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مسلسل House مترجم - Episode 3
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00:04I didn't sleep well last night and I woke up with a scratchy throat and I just don't feel so
00:08good.
00:10Uh, cough.
00:13Yeah, I'm, I'm, I have a bit of an upset stomach too and I think I'm running a fever.
00:17I'm just worried I might be contagious.
00:23Inventory.
00:24Tomorrow, you know, I'm sure I'll be feeling better by then.
00:28Thanks, Mr. Anabi.
00:33I cannot believe you just did that.
00:37I, I really do have a cough.
00:39Oh, so you weren't lying.
00:41You'd be curled up in bed with a bowl of chicken soup.
00:46Mmm, even if you didn't have a horny girl in your bed.
00:49Yes, because I really do, hey, I really do have a cough.
00:54You also have a little rash.
01:00Um, I, I'm not sure we should be kissing.
01:03Oh, that's okay.
01:05Because I have almost no interest in kissing you.
01:07Perfect.
01:08Good.
01:17Good.
01:18Eat.
01:28Oh, god.
01:31Oh, god.
01:53Brandon.
01:58Brandon.
02:02I know, I'm good, but come on.
02:06Brandon!
02:10Brandon!
02:12Brandon!
02:14Brandon!
02:16Brandon!
02:32Brandon!
02:51Any additional RM. Surgical.
02:53Any additional RM. Surgical.
03:11Why do you want me to treat this guy?
03:13Blood pressure's not responding to IV fluids.
03:15No, no, no. I didn't ask how you planned to con me into treating him.
03:18I asked you why you want me to treat him.
03:20He's sick. I care. I'm pathetic.
03:23There are about a billion sick people on the planet. Why this one?
03:26Because this one's in our emergency room.
03:28Ah, so it's a proximity issue.
03:30If somebody was sick in the third floor stairwell, that's who we'd be talking about.
03:33Yes, I checked the stairwell. It's clear.
03:36Okay, then. Emergency room guy it is.
03:39Wait. Why was that so easy?
03:41You know why.
03:44Blood pressure's not responding to IV fluids?
03:46Yeah.
03:49That's just weird.
03:53CBC was unremarkable.
03:55Dominal CT scan didn't show anything.
03:57So, people, differential diagnosis. What's wrong with her?
03:59Him.
04:00Him. Her. Does it matter?
04:01Does anyone think it's a testicular problem?
04:03No.
04:04So, Chase?
04:05Your sinia infection?
04:06No, you wouldn't get the rash or cough.
04:08What about arthritis?
04:10Accompanying vasculitis causes nerve damage.
04:12No, it wouldn't cause the blood pressure problems.
04:14Allergy?
04:14The kid's got abdominal pain.
04:16Maybe carcinoid?
04:17No, but then you wouldn't get the...
04:18Foreman, if you're going to list all the things it's not, it might be quicker to do it alphabetically.
04:23Let's see now.
04:25Obsidia. Excellent.
04:26It doesn't account for any of the symptoms.
04:28No condition accounts for all these symptoms.
04:30Oh, good.
04:31Because I thought maybe he was sick.
04:32But apparently he's not.
04:34Who wants to do up the discharge papers?
04:38Okay.
04:39Unless we control the blood pressure,
04:41he's going to start circling the drain before we can figure out what's wrong with him.
04:45Treat him for sepsis, broad-spectrum antibiotics,
04:47and I want a court stim test and an echocardiogram.
04:56You all right?
04:59Of course, them tests will tell us if your pituitary and adrenal glands are working properly.
05:04With glands, what does that mean?
05:05We have a few theories we're working on.
05:07You mean you don't know?
05:09Mindy.
05:09I'm just saying if they knew, they wouldn't be testing you.
05:11They'd be treating you.
05:12Yeah, well, that's the way it works.
05:14First you find out what it is, then we get you better.
05:27You're half an hour late.
05:28Busy case load.
05:29One case is not a load.
05:32So how are we doing on cotton swabs today?
05:34If there's an acute shortage, I could run home.
05:35No, you couldn't.
05:38Nice.
05:44Hello, sick people and their loved ones.
05:47In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chit-chat later,
05:50I'm Dr. Gregory House.
05:52You can call me Greg.
05:53I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.
05:56Short, sweet, grab-a-file.
05:57This ray of sunshine is Dr. Lisa Cuddy.
06:00Dr. Cuddy runs this whole hospital,
06:02so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you.
06:04I am a board-certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology.
06:10I'm also the only doctor currently employed at this clinic who's forced to be here against his will.
06:14That is true, isn't it?
06:15But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle
06:20of Motrin.
06:21Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this.
06:25This is Vicodin.
06:26It's mine.
06:27You can't have any.
06:28And no, I do not have a pain management problem.
06:31I have a pain problem.
06:33But who knows?
06:34Maybe I'm wrong.
06:35Maybe I'm too stoned to tell.
06:38So, who wants me?
06:43And who would rather wait for one of the other two guys?
06:49Okay, well, I'll be in exam room one if you change your mind.
06:54Jody Matthews.
06:57Please accompany Dr. House to exam room one.
07:05Dr. Chase.
07:08I'm not sure scaring your boyfriend is the best medicine for him right now.
07:11I know.
07:12I get stupid when I'm scared.
07:14Don't go rock climbing.
07:16Look, I was wondering.
07:17Before this happened, we were having sex.
07:22What?
07:22You're wondering if whatever he has, you might have gotten it?
07:26It's unlikely.
07:27I mean, we ran a complete STD panel, so...
07:29You, I'm wondering if maybe I did this to him.
07:31I was kind of rough.
07:40It was yellow.
07:43It was?
07:44It's not anymore.
07:46Oh, that's a shame.
07:47I thought that might be a problem, so I brought you this.
07:55Your mucus was pale goldenrod.
08:00Last week, yes.
08:01Should I be worried?
08:02Oh, yes.
08:03Very.
08:04Really?
08:05I thought I was okay now.
08:07And yet, here you are.
08:08What happened?
08:10Paramedics took a week to respond to your 911 call?
08:13You're not a very nice doctor, are you?
08:15And you are very bad at whatever it is you do.
08:19You don't even know me.
08:20I know.
08:20You're going to get fired.
08:22That's why you got the new glasses.
08:23That's why your teeth are sparkly white.
08:26You're getting the most of your health insurance while you still can.
08:30I might be quitting.
08:32If you were quitting, you'd have known that last week.
08:34When your snot was still pale goldenrod, you're getting fired.
08:38I just don't like being told what to do.
08:45I can get you in for a full body scan later this week.
08:50Thanks.
08:53It's got to be viral.
08:54We should start running gels and titers.
08:56Maybe we should look into the girlfriend's theory.
08:58She thinks she rode him to death.
09:02What'd you tell her?
09:03I told her 22-year-old man don't die of sex.
09:07What'd you ask her?
09:08What do you mean?
09:08I mean, I hope you got some specifics on exactly what was going on.
09:12If the girl thinks it could kill you, it's worth knowing about.
09:19Have you ever taken a life?
09:30We should stop the antibiotics.
09:32It's too soon to say they're not having an effect.
09:35They're having an effect.
09:37His BP is falling fast.
09:39There's fluid filling his lungs.
09:42His creatinine is rising.
09:50His kidneys are shutting down.
09:53Our treatment isn't making him better.
09:56It's killing him.
10:01So, we had six symptoms that didn't add up to anything.
10:05Now we've got seven.
10:06Who's excited?
10:06I don't think it complicates things.
10:08The kidney failure was caused by the antibiotics.
10:10Maybe.
10:11Typically, low blood pressure and abdominal pain means an infection.
10:15An abdominal infection causes sepsis, low blood pressure.
10:18Except we checked for abdominal infections.
10:21I know, but what if it's the other way around?
10:22What if the low blood pressure is causing the abdominal pain?
10:25Viral heart infection.
10:26The intestines aren't getting enough blood and the result is belly pain.
10:29I know it's not the standard presentation.
10:32It's a 10 million to one shot.
10:34I thought that's what we dealt with here.
10:36It explains the cardiomyopathy.
10:39Pain.
10:39The low BP.
10:41The fever.
10:44You read the book.
10:47Impressive.
10:48It's a ludicrously long shot that explains every one of those symptoms.
10:52Except for the cough and the rash.
10:54Should we just erase those?
10:55Well, anything can cause a rash.
10:59Okay.
11:01Cardiac infection.
11:03Cameron, you thought allergy?
11:09Chase, what was it?
11:10You thought carcinoid?
11:12And then there's hypothyroidism.
11:14Could be parasites.
11:21Finally, sinus infection.
11:23If you're going to list all the things it can't be, you're going to need more colors.
11:27Cameron was right.
11:29No condition explains all these symptoms.
11:32But orange and green covers everything.
11:36Orange and green?
11:38Two conditions contracted simultaneously?
11:40Occam's razor.
11:42The simplest explanation is always the best.
11:44And you think one is simpler than two?
11:46Pretty sure it is, yeah.
11:49Baby shows up.
11:51Chase tells you that two people exchanged fluids to create this being.
11:54I tell you that one stork dropped the little tie cuff in a diaper.
11:57Are you going to go with the two or the one?
11:59I think your argument is specious.
12:00I think your tie is ugly.
12:02Why is one simpler than two?
12:03It's lower, lonelier.
12:05Is it simpler?
12:07Each one of these conditions is about a thousand to one shot.
12:10That means that any two of them happening at the same time is a million to one shot.
12:13Chase says the cardiac infection is a ten million to one shot.
12:16Which makes my idea ten times better than yours.
12:20Get a calculator.
12:21Run the numbers.
12:22We'll run the tests.
12:23Tests take time.
12:23Treatment's quicker.
12:25Start the kid on unison for the sinus infection and...
12:29What was orange?
12:32Hypothyroidism.
12:32My uncle has hypothyroidism.
12:34Not like this.
12:36Intravenous levothyroxine is an artificial thyroid medication that should take care of it.
12:40Also, the nurses are going to start you on unison.
12:42It's a more targeted antibiotic.
12:44For the sinus infection?
12:45Yes.
12:45And the other stuff is for something else entirely?
12:48Bad luck, huh?
12:49Don't worry.
12:50You should be back to ditching work in no time.
12:54Brandon?
12:58Hey, Mom.
13:02Where's parents?
13:04How's he doing?
13:05Um, Brandon is...
13:07Mom, Dad.
13:10This is Mindy.
13:13I was going to bring her home for Christmas, so...
13:17We're engaged.
13:31You tell the family House's theory?
13:33Two odd conditions striking completely coincidentally at the exact same time.
13:37Didn't phrase it quite that way.
13:39They agreed to treatment?
13:40Of course they did.
13:41We're doctors.
13:41They believe in whatever we tell them.
13:43So, is that our job?
13:45House's puppets?
13:46He comes up with an insane idea.
13:48We get to pretend it's not.
13:49His insane ideas are usually right.
13:52We've been here long enough to...
13:53We've been here long enough to have Stockholm Syndrome.
13:55What, because we don't hate him?
13:57He thinks outside the box.
13:58Is that so evil?
14:00He has no idea where the box is.
14:02If you guys think he's right, go home.
14:04Relax.
14:05Let's wait for the kid to get all better.
14:07I'm going to the lab to test for viral infections.
14:21Negative for Coxsackie B virus.
14:23Seven down.
14:23About 5,000 to go.
14:26You really think we're going to come up with your mystery virus just by running gels till
14:30we guess it right?
14:32No, I think we're going to do it by standing around watching other people work.
14:37I'm waiting for the Epstein-Barr virus.
14:44She's weird, isn't she?
14:45Bad idea.
14:46What?
14:47Bad idea.
14:49You work with her.
14:49What did I say?
14:51Is weird some new ghetto euphemism for sexy, like bad is good and fat is good?
14:57Then what the hell does good make?
14:58Ghetto euphemism?
15:01You don't think she's hot?
15:04No.
15:05Wow.
15:06Well, then you're brilliant.
15:07And I am using brilliant as a euphemism.
15:09Obviously, the girl is hot.
15:11You're not talking about her aesthetics.
15:13You're talking about if I want a jumper.
15:14I don't.
15:16Brilliant.
15:23Your Epstein-Barr is ready.
15:30What are you doing?
15:31Level four.
15:32No, no.
15:33I mean, I know what you meant.
15:35We're waiting.
15:37My throat hurts.
15:38So you said.
15:40How long are we waiting?
15:41Two minutes less than when you asked me two minutes ago.
15:46Hi.
15:48Hi.
15:49I'm Dr. Cuddy.
15:50Nice to meet you.
15:52Dr. Cuddy.
15:52Thanks for the consult.
15:54His throat seems to have some condition.
15:59Say ah.
16:00Ah.
16:01Ah-ha.
16:04He has a sore throat.
16:07Of course.
16:09Yes.
16:10Why didn't I?
16:11Because he said that it hurt, and I could have deduced that,
16:14meant it was sore.
16:15I was in a board meeting.
16:16Patients come first, right?
16:17Wouldn't want to prescribe a lozenge if there was any doubt
16:19about its efficacy, huh?
16:20He once asked me why I think I'm always right.
16:22And I realized that you're right.
16:24At least I think you're right.
16:25I don't really know now, do I?
16:29Hey.
16:29I'm here.
16:30Go home.
16:31Drink some hot tea.
16:38Excellent counsel.
16:40Negative on parvovirus B19.
16:43I'm impressed.
16:45I was born to run gels.
16:47I meant about Chase.
16:49What about Chase?
16:51Well, the man has no physical interest in you.
16:54He has a completely professional relationship with you,
16:56respects you as a colleague and a doctor.
16:59And yet he can't look at you without thinking sex.
17:03Because I asked what kind of sex could kill you?
17:05You now have total control over your relationship with him.
17:09So a woman can't express her interest in sex without it being some professional power play?
17:13No.
17:14If you look the way you do, and you say what you said,
17:17you have to be aware of the effect that it's going to have on men.
17:20Men should grow up.
17:21Yeah.
17:22And dogs should stop licking themselves.
17:24It's not going to happen.
17:25What's going on?
17:27Yeah, what are you doing here?
17:28Looking for you guys.
17:29Why didn't you pay us?
17:30Because I knew you'd be here.
17:32Who told him?
17:33No one.
17:34I assume you're trying to prove my crazy two-illness theory wrong,
17:37so obviously you're going to be in the lab.
17:39You spin the urine?
17:40Not yet.
17:41Talk to me when you have.
17:50What did you find out?
17:52Kidney failure.
17:53It's acute interstitial lymphitis.
17:55I wonder if that's significant.
17:58It means the antibiotics didn't cause the kidney failure.
18:02How'd you know?
18:02Well, if you guys hadn't been so busy trying to prove me wrong,
18:05you might have checked in on the poor kid.
18:07You visited a patient?
18:09I was sitting by his bed all morning,
18:11just so he'd know someone was there for him.
18:13I looked in on him.
18:14He's much better.
18:15Ergo, the treatment's working.
18:16Ergo, me right, you wrong.
18:19Hey, I'm glad with the kid.
18:23That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
18:27It was either that or get my hair highlighted.
18:30Smugness is easier to maintain.
18:31I get that you're not a big believer
18:33in the catching flies with honey approach,
18:35but do you honestly think you'll collect a jar full
18:37by cleverly taunting them?
18:38Flies, no.
18:39Doctors, sure.
18:40If I'd said to Foreman,
18:41nice try, it was a great guess,
18:42but sorry, not this time.
18:44What do you think he'd be doing right now?
18:45I think he'd be going home
18:46not feeling like a piece of crap.
18:48Exactly.
18:49You want him to feel like a piece of crap?
18:51No, I don't want him going home.
18:56Dr. Foreman.
19:00Still have the cough.
19:01I'm feeling a lot better, though.
19:03His fever's gone.
19:04His rash is going away.
19:06I see.
19:08Is everything okay?
19:10Just ordering some tests.
19:12Absolutely nothing to work.
19:31How much longer?
19:329.30.
19:33I figure she was on the eighth hole
19:35when I paged her.
19:44I ran a TSH, T3, and T4.
19:50The patient's negative for hypothyroidism.
19:53I'm not talking about you.
19:54Well, the fact that he's getting better
19:55would indicate the unreliability of the tests.
19:58If I'm right, and it's a viral infection.
19:59One of two things always happen.
20:01The patient dies,
20:02or the patient's immune system
20:03fights off the invader.
20:05What's with her?
20:07Her leg hurts after running six miles.
20:09Who knows?
20:10Could be anything.
20:10He's getting better.
20:11That doesn't prove you're right.
20:12That just proves he's getting better.
20:15It's not two illnesses.
20:16It can't be two illnesses.
20:19I am so glad you work here.
20:22If I'm right,
20:24the antibiotics you've prescribed
20:25could box his kidneys and liver,
20:27impeding his ability to fight off the virus.
20:29To kill him.
20:30Well, that certainly would be a concern.
20:34Fifty bucks.
20:36Don't look away.
20:37Space monkeys will be all over you.
20:38You want to bet on the patient's health?
20:40You think that's bad luck?
20:41You think that God will smite him
20:43because of our insensitivity?
20:45Well, if God does,
20:47you make a quick fifty.
20:53Go check his white blood count.
20:55If he's fighting off a virus like you think,
20:56it'll be way up.
21:03Hey,
21:04Cuddy said you needed a consult.
21:05What's up?
21:06I'm busy.
21:24I was just being glib.
21:26You haven't said anything.
21:28No.
21:30Before,
21:30when I was talking about
21:32Brandon's girlfriend thinking sex could kill you,
21:34I was just making a joke
21:35because I was uncomfortable.
21:36Oh,
21:37I don't even remember what you said.
21:38I'm uncomfortable about sex.
21:41Well,
21:41we don't have to talk about this.
21:43Sex
21:44could kill you.
21:46Do you know what the human body goes through
21:47when you have sex?
21:49Pupils dilate,
21:50arteries constrict,
21:51core temperature rises,
21:52heart races,
21:53blood pressure skyrockets,
21:55respiration becomes rapid and shallow,
21:57and the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses
22:00from nowhere to nowhere
22:01and secretions spit out of every gland,
22:04and the muscles tense and spasm
22:05like you're lifting three times your body weight.
22:08It's violent,
22:09it's ugly,
22:10and it's messy.
22:12And if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun,
22:15the human race would have died out eons ago.
22:21Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm.
22:23You know that women can have an hour-long orgasm?
22:28Hey, Foreman, what's up?
22:30Hey, Foreman.
22:31Hey.
22:33White cell count is not, is it?
22:35No.
22:37We were both wrong.
22:38White cell count is down,
22:39way down and dropping.
22:42His immune system is shot.
22:43We need to get him into a clean room.
22:51Can you walk, Brandon?
22:54Yeah, a little.
22:56Okay.
22:57Because we'll need to leave the chair outside.
23:01There's April.
23:02April!
23:03Can you take the chair, please?
23:05You're welcome.
23:08I'll need to take your mask and your robe, too.
23:18You might want to block your ears for this.
23:20It's quite loud.
23:34Something's made him immunocompromised.
23:36His white blood cell count is down,
23:37which means his body can't fight off infections.
23:40If he gets sick, he'll die.
23:42Sick?
23:43How sick?
23:44If he gets a cold, he'll die.
23:58Okay.
24:00I'm going to push the needle into your hip bone
24:02and take some of them out.
24:06That's not so bad.
24:08Uh-huh.
24:10That was just the anesthetic.
24:13The core biopsy needle, it's a bit bigger.
24:18Hey, man.
24:19Take a deep breath.
24:21This is going to hurt a lot.
24:29The marrow makes the blood cells.
24:33We take a peek at it under a microscope.
24:36Maybe we find a viral infection.
24:40Maybe we find some fibrosis.
24:43Something to explain why your blood count is so low.
24:48There we go.
24:51A step closer to an answer.
24:54What if you don't find one?
24:59I can't stay here forever.
25:09The patient could have died.
25:11The one with the pulled muscle.
25:13Those symptoms are consistent
25:15with a dozen other conditions.
25:17I'm entitled to a consult.
25:19You are not getting out of clinic duty.
25:20Come on.
25:21You've got a hundred other idiot doctors
25:23in this building.
25:24You go warm and fuzzy
25:25every time they pull a toy car out of the nose.
25:27You don't need me here.
25:28No, I don't, but working with people
25:30actually makes you a better doctor.
25:32When did I sign up for that course?
25:33When did I give you the impression that I care?
25:36Working in this clinic
25:37obviously instills a deep sense of compassion.
25:40I've got your home number, right?
25:42In case anything comes up
25:43at three o'clock in the morning.
25:44It's not going to work.
25:46You know why?
25:47Because this is fun.
25:49You think of something to make me miserable.
25:51I think of something to make you miserable.
25:53It's a game, and I'm going to win
25:55because I got a head start.
25:56You are already miserable.
26:03Is this important?
26:04Uh, no.
26:05Good.
26:08What's with you and her?
26:09Don't.
26:10You have a thing for her.
26:11The only people who can get to you...
26:12No, there is not a thin line
26:13between love and hate.
26:14There is, in fact,
26:15a great wall of China
26:16with armed sentries posted
26:17every 20 feet between love and hate.
26:2036 Vicodin.
26:21Who's a patient?
26:22I am.
26:23You counted, too.
26:24Dr. Wilson is the prescribing physician.
26:26Yeah.
26:27You will lie, cheat, and steal
26:29to get what you want,
26:29but you're incapable of kissing a little ass.
26:31Well, we all have our limitations.
26:32House.
26:35Wrong bottle.
26:36Do me a favor.
26:37Take one of these,
26:38wait five minutes for it to kick in,
26:40then find Cuddy
26:41and kiss her ass.
26:44What was the kid's first symptom?
26:47You did the history
26:48of his 800 symptoms.
26:49Which one hit him first?
26:50Uh, the cough.
26:54The cough.
26:55His, his stomach.
27:05Oh, yeah.
27:07Yeah, yeah.
27:09Oh, yeah, yeah.
27:11Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:19Gout.
28:26Um, are we talking about Brandon?
28:29Gout?
28:30Uric acid crystals in the joints?
28:32His symptoms are pain, swelling, redness, stiffness.
28:36Not one of which do I see on that board.
28:38Because he doesn't have gout.
28:42Every day, cells die.
28:47We survive because the remaining cells divide and replace the losses.
28:52The colchicine, a gout medicine, blocks mitosis and stops cell division.
28:59Which will result in abdominal pain, rash, nausea, fever, kidney failure, low blood pressure and will also mess with the
29:09bone marrow.
29:09But he doesn't have gout. Why would he have gout medication?
29:12Because you guys were right.
29:13He didn't have two conditions at the exact same time.
29:16First, he got a cough.
29:17And because he's an idiot, he went to a doctor.
29:19In order to justify charging $200, that doctor felt he should actually do something.
29:23Oops.
29:24He wrote a prescription.
29:267,000 people die each year from pharmacy screw ups.
29:30Not nearly as many as die from doctor screw ups, but still not something they use in their promotional materials.
29:35The pharmacist gave him gout medicine instead of cough medicine.
29:38And the only thing it wouldn't do, he would do absolutely nothing to relieve his cough.
29:44Occam's razor.
29:46The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up.
29:50But once he checked into this hospital, he was completely in our control.
29:54Our food, our pills, our everything.
29:57So even if you're right, no more gout medication.
29:59He'd either continue to deteriorate or he would have gotten better.
30:02But he got better and then he got worse.
30:05It doesn't fit.
30:06It doesn't make sense.
30:08Okay.
30:09Two people screwed up.
30:11Not as simple as one, but...
30:23He's resting.
30:24He's...
30:25I'm Dr. House.
30:26I'm your son's physician.
30:27Oh.
30:28You're the one we haven't met yet.
30:30You're the one he hasn't met.
30:32How can you treat someone without meeting him?
30:34It's easy if you don't give a crap about him.
30:38That's a good thing.
30:40If emotions made you act rationally, well they wouldn't be called emotions, right?
30:44That's why we have this nice division of labor.
30:46You hold his hand, I get him better.
30:48If I start tucking him in at night, well that's a good thing.
30:50That's not fair to you guys.
30:51And if you start prescribing medicine, well that's not fair to me.
30:54So what I want to know is, who stepped on my side of the med?
30:58Who cared enough to get stupid enough to give him his cough medicine?
31:03When we checked in, Dr. Forman told us that...
31:05Tuesday, he's getting better.
31:06Wednesday, he's getting sick again.
31:09Somebody gave him his cough medicine Wednesday.
31:16Come on.
31:17Nobody's gonna be mad.
31:19I just want to know who tried to kill the kid.
31:27Dr. House, maybe we should...
31:29His throat was sore.
31:34Paige, Dr. Ockham.
31:35He's gonna want to hear about this.
31:37I'm sorry.
31:37He was coughing and I just wanted to help you.
31:40And she would, dear.
31:41Where are the pills?
31:42He took the last of them before he was switched into that room.
31:45They're all gone?
31:46It was just cough medicine.
31:47No, it wasn't.
31:49Where's the bottle?
31:58We need to know exactly what you put in this bottle.
32:01We think it was culture scene, a gout medication.
32:03If the prescription said cough medicine, that's what I dispensed.
32:06The family is prepared to waive liability, all right?
32:08We just need to know what it was, what dosage it was.
32:11It was cough medicine.
32:13Refill it.
32:17He's gonna be okay.
32:19You don't know that.
32:23Does Brandon like that quality in you?
32:27You're a little negative.
32:30Things don't always work out for the best.
32:32It doesn't hurt to hope they do.
32:34No.
32:35Not unless the mixed figure you can do whatever you want.
32:38Like give people cough medicine.
32:41This is cough medication.
32:43It's what Brandon was supposed to get.
32:46They're small, round, and yellow.
32:49Can you tell this man what the pills in your son's medicine bottle actually look like?
32:55They were small, round, and yellow exactly like this.
32:58Those were the pills that Brandon was taking.
33:00Hey, I'm just pharmacist, but I know what cough medicine looks like, doctor.
33:09It was so perfect.
33:11It was beautiful.
33:13Beauty often seduces us on the road to truth.
33:18And triteness kicks us in the nuts.
33:20So true.
33:22This doesn't bother you?
33:24That you were wrong.
33:25I try to work through the pain.
33:27I was not wrong.
33:28Everything I said was true.
33:30It fit.
33:31It was elegant.
33:32So reality was wrong.
33:35Reality is almost always wrong.
33:44Cough medicine did something.
33:48Aggravated the condition.
33:51It's all over the place.
33:52Must be in his blood.
33:53What if it is his blood?
33:55Lymphoma.
33:56Unless you've got something better.
33:57Well, we foolishly ruled out lymphoma because his CT scan showed no adenopathy.
34:02CBC showed a normal different smear.
34:04Bone marrow showed no...
34:05Screw the tests.
34:06Do an exploratory laparotomy and find out what's in there.
34:10He has no blood pressure, no immune system, and no kidneys.
34:13Surgery will kill him.
34:14Yeah, you're right.
34:16Let's stick with the wrong pill theory.
34:22I'll schedule him for surgery.
34:30Okay, Brandon.
34:31We're running this two through your heart and into the pulmonary arteries in your heart.
34:36Sensors will give us information we need for the exploratory surgery later this afternoon.
34:44My fingers are numb.
34:46Try not to move.
34:48We're in the right atrium.
34:50Trying to catch the flow through the tricuspid valve.
34:52I think the catheter's curling in the atrium.
34:56Got it.
34:57We're in the RV now.
35:02Ectopy.
35:03You must have irritated the heart wall.
35:04It'll calm down.
35:05You can't tolerate any cardiac arrhythmia.
35:07Pull back.
35:08He needs the surgery.
35:22Pressure's dropped.
35:24You still with us, Brandon?
35:25Hit the curtains.
35:27Via.
35:38Charging.
35:40Clear.
35:47Sinus rhythm.
35:50I got a pulse.
35:55Yeah, but no surgery today.
36:04How you doing?
36:05I'm here.
36:05I'm here.
36:06Okay.
36:07Great.
36:08I'm doing good, too.
36:10I get to knock off an hour early today.
36:12You know why?
36:14Because I kiss my boss's ass.
36:16Did you ever do that?
36:17I think she just said yes, because she wants to reinforce that behavior.
36:20Wants me to kiss a lot of other people's ass, like she wants me to kiss yours.
36:24What would you want?
36:25A doctor who holds your hand while you die, or a doctor who ignores you while you get better?
36:31I guess it would particularly suck to have a doctor who ignores you while you die.
36:36I should go.
36:37You think it's going to come out on its own?
36:44Are we talking bigger than a bread basket?
36:48Because actually, it will come out on its own.
36:50Which, for small stuff, is no problem.
36:53It's wrapped up in a nice soft package and plop.
36:55Big stuff, you're going to rip something.
36:57Which, speaking medically, is when the fun stops.
37:00How did you...?
37:01You've been here half an hour.
37:02You haven't sat down.
37:03That tells me its location.
37:05You haven't told me what it is.
37:06That tells me it's humiliating.
37:07You have a little birdie carved under your arm.
37:09That tells me you have a high tolerance for humiliation.
37:11So I figure it's not hemorrhoids.
37:18I've been a doctor 20 years.
37:19You're not going to surprise me.
37:23It's an mp3 player.
37:24There.
37:34Is it...
37:36Is it because of the size or the shape?
37:40Or is it the pounding baseline?
37:43What are we going to do?
37:48I'm going to wait.
37:50I'm going to wait.
37:50For what?
37:53Okay.
37:54It's 3 o'clock.
37:55I'm off.
37:55Did you tell Dr. Cuddy there's a patient in exam room 2 needs retention?
37:59And the RIAA wants her to check for illegal downloads.
38:03The brain is not ready for surgery.
38:05Okay.
38:05Well, let's leave it a couple of weeks.
38:07He should be feeling better by then.
38:08Oh, wait.
38:09Which way does time go?
38:10He crashed during prep.
38:11He's also experiencing pain in his fingers.
38:13I think some bug may have gotten in the clean room.
38:15I think we should double his dosage of GCSF to temporarily boost his white blood cell count.
38:20Pain in his fingers.
38:22Right.
38:32Hi again.
38:34I can't know where's he going.
38:38Hey, how you all doing?
38:41Interesting fact.
38:42Every seven years it's a whole new you.
38:44Inspiring metaphor, huh?
38:46Dr. House, this is a clean room.
38:47Yeah, I read the sign.
38:49But cells of different organs reproduce at different rates.
38:54So, you get a new kidney every three years.
38:57You get a new stomach lining every week.
38:59This is why colchicine poisoning causes all these symptoms, but not all at once.
39:03So, we went to the pharmacy.
39:05We saw the pills.
39:07Colchicine does its damage in a very specific order.
39:10First of all, there's the pain in the abdomen, the rash, the fever.
39:13Isn't that what you got first?
39:14Then, the kidneys go.
39:16Which is exactly what happened to...
39:19Brandon.
39:20Right.
39:21And it screws up your bone marrow.
39:23And then...
39:25Neuropathy.
39:26Painful tingling in the fingers and toes.
39:28What do you suppose happens after that?
39:36Hair loss.
39:38The bad news is...
39:40Your special boy is doing drugs.
39:43No, he's not.
39:44Ecstasy?
39:44No.
39:47Twice with Dan and Mike.
39:49You know what they cut that stuff with?
39:51Apparently colchicine.
39:52Unless you ingested the colchicine through your contact lens solution or skin cream or some other drug you're lying about.
39:59I don't know how it happened.
40:00I don't care how it happened.
40:01It happened.
40:02Start...
40:04Um...
40:04Brandon.
40:05Lovely, eh?
40:06Start Brandon on fab fragments and get him some Tylenol for the hair I pulled out.
40:11And get some air in here.
40:15Make a note.
40:16I should never doubt myself.
40:18I think you'll remember.
40:19You know, wouldn't it hurt you to be wrong every now and then?
40:21What, you don't care about these people?
40:28The colchicine interferes with the ability of the heart muscle to contract pumping blood, lowering your blood pressure.
40:37The antibodies we're giving you should neutralize the colchicine.
40:44Allowing your heart to beat at its normal rate.
40:48How will you know?
40:51We know now.
40:57We know now.
41:19Big weekend?
41:21It's not for me.
41:22I'm fully stocked.
41:23Cutty got you doing inventory?
41:25Nope.
41:25Try to solve that kid's case.
41:27The gout medicine OD?
41:29Yeah.
41:30The fact that I know it's a gout medicine OD would seem to indicate the case is already solved.
41:34Well, you'd be wrong.
41:36What about the fact that the kid is now, I believe, the technical term is not sick?
41:40You know how many forms of colchicine there are on the market?
41:43Stop it.
41:44Neither do I.
41:45But it's a lot.
41:46Pills, powders, liquids, IV fluids.
41:49Somewhere at a party, in his coffee, up his nose, in his ear, this kid had some.
41:53So you're not happy with your ecstasy theory?
41:55You said you used it twice.
41:57People lie.
41:57Yeah.
41:58If you're gonna lie, it's-
41:58You know what?
41:59I'm not interested.
42:00Not curious?
42:01No.
42:02Because I'm well adjusted.
42:05Right.
42:09The temperature's normal.
42:10I want cousin Sharon there.
42:12If we invite Sharon, we have to invite all the cousins.
42:15So what?
42:16My side of the family doesn't need anything.
42:22I suppose I could have some of those cough pills, huh?
42:25Yeah.
42:25They're okay, right?
42:26Yes.
42:26You're-you're doing great.
42:27You should invite Dr. House.
42:29Will he come?
42:30No, but he'll send a gift.
42:32Um, I'm sorry.
42:33I'll make sure it's a good one.
42:35There's a letter on the back of these pills.
42:39Your old pills didn't have a letter on them?
42:42No.
42:43Brown and yellow, but no letter.
42:51Well, these will help your cough.
42:58Hey, you wanna go get some-
43:00No.
43:04One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
43:11Two can be as bad as one.
43:15It's the loneliest number since the number one.
43:19Oh.
43:51You're right here.
43:51It был hits us in the middle.
43:51We have love that fighting for a guy and the boy.
43:51Ha ha, ha, ha.
43:52We're gonna have to wait for him.
44:02So I enough to take this responsibility.
44:04That's some bad hat, Harry.
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