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Desperate Housewives Season 1 Episode 6
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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives...
00:03I know why my mom killed herself.
00:05Secrets were revealed.
00:06This is getting really weird. I think we should go to the police.
00:09Relationships got complicated.
00:11Mama Solis! What are you doing here?
00:12So you think she's cheating on you?
00:14Think so?
00:14I'll take care of it.
00:15We got a call? Something about a break-in?
00:17I thought I'd seen a lot on the job, but this is something else.
00:20And the mystery...
00:21Zach, why did you do this?
00:24I don't know.
00:25Deacon.
00:25Zach?
00:33Suburbia is a battleground.
00:35An arena for all forms of domestic combat.
00:39Husbands clash with wives.
00:41Parents cross swords with children.
00:43But the bloodiest battles often involved women...
00:47And their mothers-in-law.
00:49The war for control of Carlos began the night he proposed.
00:53And Gabrielle had been losing ground to Juanita ever since.
00:57From the pre-nuptial agreement, which she reluctantly signed...
01:05To the selection of wedding music she despised...
01:11To the color of the house paint she hadn't wanted...
01:15Gabrielle had suffered one defeat after another.
01:20And now that Juanita suspected her daughter-in-law of having an affair...
01:25It had become increasingly apparent in this war...
01:28Mrs. Solis, I'll be at the market.
01:31...no prisoners would be taken.
01:34Thank you, Yaldin.
01:37I don't see why you have her.
01:40It's a big house. I need help.
01:43It's only called help when you do some of the work yourself.
01:48I supervise.
01:51You pay her $300 a week.
01:53Mm-hmm.
01:55That's $15,000 a year.
01:58Carlos, you always say how you're not putting away enough for retirement.
02:02You know, baby, it would be a good idea if we cut back on expenses.
02:05You expect me to take care of this place all by myself?
02:08Other women manage.
02:14Mm.
02:15Mm.
02:32Mm.
02:33Mm.
02:33That's nice.
02:34Mm.
02:35You like that?
02:36Oh, yeah.
02:37Mm.
02:38God, I'm going to miss this, Carlos.
02:42What do you mean?
02:44Well, since I'm going to have to be doing the cooking and the cleaning
02:50and all the shopping like the other wives,
02:53I'm going to be exhausted at night just like all the other wives.
02:59Until I build up my stamina, of course.
03:02That might take a couple of years.
03:13Sadly for Juanita, she had ignored the first rule of war.
03:18Good morning, Carlos.
03:19The maid stays.
03:23Never underestimate your enemy.
03:51Good morning, Carlos.
04:09Of the many suburban rituals, none is quite so cherished as the neighborhood yard sale.
04:16The shoppers come to sift through the discarded belongings of someone they don't really know
04:21in hopes of finding bargains they don't really need.
04:25Each so determined to save a few pennies, they often miss hidden treasures.
04:35Hey, Paul.
04:37Hi, Susan.
04:39Gotta say, I was a little surprised to see Mary Alice's award for sale.
04:42She got it for doing charity work from the Chamber of Commerce.
04:45Zach and I are moving. We don't need to carry any more with us than is absolutely necessary.
04:49That makes sense.
04:51Still, I just wanted to make sure you didn't want to keep it for Zach.
04:54Something to remember his mother by.
04:56Zach doesn't need a piece of glass to remember his mother.
05:00I'm out of newspaper.
05:02Here.
05:03Let's call it ten bucks for everything.
05:05Great.
05:06Speaking of Zach, I haven't seen him around lately.
05:10He's been a bit depressed.
05:11I thought he could use a change of scenery, so I sent him to stay with relatives.
05:14Oh, which ones?
05:16You don't know them.
05:18So, how'd you get the fat lip?
05:20The usual way.
05:22Asking too many questions.
05:31Did you find it was Zach's?
05:32No, but I can tell you this much.
05:34He's not staying with relatives.
05:36It's driving me crazy, Mama.
05:38I mean, it could be any one of these guys she's having an affair with.
05:41Don't worry about it.
05:42I'm not letting her out of my seat.
05:44Now, now, who the hell is that?
05:46And look at the way she's touching me.
05:47You think that's the guy she's having the affair with?
05:49Carlos, don't be stupid.
05:50A guy she talks to in public isn't someone you're going to worry about.
05:54So is someone that she doesn't talk to.
05:57What do I have to do?
05:59Beat up every guy in town?
06:01Marriage takes work.
06:04I'm not surprised he's playing it close to the vest.
06:07Paul knows we're on to him.
06:08Zach said Mary Alice killed herself because of something that he had done.
06:11Something bad.
06:12Is there anyone else who'd know what he was talking about?
06:15No.
06:15That's why we have to find him.
06:17It's the only way we'll know the truth.
06:18It just doesn't make any sense.
06:20Zach is such a sweet kid.
06:21I can't imagine him doing anything that terrible.
06:23He did break into your house.
06:25I mean, the kid's obviously troubled in some way.
06:31Severe depression.
06:33Borderline personality disorder.
06:36Zach is a deeply troubled young man.
06:39I'm aware of that.
06:40What are you giving him?
06:42Some antidepressants and a mood stabilizer.
06:45Good.
06:46I'm also recommending extensive psychotherapy
06:48to help on earth any repressant...
06:51I don't think so.
06:54Mr. Young,
06:56I can't just medicate him indefinitely.
06:59Forget the Freud and stick with the drugs.
07:02No new treatments without my permission.
07:10I think this is going to be a great version of Little Red Riding Hood.
07:14And it is your involvement that make the plays here at Barcliffe Academy so special.
07:22And now, I would like to turn over the next part of our meeting to our parent coordinator, the amazing
07:28Maisie Givens.
07:32Thank you, Ms. Truesdale.
07:34Now, before everyone leaves, we have new copies of the script up here.
07:39Tilda and Frances and I went to the rehearsal yesterday, and we were a little troubled by the ending.
07:46Killing the Wolf.
07:47It sends the wrong message to our kids, and we believe that animals should only be euthanized as a last
07:54resort.
07:59Do you find something amusing?
08:02I'm sorry. I thought you were kidding.
08:04No.
08:06Oh, okay.
08:07So, in our version, the wolf is aggressive because he has a thorn in his paw.
08:12And the woodsman will take out the thorn and send Mr. Wolf on his way.
08:17I'm sorry. Aren't we doing Little Red Riding Hood?
08:20Yes.
08:20So, then you are aware that the wolf is a bad guy.
08:23He eats Little Red's grandma.
08:24If you let him go, he's just going to chow down on other defense assault ladies.
08:30I'm sorry. And you are?
08:32I'm Lynette Scavo.
08:33My twins just joined. They're playing oak trees.
08:37Of course. Lynette.
08:39Let's see. You are signed up to take tickets the night of the show. Is that right?
08:44Yeah.
08:45Well, with all due respect, let's leave the creative suggestions to the mothers who've assumed the heavy lifting.
08:52Shall we?
08:54Sure.
08:56Whatever.
08:58I must say, I'm jealous of how much time you two spend together.
09:02My mother-in-law would never want to hang out with me all day.
09:05She sounds nice.
09:08Hey.
09:09Oh. Hey there, you two.
09:12Hi, John.
09:15Mrs. Elise?
09:17I wasn't aware you two were friends.
09:21Yeah. We go to the same school.
09:23Of course you do.
09:25Mom, if you need anything, we'll be upstairs in my room studying.
09:28Have fun.
09:35Doesn't it make you nervous?
09:36A boy alone upstairs with Danielle?
09:38Oh, no. I don't worry about John.
09:40Both he and Danielle are in the abstinence club.
09:43Pfft.
09:46Coffee's a little hot.
09:55Susan was infuriated by Paul's evasive answers.
10:00She was convinced he was deliberately hiding Zach and hiding the truth.
10:08She hoped that finding one would lead to the other.
10:12To succeed, Susan would have to be evasive herself.
10:21Susan.
10:23A long time no see.
10:24Mrs. Greenberg, do you remember those two eggs I let you borrow last Christmas?
10:31I need those back.
10:33Well, gosh, honey, I'm fresh out.
10:35But if you want, I could run to the store.
10:37Oh, forget about it.
10:38It's not that important.
10:41But since I'm here, do you still have that old hatchback sitting in your garage?
10:46Can I borrow it tomorrow?
10:47You want to borrow my car?
10:49Just for a couple of hours.
10:51Well, I'm not sure.
10:53Do you know how to drive a stick?
10:54Yes, I think so.
10:55I learned in college.
10:57It's like riding a bike, right?
11:00I'm not sure, dear.
11:01It's no big deal.
11:02It's just for a couple of hours.
11:03I let you borrow my eggs for a whole year.
11:07First off, I'm very pleased with the work we've done in our sessions thus far.
11:12We're making excellent progress.
11:14I feel really good about it.
11:16But there are a few areas of your marriage we haven't covered yet.
11:20Oh, really?
11:21Like what?
11:27Um, I've told Dr. Goldfein in our private sessions that I'm not happy with our sex life.
11:37And Rex feels that when the two of you have intercourse, you're not as connected as you could be.
11:45Connected?
11:45Well, yeah.
11:46It's like you're thinking about other things.
11:48Is your hair getting messed up?
11:50Did you remember to buy the toothpaste?
11:52You're just not there.
11:53This kind of disconnect is often a symptom of a deeper problem.
11:57So, we were talking and the idea of a sexual surrogate came up.
12:01Well, this is a licensed professional who'd work with you as a couple on solving whatever sexual problems you may
12:08be having.
12:08I have an excellent referral.
12:11And what would this sexual surrogate person do?
12:14Well, she would coach us.
12:17She?
12:17She's very discreet.
12:19You'll hardly notice she's there.
12:21Oh.
12:22So, she would be in the room with us while we make love?
12:26Yes.
12:27Helping us to achieve maximum sexual potential.
12:32Do you have any questions?
12:34Just one.
12:36How much longer is your midlife crisis going to last because it is really starting to tick me off?
12:55All right.
12:56Everyone's down for nap.
12:57We've got no more than an hour.
12:59Let's get cracking.
13:01Five card draw.
13:01Nothing wild.
13:06So, how is it going with Mike, Susan?
13:08It's going, finally.
13:09We have our first official date next week.
13:11I think he's taking me to see a play or something.
13:13Might I suggest the Barcliff Academy production of Little Red Riding Hood?
13:17Oh, that's right.
13:18The twins' stage debut.
13:21Are they having fun?
13:22Sure.
13:22They get to play Oak Trees.
13:23I'm the one that has to deal with all the drama behind the scenes.
13:26Oh, I take it you've met Maisie Gibbons.
13:27She's a total nightmare.
13:29I guess I shouldn't have challenged her.
13:31Oh, dear.
13:31Because now no one on the play committee even wants to talk to me.
13:35Oh, Maisie does love to rule her little kingdom.
13:38It hasn't really changed since Girl Scouts.
13:40Girls smile at you to your face and then behind your back they make fun of you because you're the
13:43only one not shaving your legs yet.
13:45That would have never happened in Boy Scouts.
13:47When I worked, mostly with men, I preferred the way they fought.
13:51A guy takes his opponent on face to face and once he's won, he's top dog.
13:57It's primitive, but it's fair.
13:58And a lot less sneaky.
14:00Isn't it sexist of us to generalize like this?
14:03It's science, Gabrielle.
14:04Sociologists have documented this stuff.
14:07Well, who am I to argue with sociologists?
14:12Wow, this guacamole has got a kick.
14:17I'm going to run to the little girl's room.
14:18You guys go ahead.
14:19I might be a while.
14:22I hate playing three-handed poker.
14:23Let's take a break.
14:24I'll play.
14:26You play poker?
14:27I used to play a little with my grandfather.
14:29Pull up a chair.
14:30Oh, I noticed you were just playing for chips, huh?
14:33My grandfather used to say, it's always more fun to play for money.
14:37Why not?
14:38Fifty cents a bet?
14:39Make it a buck.
14:40Three raise limit, $20 buy-in.
14:55Oh, Miss Solis.
15:11What are you doing?
15:13Why haven't you returned any of my phone calls?
15:16I've been busy.
15:18Yeah, I've seen who you've been busy with.
15:20Danielle?
15:21Come on.
15:22I mean, she's just a friend.
15:23Well, before you get any friendlier, let me remind you.
15:26I can do things to you she can't even pronounce.
15:28Well, a lot of good it does me with your mother-in-law following you around all the time.
15:33Look, maybe we should just cool it for a while.
15:36Oh, no, John, please don't say that.
15:38I have everything under control.
15:45Now, give me a boost.
15:48Hey!
15:49So, what did I miss?
15:51Not much.
15:52Just a few friendly hands of poker with the girls.
16:08Oh, I'm sorry I'm late.
16:13As I'm sure you have all heard, Celia Bond broke her wrist playing tennis.
16:17Yes, which means we are now in desperate need of someone to do the costumes.
16:22I'm keeping my fingers crossed here.
16:23Are there any volunteers?
16:25I'll do it.
16:26Really?
16:27That's a...
16:28Do you know how to sew?
16:30Absolutely.
16:32Well, great.
16:33Thank you, Lynette.
16:42Okay, so now that I'm going to do some heavy lifting, I believe I have the right to talk
16:48about the changes made to the script.
16:54Um, ladies, we all grew up with Little Red Riding Hood, and we survived it, scary stuff
17:03and all, so I say to hell with political correctness, let our kids experience this classic like
17:09it was meant to be enjoyed.
17:10Let's kill the damn wolf and just put on the best show we can.
17:20Thank you, Lynette, for that impassioned speech, but I believe that ship has sailed.
17:25No, it hasn't.
17:27We still have time to change the ending back.
17:31And, you know, Maisie, it is just a fairy tale.
17:35I don't think it will upset the children.
17:38Well, I think you're wrong.
17:39Well, that's what's so great about being in a democracy.
17:42Everyone's entitled to their opinion.
17:44Also, everyone has a right to vote.
17:47So, all in favor of the woodsmen going medieval on the big bad wolf's ass.
17:51Yes.
19:13Dr. Goldbein.
19:15Bree.
19:16You're dining alone?
19:18Actually, I am.
19:19What a coincidence.
19:20Oh, my.
19:22Seems a shame for us to eat by ourselves.
19:23Shall I pull up a chair?
19:26Bree, it's nothing personal, but I never socialize with clients.
19:30Oh.
19:32Oh, I get it.
19:33I'm so sorry.
19:34Of course, it's inappropriate.
19:38It's just that after what happened yesterday, there's so much I need to say because...
19:46I suppose it can wait.
20:15No, Lynette, I'm sorry.
20:16Juanita's taking a bath.
20:19Well, how much does she win from you?
20:22Jeez.
20:24Yeah, I guess she'll take a check.
20:27Okay.
20:28All right, bye.
20:30What was that about?
20:32Turns out your mother is quite the card shark.
20:34You let her play cards.
20:35How long did she play?
20:37Not that long. Why?
20:40Girls, what is it?
20:46I never told you this, but my mother had a serious gambling problem.
20:52Was this before we were married?
20:55Yeah.
20:56It was bad.
20:58She went into debt.
21:00She dipped into her savings, started hawking jewelry.
21:04Honey, it was only a small neighborhood game.
21:06But it doesn't take much for her to fall off the wagon.
21:09I know she seems like a very strong woman, but...
21:12She has a major weakness.
21:16Honey, oh, it's okay.
21:21You were right to tell me this.
21:25And do you understand I have to treat this as a session?
21:28Of course, that's fine.
21:30Shall I include the meal?
21:32Oh, no. We'll split that.
21:35Okay.
21:40So, let's talk about yesterday.
21:43Do you think there might have been some truth in what Rex said?
21:46No, I don't.
21:48Brie, you know, it's not uncommon for people experiencing sexual repression to distance themselves during the act.
21:55Is that how you see me?
21:56As some sort of prude who just lays there like a cold fish?
22:01I love sex.
22:03All right.
22:04I love everything about it.
22:06The sensations, the smells.
22:08I especially love the feel of a man.
22:11All that muscle and sinew pressed against my body.
22:14And then, when you had friction.
22:17Mmm.
22:20The tactile sensation of running my tongue over a man's nipple ever so gently.
22:25And then there's the act itself.
22:27Two bodies becoming one in that final eruption of pleasure.
22:33To be honest, the only thing I don't like about sex is the scrotum.
22:36I mean, obviously it has its practical applications, but I'm just not a fan.
22:41Can I get you something?
22:43Uh, just the check, please.
22:46So you haven't ordered yet?
22:49Oh.
22:54We're not shopping.
22:55Oh, I thought we'd stop here for lunch first.
22:57This place has the best buffet in town.
22:59All you can eat crab legs.
23:02Oh, no!
23:04What's wrong?
23:05Let's go.
23:06I didn't realize how late it was.
23:08They're only holding the suede mini for me until two.
23:10If we stay, I'll never make it.
23:12We'll just have lunch at the mall.
23:14Wait, uh, I'm really in the mood for crab legs.
23:17Why don't you just drop me off and you can come back?
23:19Well, if the mall's crowded, it might take over an hour.
23:22It's a buffet.
23:23There's no rush.
23:31Hi, John.
23:32Motel.
23:33Ten minutes.
23:34Be there.
23:38All right.
23:39Off you go.
23:40Thanks.
23:41Ooh, Lynette.
23:42I couldn't help but notice you forgot the coonskin on that Hunter's coonskin cap.
23:47Oh, yeah?
23:48That was a creative call.
23:53Look, I'm in the middle of a costume crisis, and if I don't take a few shortcuts, I'll never finish.
23:57Well, Jordana Geist manages to get her work done.
24:01She runs a concession, paints a set, and still has time to take care of her three kids and a
24:06husband.
24:06Now we can't have the students suffer just because you don't understand the concept of time management.
24:13I hardly think the kids are going to suffer without a clump of fur on their heads.
24:18Okay.
24:19I'll make a creative call.
24:21We'll cut the oak trees.
24:23That forest is looking a little dense anyway.
24:27My boys are the oak trees.
24:30Are they?
24:31Well, I wouldn't worry.
24:33We'll find something for them to do backstage.
24:35It's where the real action is.
24:38I'll finish the costumes.
24:41Well, crisis averted.
24:50You have lost your mind.
24:52I tripped up on this Silvercrest place.
24:54It's a treatment center for troubled kids.
24:56Who's going to notice one more?
24:57I create the distraction.
24:59You blend in and find Zach.
25:01How am I supposed to blend in with a bunch of messed up teenagers?
25:04I don't know, Julie.
25:05Pretend to be bulimic.
25:07Gag a little.
25:08Come on.
25:09Work with me here.
25:10Mom, when this is over, we need to talk about your parenting skills.
25:14Okay.
25:15Fine.
25:15You don't want to help me?
25:16I'm not going to force you.
25:18It's not that I don't want to.
25:19It's just...
25:21Why does this mean so much to you?
25:23Because Mary Alice was a wonderful person.
25:25And now all anybody thinks about her is that she went off the deep end and did this terrible, selfish
25:30thing.
25:30And I think there's more to it than that.
25:33She was my friend, Julie.
25:35And I owe it to her to find out the truth.
25:49Juanita, what's wrong?
26:02Juanita.
26:04I didn't go to the buffet.
26:07I went gambling instead and I lost.
26:09Well, how much did you have on you?
26:11That couldn't have been much.
26:12I used Carlos' credit card.
26:16Okay.
26:16Well, how much did you charge?
26:18I don't know.
26:19It stopped working.
26:20What do you mean it stopped working?
26:21This thing has like a $15,000 credit limit.
26:27Oh.
26:48The man at the desk said there were no vacant rooms.
26:50Mind if I bunk with you?
26:53Brie, what are you doing here?
26:55It's a little chilly out here.
26:56Do you mind if we discuss this inside?
27:01Come on in.
27:09Sure is nice and toasty in here.
27:15You look amazing.
27:18Thanks.
27:19I was hoping you'd notice.
27:24Well, it certainly isn't the Ritz, but it has all the essentials.
27:35Hmm.
27:37I don't know what to say.
27:38Well, then perhaps you should say nothing.
27:41I don't know what to say.
27:45I don't know what to say.
27:53Yes.
27:54I'll take it out.
28:09Rex.
28:11Yeah?
28:11Baby.
28:12Just need a minute.
28:16Look.
28:19Just leave it, will ya?
28:21Just leave it.
28:40Okay, baby.
28:41Where were we?
28:43I told you to leave it.
28:45I'm sorry, I just...
28:48Oh, come on.
28:50Are you gonna make a big deal about this?
28:51Yes.
28:54You know...
28:57To tell you the truth...
29:00Now is not really a good time for me.
29:12Well, it's obvious you've never had to remove a cheese stain.
29:22I totally understand.
29:24Yeah, I already tried, Susan.
29:26And Gabby can't sew to save her life.
29:28Seriously, I'm gonna be fine.
29:29Yeah, ow.
29:30Okay.
29:31Thanks anyway.
29:31Bye-bye.
29:32Well, I'm a little ahead with my painting.
29:35If you need some help...
29:36Oh, Jordana, you are a lifesaver.
29:40Here, these pieces need trim.
29:43I'll help for as long as I can, but I have a lot on my plate tonight.
29:46I have to make 25 mini quiches for my book club.
29:49You're not human, are you?
29:50You were sent by aliens to make the human race feel inadequate.
29:55Seriously, how do you cram it all in?
30:00Can you keep a secret?
30:02Um, sure.
30:06Sure.
30:06Sure.
30:08Sure.
30:08Sure.
30:16That's ADD medication.
30:17Well, my kids take this, or they almost did.
30:20I thought it was supposed to calm me down.
30:21Mm.
30:22It has the opposite effect if you don't have attention deficit disorder.
30:25Ever chug a pot of Turkish coffee?
30:28Seriously?
30:29You're taking your kids' medication?
30:31Once in a while.
30:33Do you want a couple?
30:34Oh.
30:35That's very kind of you, but I just smoked some crackle a while ago, so I better not mix.
30:44This is what we'll do.
30:45I'll sell some old jewelry, pay off the credit card, and Carlos will never find out.
30:49You would do that for me?
30:51Of course I would.
30:51Why wouldn't I?
30:52Well, for starters, you hate me.
30:54Oh, that is overstating it.
30:57A little.
31:00The bottom line is, no matter how much I dislike you, I love Carlos more.
31:07If Carlos finds out about the money, he'll be devastated.
31:10I don't want to see him hurt.
31:12You don't have to believe I'm a good person, but at least believe I care about my husband.
31:20Fine.
31:21To heck with it.
31:22I'm not going to risk my neck to protect you.
31:24I'm calling Carlos.
31:27Juanita might have been the gambler of the family.
31:34Wait, I believe you.
31:36But Gabrielle was the one who knew how to bluff.
31:48Hi, I'm Susan Meyer.
31:50I have an appointment to see Dr. Sickert.
31:51Yes.
31:52Yes, he's expecting you.
31:53Let me get him for you.
32:07Hi.
32:08I'm Dr. Sickert.
32:09Mrs. Meyer.
32:10So you're here doing research for a children's book?
32:13I sure am.
32:26Zach?
32:29Oh.
32:31Hi, Julie.
32:34What's wrong with you?
32:36Just all these pills they make me take.
32:40You're trying to make me sleepy.
32:43What are you doing here?
32:44I came to see how you were.
32:46And to ask you something.
32:48Look, I don't have much time.
32:52What is it?
32:52Last week you told Mrs. Vandekamp that your mom killed herself because of something you did.
32:56Something bad.
32:58What were you talking about?
33:03After my mom died, I started remembering things that happened when I was little.
33:10What happened to Dana?
33:12Dana?
33:13Who's Dana?
33:15What are you doing here?
33:17I was just visiting my friend.
33:20This patient is not allowed visitors.
33:25I guess I have to go.
33:28I am so sorry, Zach.
33:50I don't want to disturb you.
33:52I just left some important papers here.
33:58What are you doing?
34:00I'm repairing a chipped mug.
34:02Why don't you just buy a new one?
34:05Because I think it's better to fix what you already have.
34:11Listen.
34:16About what happened today.
34:17You humiliated me, Rex.
34:20For no good reason.
34:22I'm sorry.
34:24I was there.
34:25I was willing.
34:26Normal men don't say no to that.
34:28You upset me.
34:31See, but I don't think that's the reason.
34:35After I left the motel, I did some thinking about us and our sex life,
34:41and I realized there has been a disconnect.
34:44But it's coming from you.
34:45That's ridiculous.
34:48How many years have we been making love when you've started to ask me something,
34:51but then you stop?
34:52I don't know what you're talking about.
34:54You are unhappy with our sex life because you're not getting something from me,
34:59but you're simply too afraid to ask.
35:00My problem with our sex life is that you can't stop thinking about the housework.
35:04Well, if that's the case, then take me right here, right now.
35:07The house is spotless.
35:08There are no burritos lying around to pull my focus.
35:11I'm not in the mood.
35:12Why not?
35:14We haven't had sex for months, Rex.
35:16Most normal, red-blooded men would be climbing the walls by now.
35:20Please don't do this.
35:21Rex, whatever you want, I'll go there with you.
35:25I will go there with you.
35:27You just have to say it out loud.
35:28Tell me, what do you want?
35:31What do you need?
35:32I need for you to stop talking like this.
35:33Because you sound like a whore.
35:35No, I don't.
35:36I sound like a woman whose husband won't touch her.
35:47Rex, after Marielle has killed herself, it all hit me.
35:51We all have our secrets, and I think it's time for you to tell me yours.
36:07I'm going.
36:22That night, while most of Wisteria Lane dreamt the night away,
36:28Lynette was in the middle of her own personal nightmare.
36:37Lynette had stayed up 18 hours straight sewing.
36:42But she began to fear her story would not have a happy ending.
36:53Luckily for Lynette, she had a magic potion handy.
37:01And once she had taken it,
37:07the magic kept working.
37:14And working.
37:24It wasn't until noon that Lynette finally took a break.
37:28And the reality of what she had done began to sink in.
37:35My big eyes, ma'am.
37:42Mama Juanita, I'm going to the store.
37:44Do you need anything?
37:46I'm fine, thank you.
37:50So what's been going on with her?
37:52Have you found anything out yet?
37:54Actually, Carlos, the more I watch her,
37:56the more I think she's probably not stepping out on you.
38:00Really?
38:01Yeah.
38:02She's not perfect.
38:03Lord knows.
38:05But she loves you.
38:07I can tell.
38:10Mama.
38:11Oh, you don't know what a relief it is to hear that.
38:17You know what's funny?
38:18I really think she loves you, too.
38:20Oh?
38:24I got concerned when I heard you played poker with her friends.
38:29So I told her about your little problem.
38:35You told her about my gambling problem.
38:38Don't be mad, Mama.
38:39I just didn't want you slipping into old habits.
38:42And Gabrielle was very concerned about you.
38:44She knew.
38:51I don't get it.
38:53I've gone through all your yearbooks,
38:54and you and Zach never went to school with anybody named Dana.
38:57He didn't say it was somebody we went to school with.
38:59Well, did it sound like a relative?
39:01He said Dana.
39:02It sounded like Dana.
39:04Unless he was using a code, that's all I got.
39:07Okay, give me a break here.
39:08I'm just grasping at straws.
39:11I'm sorry.
39:13I'm worried about Zach.
39:14It's really creepy in there.
39:17Can't we get him out?
39:19Honey, it's up to his father.
39:22Then I at least want to visit again.
39:24I don't think that's a good idea, either.
39:26Why?
39:30I just have a feeling.
39:43Juanita was now more convinced than ever
39:45that her treacherous daughter-in-law was having an affair.
39:49But the question remained, with whom?
40:06And suddenly, Juanita remembered
40:11it wasn't the men Gabrielle talked to
40:14that she had to worry about.
40:19Okay, sure.
40:21Jordana, Maisie, here are the costumes.
40:24Right on time.
40:26Thank you, Lynette.
40:31This is a bit awkward.
40:33There has been an oversight with the programs.
40:37Celia Bond is still credited with costumes.
40:39They forgot to tell the printer.
40:43Uh-huh.
40:47Incidentally, who is they?
40:48As in, they forgot to tell the printer.
40:51That would be me.
40:52Her.
40:54I'm sorry, but I was just so overworked this week,
40:57what with all the script changes that you demanded.
41:00Uh-huh.
41:01Well, these things happen.
41:04Oh, thanks.
41:06Be right back.
41:08Would you do something with this?
41:10It looks like roadkill.
41:15Okay, lady, that's it.
41:19I beg your pardon?
41:20Maisie, we have kids the same age,
41:22which means there are years ahead of us
41:24having to deal with each other.
41:25So instead of playing all these petty games,
41:27why don't we put an end to this right now?
41:30What are you saying?
41:32Let's take it outside.
41:34Let's take what outside?
41:35Your sorry ass we're throwing down.
41:37You are crazy.
41:38Just being practical.
41:40Isn't it better to settle this once and for all
41:42rather than endure all this alpha mom crap
41:44until our kids graduate?
41:46Hmm?
41:47Come on.
41:48I'll even let you take the first shot.
42:00I don't have time for this.
42:02Yeah, I didn't think so.
42:04And just so you know,
42:05next spring when we do Bambi,
42:07his mother's gonna take a slug to the heart
42:09and you're gonna like it!
42:20The search for power begins when we're quite young.
42:24As children, we're taught that the power of good
42:27triumphs over the power of evil.
42:30But as we get older,
42:32we realize that nothing is ever that simple.
42:36Traces of evil always remain.
43:06crushes of evil.
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