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مسلسل House مترجم - Episode 5
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00:00Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
00:04We are condemned to useless labor.
00:08Fourth circle of hell.
00:09Charting goes a lot faster when you eliminate all classic poetry.
00:14Writing down what we already know to be read by nobody.
00:17I'm pretty sure Dante would agree that qualifies as useless.
00:20You're over two weeks behind in your charting.
00:24Oops, I missed.
00:26What are you, eight?
00:27Could an eight-year-old do this?
00:30You better stop or it'll stick that way.
00:32You have a patient in exam one.
00:35Yeah, but see, I'm off at twelve and it's already five off.
00:37She's been waiting for you since eleven.
00:44Melancholy without hope.
00:47Which circle is that?
00:54Hi, I'm Dr. House.
00:56What seems to be the problem?
00:58Show them your hands, Augustine.
01:08It looks like stigmatic.
01:11Pious?
01:12Must be all a talk around the holy water cooler.
01:15You've been washing a lot of dishes recently?
01:17I help out in the kitchen.
01:18Anything new in the kitchen?
01:19We just got a donation of saucepans and pots this week.
01:22I unpacked and washed them.
01:24Should have spent your time saving souls.
01:26It's easier on the hands.
01:27This is contact dermatitis.
01:29You're allergic to dish soap.
01:31Nonsense.
01:32We've always used that soap.
01:33Why is there a problem now?
01:35I've been a doctor for years.
01:37Why do I have to keep assuring people that I know what I'm doing?
01:39A person can become allergic to substances that they've had repeated and prolonged exposure to.
01:45The good news is...
01:47Free samples.
01:51Diphenhydramine.
01:51It's an antihistamine.
01:52It'll stop the allergic reaction.
01:56Take one every eight hours.
01:57It might make you feel a little sleepy.
01:59And get some of that over-the-counter cortisone cream.
02:02Thank you, doctor.
02:03You want some water?
02:04I have some tea.
02:05Well, you just relax for a few minutes.
02:07This stuff works pretty fast.
02:16Still out by 12.
02:18How do you solve a problem like dermatitis?
02:21What?
02:22Doctor?
02:23I want to thank you for your patience.
02:27Is she talking to you?
02:28I don't know.
02:29She's certainly looking at me.
02:31Oh, it's good to get a secular diagnosis.
02:34The sisters tend to interpret their illnesses as divine intervention.
02:38And you don't?
02:39And you're wearing an awfully funny hat.
02:41Oh, boy.
02:42Excuse me.
02:43If I break my leg, I believe it happened for a reason.
02:47I believe God wanted me to break my leg.
02:49I also believe he wants me to put a cast on it.
02:53Doctor, something's wrong.
03:04Lift up your chin.
03:08Sister, you're having an asthma attack.
03:10I need you to relax.
03:11Pull up her sleeve, please.
03:13I'll give you epinephrine.
03:15Open your lungs and help you breathe.
03:37What happened?
03:38Did she take the pill?
03:39Yes.
03:40It's probably an allergic reaction.
03:42She's allergic to an anti-allergy medicine?
03:45You figure somebody's out to get her?
03:47How are you feeling?
03:48Better.
03:49I'll put you on some steroids instead.
03:52Is my heart supposed to be feeling so funny?
03:54It's called adrenaline.
03:55It makes your heart beat fast.
03:59But not this fast.
04:02Get a nurse, please.
04:03Nurse?
04:06Help!
04:07Somebody help us!
04:12Somebody get in here!
04:16Call a code and charge up the defibrillator.
04:18She's got no pulse.
04:25I don't care.
04:49He sounds destroyed, got no pulse.
05:17You diagnosed the patient with allergies
05:20and prescribed antihistamine.
05:21She went into respiratory distress,
05:24and you injected her with epinephrine.
05:28Presumably one cc.
05:29Point one cc.
05:30That is the standard dose.
05:32That is what I gave her.
05:32People don't go into cardiac arrest
05:34from point one cc epinephrine.
05:35She must have a pre-existing heart condition
05:37that got exacerbated by the epinephrine.
05:39It's too bad you didn't make a notation in the chart.
05:41I can make it up right now.
05:42The drawer has syringes with both dosages.
05:44You could have easily reached for the wrong.
05:46But I didn't.
05:46Everyone makes mistakes.
05:48This is why doctors pay through the nose
05:49for malpractice insurance.
05:50Relax, you're not gonna sue.
05:53Worst they do is whack my hand with a ruler.
05:55And the discipline board?
05:56Are they gonna whack your hand too?
05:57You're gonna report me?
05:58What choice do I have?
06:00Uh, how about not report me?
06:04I can justify keeping her here
06:06for a 24-hour observation.
06:08If you haven't found an underlying cause
06:10for the cardiac arrest by then,
06:12I will have to notify our attorneys.
06:20My hands are red and swollen.
06:22Maybe she has a skin infection, cellulitis?
06:24That could manifest with tachycardia.
06:25There's no history of fever.
06:27Results from the CBC didn't indicate an infection.
06:29The eosinophils are mildly elevated.
06:30Set rates up a bit.
06:31Could we be looking at a systemic allergic response?
06:33It's not allergic.
06:33Allergies don't cause cardiac arrest like this.
06:35It could be inflammation of a blood vessel.
06:37Vasculitis?
06:38That wouldn't give you an elevated eosyphenol count.
06:40Churik-Strauss vasculitis wound.
06:42Blood vessels of the heart, lungs and skin become inflamed,
06:45causing the asthma, rash and heart problems.
06:47Covers all her symptoms.
06:49You need a biopsy to diagnose.
06:50Jessie, tell you to be quicker.
06:51The lady just came in with a rash.
06:54What the hell are those?
06:56Candy canes?
06:58Candy canes?
07:00Are you mocking me?
07:02No.
07:03It's Christmas and I thought...
07:07Relax.
07:07It's a joke.
07:09Isn't the prognosis for Churik-Strauss a bit grim?
07:12Yeah.
07:13Untreated, only 33% of patients survive past a year.
07:16Treated five years.
07:17Then I definitely suggest treatment.
07:19If it was any other attending doctor,
07:21I'd say that he made a mistake and gave her too much epinephrine.
07:24Saying you wouldn't say it was my mistake,
07:27is saying it was my mistake.
07:30Everyone screws up.
07:31Your rule.
07:32I think you fit within the subset of everyone.
07:35I didn't screw up.
07:37Order a chest CT and start the sister on prednisone.
07:4040 milligrams.
07:52Sister Augustine?
07:54We weren't watching.
07:56We were trying to see if this is the bed control.
07:58Oh, um, this one's the bed control.
08:01And that's the TV control.
08:04I'm Dr. Cameron.
08:05This is Dr. Chase and Dr. Foreman.
08:07I haven't seen television in over 20 years.
08:10Do you consider it the work of the devil,
08:12or do you just not get cable where you live?
08:15Um, how are you feeling, sister?
08:18I seem to be a little better.
08:19They gave me some medication.
08:21Prednisone.
08:21It's a steroid to help with the inflammation.
08:23Has Dr. House figured out what I have?
08:26Will I be okay?
08:26We're not sure what's wrong yet.
08:28He'll have a chest CT scan this afternoon
08:30that'll help with the diagnosis.
08:31Dr. House was giving her medication
08:33and he doesn't know what she has yet?
08:34Trust, sister Pius.
08:36It all happens for a reason.
08:38He doesn't know what he's doing.
08:40The only problem that woman has is that House grabbed the wrong syringe.
08:43You don't trust him?
08:44I don't trust a man who won't admit he might be wrong.
08:47I noticed you weren't so quick to tell her she's got Shirk Strauss
08:49and only has a couple of years left.
08:51I don't tell patients bad news unless it's conclusive.
08:52Because you know he might be wrong.
08:54About Shirk Strauss, not about what happened in the clinic.
08:58What about you, Chase?
08:59You think he's infallible too?
09:00All I know is if House didn't make a mistake
09:03and Sister Augustine has Shirk Strauss,
09:05he'll be self-satisfied and our lives will be good for a few weeks.
09:07If House did make a mistake, he'll be upset
09:10and our lives will be miserable for months.
09:12There is that.
09:13If Cuddy thinks I made a mistake,
09:15the least you could do is suspend me from clinic duty.
09:17She doesn't confuse making a mistake with being incompetent.
09:19Oh, here we go. Lesson time.
09:23I recognize that confidence is not my short suit.
09:26I also recognize that I am human and capable of error.
09:29So you might have screwed this up?
09:31No.
09:32So it's merely a theoretical capacity for error.
09:34Good point. Maybe there isn't one. Maybe that's my error.
09:38You know, most people who think as much of themselves as you do
09:41like to talk about themselves.
09:42Most people don't like to listen. So what's wrong with you?
09:44This is Novella.
09:46One, two, one, three, one.
09:48Dr. Michael, two, one, three, one.
09:56Let me guess. Inflammatory bowel.
10:00Wow, yeah. Is it that bad?
10:02Yes.
10:04It's also written on your chart.
10:06Bloody diarrhea, gas pain, took sulfasalazine, but it didn't work.
10:11No, then I, uh...
10:12Extrides, steroid enemas, oral corticosteroids, 5-ASA, 6-mercaptipurine.
10:17I'm impressed.
10:18By my medical history?
10:19By how well your last doctor charted.
10:22It's one thing to have to go to the bathroom every hour,
10:24but when the kids sit on my lap, it's...
10:27The store sent me home, they're gonna fire me.
10:29Can't you put me back on 5-ASA? Maybe it'll work this time.
10:32Not likely.
10:33I can't renew your prescription.
10:34It's cheap, which is good, because your insurance company won't pay for it.
10:47Coguritis?
10:48Cigarettes. One twice a day, and more no less.
10:52Studies have shown that cigarette smoking is one of the most effective ways to control inflammatory bowel.
10:57Plus, it's been well established that you look 30% cooler.
11:00Are you kidding me?
11:02About the looking cooler, yeah. The rest is true.
11:04Isn't it addictive and dangerous?
11:07Pretty much all the drugs I prescribe are addictive and dangerous.
11:10The only difference with this one is it's completely illegal.
11:15Merry Christmas.
11:17I was talking to the nurse.
11:20Arsenio, do you know him?
11:21Not really.
11:23He can take pictures with his phone.
11:25Cool.
11:26That woman from the lab was interesting, too.
11:29She studied astrophysics before becoming a nurse.
11:32You know the staff better than I do.
11:33Well, I love to hear all about people.
11:35Yeah, you live in a monastery.
11:37It's where I serve our lord and the world best.
11:40Our lord, maybe.
11:42The rest of the world, on the other hand, would probably get more out of feeding the homeless or...
11:46Healing the sick?
11:47As an example, yeah.
11:48Did you always want to be a doctor?
11:51Always.
11:52You always want to be a nun?
11:53My parents died when I was six.
11:55I was raised in a foster home run by the church.
11:58When I was 18, I went to the monastery where they let me take my vows.
12:03I've known no other life, and I haven't wanted to.
12:06Okay, sister.
12:07We need you to lie as still as possible.
12:09If you get scared, just let us know.
12:12As Jonah said from inside the whale, when I had lost all hope, I turned my thoughts to the lord.
12:19At least she's got God on her side.
12:21I don't believe in God.
12:22You're not even a little agnostic?
12:24Is it supposed to smell funny?
12:26Someone ralped in there this morning.
12:28We cleaned it up, but...
12:30It's normal, sister.
12:31It's just a few more minutes.
12:33I believe in a higher order that's in control of what happens,
12:37but not one anthropomorphic entity called God that's concerned with the everyday workings of you and me.
12:42What else is there to control but the everyday workings of you and me?
12:44It's always about you, Foreman.
12:47So what are you talking about?
12:47The trees? The fish?
12:48Should they be the ones who think it's all about them?
12:50What about you, Chase?
12:51You believe in God?
12:54I believe sister Augustine is no vascular pathology,
12:57which means no church trials.
12:59Which means Howe's made a mistake.
13:00No, not necessarily.
13:01It could be something else.
13:03Thyrotoxicosis or a carcinoid.
13:04I don't get you.
13:05You don't believe in God,
13:06but you're willing to put complete faith in one man?
13:09Please.
13:10The smell.
13:11Let's get her out of there.
13:14I'm coming, sister.
13:15I got you.
13:16I'm coming.
13:17The smell.
13:19It's gonna be sick.
13:20There's no smell.
13:20Oh, God.
13:21No, God.
13:23Oh, it's Jesus.
13:24It's Jesus.
13:27He's coming for me.
13:29He's burning me for this.
13:31Stop it.
13:31Let's get her on some Ativan.
13:33Oh, please.
13:33Smells religious visions and symptomatic temporal lobe swelling.
13:37We don't want her to.
13:38Oh, help me.
13:39She's seizing.
13:40Good job, huh?
13:41Help me get her on her side.
13:45Religious visions?
13:46Yeah.
13:47And next comes...
13:56Patient tested positive for herpetic encephalitis.
13:58So what's that tell us?
13:59Her immune system is severely compromised.
14:01Oh, I know.
14:02Prednisone compromises the immune system.
14:04Isn't that the medicine that you gave her for that thing she doesn't have?
14:07Yeah, that...
14:09Hey...
14:10I'm thinking that's a trick question.
14:12Her immune system is severely compromised.
14:14Two doses of prednisone wouldn't do that.
14:16Are you hanging your diagnosis on an adverb?
14:18In ten seconds, I'm going to announce that I gave her the wrong dose in the clinic.
14:23You're going to admit negligence?
14:24Unless you leave the room.
14:25If you stay, you'll have to testify.
14:29Five.
14:30Four.
14:31Three.
14:32Two.
14:34So there I was, in the clinic, drunk.
14:36I opened the drawer, closed my eyes, take the first syringe I can find.
14:42So, what are the options for compromised immune system?
14:45Mixed connective tissue disease.
14:47Did it explain why she was feeling better on the prednisone?
14:50Sure, she was feeling better right up to the moment it almost killed her.
14:53On the other hand, it explains the symptoms.
14:56Swollen hands, pulmonary problems, cardiac problems, it all fits.
14:59Except her ANA was normal.
15:00So redraw the blood.
15:01But the treatment is corticosteroids, prednisone.
15:04And we can't go there because of the encephalitis.
15:06Then we'll treat it with something that modulates the immune system but doesn't suppress it.
15:10Hyperbaric oxygen chamber.
15:12There's no protocol for putting a patient in a high pressure oxygen room to treat autoimmune problems.
15:17Oh, you people always with the protocols.
15:21Prep the nun and discontinue the prednisone.
15:31I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are.
15:37You are aware of the Hippocratic oath, right?
15:41The one that starts first, do no harm, then goes on to tell us no abortions, no seductions and definitely
15:46no cutting of those who labor beneath the stone.
15:48Yeah, took a read once, wasn't impressed.
15:50Hyperbaric treatments could cause oxygen toxicity, lung and eye damage.
15:54Every treatment has its dangers.
15:55Which is why we only treat if we're convinced the patient actually needs the treatment.
16:00I'm convinced.
16:01You're not.
16:03The question is, what are you going to do about it?
16:05Hm?
16:08I've been opening Thursday at three.
16:11Do you have a fourth?
16:12Is any good?
16:15Can I call you right back?
16:16Okay.
16:19What's up?
16:24The pressure will force the oxygen into your system, saturate your blood.
16:28It will enhance white cell activity, reduce the inflammation.
16:31And that will help with this mixed connective tissue disease?
16:35We'll be doing about ten treatments and then we'll reevaluate.
16:38The last treatment with pregnazone caused the seizures, right?
16:42How confident is Dr. House about this?
16:45That you reacted so strongly to the prednisone let us know that you had an underlying problem with your immune
16:49system.
16:50I guess it was a blessing.
16:53Of sorts.
17:00What?
17:04What?
17:08What?
17:23What?
17:23That is also why nobody is ever here.
17:27I need to talk with you, Dr. House.
17:30Sister Augustine believes in things that aren't real.
17:34I thought that was a job requirement for you people.
17:37She's been known to lie, to get sympathy.
17:41She's a hypochondriac.
17:43So you're warning me that I may be treating a non-existent ailment.
17:47Sore throats, joint pains.
17:50There's always something wrong, and there's never a reason for it.
17:53Mother Superior plays right into it.
17:55Let's Augustine off work duties, treating her as fragile, special.
18:01That must make you angry.
18:04It bothers me.
18:05It's not really in Augustine's best interest.
18:12You want some?
18:15I shouldn't.
18:22I guess you've got to be good at reading people to be a good infomerian, huh?
18:26Mm-hmm.
18:28So we got pride, anger, envy, gluttony.
18:33That's four out of seven deadly sins in under two minutes.
18:36Do people keep records of these things?
18:38Is there a Cath-Olympics?
18:41They say you have a gift.
18:43They like to talk.
18:44You hide behind your intelligence.
18:46Yeah, that's pretty stupid.
18:48And you make jokes because you're afraid to take anything seriously.
18:51Because if you take things seriously, they matter.
18:54And if they matter...
18:54Yeah, when things go wrong, I get hurt.
18:57I'm not tough.
18:57I'm vulnerable.
18:58I barely know you.
19:00And I don't know if I'm right.
19:01I just hope I am.
19:03Because the alternative is, you really are as miserable as you seem to be.
19:11You know, from the way you're looking at me right now, I'd say you just hit number five.
19:18Lust.
19:32Dr. Brown, I love you, too.
19:43How are you feeling?
19:45A little weak.
19:46That's from the oxygen.
19:48My mouth is dry.
19:50Okay, well, I'll get you some of your tea.
19:55Mixed connective tissue disease?
19:57Her ANA is barely elevated.
19:59Well, thanks for checking up, Hunter.
20:01Good to know you got my back.
20:02O2 sat's down to 83.
20:04Pulmonary problems, breathing problems.
20:06Irritation from the oxygen is typical.
20:08She comes in with a rash, and you put her into a cardiac arrest.
20:10That well just never runs dry, does it?
20:13If there was no underlying problem, why is she still having the rapid heart rate?
20:16Maybe from the herpetic encephalitis caused by you giving her prednisone.
20:20Her reaction is a symptom, not an error.
20:21There's always an explanation, isn't there?
20:23Yes, there is.
20:24And if this one doesn't work, we'll find another.
20:25But never one involving you screwing up.
20:27One that fits all the facts.
20:29Look, we obviously have a difference of opinion, and that's fine.
20:32But unfortunately, I've used up all the time I budgeted today for banging my head against a wall.
20:36I'm going to do you the biggest favor one doctor can do for another.
20:39I'm going to stop you from killing your patient.
20:42You're off the case.
21:03We're going to treat the symptoms.
21:05Not the underlying condition?
21:06There is no underlying condition.
21:07What's her status?
21:08The sister's breathing is labored.
21:11Pneumonitis from the hyperbaric chamber put around 40% oxygen until her O2 stats increase.
21:15B-U-N and creatinine is rising, ALT and AST twice at the normal range.
21:19Could be from the hypertensive episode.
21:21Let's follow them with labs.
21:23She still has the rash and joint pain she came in with.
21:26Order a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory.
21:28When we were looking at the differential diagnosis with Dr. House, we were considering...
21:31I don't need to hear what Dr. House was considering.
21:33All of this woman's symptoms can be traced to Dr. House's considerations.
21:41Okay, let's just get this patient healthy.
21:43I want her going out the front door and not the back.
21:48Hey, it's not like I betrayed him.
21:50Cuddy would have found out about the hyperbaric treatments eventually.
21:53You did what you felt you had to.
22:12Can't get enough of this place, huh?
22:16Came from my stethoscope.
22:18So I shouldn't read too much into the fact that you were looking for it in the drawer with the
22:21epinephrine syringes in it?
22:24Okay.
22:25Yeah.
22:26I'd like to cure my reputation.
22:28Oh, right.
22:29I forgot how much you care about what people think.
22:31Prescribing cigarettes for inflammatory bowel?
22:34It's, uh, because lung cancer, you know.
22:37You know why they have ribbons for breast cancer, colorectal cancer, prostate cancer, and not for lung cancer?
22:43They ran out of colors?
22:45It's because people blame lung cancer patients.
22:47They smoked, they screwed up, they deserve to die.
22:50The reason people die from lung cancer is guilt.
22:53Huh.
22:54Well, guilt does a lot of damage.
22:57You said that with great significance.
23:00You're not here to find your stethoscope.
23:02You're not here to clear your reputation.
23:05You're here because you're having doubts.
23:07You might have screwed up.
23:08I'm here because if I'm right, Cuddy is killing that patient.
23:11Okay.
23:12But if you're wrong...
23:16Then she's saving her.
23:17Fine.
23:18You're going to have to go through every record of every patient who's been through this clinic in the last
23:22two days.
23:23And you're going to have to hope that those records can be trusted.
23:26Which, by the way, yours can't.
23:39These pills will help your kidneys function a little better, sister.
23:49Get your wrist.
23:53What's that?
23:55104.
23:57Is that good?
23:59It's fine.
24:02You're a lousy liar, Dr. Chase.
24:11I have to get this.
24:13Excuse me.
24:17My mother's been dead for ten years.
24:20But she's always with you in spirit.
24:23What do you know about the nun?
24:24Which one?
24:26The cute one.
24:27I think she likes me.
24:28The sick one, obviously.
24:30Her parents died when she was a child, and she's been with the church ever since.
24:34What's she lying about?
24:35Why do you say that?
24:36I always say that.
24:37And the old nun thinks the sick nun is a big, fat nun liar.
24:41You know nuns?
24:41What do you think?
24:42I don't know nuns.
24:42You hate nuns.
24:44You can't hate someone if you don't know them.
24:47Know any Nazis?
24:47Maybe I hate them on principle.
24:50I have a theory about what makes good boys good.
24:53It's not because of some moral imperative.
24:56Good boys have the fear of God put into them.
24:59Catholic Church specializes in that kind of training.
25:02To make good boys afraid of divine retribution.
25:05So they'll do what their daddies tell them.
25:07Like, for example, going into medical school when it's the last thing they want to do.
25:12What do you think?
25:14I think if she did have a secret, her boss would know.
25:23Did you paint or put in new carpets recently?
25:26No.
25:27Anyway, she could have got access to drugs.
25:28Well, we lock all our medications in the infirmary and we don't keep prescription drugs here.
25:33Why haven't you asked Sister Augustine about these things directly?
25:38I found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you
25:42should ask.
25:43Ah.
25:43And have you been speaking to Sister Eucharist?
25:47She ratted out her fellow sister pretty quickly.
25:49If I were you, I'd have her repeat a year of nun school.
25:53Becoming a nun doesn't make you a saint.
25:55Becoming a doctor doesn't make you a healer.
25:57And just because we live in a monastery and we spend most of our time in prayer doesn't mean we
26:02don't find time for drama.
26:04So what is the sick one's drama?
26:07Sister Augustine lived in Catholic foster care until she came to us.
26:14Tea?
26:15Sure.
26:19Do all of you lie?
26:21It's a good strategy.
26:23It's simpler when you all tell the same lie.
26:25But she has not spent her entire lives a good Catholic.
26:28When she had a cardiac arrest, I had to open her blouse to do CPR.
26:31And I learned two things.
26:33Nuns can have nice breasts.
26:35And she has a tattoo on her shoulder of a skunk.
26:40Now, maybe it's the sacred skunk of Joseph.
26:43As far as I know, Catholic foster care and monasteries do not keep tattoo parlors in their refectories.
26:49We consider that our life begins when we put on our habits and take our vows.
26:56What happens before then...
26:58It's irrelevant to you, but it's relevant to me.
27:04Sister Augustine went into foster care when she was six years old.
27:08But she left when she was 12.
27:11She lived on the streets.
27:12She got into drugs.
27:14When she was 15, she became pregnant.
27:17Tried to self-abort.
27:19She lost the child.
27:21She became ill.
27:22We took her in when she came back.
27:23If we had thought it was medically relevant, we would have told you.
27:30It's not.
27:40This tea is delicious.
27:43Local herbs?
27:46Any change with the medication?
27:47Yes, she's getting worse.
27:49Lung function is deteriorating, but U.N. and Crannanin continuing to rise.
27:52She's starting to run a fever and the rash is spreading.
27:55At this rate, she's not going to make Christmas.
27:56Maybe House was right.
27:57Maybe there is an underlying condition that explains the symptoms.
28:00Something we haven't considered.
28:01Like what?
28:02It could be a metabolic disorder.
28:04Specifically?
28:04Like a genetic.
28:06Specifically?
28:06I'm just saying that...
28:07You're just saying you think House is right.
28:09It might be right.
28:10Of course he might be right.
28:11It might be the hand of God at work.
28:13Don't say it's something else unless you've got something concrete to offer.
28:20What's this, hemlock?
28:21I'm going to do you the biggest favor one doctor can do another.
28:24I'm going to stop you from killing your patient.
28:27It's figwort tea.
28:29Great for that little pick-me-up we're all looking for in the morning.
28:32Opens the lungs.
28:33Increases the blood pressure.
28:34Stimulates the heart.
28:35Unfortunately, if you then get injected with even 0.1 cc of epinephrine,
28:40instant cardiac arrest.
28:43Still, what the hell?
28:44It tastes great.
28:45Sister Augustine...
28:46...has been drinking it religiously, so to speak.
28:49If you take the cardiac arrest out of the equation...
28:51All the rest of the symptoms can be explained by a severe long-term allergic reaction.
28:55Well, that's what Cameron said in the beginning.
28:58Yes.
28:58She did.
29:00Well done.
29:02But your unwillingness to stick by your diagnosis almost killed this woman.
29:07Take a lesson from form and stand up for what you believe.
29:11Okay, let's go figure out how to save a nun.
29:15Damn it if you do.
29:16Damn it if you don't.
29:18Because it's been untreated for so long, it's gone from a simple watery eyes, scratchy throat allergy...
29:23...to a whopping I'm-gonna-kick-your-ass allergy.
29:26Compromising her immune system, diminishing her ability to heal and breaking down her organ system.
29:30So, what's the source?
29:31The dish soap.
29:33Now, symptoms persisted days after the dishwashing episode.
29:36It's got to be something she's been exposed to here in the hospital as well as the monastery.
29:39What about the tea? It'd cause her arrhythmia.
29:42It could be, but it's not definitive.
29:43We'll skin test for allergens.
29:45Not yet. She's too reactive.
29:46She tests positive to everything.
29:48We need to stabilize her, isolate her from all possible allergens, give her system a rest.
29:52Get her in a clean room.
29:53Okay.
29:54We'll gradually introduce the allergens and see how she responds.
29:56When she reacts to something, we'll know that's what's killing her.
30:00There you go.
30:01No television, no books.
30:03Not even my Bible.
30:04I'm afraid not.
30:05This room has filtered air, filtered water, even have silk sheets.
30:09Very decadent and hypoallergenic.
30:12You should be feeling better here.
30:18We'll be back to check on you on a little while.
30:21Can the other sisters come in and pray with me?
30:25It'd be better if you don't have any visitors.
30:28Once we isolate what's causing your allergy, then we can be a little more lax.
30:44I can pray with you.
30:46I don't want to die.
30:50Why has he left me?
31:01I was in seminary school.
31:05They asked us once what our favorite passage was.
31:08I chose 1 Peter, chapter 1, verse 7.
31:13These trials only test your faith to see whether or not it is strong and pure.
31:18Your faith is being tested.
31:20As fire tests gold and purifies it.
31:23And your faith is far more precious to the Lord than mere gold.
31:26So if your faith remains strong after being tested, it will bring you much praise and glory and honor.
31:35On the day of his return.
31:37He hasn't left you.
31:43The only thing in the way of you knowing he's there is your fear.
31:46You have a choice.
31:48Faith or fear.
31:50That's the test.
31:52Choosing faith doesn't mean I won't die.
31:54But it will affect how you experience your death.
31:57And therefore your life.
31:59It's up to you.
32:01Why did you leave seminary school?
32:05That test.
32:08You passed.
32:10I didn't.
32:12We'll call you if anything changes.
32:14Will she be alright?
32:15As long as she's not exposed to anything that can aggravate her allergy, she'll be fine.
32:21Need some help in here.
32:28Screw the procedure.
32:29She's in anaphylactic shock.
32:31No way.
32:31She's in the damn clean room.
32:32You kidding me?
32:33Get in here.
32:36Point one cc, Betty.
32:38Betty, intubate.
32:39I got it.
32:40Get the ambulance.
32:55I'm in.
33:08Breathing stabilised.
33:12It's a clean room.
33:22How do you get an allergic reaction in a clean room?
33:27Maybe it was the preservatives in the IV.
33:29Check that.
33:31Latex tubing?
33:32Check that.
33:33Check everything.
33:34Well, it could be mast cell leukemia.
33:37It can cause anaphylaxis.
33:39Check the blood levels.
33:41And it's not used in a philia or radiopathic anaphylaxis.
33:45Maybe it's just divine will.
33:48It's not my will.
33:54You do realize, if you're wrong about the big picture, that is, you're going to burn, right?
34:01What do you want me to do?
34:02Just accept it?
34:03Pack it in?
34:03Yeah.
34:04I want you to accept that sometimes patients die against all reason.
34:07And sometimes they get better against all reason.
34:09No, they don't.
34:09We just don't know the reason.
34:11I think the nuns would agree with you on that.
34:23I just wanted to say that I know that you did everything you could.
34:26I don't need verification from you to know that I'm doing my job well.
34:30That's your problem, not mine.
34:31I was just being nice.
34:33Yeah, well, you don't need to always do that.
34:38Merry Christmas.
34:51Sister Augustine's been extubated.
34:55Good.
34:56She's requested to check out against medical advice.
34:58She wants to go back to the monastery.
35:00Well, talk her out of it.
35:03I think I might have talked her into it.
35:23Room's paid up for the rest of the week.
35:26Might as well stick around.
35:29This illness is a test of my faith.
35:33If it's his will to take me, it doesn't matter where I am.
35:37I can accept that.
35:40Does anybody believe anything you say?
35:44You're not accepting.
35:47You're running away.
35:49Just like you always do.
35:52You ran away from the monastery, get laid.
35:56You ran away from the real world.
35:58When getting laid didn't work out so good.
36:00You know, things aren't working out again, so off you go.
36:04Why is it so difficult for you to believe in God?
36:07What I have difficulty with is the whole concept of belief.
36:12Faith isn't based on logic, on experience.
36:15I experience God on a daily basis, and the miracle of life all around, the miracle of birth, the miracle
36:25of love, he's always with me.
36:28Where is the miracle in delivering a crack-addicted baby, hmm?
36:35And watching her mother abandon her because she needs another score?
36:39Miracle of love.
36:41You are over twice as likely to be killed by the person you love than by a stranger.
36:47Are you trying to talk me out of my faith?
36:50You can have all the faith you wanted.
36:53Spirits in the afterlife, and heaven and hell.
36:57But when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot.
37:01Because you can tell me that you put your faith in God to get you through the day.
37:04But when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.
37:08I don't believe he is inside me and is going to save me.
37:12I believe he is inside me, whether I live or die.
37:17Then you might as well live.
37:21You've got a better shot betting on me than on him.
37:25When I was 15, I was on every kind of birth control known to man.
37:32And I still got pregnant.
37:36I blamed God.
37:38I hated him for ruining my life.
37:41But then I realized something.
37:43You can't be angry with God and not believe in him at the same time.
37:49No one can.
37:51Not even you, Dr. House.
37:58How'd it go?
37:58Well, she has God inside her.
38:02Might be easier to deal with a tumor.
38:05Maybe she's allergic to God.
38:13Looked everywhere for an allergen that could be causing this reaction, except one place inside her.
38:18On her medical history, she didn't mention any surgery.
38:20She had one.
38:21Can we get a record?
38:22What hospital was it at?
38:23They didn't have it at a hospital.
38:25Order a full body scan.
38:26What if she refuses?
38:27Tell her I'm looking for a miracle.
38:32No piercings.
38:34No fillings.
38:35No surgical pins in the arm.
38:38No implants.
38:39It's clean as a whistle.
38:41What's that looking for?
38:44What is that?
38:46I don't know.
38:48Work on it.
38:49Get a 3D representation.
38:56Oh, my God.
39:01The Copper Cross, a form of birth control, pulled off the market in the 80s.
39:06So she's allergic to copper?
39:08Rare, but it happens.
39:10Wouldn't she know she had an IUD?
39:11She had an abortion.
39:13IUD must have been left in, embedded in the endometrial tissue where it couldn't be detected.
39:17So all we have to do is remove the IUD.
39:20Then the symptoms should subside.
39:22I got this IUD when I was 15.
39:25It's been more than 20 years.
39:27It'll prolong the exposure to an allergen with minimal symptoms.
39:30But at some point, all it takes is one last contact to cause a full-blown reaction.
39:35It's like a balloon filled with air, one last breath.
39:37It explodes.
39:39The first time I got the rash was when I was washing the copper cookware.
39:43And all your subsequent symptoms came from ingesting fruit prepared, didn't it?
39:48Dr. House found his miracle.
39:50I doubt he'll interpret it that way.
39:54You told me your favorite passage.
39:57Would you like to hear mine?
40:01Celebrate and be glad.
40:02Because your brother was dead and is alive again.
40:06The prodigal son.
40:09He'll be waiting for you when you're ready.
40:14We'll schedule your surgery for tomorrow.
40:23The sixth circle of hell.
40:26Confined in a sweat box with a bloody nose and all the tissues are soggy.
40:29I think that's the seventh.
40:31No, the seventh.
40:32God, you must be fun at parties.
40:33I think we both know the flaw in that theory.
40:36How's the sister?
40:37Heart rate is normal.
40:38Kidney is functioning.
40:39You know how it is with nuns.
40:40Take out their IUDs.
40:41They just bounce right back.
40:43Great.
40:44Told you I didn't screw up.
40:47You screwed up.
40:48I gave her 0.1 cc of epinephrine.
40:50Yeah.
40:50And if Cuddy hadn't taken you off the case, you would have killed her.
40:55You want to come over for Christmas dinner?
40:58You're Jewish.
41:00Yeah.
41:01It's a Hanukkah dinner.
41:02What do you care?
41:03It's food.
41:03It's people.
41:04No, thanks.
41:06Maybe I'll come to your place.
41:09Your wife doesn't mind being alone at Christmas.
41:11I'm a doctor.
41:12She's used to being alone.
41:16I don't want to talk about it.
41:17Neither do I.
41:22You did good with the nun.
41:25Congratulations.
41:29Merry Christmas, Dr. House.
41:32Dr. Wilson.
41:33That was sweet.
42:30Merry Christmas, Dr. Wilson.
43:00Merry Christmas, Dr. Wilson.
43:08Merry Christmas, Dr. Wilson.
43:08Merry Christmas, Dr. Wilson.
43:12Merry Christmas, Dr. Wilson.
43:14Merry Christmas, Dr. Wilson.
43:18Merry Christmas, Dr. Wilson.
43:19Merry Christmas, Dr. Wilson.
43:19Merry Christmas, Dr. Wilson.
43:20Merry Christmas, Dr. Wilson.
43:20Merry Christmas, Dr. Wilson.
43:21Merry Christmas, Dr. Wilson.
43:21Merry Christmas, Dr. Wilson.
43:22Merry Christmas, Dr. Wilson.
43:23Merry Christmas, Dr. Wilson.
43:23Merry Christmas, Dr. Wilson.
43:23Merry Christmas, Dr. Wilson.
43:24Merry Christmas, Dr. Wilson.
43:25Merry Christmas, Dr. Wilson.
43:26Merry Christmas, Dr. Wilson.
43:27Merry Christmas, Dr. Wilson.
43:44That's some bad hat, Harry.
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