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The Bad Guys The Series S02E08
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00:01You
00:20Lights, camera, hot celebrity action. Welcome to my one-on-one intimately intense interview with the biggest movie star on
00:28Earth
00:28Miss Fama T. She's in town to shoot her next movie. Here, right here. I can't believe this is happening!
00:36A Tiffany doll face. You're too much.
00:39Miss T, what's it like to be so perfect in every way that they had to create a new award
00:44to honor you?
00:45Oh, this old thing?
00:47The CRAB, which stands for Cinema, Recording, and Broadway, was awarded to Miss T for her singular achievement in all
00:54of those things.
00:56Are you going to ask me anything about my new movie?
00:59The first award of its kind. In other words, it's the only one in the whole world.
01:05She's just that good!
01:08I'll take that back now. Go right ahead!
01:11I'm trying!
01:12It's all the cameras!
01:14Fire for the camera!
01:17Oh, I love Vanna Deep. She was so good in Undersea Undercover. I hear she does her own stunts.
01:24Must. Have. That. Crab.
01:28Finbro?
01:30Shark's right. This whole city's going gaga for Vanna and her award.
01:34We pinched the CRAB from the biggest star on Earth. Not only do we keep our streak going, we get
01:39even more infamous doing it.
01:41Looks like we're going to Hollywood.
02:21Film sets are swarming with all sorts of crew members. It'll be a cinch to blend in.
02:26Maybe. Or maybe it just means more folks around to blow our cover. We sure this trinket is worth risking
02:30our streak for?
02:31The CRAB is more than a trinket. It is the epitome of acting. And this is my, I mean, our
02:37only chance to get it.
02:39Uh, Shark, you're giving off some very complicated history with Vanna revenge plot vibes. This isn't personal.
02:45Right?
02:45It better not be. The dodgy dachshunds let it get personal once. Their old crime op fell apart in 48
02:51hours.
02:52Personal? Me? Nice one, guys.
02:55Then it's go time. We're in position with the, uh, borrowed limo.
02:59Good. Vanna's a total weirdo. She discovered that if her chauffeur drives at exactly 30 miles per hour, she can't
03:05help falling asleep.
03:06She drive naps daily when filming.
03:09Celebrities! Eh, they're just like us.
03:12I'm hacking into Vanna's phone. I'll send her chauffeur on a complicated, all-day errand.
03:16She'll be used to Vanna's annoying, eccentrical quest, so it won't seem out of the ordinary.
03:22Next, Vanna, you handle the guard.
03:27Snake, you tell Vanna her car's ready for her drive nap.
03:32Die!
03:51Vanna's in dreamland. Now Shark just has to grab the crab, and our crime streak continues.
04:17And the crab goes to Shark!
04:23This was all supposed to be yours.
04:26Who? Who's saying that? Who are you?
04:28I'm you, but Rasphea. Now stop lying to yourself.
04:33You knew exactly what you were doing when you put that wig on.
04:36You're going to destroy Vanna.
04:39No, I'm here to get the crab.
04:41Wrong! You're here to get back at her from what she took from you.
04:44Now tell the team you can't find the crab.
04:48Lie to my friends?
04:50Are you a star or standing in someone else's clothes?
04:54Do it!
04:57The crab's not here!
05:00I, uh, can't find it anywhere.
05:03Well, keep looking. We can't keep this ruse up forever.
05:06If we lose our streak for some Sparkletown flim-flam, so help me.
05:11Everybody relax. Our streak is safe.
05:13You guys search for the crab while Vanna saws locks.
05:22Think back on what brought you here on that fateful day all those years ago.
05:28The big audition for a life-changing role
05:31when you and Vanna were just brought out young thespians.
05:34Sure, she really wanted to be an actor and you were criminal,
05:37but had you booked that gig,
05:39you would have had the perfect cover for all your crimes, baby boy!
05:45You'd be the A-list star, not her.
05:48Think of all the loot you'd be able to steal rubbing elbows
05:50with the rich and famous, but no!
05:54Vanna sabotaged you with your one great weakness.
05:58It'll calm your nerves. Go on.
06:01Eat it.
06:01She knew cheese blintzes give you the you-know-whats.
06:09And you blintzed all over that stage.
06:14Humiliating yourself and losing the role of a lifetime.
06:20Hey, are you guys Ms. T's handlers?
06:22We'd like to get started.
06:23Ms. T will come out when she's good and ready!
06:26Ch- I mean Ms. T.
06:28We need you out here.
06:30Yes, I know what I must do.
06:33The best way to get back at Vanna for ruining my fake life
06:36is to ruin her real life.
06:39Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
06:42Hide the crab somewhere the team will never think to look.
06:45They'll be so distracted searching,
06:48they won't notice what you're really up to
06:50until Vanna's precious career lies in ruins.
06:54Oh, whenever you're ready, Miss T.
06:59Yeah, no rush, but step on it.
07:03Time to get personal, tall face.
07:06Sorry, I was just being difficult as usual.
07:08Actually, not sorry.
07:10But I'm ready for my close-up.
07:13Shark, what are you doing?
07:14I'm stalling. The crab must be hidden somewhere on set.
07:16Blend in and look for it. I'll keep the film crew distracted.
07:19How's she doing back there?
07:24Sound like a light. Speaking of...
07:42Misty.
07:43Ah, it is the honor, nay the privilege, of my lifetime to direct you.
07:53Oh, is that garlic and banana?
07:57Hmm, great guess.
07:59Just one of your storied quirks, I suppose.
08:02All right, everyone! Places! Places!
08:05Man, people let the rich and famous get away with anything.
08:08This is gonna take more effort than I thought.
08:10Action!
08:11Oh, by the way, I've decided I'll be calling action and cut from now on.
08:15I'm sure you understand.
08:20That award's gotta be somewhere on this set.
08:26Here, Krabby Krabby!
08:34Man, no crowd.
08:40But this looks like it'll come in handy.
08:44Love a good boom boom.
08:45Oh, great.
08:46Our most explosive team member has found a box full of pyrotechnics.
08:50If you blow our streak with your boom boom...
08:52Yeah!
08:53Where is that boom operator?
08:56Do you have clearance to be here?
08:58Who are you?
08:59I'm the boom operator.
09:03Oh, you're Brian.
09:05Yep, that's me.
09:06Brian the boom operator.
09:07I, uh, operate on the boom-um.
09:11This is a boom?
09:13Uh, uh, uh, uh...
09:15Ow!
09:16Ow!
09:19Yay!
09:22I almost got made there.
09:24Look, this job is getting too risky.
09:25If we sneak out now, no one will ever know we were even here.
09:27Yoo-hoo!
09:30Oh, where is my personal boom operator?
09:41Come in real close.
09:44What are you doing?
09:45I'm acting!
09:47Okay, so I was thinking, instead of dialogue,
09:49we should just open on one long, loud, sustained scream.
09:53And action!
09:54Ahh!
09:56What happened?
09:59Mmm!
10:00Guys, did you know that there's free food on film sets?
10:03Ha!
10:03Talk about a steal!
10:04Great.
10:05But status on the crab?
10:06Also, is that...
10:07Is that screaming?
10:08CUT!
10:09CUT!
10:10CUT!
10:10CUT!
10:10CUT!
10:11CUT!
10:11CUT!
10:24CUT!
10:24CUT!
10:25CUT!
10:26CUT!
10:28CUT!
10:30CUT!
10:31CUT!
10:32CUT!
10:33CUT!
10:33CUT!
10:34CUT!
10:35CUT!
10:37CUT!
10:38CUT!
10:39CUT!
10:40CUT!
10:41CUT!
10:41CUT!
10:43CUT!
10:46CUT!
10:50Ah!
10:51Ah! Ah! Ah!
10:52Ah!
10:54Phew.
10:56KC, are you literally
10:57doing the scenery?
10:59This set was bad,
11:01so I'm making it better. If I didn't know any better,
11:04I'd say that isn't even Vanity
11:06but some kind of imposter.
11:08Crazy, right? Shark, you're
11:10beefing the streak!
11:14Listen, you little land worm,
11:16I'm not stopping until I accomplish what I
11:18came here to do. And if you get in my way,
11:20I'll pull off this disguise, blow our
11:22cover, and ruin your precious little
11:24streak!
11:26Nod your puny head if you
11:28understand.
11:30Good. Now,
11:32kiss my flipper.
11:39There.
11:40You did it.
11:41It's our streak.
11:44And
11:45that's lunch.
11:46Thank heavens.
11:48And this is day one.
11:50Was any of that usable?
11:52Guys, are we sure that's Vanna?
11:54Sounds like we all agreed my rewrites fixed this
11:56garbage script.
11:58Now you all can enjoy lunch.
12:00I'll just grab an itty bitty snack
12:03from Crafty.
12:09Oops.
12:10Feeding frenzy.
12:12So quirky, right?
12:14Okay, bye.
12:15Getting dangerously close to rush hour, gang.
12:18We gotta wrap this up, Shark.
12:19I don't know how much longer we can keep Vanna asleep.
12:21Hello? Hello?
12:23Anybody copy, Shark? Anybody?
12:26Nope. Don't grab it here.
12:28But, huh?
12:31Oof!
12:32Webs! Something ain't right with Shark.
12:34He tossed his comms, and he's acting like a big diva.
12:36But I'm on it.
12:38They drive too slow, Grandma!
12:42Oh, now this car's moving slower than us?
12:45Hang on.
12:52This is getting out of hand.
12:53Oh, no. No, no, no, no!
13:03Yes, Vanna over here!
13:05Wow, she really does do her own stunts.
13:08She's gonna tell them we kidnapped her!
13:10Great. We'll be caught for sure.
13:12There goes our crime streak.
13:13Stop moving! I can't get the shot!
13:16The paparazzi! They found me!
13:18Drive!
13:18But keep it under or over 30, so I stay awake.
13:21Webs!
13:22On it, Wolf!
13:28Oh! Those no-good gossip hounds.
13:30They're always trying to catch me in an embarrassing photo.
13:33I can't let them see me with my due askew.
13:36Wait a tick. Wolf? Webs?
13:38You're the bad guys.
13:40At your disservice.
13:42I loved you in Man vs. Manatee.
13:44Well, of course you did, Dollface.
13:46But flattery won't get you anywhere.
13:48Now listen, you two.
13:49Uh, actually, you should be listening to us.
13:52We understand each other.
13:55Fame recognizes fame.
13:57Everyone knows the bad guys are on a hot streak.
14:00But dang it all, so am I!
14:02I cannot be seen like this!
14:04So you're gonna drive me back to set without letting anyone see me in this state?
14:08In exchange, I'll help keep your streak intact.
14:12It's an offer you simply cannot refuse.
14:17She's just that good.
14:19And don't you forget it.
14:25That was an accident.
14:32This is going too far.
14:34I'm jeopardizing our streak!
14:36Everything we worked so hard for!
14:38Hell on for what?
14:39Cilessio clown shark!
14:41Have you forgotten the mess she made for you?
14:45Uh, who are you talking to?
14:46Verona!
14:48I'm deep in character right now!
14:50I don't have time for-
14:51Your team!
14:52Oh!
14:53Hey!
14:53There that is!
14:55Ah, nice try.
14:56But I saw you chucking in the chuck bin!
14:59Something is fishy.
15:00And I don't mean me.
15:01There's something between you and Vanna, isn't there?
15:03Oh!
15:04Well, I don't know what you're-
15:06Don't lie to me, Finn, bro.
15:07You're acting awfully personal.
15:10You know what?
15:11You're right.
15:12I did make it personal.
15:15I'm so glad you were here to snap me out of it.
15:19Man, you're the best Finn bro I could ever ask for.
15:23Ah, that's what we do!
15:24Now let's fight that crab and get out of here!
15:26I-
15:27I had it the whole time.
15:30Perfect way to sneak it out of here.
15:33Let me just fix my rouge and we can end this.
15:36I'll be right out.
15:42Oh, I can't believe I used the power of friendship against my Finn bro!
15:46It'll all be worth it.
15:49There's just one more thing to do.
15:54Wolf, we got the crab.
15:56Good, cause we're coming back with Vanna.
15:57We'll be gone before anyone knows we were here.
16:02Shark, that's the wrong way!
16:03Hey, you're heading towards set!
16:04I know exactly what I'm doing.
16:06Oh no.
16:07Are you looking at me?
16:09Okay, stop looking at me.
16:11I-I need to focus.
16:13Wow, so unprofessional.
16:16Miss T, I know you have your quirks,
16:18but you've always had a reputation for treating your crew well.
16:22What's gotten into you?
16:23Oh, don't worry, Toots.
16:25I have the perfect final shot for the day.
16:30Toots!
16:30Here's that cheese blintz you ordered, Miss T.
16:33Oh, you're gonna wanna get in real close for this one.
16:42Ah, my eyes!
16:44Medic!
16:46Oh no!
16:48Oh no!
16:50Vimbo!
16:51I'll cut you!
16:53That was disgusting!
16:54I'm calling the press!
16:55You'll never work again!
16:57I can't believe you used the power of friendship against me!
17:00And cheesed all over those people!
17:02How are we gonna get out of this mess with our streak intact?
17:05The press is coming!
17:06You ruined everything!
17:07Ha ha!
17:08Including Banner's career!
17:10That'll teach ya!
17:11Shark, is that you?
17:13You look great!
17:15Oh, adult face!
17:17It's been forever!
17:18Oh, I've heard all about your work with the bad guys.
17:21To think you and I were just two upstart kids all those years ago on the audition circuit!
17:26Hey!
17:27Don't patronize me!
17:28You ruined my chance to have a perfect criminal couple by sabotaging my audition with that cheese blintz!
17:33Ha ha!
17:33Told ya it was personal!
17:36Blintz?
17:36What are you talking about?
17:38I begged you not to eat that, but you kept insisting it was the best thing to calm your nerves!
17:55Shark!
17:56No!
17:56Don't do it!
17:57You know what those do to you!
17:58I gotta!
17:59I need this roll!
18:00It's okay!
18:01Cheese blintz has always calm my nerves!
18:03Don't you remember?
18:04You said that last time before opening night of our sketch show and...
18:08Shark!
18:08No!
18:10Wait...
18:10What?
18:11Oh, I get it!
18:13It was a classic...
18:13Jealous delusion that caused Shark to misremember his bad decision and cast blame on Tavana!
18:18Textbook avoidance!
18:19I blintzed myself!
18:21Time to come clean, Finbro.
18:23And then I...
18:24I made the heist personal!
18:27Vindication!
18:28Thy name is Webs!
18:30I maybe dressed up as you and I stole your crap and...
18:36I maybe blintzed on camera as you.
18:42That means there's footage of me blintzing?
18:48My career is over!
18:52I can make this right!
18:53Hey guys, I know I lied to you and broke our code of misconduct.
18:57But do you think you can help me fix this?
18:59We're a team.
19:00We've all made mistakes.
19:02We got you, Papa!
19:04Then it's showtime.
19:06I tried...
19:07I tried to unrack focus, but I couldn't look away!
19:10It just kept coming.
19:12Get me the press.
19:14I can make up the losses for this film tenfold by selling this insane footage.
19:18First bid, $20 million!
19:23I'll call you back.
19:27You got duped!
19:29It's me, Shark of the Bad Guys!
19:32Yuppie!
19:33Bad Guys!
19:34I'm gonna need that footage.
19:36Never!
19:37This footage is worth millions!
19:45Finally figured this thing out!
20:01Everyone!
20:02It's boom boom time!
20:11We've heard you, you know what-ed!
20:13We've caught you blinst-handed!
20:18Hey!
20:19Let me make something clear to you.
20:21Vanity is officially a maid lady under the protection of the Bad Guys!
20:25So no more photos ever!
20:29Unless you wanna see what the inside of a shark tummy looks like.
20:34Okay, some photos.
20:36But only on good hair days as determined by Vanna.
20:45What a harrowing time America's sweetheart has gone through.
20:49Kidnapped by the Bad Guys?
20:51Your adoring public won't stand for it!
20:53Actually, Dollface, I'm thankful for the Bad Guys.
20:57They're the best in the biz, just like me.
21:00And it wasn't a total loss, it was perfect research for my next film.
21:03Do tell.
21:04The Bad Gals!
21:06At least you still have your crab!
21:08Actually, they made off with it.
21:10A horror of horrors!
21:12Well, I'll win another one.
21:14Because I'm just that good.
21:16You heard it here first.
21:18Vanna's got a new franchise plan.
21:20And the Bad Guys' crab nab means their hot streak continues.
21:24Mwah!
21:25I can't believe she let you keep it.
21:27She said my acting earned it.
21:48You're not niez, it's not good!
21:51I'm not нрав!
21:53You're not getting on money!
21:57I'm not that good!
21:57It's not happy!
21:59I'm not getting on money!
22:00I'm not getting on money!
22:01It's not so.
22:01You'll be a littletense!
22:06I'm not getting on money!
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