly difficult for me.
31:45There are a lot of things that I've got to work out for myself, and I can't do it if
31:48you're living with me.
31:49I'm sorry.
31:52I don't care.
31:53All right?
31:54I'm not going back there.
31:55I don't think you have a choice.
31:57But, Dad.
31:59Uh-uh.
32:05Oh.
32:06Come on, now.
32:08Don't...
32:14Peace?
32:16Yeah, it's me.
32:19Do you still have your fake ID?
32:21Yeah, I've got to go home and kiss my mother's ass, and I'm not going to do it sober.
32:38I'm not going to do it.
32:55Let's hear this genius idea of yours.
32:57Okay.
33:00Uh...
33:01Okay.
33:03The single greatest obstacle facing Spotless Scrub is a lack of visibility.
33:08We need to concentrate ad spending in places where women spend the majority of their time.
33:14For example, large chain grocery stores.
33:17Picture Spotless Scrub ads on the side of every mother's shopping cart.
33:24Interesting.
33:24Oh, you know what would be even better?
33:26Dry cleaning bags.
33:28What?
33:28No, really, hear me out.
33:30Put a big Spotless Scrub ad between a woman and her cashmere sweater.
33:33I guarantee you'll get her attention.
33:35Honey, honey, that's great.
33:36I'm in the middle of a thing here.
33:37Oh.
33:40She's got a point.
33:41I would notice that.
33:43And those dry cleaning bags hang in our closets forever, and so it is like constant advertising.
33:49Exactly.
33:50You know, maybe there's a way that we can work that in.
33:52Annette, this is a kind of a fantastic idea.
33:55Can we go nationwide with this?
33:56Why not?
33:57Start by targeting the top chain, then branch out from there.
34:00Boom, boom, boom.
34:01Mass saturation.
34:03Oh, you know what else would be a great idea?
34:05Here's the thing.
34:06While Annette was commanding everyone's attention,
34:10Susan was trying to remain inconspicuous.
34:13Everybody's looking at me, aren't they?
34:16Just the slapstick fans.
34:18Oh, God.
34:19Why couldn't I have just been knocked unconscious?
34:23Here?
34:25Absolutely.
34:28Oh.
34:30Ow.
34:32Ow.
34:33Ow.
34:36Susan, this is Kendra.
34:38We've been introduced.
34:39No, this is Kendra.
34:41We've been friends for years.
34:42She's here on a visit.
34:43She's leaving tomorrow.
34:44That's it.
34:46That's true.
34:47I have no designs on this man whatsoever.
34:51I'll be right back.
34:55Sorry about the misunderstanding.
34:57Me too.
34:58So, how long have you two been seeing each other?
35:01Well, you sort of interrupted our first date.
35:04But up until then, smoking hot tension.
35:08Sounds pathetic, I know.
35:10No, I think it's good to take it slow.
35:13You'd be smart to be careful.
35:18Any particular reason?
35:20Look, Mike's a wonderful guy.
35:22Really.
35:23But you should ask him why he moved to Wisteria Lane.
35:28It's one hell of a story.
35:31All right.
35:32Here, I got some ice.
35:34Here you go.
35:35Thanks.
35:37Thanks.
35:49Well, it's been fun.
35:50Thanks, guys.
35:51See you later.
35:56Good evening.
35:57Oh, good evening.
35:58Have a seat.
36:04I could get used to this whole closure thing.
36:07I love long goodbyes.
36:20Wait around the corner.
36:21I'll be right back.
36:32Smile, Gabriela.
36:50Well, that's it, then.
36:57What are you doing?
36:58She had a camera.
36:59We've got to catch her.
37:03Mrs. Solis, your husband's going to kill us.
37:05Come on.
37:09Leave me alone.
37:11Give me that camera right now.
37:13Shut up.
37:13I'm not kidding, old woman.
37:14Stay away from me.
37:15Don't touch me.
37:28I'm not kidding.
37:29Come on.
37:30Come on.
37:31Come on.
37:31Come on.
37:31Come on.
37:31Come on.
37:45Come on.
38:06No, no, you go home, I'll take care of this, and you were never here, go, go.
38:21Did you see that?
38:23Guy came barreling around the corner and just hit her.
38:25Do you have a cell phone?
38:26Yeah.
38:27Call 911.
39:04What happened?
39:05Is she breathing?
39:07As Juanita teetered dangerously close to the white light, Lynette and Tom were headed into a black hole.
39:15I was just participating.
39:17Your participation was supposed to be limited to making dinner, not making my ideas look bad.
39:23Yeah, well, maybe you need better ideas.
39:25I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
39:27I didn't mean that.
39:28No, no, no, no, we both know that your career was going so much better than mine before we had
39:33kids, you never let me forget that.
39:34That is not fair.
39:36You are always competing with me, and judging by tonight, you know what, still are.
39:40Tom, I am sorry about tonight, truly, but these days, if I'm competing with anyone, it's the Brie Vandicamps of
39:46the world,
39:46with their spotless kitchens and their perfect kids who throw fabulous parties where nothing ever goes wrong.
39:52I try so hard to keep up, but I can't.
39:54Lynette, that's not my expectation.
39:55And when you work on a pitcher, you bring the partners over, I am reminded of a world I left
40:00behind where I was the winner,
40:01and people tried to keep up with me.
40:03I can't go back.
40:05I can't win where I am.
40:06I am stuck in the middle, and it is really starting to get to me.
40:10Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
40:11For your information, I thought you threw an amazing dinner party tonight.
40:14I was thrilled.
40:17I don't know how you pulled it all together.
40:22Yeah, well.
40:23And whether you believe it or not, everyone who knows you thinks that you are a great wife and mother.
40:29No, they don't.
40:31Yes, they do.
40:33Especially me.
40:36Thanks.
40:40What's wrong with your eyes?
40:42Nothing.
40:43I'm tired.
40:46Turn around.
40:47Wait a minute.
40:47I want to look at you.
40:48I'm fine, really.
40:51Mom, what's going on outside?
41:02Right there.
41:03I don't...
41:07Oh, my God.
41:08Thank God you're here.
41:09Will you go take care of Gabrielle?
41:11I have to go home from it.
41:17Oh, Andrew.
41:18Thank God you're back.
41:19I need your help, honey.
41:21There's been an accident.
41:24Andrew?
41:31Mama?
41:42I need you to come home.
41:44Something's happened and we need you.
41:58Competition.
41:59It means different things to different people.
42:02But whether it's a friendly rivalry or a fight to the death...
42:07Cheers.
42:08The end result is the same.
42:12There will be winners.
42:16And there will be losers.
42:26Of course, the trick is...
42:28to know which battles to fight.
42:33You see, no victory comes without a price.
43:01It's...
43:21It means to never be...
43:24It means to never be...
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