00:11I'm sorry. I'm sorry this has taken so long to do. There was never a good time.
00:18Um, so my mom. Yeah, my mom. She was, uh, she was something. A real firecracker. Explosive, for sure. To
00:37know her was to love her.
00:41But also to be judged by her. I mean, she was, um, she was kind of a cunt, right?
00:52Um, well, that, that word has, has been reclaimed, though. So, um, it's, uh, it's not such a bad thing.
01:02Uh, anyway, um, what was I saying? Um, right. To, uh, to quote Wordsworth, a lovelier flower on earth was
01:18never sown.
01:21I am actually allergic to flowers.
01:23Thank you, Emmy, for those lovely words about our mother.
01:29Okay, um.
01:32Rabbi.
01:34You did great. And the quote worked.
01:37Do you have a concussion?
01:38I have a UTI.
01:41I have a UTI.
02:00I have a UTI.
02:01I have a UTI.
02:02Should, uh, uh, uh, uh.
02:12Is that a typo?
02:21I'm sorry about the cunt thing.
02:27Come on, let's go. She's not there.
02:35I am a lawyer, and I have cool shoes.
02:40I am a lawyer, and I have cool shoes.
02:47I am a lawyer, and I am a lawyer.
02:58Oh, sweetie. I'm so sorry.
03:01What can I do for you?
03:02Hey, could I make you a clay? Did there's tuna?
03:04I know just how you feel. I was shattered when my grandmother died.
03:11We thought she'd make it to 100.
03:17What do you need? What do you need?
03:20What do you need?
03:21I need to pee.
03:28Do you want me to come?
03:35I'm in here.
03:39Hello, darling.
03:41Mom, what are you doing here?
03:43It's my unveiling. It's my day.
03:46Listen, I so appreciate you stopping by, but now is really not a good time for me.
03:52Well, excuse me for thinking you might want to spend some time with your mother who's been dead for five
03:56years.
03:57Three years?
03:58I forgot you know everything.
03:59I don't know everything. That's just how time works.
04:03Is that the same underwear you had on yesterday?
04:05What?
04:05Pardon.
04:07What if the paramedics find you?
04:09What paramedics? I have a UTI.
04:11So you're a doctor now?
04:13Still not a doctor.
04:16Because your brothers are doctors.
04:18I'm a lawyer. You're the one who told me to go to law school, remember?
04:22So you could do better than a paramedic?
04:25I'm in love, actually.
04:26With the marketing specialist. What the fuck is that?
04:29What is wrong with the...
04:32No. No. I'm not doing this.
04:34I am a person. I have a job and a vacuum with attachments.
04:40I...
04:42Don't need you.
04:44You need to leave. Okay?
04:47We did the funeral. We did the Shiva. We just did your unveiling.
04:51That's it. We're done. I am all done grieving you.
04:55No, you're not.
04:56Yes, I am.
04:57No, you're not.
04:58Yes, I am.
05:00No, you're not.
05:01Yes, I am.
05:02Aw, you're never gonna get over me.
05:05Yes, I will.
05:06I come all this way from the great beyond to visit with my only daughter and this is how she
05:10treats me.
05:11And you wonder how I got cancer.
05:13How can you say that to me? You want me to spend the rest of my life thinking I gave
05:17my mother cancer?
05:17I can't believe you're fighting with me. I have cancer.
05:21Have.
05:22Have.
05:23Cancer.
05:30Don't worry, darling. Mummy's here. We're gonna figure out your life. We're gonna do an autopsy on the whole thing.
05:36Oh, that's a medical term. Your brothers would know.
05:39Emily.
05:42Hey, Em. Em.
05:53Emily?
06:06I'm sorry your mom died.
06:08I'm sorry your mom died.
06:14When I die, please don't say I was so full of life.
06:20Never. Never.
06:22Never.
06:29I'm...
06:33I'm fighting with mom.
06:35You're always fighting with mom.
06:37No. Like...
06:39She's visiting me.
06:41Talking.
06:42To me.
06:43What do you think?
06:45I think...
06:48Mom's dead.
06:50I know.
06:51But you don't see her sick and dying.
06:57No.
06:59So you're just, like, okay?
07:03Yeah.
07:05That's so fucked up.
07:07What are you guys doing?
07:09Grieving.
07:11Uh-huh.
07:14I mean, oh, there you are.
07:15I know.
07:16I know.
07:17I know.
07:18I know.
07:20I know.
07:29I know.
07:31I know.
07:33I know.
07:38I know.
07:39I know.
07:40I know.
07:43I know.
07:45I know.
07:48haunting me i don't know am i i don't know are you what uh we gotta go downstairs a rabbi
07:56wants
07:56to give us a blessing oh i don't want a blessing you gotta get blessed i don't want i'm gonna
08:02come
08:17is he asleep should we wake him up i don't know you are so inappropriate you are so inappropriate
08:27you're both both you're appropriate you're inappropriate you are the appropriate one
08:39that was thank you that was very that was good death is the night that lies between two days
08:50well mom did love the nightlife so do you mean she liked to boogie she loved to boogie woogie
09:02hey hello oh no hi hello everybody i'm i'm jay um emmy's boyfriend what is he doing
09:11i just want to say a few words babe oh my god i love this so much don't go don't
09:18what's he doing
09:19this is supposed to be my day it's been a tough last few years for emmy since losing her mom
09:25oh my god actually he's talking about how hard your life is without me
09:29wait some of fern's best qualities are in emmy from what i've heard of fern anyway her her strength
09:38and her sense of family and emmy actually uh helped her brothers put together this lovely unveiling
09:46today i just know that your mother is she's looking down and she's smiling and she's she's proud she's proud
09:55of you
09:57so emmeline talia shapiro i just wanted to say in front of those closest to us
10:04that i i see you and i love you and um oh man i uh i have something for you
10:14it's a little something
10:42sad ain't bad
10:45because it ain't it's a t-shirt i know it's a t-shirt
10:54to emmy everyone to emmy raise the glass
10:57to emmy
10:58to emmy
10:59to emmy
11:01mia's pregnant
11:06what are you all doing
11:08my mom is dead someone do something please do something
11:30can you read to me
11:32can't sleep but i don't want to hold my phone
11:39three dead in dawn valley shootout
11:43i ran over my girlfriend's dog with purpose am i the asshole
11:50okay thank you
11:51that's a valid question
11:52good night
11:57wait
11:57hey
11:58hey
12:00what
12:02do you want me to go down on you
12:06um
12:08why don't i do you
12:09no no no no
12:10no no no no
12:11i'm gonna do you
12:12no no i feel like it's better if i'm
12:14i'm already i'm already down here
12:16let me
12:17you
12:18oh
12:19you
12:19just
12:20let me
12:21let me
12:27hold this
12:47you know what
12:49can you just like
12:50lie on top of me
12:51so i can't breathe
12:57oh
12:58oh
12:58okay
12:59okay
13:03oh
13:05oh
13:07harder
13:07yeah
13:09oh
13:09oh just like that
13:11oh that's good
13:12yeah
13:12oh that's very good
13:14yeah
13:15yeah
13:15okay
13:18oh
13:19oh
13:20so uh
13:22mía's pregnant again
13:24uh-huh
13:25yeah
13:26hmm
13:28and uh
13:30i was thinking maybe it would be healing
13:35for us to have a baby
13:38what
13:39no
13:40what
13:41a baby
13:45don't you think we should get married first
13:47do you want to get married
13:48no
13:48okay
13:49well that was fast
13:50i do
13:51eventually
13:52i just
13:53i need to be more
13:54settled
13:55we have a
13:56great house
13:57we have great jobs
13:58we have
13:59decent cable
14:00what's not settled
14:01me
14:01i'm not settled
14:03how are you not settled
14:10okay
14:12it's been three years
14:13i just thought
14:15with the unveiling
14:16the
14:16you know
14:20okay
14:22how much longer do you think you need
14:23how long do i need to grieve my mom
14:26approximately
14:27you know just ballpark it
14:28blue sky
14:30a month
14:32a month
14:35yeah
14:35a month
14:36okay so you're gonna be done grieving your mother
14:39you're gonna
14:40uh
14:40be ready to get married
14:41and
14:42we'll talk about
14:43starting a family
14:44in a month
14:47yeah
14:4930 days
14:5231
14:52days
14:58do i
15:01then i will see you
15:02and you
15:04in a month
15:09love you
15:10goodnight
15:12goodnight
15:12i love you
15:26okay
15:27okay
15:49Mom?
15:53Am I okay?
16:05Do you think I'm okay?
16:24Keeps me dancing all night
16:33Boogie, boogie
16:36Dancing shoes
16:40Makes me queen for the night
16:49Goodnight
16:50Goodnight
17:03Boogie, boogie, boogie
17:05Dancing shoes
17:06Keep me dancing all night
17:10Boogie, boogie, boogie
17:12Dancing shoes
17:14Make me queen for the night
17:16Boogie, boogie, boogie
17:19Dance shoes
17:20Keep me dancing all night
17:24Boogie, boogie, boogie
17:26Dancing shoes
17:28Make me queen for the night
17:30Boogie, boogie, boogie
17:35Moogie, boogie
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