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00:01Kids, in the fall of 2010, I was hosting my very first Thanksgiving,
00:05and I wanted it to be unforgettable.
00:07Instead of stuffing, I'm gonna fill the turkey with a slightly smaller turkey.
00:12It's called a tur-turkey key.
00:15A tur-turkey key?
00:17Uh, uh-oh-oh.
00:19Yeah, I was there for the insertion.
00:21He used shoehoards. I'll be having sides.
00:25Your loss.
00:26All right, it's dead in here. I'm gonna call it a little early.
00:28What? No, you can't go now. It's the night before Thanksgiving.
00:32College chicks are back in town.
00:34Their moms just made a snide comment about the weight they gained.
00:36They called her a bitch, but deep down they know she's right.
00:39And they are about to walk through that door where we will be waiting
00:42with some light beer and some rock-hard approval.
00:45Well, what-a-up?
00:47You don't want to bail early, man. You could become the Blitz.
00:51Oh.
00:52Blitz was a guy we knew in college. Sadly, he was cursed.
00:56Well, I'm calling it a little early.
00:58What? You sure we got big plans?
01:00Yeah, remember how last week we fired up a sandwich
01:03and we listened to Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon
01:04while watching The Wizard of Oz?
01:06Well, tonight, we're doing the same thing,
01:08only with Weird Al Yankovic's greatest hits.
01:11An apocalypse now.
01:13We'll see what happens.
01:15Nah, it's Kraft Croft night.
01:17Mac and cheese and Tomb Raider.
01:18Bizz out!
01:20You see, every time Blitz left a place,
01:22something amazing happened.
01:27Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was my room.
01:33Completely naked.
01:34Completely naked.
01:36Aw, man.
01:36And the movie was awesome.
01:39Aw, man.
01:40At the exact moment Brando first appeared,
01:42Weird Al launched right in to eat it.
01:45Aw, man!
01:47And over the years, the curse of the Blitz continued.
01:51Well, I'm gonna call it.
01:52I just got mad in 2K1 and I can't stop thinking about it.
01:55See you later.
01:57Bye-bye. See you later.
01:57Bye-bye. See you later. Bye-bye.
02:03Taps broke! Can't turn them off!
02:05Free beer for everyone!
02:06Yeah!
02:08Free beer for everyone!
02:10Free beer for everyone!
02:12Aw, man!
02:15No, you know what?
02:16Ted, go ahead. Leave early to do something lame.
02:18Just don't blame us if you become the Blitz.
02:21All right, first of all, there's nothing lame
02:23about brining a Terturkiki copyright pending.
02:26And secondly, I don't believe the curse of the Blitz is real.
02:30Kids, I'd live to regret those words.
02:33You see, the curse of the Blitz could be passed
02:35from one person to the next at any moment.
02:37Blitz had gotten the curse from Jerry Windheim
02:39back in freshman year,
02:40who got it years before that from Davey Biederman.
02:43The original Blitz, Matt Blitz,
02:45was a guy who went to Wesleyan back in the 60s.
02:47He dropped out right before the school went co-ed.
02:50And then Thanksgiving morning.
02:56What the hell happened here?
02:59Hey! Morning, Blitz!
03:01Aw, man!
03:03No, no, let's get one thing straight, okay?
03:05I am not the Blitz!
03:06My Blitzy lies over the ocean.
03:10My Blitzy lies over the sea.
03:14My Blitzy lies over the ocean.
03:18So bring back my Blitzy...
03:20Please stop.
03:23Okay, fine.
03:24To me.
03:26To me.
03:27To me.
03:27To me.
03:28To me.
03:28To me.
03:28To me.
03:29To me.
03:30To me.
03:30To me.
03:32To me.
03:34To me.
03:35To me.
03:40To me.
03:44To me.
03:46To me.
03:51To me.
03:54To me.
04:04Kids, you remember, Zoe.
04:06For the last two months, she'd been making my life hell.
04:10Thanks, guys.
04:12Last night was amazing.
04:13The Gentleman!
04:14The Gentleman!
04:18How could you, my best friends in the world,
04:22hang out with my mortal enemy
04:23than let her sleep in the tub where I clean myself?
04:28Sorry, Ted, we can explain.
04:30After you blitzed out last night...
04:32I'm not to blitz!
04:33Oh, my God.
04:34That's Zoe.
04:36That's Ted's enemy.
04:37Which means she's our enemy.
04:40Let's take this bitch down.
04:43Huh? Huh?
04:44Who's got your back?
04:45Now let's have dinner.
04:47Finish the story, Red.
04:49Okay, well, we all started brainstorming
04:52ways to mess with her.
04:53There were a lot of different ideas kicking around.
04:56And then I'm just gonna leave her there.
04:58Buck naked, covered in candle wax,
05:01tied to the bed.
05:04Bernie, I know that Ted doesn't like that girl,
05:07but it's a little extreme.
05:09Wait, Ted doesn't like that girl?
05:12Okay.
05:13No, I got it.
05:14You see that silk scarf?
05:16I'm gonna steal it.
05:23Can I help you?
05:25Yeah.
05:26Yeah.
05:27My name is Lily Aldrin.
05:30I'm a friend of Ted Mosby, so you met...
05:32You're Lily Aldrin?
05:33The painter?
05:35Well, yeah.
05:37You're amazing!
05:38I bought a bunch of your paintings online!
05:40That was you?
05:42Yeah.
05:45Look, none of us meant for it to happen,
05:47but, well, we had an awesome night with her.
05:52The Gentleman!
05:56And then the craziest thing happened.
06:03I missed a skateboarding dog.
06:05Yeah, but that wasn't the crazy part.
06:07It wasn't?
06:08Okay, Marshall.
06:10Truth or dare?
06:12Okay, awesome.
06:13Well, Lily doesn't let me do truths.
06:15So dare.
06:17Okay.
06:18I dare you to send a picture of your junk
06:21to a complete stranger.
06:23Oh!
06:26Best idea ever!
06:28Worst idea ever.
06:31My junk ended up in some stranger's pocket.
06:33If their phone was on vibrate,
06:34I basically dry-humped them.
06:36Oh!
06:36Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah.
06:40Okay, everybody shout-out random numbers.
06:42Um, four, eight, fifteen, sixteen, twenty, three, forty-two.
06:46And send!
06:47Woo!
06:49Wait, Blitz was there, too?
06:50The Gentleman!
06:53Oh, I was there for the whole thing.
06:56Something inside me just said,
06:57Grand Theft Auto can wait a night.
06:59It was legend.
07:01Wait for Ted to leave,
07:02because he's now the Blitz-dary.
07:05Legendary!
07:05No, I'm not the Blitz!
07:06I'm afraid you are, Ted.
07:08You see, when you left last night,
07:10you changed the course of Blitz-tory.
07:35I'm finally free!
07:37I mean, you have no idea what I've missed all these years.
07:39The university president's toupee being snatched by a hawk at graduation?
07:44Zephton reuniting in my cousin Ira's bar mitzvah.
07:47Countless nips, slips, crotch shots,
07:50shooting stars and double rainbows.
07:52I've missed them all!
07:54Not anymore, Blitz.
07:55My name's not Blitz.
07:58My name is Steve!
08:03Colors seem so bright now.
08:08Thank you, Blitz.
08:10What?
08:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:12I'm not the Blitz.
08:13The only thing I missed last night
08:14was my best friends stabbing me in the back
08:16by hanging out with my worst enemy.
08:18Guys, I hate Zoe.
08:21That means you're supposed to hate her, too.
08:22That's your rule, Lily.
08:24I tried.
08:25Tried?
08:26Lily, do you have any idea
08:28how many people I blindly hated for you?
08:31I hated Renee Zellweger
08:33with a burning passion
08:34for eight years
08:35only to discover you met Reese Witherspoon.
08:38Hey, I won't hate her
08:39until I get my money back for you, me, and Dupree.
08:42That's Kate Hudson!
08:44Yeah, that's who I hate.
08:46Guys, we hate Kate Hudson.
08:47No!
08:48We hate Zoe!
08:50I'm so furious at you all right now,
08:52but it's Thanksgiving
08:53and I have a turkey key to make.
08:56And not that I'm the Blitz,
08:59but could everyone please come with me
09:00into the kitchen?
09:04Okay, I'm, uh,
09:06just gonna preheat the oven.
09:08The oven.
09:09Hey, Robin!
09:11You should dance on the oven!
09:13Oh, yeah!
09:15Dance on the oven!
09:17Dance on the oven!
09:19Dance on...
09:26Did they tell you about the skateboarding dog?
09:30It was awesome!
09:38Great.
09:38So, not only did you guys betray me,
09:40but you broke my oven on Thanksgiving?
09:42Full disclosure,
09:43we also used all your butter,
09:45greasing up Lily
09:46so we could see how far
09:47we could slide her down the hull.
09:49But if it helps,
09:50I reached 4G.
09:52It doesn't help.
09:544G?
09:55No.
09:56No.
09:57What are we supposed to do now?
10:00This is awesome!
10:02I'm part of this!
10:05Barney,
10:05I don't know if the oven's deep enough.
10:08Plus,
10:09it's a display
10:10made of cardboard.
10:12Oh.
10:13I should probably disconnect the gas.
10:16Hey, just so you guys know,
10:17there was a tiny explosion
10:18at the sewage treatment plant
10:20across the street from our apartment,
10:21but I'm sure it's fine by now.
10:24This is awesome!
10:25It's not awesome!
10:27I think the smaller turkey
10:28just tried to crawl further
10:30inside the bigger turkey.
10:32It's not neat.
10:34Um.
10:37Um.
10:38Uh-huh.
10:39I'm having trouble breathing!
10:43Mom keeps an extra litter box in here.
10:47There you go.
10:48Get us new.
10:50Oh.
10:51Hey, Ginger.
10:55Ted, you're not gonna like this,
10:57but we do have one other option.
10:58Oh, my God.
11:00Hey!
11:01You guys should come to my house
11:02for Thanksgiving.
11:03My husband always spends it
11:05with his daughter,
11:06so I'm gonna be alone anyway.
11:07Can we bring Ted?
11:10It's Thanksgiving.
11:12What the hell?
11:13Yay!
11:15Yay!
11:16Yay!
11:16Yay!
11:17Yay!
11:17Yay!
11:17No, absolutely not.
11:19Come on.
11:20Give her a chance.
11:21Ted, you violated a dead turkey
11:23with another dead turkey.
11:24Hey, don't let that be in vain.
11:26Guys, wait a minute.
11:28Where's Barney?
11:31And here's the twist,
11:32babaka.
11:34Because Ted left early,
11:35he's now the Blitz.
11:38But, Barney,
11:39now you left the groove,
11:41wouldn't that put you
11:42in danger of becoming
11:42the Blitz yourself?
11:43No, I...
11:47Because...
11:48Step on it.
11:50Hey, hey, hey!
11:52You missed it!
11:53Oh, my goodness.
11:54Our cab took a wrong turn.
11:55We were in the Thanksgiving Day Parade.
11:57Tony Bennett passed Ted the mic,
11:59and he's at twisted shop!
12:01But he's the Blitz.
12:02No, I'm not the Blitz.
12:05I'm the Bueller.
12:06You know what this means.
12:09You're the Blitz.
12:11Oh, my God, no.
12:18Life moves pretty fast, Barney.
12:20If you don't stop
12:20and look around once in a while,
12:22you might miss it.
12:24Chicka-chicka!
12:28Happy Thanksgiving!
12:31Ted!
12:32Sylvia.
12:36Best friend alert!
12:40Okay, the turkey key
12:42is officially cooking.
12:44Oh, God, that is disgusting!
12:46Guys, that's starting to hurt.
12:48No, no, Ted.
12:50Random number guy
12:52just sent me his wang back.
12:53Wow!
12:55You sent a wang out
12:56and you got a wang back.
12:57It's a boom-a-wang.
12:59Nice.
13:00No, I meant the wang.
13:02Barney, could you get me
13:03some more ice?
13:04Sure.
13:05But no one move
13:07while I'm gone.
13:08I'm scared.
13:09You're safe.
13:10It's okay to leave the room.
13:12You have to actually leave the building
13:13for something cool to happen.
13:15Thanks.
13:16You're the only one
13:17who's nice to me about this.
13:21Okay, I gotta test this.
13:26Oh!
13:29What happened?
13:31You missed it!
13:33Dude, you walked out of the room,
13:34the laws of physics stopped,
13:36and the laws of awesome tripled.
13:38Oh, man!
13:40You said I could leave the room!
13:41I just wanted to see
13:42something cool happen.
13:44I'm sorry,
13:45but I was on that island
13:46for what seems like eternity.
13:48I'm gonna enjoy things
13:49on the other side.
13:50No!
13:51You...
13:52Robin, Robin,
13:53I will pay you
13:54to be the Blitz.
13:55A hundred dollars!
13:56No,
13:57ten thousand dollars!
13:59No,
13:59sixty bucks!
14:00What's a lot of money
14:01for someone like you?
14:02Dude,
14:02the Blitz isn't something
14:03that can be bought or sold.
14:05Yeah,
14:05it's not like Ted's integrity.
14:07Oh,
14:07what was that?
14:08I was distracted
14:09by the four-carat diamond
14:10your 53-year-old husband
14:11bought you.
14:12Facial!
14:13Now,
14:13if you'll excuse me,
14:14I have a turkey key to base.
14:16I'm coming with you.
14:16No,
14:17I based alone.
14:19Oh,
14:19I'm sure you're
14:19a master baster, Ted.
14:21Wordplay.
14:21Loving it.
14:23But relax.
14:24I've got a ton of sides
14:25to heat up
14:25since my plans fell through.
14:26Who canceled?
14:27Your coven?
14:28Coven!
14:28Group of witches.
14:29Boom!
14:30Yeah,
14:30they were worn out
14:31for putting that spell
14:32on your hair.
14:33Oh,
14:33serve returned.
14:34Are you happy?
14:35You're ruining Thanksgiving.
14:37Well,
14:37you're not exactly
14:38who I thought
14:38I'd be spending
14:39Thanksgiving with either.
14:42God,
14:42I'm so happy
14:43to be here.
14:43My face hurts
14:44from smiling.
14:46Oh,
14:46sorry, Lily.
14:47I'm just never
14:48gonna like that woman.
14:49Ted,
14:49give her a chance.
14:50Enemies can't
14:51become friends.
14:52Yes,
14:52they can,
14:53right,
14:54guys?
14:54no,
14:55no,
14:56no,
14:56no.
14:56You guys
14:56can't be objective.
14:57You still feel
14:58guilty about last night.
14:59Well,
14:59let's get an
14:59outside opinion.
15:00Who are we gonna...
15:01Dear Wang Guy,
15:03can enemies
15:04ever be friends?
15:05Just wondering.
15:08Really?
15:09Wang Guy?
15:10We're asking
15:10Wang Guy?
15:11He's bold
15:12and uninhibited,
15:13so why not?
15:14Hey,
15:15guys,
15:15you know what?
15:15For fun?
15:16Why don't we ask him
15:17what he does
15:18for a living?
15:19Come on,
15:20wouldn't that be fun?
15:21Just...
15:22Aw,
15:23you've got a little
15:24crush on Wang Guy,
15:25don't you?
15:25What?
15:26No!
15:27Shut up!
15:28I hate him!
15:29Look, look,
15:30you got an answer?
15:31Here it is.
15:32Yes,
15:33enemies can become friends.
15:36Remember what Gandhi said,
15:38be the change
15:39you want to see
15:39in the world.
15:41Uh,
15:41did Wang Guy
15:42just quote Gandhi?
15:43That is amazing,
15:45and I was here for it.
15:46Now Zoe is the Blitz.
15:48Ha, ha.
15:50Burn on her.
15:53Come on, man.
15:54Don't be that Blitz.
15:56I'm not any Blitz.
15:58You're the Blitz.
15:59You're all the Blitz.
16:01I slept with that
16:02cute Indian girl
16:03who cuts my hair.
16:04What does that
16:04have to do with anything?
16:06Nothing.
16:06I just forgot
16:07to brag about him before.
16:09All right, guys,
16:10despite the wit
16:10and wisdom of Wang Guy,
16:12Zoe and I
16:13are never gonna be friends.
16:14We're just here
16:15for her oven,
16:16and that's it.
16:17Oh, my God!
16:20Did you do that
16:21on purpose?
16:21No, it was an accident.
16:23Oh, yeah,
16:23well, like this is.
16:24Oh, great.
16:25Rehorture.
16:26Yeah, well,
16:26you started it.
16:27Why wasn't I?
16:28There you were!
16:29Stop it!
16:30God, can't you two
16:32just stop fighting
16:33for one day?
16:34Like, when the Roadrunner
16:36and the Coyote
16:37clocked out
16:38and had a beer together?
16:39Or Tom and Jerry
16:41shared a cup of coffee?
16:42Lily, those are
16:43cartoon characters,
16:44and I'm pretty sure
16:45you're making up episodes.
16:46And if Zoe is
16:47a cartoon character,
16:49she's Cinderella's
16:50evil stepmother!
16:51Get out!
16:53All of you, out!
16:54But it's Thanksgiving!
16:56And I'm a part of it.
16:57Out!
17:01Wait.
17:03Where's Barney?
17:04Hey, guys,
17:05those amazing things
17:06just happened to me
17:07in that other room.
17:10Aw, man!
17:17I don't get it.
17:18Why'd you just kick us out
17:20like that?
17:21And then the cab driver
17:22said the last thing
17:23any of us wanted to hear.
17:25Where to?
17:29I guess we're going home.
17:33Yeah, I don't know
17:34where that is.
17:47Lily, where'd you get that?
17:49Oh, when Zoe booted us,
17:52it made me want to steal
17:53something of hers again.
17:55Apartment full of designer labels,
17:57and what do I grab?
17:59Happy Turkey Day, Hannah.
18:01Love, Zoe.
18:02I wonder who Hannah is.
18:07Hey, you guys should come
18:09to my house for Thanksgiving.
18:11My husband always spends it
18:12with his daughter,
18:13so I'm going to be alone anyway.
18:15Well, you're not exactly
18:16who I thought I'd be spending
18:16Thanksgiving with either.
18:17And if Zoe is a cartoon character,
18:20she's Cinderella's evil stepmother.
18:22Get out.
18:24All of you, out!
18:28We have to go back to Zoe's.
18:32You got to throw me
18:33some addresses, buddy.
18:37Oh, God.
18:39What are you doing here?
18:41Barney let us in.
18:43Barney was here?
18:44I was walking around half naked.
18:46Aw, man.
18:48Wait, which half?
18:50Look, I'm sorry your stepdaughter
18:52didn't want to spend Thanksgiving
18:53with you.
18:54How do you know that?
18:55I just do.
18:57Must be tough.
18:59It was the first Thanksgiving
19:01Hannah agreed to spend with me,
19:02and then at the last minute,
19:03she changed her mind.
19:07She hates my guts.
19:10I get that.
19:13But, uh, you should hang on to this.
19:15You can give it to her next year.
19:19Yeah.
19:20Right.
19:22Next year.
19:23Hey, you never know.
19:25People don't stay enemies forever.
19:28And that's the story of how Zoe and I became friends.
19:31Cheers.
19:34Before we eat,
19:35we should take a group picture
19:36and send it to Wayne Guy.
19:37Oh, great idea.
19:39All right.
19:41Okay, here we go.
19:43One, two, three.
19:46Ted, that is the best-looking turkey key
19:49I have ever seen.
19:51Yeah.
19:52Let's just hope it tastes as good as it looks.
19:54It didn't.
19:56It tasted wrong.
19:58Oops.
19:58Forgot to light the candles.
20:00Oh, you.
20:01And just as Barney looked away,
20:04it happened.
20:05It happened.
20:35I saw it.
20:39Aw, come on, Blitz.
20:41Now it's just sad.
20:42Oh, man.
20:49Oh, go ahead.
20:50I forgot my jacket.
20:53Oh, hold the door.
20:59Ah!
21:00Thank you, God.
21:02Aw, man!
21:05Please!
21:21Thank you, God.
21:22Thank you, God.
21:28Thank you, God.
21:32Thank you, God.
21:34Thank you, God.
21:36You
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