00:04We dropped to 3,200 and she's still coming.
00:07Why'd they ever abandon this field?
00:08It's still ripe with crude.
00:11We're gonna make a killing, my friend.
00:21What?
00:22What's happening?
00:23Oh.
00:32I'm getting readings of over 200 degrees coming off the crew.
00:36Something's definitely...
00:37Oh!
00:58If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call?
01:08If there's something weird and it don't look good, who you gonna call?
01:15That's right.
01:23Are you ready to know ghosts?
01:25Energy and change.
01:27Run into your head.
01:29Who you gonna call?
01:32Ghostbusters.
01:35I'm ready to know ghosts.
01:39You know, busting makes me feel good.
01:44I'm ready to know ghosts.
02:02Oh no, don't turn down that!
02:04Look out!
02:07Jailman, you shouldn't have been on my side of the street anyhow.
02:09You don't have a side of the street!
02:12This is a one-way!
02:14Do you want to learn to drive correctly or not?
02:18Sure, I guess.
02:19Egon wants me to have a license so I can drive the Ecto-1.
02:22So, uh, you think I'm gonna pass my driving test?
02:25Well, if you practice really hard and listen to what I have to say, I suppose it's possible.
02:31Good.
02:32Because my test is this afternoon.
02:34Huh?
02:41Why does the ground keep shaking?
02:43I don't know.
02:44And what is up with that noise?
02:47I don't know.
02:59Okay, Slimer.
03:02You can mix while I get the first batch out of the oven.
03:05Hold on tight.
03:18Do I detect the distinctive aroma of oatmeal raisin?
03:22Indeed you do, my young man.
03:24And you can be my guinea pig.
03:27I've decided to start a little side business.
03:30Janine's pralines and miscellaneous baked good dreams.
03:35Hmm, catchy.
03:36Lucky girl.
03:38Of course you get some, Slimer.
03:41You've been a big help.
03:43So, come on, tell me the truth.
03:45Do Mrs. Fields and Famous Amos have anything on me?
03:49Uh, yeah.
03:51Good taste.
03:54Not to be critical.
03:55But that was the worst thing I've ever tasted.
04:05Slimer, where did you get the sugar you handed me?
04:12That's salt.
04:21Oh, I gotta get some sleep.
04:42What?
04:43What?
04:44What?
04:45What?
04:46Oh, what?
04:49Oh, he's got a sleep.
04:53What?
04:56What?
04:57What?
04:58What?
04:59How'd the driving lesson go?
05:01Roland says he's never seen anyone handle a car like I do.
05:06I see.
05:08Okay, everybody.
05:09A new batch of cookies.
05:11Only this time they're made with sugar.
05:14Isn't that right, Slimer?
05:16I call these...
05:22Janine's Praline Patties.
05:24Be honest now.
05:25Don't hold back the truth.
05:26You've really done something here.
05:30These are...
05:32Really something?
05:33I can honestly say I've never had Praline Patties like these before.
05:38And here I was, worried you might not like them.
05:41I'm gonna whip up a great big batch.
05:47I'm dying here.
05:49Me first.
05:50Agua. Agua.
05:56Agua.
05:57Agua.
05:59Agua.
06:01Agua.
06:03Agua.
06:04Agua.
06:06Agua.
06:08Agua.
06:10Agua.
06:10Agua.
06:10Agua.
06:10Agua.
06:12Agua.
06:12Agua.
06:13Agua.
06:15Agua.
06:15Agua.
06:16Agua.
06:17Agua.
06:18Agua.
06:19Agua.
06:22Agua.
06:23Oh, before you go, do most truck stops sell cookies?
06:33So, what exactly are we looking for?
06:35Some sort of demon cars in the downtown area.
06:38Hey, how about if I drive?
06:40I don't think so.
06:41Why not? It'll be good practice.
06:43You know how bad Janine's cookies are?
06:45Yeah, your driving's worse.
06:50Got an out-of-control bus.
06:52Two blocks from north of Battery Park.
06:59Strong emanations.
07:01Coming from the direction of Battery Park.
07:17That bus has definite paranormal content.
07:20You don't say.
07:23Looks like it's about to make an unscheduled stop.
07:27On our heads!
07:29Fire!
07:39Cover your mouths.
07:41These fumes are toxic.
07:43Yeah, and I bet they're poisoned, too.
07:49Look out!
07:52And you say I'm a bad driver.
07:56Good news.
07:57I think it's gone.
07:59Yeah, well, here comes the bad news.
08:01Fire, male!
08:07Man, there's nobody flying, that thing.
08:19It's the pedals that are dispersing our beams.
08:23Hit the deck!
08:24Whoa!
08:27We've got to blast it from the side!
08:41We say airplanes are the safest form of travel.
08:48Just mix.
08:49Don't taste.
08:52Ghostbusters!
08:53Free batch of cookies with every referral.
08:56Today's featured flavor is...
08:57Give me that.
08:58Please.
09:04Okay, a demon bus and a demon plane.
09:07What's the link?
09:09What do they both have in common?
09:10Both have engines.
09:12Both have wheels.
09:14Both are forms of transportation I don't plan on taking.
09:17Fuel.
09:18Gasoline.
09:19I believe you're correct.
09:21I just got off the phone with a crew foreman at the Hudson River Oil Refinery over in New Jersey.
09:25They're having problems with their equipment.
09:28Odd noises, explosions, weird apparitions.
09:31What kind of self-respecting ghost possesses a refinery?
09:34Let's just see if there's a historical record of any ectoactivity at that site.
09:39Hmm.
09:40Interesting.
09:41The original owners of the oil field adjacent to the refinery abandoned the site over 30 years ago.
09:46Was it tapped out?
09:47No.
09:48Workers refuse to work there anymore because they believe the rig was haunted.
09:52So they shut down the wells and the adjoining refinery.
09:56It was only reopened again recently.
09:59Why?
09:59I mean, if it's haunted...
10:01Not everyone believes in ghosts.
10:03I seem to recall you fitting into that category at one time.
10:06Simpler explanation.
10:08Monet.
10:09Hey, there's a lot of green stuff in that gas.
10:15And there's a lot of gas in that green stuff.
10:20You've got to stop eating all the profits, Slimer.
10:25Hey, guys, let's go check out that refinery before Julia Vile whips up any more snackages of death.
10:43What happened?
10:44The whole thing went off like a firecracker.
10:46Did you notice anything unusual before it combusted?
10:48I've been working rigs for 20 years.
10:51I've never seen anything like this.
10:53But right after we began pumping that field, the machinery started going nuts.
10:56Almost like something was trying to drive us away.
11:07And the whole area was brimming with PKE activity.
11:10But we still were unable to locate the source.
11:13And I have a theory.
11:14You see, oil is created by decayed carboniferous matter, such as dinosaur remains, trapped under pressure for millions of years.
11:22What if, several million years ago, a demon got trapped in the ooze, and it's been down there for all
11:28this time?
11:30Until the oil rigs came 30 years ago and disturbed it.
11:33And then again recently.
11:35When you say disturbed it, you mean it likes it down there in the yuck?
11:40Yes.
11:41It may seem slimy and disgusting by our standards, but to the demon, it's home.
11:46Sounds like you're describing in Water's apartment.
11:49Hey!
11:50Oh, Dr. Spangler.
11:53Uh, gotta go.
11:56I've got more fresh bag.
11:59Egon?
12:05Well, at least with the refinery destroyer, I don't have to worry about any more demonized gasoline.
12:10Yeah, except for whatever's still out there.
12:14Case in point.
12:20In the meantime, Janine can run a check on which service stations receive the tainted gas.
12:25And speaking of gas, we need some.
12:37Hold it, Roland.
12:39We can't be too careful.
12:42Okay, it's clean.
12:44Okay.
13:04Now, let's chase down some demon cars.
13:07Hey, man.
13:08Aren't you forgetting something?
13:09My driving test.
13:16Uh, what kind of vehicle is this, anyway?
13:19Oh, it used to be a hearse.
13:23That test marshal's gonna need a hearse after driving with Eduardo.
13:30Okay, Eduardo, let's make a lane change, then turn left at the light.
13:37Whoa!
13:39That shouldn't happen.
13:41You've got to release the emergency brake.
13:43I did.
13:44I think.
13:45Whoa!
13:46Release it.
13:47Hey, man.
13:48Tell it to release me.
13:50What in the...
13:55Whoa!
14:02Help me!
14:06So, what's wrong with this picture?
14:08The Ecto-1 must have gotten some bad gas.
14:10I thought you checked the gas before we filled up.
14:13I did.
14:14We've got to stop it.
14:15How?
14:16All our equipment's in the Ecto.
14:18Then we'll have to get some replacements.
14:20We need wheels.
14:22Bingo.
14:23Oh, gosh.
14:27You mean I get three testers?
14:29Don't worry.
14:30You'll do fine.
14:31What's your name?
14:32Jeremy.
14:33Let's go, Jeremy.
14:34And Jeremy?
14:36Step on it!
14:39Okay, Jeremy.
14:40Keep it steady.
14:41But be ready to turn when I tell you to.
14:43Yes, ma'am.
14:44Uh, is that some kind of new test meter?
14:47Yes, it is.
14:49Eduardo, can you read me?
14:50Yeah, man.
14:51Big problema.
14:52The Ecto-1's got psycho.
14:54You've got to get control of the car.
14:56Yeah?
14:56Like how?
14:57It's steering by itself.
15:00Hang in there.
15:02We're picking up some more equipment, and we'll catch up with you shortly.
15:04Out.
15:05So, how am I doing so far?
15:11Reports are coming in from all over the city about dozens of other demon vehicles.
15:15They all seem to be heading for the Holland Tunnel.
15:17They're going back to the refinery.
15:19It would appear so.
15:21Uh, Gare?
15:22In case you kids get hungry.
15:25Uh, excuse me.
15:27What happens now?
15:30Jeremy.
15:30Confession.
15:31We're not really driving testers.
15:33We're bakers.
15:35Here's some of our award-winning cookies.
15:37Enjoy.
15:42There's too many of them to blast.
15:44Right.
15:44Let's just see what they're up to.
15:49PKE source energy is increasing.
15:51These vehicles are definitely heading for the refinery.
15:58Look at them.
16:00It's as if they're being summoned.
16:05It won't open.
16:06Because it's possessed.
16:07Got a demon in the tank.
16:13Now what?
16:14We find the central locus of the demon's powers.
16:24I think we found it.
16:34Hey!
16:44And there, ladies and gentlemen, is our demon du jour.
16:49Amazing.
16:51He's drawing the ecto energy from the vehicles and pulling it into himself.
16:54And making it way stronger.
16:56Way, way stronger.
16:58I don't know if we're going to have enough proton juice to bring him down.
17:10Hey, man.
17:11We're back in business.
17:12What's next?
17:13Parallel parking?
17:14Who turns?
17:15Exiting the vehicle.
17:20It's as if all these vehicles had little pieces of him in their gas tanks.
17:24And now all the pieces are coming together as one big oily mass.
17:30Yeah, and he's really fried about something.
17:32If you've just been rudely awakened after 30 years, how would you feel?
17:35I'm extremely hungry.
17:40Gross.
17:41Oh, man.
17:42My favorite shirt.
17:43What the hell?
17:44Look who's finished with his little joyride.
17:46Nice to have you back, Eduardo.
17:48The, uh, ecto one okay?
17:53Roland, forget the car.
17:55We got an angry demon on our hands.
17:57And we have no idea what he's capable of.
17:59Lock and load, boys and girls.
18:03Fire!
18:07It's not working!
18:09Too much viscosity.
18:11The beams can't penetrate his only exterior.
18:29We've got to stop this big can of 30-weight before he decides to pay a visit to downtown Manhattan.
18:34How?
18:34Wow! He's impervious to our proton blasts!
18:38Liquid detergent!
18:41This is what the workmen used to wash up!
18:43Of course!
18:45Hey, guys.
18:46This may not be the best time to worry about personal hygiene!
18:49You're missing the point.
18:51This stuff cuts through oil.
18:55If we can punch even a small hole through his viscous exterior.
18:58Okay, I get it.
19:00Time for this dude's three million year oil change.
19:02Let's go!
19:23On three!
19:25Three!
19:26Three!
19:35it's working
19:42strip that early overcoat right off that dude
19:45switch back to proton cartridges
20:22I'm not sure what just happened here but
20:24got a pretty good idea you people just saved New York
20:27not to mention New Jersey Jersey like that would be any great loss
20:33so guess I passed my driver's test huh
20:35actually you fail fail
20:38but I just saved New York yes well that has nothing to do with driving
20:42you were awful behind that wheel the car was possessed
20:47being a good driver means being prepared for
20:50any situation that arises what a jerk really
20:58we're talking about the test Marshall right right aren't we when we get back to
21:04the city why don't we send a batch of Janine's baked good dreams over to the
21:07Marshall it's the least we can do
21:20when the things that slither in the shadows
21:25keep you up late at night
21:29when there's something lurking in your closet
21:34who can make you feel alright
21:50well thank you thank you very much
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