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مسلسل Billions مترجم - Episode 3
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00:07Previously on Billions
00:08We haven't dead to rights
00:10So he'll fold quick
00:11And then we get back to what we were really doing
00:14Axelrod
00:14Well if you move on him
00:16And take that risk
00:17You have to get the reward
00:19I said I know, Dad
00:20Suspect trading pattern on Pepsim Pharmaceuticals
00:23Peter Decker, Quaker Ridge Financial
00:25We start with Decker since he had the longest tenure at Axe Capital
00:28Of anyone who left with Axe's back
00:30It also makes him very loyal to Axe
00:32Much harder to crack
00:33Get Terry McHugh over at FBI up on this too
00:35Do you know Costco?
00:36Mid-sized firm has a big distribution contract
00:39With that bakery company Yumtime
00:41You're the best PM on the floor
00:42You know it
00:43They're fucking sure of it
00:44You think you're gonna fucking blackmail me?
00:47Your hair
00:47Which will test positive for cocaine
00:49Can be in Chuck Rhodes' hands within an hour
00:51You're gonna watch, listen, and report
00:54That's what this is all about, guys
00:55Not only how our firm survived 9-11
00:58But how we didn't give up
00:59It's just wrong
01:01That you're the one standing there
01:03You know, like the idea
01:04That if someone has a problem with you
01:05And they come to you in person
01:07You do what you can to take care of it
01:08But they take that beef public
01:10The ground just falls out from beneath them
01:12Where I'm from
01:13Are you threatening me?
01:14You're fucking right I am
01:51I'm in the clubhouse turn
01:55Oh, God damn it
02:00Do you want a beer or something?
02:03Let's just fuck
02:04Say that again
02:11Let's just fuck
02:19I don't make it a habit
02:20To sleep with my authors
02:21Too bad for them
02:24So this is the week, huh?
02:26Your people break out
02:27The marketing plan for my book
02:28We're gonna make you
02:30Into a bestseller
02:32I could do all the morning shows
02:34And you will
02:43Morning
02:43Hey, X
02:53Scrumpet
02:55You ever eat these?
02:56My parents own a deli in Kew Gardens
02:58They used to sell them
02:59You grew up in Queens?
03:00We moved there when I was 9
03:01From Korea
03:02You speak their language?
03:03Yes, I can speak
03:05Good to know
03:07You worked in that deli?
03:08Every morning, every afternoon
03:10And I did the books on the weekends
03:11And then Stanford
03:13American dream
03:17Here's something they didn't teach you at Stanford, Ben
03:19Whenever you can
03:20Put a company in your mouth
03:29What do you think?
03:31Not as good as I remember
03:32And that's a problem
03:34Cause I own a hell of a lot
03:35At these fucking things
03:36And I'm about to own more
03:46Yeah, Jack
03:48What time is it?
03:51Okay
03:52Well, that's crazy
03:55Okay
03:58Shit, really?
04:01Fuck
04:02Yeah, all right
04:03Well, thanks for the heads up
04:12Issue?
04:13That was a courtesy call
04:14From an agent friend of mine
04:15Working with the Eastern District
04:17Hmm, okay
04:19Last night they arrest this hedge fund guy
04:21In Greenwich on securities
04:22And wire fraud
04:23Get to the part I'm gonna hate
04:25The guy works for Decker
04:27He's gonna flip on him
04:28To save his own ass
04:29Son of a bitch
04:30What time is it?
04:31$5.50
04:59$5.50?
05:01It's not just the statutory law
05:02It's the law of civility
05:03Man
05:04And I've seen you before
05:06You come out of that building
05:07Your dog craps
05:08And you just leave it where it falls
05:10Why don't you mind your business?
05:12This is my business
05:14Oh, you're that guy
05:16I am that guy
05:17All right, well
05:18Do you have an extra bag?
05:19No, no
05:20See, I used mine
05:21Well, I'll get it next time
05:22No, I think you need to get it this time
05:25Why don't you let it slide?
05:28Let it slide?
05:31It sounds simple
05:32Easy
05:33Sure, let it slide
05:34It's just some dog shit
05:38But those are three
05:39Devious little words
05:42You know, if I let your dog shit slide
05:45Then I have to be okay
05:46With this whole plaza
05:47Filling up with it
05:48Which it would
05:49Before we know it
05:50Oh, then it would be on our
05:51Pant legs
05:52And our shoes
05:52And we would track it into our homes
05:54And then our homes
05:55Would smell like shit, too
05:57It'd be easy to let it slide
05:58You know, why don't we
05:59Why don't we let
06:00Petty larceny slide, too
06:02Some kid steals
06:03Five bucks from a newsstand
06:04Who cares?
06:05Well, maybe next time
06:06He decides to steal your TV
06:08Or break into your brownstone
06:09And steal your fucking wife
06:11But what difference does it make?
06:13Because by then
06:13We're all living in shit anyway
06:17Come on, man
06:18I don't have a bag
06:19You have hands
06:20What?
06:21Use your hands
06:23Or
06:27Come on, man
06:29Come on, buddy
06:33There we go
06:34Attaboy
06:35That's a spirit
06:37Yeah
06:37Eastern's moved on Decker
06:39They pinched one of his guys
06:40Looks like he's cooperating
06:41He's gonna flip on Decker?
06:43Are you fucking kidding me?
06:44What?
06:45Goddamn
06:46Hold on, hold on
06:47Sir?
06:48There's still some over here
06:49That's not Bobo's, man
06:51It is now
06:52Fuck, really?
06:53Yeah
06:54Well, if they have Decker
06:55Then they have Axelrod
06:56And we don't
06:57We know where this came from
06:59It's fucking Spiros
07:02Yeah, you know
07:03While we were chasing down Birch
07:04That glory hound
07:06Gets Eastern to look into Decker
07:11Hold on just a second
07:12Sir
07:14Thank you for doing your civic duty
07:18Feels good, doesn't it?
07:23Okay
07:24Make some time for yum time
07:26We're baking just for you
07:28Rumpets and crumpets
07:30And scribbled berries too
07:32What about Big Steve?
07:36Good morning, Mr. Bailey
07:37I'm Cheryl
07:41Mr. Bailey's office
07:43I have Mr. Perkhazer on the line
07:46Thank you
07:49What do you say, Perk?
07:50Word is
07:51Bobby Axelrod
07:52Is up to a 4.9% stake
07:54In yum time
07:57Thanks for the heads up, Perk
07:58Okay
08:00All right
08:04Cheryl, get in here
08:25And you know what ATM stands for
08:27Right?
08:29Yes
08:32I don't want to be the kind of person
08:33That gets off on that
08:34I really don't
08:36But
08:38I've learned this
08:39And it's one of the positives
08:41Of getting older
08:42It's better to accept who I am
08:43Than fight it
08:46Ass to mouth
08:48By the way
08:49Just so that we are speaking the same language
08:52Oh, we are
08:55Sometimes on the drive home
08:56I'll roll it over in my mind
08:58You know
09:00What is it about a woman
09:02Taking it into her mouth
09:03After a little raw dogging
09:05That just seems so right
09:10And it's this
09:11That I'm accepted
09:13As I am
09:15Completely
09:17For my good qualities, sure
09:19But also
09:20For all
09:23Of my filth
09:26And I appreciate
09:27A woman
09:28Who is that giving
09:31I truly do
09:34But there's more to it, isn't there
09:37The
09:38Act
09:38You're talking about
09:39Has to do with power dynamics
09:42Dominance
09:43Maybe ask why this is
09:45Coming up for you now
09:47Is there a work connection?
09:50Someone you feel
09:51Isn't
09:51Looking at you
09:52Like she should
09:56Maria Saldana
09:57Wow
10:01What happened?
10:02She was kind of a bastard
10:03About her bonus
10:04At quarterly review
10:04And then
10:05She went and got an offer away
10:07Yeah, but she's still here
10:08Yeah, but she threatened to leave
10:10Leveraging us to make a bigger offer
10:12Which we will
10:13And I think she stays
10:14You feel played
10:15Yeah, I do
10:16Then why did you make her the counter
10:17If you feel that way?
10:18Because she's great at her job
10:19Her P&L's always green
10:21She grew her capital
10:22From 50 to 300 million
10:23Men renegotiate
10:24If they do it this way
10:26They get fired
10:27So it's really not
10:28Because she's a woman
10:28No
10:29It's because she got out of line
10:31You know that we're upping
10:32Donnie Kahn's capital
10:33Tripling it
10:33I asked Axe why
10:34He said
10:35Donnie's loyal
10:36Good soldier
10:36And in your mind
10:37Marie is not
10:38It doesn't matter
10:41I'll keep her
10:48You're going to tell me
10:49About that smile?
10:52Well, I'll keep her
10:54But she won't have much fun
10:56It's my duty
10:58To make an example of her now
11:01You cannot leverage us
11:04So over the next two years
11:06She'll get cut back
11:07In ways she can't control
11:08She'll get less deal flow
11:09Less information will fall
11:10Into her lap
11:10At the end of her deal
11:12She'll be worth a quarter
11:13For a current cop
11:18Ass to mouth
11:20Whether she likes it or not
11:25Hey, Christine
11:26Oh, hey, Lara
11:26I have you on the 10 o'clock, right?
11:28So you get the whole book tour treatment
11:29Local press, store signings?
11:31Yes, all of that
11:31So fun
11:32Hey, Lara
11:33Hi, ladies
11:35Congratulate June
11:36Oh, on what?
11:37Goose Quill is publishing her memoir
11:39On how she got through 9-11
11:41Wow
11:42Congratulations, June
11:44Yeah, it's just, you know
11:45It's just a story I wanted to tell
11:47So cool, right?
11:49Yeah, super duper
11:51Well, congrats again
11:53Can't wait to read it
12:06Hi, it's Lara Axelrod
12:07For Sherry Strang and Communications
12:13Lara, hey
12:14Hey, Sherry
12:15Listen, I need you to get something for me
12:19This is more
12:21This is much more than
12:24I didn't come in here
12:26Trying to get you to do what you're doing
12:28No, if you had, I wouldn't be
12:30And it makes good sense
12:32Should make a pretty big difference to the family
12:34Game changer for us
12:36Brainwags in?
12:37Yeah
12:41Axe
12:41Yeah
12:42Thank you for your trust
12:43Thank you for earning it
12:46This is huge
12:47I want to thank you, too
12:49I told Donnie we've always known we could trust him
12:51It's official
12:52We're going to triple up his stack
12:53Back him with the main fund when we can
12:55He'll need one-on-one, some IPOs, and another analyst
12:58Excellent
13:00Shooter, shooter, coming out
13:01Get started with 200,000 shares of Ruben X
13:04That's a big position, are you sure?
13:06We are not uncertain
13:08You're going to be our Brian Doyle
13:09Who?
13:10Brian Doyle's a utility player on the 78 Yankees
13:13He's a lifetime 168 hitter
13:15And below the Mendoza
13:16But in the 78 World Series
13:18Willie Randolph got hurt
13:20Doyle stepped in
13:20Hit 438
13:21Played like an MVP
13:23Legendary
13:23You're going to be Brian Doyle
13:25I'm going to be Brian Doyle
13:30Amelia, I know it's a high-profile case
13:32But, uh, I'm building something here
13:35So can we horse trade?
13:37Listening
13:38The Skechetti Brothers
13:40You're going to give me the Skechetti Brothers?
13:42You like?
13:43You propose to trade a high-flying hedge fund manager
13:46For a couple of old goombas throwing elbows over garbage pickups in Queens
13:50Maybe you don't understand how horse trading works
13:53Uh, you don't open with your...
13:56You can't offer me your mule for my thoroughbred
13:58And you're hoping I'm dumb enough to go for that
14:02So fuck you and the horse you didn't ride in on
14:08I think maybe she does understand horse trading
14:20File you asked about?
14:22What?
14:24Sakharov's cyber fraud case
14:25Oh, right, thanks
14:27Any luck with the, uh, douchebags from Eastern?
14:30Not yet
14:34Hey
14:34Hi
14:37Well, I, uh, heard from that agent over there
14:39And, uh, Deckers Jr. is being very cooperative
14:42Son of a bitch
14:43Yeah, I know, I'm sorry
14:46All right, well, catch you later
14:48Yeah
14:53She's good, isn't she?
14:55Yeah
14:56Yeah, it's important to develop good relationships with agents
14:59Oh, yeah, I know
15:00Like you told me that first day
15:01Can't stress that enough
15:04So what's going on with Eastern?
15:06Ugh
15:07Spiros at the SEC pulled a move on the Axelrod case
15:10What?
15:11They got a guy to flip on Decker
15:13One of Axelrod's spinoffs
15:14Pete Decker?
15:16Yeah
15:16He's got a couple billion in assets
15:17On the management
15:19Ties to Axelrod
15:20Mm, you wanted to flip him
15:22That was the plan
15:24You have all the leverage you need
15:26No such thing
15:28I'll grind on it
15:31Like, uh, Terry
15:33She looks like a real grinder
15:41As members of the board of Yumtime
15:43Gathered informally
15:45You must want to know
15:46If my acquiring almost 5% of your company
15:48Is a vote of confidence
15:50So let me put an end to the suspense
15:53It isn't
15:55Mr. Axelrod is prepared to increase his position
15:58And file with the SEC
15:59In addition to its stake
16:00Ax Capital controls a significant percentage
16:03Of the silent money votes in this company
16:04Which means
16:05Come proxy season
16:06There's a road for all of you being out on your asses
16:11It's all in the letter
16:12Which can be released publicly
16:13We're all aware of activist letters
16:16And Mr. Axelrod's history with such
16:18A seat at the table
16:20And a say in management decisions
16:21Based on what?
16:23The fact that Yumtime profits have declined eight years running
16:25While executive compensation has soared 300%
16:29And Hutch Bailey III has been CEO for exactly that span of time
16:35I'm not here as a declaration of war
16:38But as a beacon of hope
16:40Someone who knows how a business should be run
16:41Who sees exactly why your brand is bleeding market share
16:45From the ingredients to the marketing
16:46You are in a room full of career business operators
16:49Absolutely
16:50And I've been made to understand that you're the reasonable board members
16:54Who see how tenuous the future of Yumtime is
16:56We could be as reasonable as Phil Donoghue
16:58Wouldn't change a thing
16:59Hutch Bailey III is the CEO
17:01And will be until he decides otherwise
17:03The Bailey family is Yumtime
17:06Yumtime is the Bailey family
17:07As a majority of the board of directors
17:09You can change all of that in an instant
17:11Our chairman Jerome Perkheiser is a wise and smart man
17:14And he has been like a second father to Hutch
17:17Once Hutch II passed on
17:18And I do not think Perk would look upon this in a friendly way at all
17:22So leave your letter
17:23Put it on a billboard if you want
17:25This meeting's over
17:30So it's all about Perkheiser
17:32Now we know that for sure
17:33Yeah
17:33Did you see her react?
17:35It did
17:37I am exposed here
17:38This board seat gives me my own standing
17:41And $200,000 in income
17:42Seats are always at risk during a takeover
17:45You'll be fine
17:46I don't want to hear those words from you
17:47Until you divorce Betty fucking Crocker
17:49Cut the screen test, Evelyn
17:50Let me read the goddamn letter
17:53Jesus, really?
17:55Hutch Bailey has betrayed the consumer
17:57And his own legacy by tampering with the recipe?
18:00The product tastes fine
18:04This isn't about the product
18:09Bobby Axelrod knows about you and me
18:11What?
18:12How?
18:13Not sure
18:14But I'm impressed
18:16He knows how important your happiness is to me
18:18So he's making us his brushback pitch to my son
18:22It's nice handiwork
18:24But we've got to stop it
18:25He cannot get on a winning streak
18:28What are we gonna do?
18:29I gave you my board seat
18:31So I don't have a voice
18:33But here's what you can do
18:36You can talk to Jerome Perkiser
18:39And say what?
18:40You're a persuasive woman
18:43Persuade him to ride this thing out and block it
18:46They're lobbying him
18:49You should lobby him
18:50Okay, I'll go talk to him
18:52Well, not now
18:54Why not?
18:55Honey, I took a pill
19:08Hey, Lara
19:10Did you get it?
19:11Yep
19:12How'd you do that so fast?
19:15I know an editor at Goose Quill
19:16His kid's a bass player
19:17And I promised his band a pitchfork piece
19:20Amazing
19:20Hey, Lara
19:21Want to try a morel and asparagus baggers purse?
19:24Totally
19:25Lou, Sherry, Sherry, Lou
19:27Oh, the sister
19:29Yeah, the sister
19:29Hey
19:30Eat that
19:35Oh my god
19:36That was insane
19:37She farms him
19:38I charms him
19:39I could eat that like every day
19:41That's my sis
19:43So, I skimmed
19:44I learned a thing or two
19:45I didn't know Axe was a doctor
19:47A what?
19:48Stanford
19:50Oh, the honorary
19:52Yeah, we made a pretty big gift
19:55Lara, take a look at chapter 10
19:58It's a problem
20:04No, I'm sure that the kids will have a wonderful time
20:12Listen, I really do need to run
20:14Yep, okay
20:15Bye
20:17Lonnie
20:18Chuck, what's up?
20:20Uh
20:20Did you happen to catch the science section on Tuesday?
20:23I may have skipped it
20:26I never miss a word
20:27Anyway, there was a piece on microbial research
20:31It's a burgeoning field
20:32And this MIT team was looking into apoptosis
20:36There are cells within me and you and other complex organisms that will actually sacrifice themselves for the whole
20:44Healthy cells
20:45Just kind of, uh, taking one for the team
20:49What?
20:51Statue of Liberty attempted bombing case needs to come off your plate
20:55I'm sorry
20:56I'm sorry
20:56Eastern needs that case
20:58No
20:59That's a dagger
21:01I have this
21:02I've been doing this for two years around the clock
21:05Believe me, I know
21:06And I see that
21:07But it really can't be helped
21:09Besides, you're still gonna be on the case
21:12What the fuck?
21:13You're cross-designating me to Eastern?
21:15Like you said, you've been working on it for two years
21:17They're gonna need your expertise
21:19Yeah, I'm gonna do all the scut work
21:21They're gonna try the case and get the good stuff
21:23I'll make it up to you
21:24You gotta give me a reason
21:26I'm making parley with Eastern
21:27And I need big wampum
21:32So I'm supposed to what?
21:33Just grab my ankles and take it?
21:35I'll send over a vat of ass lube
21:38Chuck
21:40What's the difference between ass lube or regular lube?
21:46Viscosity
21:49Fuck, Wend
21:50I never get used to how you live
21:53Yeah
21:55You know, I can see why you made the choice that you did
21:58ER
21:59It's binary
22:01They come in bleeding to death
22:02I get them back on the rails inside of a day
22:05Or not
22:07Either way, it's done
22:08I'm forced to move on to the next
22:10To be present
22:12Satisfying
22:12I'm an adrenaline junkie anyway
22:14Wow, we're both addicts
22:15This thing I do
22:18I get so fucking turned on doing it
22:21Because I see the change happen immediately, too
22:24They go from zero to a hundred
22:26And I can watch exactly how they use what I give them
22:31Yeah, but something about it is not sitting right with you
22:36You're in the horns of a dilemma
22:39Horns of a dilemma
22:47There's this woman
22:49She's real badass
22:50I like her a lot
22:53And I know she's about to get crushed
22:56And the guy who's gonna crush her is my patient, too
23:00All these people matter to me
23:02And I can't do my job if I judge them
23:03Do the triage
23:05Figure out who needs what more and go that way
23:08That's the short-term fix
23:09Long-term
23:11This shit is gonna give you ulceritis
23:14Worse
23:15Talk to Chase
23:16The headhunter
23:17Hmm
23:18That guy you
23:19Yeah, we had a little thing
23:21It was years ago
23:22You were kind of into him
23:23Mm-hmm
23:24He was fun
23:26Good at certain things
23:27If I recall
23:30Very conscientious
23:35Someone's got to talk to Berkheiser
23:36He made his money in meat processing
23:39Feared by the bovine
23:40Kills over a million cows a year
23:43He's been described to me as a cool-headed Midwesterner
23:46Who can smell bullshit in the colon of a bull from across the ranch
23:50You wanna try him?
23:51I can't do that
23:52He's folksy
23:53So?
23:54I've tried with folksy people
23:56They find me to be a rapacious scumbag
23:59I'm sorry to break it to you, but
24:01I don't think it's just the folksy people
24:03How about you?
24:04You're my rapacious scumbag
24:07This is what love is
24:13They put me on fucking hold?
24:14Yeah
24:15A man of your stature
24:16Damn right, man of my imperious back
24:18You ready to sweet-talk me?
24:22Statue of Liberty bombing attempt
24:28I don't know
24:28Oh, yes, you do
24:30This story's front page of the Times
24:32Above the fold
24:32And the case is solid
24:34One condition
24:35Shoot
24:36Ari Spiros is embedded with you
24:38No
24:39No, no, no, no, no
24:40You can't saddle me with that useless douchebag
24:45Take relief
24:47Done
24:47We'll send the transcript right over
24:49Good
24:50Chuck
24:51Chuck
24:51Sorry
24:52Looking forward to working with you again
24:56Hey
24:57Spiros
24:57I'm glad you heard all that
24:59And I promise
25:01I'd have said that to your fucking face
25:03Which always reminds me of a confused dog
25:12That's Deku
25:18That's him
25:19He seems like a real family man
25:22Nice guy
25:23What?
25:24I don't give a shit
25:25Good father
25:26Fuck you
25:27Go home and play with your kids
25:36I actually feel a little bit bad
25:37Turn it this way
25:39Me too
25:40Let the kids clear
25:43It's a goddamn decent of you
25:46It's fucking hot
25:49All right, bye dad
25:50See you later, brother
25:51Love you too
25:53All right, now
25:55Godel
25:59Hi, Pete
26:03Mr. Decker
26:04Brian Conaty with the U.S. Attorney's Office
26:06Southern District
26:07We have an awful lot to talk about
26:14Okay
26:17It isn't flattering
26:19Looking at some pretty serious reputational damage here
26:22You think?
26:23Is it a defamation case?
26:24I don't know
26:25You tell me
26:26How much is true?
26:28He made some shrewd trades around 9-11
26:30You know, he did what he had to do
26:31My husband plays hardball
26:32Nobody makes billions of dollars pitching underhand
26:34But his work situation beforehand
26:37What he did after
26:39Incendiary
26:42So what do you recommend?
26:44Three avenues
26:45Letter print
26:47Then we rebut and sue
26:48And I'm not recommending that
26:50People remember allegations, not rebuttals
26:52Exactly
26:53Someone says Charlie fucked a goat
26:55Even if the goat denies it
26:56He goes to the grave
26:56Charlie the goat fucker
26:57Second option
26:59Buy the publishing company and kill it
27:01It's too loud, I think
27:04Agree
27:06The third choice
27:07I could go and try and reason with her
27:12No, I reasoned with that twat once before
27:18I have ways to get her attention
27:22Hi, I'm in the 815 with Steffi
27:24Um, I don't have you on my list
27:26I booked online
27:27It must be some sort of mix-up
27:28Your name didn't make it into the system
27:30Okay
27:30Hey, June
27:31Um, hi
27:32Lily, Jane, Patricia
27:33You're all set
27:34Thanks, Christine
27:34I gotta change
27:36Um, can you just, like, squeeze me in?
27:38Sorry, it's policy
27:40Everything okay, June?
27:42Yeah, everything's fine
27:43I-oh, God
27:44A doctor
27:45I totally forgot
27:46I'm late
27:50They're on their way
27:52Good
27:52Are you wearing cologne?
27:55Yeah
27:55Jesus Christ
27:57So, ground rules
27:59So, ground rules
27:59I'll do all of the talking
28:01We have someone else that made the same pharmaceutical trade
28:04First one in, gets a lollipop
28:06But to be clear, we don't really have anyone
28:08To be clear, I am making a play
28:11That's what I like to call the prisoner's dilemma
28:13No, you don't like to call it that
28:14That's what it's called
28:16Started as a thought experiment
28:17Game theory in the 50s
28:18Does no one ever check you on this bullshit?
28:20I'm just saying
28:21I would have made the same play
28:23Mr. Decker, sir?
28:29I think everyone knows why we're here
28:31We're ready to listen
28:33Well
28:35We have you on the Pepsom trade
28:38You know that
28:39So, why don't you tell us
28:41About how Bobby Axelrod
28:43Funneled you and other satellites
28:45Insider information
28:46You're saying words I don't understand
28:49Never gonna happen
28:50What he's saying is
28:51At this time
28:52He does not wish to cooperate
28:54That's because he doesn't know
28:55What we have up our sleeve
28:58Sleeves
29:02Mr. Decker
29:03Approximately two and a half hours ago
29:05We had someone sitting where you are now
29:07A young man from a fund that I'm not at liberty to name
29:09And he was downright chatty
29:13So it looks like the race is on
29:14To see who's got the stronger information
29:16And who I'm gonna let take the credit
29:18For flipping on Bobby Axelrod
29:20And the winner
29:21Gets to stay out of MCC
29:23Yes, that's correct
29:26Cooperate and go home
29:27But this comes to trial
29:29And you're talking to your kids through glass
29:31We'll see how that all works out
29:33Yes, we will
29:35We're done here
29:36Oh, you are far from done
29:39Know that
29:53Fuck
29:53I don't see him, Kato
29:55Mmm, I think you will
29:58You know, my fucking eyes
30:00Are watering here
30:01How many pints of that shitty toilet water
30:03Do you splash on yourself every morning, Sparrows?
30:06You think maybe it's gonna help you get some tail?
30:07Here's a tip
30:08It's not
30:15It is a lot in a confined area
30:19Cut back a little
30:20Yeah, maybe cut way back
30:34So?
30:34Good slice of pizza
30:36Bruno
30:37What is it, Bobby?
30:38Tell Mr. Perheiser why I love your sauce
30:40Uh, I use the San Marzano's
30:42Tomatoes?
30:43Yeah, yeah, tomatoes
30:44You make it without it, it wouldn't taste right
30:45All right, more expensive?
30:46Oh, yeah, yeah
30:47But like I say, it wouldn't taste right
30:50Wouldn't be verace
30:51Verace?
30:52The true way you make a pizza Napolitana
30:55This place is the pizza of my youth
30:57He's been making it just like this since I was a kid
31:00You know
31:02Normally, somebody wants to waltz with me
31:03I find myself sawing a 20-ounce ribeye on the east side
31:07With a $500 cover name
31:10I am different from the other children
31:12Mmm, well
31:14That is clear now, Mr. Axelrod
31:17When I was 11 years old, till I was 14, I was a paperboy
31:20I delivered the journal news every day after school
31:23And when I finished my route
31:25I'd pick up a young time scrumpet
31:27That was my reward
31:29I did this every weekday for three years
31:32And a while back, I brought my two boys here
31:35And I showed them my route
31:37We stopped for a scrumpet
31:39And they were colorless
31:41Oversweet
31:43Petrified
31:44Needless to say
31:45My two boys were underwhelmed
31:47So was I
31:49Didn't taste as good
31:51So I did some research
31:52And I learned that the recipe had changed
31:55Hey, Bruno
31:58What's the name of those tomatoes again?
32:00Bruno never let me down
32:05Yumtime let me down
32:08Public company now
32:09Gotta boost profits for the shareholders
32:11Synthetic ingredients are cheaper
32:13Margins are better
32:13Hutch the third is playing a quarterly game
32:16Just a different world
32:17Well, Hutch the third
32:19Is flying around that different world
32:21In a G6
32:23I'm guessing Hutch's one and two flew coach
32:26It's classic
32:27Time immemorial
32:28Hutch one starts it
32:29Hutch two grows it
32:30Hutch three blows it
32:31Shirt sleeves to shirt sleeves
32:33And three generations
32:34Come on, Perk
32:36You have to see that
32:39If you don't throw in with me
32:40Or someone like me
32:41Yumtime goes the same way as Ebinger's
32:44What's Ebinger's
32:47That's exactly what you wanted me to ask
32:49Isn't it?
32:53Hi, Mark
32:55Ms. Raeklin
32:55I have a 10-20 tea time
32:57But we want to get the range first
32:58And I requested Stuart on my bag
33:00Yeah, uh, Mr. Callum
33:01From the membership committee
33:02Wanted to speak with you
33:03Oh, okay
33:05Um, is he in his office?
33:07No, he stepped out
33:09Well, then I'll pop back in after the round
33:11I had to give away your tea time
33:13Uh, what are you talking about?
33:16I don't really know
33:17Something about your account being in arrears?
33:21That is not true
33:22My bookkeeper
33:25There has been a mistake
33:26Well, you can't play golf
33:27Till it's been resolved
33:36Meeting to order
33:36Let the record reflect that two guests are present
33:40Mr. Robert Axelrod, shareholder
33:42And Mr. Michael Wagner
33:43Welcome, gentlemen
33:44Now, I think we're all familiar with Mr. Axelrod
33:47By reputation
33:48And through the letter that was circulated
33:50And I feel that this might be a good time
33:53To hear directly from him
33:54Mr. Axelrod
33:55Thank you
33:57Folks, my proposal is simple
34:00Return to the original recipes
34:01And restore the M-Time brand to its form of glory
34:03And then what?
34:06After a good quarter or two
34:07You spin it off?
34:10Do you see what's happening here?
34:13This carpet bagger
34:14He comes in here
34:15He shakes things up
34:16He sells the company off in pieces
34:19And then he dumps his shares
34:20The minute it ticks up
34:21He's a raider
34:22Plain and simple
34:23Not my intention
34:25Do you have any idea of the cost
34:26Of returning to the old recipes?
34:28We can't remain competitive
34:29Yes, sugar instead of corn syrup
34:31And the elimination of polysorbate
34:33And other crap
34:34Will add to the per unit cost
34:35And cut into the margins
34:36And destroy profits
34:37How do we explain that to the shareholders?
34:39No explanation necessary
34:42We make up the difference
34:44By streamlining inefficiencies
34:45And trimming bloated executive compensation
34:48And perquisites
34:49Beginning with the corporate jet
34:51Okay, you have a jet
34:53I earned a jet
34:54I earned one too
34:55I started at the bottom
34:58The scrumpets taste fine
34:59You came on as a 22-year-old vice president
35:02And you raped the scrumpet
35:03I eat them
35:04I eat scrumpets
35:05And ding doodles
35:07And cuckoo nutties
35:08And they are good
35:09They're not as good
35:10But they're still very, very good
35:12Delicious
35:13Listen to me
35:14I move that effective immediately
35:18Hutchinson Bailey III
35:19Be removed from his duties
35:21As chief executive officer
35:22Of the Yumtime Corporation
35:23Hang on a minute here
35:25Perk, you're being conned
35:26Jerome, this is not what we discussed
35:28Evelyn
35:28There have been subsequent discussions
35:30Is there a second?
35:31Second
35:33All those in favor
35:39Motion carries
35:43You traitor
35:46My father is turning in his grave
35:49I assure you
35:50Your father thought you were a lunkhead
35:56Please, find the door
36:02Fuck this
36:04I'll get my company back
36:07Somehow
36:11And fuck you, Axelrod
36:14Well, now you're off my Christmas list
36:16I now move
36:17To remove Evelyn Benson from this body
36:20And delegate her seat to Robert Axelrod
36:23What?
36:23Second
36:25I'll go to the press
36:27If you do
36:28You'll be burned down
36:29With your own match
36:31But if you don't
36:32We'll write you a nice endorsement
36:34And maybe you'll get another board
36:37You old cocksucker
36:39The same might be said of you, my dear
36:42All those in favor
36:46Motion carries
36:47Good luck, Evelyn
37:01They offered me what I'm worth
37:03Finally
37:06That's great
37:07I leveraged the offer
37:09I leveraged the offer from Zenobia Capital
37:11The kinder, gentler fund
37:14What did they like?
37:15Good returns
37:16Less assholey
37:17Less assholey is good
37:20Okay
37:21Talk to me
37:22You have time?
37:23Yeah, come on
37:24All right
37:31So
37:32The more I thought about going over to Zenobia
37:34The more excited I became by the prospect
37:37I mean
37:38I'd have to build up a book again
37:40But
37:40There's a growth opportunity
37:42And a ticket out of the boys club
37:44Yeah
37:45But then
37:47Wags
37:48He really stepped up
37:50He was
37:51Respectful
37:53Endearing
37:55Almost
37:57Yeah, it's kind of weird
37:58But
37:59It gave rise to a sense of loyalty
38:03Go figure, right?
38:06He's an enigma
38:08So
38:09Now I'm in a dilemma again
38:11Yep
38:12The horns
38:17Close your eyes
38:24Picture yourself
38:25At 80 years old
38:29You're at your Sag Harbor place
38:31On the front porch
38:33In a rocking chair
38:35See the view
38:38Hear the sound of the water
38:40The seagulls
38:43Feel the summer breeze
38:47And feel the arm of the chair
38:50As you slowly rock
38:53Now reflect on your life
38:55Having decided to stay here
38:56At Axe Capital
38:58Your relationships here
39:01Your chances
39:03To advance
39:07To be fulfilled
39:11What are your days like?
39:19Now
39:21Picture yourself having spent that time with Zenobia
39:26Who are you with?
39:29What are your days like?
39:32Were you able
39:33To rise?
39:39Did you become a better version of yourself?
39:50Take your time
39:54I'm sorry
39:56I'm having trouble breathing here
39:57I don't understand
39:59Look, my solar plexus is collapsing
40:02What do you mean there is no place for him?
40:05His father who died tragically went to Stanford
40:07And so did his grandfather who has his name on a squash court
40:11He plays the goddamn violin
40:14This is a double legacy with perfect SATs
40:17Who goes into Bridgeport to read to poor dumb children
40:20I mean, what the fuck happened?
40:22June, you know how sorry we are about this
40:24This is just a very competitive class
40:27What about a gap year?
40:28Or what is his safety school?
40:30His safety school is fuck you!
40:38I hate that cunt!
40:40I hate that cunt!
40:41I hate that cunt!
40:42I hate that cunt!
40:43I hate that cunt!
40:46Dad?
40:47In my office
40:50Hi
40:50Where's mom?
40:52Hair appointment
40:52I'm taking her out tonight to Granue for our anniversary
40:56But she set us up with some gazpacho
41:00She made some guacamole as well
41:03Avocados are superfood
41:09Yum time at Bobby fucking Axelrod
41:12This is aimed at you
41:13How is that?
41:15He's sending you a message
41:17Showing you his reach
41:20That he knows my father has a mistress
41:22Don't use that word here
41:23And yes
41:25If he can take away her board seat just to fuck with me
41:27Then he can get to me a million other ways, dad
41:31I've dealt with the Russians
41:32I think I can handle this
41:33Can you?
41:35What the fuck do you want me to do about it?
41:38He made a legal business play
41:39And that's costing you some headaches
41:41Which is too fucking bad
41:42It's gonna cost me 200,000 in upkeep is what it's gonna cost me
41:45But you have to ask yourself
41:49What is he gonna attack next?
41:53Now find a way
41:55To bury the son of a bitch
41:57I am
41:57But I'm my timetable
41:59Not yours
42:01Your timetable will have me watching your gubernatorial campaign
42:04For my fucking mausoleum
42:06I have to do this job right first
42:09Before I even have a chance at the next one
42:12Agreement
42:12We both wish you'd do your fucking job
42:14Now
42:15Guac is starting to turn
42:18Uh
42:21Tell your mail carrier that I'm terribly sorry about her board seat
42:25And tell mom
42:27Your wife
42:28That
42:29I said happy anniversary
42:38You've got me, girl, on the run around
42:41Run around
42:42Love me all around town
42:44You've got me, girl, on the run around
42:47And to get me down
42:50Get me down
42:56There she goes
42:57Yep
43:00I really am gonna miss her energy
43:07After the Yankees get out
43:20Off to the Yankees game
43:21Don Pascale
43:23Ah
43:24Ambrosio Maestri
43:25I heard his fall staff
43:27He went for a real treat
43:29So Degar's parents
43:31A retired eighth grade teacher
43:32And a sales clerk
43:33Their net worth is eight figures
43:36But all their statements
43:37Go to their son's address
43:41Degar personally trades their accounts
43:43Which kind of puts them in his
43:45Leaky boat
43:46What are they like?
43:48Total straight and narrow
43:49Church-going conservatives
43:50Oh
43:52Well, that's a tidy leverage opportunity
43:56I wonder if the parents
43:58Even know about it
44:00They could be
44:01Totally innocent
44:02Do we really want to do them like this?
44:06We apply pressure where
44:08And when we can
44:10Now he made them vulnerable
44:11Not us
44:12We're just hitting the hole in the line
44:15Right
44:17How'd you come up with that?
44:19Just thought about what I would do
44:20If I were a traitor in his position
44:21How I would hide some of the money
44:22The Swiss banks are watched too closely now
44:24He doesn't trust his wife
44:26And his parents aren't sophisticated investors
44:30Good hunch
44:31Yeah
44:32What are you working on right now?
44:33Internet fraud case
44:34Ah
44:35I bet that's fucking boring
44:37No
44:37I mean it's not
44:39Yeah, actually it is
44:41It's fucking boring
44:42Why don't you skip Don Pasquale
44:44And join us on this
44:45Oprah buffle
44:46What do you say?
44:47Fuck yes
44:52Hi, June
44:53Come on in
44:54No, I can't stay
44:56But thanks for making some time
44:58I realize that I skipped a step
45:00I didn't show you the manuscript
45:04This is a revised version
45:06I, um
45:08I cut a chapter
45:09And I made some minor edits
45:11Here and there
45:12And I would be curious
45:14To hear your opinion
45:17Great
45:18Can't wait to read it
45:19Great
45:21Thanks
45:26And, um
45:27If you would like me to sign
45:30A non-disclosure
45:31About the stuff that I cut
45:33Would you?
45:37That would be lovely
45:39Thank you
45:43Oh, in June
45:43I spoke to Carl Bellinger
45:45At Stanford
45:45The president
45:46Yeah
45:46And, um
45:47There seems to be a mix-up
45:49A mix-up?
45:50Yeah, the waiting
45:51They gave certain categories
45:52Of your son's application
45:53They were inputted incorrectly
45:55And I believe corrections
45:56Are being made
45:58I have a very good feeling
45:59That he'll get accepted
46:01Congratulations
46:04I don't know how to thank you
46:30Are you ready to serve?
46:35What is going on?
46:37You are not here with me
46:39I can't
46:40I can't
46:41I can't
46:41I can't
46:42I can't
46:43I'm sorry
46:44I just can't
46:45Concentrate
46:45Really?
46:46This makes cattle
46:47Concentrate
46:48The whole point
46:49Is this keeps you
46:50In the present
46:51Yeah
46:52Are you okay?
46:55No, there's, um
46:58Oh, God, I can't believe I'm even talking about this.
47:01What?
47:08Axe is...
47:09Ah, jeez.
47:11Forget it.
47:13No.
47:17He's fucking with my father.
47:22And that's in my head, Land.
47:25Which has to be what Axe wants.
47:29He's a target because of me, you know?
47:32Your father can handle himself.
47:34Mm-hmm.
47:49I'm gonna leave you just doing it.
47:52Okay.
47:53And when I get back, you better be focused and obedient.
47:59Have I made myself clear?
48:03Yes.
48:04Yeah.
48:05Very clear.
48:09You stay here and wait for your mistress to return.
48:23You boys asleep?
48:25Just about.
48:25Run a couple of chapters.
48:27We're the good part.
48:28Fun.
48:29That Dolores Humbert sure is a bitch.
48:32Oh, yeah.
48:36I have something for you.
48:39She wrote a book?
48:40Yes, she did.
48:41Am I in it?
48:42You were.
48:44Details about a certain time at the beginning of the century that very few people know about.
48:48And?
48:49She made some cuts.
48:50At your suggestion.
48:52She was resistant at first, but she came around to my way of thinking.
48:58You deserve a Nobel Prize, you know that?
49:02No prize necessary.
49:18I'm so happy for you.
49:20It feels right.
49:24So what's the minimum investment for family and friends?
49:27Uh, $250,000, but I promised I wouldn't take any money away from Axe.
49:33What if he never finds out?
49:35Patient doctor in reverse.
49:37Yeah.
49:39Count me in for $250,000.
49:41Done.
49:42Thanks.
49:45Thanks.
50:07What happened?
50:09Sorry, honey.
50:10I just...
50:11Oh, don't worry about it.
50:14Won't undo you?
50:16Yeah, thanks.
50:26So you want to just watch TV and eat ice cream?
50:28Yeah.
50:29Perfect.
50:31It's butter pecan.
50:33I'm going to go down a minute and get it soft.
50:40Oh, good eye, good eye, Teddy.
50:46You're the man, baby.
50:47You see it, you stroke it.
50:49You're the man.
50:49Hey, coach.
50:51Beautiful day for a ball game.
50:54Really?
50:55Really.
50:58Is this something you want?
51:00Because your lame shit won't work here any better than it did in your office.
51:03Aren't there rules about you approaching me without my lawyer presence?
51:05It's okay, Pete.
51:06I'm not here for you.
51:07Take it easy.
51:09All two.
51:13It was nice that Karen and Bill come out to see their grandson play.
51:18It'll be a little awkward when we handcuff them and haul them off.
51:21Strike!
51:31I don't know.
51:31That looked a little low to me.
51:33Anyway, we got a subpoena on your folks' investment portfolio, and it seems that they
51:37were in on the Pepsim trade, among others.
51:40And I know, and you know, that was not a legal trade.
51:44And they'll say that they didn't know, that they're innocent.
51:46But hey, that's what they all say.
51:51This is not right.
51:52Yeah.
51:53Right and wrong.
51:54That's a funny line, isn't it?
51:55Oh!
51:58Do you know what is kind of wrong?
52:00This being Saturday, we bring them in, the courts aren't open, so it's going to be a sleepover
52:04situation.
52:04They don't deserve that.
52:08But that's what they're going to fucking get.
52:14Yeah, I'll come in on Monday.
52:15Yes, you will.
52:18Way to go, Teddy!
52:18Let's go, let's go, let's go!
52:21Take third, take third, John!
52:23Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
52:26Good thing you held your player.
52:28They had him dead to rights.
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