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00:02Sheldon, do you want to put the tables after each section or in an appendix at the end?
00:07You know what? We wrote this paper together.
00:10I think we should decide together that they go in an appendix at the end.
00:15How about that? There is an I in team.
00:21Look at what we made.
00:23I know. It really is the best of both of us.
00:26It's got my math and your sassy takedown of the fundamental nature of symmetry.
00:31It's got my bottomless intellectual curiosity and your petulant refusal to spell grave with an A like an American.
00:40You realize we still have a lot of work to do before we can publish.
00:43Perhaps we should divide and conquer.
00:45Now, you track down all the citations and properly note them in our bibliography,
00:50and I will roll up my sleeves and decide what font we want to use.
00:55Sheldon, there are hundreds of citations to track down.
00:58And thousands of fonts, but you don't hear me complaining.
01:03I am not going to spend weeks in a library looking up old papers.
01:07Can't we hire a grad student to do it?
01:08A grad student? I am not trusting our unpublished paper to some millennial.
01:13They'll put unicorn emojis on it and then post it on social media.
01:17Why would they do that?
01:18Economic anxiety. Too much avocado toast. Who cares?
01:22Look, the point is, we can't afford to have this paper leaked before we're ready to publish.
01:27That's how you kiss the Nobel Prize goodbye instead of hello, as I intend to do.
01:31I assume you mean metaphorically?
01:32Absolutely not. If the king of Sweden hands me a medal, I intend to smear it with Purell and then
01:36kiss it.
01:38But what if we ask one of our friends to help us out? How about Leonard?
01:41Gee, I don't know. Can we trust him?
01:46He's your best friend in the whole world.
01:48Yes, but he's always struck me as the guy in the plane crash who doesn't wait until you're all the
01:52way dead to eat you.
01:55I think you can trust him.
01:57Oh, Amy, you never lose that childlike innocence.
02:04Leonard, I need to tell you something.
02:06I'm having an affair.
02:12Okay.
02:14You have to swear not to tell anybody.
02:17Okay.
02:19You are the only one who knows.
02:21Well, you and Rita, the cafeteria lady, who has been giving me more than tater tots.
02:28Hey, Sheldon.
02:29Not a word.
02:36What did he want?
02:37Oh, nothing. He just concocted some stupid test to see if I can keep a secret.
02:41Ooh, what's a secret?
02:46I'm not going to tell you that.
02:47The test is stupid, but I still want to pass.
02:51Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state that nearly 14 million years ago, expansion started way around.
02:58The earth began to cool.
03:00The autotrophs began to drool.
03:01The end recalls developed tools.
03:03We built a wall.
03:03We built a pyramid.
03:04Maps, science, history, unraveling the mystery.
03:07It all started with a big bang.
03:10Hey!
03:19Congratulations, Leonard.
03:20You passed my secret loyalty test.
03:22The truth is, I was never having an affair with the cafeteria lady.
03:26There's only one woman who gets to touch my no-no parts, and she's right here.
03:32Sheldon.
03:32No, no.
03:35Well, I am shocked, Sheldon, because I totally believe that the woman you reported for being stingy with the peas
03:40couldn't keep her hands off you.
03:44Well, I am a little hurt that you weren't going to tell me my husband was having an affair.
03:47I thought we were friends.
03:48I didn't really believe him.
03:49Why not?
03:50You don't think other women find him attractive?
03:52No.
03:56I suppose you're wondering why I put you through all this.
03:59You mean the last two minutes or the last 20 years?
04:03We need to ask you a big favor.
04:05Well, you've certainly gone about it the right way.
04:08You know we're almost finished with our paper.
04:10We just need help tracking down the citations.
04:13That's busy work.
04:14Can't you just get a grad student to do it?
04:16No.
04:17This paper is incredibly important to us, and we need someone we can trust.
04:20Please, it would mean a lot.
04:22You know what?
04:23Sure.
04:24The three of us in the library looking up old papers, that actually could be kind of fun.
04:28Oh, no.
04:28We won't be there.
04:29That just got more fun.
04:36Bam!
04:37Took him out.
04:38Now I'm doing a victory dance to celebrate.
04:45Where are you?
04:47About to shoot some dancing jackass.
04:52Hey!
04:55And now I'm doing a victory dance.
04:58What are you playing?
04:59Fortnite.
05:00A bunch of people parachute onto an island and fight it out to be the last man standing.
05:04Like Hunger Games?
05:05More like Bachelor in Paradise, but not as cutthroat.
05:09Sounds fun.
05:10Can I play?
05:11I don't know if you'd like it.
05:12It's kind of for gamers.
05:13Hey, I'm a gamer.
05:14I play Candy Crush, Bejeweled, and Sesame Street Letter School, which I beat her daughter
05:18at every single time.
05:21All right.
05:22Give it a shot.
05:23This one's how you move.
05:24This is how you shoot.
05:24A jumps.
05:25B puts you into build mode.
05:26And depending on what you want to build, you can use LB, RB, LT, or RT.
05:31Just put me in.
05:31I'll figure it out.
05:32Oh.
05:33Sounds like me on our honeymoon.
05:36Okay.
05:37You're skydiving down.
05:39You're almost to the ground.
05:41Now, when you land, you're going to want...
05:43Okay, you're dead.
05:46Wait, that's it.
05:47That wasn't fun at all.
05:48Oh, now it sounds like you on our honeymoon.
05:54Thanks for helping with this.
05:56What are friends for?
05:58My friend sent me down to this basement to do his grunt work, so I wouldn't know.
06:04Hey, probably shouldn't see anything, but did you hear about Sheldon and the lunch lady?
06:11That's not true.
06:12That's just something Sheldon made up to test us.
06:15I wish I'd known that before I called her a floozy in front of the whole lunch line.
06:22This is a list of the papers we need to pull.
06:24Why don't we split up?
06:25You take half.
06:25I take half.
06:26I don't know.
06:27It's pretty creepy down here.
06:28Maybe we should stay together.
06:30Well, Raj, it's just a library.
06:31You could say that about anything.
06:33It's just a cemetery.
06:34It's just a haunted house.
06:35It's just a portal to hell.
06:38Fine.
06:39How about we split up, but we stay in constant communication with each other?
06:42Yeah.
06:52Leonard?
06:53Still here.
06:53Okay.
06:59Leonard?
07:01Still here.
07:02Okay.
07:09Leonard?
07:12Leonard?
07:15No!
07:17Oh, God!
07:21Too much dust.
07:30Hey, ready for lunch?
07:31Hang on.
07:33Really?
07:34Video games?
07:35Is this some sort of freaky Friday thing where you're actually Howard?
07:39Please, if I were Howard, I'd be doing this.
07:45You know what?
07:46He's not wrong.
07:48All right, great.
07:49Can we go?
07:50In a minute.
07:51I want to show Howard I can play this game.
07:53You know, you make a lot more money than he does.
07:55Can't you just rub his nose in that?
07:58I can, but I want to rub his nose in this.
08:02Ugh, damn it.
08:03Why can't I hit anybody?
08:04Here, let me try.
08:06Lots of luck.
08:06It's way harder than it looks.
08:09Got him!
08:10Oh.
08:15Okay, this citation is correct.
08:17How are you doing?
08:18Pretty good.
08:19I'm just looking through the effect of high-energy muons on proton pions scattering at the national
08:23accelerator.
08:30Laboratory.
08:33Should we take a break?
08:34No, this actually makes it more exciting.
08:37We have to get through all of this before I run out of this.
08:40It's like the movie Speed, but instead of a bus, it's your lungs.
08:44Instead of Sandra Bullock, it has sadness.
08:49Why did you pull this Russian paper?
08:51Well, it was cited in this paper over here, so I thought we should check it out.
08:54It's not translated.
08:56Maybe we should talk to Howard.
08:57His Russian's pretty good.
08:58We don't need Howard.
08:59Google Translate.
09:02Okay, here we go.
09:04From Russian to English.
09:08Examinations of moose chowder in lemon parachutes.
09:14Yeah, okay.
09:15Now I know why this app is free.
09:20Oh, gosh.
09:21My Russian's a little rusty.
09:23If it helps, this word may be moose.
09:30Okay.
09:32This paper is called Examinations of a Super Asymmetric Model of the Universe by Dr. Vasily
09:42Grigora Polypopovich.
09:44Wait, so Amy and Sheldon weren't the first to think of super asymmetry?
09:48It doesn't look like it.
09:49This is from 1978.
09:50Okay, well, they might need to rename their theory the Cooper-Fowler-Gregora Polypopovich theory.
09:57Kind of rolls right off your tongue, doesn't it?
10:01Sheldon is not going to be happy about this.
10:03Well, he's going to be less happy about this.
10:05The Super Asymmetric Model is inherently flawed and does not bear the weight of further examination.
10:16So this disproves their theory?
10:18Sounds like it.
10:19How are we going to tell him?
10:21That's easy.
10:21Just go up to him and say, Sheldon, Raj has something to tell you.
10:27Why do I have to tell him?
10:29You did find it.
10:31I found it.
10:31But he's the one who translated it.
10:33Okay, okay.
10:33How about this?
10:34We all tell him.
10:35Or, even better, you tell him.
10:38Yeah, that makes the most sense.
10:41You guys are such cowards.
10:43Yes, we are.
10:57Oh, no, doctor's appointment.
11:00Is he okay?
11:01Not since I've known him.
11:04Which brings up an interesting question.
11:07You and Stuart, why?
11:11I don't know.
11:12My parents owned a funeral home.
11:14Read into that what you will.
11:17What can I help you with?
11:18I was hoping Stuart could show me how to play Fortnite.
11:21I could teach you.
11:22Really?
11:22You good?
11:23Look at my skin.
11:24I haven't been outside in six years.
11:27So you coach me?
11:28Sure.
11:29Now let me ask you a question.
11:30Howard, why?
11:35You got eyes.
11:36What do you think?
12:01I really wish I didn't see this.
12:05Oh, hey.
12:06I just need to give Sheldon some bad news that I really don't want to.
12:10Oh, my God.
12:11Is everything okay?
12:11No, I found a paper that proves their theory wrong.
12:15They thought this was going to be their Nobel Prize.
12:17It's going to break his heart.
12:18Oh, man.
12:19Maybe leave an anonymous note.
12:21You know, like in high school when you want to let your best friend know that her boyfriend's cheating on
12:25her.
12:28Why wouldn't you just tell her that?
12:30I don't know.
12:30Maybe you had a hickey.
12:35Isn't it better to get bad news from a friend?
12:37Trust me, it's not.
12:39I went to prom with a hickey and a black eye.
12:42Come on, knock on the door.
12:43You can do this.
12:44All right.
12:44All right.
12:45Here I go.
12:46Oh, wait.
12:46Just let me get inside.
12:48Why?
12:50Why?
12:50Come on.
12:51Come on.
12:57Oh, hey, Leonard.
12:59Is the podcast too loud?
13:00I didn't hear a podcast.
13:02I told you no one could hear it.
13:05Well, I heard Ira Glass, so he's either in your earbuds or clinging to the ceiling like a gecko.
13:13Actually, I need to talk to both of you about your paper.
13:16Oh, right.
13:17How are the citations coming?
13:18Well, Raj and I were chasing them down like you asked us to.
13:21And, um, we came across a Russian paper that seems to disprove super asymmetry.
13:29Are you sure?
13:31Yeah.
13:32Uh, Howard translated it.
13:35So sorry.
13:41Sheldon, are you all right?
13:43Oh, yes, of course.
13:45Thank you for telling us, Leonard.
13:47I'm sure that wasn't easy.
13:51I guess we don't need this anymore.
14:12So what are you listening to?
14:14This American life?
14:19Okay, so walk up to that chest and push X.
14:22X.
14:23Push X.
14:24Which one's X?
14:25The one with the X on it.
14:28Take it easy.
14:28I'm new at this.
14:29What, the alphabet?
14:32You can't do it snarky.
14:34Hey, do you want to play the game or do you want to crawl back up your mommy's shirt and
14:37chow down like a baby?
14:40Damn, what is wrong with you?
14:42I'm sorry.
14:42I thought you wanted to beat your husband.
14:44I do!
14:45Well, suck it out!
14:46Yay!
14:54Hi.
14:57Can I do anything?
14:58No.
15:01I could make you some tea.
15:02I could sing soft kick.
15:04I don't understand how you're not more upset by this.
15:06This is your paper, too.
15:07I am upset, Sheldon.
15:10I'm just trying to hold it together for you.
15:13Like when that goose wouldn't leave us alone at brunch.
15:17That thing scared you, too?
15:19Well, of course it did.
15:20I was wearing a down jacket.
15:24Well, I don't need you to pretend to be okay for me.
15:26If anything, that makes it worse.
15:28Fine.
15:30I'm not okay.
15:32We came up with this idea at our wedding.
15:34We poured months of our lives into it.
15:37I thought we were changing the course of science, and now it's all gone.
15:41I'm devastated.
15:45I was wrong.
15:46That makes it worse.
15:47Go back to being happy.
15:55Hey, guys.
15:56Hey.
15:58You, uh, playing that, what's it called again?
16:00Fortn-ow?
16:03Fortn-ate.
16:04Right.
16:04I guess I forgot, because I only played it that one time, and I was so bad at it.
16:10Don't beat yourself up.
16:12It's a hard game.
16:13Would you mind if I gave it another shot?
16:15Maybe later, Bunny.
16:16Give me!
16:19Where are you, Howard?
16:21Where are you?
16:23Let me just build a little ramp, get some height.
16:27You want to press B to go into build?
16:28Oh, wow.
16:29You already did it.
16:31Did I?
16:31I'm just hitting buttons.
16:33Whee!
16:36I see your ramp.
16:37I'm coming for you.
16:38You can try, but...
16:40Gotcha!
16:44Son of a bitch!
16:46Want to play again?
16:47No!
16:51Howard?
16:52What?
16:53I make more money than you.
16:58You got yourself a good one there, buddy.
17:05So, neither of them showed up for work today?
17:07No, I tried calling and no one picked up.
17:09Look, I'm sure they're fine.
17:10They were probably up all night coming up with a new theory.
17:12I also texted to see if you wanted to go to the new Fantastic Beasts movie, and I didn't respond.
17:17All right, well, they're already dead.
17:18There's nothing we can do.
17:25Come in.
17:33Hey.
17:34You guys look all comfy.
17:36Did you take the day off?
17:39It's Saturday.
17:40No, it's not.
17:43Great.
17:44Other thing we're wrong about.
17:47How many does that make, Amy?
17:50Two.
17:53Two things.
17:55What happened to us?
17:58Tell you what happened.
18:00Professor Gregoropovich.
18:03Well, I think it's Gregoropoli Popovich, but...
18:12Three.
18:16You guys, you had a setback, you know?
18:19This is the time you gotta dig in and try harder.
18:22It's like halftime and you're down by seven.
18:25What are you doing?
18:27It's like bat halftime and you're down by bat seven.
18:32Let me try.
18:34You guys can't just give up.
18:36Individually, you are the smartest people I know.
18:39Together, you can do anything.
18:40I appreciate what you're trying to do, but please, stop.
18:43You can't make this better.
18:44All right, Amy, listen.
18:45I'm with Sheldon.
18:46We worked our butts off on this paper and it was all for nothing.
18:50And if you think some pep talk can fix that,
18:53then you don't understand how much this meant to us.
18:56Is there anything we can do?
18:57No.
19:00Wait, do I smell Siam Palace?
19:02Oh, yeah, it's our dinner.
19:10I mean, it's your dinner.
19:13You got any mango sticky rice?
19:15No.
19:16And the blows keep coming.
19:25I see you, I see you, and boom, gotcha.
19:31How's it feel, Penny?
19:33Like, I don't care at all.
19:36Wrong.
19:37It feels bad because you lost and I won.
19:39Woo, what a rush.
19:42All right, can we go eat now?
19:44Hell yeah.
19:44Hey, how's it going?
19:45Boom!
19:50Okay, I'm gonna drive.
20:17All right, can we go eat now?
20:18All right, can we go eat now?
20:20All right, can we go eat now?
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20:22All right, can we go eat now?
20:22All right, can we go eat now?
20:22All right, can we go eat now?
20:22All right, can we go eat now?
20:22All right, can we go eat now?
20:22You
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