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00:01Kids, the heart is a mysterious muscle.
00:04You never really know what's going on in there.
00:06So after Uncle Marshall lost his father,
00:08he decided to get his heart checked.
00:10And so did I.
00:12And so did Lily.
00:14And so did Robin.
00:16And then Marshall went again.
00:19Just to be sure,
00:20there was only one holdout.
00:22I don't need to go to a heart doctor.
00:24I drink every day, I sleep three hours every night,
00:27and I have multiple sex partners.
00:29I'm doing everything right.
00:30Bernie, come on, this is important.
00:32We need you around for a long time.
00:34Without you, we'd have to find some other sex-fueled,
00:36depraved animal to entertain us.
00:38Actually, I'm thinking about getting a dog again.
00:40Oh, can't she, can't she get a dog, please, Dad?
00:43No!
00:43If you get a dog, I'm gonna be the one stuck taking care of it.
00:46Well, you wouldn't have to take care of it.
00:47Really?
00:48And who watered the philodendron on your bookcase
00:50and sang it back to life?
00:51Yeah, that was made out of silk, Dad.
00:54Okay, Robin, what you need is indeed something that buries a bone,
00:57but I'm not talking about a dog, I'm talking about a man.
01:00Here we go.
01:01You're clearly trying to fill a hole in her heart.
01:04You feel like the seventh wheel because now Ted is with Zoe
01:06and Barney's with Nora and Lily's with Big Fudge.
01:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Big Fudge.
01:13With?
01:13I am not with Nora.
01:16Wrong preposition.
01:18Later tonight, I'm hoping I'll be on Nora, right?
01:21Or under Nora, am I right?
01:22Or, we're all adults, I'll just say it, behind Nora.
01:27I don't know.
01:28This will be your second date.
01:29Ooh, Barney's got feelings for a girl.
01:33Yeah, penis feelings, because she's hot.
01:36Guys, as you know, I only have one rule.
01:39Barney said this a lot.
01:41I only have one rule.
01:43If you're gonna get it on in a port-a-potty, do it early in the day.
01:47I only have one rule.
01:49Never screw over a girl whose last name ends in a vowel,
01:52because she's got brothers.
01:54I only have one rule.
01:56Never date a girl with a hook for a hand.
02:02Never go out with the same girl more than once.
02:05Then why are you going out with Nora again?
02:08There is an exception.
02:09And it was always the same exception.
02:11Unless she's hot.
02:14Unless she's hot.
02:16Unless she's hot.
02:18Arrgh!
02:19And she is indeed hot, which is why nothing,
02:24not even God himself, yeah, I said it, Beardy,
02:27is gonna stand in the way of tonight being a legend.
02:31Wait for it.
02:34Achoo!
02:36Uh-oh.
02:51Hey, Nora. Sorry I'm late.
02:53I'm just getting over a cold.
02:55Oh, no. How long have you been sick?
02:56About 20 minutes. Can't seem to shake it.
02:58Okay, because I was gonna say you look a little, um...
03:00Handsome.
03:01Rich.
03:02Well-endowed.
03:05Uh, let's say well-endowed.
03:09With phlegm.
03:12All right, let's go.
03:13It's bedtime.
03:14The bed.
03:15Ha-ha.
03:16That's where all the...
03:19...
03:20...
03:20It happens.
03:22Come on.
03:22Let's get you suited out.
03:24Uh...
03:24That night, Barney didn't take care of business.
03:27Instead, Nora took care of Barney.
03:44Good night, Barney.
03:46Good night, Barney.
03:48Wow.
03:48She nursed you back to health?
03:50No.
03:51I didn't even see her boobs.
03:53What do you think?
03:53She just...
03:54...took care of me.
03:57Oh, hey, guys.
03:58Uh, this is Nate.
03:59Nate, these are my friends.
04:00What's up, guys?
04:01Nate Scooberman, but everyone calls me Scooby.
04:03Uh, I'd love to hang out, but I really gotta hit the john.
04:05Uh, yeah, it's right in there, Scooby.
04:08Thanks, bruh.
04:09I like you guys.
04:12Aw, Robin.
04:13If you weren't so much stronger than me, I would slap you.
04:16What?
04:17Wait, you told me to meet someone.
04:19I know, and look, he seems plenty nice, but I didn't mean bring home the first guy you bump into
04:24on the street.
04:25Actually, I met him in the park.
04:27Whoa.
04:28Should've just let you get a dog.
04:30Oh, oh, I should go.
04:31Lily, can I talk to you for a second?
04:36So, um, I made an appointment with that cardiologist.
04:39Mom, you want me to go with you because you're a little scared?
04:42No.
04:43Do you want me to go with you because you're a lot scared?
04:46Yes.
04:47Okay, fine.
04:48On one condition.
04:50You have to promise me you won't lie to Nora.
04:52She seems like something special.
04:55Okay, I promise I won't lie to her.
04:58I may, however, lie on her.
05:01I said a bang, bang, bangity-bang.
05:04I said a bang, bang, bangity-bang.
05:05Bang, bang, bangity-bang.
05:07Are we done?
05:10A bang, bang, bangity-bang.
05:12Well, Barney, your heart sounds fine.
05:14See, Lily, she was worried.
05:16Although it seems like you might have a slight arrhythmia.
05:19Ah!
05:20Feels, feels!
05:22It's probably nothing to worry about.
05:23But I'd like you to wear this heart monitor for the next 24 hours.
05:27Flag on the play, Doc.
05:29I have a date tonight.
05:30Don't worry.
05:31It's totally safe.
05:32Unless part of your big date involves connecting yourself to a car battery.
05:35Well, now it doesn't.
05:38And exactly 24 hours later, they return for the results.
05:43Okay, everything looks fine here.
05:45Although I did notice a few irregularities.
05:49There's nothing to be...
05:52alarmed about.
05:54Go on, Doctor.
05:56What happened at 8.46 p.m. last night?
06:00Well, let's see.
06:02Wheel of Fortune.
06:03Naked push-ups.
06:04Naked chin-ups.
06:05I was at dinner.
06:07This might be a little forward, but...
06:09Do you have a bomb strapped to your chest?
06:11This? No.
06:12No.
06:12It's a heart monitor.
06:15It's a medical thing.
06:17Oh.
06:17I'm so sorry.
06:18I've been trying not to stare at your chest all night.
06:21What's that like?
06:23So, is everything okay?
06:25My friend's dad passed away from a sudden heart attack,
06:28so I'm just getting myself checked out, too.
06:30Oh, I am so sorry.
06:33Thanks.
06:37Um, Barney, what I'm about to say is gonna sound a little weird,
06:42but I think I'm starting to like you, so I have to say it.
06:46Well, for what it's worth, I'm not easily shocked.
06:49Unless you dump water on me, because I'll just...
06:53What is it?
06:54I want to get married.
06:56I mean, not tonight, or even to you, necessarily.
06:59But that's what I want.
07:01And if that's gonna scare you off, then I'd rather it scare you off now.
07:06I want a family.
07:07And I want to live in a little house with a garden
07:09and a tree for the kids to climb.
07:12And I want to go to sleep every night with the same person by my side
07:15and wake up next to him in the morning, every morning, for the rest of our lives.
07:22I just thought you should know that.
07:24You have to promise me you won't lie to Nora!
07:30That's exactly what I want, too.
07:39I'm really into gardening, but these squirrels keep messing with my tomatoes.
07:42Every time I see them in the backyard, I'm like, get out of here!
07:45They run off, but sure enough, a few minutes later, there they are again.
07:48And I'm like, get out of here!
07:50So annoying.
07:52I smell food. Does this place have a kitchen? I'll be right back.
07:57Okay, but you have to admit that he is a lot of fun.
08:02Oh, I actually think he's quite intelligent for what he is.
08:05And what is he?
08:06He's a dog.
08:07He's totally a dog!
08:08What, you saw him hitting on someone?
08:10No, no, I didn't say, he a dog.
08:11I said, he's a dog, as in, a dog.
08:14I think we've all noticed a few curious mannerisms.
08:17Or, uh, rather, doggerisms.
08:21Uh, Scooby, that tag's still on your jeans.
08:24Where?
08:33Okay, Scooby, you ready?
08:37Oh!
08:39Good boy, Scooby!
08:40Good job, Scooby!
08:42That last one did not happen.
08:44Okay, you're right. He dropped it.
08:46He's not a dog.
08:47Robin, it's fine.
08:48You said you wanted a dog, and you got one.
08:50And the best part is, he got his shots.
08:53Hey, guys, got my shots?
08:54You are so playful.
08:56Nice job fetching those.
08:57Yeah, guys, cut it out.
08:59Scooby, sit.
09:01So, Scooby, we were thinking if you're gonna be hanging out without Robin,
09:04you should be properly vetted.
09:06Uh, yeah, and we hope our nosiness doesn't give you pause.
09:09How did you meet? Tell us the tale.
09:11Yes, how did you whisk her off her feet?
09:13Shed a little light on the matter.
09:14Did you send her an email, or did you call her?
09:17Guys, just stop hounding him.
09:19Oh, geez.
09:21Yeah, no, no, you're right, Robin.
09:22We don't want your new guy to flee.
09:23We're just trying to make sure he's not a heel.
09:25So, moving from Canada, that transition must have been pretty rough.
09:29Sure was.
09:30My part of Canada's pretty different from New York.
09:32Oh, I bet it was an incredible journey.
09:34What part of Canada is that?
09:36Speak.
09:36Labrador.
09:38This isn't happening.
09:40Hey, Nate, why don't you go play some music on the jukebox?
09:43No, I'm good.
09:44Oh, shoot.
09:45Drop my keys.
09:46I'll get them.
09:46Okay.
09:48Hey, guys.
09:49Uh, this is Nora.
09:50Hey.
09:51Hey, how are you?
09:52Nice to meet you.
09:53How's it going?
09:53We were just passing by, and I wanted to pop in for two reasons.
09:56First, I wanted to let you know that your friend Bernie is being a fat big gentleman.
10:00Well, it's still early.
10:01I've been serious.
10:02I had no idea that deep down he's such a romantic.
10:05I had no idea he had a deep down.
10:07Oh, you should have heard him at dinner.
10:09I mean, I like being single, but secretly, I want to have kids.
10:15How many do you want?
10:17Three.
10:17One of each.
10:19You?
10:20Three.
10:21All in an old stone house.
10:23Yeah, with ivy growing on it.
10:25Cocktails on the patio.
10:26And we must have a pool.
10:28We?
10:31Pool sounds brilliant.
10:34Are you for real, Bernie?
10:36I really am.
10:39Unbelievable.
10:40I know, right?
10:41And the second reason we popped in is because I need to use the loo.
10:44But when I get back, I'm dying to hear all about Mr. Softy here.
10:49I assure you that's not a nickname that I would...
10:53And that explains your 14-second cardiac arrest.
10:58Bernie, you promised you wouldn't lie.
11:01I'm not lying.
11:02Guys, Nora's really special.
11:05In fact, I think I'm...
11:08...falling in love with her.
11:11Ah, shut up!
11:12Shut up!
11:13Guys, I'm serious.
11:15I'm not gonna let you do this.
11:16When Nora gets back here, I'm blowing the whistle.
11:19Just to make sure it's not a high-frequency whistle
11:21because we don't want to torture Robin's boyfriend.
11:23Guys, this is real.
11:25And if you don't make me look good in front of Nora, just remember, I have got dirt on each
11:30of you and I am not afraid to spill it.
11:32Oh, Bernie, you can't blackmail us into lying to Nora.
11:35Really, Lily?
11:36Even if I were to mention, oh, I don't know, your kindergarten class's pet guinea pig?
11:41Oh, Mr. Buttons!
11:43Oh, you son of a bitch!
11:45Fine, I'll be nice.
11:47Marshall?
11:48You got nothing on me.
11:49The calzone?
11:49Checkmate.
11:52Robin?
11:52Don't say the Mr. Tea Dream. Don't say the Mr. Tea Dream. Don't say the Mr. Tea Dream.
11:56The Mr. Tea Dream?
11:59Ted?
12:00Go ahead. Give me your best. My life's an open book.
12:04The ballet class?
12:05I once took a ballet class. Not ashamed.
12:07The NSYNC concert?
12:091998. Cleveland's Gundarina. Front row. Caught J.C.'s shirt. What else you got?
12:14Okay, Ted. The thermos.
12:17I suppose it's possible Barney has real feelings for Nora.
12:19I do. So be cool.
12:24There's a man back there who seems fascinated by the records flipping in the jukebox.
12:30Sorry, toads. He's taken.
12:32So, how do you all know Barney?
12:34Oh, I don't know. How we know Barney? How does anyone know how they know anyone?
12:38I like your pretty hair. Help me.
12:41We did not meet him at a strip club.
12:44No, sir. Because Barney don't go to no strip clubs.
12:50Oh, come on. Barney's been to a strip club once.
12:52Once?
12:53Thermos?
12:53Nope. Not even once.
12:55Really?
12:56So Barney really is a genuinely nice guy?
13:04I don't recall.
13:06Okay, I think that we're done here.
13:07I think that we have adequately established that Barney is the kind of guy that you would bring home to
13:13meet your parents.
13:14Okay? So, let's just drop it, alright?
13:16It's funny you should say that because, as it happens, my parents are in town.
13:20They're only here, like, once a year. We're getting brunch tomorrow.
13:24Do you want to meet them?
13:25This was a big deal for Barney.
13:27I only have one rule. Never, ever, ever meet a girl's parents.
13:35Not even if she's hot?
13:36Not even if her mom's hot.
13:39I'd love to meet your parents.
13:42It's a date.
13:44Well, we should get going.
13:46Walk me home.
13:47Walk? Somebody say walk? I'll go for a walk. I love a good walk.
13:50No, Scooby, you, uh, stay.
13:57Oh, no. I got called back into work. Can you keep an eye on him until I get back? He's
14:02new to the city and he doesn't really know anyone.
14:03I knew it. I knew it. I knew if you got a dog, I'd wind up taking care of him.
14:07Well, he's not a dog.
14:09Good night.
14:13What do we do now?
14:15Oh, I got an idea. I was in the park today and this guy sold me a big bag of...
14:19Kids, it was a big bag of sandwiches.
14:23Whoa!
14:24Put that away.
14:25You guys want to fire these up?
14:26Scooby, we're in our 30s. We don't smoke sandwiches anymore.
14:30Sandwich brownies?
14:31Okay.
14:34Sandwiches make me hungry.
14:36True.
14:37Hey, I have a question.
14:40What did Barney mean when he said?
14:43Calzone.
14:45Okay, I'll tell you.
14:46Okay.
14:47One time Barney saw me drop a calzone on the sidewalk, pick it up, and then keep eating it.
14:54It feels so good to finally say that out loud.
14:57Dude, listen to me.
14:59You have nothing to be ashamed of.
15:01That calzone sounds amazing.
15:07Guys, I found this on the floor.
15:10Oh, my God.
15:13Scooby ate the whole tray.
15:14Uh-oh.
15:16Wait, where is he anyway?
15:19Oh, dude.
15:20Scooby got out.
15:25Here we are.
15:29I had a really great time tonight.
15:31Yeah, me too.
15:40Do you want to come upstairs?
15:42I'd love to.
15:47There's just one little thing, and it probably doesn't matter, but I don't want to get married.
15:52I've been saying that all night just to get in your pants.
15:56Oh!
15:58Oh!
16:00Oh!
16:07Oh, my God.
16:08Oh, my God.
16:09I found Scooby's wallet.
16:11Oh, no.
16:12That means the poor guy's out there with no identification.
16:14Robin.
16:15Hey.
16:16Hey.
16:16Um, remember Scooby?
16:17Uh, well, he got out.
16:19Got out?
16:19What do you mean?
16:20He just walked out of the apartment.
16:21Someone must have left the door open.
16:22It wasn't me.
16:23Me neither.
16:25He must have figured out how to open it himself.
16:28He's so smart.
16:29We should get him on Letterman doing tricks.
16:31I know Paul Schaefer's sandwich guy.
16:33This could happen.
16:34Guys, get yourselves together and start looking for Scooby.
16:37I'm on my way home.
16:38Wait, wait, wait.
16:39Robin.
16:40Can you pick up some calzones?
16:44What, Nora?
16:44Wait, wait.
16:46I'm sorry I misled you.
16:48Misled?
16:49You lied to me.
16:50I...
16:50You and your friends lie to me.
16:52I was on the spot.
16:53This is your fault.
16:54My fault?
16:55Yeah, with the whole I want to get married thing.
16:57You can't just tell someone exactly what you want out of a relationship.
17:02This isn't England.
17:08Goodbye, Bonnie.
17:11Scooby!
17:12Scoob!
17:13Hey, great idea.
17:14Uh, no great idea.
17:16Okay, if you were new in town and had just ingested an eighth of sandwich, where would you go?
17:21Of course.
17:23Back to the pizza place!
17:25Yeah, maybe that's where Scooby went.
17:27Who's Scooby?
17:28Hey, guys.
17:29Hey, have you seen Scooby?
17:31Uh, yeah, isn't that him taking a leak on that fire hydrant?
17:36Scooby!
17:38Hey!
17:38Hey!
17:39It's my friends!
17:40No!
17:42And that explains 12.51 a.m.
17:45Okay.
17:46None of this suggests a systemic issue.
17:48Your heart's fine.
17:49With a healthy diet, you can live a long and happy life.
17:52If nobody stabs you.
17:54If nobody stabs you.
17:54Day is not over.
17:57Okay.
17:57Lily, I'm sorry that I lied about wanting to settle down.
18:02No, that wasn't the lie.
18:04The lie was when you told Nora you were lying.
18:06Because you weren't.
18:07You want that stuff, Barney.
18:09I know you do.
18:11Okay.
18:12Maybe, eventually, I could settle down.
18:1750 years from now, if I had like a Hefner thing going on with some really hot twins.
18:21But those twins won't even be born for another 32 years.
18:28I mean, Nora's great.
18:31She's wonderful.
18:32But...
18:33What time was your dinner reservation?
18:35Last night?
18:358.30.
18:37What did his heart do at 8.30?
18:51It literally skipped a beat.
18:54Your heart's talking to you, Barney.
18:57Do you have the guts to listen to it?
19:19I lied.
19:21Funny.
19:21When I said I lied, that was a lie.
19:23And I'm sorry.
19:24I'm confused.
19:25So am I.
19:27This.
19:27All of this.
19:28This is totally new to me.
19:30But...
19:31I know it's what I want.
19:32I want to be confused.
19:34With you.
19:36I have to search.
19:41I have to search.
19:41Mom?
19:42Dad?
19:43This is Barney.
19:45Hi.
19:46I'm Barney.
19:47Great to meet you.
19:49Hey, you want to see a magic trick?
19:50Sharp as a marble.
19:53Sharp as a marble, these stones keep my feet on the ground.
20:06All this experience weighs me down.
20:19It złff.
20:33It's gonna puke me down.
20:34No...
20:36You never belong.
20:38No...
20:44sanitizer conditions.
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