00:00Jenny, would you want to go to prom with me?
00:01Well, I'd like to, but...
00:02She's taken.
00:03Wait, I thought you were going with Jessica.
00:04I'm going with Jessica and Jenny.
00:06You've got two prom dates?
00:07I've got 37 prom dates.
00:08Seriously?
00:09This is very typical for our species.
00:10And Miss Hopkins is okay with this?
00:12Yeah, bro, I'm taking her too.
00:13Well, then who am I supposed to take?
00:15Don't know, don't care.
00:15How about Sally? She lays square eggs.
00:17She's mine, Carmichael.
00:19But I can't go alone.
00:19Then why don't you stay home and hang out with your AI girlfriend?
00:22Knock it off, Kevin.
00:23Oh, hey, David. Got any grapes?
00:24Very funny.
00:25Don't let him get to you, babe.
00:26I won't, babe.
00:26I wish our species made it for life.
00:28Those two have been together since fifth grade.
00:30You know what his secret is, right?
00:31No, what?
00:31His ding-a-ling's shaped like a corkscrew.
00:33Hey, I heard that.
00:34What? It's true.
00:34Kevin, I've been thinking.
00:35I'd really like to go to prom with Daniel.
00:37Carmichael?
00:37Wow, really?
00:38But you're my prom date.
00:39Yeah, one of 37.
00:40You think you can steal my chicken nugget?
00:42Whoa.
00:43Cockfight! Cockfight!
00:44Well, wait a minute, Kevin.
00:45You're going down, Carmichael.
00:46I know Brazilian jiu-jitsu.
00:48My money's on the Rhode Island Red.
00:49I'm all in on the Jersey Giant.
00:50Everybody freeze.
00:51Uh-oh, it's Officer Greg.
00:52Cockfighting's illegal in all 50 states.
00:54We were just joking around.
00:56You chickens are going straight to juvie.
00:57But what about senior prom?
00:59Just you and me, babe.
