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00:47If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who are you going to call?
00:56If there's something weird and it don't look good, who are you going to call?
01:03That's right.
01:11Are you ready to know ghosts?
01:13Here's the M.T.
01:15Run into your head.
01:17Who are you going to call?
01:20Ghostbusters.
01:24Are you ready to know ghosts?
01:27Your busting makes me feel good.
01:31Are you ready to know ghosts?
01:35I'm ready to know ghosts.
01:40Woo!
01:42Woo!
01:43Woo!
01:43Woo!
01:45Woo!
01:47Woo!
01:55You're reading the newspaper?
01:58I'm impressed.
02:00Marmadou kills me.
02:02He's always doing the dumbest stuff.
02:07Yeah, kindred spirit, huh?
02:10Uh, no, man.
02:11I think he's a great Dane.
02:12I should have known.
02:18Oh, what's the matter, Rolster?
02:19You look like your pet goldfish died.
02:22My electronic planner.
02:24I-I-I can't find it.
02:26I think I saw it on the kitchen table.
02:28That's my digital writing pad.
02:30Did it ever occur to you that maybe you're a little over-reliant on gadgets and technology?
02:35I'm not over-reliant on anything.
02:37They're just tools to help me organize my life.
02:41Yeah, well, if they worked, you'd know where your electronic planner is.
02:45Very funny.
02:46Rolster, you're such a techno-freak.
02:48You wouldn't last two days on Gilligan's Island.
02:51Sure, I would.
02:52I'd uplink the modem on my laptop to a remote radio bandwidth,
02:55then I'd signal an SOS to the nearest passing ship.
02:59Okay.
03:00Roland, were you looking for this?
03:03Yes.
03:04Where was it?
03:06Slimer had it.
03:07He was trying to make a meal of your screensaver.
03:10Sorry.
03:15Ghostbusters, ask about our introductory two-for-one special.
03:18Lincoln Tunnel, Lincoln Tunnel, we're on our way.
03:29Man, I've seen demolition derbies that didn't look this bad.
03:36I'm getting something here.
03:38Me too.
03:39Residual.
03:43What's wrong with this thing?
03:45Come to the West Tunnel exit, you guys.
03:48I got our eyewitness.
03:50It was big.
03:51Real big.
03:52Big like a battleship.
03:54I don't know.
03:55You know what?
03:55It was scaly.
03:57And you know what else?
03:59I've seen him before.
04:01You have?
04:03It's the Loch Ness Monster.
04:07Okay, well, thanks.
04:09You've been a big help.
04:11Loch Ness Monster.
04:12That dude is whack.
04:13Maybe.
04:14But those disturbances in the tunnel floor could be consistent with just such a serpentine creature.
04:19And we honor the water.
04:21Ghostbusters.
04:22Reports of a serpent attack at a construction site on West 18th.
04:25We're there.
04:29Nessie's gonna get ya.
04:39Come on, Rolster.
04:41Let's check this out.
04:43Right.
04:48Let's go.
04:49This way.
04:58You the Ghostbusters?
04:59No, man.
05:00We just wear this stuff to make a fashion statement.
05:03Can you tell us what happened?
05:04I'm up on the scaffold.
05:06See, I see the ground start waffling.
05:09And then some kind of creature comes right up at us.
05:12And then all the equipment starts going nuts.
05:16You look like the Loch Ness Monster.
05:18Yeah.
05:19How could you know that?
05:20I'm a scientist.
05:23That's what we came out of.
05:35Oh, not again.
05:38Three more points of attack.
05:40All in the greater New York area.
05:42And in each case, a serpent-like entity arises from the ground and causes mechanical things to malfunction.
05:48The residual energy even caused the PKE meters to crash.
05:51My guess would be that we're dealing with a paranormal entity capable of ectomagnetic emanations.
05:57That would explain the mechanical malfunction.
05:59I think it's the Loch Ness Monster.
06:01Maybe we should worry less about what it is and more about what it's after.
06:06Excellent point, Janine.
06:07By inputting all relevant data from the attack sites, we should be able to determine a pattern which will help
06:13us predict where the entity's next appearance will occur.
06:17The next likely attack site should be...
06:21Hmm.
06:22That's odd.
06:24Don't you see what's happening here?
06:26Everything is breaking down.
06:28All the equipment, all the computers.
06:30Hey, man.
06:31The only thing breaking down around here is you.
06:33What are we waiting for?
06:35If the firehouse equipment's going haywire, the spook must be nearby.
06:41I'm getting a reading.
06:45That way.
06:46Yeah, I got one, too.
06:48That way.
06:49You got anything, Rolster?
06:52Yeah.
06:53A broken meter.
06:55Let's split up and keep in radio contact.
06:58Assuming the radios are working.
07:01You keep this up, you'll be out of the running for cheerful employee of the month.
07:09I got a live one.
07:14False alarm.
07:16Come on.
07:17Come on.
07:17Forget it, bud.
07:19You don't need that thing.
07:20Be like me and trust your instincts.
07:23If there's a ghost nearby, I feel it in my gut.
07:32Roland!
07:33Garrett!
07:34Ah!
07:42Come on.
07:43It's getting away.
07:44You guys all right?
07:45Yeah, sure.
07:47Tell me again how you feel it in your gut.
07:54Boys and girls, welcome to Roland's Nightmare.
08:01You think this is funny?
08:04Yeah.
08:05Kind of.
08:07Man, if you could see your face.
08:08Don't pay attention to them, Roland.
08:10We got work to do.
08:10Right.
08:12Not a problem.
08:15One thing's for sure.
08:16Our ghost was right here.
08:18Not was.
08:20Is!
08:34Blast him!
08:39No!
08:50Too weird.
08:51I'm getting another way.
08:52From behind us.
08:54The equipment doesn't work.
08:56Don't you get it?
08:57Oh, yes, it does.
09:11He's after the serpent.
09:13Oh, may the wind in his sails be strong.
09:16No!
09:29Please!
09:32What?
09:34No!
09:38No!
09:38No!
09:40No!
09:41No!
09:42No!
09:47That was better than Tuesday night wrestling.
09:49Popeye never had a chance, man.
09:54Easy, everybody.
09:58I think he's dead.
10:00He's a ghost.
10:01No, I mean like dead dead.
10:05You really believe you can bring this old dude back to life?
10:08Not life, per se. Consciousness.
10:11I've retooled this fibrillator to provide an electrical charge
10:14compatible with ectometabolism.
10:16He was chasing the serpent ghost.
10:18He may know its history.
10:19Correct.
10:20And therefore may be able to provide vital information
10:23as to how to fight it effectively.
10:25Clear!
10:39Aha!
10:41Where am I?
10:43You're in the Big Apple.
10:45Apple?
10:46New York, New York.
10:47The town so nice, they named it twice.
10:50Egon brought you back to life.
10:52Consciousness.
10:53It was nothing, really.
10:55If you don't mind, I would like to check your vital close enough.
10:58Of course.
11:00I do, however, I do need to ask you a few questions about the serpent entity you were chasing.
11:05Yeah, and while we're at it, who are you?
11:08Call me Macrobe.
11:11Call me Macrobe.
11:11For seven centuries, I've been tracking the creature you speak of.
11:14The creature known as Lotan.
11:16He consumes my every thought.
11:19His destruction is both my mission and my destiny.
11:23So what's this Lotan do, besides scooting around under sidewalks and making machinery go haywire?
11:29Lotan destroys, he breathes, and all tools, all weaponry, all things mechanical go awry.
11:36Lotan can cause an entire culture to crumble.
11:40I have seen him blunt the spear of the hunter and splay the spoke of the charioteer.
11:45And now he has chosen your time and your city.
11:49That explains all the technological failure.
11:52Lotan is out to destroy those things our world is most dependent upon.
11:56Computers.
11:57Automobiles.
11:58TV.
11:59We gotta do something!
12:01I will do something.
12:03I will destroy Lotan.
12:07The dude's pretty cocky, considering his lousy track record.
12:10There's a certain synergistic irony at play here, in that you're, in a sense, the original Ghostbuster, and that's what
12:18we do.
12:18Maybe we can work together and-
12:20I work alone.
12:21And any who get in my way will be destroyed along with Lotan.
12:32Oh, and you're welcome!
12:34We gotta follow him.
12:36He's our best chance of finding Lotan.
12:38Hey, are we missing somebody?
12:40Yeah, where is Roland anyway?
12:42He's out!
12:43I'm going to end it!
12:46He's out!
12:46Don't jump!
12:47No!
12:47No!
12:49I'm not jumping.
12:51So, uh, what you doing, Ro?
12:53Uh, spitting on people?
12:55No.
12:56No.
12:58Well, come on!
12:59We got a ghost to bust!
13:01I'm not going.
13:03You guys were right.
13:05I wouldn't last a day on Gilligan's Island.
13:08Time for a little reverse psychology.
13:11Hey, guys, Roland's right.
13:13He's no good to us.
13:18Real smooth, Garrett.
13:19That reverse psychology is real effective.
13:22Hey, I took a shot, okay?
13:23So sue me.
13:24Look at the bright side, you guys.
13:26This way, I get to drive.
13:30You can't reach the brake pedal, can't you?
13:32No.
13:34No, but I can reach this.
13:35Yes!
13:35Ah!
13:37I'm getting a reading.
13:46I want you to stay away.
13:56There he is!
13:57He won't shake us this time.
14:07He shook us.
14:08We're still getting a reading.
14:13It's the worm!
14:14Ah!
14:16Ah!
14:16Ah!
14:17Ah!
14:17Ah!
14:17Ah!
14:17Ah!
14:18Ah!
14:18Ah!
14:18Ah!
14:19Ah!
14:20Ah!
14:21Ah!
14:25You okay?
14:26Yeah.
14:27Garrett?
14:28I can't move my legs.
14:29I can't move my legs!
14:31Ah!
14:32Ah!
14:34Ah!
14:36Ah!
14:38Ah!
14:39Ah!
14:41Ah!
14:42Ah!
14:43Ah!
14:44Ah!
14:45Ah!
14:46Ah!
14:50Ah!
14:56Ah!
15:09Ah!
15:18Lacrobbe!
15:19I failed. I'm sorry.
15:22Lothan will now destroy your city.
15:25Hey, no ghost is going to destroy our city.
15:29That's right. Anybody who destroys New York is going to be us.
15:34There is nothing you can do.
15:37You mean there's nothing you can do.
15:38Like you said, you're a failure.
15:41Uh, Garrett? I know what I'm doing.
15:44Oh, not the reverse psychology again?
15:47From where I sit, Macrobbe, you're nothing but a quitter.
15:50We don't need your help. We can handle Lothan ourselves.
15:54Yeah, and your mama dresses you funny.
16:00He's going to kill us.
16:02You mock me with your words.
16:05But you have courage.
16:07Perhaps we should fight together.
16:10Nice to have you aboard, Skipper.
16:12High five!
16:14Let's not push your luck, okay?
16:17Egon here.
16:18I've managed to get my computer operational.
16:20And I've ascertained a definite pattern of movement for Lothan.
16:23Its attacks are neither random nor geographically based.
16:26But rather based upon escalating intensity and degree of destruction.
16:30You speak Egonics.
16:32What's he saying?
16:33He's saying that Lothan started small, like with cars in the tunnel.
16:37But he's going after something bigger and more powerful each time.
16:41Correct.
16:42Since his MO is to destroy a culture based upon its inherent infrastructure,
16:46he's instinctively attacking areas of progressively complex technology.
16:55Janine just received a report that would indicate he's moving east toward Queens.
17:00What's in Queens?
17:02Shea Stadium?
17:03Lothan's going to take on the Mets?
17:05My grandmother could beat the Mets.
17:08JFK Airport.
17:09Of course.
17:10It's the hub of all travel for the city.
17:13Uh, what is an airport?
17:18Janine, you gotta find Roland and tell him we really need his help.
17:21Hey, I'd like to, Kylie.
17:23But he took off an hour ago and I don't know where he is.
17:27Who would have thunk it?
17:28The going gets tough and Roland whims out.
17:34Oh.
18:05Big surprise.
18:07Nothing's working.
18:08Keep trying.
18:13Well, look who's decided to join the party.
18:16Hold your fire.
18:18Reverse psychology.
18:20Don't you guys see the warning lights?
18:21The packs are overloading from all the unexpended energy.
18:24They can blow.
18:25We got live nukes strapped to our backs.
18:33He's heading for the control tower.
18:34We can't let that happen.
18:36If he screws up the computers and radar, hundreds of planes will crash.
18:40Thousands of lives will...
18:41Okay, okay, we get it.
18:43How do we defeat this thing?
18:44The only way to destroy Luton is from within.
18:48You mean, get inside him?
18:50Yes.
18:51And use this to pierce his center of being.
18:54If the technology wants to work against us, then let it work against us for us.
18:59I think he's finally cracked.
19:01Oh, I get it.
19:02If the proton packs are going to blow, let's feed them to the creature.
19:06Destroy his center of being that way.
19:09Great idea.
19:09But what idiot's willing to get close enough to shove him down that monster's gullet?
19:13That will work.
19:15It should.
19:17Then I will do it.
19:19Hey, man, that's a suicide mission.
19:22They'll never make it out of there alive.
19:24Uh, hello.
19:25He's a ghost.
19:50He's... inside.
19:57Take cover.
20:11Luton's gone.
20:12And Sol's macro.
20:14He did what he came to do.
20:18Hey, my PKE meter's working.
20:23And so's my watch.
20:28And so are the runway lights.
20:30It all works.
20:31It all works.
20:33We gotta get this guy a girlfriend.
20:45When the things that slitter in the shadows
20:49Keep you up late at night
20:54When there's something lurking in your closet
20:58Who can make you feel alright?
21:02Take care.
21:04Bye-bye.
21:05Woo!
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