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The Bad Guys The Series S02E10
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00:01You
00:20Everything's changed
00:22Ripper beat us at our own game and made good on her promise to get criminals off the streets
00:27The city rewarded her for it and worse the governor's given her total authority to eradicate crime and make this
00:35a
00:35perfect city
00:41Even the small timers have been swept up in her crusade
00:46Wait, I can just put another corner in please now the city's become unrecognizable
00:59I
01:00Tiffany fluff it live from the museum where with no more crime these guards are out of a job
01:08That's rough
01:10Fortunately is a crime reporter. My job is secure
01:15Wait
01:22The day of the statue heist was supposed to be the end of river
01:27The day the bad guys got back to our crime street
01:33Instead it was the day river one
01:38Will we ever get out of here well the bad guys ever be bad again will ever be quiet
01:46Solitary would be a vacation at this point can we please just focus on finding a way to get out
01:50of here
01:51Way ahead of you sweet freedom. Here we go
01:59Not so sweet
02:31We've got to get out of here, but how hmm, maybe I
02:36Then I could I've got it
02:40Everything we've tried is bad
02:47Technically my tunnel escape hasn't failed it just hasn't succeeded yet
02:51Snape tell me you found a way out through the plumbing now. It's a closed loop, but there is good
02:56news
02:56I can get the other cells through the toilet pipes and make some trades. What do you guys want snack
03:00cakes hair gel ramen noodles?
03:06I could hack or sell door if my computer wasn't locked up in evidence and the soap laptop
03:11I mean isn't really working once again
03:13I would love to use some of that soap for a toilet shower. I'm getting sticky in here
03:19Snake maybe you can trade this for the real thing. I'm good, but I'm not that good
03:24We need some primo stuff to trade for your real laptop
03:35Good morning criminals and what a beautiful morning it is
03:40Outside the city is more perfect than ever and in here all of you are right where you belong locked
03:46up forever
03:50You're lucky you're out there and we're in here
03:54Might as well get comfortable, but not too comfortable. It's about to get a lot more crowded in here
04:02God Gary no
04:06What could that sweet dumpling of a man have possibly done to deserve this?
04:11He was found breaking into the museum at night
04:14After being fired you can fire me, but I'll never stop guarding
04:20Well you broke in so you're criminal now and
04:26A criminal is all any of you will ever be
04:28but the rest of the city still has a chance a chance to be perfect now that I'm here to
04:35take out the trash and clean house oh
04:40Yeah, I'll clean your house. I mean like the big house aka prison because I'm getting us out of here
04:48Haha, I knew it. I found a little toothbrush. Yeah
04:54Oh, I called it these choppers are starting to feel
04:58Mossy wait, we've got something here
05:05Toilet paper the most precious prison commodity of all
05:09Oh, do you think you can trade it to get my laptop back does a toilet in this hemisphere flush
05:14counterclockwise? Hey, you betcha
05:41Absolutely not
05:43But I really have to go
05:46Did you get it?
05:49What did I tell you you are looking at the toilet king?
05:53All right guys usually we heist our way into places today. We get out webs. How are those doors looking?
06:00What doors?
06:02Ripper's got this place on a tight schedule too tight everything happens the same way at the same time every
06:09day
06:10And three two
06:12Oh shit
06:25Beep boop beep bop
06:28Bop bop boop beep
06:30When did he learn to talk like a microwave oven?
06:33Beep boop beep bop bop
06:36Beep beep boop bop beep
06:39I mean
06:39Uh
06:51Go, go, go!
07:14Hey! Robo-bozo! Eat this!
07:23Don't just stand! Get out of here!
07:30I leave you in charge for one afternoon and you let the bad guys escape?
07:36All because you were distracted by a little food mess?
07:41I caught them once. I can catch them again.
07:44But this time, I've learned from my mistakes.
07:47I've been far too lenient.
07:50Let me see your control panel.
07:53Yes, I'm sure!
07:56Cranking your sensitivity all the way up.
08:02From now on, we won't just go after criminals.
08:05We'll crack down on mischief, blunders, taboos, and my personal pet peeve, faux pas.
08:11I'd like to see the bad guys try to escape me now.
08:16We escaped!
08:19Oh, the air is so pure out here!
08:26Tastes like freedom.
08:29You think Ripper has noticed that we're gone yet?
08:31Who cares?
08:32I hope we never see your face again.
08:35Locking us up, ruining our perfect crime streak.
08:38So, what are we gonna do now?
08:40What criminals like us always do.
08:42Leave town, create new identities, start doing crime somewhere else.
08:45Ooh, maybe I'll grow a mustache again.
08:47Snake, your last attempt at a mustache was just like gross upper lip molting.
08:51And leave the city, really?
08:53Do we have to?
08:54That's sad.
08:58We made a lot of memories in this place.
09:01But what other option do we have?
09:03There's still so much I wanted to hack into.
09:05So much privacy I still haven't invaded.
09:08Well, there's the alley where I picked my first pocket.
09:11And there's the alley where I got arrested for picking my first pocket.
09:16And I see an old lair!
09:18Can't believe I accidentally blew it up.
09:20The old lair was over there.
09:23Ah, I'll never forget it.
09:24What if there's another way?
09:27This place is part of us.
09:29Ah, Wolf?
09:31Think about it.
09:33Ripper doesn't know we escaped yet.
09:34Wolf?
09:35We've got the upper hand.
09:37The element is surprise.
09:38Wolf!
09:39Gat boy!
09:41C-couldn't you guys wait a second and un-undercut my whole speech?
09:44Now I feel silly.
09:46What do we do?
09:47Y-you got the wrong guy.
09:49My name is Johnny the Stache Tropicana.
09:54Eh, well, it was worth a shot.
09:58Get in!
10:07Thanks for saving our hides back there.
10:09Ripper and her bots really have it out for us.
10:11Ripper's not just trying to stop criminals anymore.
10:14She's cracking down on anyone who isn't perfect.
10:18She's outlawed gum chewing, staying up late, loud music, untucked shirts, pineapple on pizza.
10:24Well, that one I kind of agree with.
10:25No one is safe!
10:26Honestly, I miss your guys' antics.
10:29There's not much for a crime reporter to do without crime to report on.
10:32It's just fluff pieces and ribbon cuttings.
10:35Oh, and she even banned oversized novelties scissors.
10:37So what is the point?
10:38Ripper's not going to stop until the city is absolutely perfect.
10:43So I'm getting out.
10:44I can drop you guys anywhere you want, just not Barstow.
10:47I never stop in Barstow.
10:50Thanks for the offer, Tiffany, and also for the mysterious personal revelation.
10:54But we're not leaving.
10:55We're not.
10:57We can't stand by and let Ripper ruin our city in some twisted vision of perfection.
11:03You know, I thought we had to be the perfect criminals, go on the perfect crime streak.
11:07But now that that's been blown, I've realized, so we're not perfect.
11:11So what?
11:13Does that make us any less of criminals?
11:15Yes.
11:16No?
11:18Maybe.
11:19D, all of the above.
11:21Trying to be perfect, you end up tossing out the good with the bad.
11:25Exactly.
11:25What I realized is that perfection, perfection is a prison.
11:30And a perfect city is just one big prison Ripper's trying to make.
11:34But this is our city, and it's worth saving.
11:36What do you say?
11:37We're in.
11:38But how are we going to do this?
11:39I mean, Ripper's got an army of bots.
11:41I have an idea, but we can't do it alone.
11:44Tiffany, before you go, will you help us make the news bulletin of a lifetime?
11:50Shark, Piranha, I need your help.
11:52Sure thing, Wolf.
11:53We're ready for anything after getting out of that dark, stinky, miserable prison.
11:58I'm sending you back to that prison.
12:00Just temporarily, I need you to break out the other groups so they can help us.
12:05It took us ages to figure out how to get out of that place.
12:08And no offense to the Finbros, but we're not the smartest fish in the barrel.
12:12Facts.
12:13I already hacked the security system.
12:15The prison blocks all signals inside, so you won't be able to reach me on comms.
12:19But you just need to enter this password into the central computer to open all the cell doors.
12:25It's easy. You can't screw it up.
12:27Don't tell me what I can't do!
12:29Alright team, let's take down Ripper and save our city.
12:34Is it always this fun being bad?
12:37No wonder you do this for a living.
12:48Ripper Bot, we need to sneak in and disarm it.
12:53Steady, steady, steady.
12:56Why am I the one holding you?
12:57I know I'm the muscle, but you're five times bigger than me.
13:01You almost got us caught.
13:03My bad. What happened again?
13:09Okay, Web's already hacked the system, so we should be able to get in with that password she gave us.
13:14Hand me the paper.
13:14What? I thought you had it.
13:16No, that was your job.
13:18I disagree, Finbro.
13:20But we don't have time to argue.
13:21Look, the password was something really easy to remember, so we just had to remember it.
13:27Hmm.
13:29All I can think about is the word burger.
13:31Is the password burger?
13:33My brain is just like a big neon sign flashing burger, burger, burger.
13:37It's not burger.
13:39It's something else.
13:40It's a...
13:41Hmm.
13:42Maybe it is burger.
13:43Dang.
13:44I could have sworn.
13:45Should we try burger burger?
13:47Oh, that's definitely it.
13:52I've had Ripper's announcement system.
13:54It's go time.
13:56Ready?
13:56Ready.
13:59No running, skipping, or jumping.
14:01And remember, mixing stripes and plaid will not be tolerated.
14:06Oof.
14:07Let's all be more like me to make a more perfect s-s-s-s-s.
14:11Hi.
14:12It's me, your favorite neighborhood criminal.
14:14Or at least I used to be before Ripper tried to get rid of us.
14:17Maybe at first you thought that was a good thing.
14:20But how does it feel now that Ripper's made criminals out of all of you?
14:24In her twisted mission to make everything perfect, she's lost sight of perfectly good enough.
14:29Because nobody's actually perfect.
14:32We're all a mashup of good and bad parts mixed together.
14:35Be honest.
14:36Do you really want to be perfect all the time?
14:38That's boring.
14:40Isn't it more fun to stay up past curfew?
14:43Wear white after Labor Day.
14:45Eat dessert before dinner.
14:47Press all the buttons on the elevator.
14:49Shake up a soda can, man.
14:51Chew with your mouth open.
14:53Rock socks and sandals.
14:55Don't use your indoor voice.
14:57No shirt, no shoes, no problem.
15:00That's right.
15:01You may not be perfect, but who cares?
15:03You're one of us.
15:08Find a way to turn this nonsense off!
15:11You see, perfection is a prison.
15:13And it's time to break out.
15:15We're all counting on you.
15:17For the good of this city, be a little bad.
15:21All right, everyone.
15:22Clearly, a criminal element is still afoot.
15:25But not for long.
15:27Now, back as you were, and no gawking!
15:29That's against the rules.
15:37I wouldn't do that if I were you.
15:40Shaky soda?
15:41Nuh-uh-uh.
15:42Bots?
15:48No!
15:49Find me those bad guys.
15:55Okay, so it's not burger, burger burger, or hamburger.
15:59Do we try burger ham?
16:01Is that nuts?
16:02I mean, what even is a burger?
16:04A protein surrounded by carbs.
16:06So is a burger a sandwich?
16:08Is it a taco?
16:09Is a calzone a burger?
16:11Is the password calzone?
16:12Snap out of it!
16:14We have to figure this out!
16:15Our city and everyone in it is depending on us!
16:18Hey, what's that?
16:19What's what?
16:21Huh?
16:23So...
16:24Funny story.
16:25Turns out I did have the password this whole time.
16:27Ugh.
16:30Webs password.
16:32This is a good password.
16:36Good job, webs.
16:39Let's blow this joint!
16:40Whoo-hoo!
16:44Ha-ha!
16:46Bam!
16:59Who wants dessert before dinner?
17:02Whoo-hoo!
17:04Whoa!
17:05Those bots look more fried than me after an epic sunbathing sesh, huh?
17:09Guess Ripper shouldn't have made them so sensitive.
17:12There's no way they can keep up with all of this.
17:14Hey, you!
17:15Look here!
17:16I'm a criminal who just sprung out of prison!
17:20And I also just escaped prison!
17:23But I did it without wearing clean underwear!
17:26I put down drinks without coasters!
17:29I eat my burritos middle out!
17:36Oh-ho-ho!
17:38Nar-nar!
17:39Yay!
17:40Where are they?
17:42You said they were spotted over here!
17:44Whoa!
17:45Oh, hey!
17:46We were just about to burp the alphabet.
17:49You guys want in?
17:50Those aren't the bad guys!
17:53We are all the bad guys!
17:56Hey, what'd I tell you?
18:02Those little bots of hers can't keep up.
18:04The city's with us.
18:05But how do we take down Ripper?
18:07Now comes the fun part, my fine fit friend.
18:10We get to do what we do best.
18:12Be bad.
18:19All out of your breakfast!
18:28We got company!
18:34I was wondering when we might run into you.
18:37Hello, bad guys!
18:38Boy, you really love living up to that name, don't you?
18:42Let's see.
18:43So far, I have you four breaking out of prison, hacking my audio-visual equipment, wearing white after Labor Day.
18:52Disgraceful.
18:53You guys like?
18:54I think I'm gonna keep it.
18:55Oh, yeah!
18:56Real sharp!
18:56I like it!
18:57Enough!
18:58I'm taking you back to prison where you belong, bots!
19:02Hmm.
19:03Okay.
19:03I guess you could do that.
19:05But I have a feeling you're gonna have trouble calling off this little situation without us.
19:10We have a proposal that could work for all of us.
19:15I think you'll find these terms agreeable.
19:18We'll see about that.
19:20Ugh!
19:21You think you're so funny.
19:24But we'll see who's laughing when you're back behind bars.
19:28Nobody!
19:28Because laughing's against my rules!
19:35Oh.
19:36Did you just litter?
19:40Pretty sure that's against the rules.
19:42A nasty thing to do.
19:44Even I don't litter.
19:46Yeah!
19:47Protect the environment, yo!
19:51Wait!
19:52No!
19:52You tricked me!
19:54I don't know, Shark.
19:55What do we think?
19:56Beep-boop-boop-beep!
20:01Hey!
20:02You work for me!
20:03Stand down!
20:04Don't make me get nasty, bots!
20:09Eat darts!
20:11Ha!
20:18Well, that backfired.
20:20Literally.
20:27Bye, Ripper.
20:29A crime is a crime, and a criminal is a criminal.
20:32But some of us are better at it than others.
20:38With Ripper locked behind bars, thanks to her own zero-strikes policy, the city has finally returned to being perfectly
20:45imperfect.
20:46The museum is even opening a new exhibit on famous rule-breakers throughout history.
20:51And guess who gets to cut the ribbon?
20:53Bring me the giant scissors!
20:56Woo!
20:58Nice work, everybody.
21:00We got our city back.
21:01And great call on the burgers, guys.
21:03Ripper!
21:04I agree with it for some reason.
21:06I'm just glad we don't have to leave town.
21:08I've grown to like doing crimes here with you bozos.
21:11Maybe I will grow that stash, though.
21:13That's so upsetting.
21:14Don't do it, man!
21:15I wouldn't.
21:16We'll call that a maybe.
21:17So, uh, Wolf, what do we do now?
21:20How about a good old-fashioned heist?
21:26It's crime time.
21:27And from now on, nothing's gonna slow us down.
21:58I want to stay outside.
21:58wakes up, I'll see you later.
22:08undenemic.
22:13C Trip changer.
22:14I wanted to see what you mean by you,
22:15This one is going to take action,
22:15You
23:13You
23:43You
24:13You
24:23You
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