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00:01Tonight, on The New...
00:02From Boulder to Birmingham.
00:05Luke's lost love is a lady in danger.
00:08It's either her or me murder.
00:10And all the hazard comes to the rescue.
00:34Just a good old boy.
00:38Never meaning no harm.
00:42Beats all you never saw.
00:44Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
00:49Straightening the curves.
00:52Flatening the hills.
00:56Someday in the mountain I'd get them, but the law never will.
01:01Making their way, the only way they know how.
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
01:13Just a good old boy.
01:17Wouldn't change if they could.
01:21Fighting the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.
01:33You know Daisy, I do believe our cousin looks just a little bit nervous.
01:36Yeah, I'd say so.
01:38Hey Luke.
01:39Huh?
01:40Are you a little nervous?
01:41I guess so.
01:43Well I can't say there's some blame. It's been a long time, eh?
01:46Seven years?
01:47I'd say that's a real long time.
01:49Now, old Luke is tighter than a preacher's hat band.
01:52And the reason is over at the Boer's Nest.
01:54And that's the reason.
01:56Miss Candy Dix.
01:57You see, when old Luke was in the Marines, he courted Candy.
02:00Luke was a lance corporal, and she was just starting her singing career.
02:04And they ain't seen each other since.
02:05Oh, yeah.
02:06Sometimes old Luke ain't too swift.
02:09Yeah, you want her autograph too, don't you?
02:10Well, she's gonna be appearing here at the Boer's Nest.
02:13That's it.
02:14Oh, ain't that pretty?
02:15Now that too slick looking fella on the phone is Candy's manager,
02:19Eddie Lee Memphis, from Nashville.
02:21The other dude is his cousin, Hobie Winters.
02:24Please, Mr. Starkey, I need more time.
02:27Give me a few more days, please.
02:28Eddie Lee, a man gambles.
02:30A man loses.
02:31A man pays.
02:32One way or the other.
02:36Now, if I don't get that 100,000 you owe by sundown,
02:41you gonna pay.
02:42Tell the way.
02:48Hobie, that man's gonna kill me for sure.
02:51What are you gonna do?
02:53Only one thing I can.
02:56Go through my thing, see if there's anything left to borrow on.
02:59Well, everything, including this motorhome, is already mortgaged as it is.
03:03I know it, Hobie, I know it.
03:05I gotta find something.
03:08There's some way to get that motorhome.
03:13I'm gonna end up to late, Eddie Lee Memphis.
03:16You know what, Flay?
03:18Daddy's gonna go sneaking into the boar's nest and see that pretty candy dick, you know, the singer.
03:24And I'm gonna get a personalized autograph from her.
03:27Oh, then I'll get a personal autograph picture of her Bow Wow for you, too.
03:33Oh, it's him, Deuce.
03:34Oh, it's him, Deuce.
03:35All right, here we go.
03:36Neither sleep nor rain nor...
03:38What is that?
03:39Oh, no.
03:42Here we go again.
03:43All right, another one of the rascal's speed traps.
03:45Hang on, Bo, we're late already.
03:47Come on.
03:47Luke, would you just calm down?
03:49I ain't never not got you there before, have I?
03:58All right, uh...
03:59No.
04:00Well, uh, hang on.
04:10Hang on to your flea collar.
04:11Here we go.
04:13Blue flash.
04:14Uh-oh.
04:18What do you call Roscoe P. Coltrane in a tree full of monkeys?
04:20What do you call Roscoe P. Coltrane in a tree full of monkeys?
04:21Ranch manager.
04:23Oh.
04:26Oh.
04:27Oh.
04:27Oh.
04:28Oh.
04:28Oh.
04:30Oh.
04:31Oh.
04:36There ain't diddly here, Obie.
04:42Hey, Obie.
04:43Howdy.
04:46Show's starting.
04:48Coming?
04:50What are you doing?
04:52None of your business.
04:54How come you can't ever talk nice to me?
04:57Look, honey, I got me a problem right now, so don't ask for a nice stuff figured out.
05:01All right?
05:01Yeah, but all the mentors, I just...
05:02Look, it's all you gotta worry about is singing them pretty little songs that you wrote, you hear?
05:08Now leave me be.
05:10I gotta think.
05:21Now leave me be.
05:35I gotta think.
05:35I got the last young candy.
05:39This'll do it, Obie.
05:40This'll do it.
05:41Do what?
05:43It's worth $75,000.
05:46I'm the beneficiary.
05:47Oh, yeah.
05:49But that means you can only collect if candy dies.
05:55You said it, Obie.
05:57I didn't.
05:58But Eddie Lee.
06:02Murder?
06:13well done.
06:16Huh?
06:18No.
06:30Full comparing it to something like your mother's told murder?
06:34I'm stopping because I'd like to dedicate this song to a real good friend of mine, Luke Duke.
07:02I'll take you through that wonderland that only two can share. All I ask you is let me be there.
07:14All I ask you is let me be there.
07:32Let me tell you, uh, uh, Andy Lee, that girl sure is something. Uh-huh. She could have been a
07:39big, I mean, uh, she's gonna be a big star. Oh, yeah, a big star. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:46Rogo, you caught them Duke boys yet? That's a big fact. Negatory, Bosh. Uh, the Duke's got away. They got
07:52away. Oh, you noose girl, you knucklehead, you pee-free.
07:58Come on, you two. Why don't you both meet Candy? Yeah, well, two's company, four's a crowd.
08:03She sure is good. Yeah, well, as soon as she gets a look at me, Luke's gonna lose her all
08:08over again. Oh, yeah? I doubt that.
08:12How'd I look? Hmm. No, you look great. Get on in there.
08:24Who is it? Ghost in the past.
08:30You were great. You were great. You're prettier than ever. Dang it. I am sorry I haven't read it.
08:38Crazy.
08:40Oh, Candy, you are doing just, you're doing great. Thanks, Luke.
08:45So what are you doing here in a place like the boar's nest?
08:48Well, I wrote some new material and I needed a little club that was kinda out of the way to
08:53try it.
08:54Well, you found that all right. But I'll bet there's a hundred other clubs just like it.
08:58Oh, you know I wanted to see you. Oh.
09:00Listen, I'm gonna need to talk to you. I need your help.
09:04Whatever you need, you got it. We got all day to spend together.
09:07I'd like that.
09:19Uh, Hobie, Eddie Lee, my manager. This is Luke Duke.
09:25Please meet you both. How you doing? All right.
09:29We're gonna spend the day together.
09:31Uh, I'm afraid not, Candy. We got some important business we gotta do today.
09:34Oh, nothing could be more important than my seeing Luke.
09:37Now, Candy, come on.
09:38I'm not asking you, Candy, honey. I'm telling you.
09:40So why don't you go back in there and finish dressing, all right?
09:42I think the lady ought to be able to choose what she does.
09:46Well, why don't you do yourself a favor, Duke. Let me do the thinking, all right?
09:50Luke, we wait outside.
09:52You bet.
09:56Excuse me, gentlemen.
10:06Don't you mind hanging around a while?
10:08No.
10:09Where's Candy?
10:10Something wrong?
10:11Yeah, there sure is.
10:12I ain't leaving until I find out what it is, either.
10:18Hey.
10:18Where do you think you're going?
10:20I'm gonna talk to Luke.
10:21No.
10:21I tell you what you gotta do.
10:23You gotta come with me.
10:24Now.
10:25Hey, hang on a second, friend.
10:26You just turn it loose, all right?
10:28Listen, I ain't your friend.
10:30And this ain't your business.
10:33Luke?
10:33I was hoping he'd do that.
10:34Don't hurt him.
10:39Hey, don't you think you better help him?
10:41Nope.
10:46Yeah, I guess I see what you mean, bud.
10:47Come on, let's get out of here.
10:50Hey, Luke.
10:51What was all that about?
10:52Excuse me.
10:53I'll tell you later.
10:53Okay.
10:56Let's get in there.
10:58Come on.
10:59We gotta get her back around as good as dead.
11:10We didn't get a chance to introduce anybody.
11:13Uh, Bo, Daisy, this here's Candy.
11:14These are my cousins, Daisy and Bo.
11:16Hey, Candy, nice to meet you.
11:18Hi.
11:18Nice to meet you.
11:19Boy, I'll tell you one thing, my cousin sure was right.
11:22You're just as pretty as a rainbow and sing like a little bird.
11:25Aw, thanks, Bo.
11:26Just keep it up, Bo.
11:28Hey, you know what, Bo?
11:29I don't think they need our company.
11:31So why don't you just drive, huh?
11:33Okay.
11:40Wait a minute, they might not need our company, but we got a little company we can't do nothing about
11:44now.
11:46It's Eddie Lee and Hobie.
11:48Good.
11:49We'll get a chance to finish this once and for all.
11:51Bo, look out!
11:57I can think of smarter things to do and chase Luke Duke and try to take his woman away from
12:01him.
12:02By eating a grenade.
12:04Hey, hold right here, boys.
12:07Candy, get out of that car!
12:09Stay put, Candy.
12:11We'll do as Luke says.
12:13We'll be keeping covered.
12:16Come on, teach this guy a lesson.
12:18You know, I had a teacher like that once.
12:21It never works.
12:34Let's go.
12:36Look out.
12:46We gotta get Candy back.
12:49Yeah.
12:50How?
12:50I think you go anywhere in the county right now.
12:52We don't know the territory.
12:54Well, what about that J.D. Hogg guy?
12:56He knows everybody and everything in Hazard.
12:58Come on, let's get him to help us.
12:59Come on, let's go.
13:06Oh, gosh.
13:07Sorry, Luke.
13:09I'm not used to getting out of that window.
13:10Oh, you got her?
13:11Hey, she's surprised.
13:12Hey!
13:14Hey, Uncle Jesse.
13:16Hey, I got somebody I want you to meet.
13:18Oh?
13:18Yeah.
13:19Luke took Candy back to the farm and introduced her to Uncle Jesse.
13:23Candy dedicated this beautiful song to Luke.
13:25It was really something.
13:26Well, it was Luke here who gave me the courage to try for a career.
13:30When we first met, I was just a scared little country girl.
13:33He helped me believe in myself.
13:35Well, Luke's apt to do that.
13:37Luke, why don't you show Candy around the place
13:39while Bo and Daisy and me go in and fix something scrumptious for this pretty girl?
13:45Sweet talking sure runs in this family.
13:47Looks like she's got us all figured out.
13:49Yeah, I guess so.
13:50Come on.
13:56Oh, Luke.
13:58I thought a lot about you over the years.
14:01Shoot, I thought a lot about us over the years.
14:04Us?
14:05Well, how come you never proposed?
14:08Oh, I proposed about a hundred times standing right in front of my mirror.
14:12Did you never ask me?
14:14I suppose I was scared.
14:16I was in the service.
14:17I didn't know what I was going to do when I got back or if I got back.
14:22Then there's your career.
14:24I always knew you was going to make it if you got half a chance.
14:27You sure didn't need a husband around to complicate things.
14:32I love you, Luke.
14:46Come over here a minute.
14:48There you go.
14:49There you go.
14:52You're having problems with Eddie Lee, ain't you?
14:57You know, it wasn't always like that.
14:59Yeah.
15:00When I first met him, he was real nice.
15:02Got me play dates, concerts.
15:06He even got me a record deal.
15:08What happened?
15:09I don't know.
15:10Must have been the crowd he was running with.
15:12They were into all kinds of things.
15:14Gambling.
15:16You know, I bet that's when he started to...
15:20He started stealing from you?
15:22It's not too hard to figure.
15:25Why don't you do something about it?
15:27I did.
15:27I saw a lawyer.
15:30He said if I took Eddie Lee to court, I could break my contract with him.
15:33And?
15:34And Eddie Lee found out I saw the lawyer.
15:37Luke, he said if I didn't sing for him, I wasn't going to sing for nobody.
15:41Is that right?
15:43I don't know what I'm going to do, Luke.
15:45I'm trying to put my kid brother through college.
15:47I got a family that's counting on me.
15:49Hey, hey, hey, hey.
15:51Come here.
15:54Did I ever make you a promise I didn't keep?
15:58Well, I promise you that before you leave Hazard, you ain't going to have to worry about Eddie Lee no
16:03more.
16:05Look how you're going to do that.
16:07Just let me worry about it, all right?
16:12Meantime, Roscoe was signing Candy's name to her picture for boss to raise a little petty cash.
16:18Only listen, listen, listen.
16:19There's got to be some way that a sharp, smart entrepreneur like me can buy his way in and get
16:25himself a share of Candy Dix's country.
16:29Oh, well, well, well, well, and well.
16:32If it ain't the manager of the best little old country and western singer I ever did see.
16:37Hogg, let's cut the bull and get to the point.
16:39Somebody named Luke Duke and a blond-haired dude kidnapped Candy.
16:43The Duke's kidnapped Candy Dix.
16:45All right, well, here's the sheriff.
16:46All right, now we'll have him get right out there and we'll do our best to find her.
16:52For a price.
16:53Are you looking for a bribe, Hogg?
16:55Well, of course he is.
16:57Let's just call it business.
16:59Only this time I'll pay you to get a bid.
17:04What my little fat buddy's trying to say is that he wants a piece of her contract.
17:08You took the words right out of my mouth.
17:10Say, what would you say to 25,000 for 10%?
17:16Eddie Lee, you could use 25,000 bucks if you kept my drift.
17:21Indeed I do.
17:23Hogg, you drive a hard bargain, but you got yourself a deal.
17:26I do, all right, all right.
17:27That is a deal, isn't it?
17:29Keepers, keepers, keepers.
17:30Get right out there, will you?
17:31Find them Dukes and then you put them under surveillance.
17:33Oh, yeah.
17:34Oh, yeah, right.
17:35Oh, whoa.
17:35Why can't he pick them up?
17:36Oh, he will.
17:37Oh, he will.
17:38He will.
17:39Once the contract of ours is signed.
17:42Yeah.
17:42Back at the farm, Luke was finishing out lining a plan.
17:45Aimed at changing Candy's life for the better.
17:48Luke, will you just run by me one more time?
17:50You bet.
17:50Me and Bull go into town and file a complaint against Eddie Lee for assault with a deadly weapon.
17:55The law picks him up.
17:56While he waits for his trial, you can stay here with us.
17:59Yeah, that's right.
18:00And by the time he gets out of jail, you're going to be such a big country music star,
18:03he won't know what to do with himself.
18:04Do you think Boss and Roscoe are going to help us?
18:07Listen, J.D.'s not against doing the right thing.
18:09As long as you don't come close to his wallet.
18:14Well, I guess it's settled.
18:15Oh, there is one other problem.
18:17By now, Eddie Lee knows where we live.
18:19Oh, that's right.
18:20And that means that she sure as heck can't stay here.
18:21Where else would she be safer?
18:23Well, she could stay with me and Bo wherever we go until we get him picked up.
18:28What do you say, Candy?
18:31Let's get the show on the road.
18:32All right.
18:34Once we get Eddie Lee in jail, I figure me and Bo will take a pick up
18:37and go over and pick up whatever you need from the motorhome.
18:39All I really need is my music portfolio and my guitar.
18:43You guys got me believing everything's going to be all right?
18:45You got my word on it.
18:47Better than that, you got our word on it.
18:59Well, you best stay here with Candy while I explain things to boss.
19:02Well, cousin, I'm flattered you trust me.
19:04I trust you, I trust her.
19:11Oh, this is a beautiful contract. A beautiful contract.
19:13Now, I'll just sign it right here, J.D. Hogg, and then you sign it right there on the dotted
19:20line.
19:21Partner?
19:22Boss, there's a man I want you to have Roscoe pick up for assault with a deadly weapon.
19:25Assault with a deadly weapon, huh?
19:27Well, just who might this man be?
19:28Him. A little while back, he tried to...
19:30Oh, very interesting.
19:31On the corner, my new partner here just swore out a kidnapping charge against you.
19:36I'll get Roscoe here to handle the legalities.
19:39Yeah, that won't be necessary.
19:40Boss, look, I don't know what you got going with these two, but you got to listen to me.
19:43That little country western...
19:44Hey, listen up, Duke. Listen up.
19:46I'll drop all the charges against you.
19:49I just want Candy back.
19:50Oh, you hear that?
19:51Now, ain't that reasonable?
19:53It don't sound that reasonable to me.
19:57Hey!
19:58Hey!
20:00Hey, hey, hey!
20:03Hey, hey, hey!
20:05Hey, hey!
20:07Get it, boy, we got trouble!
20:10I got you.
20:24Do go now.
20:26I did it.
20:27Made me scuff my vehicle.
20:29I already caught him, too.
20:30I love that hot pursuit, but took out that fence.
20:33Now, with a backslash, she's going to try to make me pay.
20:36Where'd he go?
20:37Where'd he go?
20:37Give her some text.
20:38Where'd he go?
20:38Oh, Rasko! Rasko, did you see him?
20:40Yeah.
20:41Did you see him go out there?
20:42Did you see him?
20:42They run me off, and I hit that fence over there.
20:45Oh, you sure did take it out, didn't you?
20:47Yeah, I got most of it.
20:49All right, we'll just don't stand there flapping your lips.
20:51Go after him.
20:51Cuff him and snuff him.
20:52You know who was with him?
20:53Who?
20:53That lady, Candy Dix.
20:55Who?
20:56Oh, Candy Dix.
20:57Candy Dix.
20:57Yeah, she can ride back with us.
20:58All right, all right.
20:59Yeah, she will.
20:59All right, listen.
21:00I'm going to appoint you legally sworn in deputies.
21:03Hear me?
21:04Hear me?
21:05All right, come on.
21:06Come on, get going.
21:27There ain't nothing to worry about.
21:28We'll just head over to Chickasaw and get in touch with the state police.
21:39Enos, Enos Strange, this is J.D. Hogg calling Enos Strange.
21:42Come here.
21:42I'm all ears, Mr. Hogg.
21:44And no brains.
21:45All right, Enos, believe it or not, the two boys just kidnapped Candy Dix, and they're
21:51probably headed for the state line, thereby violating their probation.
21:55I've already contacted Sheriff Little.
21:57You know him, and he's roadblocking Route 11.
22:00And so what I want you to do is to cover Route 7.
22:03Route 7?
22:04And block their escape.
22:05Do you read?
22:06Oh, yes, sir, Mr. Hogg.
22:08I read every chance I get.
22:10I like boy dog stories best.
22:12The one about Patches at play was my favorite in grammar school.
22:15It's all about this dog named Patches.
22:17He's got one brown eye and one blue eye, and his master named Christopher, and they was
22:22out playing with the squirrels and the cows on the farm one day.
22:29First of all, you both here are almost killed by Eddie Lee, and now you're both wanted for
22:32kidnapping.
22:33Why don't you just let me go back to him and try to straighten out this mess that I made?
22:37You just don't worry.
22:38We've got a good chance of making it to the state police.
22:41All we've got to do now is lose Roscoe and his friends and find some place to hide you
22:44until it gets dark.
22:57Hey, Bo, why don't you just let them fellers pass you?
23:02All right.
23:04Hang on there, Candy.
23:09Hey, hey, Bo.
23:25Oh, Flash, this is embarrassing, isn't it?
23:33Oh.
23:43Do something.
23:45Pull up next to him, knock him off the road.
23:47Well, that'll kill him for sure.
23:48That's right.
23:49An accident will flee from the law, which happens to be us.
24:03Oh, Luke is still thinking like a Marine.
24:06Take to the high ground.
24:14Did you see that?
24:15Don't try it, man.
24:19What do we do now?
24:21We better get back and press the fat man.
24:24I can't believe what just happened.
24:26Yeah, that Eddie Lee sure is a hard worker, ain't he?
24:29No, I mean, jump in that.
24:31Welcome to Hazard County, Candy.
24:33Now we've got to find a place to hide you.
24:36Hey?
24:37How about up above Cooter's garage?
24:39Well, they would never suspect that.
24:40That's just right under their noses.
24:42I'll see me, Uncle Jesse and Daisy.
24:44They'll meet us there.
24:44All right.
24:47Colonel J.D. Hogg proudly presents.
24:50No, no, no.
24:51That speech ain't right.
24:52It's too modest, and it ain't up to date.
24:55Wait a minute.
24:55I'm going to try that speech again.
24:56Let me see now.
24:57Oh, I got it.
24:59Colonel Jeff Hogg, the man who made a superstar out of a sweet little girl and her guitar proudly
25:05and with great pleasure and humility, presents.
25:09Colonel Jeff Hogg ain't going to be presenting anybody,
25:11because we ain't got anybody to present.
25:13What?
25:14What?
25:15Da-da-da-da.
25:16Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
25:18What are you boys talking about?
25:19I got the Duke surrounded.
25:22You mean I ain't got the Duke surrounded?
25:24What are you going to do about it, partner?
25:26They could be hiding candy anywhere.
25:28Well, listen, don't get so upset about it.
25:31You don't have to scream at me like that.
25:32Listen, my man, Sheriff Coltrane, knows every Duke hideout in the county.
25:36You hear?
25:36And listen, what you could do is you could go back to your motorhome
25:39and then you could do something helpful,
25:42like start booking our star on them big TV shows.
25:46Listen, I'll have candy back within an hour.
25:48Yeah, you can bet your life on it.
25:51Uh, what if those Duke boys call the state police?
25:54All right, I'll take care of that, too.
25:55Just a minute.
25:58Oh, Gersie, this is J.D. Hogg, the source of your show's support.
26:01Yeah, listen here.
26:03If any of them Duke boys or their friends try to put any coals through,
26:08you put them on hold and get back to me.
26:11Will you do that, Henry?
26:13Yeah, that's the idea.
26:15We'll be waiting for your call, Colonel Hogg.
26:17Yeah.
26:20This is J.D. Hogg calling Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane,
26:23and I'm also calling Deputy Inner Street.
26:25Now, listen, them Duke boys are still out there somewhere,
26:28so don't let your guard down, you hear me?
26:30You guard them roads I told you to guard, you hear?
26:32And block their escape, whatever you do.
26:35Knowing everybody had looked for candy at the Duke farm,
26:38they decided to hide her right under old boss's nose
26:41at Cooter's Garage.
26:42Well, now, the candy's safe.
26:43All we got to do is wait till night.
26:44In case I'm going to sit down.
26:46I hope you're right about candy being safe.
26:48What do you mean, Luke?
26:50Well, if Eddie Lee wants her back so bad,
26:52why'd he try and run us off the road?
26:53He could have killed her.
26:55It don't make sense.
26:56No, what good is she to him if she's dead?
26:59I'll be a whole lot happier about this whole thing
27:01once we talk to state police.
27:02Well, why don't you call them up?
27:04Now, you got to figure boss has got to Gussie by now.
27:07Bo, why don't we take a run over to the motorhome
27:09and pick up those arrangements candy needs?
27:11What, go to the boar's nest?
27:12That's a little bit too risky, don't you think?
27:13Not if we hide out in the back Cooter's truck.
27:16I don't want to give her any excuse
27:17to go running back to boss's new partner.
27:19Oh, what do you say, Cooter?
27:20Can we hit your ride?
27:21Oh, yeah, just give me a minute.
27:22Let me rent something up.
27:23I sure hope you're not thinking of doing anything foolish
27:25like calling Eddie Lee.
27:28Daisy, if I don't go back to him,
27:29Luke could get hurt real bad.
27:31Listen, I'll tell you,
27:32if you go back to Eddie Lee,
27:34it's going to hurt Luke a lot worse
27:36than anything Eddie Lee could do.
27:38Believe me.
27:40Hello, mobile operator,
27:41call me 555-2093.
27:43Hey, hello, Mr. Starkey.
27:44See, this is...
27:46I know who it is.
27:47You got it?
27:48No, no, but I will have, I swear it.
27:50See, my gal's got a life insurance policy
27:52naming me the beneficiary,
27:53but making that policy pay off
27:55may take another day.
27:58I'd like a 24-hour extension.
28:00First off,
28:01I don't care how you're going to get that money.
28:03Second,
28:05I got a partner.
28:07I'll talk to him.
28:16Meanwhile,
28:16boss is waiting anxiously
28:18to hear some good news
28:19from Roscoe and Enos.
28:20There weren't none.
28:40We can outrun him.
28:42We can outthink him.
28:43Hey, Connor, stop the truck!
28:51Hey, Cutter, keep him up front.
28:54All right!
28:56What's your problem, Roscoe?
28:57Out of the way, Cutter,
28:58I'm going to give your vehicle a twice-over.
29:00Somehow, I have a feeling
29:01there's a couple of skunks under there.
29:03Look, I don't care what you do,
29:04you can look anywhere you want to
29:05as long as you stay out of the cab of my truck.
29:07A man's cab is his castle.
29:08Oh, your cab, huh?
29:10Go on, see!
29:11Dummy, dummy, dummy.
29:13Shame, shame, shame.
29:13That's where they are.
29:15Don't look in that cab, Roscoe.
29:16I'm looking under the cab.
29:17Whatever you do,
29:17don't look in that cab.
29:18Roscoe, you can't fool old Roscoe.
29:20No, no, no,
29:20don't look under that seat.
29:21Stay away from that seat, Roscoe.
29:24Don't look under them floorboards,
29:25under them floor mats, either.
29:26Whatever you do,
29:28don't get under that seat.
29:29And you're going to need a search warrant
29:31to look in that glove compartment.
29:32Oh, the glove compartment!
29:34They can't hide in a glove compartment.
29:39Well, I know they have to be around here.
29:42Well?
29:43Yeah.
29:44Where have you hit them?
29:45I mean, they have to be here,
29:48and that's ridiculous.
29:49I mean, look anywhere you want.
29:51I just, you have any other ideas
29:54where I could look?
29:55I just, I just, I have an idea.
29:59Watch them underneath.
30:00I'll bet it's right.
30:01Wait a minute.
30:01Wait a minute.
30:02Wait a minute.
30:03You hung up on my car there.
30:05Let me see it.
30:06Bring my vehicle back here.
30:08Let's just listen.
30:09You can fool some of the sheriffs
30:10some of the time,
30:11and most of the sheriffs
30:12most of the time,
30:13but you can't fool this sheriff
30:15half.
30:17You can't.
30:18You can't.
30:27That'll be Starkey.
30:28Keep your fingers crossed.
30:33Hello?
30:34Italy?
30:34Candy?
30:35Candy, where the devil are you?
30:37I'll come back to you
30:38if you give me your word
30:39that you won't hurt Luke
30:40or any of his kin.
30:41Oh, Candy, of course not.
30:43What happened between
30:44your old boyfriend and me
30:45was just a misunderstanding.
30:47Now, where are you?
30:48I'm in town.
30:49Let me see.
30:50Um, I'll pick you up
30:51in front of the emporium
30:52in about 30 minutes,
30:53and I promise you and me
30:56will never have another
30:57crossword between us
30:58as long as you live.
31:04Let's go, Hobie.
31:06Let's go, Hobie.
31:20These are back.
31:25These are back.
31:29All righty.
31:31Got it?
31:34Them hazard folks
31:35do have fun,
31:36don't they?
31:38All right, good.
31:41All right, and Flash
31:42will be all right
31:42for a little while.
31:43Give her a little break
31:44from Roscoe.
31:45That's all right.
31:46That's all right.
31:48All right.
32:14All right.
32:14Hey, hey, hey.
32:17I just need a little ride here.
32:20Just, I'm worried
32:22without it.
32:26Oh, yeah.
32:29Oh, oh.
32:32Oh.
32:33Oh.
32:34Oh, I just,
32:36Oh, okay.
32:41All right.
32:42So, I'm serious.
32:43This time.
32:44All right.
32:45Freeze!
32:47All right.
32:48I'm condominating.
32:49I'm condominating.
32:51I'm taking this vehicle.
32:52Now.
32:53I'm serious.
32:54Now.
33:04Any luck, Cooter?
33:06No.
33:07Luke?
33:09Not a thing.
33:13Not at all.
33:18Hold it down, Melissa.
33:20Yeah?
33:22Eddie Lee, my partner,
33:23says we can't extend
33:24that deadline.
33:24So, if that singer of yours
33:26is still alive,
33:27come sundown,
33:28you're dead.
33:31Now, wait a minute.
33:32What the heck
33:32is that all about?
33:34What's he mean
33:35if she's still alive
33:35by sundown?
33:36Who's...
33:37It means that Eddie Lee
33:38was trying to kill her,
33:39all right.
33:40It still don't make any sense.
33:42This might make it
33:43make sense here.
33:43Look at here.
33:44This is a life insurance policy
33:46on the life of one
33:47Candace L. Diggs.
33:49That's what it is, all right.
33:56Right there.
33:57Eddie Lee Memphis
33:58is a beneficiary.
34:00Candy?
34:07Oh, no.
34:09Uncle Jesse,
34:10Candy's gone!
34:15Where'd she go?
34:17I don't know.
34:17She left this note.
34:20See?
34:24Dear Luke,
34:25I guess I still love you
34:26too much to see you
34:27and your fine family
34:29get hurt.
34:29By the time you get this,
34:31me and Eddie Lee
34:32will be long gone.
34:35I'll never forget
34:35you love Candy.
34:37Come on, Daisy.
34:38We gotta find her.
34:39He's gonna cash in
34:40on his life insurance policies.
34:42He can pay off
34:42his friend on the phone.
34:44Yeah, and you can bet
34:45he ain't through trying
34:45yet neither.
34:46You can bet
34:47the farm on that.
34:48Wait a minute.
34:49It's a mobile phone.
34:49We can go right
34:50past Jesse.
34:53Operator,
34:53could you give me
34:54hazard 741, please?
35:05They ain't answering.
35:06Let's hope we ain't
35:06too late.
35:07All right.
35:07All right, freeze!
35:09All right,
35:10I got you now.
35:11Now, ain't that the way?
35:13Just about the time
35:14the jam starts to gel,
35:15a fly lands in it.
35:20Where is that girl?
35:21Where's that Candy Dixon?
35:22Roscoe, she's in serious trouble.
35:23Eddie Lee's trying to kill her.
35:25Oh, tiddly-tuddly.
35:26And I've heard
35:27of the Tooth Fairy,
35:28but that doesn't mean
35:28it's true.
35:29Now, where is she?
35:30Uh, Roscoe, you got it.
35:31She's right in here.
35:32Yeah, see, I knew it!
35:33Over there!
35:33Right in there!
35:34Go, ho!
35:35Go, ho!
35:35Cooter, explain it
35:37all to Roscoe, okay?
35:38And, uh, show them
35:38that insurance policy.
35:40Oh!
35:41Oh!
35:42All right, Cooter.
35:44Now, are you gonna tell me
35:46about Candy Dixon
35:47while she's innocent
35:48or what?
35:49She's gotta be
35:50in town here somewhere.
35:51I'm just getting
35:51so worried, Uncle Jesse.
35:54Uncle Jesse,
35:55there she is!
35:59Candy!
36:01Wait a minute,
36:02wait a minute,
36:02you can't catch him.
36:03We gotta get on the CB
36:05and keep that car
36:05in our sight.
36:06All right!
36:08Get the General, Lee!
36:18Maybe they just all
36:19went out for a walk
36:20or something, huh?
36:22I ain't buying that either.
36:25The boys and Uncle Jesse
36:27exchanged all the bad news.
36:29It was clear that somehow
36:30Owen Luke had stopped
36:31Eddie Lee
36:32before he stopped
36:33to attend his career
36:33at home.
36:34We can't see him now,
36:36but they were headed
36:36toward Peachtree Lane.
36:38Thanks for the information,
36:39we're gone.
36:41Listen, if they stay
36:41on Peachtree,
36:42maybe we can cut them off
36:43before they hit Route 11.
36:53Going in such a big hurry.
36:55Arise, sweetheart.
36:56What about her?
36:58Eddie Lee,
36:59what's he talking about?
37:01A little $75,000 deal
37:02I got cooking for us.
37:05Boss, you've got to believe me.
37:07I'm serious, dead serious.
37:08Now, Eddie Lee
37:08is trying to kill Candy.
37:10He's got an insurance policy
37:11he's taken out on her.
37:12Holy hell of a...
37:13Well, we gotta get
37:14the poor girl back.
37:15Oh, yeah.
37:15Come on.
37:15Oh, listen.
37:16You know something,
37:17little fat buddy?
37:18Listen, I'm proud of you.
37:19Not thinking of money
37:19at a time like this.
37:20You mean the $25,000
37:21I'm gonna take back
37:22from that rat, Eddie Lee?
37:24Yeah.
37:24Never gave it a thought.
37:33Keep practicing, Enos.
37:39Dang it, Luke.
37:39This thing just ain't gonna make it.
37:41We ain't never gonna cut him off
37:42at Route 11 in this.
37:44Hang on.
37:45You think Enos
37:46is still out on Route 7?
37:47Well, sure.
37:48You bet he is.
37:49Give me a shot.
37:50Enos, you got your ears on.
37:52Is that you look?
37:53Yeah, it sure is.
37:54Look, I ain't got time
37:55to explain right now,
37:56but it's a matter
37:57of life and death.
37:58You gotta get over
37:58to Peachtree Lane
37:59and cut it off.
38:00I'd sure like to oblige, Luke,
38:02but Mr. Hogg,
38:03if he found out...
38:04Mr. Hogg has found out.
38:06Then you just do
38:07like Luke says.
38:08Yeah?
38:09I'm gone.
38:13I'm with the oblige, boss.
38:14I'm gone, too.
38:16All right.
38:16Now, if Eddie gets cut off there,
38:18that means you're gonna have
38:18to go by the old junkyard, right?
38:20Which gives us
38:20a fighting chance.
38:22It sure does.
38:23All right, let's go.
38:28You hear that, Uncle Jesse?
38:30Yeah, I heard you.
38:31So you're just heading
38:32the same direction?
38:33You got it.
38:46Come on, come on, Roscoe.
38:47I want to get there
38:48in time to commit the reward.
38:50Right.
38:51What reward?
38:52The one I'm offering to myself
38:53for capturing Eddie Lee.
38:55Come on.
38:56Woo.
38:56Come on.
39:07How could they go?
39:09You know,
39:10my partner put that cop
39:11there to stop the dukes.
39:12I say we kill her now.
39:14Kill me?
39:15Eddie Lee?
39:16Hobie, you got a big mouth.
39:18Now keep driving
39:19until I tell you when.
39:21I think you ain't going nowhere
39:22yet.
39:31I'm forcing me there.
39:41Let's go.
40:03You all right?
40:04Yeah, yeah.
40:04You all right?
40:05Yeah, stay here.
40:40Let's go.
40:42Let's go.
40:43Let's go.
40:44Let's go.
40:45Let's go.
40:49Let's go.
40:51Let's go.
40:54Let's go.
40:56Let's go.
40:56Let's go.
40:57Let's go.
40:57Let's go.
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41:39Let's go.
42:09Let's go.
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42:50Let's go.
42:54Let's go.
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45:04Let's go.
45:05Let's go.
45:28Let's go.
45:57Let's go.
46:07Let's go.
46:12Let's go.
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