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مسلسل Boy Meets World مترجم - Episode 7
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00:04Hey guys, hmm, collecting snails?
00:07Yeah, Mr. Feeney said we can take them off with flowers and use them for bait for when we all
00:11go fishing Sunday.
00:12Fish don't eat snails.
00:19Gee, I guess I was mistaken.
00:24Whenever you guys are ready, the Bassmaster here is all set to pass on to the younger generation
00:29some of the finer points of spin casting.
00:32Manipulating young and impressionable minds.
00:35I hope you're proud of yourself, Mr. Feeney.
00:37Indeed I am, Mr. Matthews.
00:41Now, the main thing to remember is that basically it's a simple flick of the wrist.
00:45You open the bale, hold the line with your finger, and then it's 2 o'clock, 10 o'clock.
00:512 o'clock, 10 o'clock.
00:532 o'clock, 10 o'clock.
00:56Kind of a quarter-after-three thing you got going on there, Dad, huh?
01:01May a fellow angler try his luck?
01:03Be my guest, George.
01:08That fell out there.
01:17It's like getting back on a bicycle.
01:19One never forgets.
01:20Mr. Feeney, you fish?
01:22Oh, sure.
01:23I'm an old bass hog from way back.
01:25I'll never forget that September morn.
01:291956.
01:30I was after smallmouth bass on the Louisiana Delta.
01:33Sounds fascinating, George.
01:35Spanish moors hanging down, and the cypress maize jutting up through the brackish water over the bayou.
01:42Sounds fascinating, George.
01:44Dad, how come Eric's not coming with us this year?
01:47Well, your brother's discovered girls.
01:49He can't sit still.
01:50When you're Eric's age and you can't sit still, I'll take Morgan.
01:53It's the endless cycle of fishing.
01:55And what about after Morgan?
01:57Well, then I'll just be some guy in a fishing hat with a lot of boring stories.
02:03Did you just scare yourself, Dad?
02:05Oh, yes, I think I did.
02:58Oh, yes, I think I did.
03:09Hi, I'm Morgan, and this is my brother, Eric.
03:13He's very shy.
03:15Ha, ha, ha.
03:15Good girl.
03:18Eric, what are you teaching her?
03:21Nothing.
03:22I can help Eric meet girls.
03:25No, you don't.
03:26She doesn't.
03:27You don't.
03:27My brother thinks you are so cute.
03:30Mm-mm.
03:33So, this is why you've been taking her to the mall.
03:35Well, I think it's great.
03:37You do?
03:38Mm-hmm.
03:38Ha, ha, ha.
03:39I think it's a perfect way for you and your sister to spend quality time together.
03:44Well, you know, some guys use a golden retriever.
03:46I figure, why not use the weasel here?
03:53It's grandma.
03:55It's grandma.
03:55Hey, it's grandma.
03:56Yeah, it's grandma.
03:58Okay, open up a lane.
04:00I'm coming through.
04:14I've been sitting on my keister for ten hours in that Winnebago.
04:18I need some stretching room.
04:20Hey.
04:20Grandma, grandma.
04:21Hey.
04:23Where's my present?
04:25I thought this year maybe you were going to buy me one.
04:28Nuh-uh.
04:28You're the grandma.
04:29I am?
04:30Oh.
04:31Well, in that case, uh-oh.
04:34What have we here?
04:36A dolly.
04:38Well, it's a shrunken head.
04:41Not a real one.
04:42They don't sell real ones in Tijuana.
04:44Not for a buck.
04:46That's a cool bullwhip, grandma.
04:48Oh, yeah, and it's yours.
04:49I had the wagon master to go with it, but he slipped out of the cuffs in Juarez.
04:56I know, I know.
04:57I didn't call.
04:59You never do, Bernice.
05:00Well, it's not my style.
05:01Hey, I got something for you, too.
05:03Yeah.
05:04Dried cactus.
05:04It's from Albuquerque, an old Navajo tradition.
05:08Keeps you regular as a diesel.
05:10Well, thanks for preparing us for middle age, Mom.
05:13We'll think of you several times a day.
05:16So, what brings you to our neck of the woods?
05:18Did your convoy swing through?
05:20Yeah, yeah.
05:21We made a killing in bingo country, so now we're heading out to Palm Springs to buy ourselves
05:25some new butts.
05:29Grandma!
05:29Ah, kiddo!
05:30Finally decided to show your face, huh?
05:32What'd they do, let you out of detention early?
05:34Yeah, well, I heard La Cucaracha from all the way down at the park.
05:38Yeah.
05:39How long are you staying?
05:40Ah, just the weekend.
05:42Speaking of which, hey, you two kids, cancel all your plans for Saturday, because, Morgan,
05:47you and I are going to go shopping.
05:49We are going to buy so many new clothes, you won't know what to do with them all.
05:52I'll wear them, then I'll throw them on the floor.
05:57Why not?
05:58And then I thought we'd take in the auto show.
06:00I hear they got some pretty hot babes sitting on the hoods of those hot rods.
06:05There's something I might enjoy.
06:08And Sunday, kiddo, you and I, we are going to go get this baseball card signed by the
06:15guy in the picture.
06:18Cal Ripken?
06:19This is Cal Ripken!
06:21This is Cal Ripken!
06:22How'd you get this?
06:24How'd I get it?
06:27I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
06:31And then I pried that out of his cold, dead fingers.
06:36Or I bought it for seven bucks at a swap meet.
06:39You make the call.
06:41And we're going to get him to sign it?
06:43Well, would you like that?
06:44What are you, new?
06:52Oh, man, that was the best auto show ever.
06:55They had Bernie Capel and Jamie Farr right up there on the same stage.
07:00Where else are you going to get that?
07:02Hey, Cor, check it out.
07:04Had the Lamborghini girl sign my arm.
07:08Lamborghini girl?
07:09Eric, how can you even compare the Lamborghini girl to Cal Ripken?
07:14Has the Lamborghini girl played 1,900 straight games?
07:18No, but has Cal Ripken ever posed for the Victoria's Secret catalog?
07:23Eric, I feel we're growing apart.
07:26Told her maybe we could take a drive once I get my license.
07:29She laughed, but it was a flirty laugh.
07:35Graziella Terziana.
07:37I think she's French.
07:41Boy, I'm bushed.
07:43What with chasing your sister in and out of dressing rooms
07:45and chasing your brother away from those bikini models' dressing rooms.
07:48These dogs are barking.
07:50You're not too tired for tomorrow, are you?
07:53Are you kidding?
07:54You and me?
07:55I wouldn't miss that for the world.
08:13Mr. Matthews, just the man I wanted to see.
08:16Mr. Feeney?
08:16Let me ask you.
08:17If one were entertaining a young woman, a young girl your age, how would he go about it?
08:25Mr. Feeney, you dating a teenage girl?
08:31Not since the Eisenhower administration.
08:35No, my niece is visiting for a few days.
08:38She's your age.
08:39She'll need to be entertained.
08:40And I thought that maybe you could help me out.
08:43Look, I would love to meet your niece, Mr. Feeney, but see, I got this really bad case of strep
08:48throat
08:49spreading down my lungs and, like, into my pancreas, so, as you can see, I'm completely strep.
08:57Relax.
08:58I'm merely curious as to how a contemporary teenage girl entertains herself.
09:04Oh, okay.
09:05Well, it's my experience that if they can't find a senior with a car,
09:08they'll settle for some gullible sophomore who's willing to empty his pockets on a dinner
09:13he can't really afford, a movie he doesn't want to see, and a door slam in his face.
09:19Somewhere in that brimming cup of bile, I heard dinner in a movie.
09:23Yeah, see, dinner in a movie is the premier form of dating entertainment, you know.
09:26Dinner, movie, movie, dinner, dinner, dinner, movie, movie.
09:30A wonderfully rich tapestry of human experience.
09:35Don't mock what I am, Mr. Feeney.
09:41Mom, where's Grandma?
09:42We were supposed to leave ten minutes ago, and her Winnebago's not even outside.
09:46You know what, Cor, I was gonna bake some blueberry muffins.
09:50You want me to help me?
09:51Bake?
09:52Mm-hmm.
09:52Yeah, yeah, I do.
09:54There's nothing I'd rather do more.
09:56Oh, wait, I'm lying.
09:57I'd rather go to Baltimore.
09:59Well, how about just until you leave?
10:02Ah, so, how long do you think I could go without taking a shower
10:06before my arm gets all gross and disgusting?
10:09Is this what's gonna happen to me when my hormones kick in?
10:13Yeah, like, I don't have anything else in my mind but girls.
10:16Look, I got a lot of other things in my mind besides girls.
10:19A lot of other things.
10:20There's like, girl, girl, right there, right there.
10:23Where?
10:24It's Feeney's niece.
10:26She's unbelievable.
10:27Like, I gotta think, I gotta think.
10:28She, gotta take her to a world she's never been to before.
10:31Dinner, movie, movie, dinner.
10:33This has to be perfectly orchestrated or else it's gonna...
10:35Weasel!
10:40Okay.
10:42Weasel, do you remember what we've been practicing?
10:44This is my brother, Rerick.
10:47He's very shy.
10:49I got it.
10:52Perfect.
10:53Look, in exactly one minute, I want you to come outside and do what we've been doing at the mall.
10:57How will I know when it's a minute?
11:00Hey?
11:01Minute ding.
11:02Minute ding.
11:03Minute ding.
11:04Movie.
11:04Dinner.
11:04Movie.
11:05Dinner.
11:08How you doing, Mr. Feeney?
11:09And how can I help you in the garden today?
11:11Come on.
11:14Oh.
11:16Hi, I'm Eric.
11:17I'm Jessica.
11:19Strep throat cleared up, did it, Mr. Matthews?
11:21Strep throat?
11:22A guy like me?
11:23No, see, I work out much too hard to ever get strep throat.
11:26So, uh, where would you like me to move this enormously heavy bag of fertilizer?
11:30I hadn't planned on moving it at all.
11:32Well, let me just effortlessly toss it over here, then.
11:35Who the...
11:46This is my brother, Eric.
11:49He's very shy.
11:52Speaking of fertilizer...
11:55Is this your little sister?
11:57That she is.
11:58I love Eric.
11:59Eric.
12:01Oh, please.
12:02Jessica, you couldn't possibly fall for this line of...
12:05She is so cute.
12:06And so well rehearsed.
12:10Eric's taking me to the carnival today.
12:13When did I say that?
12:15Looks like your parrot has learned a few new words.
12:19You want to come with us?
12:21Oh, with us.
12:22To the carnival with us.
12:24Yes.
12:25Please come with us.
12:27Well, if that's okay with you, Uncle George.
12:30Well, I think the polite thing would be to extend an invitation for me to join you.
12:37Mr. Feeney, would you like to come to the carnival with us?
12:43Oh, thank you so very much for asking, but no.
12:47I'd rather have gum surgery.
12:57Okay, now remember to take those out in a couple of minutes so they don't stick.
13:00Yeah, Mom, I kind of got the hang of it in the last four batches.
13:04Is Grandma lost or what?
13:06I don't know, Cor, but...
13:08Hey, you know what?
13:08Who's going to bake a cake next?
13:10Do you want to help me out?
13:11Look, Mom, I know you're trying to do this to distract me and all, but what if something
13:16happened to Grandma?
13:17Maybe we should call the police.
13:18No, I don't think so.
13:19Why not?
13:20Because I'm sure that she's fine.
13:22Then why isn't she here yet?
13:24Honey, I've known your grandmother for a long time, and there's something you need to understand
13:29about her.
13:30I understand that if Grandma's not here yet, she must have a very good reason.
13:41She's not coming, is she?
13:49I'm sorry, Cor, I know this is disappointing.
13:52Um, it was just a stupid road trip.
13:55I mean, what kind of city is Baltimore, anyway?
13:57An American League city.
13:59Hey, why don't you call Sean, see if he wants to go bowling?
14:03Cool, I'll drive.
14:04Or I'll drive.
14:05That could work, too.
14:08I'll call my best bud, Sean.
14:10The one guy I can count on to be there.
14:13Hi, Miss Hunter.
14:13It's Cory.
14:14Sean around?
14:16What do you mean he's gone fishing?
14:19Did you know your husband's cheating on me with someone else's son?
14:23You forgot to call Sean.
14:26Goodbye, Mrs. Hunter.
14:30I forgot.
14:32You didn't tell him you weren't going on the fishing trip?
14:35I forgot.
14:37So he still showed up.
14:39I guess he didn't forget.
14:41And now he's out there with my dad, drinking root beer, eating potato chips, bonding away.
14:48I miss one thing with my dad, and he drops me for the first available son.
14:55Where are you going?
14:56I'll be in the treehouse.
14:58Hold my calls.
15:05Eric is the best brother in the whole world.
15:09That's enough, Morgan.
15:11That was so sweet of you to play four hours of skee-ball just to win her that draft.
15:16Yeah, 3,000 tickets.
15:19Eric's going to give me his new sunglasses.
15:22No, he's not.
15:23You know, you can really tell a lot about a guy by the way he treats his sister.
15:27Oh, you mean these?
15:29There you go.
15:33Eric is such a good-looking boy.
15:37Yeah, thanks.
15:38Are we all done for the day?
15:40Yes, we're done.
15:41Bye-bye.
15:45She's adorable.
15:47She's not the only one.
15:50Who's Graziella Turziana?
15:53What?
15:54My name.
15:55It's written on your arm.
15:58Uh, I can't stop every girl who wants to sign my body.
16:02Oh, Mr. Charming.
16:04I could loan you a pen.
16:06And smart, too.
16:08Using his little sister's date bait like that.
16:11That obvious, huh?
16:12Oh, yeah.
16:14Big mistake.
16:15Did I say that?
16:16So I didn't have to work so hard.
16:18Who said you had to work it off?
16:38Nice night, huh?
16:41Yeah.
16:43Well, we're just, uh, passing through.
16:46Good.
16:47Pass.
16:48Pass.
16:51Eric, the lip master.
16:56Yeah, sure.
16:57Look, anybody else or are we all done here?
16:59Everyone have a great day without me?
17:01How long have you been up there?
17:02Long enough to watch you swap spit with a feeny.
17:10Well, I'd say the mood is sufficiently killed, wouldn't you?
17:13Dead and buried.
17:15I think my little sister's busy tomorrow, so looks like it's just you and me.
17:18I'll bring the pen.
17:20Good night.
17:22Everyone.
17:26She's related to Feeny?
17:30Nice.
17:31Nice.
17:34Nice?
17:36She's beautiful.
17:37I mean, it's the most incredible girl I ever kissed.
17:39Which puts her at the top of a list of what?
17:42Two?
17:46Look, making out is not a spectator sport.
17:50Ooh.
17:54What are you doing back from Baltimore so early?
17:56I didn't go to Baltimore.
17:58Why not?
17:58Because I stayed here all day because Grandma dumped me.
18:01Well, my best friend was out stealing my dad.
18:04Oh, crow up.
18:05I wasn't stealing your father.
18:07Good night, Sean.
18:08Good night, Dad.
18:12So Grandma never showed, huh?
18:13No, she didn't.
18:14You want to talk about it?
18:15Doesn't really seem like there's much to talk about.
18:18Ooh, boy, are you wrong.
18:20Where are you going?
18:21I'm hungry.
18:22Sean ate everything on a boat except the worms.
18:25He usually likes those.
18:31Uh, I can highly recommend the muffins.
18:40He's got a little dry.
18:43Great.
18:44I cook and I slave and this is the thanks I get.
18:46You made this?
18:47I didn't have anything else to do because Grandma didn't show up.
18:51I've been there.
18:52Wait a minute.
18:53She did this to you?
18:54Hey, pick a category.
18:55Uh, you like sports?
18:56Uh, birthdays?
18:57You like rocket ships?
18:59I'll take rocket ships.
19:00All right.
19:01Um, one day my class was supposed to go on this field trip to the Franklin Museum of Science.
19:06See the man in space exhibit?
19:08Cool.
19:09Yeah, it would have been.
19:10It said that Grandma forgot to return the permission slip, so I didn't get to go.
19:16I've been there.
19:17Yeah, me too.
19:18And I felt just the way you're feeling now.
19:20Did you hate her?
19:22Well, no, it's kind of hard to hate her, Cor, you know, because a couple of months later she woke
19:26me up in the middle of the night.
19:27She bundles me up.
19:28She throws me in the Winnebago.
19:30We drive for two days and two nights.
19:32Where'd she take you?
19:34Cape Canaveral.
19:35Mercury 3.
19:36First American in space.
19:38My classmates are back in Philadelphia looking at a little black and white TV.
19:42You know, I'm there feeling the heat from the rocket on my face.
19:46Grandma took you all the way to Cape Canaveral?
19:49See, Grandma doesn't show love like other people do, but she loves you no matter what you think.
19:53She just shows love in her own way.
19:56And when she's with you, she wants it to be so special that you'll always remember.
20:00I always do remember.
20:02Yeah, so do I.
20:04When that rocket took off and the smile on my face was a mile wide,
20:08and all America was watching their little TV set,
20:11I remember that my mother was watching me.
20:21Guess who?
20:27Hi, Mom.
20:27Hi, Alan.
20:28You'll never change, will you?
20:30Would you want me to?
20:32Nope.
20:35Hey, kiddo, look.
20:37I know we were supposed to go to Baltimore today,
20:39but you'll never believe what came up.
20:40It doesn't matter, Grandma.
20:42Oh, sure it does.
20:43I know you wanted to take me.
20:44I really did.
20:46Yeah.
20:46Did I tell you that my Cal Ripken card was my favorite one?
20:50It is?
20:50Yeah, and his signature might have just messed it up,
20:53just like that Lamborghini girl messed up Eric's arm.
20:57The next time my convoy swings by here,
20:59you and I are going to do something really special.
21:02I can't wait.
21:04Hi, Grandma.
21:05Cor.
21:06Look, Deb, I've been up in my room for the last 20 minutes, okay?
21:10Alan, I would appreciate it if you kept your son and his hormones inside the house.
21:16At least until my niece leaves.
21:19Why, George, what are you talking about?
21:21Eric's been up in his room for 20 minutes.
21:25Excuse me, I will not be jerked around.
21:27Oh, well, excuse me, but as the matriarch of this family,
21:31not to mention a card-carrying member of the Kiwanis Club,
21:33I can personally vouch for the fact that this fine young man
21:36has been up in his room for the past 20 minutes.
21:38And excuse me, Miss Kiwanis,
21:41but how could you know that
21:42when I just saw you pull up in your Winnebago
21:46and run over my mom's not 40 seconds ago?
21:50Who is this guy?
21:51My teacher.
21:53Does he give you straight A's?
21:55No.
21:56And why not?
21:57Have you talked to the boy?
22:01Okay, teach.
22:02You just better kiss the rest of those moms goodbye.
22:08Who was that woman?
22:09My grandma.
22:10Don't you just love her?
22:12No, I don't.
22:17Well, I do.
22:28Cal Ripken Jr.
22:30Rookie year.
22:31I never thought I'd actually get to hold one of these things.
22:34My grandma picked it up at the swap meet for seven bucks.
22:38Seven bucks in dog years?
22:41This baby's worth 150.
22:43Easy.
22:44It is?
22:46Yeah.
22:47Boy, your grandma must really love you.
22:49Yeah.
22:51Or else she shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
22:56You're kidding, right?
22:58I'm not sure.
23:00Sure.
23:00Sure.
23:02Sure.
23:04I'm not sure.
23:05I'm not sure.
23:06I'm not sure.
23:07I'm not sure.
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