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مسلسل Black-ish مترجم - Episode 3
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00:01Funny thing about evolution, some species flourish in any environment.
00:07So, how the hell does everybody here know you but nobody knows your brother?
00:11By dad and by kid who rides to school with me and who some may think resembles me but is
00:18in no way related to me.
00:21But some species struggle.
00:24Oh no, my hobbits shire!
00:25Son, why are we the only ones carrying an extra credit project?
00:29Well, it's not extra credit per se, more so extra acknowledgement.
00:33Ah, you had me drive all the way to Azusa to get virgin wheatgrass for an acknowledgement project?
00:39You're ass lucky we're in public.
00:41But the thing that always helps you through your struggle is having a sense of community.
00:52Hey, why didn't you give that kid the nod?
00:54The nod?
00:55Yes, the nod.
00:56To acknowledge that you've seen him.
00:58But I don't know him.
01:00What does that matter?
01:01You two have something in common.
01:05Oh my God, you don't even know what you have in common, do you?
01:09It's behind you!
01:10My hobbits shire!
01:16Bob, you should have seen it.
01:18The boy just stared at him.
01:19No nod.
01:20Like his neck was broken.
01:21Well, maybe something is wrong with his neck.
01:23Did you ask him?
01:24Something wrong with your neck, boy?
01:25What?
01:25No, I mean, I don't think so.
01:28So he did nod at somebody.
01:30I don't get what the big deal is.
01:31Of course you don't.
01:32Look, babe, the nod is important.
01:35It's the internationally accepted, yet in spoken sign of acknowledgement of black folks around
01:39the world.
01:39So thank you very much.
01:42So no matter who you are or where you're at, it's your duty to give the nod.
01:49Even in the most extreme of circumstances, we always found a way to let each other know,
01:53I see you, bruh.
01:55Dre, please do not turn this into yet another thing.
01:58The truth is that Junior's generation has a different perspective on the struggle than
02:02you and Pops.
02:03Can't you just let that be a good thing?
02:05No!
02:05Okay.
02:06Bo, the nod is on the same primal level as a baby waving high.
02:10That's right.
02:10Uh-huh.
02:10As a man scrunching up his face when a woman with a big butt walks by.
02:14Ah!
02:14Woo!
02:16Oh, my God.
02:19You don't do that either?
02:21I have failed!
02:22Pops!
02:23I'm sorry, Junior.
02:24Much as I hate to admit it, my idiot son is right this time.
02:27This is basic stuff.
02:28Even the butt thing?
02:29Especially the butt thing.
02:30Basic black.
02:31What?
02:33Wow.
02:34Thank you, Pops.
02:36Oh, you're welcome, son.
02:37You did hear me call you an idiot, yes?
02:39Yes.
02:39Noted.
02:40Well, I've got a 7.30 online call for ghost recon, so...
02:44Pops, we fought too hard for these kids.
02:46They have nothing left to struggle for.
02:48Can't that be a good thing?
02:49No!
02:51Hey, Zoe.
02:53I was...
02:53Okay.
02:54I know, right?
02:55Like, she just comes up to me and starts talking.
02:58That's what I have to deal with.
02:59Okay.
03:00Well...
03:01Hey, guys.
03:02What you doing?
03:04Making posters for Career Day.
03:05Oh, Career Day.
03:06Oh, my God.
03:07I love that.
03:07So awesome.
03:08Jack, what are you drawing?
03:09It's me performing at the Rose Bowl in eight years.
03:12I want to be a teen sensation.
03:14Is that a job?
03:15You tell me.
03:16Let me see.
03:17Whoa.
03:18Oh, real.
03:23Boom.
03:24Can't argue with that.
03:25No money?
03:26Is this a joke to you?
03:28No.
03:29What?
03:29No flex zone.
03:30Sure.
03:31No flex zone.
03:34Oh, test tubes.
03:36Like mother, like daughter.
03:38Those aren't test tubes.
03:40Oh.
03:40They're energy drinks for an ad campaign.
03:42Aimed at kids who are too young to drink energy drinks.
03:46I want to work in advertising.
03:47Like that.
03:48Wait, what do you mean?
03:50Wait, sweetheart.
03:50I thought you wanted to be a doctor, like mommy.
03:54But we're the same thing to work every day.
03:57How long do you have to go to school to be a doctor?
04:00Well, there's four years of college,
04:01and then there's four years of med school,
04:03and then three years of...
04:04I'm going to stop you right there.
04:05Okay.
04:06Daddy just went to college,
04:08and he's got all three pair of easies.
04:10Okay, I'm going to level with you.
04:11You are my only hope.
04:13Zoe is obviously going to marry well.
04:15Probably several times.
04:17Junior, I mean,
04:17we're lucky if we get him out of the house before he's 30.
04:20Optimistic.
04:21And then there's Jack.
04:23Hey.
04:24No flex zone.
04:25Sure.
04:26No flex zone.
04:27Hey, sweetheart.
04:28I need you on this one.
04:31Do you understand?
04:33Mm-mm.
04:37So I started to think
04:38that maybe I was making too big a deal
04:41of this whole Nod thing.
04:43And then...
04:44it happened.
04:51What up, man?
04:52Dre.
04:52Dre Johnson.
04:54The big SBP.
04:55I know who you are.
04:56Charlie Telpy.
04:57They just brought me on as the new account manager.
04:59Oh, well, welcome, man.
05:00Yeah.
05:00Hey, where'd they bring you from?
05:01Starbucks, headquartered up in Seattle.
05:03It's rainy up there.
05:05Mm-hmm.
05:05Wet and sad.
05:06This move saved my life.
05:07Glad that happened for you, brother.
05:08Yeah, yeah.
05:09A lot of bad stuff happened up there in Seattle.
05:13Oh, okay.
05:14Well, look, I'll catch you later, brother.
05:15Yeah, yeah, you will.
05:17Unless you heard something I don't know.
05:18Like what?
05:19Like they gonna fire your brother
05:20right after hiring him.
05:21No.
05:21They wouldn't do that, right?
05:23You cool, man.
05:24Everything's all right?
05:24Because I do my work.
05:26Okay.
05:27All right?
05:27I'm gonna see you all right.
05:28Oh, okay.
05:28Yes, sir.
05:29All right.
05:29All right.
05:30Okay, cool.
05:30Good?
05:31Yeah, I'm good.
05:31All right.
05:32Good for him again.
05:33All right, now.
05:34Yeah.
05:35Nice guy.
05:35I mean, he was a bit of a hugger and a double dapper, but who cares?
05:40We connected, and that's what I wanted for Junior.
05:42I need to give my boy some of this.
05:44White guy.
05:45White guy.
05:46White guy.
05:47Wow.
05:48There really are no black guys your age at your school.
05:51Hey, what about him?
05:52He's Filipino.
05:53I'm sure that's what his mother tells him.
05:56Hey, what about that dude?
05:57Sri Lankan.
05:58Not even a real place.
06:00What about him?
06:01He's from Malawi.
06:02Where's that?
06:03Africa.
06:04Africa.
06:05Pass.
06:07Why doesn't Zoe have to do this?
06:09I have black friends.
06:11You know, I'm cool, plus I'm black, which is cool, so I win twice.
06:15Wow.
06:16The black pool at your school is very shallow.
06:19It is?
06:19Mm-hmm.
06:20I haven't noticed.
06:22Of course he hadn't.
06:23It wasn't Junior's fault.
06:25This one was on me.
06:26I'm the one who put him in that private school.
06:28I had made him the fly in buttermilk.
06:31So it was up to me to make it right.
06:32I was determined to fine-tune you some black friends.
06:37Hey, boys.
06:39You like chips and soda?
06:41Huh?
06:43What are you?
06:4312?
06:4413?
06:45No, no, no, no, no.
06:46No, no.
06:47Nothing weird.
06:48No, nothing weird.
06:49Just looking for some young black boys to bring back to my house.
06:56Uh, ma'am, after hearing that back in my head, you are doing the right thing.
07:02I'm going to roll off now.
07:04All right.
07:06Stupid child molesters.
07:08Can't even invite kids back to your house for delicious snacks anymore.
07:14Oh, Tito's chips, cheesy chips, and snickerdoodles.
07:18What a waste.
07:19I can't believe I bought all this stuff for nothing.
07:21So you were trolling for boys?
07:23I was not trolling.
07:25I saw the best candidates, and I made my pitch.
07:28Which, by the way, had that lady not been sitting there, would have resulted in us having
07:32three beautiful black boys in our home.
07:34Problem solved.
07:35Hmm.
07:36You're wearing the same thing again.
07:38Oh, shocking.
07:41Dre, we need a sensible method to find juniors and black friends.
07:45It's not going to result in your prosecution or imprisonment, okay?
07:48Oh, oh, I've got it.
07:50Come on.
07:50Oh.
07:52Boom.
07:53The Leimert Social Club?
07:55Yeah.
07:56Sounds like a bougie club for rich black kids.
07:59No, thank you.
07:59No, no, no.
08:00They have get-togethers.
08:02Community outreach, cultural enrichment.
08:04Sounds culty.
08:05It's not culty, Dre.
08:07Look.
08:08Look at this.
08:08Black people, gardening.
08:11When was the last time you saw that?
08:13You mean besides our nation's 400 years of non-consensual gardening?
08:18Okay, fine.
08:19So, maybe not your thing, but it might be Junior's thing, so you just need to try it.
08:23All right.
08:23Anyway, I need to go to my very cool job where I save lives and get to wear, oh, clogs
08:31and
08:31toe socks.
08:33What?
08:35Okay.
08:37I'm not one to keep an open mind or listen to people, but I was desperate.
08:40So, I decided to check out the Leimert Social Club.
08:46So, we at Leimert Social Club have certain core values of service, leadership, and collegiality.
08:52Tell us what you're looking to get out of your membership.
08:54More black friends for my son.
08:57Okay.
08:58Sure, he'll make plenty of friends, but specifically, what ways would you like to see him enriched?
09:05Like an overall blackening?
09:06Well, think of the boy as a piece of salmon and your club as the skillet.
09:10Hmm.
09:11I'm not sure you understand what we do.
09:14No, no, no, no, no.
09:15We know what you do.
09:16Uh-uh, cotillion, special events, fundraisers, blah, blah, blah.
09:18It's all right there.
09:19See, what we're interested in is the horde of black children you have.
09:22Mm-hmm.
09:23Well, we don't refer to our children as a horde.
09:26Oh, fair enough.
09:27Fair enough.
09:28But, for example, what concentration of black are we talking about?
09:32Yes.
09:33Now, are we talking raw, uncut biggie black or locale Drake black?
09:38Excellent question, son.
09:39Thank you, father.
09:40So, as we came to the mutual agreement that the LeMert Social Club probably wasn't for us,
09:45Bo was attempting a little social engineering of her own.
09:47I thought you said we were taking a day off of school to do fun stuff, like get frozen yogurt.
09:53We are doing fun stuff.
09:55After I show you all the very cool stuff that I do here, we're going to go downstairs to the
09:58cafeteria,
09:59and because I'm a doctor, you're going to get some free frozen yogurt.
10:03Free or not, hospital yogurt is not how I saw my day going.
10:08Huh.
10:08So, look at this, G.
10:09This is my workstation.
10:12See, I put an IV into the patient's arm, and then I monitor their vitals during the procedure to make
10:20sure that they don't die.
10:22Mom?
10:23Huh?
10:23Do you know what's better than all of this?
10:26What?
10:27Last week at Dad's job, Justin Bieber wrestled Kevin Durant's dog for the rehearsal of a Nike commercial.
10:35The rehearsal.
10:37Got it.
10:37I make sure people don't die.
10:39But at Dad's job, they actually wrestle people.
10:43Mommy saves people.
10:44Just saying.
10:46Can we go now?
10:46Meanwhile, I still needed to figure out how to help Junior, so I retreated to my favorite thinking spot.
10:52What's up, Dre?
10:54Executive washroom.
10:55Nice.
10:56Good thing they never lock it.
10:58Whoa, whoa, whoa.
10:59Let's stop right here.
11:01Does this guy not know you're in a protocol?
11:03You start on the ends, always leaving a buffer.
11:07See these two right here?
11:09These are your spacers.
11:10They're just for show.
11:11They are never to be used under any circumstances.
11:14And above all else, never make direct eye contact.
11:18And you never.
11:19I see you representin', holdin' the dead down over there.
11:23Charlie, what's up, Charlie?
11:25Oh, nothin', man.
11:26You know, just tryin' to stay two steps ahead of the man.
11:29You dig?
11:31What's wrong, Dre?
11:32You lookin' pensive.
11:32Oh, uh, maybe this is just my pee face.
11:36No, I know your pee face.
11:38There's somethin' else goin' on.
11:39I don't know if it was because he knew my pee face, or because I was desperate to change the
11:44subject.
11:44But I downloaded him on what was goin' on with me and Junior.
11:47And believe it or not, Charlie had a pretty interesting take.
11:50Look, all your son need to do is understand the struggle.
11:54You get me?
11:55Hmm.
11:55Take him back to the hood.
11:56Charlie may not have known all the urinal decorum, but he's alright.
12:00Woo!
12:01Woo!
12:01Mm, mm, mm.
12:03So wasn't lunch awesome?
12:05Yeah, I love warm chicken ale soup.
12:08Look, this is our locked drug cabinet.
12:11It is filled with very dangerous and very powerful narcotics.
12:14And there is only one key, and I have it.
12:19Oh, my God!
12:20How long has this been like this?
12:22They're gonna take my key from me.
12:24Dr. R. Johnson to the ER.
12:26Okay, that's me.
12:27Listen, uh, Nurse Larry?
12:29Uh, this is my child.
12:30I'll be right back.
12:31You stay with him, okay?
12:34Hmm.
12:34Hey.
12:38I like your glasses.
12:49This is it, son.
12:50Look at that.
12:50Look at that.
12:51This is the place that made me.
12:52Being here will teach you everything you need to know about the struggle.
12:55A kid in the bathroom asked me if I wanted to buy a police car.
12:58Ah, the lessons have already begun.
13:02Some of the best lessons you'll ever learn will be right here on this court.
13:05Hey, it's the pickup game.
13:06Definition of instant camaraderie.
13:09Five strangers coming together to form one team.
13:12We gotta get you out on the court, son.
13:14Come on.
13:15Yo!
13:16We got next!
13:18Stretch it out, son.
13:23What the hell are you doing?
13:25Pilates.
13:28I think I got it.
13:30Just bear with me one second.
13:32Here we go.
13:33Look.
13:34Rubber turkey.
13:35Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
13:37I love it.
13:38Man who has a woman's job.
13:42I have to go to the bathroom.
13:44Do you know where the bathroom...
13:46Yeah.
13:51Yeah.
14:01I'm coming up, so you better get this party started.
14:05Get this party started on a Saturday night.
14:10Everybody's waiting for me to arrive.
14:13Full of artists freaking as I'm coming up fast.
14:17I'll be burning rubber, you'll be kissing my ass.
14:22I'm coming up, so you better get this party started.
14:27Get this party started.
14:30Get this party started on a Saturday night.
14:37Oh, my God.
14:39Baby, how much did you see?
14:42All of it.
14:45You're yelling at me for Junior getting tomahawked on.
14:48You took Diane to the hospital.
14:50She saw a tomahawk in somebody's skull.
14:52Oh, no, I know.
14:53Oh, my God.
14:54I traumatized our daughter.
14:56Diane's broken, and Junior telegraphs his passes.
14:59Here it comes!
15:02We're horrible parents.
15:04Horrible.
15:05Hey, Rachel.
15:07What's up, Charlie?
15:08Hey, what's up, baby?
15:10Oh, my God.
15:12Heaven on a spoon.
15:13You got to try this.
15:15You know I'm not a big soup, Sheriff, brother.
15:17I'm good.
15:17No, you're not, and I ain't about to have you being mad at me for not making you try this.
15:21Now, open up.
15:22Get some.
15:22Charlie, Charlie.
15:22Hard pass, man.
15:24All right, you need to pump your brakes.
15:26All right, player.
15:27I'm pumping.
15:27You know, you've been riding my bumper pretty tough.
15:29Hey, relax.
15:31My bad, dawg.
15:32I'm just, you know, just trying to fit in a little bit.
15:34You know, me and my son, we new out here.
15:36Don't know nobody, you know, especially, you know, black people.
15:39No worries.
15:40Sorry, man.
15:41Hey, you say you got a son?
15:42Yeah, around the same age as yours.
15:44We should get him together, man.
15:46What's he doing tonight?
15:47He wide open.
15:48I could drop him off and wait outside and listen to my TD Jake tapes by myself.
15:54Charlie, Charlie.
15:55How about you both come by for dinner?
15:57That would be great.
15:59All right.
16:00What time?
16:00Seven.
16:01Cool.
16:01We'll be there before eight.
16:03Okay, that's cool, brother.
16:04No late at 8.30.
16:05Charlie?
16:06Nine.
16:06Pump your brakes.
16:07I'm pumping.
16:07I'm pumping, brother.
16:08I'm pumping.
16:10No late at 10.
16:11Hey, sweetie.
16:13Hi.
16:13You know, I've been meaning to talk to you.
16:15I was so excited to bring you to the hospital.
16:17But I'm really sorry that you saw those terrible, terrible things.
16:22I saw a man with a hatchet in his head.
16:27It was awesome.
16:31Excuse me?
16:32And that guy with coyote bites.
16:34Sweet.
16:35And you said sometimes people die.
16:37And it could be the doctor's fault.
16:39But no one can actually say so for sure.
16:42Right?
16:44Right.
16:45Right.
16:45Technically, that is true.
16:48Hmm.
16:48I definitely want to be a doctor.
16:51Definitely.
16:52I'm going to go till Jack.
16:54He'll be so jealous.
16:58Yes!
16:59Oh!
17:03Dad, do we really have to do this?
17:05I was kind of hoping that my first blind date would be with a girl.
17:07Yeah, I was kind of hoping you wouldn't need a blind date.
17:10Yes, Sam.
17:11It's okay.
17:12Hey, what's happening, Jack?
17:14How you doing, man?
17:15All right.
17:16Hi there.
17:16Hi.
17:17And you must be Rainbow.
17:19I am.
17:19I brought you some flowers.
17:20Oh, how nice.
17:21It's so lovely.
17:22It's a wrist corsage.
17:24Nice.
17:25This is my son, Eustace.
17:27We call him useless.
17:31You're the only one who calls me that.
17:34That's because I love you.
17:36And you don't do a whole lot.
17:39Have you eaten already?
17:41What?
17:42The, um...
17:43Oh, it's just burgers.
17:45Not much.
17:46Burgers.
17:46Okay.
17:47Hey, son, why don't you go kick it with your new black friend, all right?
17:50No, take him upstairs.
17:52So, is there a Mrs. Telphy, or...
17:55Oh, actually, we, uh...
17:58We're going through a pretty nasty divorce right now.
18:00Oh.
18:01You are?
18:03Just go upstairs and play.
18:07All right, well, uh, let's...
18:08Yeah, let's go get comfortable.
18:10Sure.
18:10Can I take that burger?
18:11No.
18:12No.
18:12Oh.
18:13Okay.
18:14You know, when your wife cheats on you, didn't shoot you, you'd think you'd feel angry.
18:20And I did.
18:21But also felt inadequate.
18:24Everything shut down.
18:26All this stuff down here stopped working a long time ago.
18:30Oh, my.
18:31Yeah, now I know why they call it junk.
18:33Okay.
18:37Well, I think that, uh, meatloaf is chasing that burger to the exit.
18:41You know what I'm talking about.
18:42You know what I'm saying.
18:43I do know.
18:45Um, which bathroom is no one using for the rest of the night?
18:48Whichever one you use.
18:49All right.
18:50Okay.
18:51Top of the stairs to the left.
18:52Top of the stuff?
18:53I'll find it.
18:53If I don't, then y'all got a problem, right?
19:03So your friend seems nice.
19:04Okay, babe.
19:05Charlie isn't for everybody.
19:07Charlie isn't for anybody.
19:09Not only were we verbally accosted, he has no boundaries.
19:12He showed us JPEGs of his rectal polyps.
19:14Which were benign.
19:16Babe, showing empathy towards Charlie is a part of the struggle.
19:21I'm tired of the struggle.
19:22Look, babe, Charlie may have some idiosyncrasies,
19:24but if this is what it takes to get Junior a new black friend, so be it.
19:28Okay, fine.
19:29Dre!
19:30Dre!
19:31Hey?
19:32Look what I found in your closet.
19:35OG air wands!
19:36Huh?
19:38Oh, no.
19:40Please take my shoes off.
19:41And it feel like you ain't never wore these before.
19:44Please take my shoes off.
19:45And guess what?
19:46Please take my shoes off.
19:47Just gasped.
19:48And you're not wearing socks?
19:50And we wear the same size, huh?
19:54Hey, Eustace, it's time to go.
19:55Your daddy's ready to go right now.
19:56Come on, immediately.
19:57Hang on, Dad.
19:58We're on the verge of a breakthrough.
20:00Ain't nobody got time for that!
20:01You ain't got no more black friends at my house.
20:03Let's go, Eustace!
20:05What were you gonna say?
20:06Just, we should coat the bridge with moss to slick it up.
20:09That way the orcs can't cross into Rivendell.
20:11How did I not think of that?
20:13Give me some.
20:15Yes, Gaga, yes!
20:17And it was at that moment I realized that struggle comes in a lot of different forms.
20:23Junior's was just different than mine.
20:25But no matter what your fight, you still need your community.
20:31And you need to let them know, I see you, bro.
20:36And for Junior, nerd is the new black.
20:40Sorry, Orange.
20:43There you go.
20:44Scrunch, son.
20:45Ooh, scrunch it.
20:47Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no.
20:49Just do what comes natural.
20:50Just lighten up a little bit.
20:51You're not scared.
20:52You're not scared.
20:52Look, here comes another one.
20:54Lock and load, son.
20:56Lock...
20:57Okay.
20:58Okay.
20:58Good form.
20:59Good form, Junior.
21:00Yeah, he's a natural.
21:03Is it okay if I cuss?
21:05Sure.
21:09Dang.
21:15That's exactly what I said when I met your mama.
21:19Yeah, come to think of it, me too.
21:20Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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