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Resident Alien - Season 4 - Episode 10: The End Is Here
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00:04You
00:10Previously on resident alien. We're right about Ethan. He's not an alien. You didn't kill him. Of course not
00:16I got kicked off the team. I lost my scholarship, and I had to come here at this point. It's
00:22just easier to quit skiing
00:24Harry
00:25Isn't baby
00:26They know. We know. We figured it out. When the hungry man did babies hatch, their food will have to
00:31be
00:32Us. Do not shoot the eggs act the babies will scatter. There's one
00:38Well, Debbie, you finally saw Neil. I don't ever want to hear the word alien again. I need to leave
00:44here. I'm sorry
00:46Don't be. I do not belong here anymore. I need to be with Heather. We're leaving
00:53They're here
01:02We talked about this
01:05Aliens aren't real. Look, just please come home. He ruins my life mom. I have to fix this
01:13It's the only way I can get back on track honey. I'm worried about you. You have nothing to worry
01:18about. I promise
01:18I just mom it's okay. I'll be home soon. You'll see this is the best thing
01:49But I need ten apple pies and ten cherry pies
01:52I need ten apple pies and ten cherry pies
01:54Make it eight apple and eleven cherry
01:58One hundred of each
02:00You've seen my kitchen, right?
02:02I'll grab you two of each
02:04I am traveling a trillion miles to go live with my Heather
02:06I need road snacks
02:08I also do not know if her planet has a pie shop. Well, maybe you should call Heather and ask
02:13her
02:13No, I want to surprise her. Oh great idea women love surprises
02:18Hmm. No, I'm kidding. We don't you do not know my Heather
02:25Thanks uncle. Oh when you see Asta tell her I may have the name of a doctor to replace Harry
02:30What replace me why you're leaving?
02:35We need a new doctor at the clinic
02:37No, I don't that sounds like a horrible idea. I do not want to be replaced
02:42This is what happens when you leave life goes on for everyone else who stays
02:46That's right the town will find a new doctor
02:50Somebody else will eat my pies and someone else will live in your cabin
02:56No, that's my cabin. I will burn it down before I let anyone else live there
03:01All right
03:05Bullshit
03:09That's how my son reacted when we changed preschools
03:12I had the craziest dream and I couldn't go back to sleep
03:15Jay was there and she was pissed for some reason
03:20Oh and Judy had a wagon full of books and there was this spaceship from Harry's planet
03:25And it crash landed on that highway that goes through the pass
03:29What did we eat last night?
03:31Some food we cooked at some point that we found wrapped in something somewhere in the fridge
03:37Guess you've gone to college
03:38What?
03:40My girl
03:40My girl
03:41My girl
03:42Still Colorado but I'm finally getting out of patience
03:46I need a sweatshirt will you buy one for me?
03:49Yes, I am so proud of you
03:51Oh my god
03:53This is perfect timing
04:13This is perfect timing
04:23Thank you
04:23Okay
04:23I can do whatever I want
04:24No schedule
04:25Oh god
04:26Just be free
04:28Maybe I'll change my name to Stacy and get a job as a barista
04:31I like Stacy for you
04:32Thank you
04:33Yeah, hold on a second
04:34You're moving?
04:35Across the world?
04:37Well it was nice of you to let me know
04:39Uh
04:41I didn't know what I was gonna do
04:43But I do now
04:44And I'm not leaving for a few weeks
04:46Come on Jay
04:47You're leaving too?
04:48I'm going to college
04:50It's different
04:53I'd already researched taco trucks near the school for when you come visit
04:56Good, good, yeah, I can fly back sometimes
04:58It's not the same
05:00Now I don't know why I'm surprised
05:02I guess this is what you do
05:04You leave
05:07Jay
05:14Thank you, Butler
05:16She'll be fine
05:17She just needs time to process
05:18Oh, she doesn't seem fine
05:21Girl's got a big ol' pole up her eyes over
05:23What do you want, Judy?
05:24Wait
05:34I ran out of room in my oven for my encyclopedias, so
05:37It's a good thing you're skedaddling
05:40Anyway, did you clear out your closets yet?
05:43It's okay
05:44Just throw all your stuff on the bed
05:54Jay was angry in your dream
05:57And Judy had books
05:59In a wagon
06:00What's the part again about the aliens and the spaceship crashing to Earth?
06:04Oh, my God
06:06Hey, ass
06:07I'm gonna need you to clean your mattress
06:10It's covered in these long, black horses
06:13It is
06:15When I left my planet, everything there continued, but I did not care
06:20It is different now
06:21I am different now
06:23If life can move on without me when I leave patients
06:26Did I even exist at all?
06:29I had a dream last night, and everything in it is coming true
06:33I think an alien from your planet crashed here
06:36Yeah, two years ago
06:38It is me, try and keep up
06:40More recently, like last night
06:42What the hell is going on?
06:44Can I see the future now?
06:47Oh, why don't you sit down?
06:49Let me take a look here
06:50Uh-oh, yeah
06:52What?
06:53Um, okay
06:55Yep
06:56You are experiencing some residual poison from the mantid
07:00It's in your system
07:01It's astral projecting you
07:03So you are seeing into different timelines
07:06It's okay, it's gonna fade
07:08Also, your left eye is about 12 to 13% more attractive than your right eye
07:13Stop touching me?
07:16Why would someone from your planet come here?
07:19I do not know
07:20I cannot be good
07:22My people are not that drop in and say hiya
07:25I want to see Heather and my bird babies
07:28But if I can stay and stop this threat
07:31I can prove to these people that I am not replaceable
07:34Hmm
07:34I am supposed to leave to see my family
07:37But instead, I will stay here
07:40And I will save humanity again
07:44Like a hero
07:47How long do pies keep before they go bad?
07:55What the hell is this?
07:58Should we turn around?
07:59No
08:00Military presence confirms the dream you had
08:04We are close to the crash site
08:05Why didn't your dream tell me to pee before we left?
08:08Hey, I know that guy
08:10Hey!
08:12Hey!
08:13Hey!
08:15Stank!
08:17Stinky!
08:19You're going to have to turn the truck around?
08:20You've got a gas leak up here
08:22Stank!
08:23Frank!
08:24What?
08:25It's Harry the alien!
08:26I worked at Farmington 5
08:27He used to guard the general
08:28She yelled at you for wearing too much cologne
08:30And then those assholes started calling you Stank
08:33Not me
08:34Harry!
08:35What the hell are you doing here?
08:37What the hell are you doing here?
08:37Well, I'm just cruising with my bays
08:40This is going to be cliché for me to say this to you
08:43But...
08:44Take me to your leader
08:50Oh, Bella's in a good mood
08:52Yeah
08:53I think that she's excited to see her grandparents
08:57Aren't you?
08:57Wait, uh...
08:59What?
09:00Oh, well, I just talked to my parents
09:02And they're so excited about their new granddaughter
09:04That they're going to come for a visit
09:06Yeah, we talked about this though, hun
09:07We weren't going to tell our parents yet
09:09About our new baby?
09:11Come on, honey
09:11My parents are just so critical about everything
09:14You know?
09:16Why'd you name her Bella?
09:17Wish you had another boy
09:18Why'd you marry that one?
09:21I'm sorry, that one?
09:22Yeah, I told you that
09:23Remember the whole conversation about the dress is like a hooker thing?
09:28Nope, didn't know that
09:33Maybe I told that to my sister
09:38Sir?
09:40I've been thinking a lot about it
09:42And I really think we need to arrest Dr. Vander Spiegel
09:45Why would we do that?
09:47And why you look so tired?
09:49Because he's a murderer
09:51And I don't think you're really supposed to tell women they look tired
09:54Why not?
09:54You can tell me if I look tired
09:56Of course, you'd be lying
09:57Because I don't get tired
09:58I'm nocturnal and day-turnal
10:00The real word is diurnal
10:01But I changed it because diurnal sounds like where Germans piss
10:06Anyway, I was up all night thinking about it
10:09Alien Harry murdered human Harry
10:11We have to do something
10:12Dr. V is an alien
10:14He's like one of those monkeys in Bali
10:16That goes around groping women and stealing hand fruit
10:19Okay, how's it that people are going to be okay with that
10:21But they're not going to be okay with an alien alien
10:24Murder is still murder
10:25Look, is this about you almost being dessert at the
10:28Mantid baby buffet?
10:29Those things tried to kill me
10:32Me
10:34And I was the biggest alien supporter
10:37It's not fair
10:40Oh, and I don't think the women groped by monkeys were okay with it
10:44Just my two cents
10:51The security perimeter has been established all around this area
10:55That ship, it did not crash
10:58It was intentionally shot down
11:00What?
11:02You're playing solid here
11:04Well, I got the information a few minutes ago
11:11How did you access our systems?
11:13I have an alien brain
11:15There isn't any encryption I cannot get past
11:18He used his old password
11:20We forgot to change it
11:22Monkey diaper!
11:24We need to speak to you in private
11:26That's okay
11:28We know everything
11:29Yes, and if you kill us
11:32I have 70 pages of handwritten documents
11:35Photographs and other proof of alien existence in a box in my lawyer's safe
11:38Which will get sent to every newspaper in the country
11:40Oh, you do not?
11:41No, I do not
11:42This alien that we shot down is from your planet
11:45Are you working with them?
11:46No!
11:47Then how did you know they were here?
11:49Asta had a dream
11:51We found this
11:53In a field about a hundred yards away
11:56Shit, is that-
11:57Yes
11:58They're here to kill everyone on Earth
12:01I had a similar device when I wanted to murder everyone
12:04I prefer the old design
12:06Okay
12:06Whoever was flying that ship is still out there
12:09You wanna prove you're not working with them?
12:12Find them and kill them
12:13And be careful
12:15This alien being could be anywhere by now
12:18And is obviously incredibly dangerous
12:21Oh no
12:23Not this again
12:25What's wrong?
12:44Oh
12:44Everything okay, sir?
12:46Okay, I'll be back in a second
12:52Oh
12:54Hello, Harry
12:56That's your Earth name, right?
12:58You are very sloppy at your people killing plans
13:01I have a friend who can see through our energy field
13:05He told me, alien over at the cafe looks like a dickhead
13:10Here you are
13:11Yeah, that kid who pointed at me in the street
13:14Hmm
13:14I had just been at the clinic looking for you
13:17They offered me your old job as town doctor
13:21Isn't that funny?
13:22Son of a bitch
13:23Hey
13:24You've been here a while
13:25Where do I find Tellurium?
13:27I lost my device in the crash and I have to build a new one
13:30And build a ship so I can drop the device and kill everyone
13:33There's a lot to do
13:35And this pie thing is great
13:37You should try some
13:38It's too bad for you that the greys are in charge of the Earth
13:42They will not let you kill anyone
13:44And pie was my thing before it was ever yours
13:47No, the greys lost control of the planet
13:50Apparently you messed up their Yellowstone project
13:52And they couldn't secure the loan
13:54Our people got it back
13:55Well, it doesn't matter because there is no Tellurium on Earth
13:59So you can't kill everyone
14:01I happen to know there is Tellurium on Earth
14:03Because I know more than you do
14:05If that were true then you would know that they do not call it Tellurium on Earth
14:09They call it...
14:11Ballsack
14:12Fine, then I will find the ball sack
14:18And what will you do when you find it?
14:20I'm glad you asked
14:22I am going to use the ball sack
14:25To kill everyone on Earth
14:30I... not...
14:31That is an Earth laugh, why are you laughing?
14:33It was not an Earth laugh, that was a cough
14:34You make a very bad doctor because you do not know anything
14:37I know that humans are destroying the planet and they have no redeeming qualities
14:42Except maybe this pie
14:43That is not true
14:45Humans are not what we thought they were
14:48They have the ability to learn and change
14:50They are special
14:54You will see
14:56Yes
14:58I will see them die
15:00And I don't need your help
15:02I've got all the time in the world
15:04And I won't quit
15:06Until I have that sweet, sweet ball sack in my hands
15:12Here, drinking water helps a cough
15:14Mmm
15:16Welcome back to patience, Dr. Ethan
15:17I heard you are going to be Harry's replacement
15:22I am going to kill him so much
15:32Okay, everybody, keep it down, keep it quiet
15:35We've got to bring this meeting to order
15:37And prove to you that I am not replaceable
15:41I have some important news for everyone
15:43You are in danger, and you are facing certain death
15:47An alien has come to Earth
15:49And is planning to kill everyone
15:52Oh, yeah, we know
15:54Asta told us in the kitchen
15:55What? That was my announcement to make
15:58Sorry, but it seemed important
16:01I have other news
16:02Even bigger
16:03The alien looks like Dr. Ethan
16:05Son of a bitch!
16:06We've been here ten minutes
16:08The real Dr. Ethan died in the crash
16:10It was tragic
16:11Probably my fault
16:13A little bit, he was always in love with me
16:15And he's probably on his way here to find me
16:18Well, the important news is that you need me and I'm here
16:22So, it's not a problem
16:25Then why did you tell us?
16:27Because he needs our help
16:28Oh
16:29You know what? I'm in
16:30Yeah, me too
16:32Point me at that little tinfoil wearing son of a bitch
16:34I'll stick his ray gun straight up his ass
16:36The sheriff really likes to watch those 1950s sci-fi movies
16:40I do not need your help, you need my help
16:43Well, that's a mistake, Doc
16:44See, the deputy and I, we're trained for this
16:47No, you and the deputy are trained to give out parking tickets
16:50Which I rip up
16:52You are no match for an alien with alien powers
16:55The last time these two came after me
16:57I just ran away from their dumb bullets
16:59Go under arrest for the murder of Sam Hodges
17:01And then wipe the whole memory of the thing from their brains in ten seconds
17:05Oh my god, that was the missing time
17:08You were the alien in front of me
17:11Well, your little alien mind trick didn't work on me
17:15I didn't have it in missing time
17:16That's because I put a fake memory in your tiny brain
17:19Do you remember when you went fishing with your Dan?
17:21It wasn't fake
17:22We went fly fishing in the Los Binos
17:25I caught a ten inch trout
17:31What the hell?
17:33Turn around, you're under arrest for the murder of the real Harry van der Spiegel
17:36What?
17:37Deputy, cuff him
17:39Gladly, up against the wall, perp
17:41Come on, you can't arrest him
17:44You killed someone to get that body?
17:46Well, how do you think he got it?
17:48I don't know, he's an alien
17:49Mike, this is stupid
17:51We need Harry to kill the alien
17:55Yes, and you can't arrest Harry because there's no jail that will hold him
18:00This is some bull
18:03Shit, this is some bullshit
18:05This is some bullshit, I mean you can't leave it hanging
18:07You can't go around meddling with people's heads
18:11Fishing with my dad that day
18:13It's like the best memory I had
18:15And now you're telling me that it was all fake?
18:17That's the worst thing anybody's ever done to me in my whole life
18:20Hey, did I mention that I was going to save you all?
18:24Yay Harry!
18:25I'm not going to yay Harry
18:27I'm going to hate Harry
18:29I never want to see your face again
18:31And I wish your alien ass had never come to patience
18:34Well, if you don't want my help, fine
18:37Then you can just kill the alien yourself
18:42Harry?
18:44Harry!
18:57Great job, Sheriff
18:58The one chance we had to deal with that new alien just walked out the door
19:01To hell with him, we can kill this alien ourselves, we don't need Harry's help
19:04We don't? We have no idea what this new alien is capable of
19:08You know whose fault this really is?
19:10Asta
19:11You blame Asta for this, we're going to have a problem
19:13Asta knew he was an alien all along
19:15And if she would have told us the truth back then, I could have killed him the second he got
19:18here
19:18And then I wouldn't have had aliens putting fake fishing trips in my head
19:21Well, maybe if you took your dad fishing more often, he wouldn't have had to plant him
19:26Do you want to go?
19:28Oh, I would love to go
19:30Okay, hold on
19:31I have all night
19:32Now I'm on duty
19:33What are you going to do with it?
19:35What is it then?
19:36What is going to do with it?
19:37I would love to know
19:37If you're not using that gun I could borrow to blow my brains out
19:40I don't know what I'm going to do with you
19:42Hey, stop fighting!
19:44Nobody wishes that they had killed Harry when he first got to patience
19:49I do
19:51No, you don't
19:52He tried to kill Max
19:53But he didn't
19:54And if you had killed Harry when he first got here, we would never have gotten our baby back
20:02Darcy saved her
20:04But it was Harry who put his soul on the line to get her back from the grey aliens
20:09She's right
20:11Without Harry, the greys would still have her
20:15I can't even think about that
20:17It's not just Bella
20:18If Harry hadn't come to Earth, Asta wouldn't have a relationship with Jay
20:22And the greys would still be taking us
20:25And we'd have no idea it was even happening
20:28I'm lucky that Dr. Van Der Spiegel came here
20:30What the hell are you talking about? You're the one who said you hate aliens
20:33I know, but he did save me from being eaten by baby mantids
20:39Harry kind of saved me too
20:42A while ago, he did his blunt honesty thing and it was what I needed to hear right then
20:50Without him, I don't even know if I'd still be here
20:52You know what? Stop it
20:55All of you need to stop it
20:56I don't want to hear this shit
20:57I don't want to hear you talk about how Harry made your life better
21:00Because guess what?
21:02He made my life worse
21:06And I'm not about to forgive him for that
21:25And I made my life worse
21:28You were the one who said you had a life of a baby
21:40You were the one who said you were the one who said you should be
21:46My little Jay, happy first birthday
21:49A year ago, it was the happiest day of my life
21:52And today, knowing you're happy and taking care of me
21:54of is the second. She started kindergarten this year. When I was eight, I got my first bike.
22:00Are you riding one yet? I'm seeing the number 11 everywhere today. Maybe that means I made a cake
22:06and I made the same wish I wish every year. Someday you'll know me, that I will exist in your
22:11heart
22:11because there is nobody in this world who is stronger than mine.
22:23What are you doing? The sheriff hates me. It does not feel good to know that he thinks
22:29I ruined his life. So you're looking for something to numb your pain? No, I'm looking for something
22:33to kill him with. This will work. That's your answer? I do not like knowing someone hates me.
22:40I should also kill the woman at the market who yelled at me for sampling the nuts. You're not
22:45killing anyone, especially not with baby aspirin. I do not know what to do.
22:52Even after I kill alien Ethan, I will not want to leave knowing that someone thinks I made their
22:57life worse. I actually understand that. It's a very human feeling. I am alien now. But you're still
23:04human too. The whole point of being here on earth is to learn and grow and to try and better
23:11the lives
23:11of everyone around you. Which I know is what you were doing when you gave Mike that memory.
23:15But it didn't work. So now I can kill him.
23:20I know. I know. Your big alien brain can come up with something better than that.
23:35Jay. I'm so sorry. I know. I should have given you more notice. I know. I just...
23:45Hey. Are you okay? I love you. I'll miss you.
24:08What are you doing? Is that ammo? Damn right it's ammo. Alien Dr. B texted me and said he wants
24:14to
24:14meet up. I'm not taking any chances. You ruined my relationship with my father. We never fish anymore.
24:22You never really fished before. Yeah, but if Harry hadn't put that memory in my head of us fishing
24:27that day, I would have asked my father to fish by now. Alien wants to talk, I'm ready to talk.
24:46You got something for me, Alien? I got something for your ass, too.
25:03Dan? What the hell are you doing here? Dr. van der Spiegel asked me to meet him fishing
25:07and to bring a rod for him. What are you doing here?
25:18Uh... Huh. I don't think the doctor's gonna show up. And you gotta run back to work, probably.
25:31Actually, you know what? I got all the time in the world.
25:37Well, that lure's all set. Toss it out there. Let's see what you got.
25:42This one here? Yeah, that one. Okay.
25:47All right, now remember what I told you.
25:52Whoa! Oh, look at that. That's beautiful, beautiful.
25:56Hey. Yes, sir.
26:12Hi, Sam.
26:15Sorry I'm a few days late.
26:18Things around here have been...
26:20kind of crazy.
26:25Also, um, I may not be back for a while.
26:30Hey.
26:31Oh, hey. We were just talking. I mean, I was talking. Sam's a great listener.
26:38Were you telling him about your big move to Amsterdam?
26:41It's so exciting.
26:44I don't know. I was excited about Amsterdam, and then I got this random email from an NGO
26:50that needs nurses to do humanitarian work, and so that sounds exciting, too.
26:56I feel like I'm at a fork in the road, and the fork is just a million different streets, and
27:00I have to pick one.
27:04You know, after everything we've been through and seeing that the world is so much bigger than we thought,
27:13why do any of us have to pick just one?
27:19Yeah.
27:21Hmm.
27:31Oh, Jesus.
27:33What happened to the anonymous part of AA?
27:36AA is anonymous. Your Instagram feed isn't.
27:39I came to tell you not to give up skiing.
27:42Oh, so you came to lecture me?
27:44You don't know shit about me.
27:45I know more about you than you can imagine.
27:48I'm you from the future.
27:51Look, a while ago, I was in trouble.
27:55And my life was changed by somebody who didn't care about me.
28:01Except for one moment when he did.
28:04And he saved me.
28:06Maybe I'm not that person for you, but maybe I am.
28:10You don't need ski school to ski.
28:14I got kicked out of two of them before I went to the Olympics.
28:17You can't get into one, hire a private tutor.
28:20Like I did.
28:21But if you want to ski, ski.
28:25And stop making excuses for your life.
28:30Here.
28:31What's my number?
28:33Do what you want with it.
28:37Oh, and by the way, I watched your videos.
28:40You need to be more patient on the bumps.
28:42You're bringing your knees up too early.
28:57Go ahead.
28:58Thanks.
29:06What would you think if I left teaching?
29:09The, uh, student evaluations come out?
29:12No.
29:14Who cares?
29:15They're all liars anyway.
29:18I'm thinking about getting back into law full time.
29:22I've always wanted to fight for people who couldn't fight for themselves.
29:26Getting back into law is perfect for you.
29:28I know.
29:28And you're, you're a born fighter.
29:30If you weren't, we wouldn't have our baby.
29:32Exactly.
29:33There's, there's this whole part of myself that I pushed aside.
29:38But everything that's happened reminds me that, that I'm alive.
29:43And if I can make space for that, then I'll have more for you and Max and Bella and,
29:49I won't be living in survival mode.
29:51You know what I mean?
29:52Living in survival mode?
29:53Yeah, it's my hometown.
29:55Well, you spent your whole life not knowing you were being abducted by aliens.
30:00I just, I always blamed my parents for me being the way I am.
30:05It wasn't their fault.
30:07It was the aliens.
30:09They, you know, they took everything from me.
30:11No, think about it another way.
30:14Alien abductions made you who you are.
30:17Strange.
30:19Weirdo.
30:19I mean, I can say it.
30:22You are my weirdo.
30:24I'm so lucky that I found you.
30:27I'm lucky I found you too.
30:37Hey.
30:38Who?
30:39Is that the alien cookie girl we tried to do?
30:43Holy shit.
30:48Hey.
30:49I'm not supposed to talk to you anymore.
30:51Oh, you're goddamn right you're not.
30:53And guess what?
30:54I'm not afraid of you or any of your little alien friends anymore.
30:58So if you go near my family again, I will kill you.
31:02And I can do it.
31:04I'm the mayor.
31:05I am the mayor of this town and I will kill all of you.
31:14Those other girls aren't with me.
31:16Shit.
31:18Grab some cookies.
31:18Please.
31:34Excuse me.
31:36Oh!
31:38No!
31:39No!
31:40No!
31:41No!
31:42No!
31:43No!
31:56What the hell's going on here?
31:59Who the hell are you?
32:00We're sorry about all this.
32:02It's just the way we had to do it.
32:04I'm David Logan, and this is Major Hill.
32:07I'm in charge of Western oversight of NEP, non-earthly phenomenon.
32:12We've heard a lot about you.
32:14We could use your help.
32:15You want me to work for the government?
32:17No, that's not going to happen.
32:19We're not exactly the government.
32:22We helped Peter Bach find his son,
32:24and he told us about you tracking and killing the mantid alien.
32:28You'll fit right in here.
32:30No way. I'm out.
32:32You'll keep her job, and you'll be issued specialized weaponry no one else has.
32:35I'm in.
32:38But under one condition.
32:45What the hell?
32:48Sorry, Deputy.
32:49It's the only way we can do this.
32:51I need a partner.
32:53I joined the Men in Black.
32:55Uh, that's not what it's called.
32:56What?
32:58No.
32:59I'm not doing that.
33:00Sorry, Deputy.
33:01You have no choice.
33:02You've seen our faces.
33:03If you don't join, we're going to have to kill you.
33:05We don't do that.
33:06She's seen too much.
33:07No, she hasn't.
33:08Please stop advocating for them to kill me.
33:12I'll think about it.
33:14Jeez.
33:15Take your time.
33:16You got ten seconds.
33:22Okay.
33:24I'll agree to do it,
33:26but only if I get to see all the government files on fairies.
33:30You don't have clearance to see those.
33:33Now I don't need to,
33:35because you just told me they exist.
33:40I'm in.
33:41Well played, Deputy.
33:43Or should I say,
33:45Agent Deputy.
33:48Hmm.
33:58Hey.
34:00What are you doing here?
34:01I thought you were dealing with the alien problem thing.
34:03I am.
34:04He is coming here.
34:06You two will get him drunk,
34:07and then I will take him out back,
34:09and I will reach down his throat and pull out his stun.
34:12What?
34:13Or his lungs.
34:14Chip away my handles.
34:17Oh, he's here.
34:18Hey, hey.
34:19Look who it is.
34:20It's Ethan.
34:27Ha, ha, ha.
34:28That's great.
34:29Let's have more.
34:49Hey.
34:49You want to sit with your friends?
34:51You can have my seat.
34:52Really?
34:53Yeah.
34:54Okay.
34:58Why did he do that for me?
35:00It feels warm.
35:04It feels good.
35:06I experienced the same feelings when I first arrived on Earth.
35:11Fear, loss, love.
35:14He is feeling human emotions for the first time.
35:17I think there are things happening with my body.
35:21Yes, that warm feeling in your body is what humans feel.
35:26It is called love and kindness.
35:31I don't think so.
35:33I think I'm just getting used to this body.
35:35It'll go away.
35:36No, it will not.
35:40He, um, he's, he's from your planet,
35:43so he's going to become more human like you, right?
35:47Yes.
35:47Hey, Redwyn, can I use your, uh, music phone?
35:52No.
36:04Let's go to the beach
36:05Eat, let's go get a wave
36:06They say what they gonna say
36:08Have a drink, clink
36:09Found a Bud Light
36:10Bad bitches like me
36:11It's hard to come by
36:12The Patron, oh
36:13Let's go get it down
36:14The zone, oh
36:15Yes, I'm on the zone
36:16Is it two, three
36:17Leave a good tip
36:18I'm gonna blow all of my money
36:19And don't get too shit
36:19I'm on the floor, floor
36:21I love to dance
36:23I'll give me more, more
36:25I do not have to kill this alien
36:28By the time he fixes his device
36:30And builds a ship
36:31It will be too late
36:32He will already be too human
36:34To want to kill everyone
36:36Starships, we're going to fly
36:39Hands up and touch the sky
36:43Let's go to the sun, let's go
36:47Hands up, we're higher than a mother
36:51And if I killed him
36:52I would be killing the humanity
36:53That is growing inside of him
36:55How could I ever take that gift
36:57Away from someone
37:03We're higher than a mother
37:07Starships, we're meant to fly
37:10Hands up and touch the sky
37:14Can't stop, cause we're so high
37:18Let's do this one more time
37:24That is so true
37:25I hate ballet
37:27It's so...
37:28I know, right?
37:30You ever listen to jazz?
37:31It makes me so carsick
37:33So that's it?
37:34The alien won't be a problem
37:36He's already more human than Harry was when he got here
37:38By the end of the night, he was buying everybody drinks
37:41So, also more generous than Harry
37:44Love and kindness are powerful things
37:46Who knows how many aliens landed here before Harry
37:50Planning to do bad things, then spared our lives
37:53Well, I've got a good thing to share
37:56I'm not moving to Amsterdam
37:58What?
37:59You're not leaving?
38:00Do you remember that hurricane that was in Louisiana?
38:03Um, there's this NGO called RNS
38:06And they need nurses
38:09Wow
38:10So, I leave in three days
38:13And then, who knows what's after that?
38:15So excited for you
38:18Well, I'm not excited for you to leave
38:20And I'm definitely not excited to say good-
38:26Goodbye
38:26Yay
38:28Here we go again
38:29Jesus
38:30I'm so happy you're still working in medicine
38:32And don't worry, Darce
38:34We youths
38:35We don't say goodbye
38:36We say
38:39That means
38:40See you sometime
38:42Yeah
38:48I do not want to zip it up
38:53When I do
38:53Then I have to leave
38:57We will be apart
38:59It's hard for me, too
39:07But I have to remember
39:08Love doesn't work that way
39:09If you love someone
39:11You're never really apart
39:13They're a part of you
39:14And you're a part of them
39:15And they can never leave you
39:18That sucks
39:19It is so much better to be together
39:21I promise
39:22Life won't move on
39:24Like you were never here
39:25Even if it seems like it will
39:29You
39:29You were in our lives
39:33And there's nothing that can change that
39:37I made a lot of mistakes
39:40You also helped a lot of people in this town
39:44They do not care about me
39:47But
39:49I know
39:50The important thing is
39:52I tried to help people
39:58After I killed some other people
40:02That is the correct order
40:04Well
40:06You did your best
40:09Earth is better now
40:10Than when you got here
40:15We all are
40:46Wait
41:00It is true that helping others
41:03Is the most important thing
41:04Humans can do
41:07Maybe saying thank you
41:08Is the second most important
41:09Is the second most important
41:10Is the second most important
41:41I thought you said
41:42That you hid your ship here
41:43I did
42:06It is the Dr. Ethan ship
42:09I got it from the government
42:10And prepared it mostly duct tape
42:14It will get me to Heather's
42:17Son of a bitch
42:20It will get me close
42:28Goodbye my friend
42:30I will miss you
42:31It is up to you two now
42:33To protect Earth
42:36Miss 12-3 said the alien
42:38Is turning to human
42:39So it is safe right
42:41It is about 50-50
42:43Here
42:44If you need me
42:47Down I am first
42:49Roaming charges apply
42:52Bye
43:00Bye
43:00It is an interesting thing about life
43:05What really connects humans
43:07To each other
43:08Is nothing more than
43:09Simple acts of kindness
43:14I miss you
43:16Bye
43:16I love you
43:17Bye
43:17Bye
43:23Bye
43:23Bye
43:23Bye
43:24Bye
43:24Bye
43:26Bye
43:27Bye
43:27Bye
43:27Bye
43:40Yeah.
44:06Humans think they need love from others to be happy.
44:09They do not realize they already have all the love they will ever need inside of them.
44:17Maybe the real magic happens when you give that love away.
44:23Sorry to pull you from work.
44:25I gotta be in Louisiana in two days.
44:27I'm going to stop by that restaurant in Texas shaped like a bagel.
44:32So, this is it.
44:39Hey, remember when you moved to Vermont for ski school?
44:42Can you believe that?
44:43That was like 20 years ago.
44:44And Mr. Harley gave us that nickname because we were attached at the hip.
44:48Mm-hmm.
44:49Dasta.
44:50Dasta.
44:51Dasta.
44:54I made you that cool beaded bracelet, too.
44:57Do you remember that?
44:58Oh, yeah.
44:59I gave it to you right before you left because I didn't want you to forget me.
45:09Here you go.
45:23It's okay.
45:25I'll be okay.
45:38I'll see you sometime.
45:43See you sometime.
45:59Love is but a song we sing
46:04Feels the way we die
46:23I do not think I was the first alien being to come to earth and be affected by this humanity.
46:34Come on, people now
46:36Smile on your brother
46:38Everybody get together
46:40Try to love one another right now
46:43And I clearly will not be the last
46:45But it will not matter as long as humans continue to be good
46:49Their love will spread to whoever comes
46:53Like turning on a light in the darkness
46:56The love you leave behind will last much longer than you will
47:00I can't
47:01Come on, people now
47:03Smile on your brother
47:05Everybody get together
47:07Try to love one another right now
47:10Which is good
47:11Because nobody wants to be forgotten
47:13Right now
47:15Right now
47:17Right now
47:24Right now
47:38Come on, people now
47:40Smile on your brother
47:42Everybody get together
47:43Come together, try to love one another right now.
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