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00:01Tonight on the Duke, Escape Convict, when Escape Convict hits the town.
00:05Good morning, Luke.
00:06Or should I say, sorry?
00:07It's a hazardous time for the Duke.
00:09Word out of you, Pipsqueak.
00:11It's gonna be your last.
00:13Ain't enough here to fill the cabbage.
00:14But a hungry time for both.
00:17I'm on my way.
00:22Lock him up, too.
00:26This is where we're gonna say goodbye.
00:35Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you've never saw
00:44Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:49Straightening the curves
00:53Flatening the hills
00:57Someday the mountain might get them
00:59But the law never will
01:02Making their way
01:04The only way they know how
01:09That's just a little bit more
01:11Than the law will allow
01:14Just a good old boy
01:18Wouldn't change if they could
01:22Fighting the system like a true
01:24Modern-day Robin Hood
01:26You know, frustration is a powerful emotion
01:34And if you're Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane
01:36Of Hazard County
01:37You can get yourself a real first-class
01:40Mail-order series rear-back
01:41Monkey Ward education on the top
02:00You just, just, oh, you
02:03You, you, oh
02:04See, you, you did it
02:06Now you've made me mad
02:08How's he doing now?
02:09He's spinning his wheels like usual
02:26Sort of pitiful, ain't it?
02:28It was just starting that night
02:30Boss Hogg was working late
02:31And Lulu brought him
02:33Can you call this dinner?
02:35It is
02:35If you're to lose the weight
02:36Doc Appleby says you've got to lose
02:38To pass your physical
02:39Oh, Doc Appleby, my physical
02:41Listen, I'm telling you
02:42There ain't enough here
02:43To fill a cavity in my tooth
02:45Much less my stomach
02:46That's the whole idea, Jefferson
02:48So there's no use arguing
02:50And no cheating
02:51Cause if you do
02:52I'm gonna buy me a whole new wardrobe
02:55For every single day
02:56You don't lose at least one pound
02:59Oh, I hear, I hear, I hear
03:01But what did Doc Appleby say about you?
03:03He says I'm just right
03:04He don't want her to get looking peaky
03:12Ain't enough
03:15Yes, sir, Mr. Hogg
03:16Listen, you just run down
03:17To the greasy spoon, will you
03:18And fetch me back
03:19My after-dinner snack
03:22But, Mr. Hogg, sir
03:23You're supposed to be on a diet
03:24Yeah, you're supposed to be
03:25A man I can trust
03:26I mean, a man I can send
03:28On a top-secret mission
03:29A man who'll die
03:31With his lips sealed
03:32If he has to
03:33All right
03:34Then go
03:34That's an order
03:35Yes, sir
03:36In order for at least four people
03:38Now, Boss's problems
03:40Was just starting
03:41Cause that same night
03:42Two armed and
03:43Davis Convicts
03:44Broke prison
03:44A few hundred miles away
03:45And was a-heading for hazard
03:47We made it
03:49You hear that, Herman?
03:51We're free
03:52You stop talking
03:53To that damn cricket
03:55You act as though
03:56He's some sort of person
03:57Or something
03:58Herman's my friend
04:01Boy, you are nuts
04:02You know it
04:03One wheel in the sand
04:05The reason I took you with me
04:07Is because you had
04:07This laundry detail
04:08Yeah, well
04:09Maybe I am nuts
04:11If it weren't for Herman
04:12And me here
04:12You'd still be back
04:13In the slammer
04:14Now, keeping that cricket
04:15Ain't so strange
04:16There's a fiddle player
04:17In Nashville
04:17Who keeps a mouse
04:18In his pocket
04:19But it's okay
04:20The mouse can't hear
04:22It took Roscoe
04:23Till late that night
04:24To get back into town
04:25Cause nobody wanted
04:26To give him a ride
04:27You know it's lonely
04:28At the top
04:29Shoot the Duke boys
04:30And the bad news
04:30Is they got away again
04:31Oh, dang blaster
04:32Oh, Roscoe
04:34You know why
04:34I'm putting on
04:35So much wheat
04:35Cause you can't keep
04:36Your fat little mouth shut
04:37No, no, no, no, no
04:38No, it's frustration
04:40That's what's making me
04:41Eat pure frustration
04:42Over them Dukes
04:43Yeah, well
04:44Yeah, I mean
04:45You know what
04:45They cost me this year alone
04:47Pooking their noses
04:48Into my business
04:49Listen, I'll tell you what
04:50What?
04:51If you can help me
04:52Lose 300 pounds of Dukes
04:54Namely Bo and Luke
04:55I swear
04:56I'll lose 50 pounds
04:58Of J.D. Hug
04:59Well, you got a deal
05:01Oh, good
05:01Oh, I'm so proud of you
05:03You got a deal, right
05:05Well, what do we have here?
05:07A penis, remember
05:08A man who will die
05:10With his lips sealed
05:11You know, if you'd have
05:12Kept your lips sealed
05:13You wouldn't be on this diet
05:15Let's see what
05:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
05:17Oh, see, shame, shame
05:19Everybody knows your name
05:20All right, now, hear this
05:22I am putting this chicken
05:23And these potatoes
05:24And these
05:25And these hog gels
05:27Are all under arrest
05:29I want you to take
05:30And stock them
05:30And chuck them
05:31No, no, no, no, no
05:33Don't let me
05:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
05:35You take it for
05:36Roscoe
05:37Oh, oh, oh, oh
05:38You got no heart
05:39Well, not right
05:40at this moment before sunup we're gonna have to dump this truck and get us some clothes
05:43and then clear away out of this state you got any ideas guy knew a while back was in the
05:47marines
05:48with me it was on a farm near here bird called hazard it's nice to have a buddy
05:54time of need he wasn't nobody he was my sergeant mr big shot always handing out orders like them
06:01guards back in the slammer i can bet you that luke duke's gonna start taking orders from now on
06:13i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming oh stop leaning on that thing will you stop leaning on the bill i'm
06:21coming i'm coming i'm coming who's there anyhow bargey swashko me too mr hawk come on here
06:30don't shove me like that i'm your superior officer you knuckleheads you know what time it is oh no
06:35sir you know what time i don't know is it guessing game oh for goodness sake it's the middle of
06:39the
06:39night what's so important is all this oh listen boss this is an emergency yes the sheriff little just
06:44called us here just zip it i am the superior officer i give the report when you get to be
06:49superior
06:49officer you get to the report would you please tell me well there was an escape at the jail in
06:54chickasaw county yes sir you know this sheriff little uh he called and said that those escape
07:00convicts may be headed this way escape convicts headed this way yeah sheriff little's driving
07:05down first thing in the morning oh no he ain't oh this ain't his jurisdiction yeah that's what i told
07:10him and then he said that the governor told him that he was in charge of capturing those escape
07:15convicts meanwhile he wants us to throw up roadblocks everywhere we can yeah well we can't go up against
07:20the governor no siree bob no that'd be bad politics all right what are you waiting for round up some
07:24volunteers and get cracking on them room blocks yes sir yes sir no no not you not you no you
07:29you do
07:29that oh yeah you stand guard outside this house i'm gone i'm here yeah well then get out there go
07:36on
07:39oh don't you worry none lammy kins you're perfectly safe yeah just go on upstairs to bed
07:46go back to sleep yeah on second thought uh i'll just check and make sure everything's locked up tight
08:05what's that what's that what's that it's all right honey it's all right just calm down calm down
08:12it's just mr hog trying to rob his own refrigerator i was smart enough to put an alarm on the
08:17door
08:20good night mr as smart as lulu is it looks like they got the wrong person to share
08:32state police are instituting a massive manhunt both men are known to be armed and
08:36good morning luke or should i say sergeant lee benson you haven't forgotten me have you well i haven't
08:42forgotten you either well it was two years you got me in the brig you got there all by yourself
08:47you
08:47didn't need no help from me and if you got there you probably deserved it nobody's asking you old man
08:52hey now wait a minute you can't just come nobody's asking you neither now listen i want you all to
08:56understand something i'll give the orders now you see everybody calls me sir nobody's in there i told
09:01you that what do you fellas want thank you forgotten a survey right right sir right sir that's better
09:10yeah now that's better i want you to get us this change of clothes and you get us some food
09:17whatever guns and ammo you got around here the only gun we got around here is that old flint lock
09:21and
09:21that ain't been used in a coon's age we're gonna have to stop and get some more artillery then after
09:25we
09:25change us our clothes and then you and me we're gonna go into town and get us some guns and
09:31ammo
09:32and go on a little home trip i ain't going nowhere with you sir you ain't going nowhere sir remember
09:38that
09:38i'm giving the orders here now and it looks like you and your king here you ain't got not your
09:43choice
09:43now getting into hazard wasn't going to be easy what with the roadblocks set up by roscoe at almost
09:49every main road in the county
10:00meanwhile the nut with the cricket had tied up bo daisy and jesse
10:03and benson had luke drive him into town to buy the ammo now luke took his usual route friends this
10:10is a strange story
10:30so
10:38Sweetie pie, what's that rattling sound I hear down there?
10:42Oh, it's nothing, Lamekens, just me at the window.
10:44I'm letting in some nice, cool morning air.
10:49Put it on my tip.
10:51I'll be down in a second, honey, to fix you your little old poached egg.
10:55No, no, no, no, take your time.
10:56Make yourself look beautiful.
10:58I don't mind waiting, Lamekens.
11:06I'm out of the way.
11:07Friends, y'all are about to see true desperation.
11:11You know, if boss moved that fast all the time, he wouldn't have to go on a diet.
11:39Just because you're on a diet don't mean you have to starve to death, you know.
11:43I hope it's not.
11:44Would you like a little salt-free cracker with that egg, honey?
11:47Well.
11:49Well, I wonder who that is.
11:56Who is it?
11:57Oh, Roscoe.
11:57Good morning, sis.
11:58Hi, honey.
12:00I come to get my little fat buddy, boy.
12:02It's going to be a big day today.
12:03Well, he hasn't had his poached egg yet.
12:05Oh, well, good.
12:06Then I'll just have a quick cup of coffee with him in.
12:08No, no, no, no, no.
12:09No, who?
12:09Don't you have nothing?
12:10I mean, I mean, I ain't going to have nothing.
12:12Oh.
12:12You ain't going to have something.
12:13I mean, I'm going to skip breakfast this morning.
12:15You're going to skip breakfast?
12:17Oh, is he?
12:18Oh, I'm proud of you.
12:20Well, I'll just have a cup of coffee here with you.
12:22No, no, no, no.
12:22No, no, no, no.
12:23Don't sit down.
12:23Just go in the kitchen.
12:24Have your coffee in the air.
12:26I'll stay here and breathe this nice fresh morning in the air.
12:29Well, we got to hurry.
12:30I'll have a quick cup of coffee.
12:31No, no.
12:31Take all your time.
12:32Take a big breakfast.
12:33Yeah.
12:34Go on.
12:34That's the idea.
12:40Boss.
12:41I'll be right with you.
12:43No.
12:44Don't.
12:45Thank you, Mr. St.
12:46I'm going to have to take these fiddles with me.
12:48For the sake of mine.
13:02Here.
13:03Here.
13:04Help me with that.
13:04No, no, no.
13:05I can carry this.
13:06You shouldn't carry anything on an empty stomach.
13:07Brosco, I can carry it.
13:08I told you.
13:09Give it to me.
13:09I haven't even locked it.
13:11Oh.
13:14J.D.
13:17Shame, shame.
13:18Well, nobody's perfect.
13:25Roadblock up ahead.
13:26Better turn around and take a side road.
13:28Uh-uh.
13:29That look real suspicious.
13:32You just drive on up there.
13:34You tell them I'm a friend of yours visiting this canal.
13:37Here's Luke.
13:42Good morning, Luke.
13:43Hey, Enos.
13:43How you doing?
13:44Pretty good, buddy.
13:45I'd like to meet a friend of mine.
13:47Deputy Enos Strait.
13:48This is, uh...
13:49Parker.
13:50Jack Parker.
13:51Old, uh, marine buddy here at Luke's.
13:53Just in town for a few days' visit.
13:54He's showing me the sights.
13:56Any friend of Luke's?
13:57Okay with me.
13:58But y'all best be real careful there's a couple of desperate criminals escaped from Chickasaw prison, Luke.
14:02Well, you told me that, uh, nothing much ever happens around here.
14:05It's okay if we're going to town, deputy?
14:07Oh, sure.
14:08But keep an eye out for a big white laundry truck.
14:10That's why them convicts escaped in.
14:12Oh, yes, sir.
14:12We'll do just that.
14:13Well, come on, buddy.
14:14Let's go.
14:15Oh, have a nice day, Luke.
14:16Take her easy.
14:23It's the first time I seen Luke going anywhere without Bo.
14:27Boss was back at his office, listening to soothing music to a sewage's savage stomach.
14:32Nice word of sewage, huh?
14:34A home of succulent spare ribs, mountain water and cornbread, delicious mashed potatoes and gravy,
14:42juicy hamburgers with french fries, not to mention all delicious desserts, strawberries,
14:50juicy hamburgers with great french fries.
14:53Oh, please, open out a cream pie.
14:55Josh, it's dessert.
14:57Oh, no, no, no pecan pie with mouths of whipped cream.
15:09Hicks, do you think Herman would mind if you gave me a glass of water?
15:13I'm thirsty.
15:15No.
15:23Uh, well, shoot, I can't hardly drink it with my hands tied behind my back.
15:28Well, here, you just lean forward here and you can sip out of it.
15:30All right, Phil.
15:32No!
15:33Daisy, can you untie this so many?
15:35Now, why'd you do that for?
15:37If you try that again, you'll be under six feet of dirt.
15:39You can't blame a fella for trying.
15:41Long about now, Sheriff Little of Capitol City was heading for Hazard looking for the convicts.
15:46Listen, there ain't no flies on Sheriff Little.
15:54Much as Luke hated to help old Benson buy the ammo he wanted,
15:57knowing it could be used to hurt some innocent person,
16:00with the rest of the Dukes being held at gunpoint, there wasn't much else he could do.
16:22That's a big 10-4, Roadblock 3.
16:24Now, listen, Mets, if you see anything, you let me know.
16:26This is Roscoe P. Coltrane, over and out.
16:31Oh, see?
16:32Roscoe, please, listen.
16:33I gotta have something to eat, don't you know?
16:35Maybe I could have one of them donuts.
16:37No, you can't.
16:38I'm doing this for your own good, little fat buddy.
16:40Oh, please.
16:41Don't tell me you're gonna stand there and watch me starve to death.
16:44All I want is my itty-bitty little bite.
16:46I'll tell you what.
16:47When I'm through, I'll save you the center.
16:49Huh?
16:50Well, this is the hole.
16:51That's right.
16:52That's what you get.
16:52Oh, give me some of that.
16:54Come on.
16:55Roscoe, give me a bite.
16:56Give me a bite.
16:56No.
16:56Well, it's like I got to the zoo at the jackass's feeding time.
17:00Listen here a little.
17:02Now, I resent you barging into my jail.
17:04After all, I'm the sheriff of this jail.
17:05And I just commandeered it in the name of the governor.
17:08And one more word out of you, pipsqueak.
17:09It's gonna be your last for posterity.
17:13Any questions, fatso?
17:15Wait a minute.
17:16You can't talk to me like this.
17:17I just did.
17:19Now, let's get down to some police business.
17:22That is, if your pee brain can understand it.
17:25Now, I got me some pictures here.
17:26They're an escape con, so we knows what they look like.
17:29Oh.
17:29Any word from your roadblocks?
17:31Oh, no.
17:31No word about that.
17:32You know what I think.
17:33I think those dudes have taken to the back road.
17:36Yeah.
17:36Oh, maybe they'll hold up some, please.
17:38I got a state police chopper up there.
17:40Maybe he'll spot them.
17:41Oh, that's a good idea.
17:42There, Cliff.
17:43In the meantime, take a look at these.
17:45Oh.
17:46Oh, boy.
17:47I tell you, those are mean-looking dudes, aren't they?
17:50May I take a peek, Sheriff?
17:52You don't have to worry about a thing to ogle.
17:54I tell you, Rusko Pete Coltrane has eyes like a hawk.
17:57If they're around, I'll spot them.
17:59Pass them on a gun push, I already have.
18:00You have?
18:01Where?
18:02Actually, I only saw one of them, this one here.
18:04In the general league with Luke Duke.
18:05He called himself Parker.
18:07He said he was a friend of Luke's from back in the Marines.
18:10Benson was in the Marines.
18:11Yeah, well, so was Luke Duke.
18:13Well, then, I'm right.
18:14They are holed up at the Duke farm.
18:16I can't believe Luke or any of the Dukes would do a thing like that.
18:20Well, Enos, you saw them with your own beady eyes, didn't you?
18:22How much proof do you need?
18:23All right, let's go.
18:24Well, I'll lead, Colbrain.
18:27The name is Coltrane.
18:29There ain't no brain in it.
18:30You can sure say that again.
18:31Yeah, you can say that again.
18:33Come on, let's go.
18:33We've got to go to the Duke farm.
18:35Come on.
18:35Let them get away with a thing like this.
18:38Come on, come on, come on.
18:39Come on, come on, come on.
18:42No, no, no, no, no, no.
18:44Please, please, let's stop it.
18:45I can't go to the Duke farm.
18:46I'm over like this.
18:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:53I'm glad you're back.
18:54I had the radio on before.
18:55They've got choppers all over the place looking for us in roadblocks.
18:58You ought to just give up.
19:00They'll have everything covered.
19:02Not if you folks give us a little more help.
19:03You came here to settle the score with me, Benson.
19:06Why don't you leave them out of it?
19:07I'm afraid I can't.
19:08They're a part of my plan, Luke.
19:10Like what?
19:11Like the cops are out looking for the laundry truck we parked by the barn, right?
19:14Well, the girl here and the old man, they're going to drive the truck in the opposite direction
19:17while Luke and his cousin here are going to chauffeur us the other way,
19:20down the back roads in the General Lee.
19:22There ain't no way we're going to do that for you.
19:24I just hate repeating myself, but you haven't got any choice.
19:27Now, that boy don't give no whole lot of room to work, does he?
19:36Now, you untimed.
19:38You're going to get going now.
19:40You wait right there, Herman.
19:41I've got to tend to some business here.
19:44I tried to get out of here.
19:55Sheriff Little to Air Support 7.
19:57The suspects are in the area of the Duke farm, just outside of Hazard.
20:00Give me air support as I move in.
20:18I want you to head southwest, down 77.
20:21And you keep that CB mic open so as I can hear everything you say and do.
20:24You flick it off, try warning the cops, and then boys, it's done for.
20:28You understand?
20:28Yeah.
20:29Yeah, we understand.
20:30You just don't hurt my cousins.
20:32Just don't do it.
20:33Get going.
20:35Get going.
20:35Get going.
20:46You two up front.
20:48Luke, you drive.
20:50Now, wait a minute.
20:50Why don't you just let me drive?
20:51You don't need both of us.
20:52He's right, Lee.
20:53We don't need two of them.
20:54Hey, I'm still running the show.
20:58You two are going to get in after me.
21:00And if you've got any funny ideas, Higgs is going to keep you covered.
21:05As the general headed for the back roads and boss Roscoe and Sheriff Little were racing for the Duke farm,
21:10Daisy and Jesse were in the laundry truck, which, just as Benson figured,
21:15would stick out like a sore thumb, especially to one of them hoary birds.
21:19This is Air 7 to Sheriff Little.
21:20Sheriff Little here.
21:22Go ahead, Air 7.
21:22I've spotted the suspect's truck moving southwest along State 77.
21:27Well, take a pass at it.
21:29If it's the truck, see if you can knock out a tire or disable it.
21:32We're on our way.
21:33That's a roger.
21:35All right, you fellas, let's just get one thing straight.
21:38You promised that you wouldn't hurt Bo and Luke, right?
21:44Listen, you better answer me or I'm going to turn this thing around and go right back where we started
21:49from.
21:50You just drive, old man.
21:51As long as you do what we tell you, everything stays cool.
21:54Uncle Jesse, listen, there's not a whole lot we can do right now but drive.
21:59Uh-oh.
22:05It sounds like a police chaffer overhead.
22:08It's working, Lee.
22:10The cop thinks it's us in that truck.
22:19Dang fools are shooting at us.
22:21Just keep driving.
22:23Uncle Jesse, what are we going to do?
22:26We've been hit.
22:27I've been shot.
22:47You all right?
22:48Yeah.
22:48I got my mouth full of dirt.
22:58Washington Shepherd, Washington Shepherd, you all got your ears on.
23:00Come back.
23:02You all got your ears on.
23:03Come back.
23:03Switch over to a police channel.
23:06Air Sports 7 to Sheriff Little.
23:08We got the tire but the truck went over the side.
23:11Burning up.
23:13Oh, Lord.
23:15Well, what about them cogs?
23:16They weren't in the truck.
23:18Two people jumped out just before Christ.
23:20The girl and an old man.
23:21Both seemed okay, though.
23:24Well, keep circling them, Air 7.
23:26We're on a way to pick them up for questioning.
23:28That's a roger.
23:30Oh, he's going to pick them up for questioning.
23:32Good, good.
23:33Yeah, listen.
23:33While he does that, we got time to stop for a little lunch.
23:36Oh, wrong, wrong, wrong, boss.
23:38We can't stop now.
23:39We're right in the middle of official police business.
23:41Oh, yeah, but Russell, I don't know him.
23:42No, no.
23:43Listen, Sheriff Little.
23:44This is what's O.P. Coltrane.
23:47Listen, you know who that copper pilot's talking about, don't you?
23:50It's Jesse and Daisy Duke in that truck.
23:52Oh, and look, Duke are probably escaping right at this minute with their friend
23:57in that general lead.
23:58Over and out.
24:00Listen, we got time.
24:01I'm in the little fast enough place.
24:02No, no.
24:03No num nums.
24:06All units, we're looking for an orange sedan
24:09with a big old wand painted on the side of it.
24:11We got a make on the car.
24:13It's going to be up to you now.
24:14Try anything funny, and that's all she wrote for both of you.
24:22Now, Enos, you know daggone good and well Uncle Jesse and Daisy
24:25ain't got nothing to do with no escaped convicts.
24:29Of course, I know that, Cooter.
24:30Yeah, and you also know that Bo and Luke
24:32ain't got nothing to do with it neither.
24:34Well, I'd like to believe that, Cooter.
24:36But Luke did say that one of them fellas was a friend of his.
24:39Enos, didn't it never occur to you
24:41to that old boy might have been holding a gun on him when he said it?
24:48Chuck, that never entered my mind.
24:50Look, Enos, you have got to convince.
24:53Roscoe and Boss Hogg and Sheriff Little at the Dukes are innocent.
24:56Who put you up to driving that truck?
24:59Them escaped convicts, that's who.
25:01And nobody put us up to it.
25:03They made us do it.
25:04Just like they made Bo and Luke drive that car.
25:07Oh, just, just, Jillywalker.
25:08Are you trying to tell me that Luke Duke
25:10did not know this Benson fella in the Marine Corps?
25:13Well, sure they were in the Marines together, Roscoe.
25:16But they weren't buddies.
25:17As a matter of fact, Luke sent that Benson fella to the brig.
25:20Oh, baloney.
25:22Baloney, did you say baloney?
25:23Yes, I said baloney.
25:24Where is it?
25:25Oh, these Dukes are dishing out the baloney.
25:27Are you two gonna talk
25:28or am I gonna have to spend the rest of the day grilling you, huh?
25:31Wait a minute, please don't use that word grill.
25:33It reminds me of hamburgers, frankfurters, and barbecues.
25:36Listen, I got an idea.
25:37Why don't we just break for lunch?
25:39You two ain't going nowhere.
25:40Neither of these two until you talk.
25:43Now, I've cracked some hard-boiled eggs before.
25:45Hard-boiled eggs?
25:46Well, now, we all just stopped fishing around
25:48and trying to help Bo and Luke.
25:49It's fast!
25:50I can't stand it anymore.
25:51I got to have something to eat.
25:53Give me something to eat.
25:54Anything!
25:54I'll eat anything!
25:55Anything!
25:56Give me something to eat!
25:57Now, flash time for din din.
25:59I'll eat anything!
26:01I'll eat anything!
26:01I got to have something all good, man, before a piece.
26:04Oh, Mr. August's old biscuit.
26:06Well, it's food, ain't it?
26:07Give it to me!
26:07Flash, you shouldn't bear it, Mr. Hogg, like that.
26:09No, that wasn't a dog.
26:10It was my stomach.
26:11I got to put something in it!
26:12Come on, give me that thing!
26:13You're going to make...
26:14That's going to make a stick, Mr. Hogg!
26:15Don't eat there, Mr. Hogg!
26:18Now, there ain't much that Roscoe and Sheriff Little agreed on
26:20but one thing, and that was, whenever you can put a Duke in jail, do it.
26:25Excuse me, a quiver of my liver.
26:27That's a cool!
26:28Flash, I'll be proud of her daddy.
26:30Cut, cut, cut!
26:31So, with Daisy and Jesse in the slammer,
26:33the state police chopper now having a description of the General Lee,
26:36and them escaped convicts holding loaded guns on Bo and Luke,
26:40it was turning out to be a very full Saturday.
26:44How do you like taking orders for a change, Drew?
26:47I gave an order.
26:48I didn't need a gun in my head.
26:51Hey, take a look.
26:53Smoke up ahead.
26:54Must be a fire over Bear Lake Woods.
26:56They got to be cutting through the county by taking them back roads.
26:59Well, we got a lot of those.
27:01Air Sports 7, Sheriff Little.
27:03You just, uh...
27:04Sheriff Little here. Go ahead, Air 7.
27:06I think I've got them spotted over Miller's Meadow in the Bear Creek Woods.
27:10Big fire up there, so they changed their direction.
27:12They're heading a little further south.
27:13I'm gonna go down and check for sure.
27:15Check, Air 7, check.
27:18I better tell boss.
27:31That's murder?
27:32Yeah.
27:32Huh?
27:33That's plum unadulterated murder.
27:34Yeah, but I want him.
27:35No, no.
27:35I want him.
27:36Come on, I'm gonna get him.
27:37No, no.
27:37No, I want him.
27:38I want him.
27:38I want him.
27:39No, no, no, boss.
27:49Cops.
27:56Luke, you better watch out for them potholes in the road up ahead, huh?
27:59I see what you mean.
28:05I can't get a shot off if you don't hold this thing steady.
28:08Blame me. Blame the road.
28:10We're sitting ducks here.
28:12Head towards that forest fire.
28:15You crazy?
28:16Yeah, like a fox.
28:17Ain't nobody gonna follow us in there.
28:19Maybe an undertaker.
28:20Not if you find a way to get us through it.
28:22All that smoke will never spot us from up there.
28:24Now, go for it.
28:25Boy, you're dead.
28:26You've been watching too much TV, Benson.
28:29You're still playing the brave man, huh?
28:32Well, you're no longer in the Marines, Luke.
28:35I'll settle that score with you later.
28:50I don't believe it.
28:51That orange car drove right into the forest fire.
28:53Well, wait a minute.
28:54Orange car in the forest fire?
28:55That's the General Lee.
28:56They'll be burned up alive.
28:57No.
28:58Can't you see them yet, Sir Ersever?
29:00The smoke's too thick.
29:01Well, they can't stay in there too long.
29:03They've got to come out somewhere.
29:04Question is where.
29:05This fire's burned over a thousand acres.
29:08Thousands of acres.
29:09I never thought it would come to this.
29:11No.
29:14Dang it, I can't see it.
29:16We're gonna be lucky to get out of this.
29:18That's right.
29:19If we don't run smack dab into a tree,
29:20some tree's gonna come out and run into us.
29:22You just keep driving.
29:23Fixing me ain't got nothing to lose.
29:25Yeah?
29:26Well, what about Herman?
29:27I bet when old Bo and Luke got up this morning,
29:30they didn't think they'd be driving through a fire
29:31with a nut with a gun on them
29:33who was worried about his cricket.
29:35Friends, that's stressful.
29:42Benson don't care about nobody but himself.
29:44I'm gonna wonder whether he cares about that.
29:46Yeah, you hush your mouth.
29:47I only need but one driver.
29:54And Claire, she looked at me and said,
29:56didn't you bring the fish?
29:58I said, well, no.
30:00So we'd gone off and left all the fish there off.
30:04Bank.
30:05I imagine they're still there.
30:07Cooter!
30:11Hey.
30:12How'd you get in?
30:13Lulu.
30:13We sneaked past Enos.
30:15I told Lulu what boss was up to.
30:16And much as I love that apple dumpling,
30:19I don't like the crust he's showing.
30:20Locking you two up
30:21and accusing Bo and Luke
30:23of helping escape criminals.
30:27But...
30:35Oh, my goodness.
30:37Thank you, Lulu.
30:38Shh.
30:39Shh.
30:39Shh.
30:42Shh.
30:43Shh.
30:44Shh.
30:45Shh.
30:46Shh.
30:46Shh.
30:55Now that we're out, what are we going to do?
30:57We're going to find Bo and Luke and give them a hand.
30:59Right, right.
31:01Hold it there.
31:02You ain't going nowhere.
31:03In fact, you're going right back in that cell block.
31:05Now, how'd you get out anyway?
31:06I let them out.
31:07Oh, Lamekins, you shouldn't have done a thing like that.
31:10Jefferson Davis, you know deep down in your heart
31:12that Dukes are decent, law-abiding citizens.
31:15Oh, sure they is.
31:16Just like Tubby here
31:18and this tin-horned, tin-star excuse for a sheriff.
31:21Okay, Goldbrain,
31:22if you can find your way back to the cell block,
31:24you take them Dukes and lock them up again.
31:26Oh!
31:26And lock her up, too.
31:28Oh!
31:29Oh, you just wait a minute, little.
31:31Lamekins happens to be my wife.
31:33I ain't going to let nobody throw her in no cell.
31:35Okay, okay.
31:36Lock him up, too.
31:37Wait just a peep-picking minute here.
31:40It just happens that he is my brother-in-law
31:42and this is my sister
31:43and I am the law in hazard.
31:45Hmm, well, I just repealed that law.
31:48You know that it is illegal
31:49for you to lock a sheriff up in his old jail.
31:51Listen here, little.
31:52I'm going to have you pay for this.
31:54Okay, you can have it
31:55and I know just the place where you can find it.
31:56Now, go!
31:57Hey, wait a minute.
32:00Come on, come on, come on, come on.
32:05You'll be shy and hit this.
32:12This just ain't too bright.
32:14One plane catches that gas tank
32:16and it's all over for all of us.
32:17You know what?
32:17I'm beginning to wonder
32:18if this is such a good idea.
32:20Herman can't take this heat.
32:22So what?
32:23You never heard of fried grasshopper?
32:32Hey!
32:34Hey, you screws!
32:35Shut up time!
32:36Shut up time!
32:44Looks like the wind's shifting.
32:45I think we're through the worst of it.
32:48How far is the nearest road today?
32:50I'd say probably five, six miles.
32:52Do you think Vaughn and Luke are going to be all right,
32:53Uncle Chessie?
32:54Well, no news is good news.
32:56Yeah.
32:57You can just hope for the best.
32:58What we got to do is figure a way out of here
33:01before that Sheriff Little shoots up the whole county.
33:04Chessie, I'm telling you,
33:05I can't hope for nothing or figure out nothing
33:08while I'm in here starving,
33:09waiting for my dinner.
33:10J.D., why don't you quit thinking about food
33:12and find a way to get us out of here?
33:14Oh, no, no, no, no, it's all your fault.
33:16You keep me on that diet so long,
33:17and now I'm so starving,
33:18I can't think of nothing.
33:20It's a shame, Jefferson,
33:21that we have to be in here.
33:23I know it.
33:23But if we was out,
33:25I would fix you some buttermilk pancakes to start.
33:28You would?
33:29And about a half dozen pork chops
33:30smothered in gravy.
33:32Yeah.
33:33With some chitlins
33:34and some turnip greens.
33:37And maybe a big piece of warm pecan pie
33:40for dessert
33:41with a big old scoop
33:42of homemade vanilla ice cream
33:43on top of that.
33:45Oh, you do all that, honey bunny?
33:48If we was out,
33:50helping Bo and Luke.
33:51Oh, if we was out,
33:53helping Bo and Luke.
33:57Well, Bo and Luke were out of the fire,
33:59but not out of the frying pan.
34:07Dinner, Mr. Hogg.
34:08Oh, dinner.
34:09Dinner, huh?
34:10Oh, you brought dinner.
34:13We don't want none of that sloth.
34:15Well, I want some of that sloth.
34:16No, you don't.
34:17No, I don't.
34:17Mr. Hogg, it's the same menu
34:18you ordered served to all our prisoners.
34:20Yeah, but I don't want none served by no traitor.
34:22No traitor.
34:23You know what I mean?
34:23Like him.
34:24Like you, Enos,
34:25who's got no respect for the law and order.
34:27That's right.
34:27You know what you are?
34:28You're a regular Benjamin Arnold.
34:30That's Benedict.
34:30Yeah, a regular Benjamin Benedict.
34:32But, Sheriff, Mr. Hogg,
34:33I've never done anything against the law
34:35in my whole life.
34:36Ain't that so, Daisy?
34:38Miss Lou Luke?
34:38Up until now, Enos.
34:40We know you never break the law, Enos.
34:42But it is your beholden duty, Enos,
34:45to protect the innocent.
34:46Yes, sir?
34:47And you know in your heart
34:48that Bo and Luke are innocent.
34:50Possum on the gun bush.
34:51Daisy, I didn't ever mean
34:53to not help the innocent.
34:54Well, then do it.
34:55Do what?
34:56Get the keys.
34:57Help the innocent.
34:58Get the keys.
34:59Open the keys.
35:00Get the keys.
35:11Hey, Luke, stop the car.
35:13Here?
35:13You heard me.
35:15Don't try to win any medals
35:16because you ain't ever
35:16going to get to wear them.
35:20Now get out of the car,
35:21one at a time,
35:23and move over to the edge
35:24of the road there,
35:25slow and easy.
35:31I'm going.
35:40I'm going.
35:41Go back.
35:48There's no cop cars.
35:49No chopper.
35:51Not yet, but they'll be coming.
35:53And so's the other set of wheels
35:54we're going to be needing.
35:56You lie down there.
35:57What?
35:58I want you to pretend
35:59that you're hurt.
36:00You better do what he says, Bo,
36:01or you won't have to pretend.
36:04Now, Hicks,
36:05get down there
36:05and you make it look good.
36:06You hear me?
36:07Back up there.
36:08Put your hands down.
36:20Get out of the car.
36:22Come on.
36:24Come on.
36:28Come on.
36:41All right, hold it.
36:44Get up.
36:45All of you.
36:48All right, all right.
36:54Herman.
36:55Where's Herman?
36:58Well, I'm afraid
37:00that this is where
37:01we're going to say goodbye.
37:03Somebody better do
37:04some quick thinking
37:04and fast talking.
37:11I'm finally going to get even
37:12with you, Luke Duke.
37:13If it's been for you,
37:14I'd still be in the Marines.
37:15I'd have my stripes.
37:16You got your stripes, Benson,
37:17only they run up and down.
37:18Yeah, especially that big yellow one
37:20that goes up and down your back.
37:21That there's the one you get
37:22for shooting people
37:23who can't defend themselves.
37:24You just keep running off
37:25with the mouth, boy.
37:26That man's got a right
37:26to speak his piece,
37:27ain't he, Benson?
37:28I mean, you are going to shoot him
37:29after you shoot me, ain't you?
37:30And then probably this feller
37:31and who knows?
37:32Probably Herman the Cricket.
37:33Oh, no, he wouldn't do that.
37:36Not to Herman.
37:36Yeah, sure he would, Hicks.
37:38After he's done using you,
37:39he's probably going to kill you, too.
37:40Snake turns on anybody,
37:42even other snakes.
37:43Lee.
37:44Well, now, you got grits
37:44for brains, boy.
37:45I mean, can't you see
37:45what they're trying to do?
37:46They're trying to turn us
37:47against each other here.
37:48Ain't that right, ex-sergeant?
37:49Duke.
37:50Benson ever tell you
37:51why he got thrown into brig?
37:52He busted into his best buddy's
37:53footlocker and was stealing
37:54the guy blind.
37:55Then when the guy walks in
37:56and catches him at it,
37:58Benson slips a knife
37:58up between his ribs.
38:00Real trustworthy pal you got there.
38:01Radio said you only had
38:03six months left in your sentence.
38:04Well, you can just soon
38:05kiss that goodbye now.
38:07I thought your buddy here
38:07talked you into escaping with him.
38:09Don't sound too bright to me.
38:11Now you're going to be
38:11stuck with a murder rap.
38:12All right, I've had enough
38:13out of you two.
38:14Well, I ain't.
38:15I know you think
38:16I'm real dumb, don't you?
38:18Maybe I am.
38:19They're right.
38:19I wasn't smart
38:20busting out with you like that.
38:21Well, there ain't nothing
38:21I can do about that now.
38:23But I ain't going back there
38:24not for killing them.
38:27Now, they stay.
38:28We got wheels.
38:29If anybody's going to
38:30come down on them,
38:31we'll just let it be the cops.
38:32They're looking for that
38:33orange car we come in anyway,
38:34not the car we be driving.
38:35Yeah, and they're going to be
38:36on a CB as soon as we take off.
38:38Oh, the hell they are!
38:47You two come on!
38:49I want him, Hicks.
38:50Especially Luke.
38:51I want him dead.
38:52No, not if killing him
38:53means taking Herman and me
38:54with him.
38:56Now, are you coming or not?
38:59Another time, Duke.
39:18Another time, Duke.
39:21Right there took some fancy talking.
39:24We were just plain lucky.
39:26These guys are both crazy as wings.
39:28Yeah.
39:31Oh, great.
39:32Just what we needed.
39:33Hey?
39:34Get him in the shade.
39:36I could spare a tire out of the trunk.
39:37We got to make a quick change.
39:38We ain't still going after him,
39:39are we?
39:40We got any choice?
39:41No.
39:42Hey?
39:43Mr. Ballou?
39:44Hey, come on.
39:45Come on.
39:46We got to get you in the shade.
40:01Oh, is that the manifest I asked for?
40:03Okay.
40:04Get back to your patrol car
40:05and take it up on the north side.
40:09Air 7, Air 7,
40:11this is Sheriff Little.
40:12Any sign of him yet?
40:13That's a negative.
40:14I'm going to take another sweep.
40:22Let's go.
40:23Are we going to be all right?
40:25Yeah, he'll be fine.
40:35Good, we're out.
40:35Let's go.
40:36Come on, I'm going up there.
40:37Hold it.
40:38What do you mean?
40:39Hold it.
40:40Let Enos go first
40:41and make sure the coast is clear.
40:43Oh, the coast is clear.
40:44Yeah, you go.
40:44You go.
40:45Go on.
40:46Clear the coast.
40:47I don't know how they did it,
40:49but they got through the forest fire.
40:50That orange car's back on the road
40:52heading east on state 18
40:53toward the state line.
40:55All right, Air 7,
40:56you stay with them.
41:00All units, all units, copy.
41:02Remember, them suspects
41:04and them escape cons
41:05are armed and dangerous.
41:07I'm on my way.
41:09Straight.
41:10You stay by that radio.
41:20They're coming up.
41:21Oh, all right.
41:22What's that?
41:23What happened?
41:24What happened?
41:24They're out firing.
41:25Hey, they're on Highway 18
41:26going to the state line.
41:27They're okay.
41:28Oh, they are all right.
41:29They're all right, then.
41:30That's good news.
41:31Uncle Jesse,
41:31we've got to get Sheriff Little
41:32to tell his men not to shoot.
41:34With them escaped convicts
41:35being armed,
41:36Daisy, I'm afraid
41:37they'll shoot on site.
41:38Amen, Enos.
41:38Them old boys
41:39will open up quicker
41:40than a hot knife
41:41going through fresh goat butters.
41:42Them poor boys
41:43ain't got a chance.
41:44Yeah.
41:45We've got to figure out
41:46some way to stop Sheriff Little.
41:47Wait a pee-picking minute, Jesse.
41:49I'm the law around here
41:50and if anybody's
41:52going to give orders,
41:53it's going to be me.
41:54Roscoe Husha.
41:55Jefferson Davis Hogg,
41:56it's almost dinner time.
41:58Oh, yeah, I get it.
41:59I get it.
42:00All right, Jesse,
42:01I was wrong.
42:02You're in charge.
42:03What about Bo and Luke?
42:04The boys will be able
42:05to take care of the convicts,
42:06I'm sure of that.
42:07What we've got to worry about
42:08is Sheriff Little
42:09and these men.
42:10If we take Mill Road,
42:11we just may be able
42:12to head them off
42:12at Pine Creek.
42:13All right,
42:14what are we waiting for?
42:15I mean,
42:15the sooner we get it over with,
42:16the sooner I eat.
42:17Where's my head?
42:18Come on,
42:19come on.
42:19Get me, Enos.
42:20Get, get out.
42:21Come on, come on.
42:27Come on, come on.
42:28Come on, come on.
42:28Come on, come on.
42:29Come on, come on.
42:30Get out all night.
42:35Let's go, let's go.
42:36So, thank you very, very much.
42:38Stop it.
42:38What?
42:39No stopping until everybody's safe and safe.
42:42Yeah, but...
42:42Here.
42:43Come on.
42:44Yeah, but all right, all right, all right.
42:48As Hazard number one and number two
42:50raced off to stop Sheriff Little,
42:52them escaped convicts
42:53was racing for the state line.
42:58We're going to make it, Lee.
43:00We're going to make it.
43:01You hear that?
43:02We're going to make it.
43:05There's Bo and Luke and the general
43:06racing after him,
43:07trying to close the gap.
43:08Trouble was, nobody,
43:10especially that state police chopper,
43:12had any idea Benson and Hicks
43:13was in another car
43:14and not in the general.
43:16Great.
43:17That chopper ain't got no idea
43:18of chasing the wrong car.
43:20He's got no radio to tell him either.
43:22Hey?
43:23Luke, what are we going to do about it?
43:25I don't know.
43:26Ain't you got no ideas?
43:27While Bo and Luke
43:28tried to play catch-up
43:29with Benson and Hicks,
43:30Hazard number one
43:31and number two
43:31were looking to catch up
43:32with Sheriff Little.
43:33Right near country.
43:35This is how it happened.
43:38Daisy got on the horn
43:39to Boss, Roscoe, and Lulu
43:40in Hazard number one
43:41and told them the idea
43:42was to block the rope
43:44or force him off
43:45any way they could.
43:58Give me the mic.
44:00You got a hairpin?
44:01I sure do.
44:06With Little's car
44:07and radio out of commission,
44:08Jesse using some static
44:10to disguise his voice
44:11made it appear like
44:12Sheriff Little was doing the turn.
44:14Oh, it's a car.
44:16I hope that works.
44:19Shoot, Luke,
44:20we ain't never going to catch him.
44:21They're probably out
44:21of the dang state by now.
44:23I'm going to cut over
44:24onto High Top Road.
44:25Maybe we could spot him.
44:26I ain't got enough to lose.
44:27Unless them fellas
44:28up in that helicopter
44:29decided to use us
44:29for target practice.
44:31What are you slowing down for?
44:33Getting near the state line.
44:35I don't want to get stopped
44:36for speeding.
44:36We're just supposed to be
44:37two law-abiding citizens
44:39passing through.
44:40Three.
44:43Forgot Herman.
44:44There they are.
44:47Well, great.
44:48How are we going to stop?
44:48They got guns, remember?
44:50We just drop in on them.
44:52Hang on.
45:06Well, Herman,
45:08I guess we're going home.
45:09Nice shot.
45:10Ha, ha, ha.
45:11Yeah.
45:12Well, Vincent and Hicks
45:13were back behind bars
45:14where they belonged.
45:18Oh, Lord,
45:19I can't eat another bite.
45:20And that meant,
45:21with the exception of Boss,
45:22who nearly foundered
45:23from overeating,
45:25Lulu and everybody else
45:26in Hazard,
45:26especially the Dukes,
45:27were able to sleep peacefully.
45:29But in Hazard,
45:31you never know
45:32what's going to show up
45:33with a moaning sun.
45:34or you never know
45:37as you said.
45:38Oh, you're even
45:41and you're even
45:56tall and you're
45:56hospital Maggie
46:03seeing
46:04Sunday
46:04waiting
46:04in
46:04January
46:04normalized
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