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00:27To be continued...
00:53To be continued...
01:03This is an SOS distress call from the mining ship Red Wharf.
01:07The crew are dead, killed by a radiation leak.
01:10The only survivors were Dave Lister,
01:12who was in suspended animation during the disaster,
01:14and his pregnant cat, who was safely sealed in the hold.
01:18Revived three million years later,
01:20Lister's only companions are
01:21a life-form who evolved from his cat,
01:23and Arnold Rimmer, a hologram simulation of one of the dead crew.
01:29In the three million years we've been away,
01:31it is my fond hope that mankind has abolished war,
01:34cured all disease,
01:35and got rid of those little Western saloon doors
01:37you get in trendy clothes shops.
01:41140,000 rehydratable chickens.
01:45Check.
01:4672 tonnes of reconstituted sausage patty.
01:49Check.
01:514,691 irradiated haggis.
01:53Oh, Rimmer, it's Saturday night.
01:55I've had enough.
01:564,691 irradiated haggis.
01:59Rimmer, it's Saturday night.
02:00I want a boogie on down.
02:014,691 irradiated haggis.
02:05We've been doing this for four hours.
02:07Let's have a break.
02:084,691 irradiated haggis.
02:12Rimmer, will you stop saying
02:134,981 irradiated haggis
02:16and speak to me?
02:194,691 irradiated haggis.
02:21Rimmer, I want to go for a drink.
02:244,691 irradiated haggis.
02:26I want to have some fun.
02:27This is fun.
02:28Are you mad?
02:30You read something out.
02:32I say check.
02:33Where's the fun?
02:34All right.
02:35We'll put you in command
02:36for a few seconds, Capitan.
02:39What's the plan, sir?
02:40Come on, look at this bit.
02:41Go back to earth.
02:42And in the meantime,
02:43I don't know,
02:44generally slob around,
02:45have a few laughs.
02:48Excellent plan, Lister.
02:49Excellent plan.
02:50Brilliant plan.
02:51There was me thinking
02:52you hadn't thought about it.
02:53Well, clearly you have.
02:54Right, I'll just stand over here
02:55and laugh slobbily, shall I?
02:57I'm going for a drink.
02:58Give me my cigarettes.
03:00I only owe you
03:01four and three quarters.
03:03You owe me five.
03:04It's one cigarette
03:06for each day you obey me.
03:07Well, there you go.
03:08Five days, five cigarettes.
03:09Ah, but I'm penalising you
03:11a quarter of a cigarette
03:12for saying check
03:12in a variety of silly voices
03:14while doing the homogenised puddings.
03:16Well, I'm taking five.
03:18You take five, Lister.
03:19I'll eject the rest
03:20of the ship's stock
03:21into space.
03:22Ha, ha, ha, ha!
03:24So they're somewhere
03:24near an airlock.
03:25Ha, ha, ha, ha!
03:27You'll never find them, Lister.
03:28I was always a master
03:29at hide-and-seek
03:30as a child.
03:31It's not a gift you lose.
03:33OK, quark brain.
03:35Even it out.
03:36Take out the flaky bits.
03:38Oh, I really, really
03:40hate you, Rimmer.
03:41Have a lovely, lovely time, Lister.
03:44Give my regards
03:45to the air.
03:55Lights.
03:56Holly, why Rimmer's hologram?
03:58Why did you have to bring
03:59Rimmer's hologram back?
04:02He was the most unpopular
04:03man on board this ship.
04:05I mean, he even had to organise
04:06his own surprise birthday parties.
04:10And who should I have bought back, then?
04:12Anyone.
04:13Shen, Peterson.
04:14I mean, Herman Gehran
04:16would have been more
04:16of a laugh than Rimmer.
04:18I mean, OK,
04:19he was a drug-crazed transvestite,
04:21but at least we could have
04:21gone dancing.
04:24I brought Rimmer back
04:25because he's the best person
04:26to keep you sane.
04:27Oh, crap.
04:30Not you.
04:31I do apologise.
04:32I wasn't paying attention.
04:34See you later.
04:36What about Christine Kachansky?
04:38You could have brought
04:38Christine back.
04:39In your entire life,
04:41your shared conversations
04:42with her totaled 173 words.
04:44So?
04:45In terms of wordage,
04:47you actually had a better relationship
04:48with your rubber plant.
04:49And old Rimmer!
04:50He's the person you knew best.
04:52Over 14 million words in all.
04:54Holly,
04:55seven million of those
04:56were me telling them to smeg off.
04:58I knew the seven million
04:59were him putting me on reports
05:00for telling them to smeg off.
05:02John Paul Sartre said,
05:03hell was being locked forever
05:05in a room with your friends.
05:06Holly,
05:07all his mates were French.
05:36I have been for Python!
05:38I have been to June now. I can name eight things a-go in jars of June now.
05:44Pickers!
05:46Jump!
05:47Spaghetti!
05:49Brains!
05:51In jars? I mean, there's brains in a jar. It's really sad.
05:55Why is it sad?
05:56It's not dead yet.
05:59Right, everybody's punished. Finish your drinks.
06:11Can you move, please? Excuse me. Some of us have more important things to do than wiggle up or stereos.
06:15Can you move, please? Please? Thank you. Could you move? Excuse me, please? Excuse me.
06:19Excuse me, please. Excuse me.
06:22If you want to dance, do it over there. Sorry.
06:34That woman's out of your league. She's just too classy for you.
06:37Who is Kachansky?
06:39I've got no big thing about Kachansky.
06:40Stick to your usual type. Women with little wispy beard to wear three overcomps and carry little bags full of
06:46string.
06:47Christine Kachansky!
06:48Shut up! What of is it, Christine Kachansky?
06:50Selby! Have you ever eaten a coconut hole?
06:53Nah, you've got no chance with her. You're just too ugly.
06:57Listen, Hadron Head, I've got no big thing about Christine Kachansky.
07:01I have, so am I.
07:04Whoa!
07:06Ha, ha, ha, ha. Lister, where's my revision timetable?
07:08Shit, it's Saturday night!
07:09Come on, no-one work Saturday night!
07:11You don't work any night. You don't work any day.
07:14Skye hard, play hard, that's our motto!
07:16Look, I've got my engineering re-sit on Monday. I don't know anything. Where's my revision timetable?
07:21Wait, is this the thing in all different colours where all the subjects divided into study periods and rest periods
07:26and self-testing time?
07:28It took me seven weeks to make it. I've got to cram my whole revision into one night.
07:31Hang on, is this the thing with a note on it in red which said, vital, valuable, urgent, do not
07:36touch on pain of death?
07:37Yes!
07:38I threw it away.
07:41Ha, ha, ha, ha. Teehee, where is it?
07:43No, I didn't. I pinned it up on the wall.
07:45What? Why?
07:46To dry it out.
07:48What do you mean, dry it out?
07:49Well, I spilled a goat guindaloo on it. Don't worry, it's a little bit red, but you can read most
07:53of it, especially if you scrape the lumps off.
07:55You spoiled my... No, I haven't got time. I'm taking learning drugs and all I'm memorising is this conversation.
08:00They're illegal.
08:01Where's my revision timetable, Lister? It's Saturday night. No one works Saturday night. You don't work any night. You don't
08:07have any days.
08:07Skycar, Pay-Mart, that's my motto. Lister, where did you put my revision timetable? It's Saturday night. No one works
08:12Saturday night. You don't work...
08:15I've been to Titan. I've been to Bolanski. I can name 90 men who've slept for a Kachanski.
08:21Me!
08:22Me!
08:22Me!
08:23The London Jet Juniors!
08:24The service droids!
08:26Bye, Mother!
08:26Okay! Leave it alone! Leave it!
08:35Alone?
08:43Ah!
09:00How am I looking?
09:04I'm looking nice.
09:07My hair is nice. My face is nice. My suit is nice. I'm looking really nice.
09:13Ow!
09:14Jump back!
09:15Hoop!
09:15Hey!
09:16Hey!
09:17Get down!
09:19I wonder how I'm looking now.
09:23Still looking nice.
09:25My hair is still nice. My face is still nice.
09:27My suit is... I'm just nice, period.
09:30Ow!
09:31Jump back!
09:32Get down!
09:33Hoop!
09:34Ha!
09:34Good evening, you stupid, stinking, festering, gimboy of the cat.
09:40Uh, you're gonna put these cigarettes back, aren't you?
09:44Are you crazy? This is my all-time best lucky find I ever found in the whole of today.
09:49No, no, no. You are gonna put these cigarettes back quickly before he comes.
09:53These are mine!
09:55They're not yours. Put them back.
09:56See this hand? It is mine.
09:58See these things? They are mine!
10:00I'll give you a fish.
10:01One fish!
10:02Ha!
10:03Two fish!
10:04For all these shiny things?
10:05I'll show you how to get all the fish you'll ever need.
10:08Five fish?
10:10Mm! Five fish? I'll be rich!
10:13You certainly will!
10:14Yes! Come on!
10:14All right!
10:17Hey, hey, hey, hey!
10:19Five fish, six fish.
10:21Ooh!
10:26Whoa! Can't stand.
10:28Hey, Lister! What on Titan is this thing?
10:31I got the rest of these cans.
10:31Lister!
10:33What on Titan is this thing?
10:36It's Raston Billy's guy.
10:38This is.
10:39It's got a health warning on it, you know. It's bad for you.
10:42It's a classic.
10:43Danger, government health warning.
10:45This music can make you irritable and irrational
10:47and has been linked with disorders of the nervous system and bowels.
10:52No-no-one takes any notice of that stuff.
10:55Lister, if you want to dice with death, fine, but don't poison my sound waves.
10:59Off!
11:01Why don't you listen to something really classical like Mozart, Mendelssohn or Motorhead?
11:09I think I've gone video blind.
11:12Is that painting yours? It's rubbish.
11:15It's a mirror.
11:20I need some sleep.
11:26Rimmer, do you remember Christine Kachansky?
11:29Navigation officer?
11:31Yes, I remember her. Snooty cow.
11:34She used to look down on me. She used to call me Rimmer.
11:38Everybody called you Rimmer?
11:41It's the way she said it, though. Rimmer. Rimmer to rhyme with scum.
11:48God, she'd a chip on her shoulder, Lister.
11:50Oh, yeah. Well, I want to go on a date with her.
11:51Tough. She's dead.
11:53For just one night.
11:54No.
11:55I want to turn you off.
11:56No.
11:56For just four hours.
11:57No.
11:57And spend an evening with her hologram.
11:59No.
11:59Look, I know you're worried they won't turn you back on.
12:01No.
12:01But I promise, I swear, if you tell me where you've hidden the hologram discs.
12:05No.
12:07You're not even prepared to discuss it.
12:09We are discussing it, Lister.
12:11What's this if it's not a discussion, a diesel locomotive?
12:14Rimmer, I promise, I swear I'll turn you back on.
12:17Is that it, Lister?
12:19Is that the entire proposal?
12:20Yes.
12:22Well, Lister...
12:23No, think about it seriously.
12:24Don't just dismiss it.
12:26All right, all right.
12:26I'll think about it.
12:30You're just gonna say no?
12:31Don't interrupt.
12:32I'm thinking about it.
12:33But you're just gonna say no?
12:34Not necessarily.
12:35I'm mulling it over.
12:41No.
12:44Look, what is it, man?
12:45Don't you trust me?
12:46Black card, Lister.
12:47I'm holding up a black card.
12:49Conversation over.
12:50I've always been crazy about it.
12:52I've never done anything about it.
12:54Oh, Lister, you've forgotten the colour code.
12:56White.
12:56The white card is to continue the discussion, but this is a black card situation.
13:00Discussion over.
13:02Listen.
13:02Da-da-da, black card, black card.
13:04I was talking about something else.
13:05White card, you are.
13:07For a start, I want to have all this black card and white card smeggots driving me crazy.
13:11Black card.
13:13Four hours?
13:14Four hours?
13:14Just, I want to spend an evening with air, hologram.
13:17What's so wrong with that?
13:18You don't know when to stop, do you, Lister?
13:20I'm your superior.
13:21Technician was the lowest rank on this ship.
13:24The man who changed the bog rolls was higher than us.
13:27Yes, well, he's not here now, Lister, and we are.
13:30And there's still a pecking order.
13:31And I'm pecking you, baby.
13:34Okay, Rimmer.
13:36Okay.
13:38Okay.
13:39Okay?
13:40Okay.
13:41Is that a threat, Lister?
13:44Yeah.
13:45Actually, okay, Lister, is not a threat, technically speaking.
13:49It is when you mean it to mean what I mean it to mean.
13:52And I mean it to mean, okay, Rimmer.
13:55Okay.
13:57Now, Lister, okay is never a threat, no matter how many A's you put on the end.
14:02I'm going to pass the exams and become an officer.
14:04Oh, come on.
14:05Wise up, Lister.
14:06You'll have to salute me, Rimmer.
14:07You'll have to call me Say.
14:08You'll have to give me Kachansky and me cigarettes.
14:12And on that day, Lister, Satan will be skating to work.
14:28Lister, rise and shine, El Slavo.
14:30Come on, I've been away for hours, Lister.
14:32Up, up, up.
14:33Come on, exercise, Lister.
14:34Exercise, sonny boy.
14:39Quarter to two?
14:41I didn't set my motivator.
14:43I was supposed to be up at seven.
14:46Why didn't he wake me?
14:47He knows I'm a heavy sleeper.
14:49Have I got to remind him to do everything for me?
14:52He's so irresponsible.
14:54Holly, give me a cold shower, will you, please?
14:57Certainly, Arnold.
15:00Not that cold.
15:01Hotter, hotter.
15:03Not that hot.
15:05Just forget it.
15:06Can you give me a clean uniform?
15:07Perhaps you can manage that?
15:10Thank you, Holly.
15:11Where's Lister?
15:12Uh, Holly, where's my arm?
15:14This isn't my arm.
15:16Whose arm is this?
15:17I'm sorry, Arnold.
15:18Your physical data disc has become corrupted.
15:20Don't give me excuses.
15:21Give me my arm back.
15:22I'll have to refresh the graphics from a backer.
15:24It's got tattoos.
15:27Candy.
15:27Denmark forever.
15:29Is this Peterson's arm, Holly?
15:31I've got the arm of a Danish moron.
15:34You'll just bear with me for a few minutes, Arnold.
15:36It's not good enough, Holly.
15:38It's traumatic enough being dead.
15:41And whose ears are these, Holly?
15:43They're like two giant radar dishes stuck higgledy-piggledy to the side of my head.
15:47I mean, just look at them.
15:49Look at them.
15:50Whose were these ears, Holly?
15:52The African elephants?
15:53They're your ears, Arnold.
15:56It must have been the way I slept.
15:58I haven't got time for this.
15:59Where's Lister?
16:00That information is security protected.
16:04What's he doing?
16:14Hello, how can I help you?
16:16Fish.
16:16Today's fish is trout a la crème.
16:19Enjoy your meal.
16:21Fish.
16:21Today's fish is trout a la crème.
16:24Enjoy your meal.
16:29Fish.
16:29Today's fish is trout a la crème.
16:32Enjoy your meal.
16:33Fish.
16:34Today's fish is trout a la crepe. Enjoy your meal.
16:37Fish!
16:38Today's fish is trout a la crepe. Enjoy your meal.
16:41I will.
16:45Lister? Where's Lister?
16:46Oh, man! The fish is mine!
16:49I don't want your fish, you stupid cat. Where's Lister?
16:52Idiot.
16:53Holly, our senior rank aboard this ship, I order you to tell me where he is.
16:57I've told you, I can't.
16:59Holly, that's an order, you stupid ugly goit.
17:03Ugly.
17:04I'll have you know I chose this face out of the billions available
17:06because it happened to be the face of the greatest and most prolific lover who ever lived.
17:12Really? Well, he must have operated in the dark a lot.
17:15You what?
17:16And when are you going to give me my own arm back?
17:18I refused to walk around all day with Peterson's arm.
17:21You know what he was like. God only knows where this arm's been.
17:25Ha!
17:27What's he doing?
17:29It's me, aren't he? Seems to have a mind of its own.
17:33Ha!
17:36Tell him to stop it!
17:38What is this?
17:39A cabaret? Entertainment while you eat?
17:43No, no, no!
17:45Hey, can you place bets?
17:46My bet is on this arm.
17:49Ah!
17:51Ah!
17:53Ah!
17:54Ah!
17:54Ah!
17:54Holly, you're absolutely gorgeous and handsome and delicious.
17:57Please tell him to stop it.
17:59All right.
17:59Just give me a couple of seconds.
18:01Ah, look at that.
18:02I've outwitted him.
18:03He's given up.
18:03Look, he's given up.
18:05Oh!
18:11There.
18:12Done it.
18:13Just in time.
18:14Hey!
18:15That was good!
18:16You should have finished on a song.
18:17It would have been perfect.
18:19I hate everything.
18:28Oh!
18:29Where is Lister the little worm?
18:45Lister!
18:46Listie, listie, wistie, Lister!
18:49I know you're here, Lister.
18:51You're always here Sunday afternoons.
18:55What are you two doing here?
18:57Scutters don't have time off!
19:03You really must think I'm stupid.
19:06I'll deal with you two later.
19:34You're serious about this, Lister, aren't you?
19:36Go away, I'm busy.
19:38Off!
19:40You seriously believe a piece of fungus like you has got the stuff to become an officer?
19:45You've got the brains of diarrhoea and the breeding of a maggot.
19:49I mean, what are you writing on, Lister?
19:51The inside of a chocolate wrapper?
19:53I mean, come on!
19:55Where's your loose leaf file?
19:56Where's your pencils?
19:57Where's your protractor and your hole reinforcers?
20:00No, but I'm going to pass this exam by knowing things.
20:03Okay, what's a porous circuit?
20:05Don't know.
20:05How do you calculate acceleration?
20:07Don't know.
20:08Oh, this is sad!
20:10What's boiled fourth law?
20:11Don't eat greasy food.
20:12These are basic engineering precepts, Lister.
20:16How do you expect to pass the engineering exam?
20:18I don't.
20:19I expect to pass the chef's exam.
20:23Chef?
20:24You want to become a chef?
20:26Not really.
20:27I just want to become your superior.
20:29But a chef?
20:31A white-hatted ponce?
20:33That's not a real officer.
20:35It outranks you, smeg for brains.
20:37And Lister?
20:38What's this?
20:39Learning drugs?
20:40They're illegal, matey.
20:42I'm afraid you're in very serious, grave, deep trouble, Lister.
20:48Where did you get them?
20:49I want names.
20:50I want places.
20:50I want dates.
20:52Arnold Rimmer.
20:53His locker.
20:53This morning.
20:56Why am I worried?
20:57You'll never stick at it.
20:58You'll never pass.
20:58So you'll never pass, Mr. Lister, sir?
21:01Practice, Rimmer.
21:02Makes perfect.
21:06Question four.
21:07Underline that.
21:09What does the red spectrum tell us about quasars?
21:17I'm gonna die.
21:18I've been fished to death.
21:22My answer.
21:24In answering the question,
21:25what does the red spectrum tell us about quasars?
21:29Write bigger.
21:30There are various words that need to be defined.
21:33What is a spectrum?
21:35What is a red one?
21:36Why is it red?
21:38And why is it so frequently linked with quasars?
21:45What the hell is a quasar?
21:48Just put a neat cross through it.
21:49We'll do the next one, okay?
21:51Cat, rat, blisket.
21:52And I think that confidently and concisely answers the question
21:55what does the red spectrum tell us about quasars?
21:57Da-da!
21:59Lister!
22:00Did you make that?
22:01Yeah.
22:01It's not that good.
22:02It was supposed to be roast beef.
22:05Do you want some, Cat?
22:06It's got some real cream and fudge in it.
22:08I think I'm gonna have to go and do something secret.
22:13Look out!
22:14Food escape!
22:16So, Lister, you're doing all right, yeah?
22:18Not bad.
22:19Not bad at all.
22:27Listen, Lister.
22:30All this tension between us is stupid.
22:33There's just no need for it.
22:34I mean, you're tense and I'm tense
22:36and there's just absolutely no need for it.
22:39I'm not tense.
22:40Of course, you tense, you rectum-faced pigmy.
22:44I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
22:46I mean, there's no need for you to be slogging your guts out.
22:50I'm enjoying it.
22:51Shut up.
22:52Doing an exam.
22:53Doing so well.
22:54There's absolutely no need for it, Lister.
22:57You can have the cigarettes.
22:58Throw in Pipeline 22.
22:59Oh, no.
23:01Good.
23:02The cat betrayed me.
23:04I don't mind.
23:05I'm delighted.
23:07What I'm saying, Lister, is there's no need for us to be at loggerheads.
23:10I mean, we're mates, we're pals.
23:13When?
23:14Oh, come on, Lister.
23:16Laugh, laugh, laugh, chuckle, guffaw, giggle.
23:18That's rimsy and listy.
23:20When?
23:21Millions of times.
23:23When?
23:25Da.
23:26Da.
23:27Da.
23:27How about the time your safety harness snapped and you fell into the cargo bay?
23:31We laughed then, didn't we?
23:33I cracked my spine in three places.
23:35Yes, but it was hilarious.
23:36We laughed like drains.
23:38You laughed.
23:39I spent six weeks' interaction.
23:41Yes, that's right, that's right.
23:42And you spent the rest of the summer walking around like a croquet hoop.
23:45Oh, I laughed so hard I nearly puked.
23:48I really didn't.
23:49What are you saying to me, Rimmer?
23:50I'm just saying, Lister, that with times as good as those,
23:55there's no point in letting something small and silly like this
23:59come between a friendship that we've nurtured
24:02like a small flower petal by petal
24:05and watched blossom and bloom into something rare and special.
24:11Okay, give me Kachansky.
24:13Smeg off, dishwasher breath.
24:15You won't turn me back on.
24:17What?
24:17I've got rimsy-wimsy-mimsy, me bestest ever pal.
24:21All right, Lister.
24:22I order you not to take those exams.
24:24Black-card, Rimmer.
24:27You are black-carding me?
24:29That's only the beginning, Rimmer.
24:31When I pass the exams and become an officer,
24:33you'll be on latrines.
24:35You'll have to three o'clock watch every morning.
24:37I know you'll obey me because you, I mean you,
24:40respect all that officer Smeg.
24:42If you mean I respect my superiors no matter who they are
24:45and I obey orders blindly and unquestioningly.
24:48Yes, yes I do.
24:50That's exactly what I mean.
24:51Anyway, gotta get some sleep.
24:54Hard day's revision on the morrow.
24:58You always become the thing you hate the most.
25:01Look at you, Lister.
25:03Obnoxious, ruthless, single-minded, insensitive.
25:07You're more like me than I am.
25:10Rimmer, you've forgotten the colour code.
25:12This is a black-card situation.
25:14End of conversation.
25:18You never learn, do you?
25:25Chef, part one examination.
25:27Please proceed to the teaching room.
25:30You're not ready for it, you know.
25:31Look at you.
25:32You should be doing last-second revision.
25:34I am.
25:35I'm revising buns.
25:36I mean, it's obscene missing the entire first minute of the exam.
25:41OK.
25:43Here we go.
25:44No.
25:46You can't do this to me, Lister.
25:48Give me Kachanski?
25:49No.
25:51That was a lousy thing to do to a hologram.
25:53Have you no respect for the dead?
26:12Hello, Dave.
26:18I'm just doing this aim.
26:20I'm taking this aim.
26:21This is a surprise.
26:23Dave, why didn't you just tell me how you felt about me when I was still alive?
26:28Because I'm a dope.
26:30And I'm a bum.
26:31And I'm stupid.
26:32And I'm an idiot.
26:33And I'm hopeless.
26:33And I'm useless.
26:35I'm sorry, but I just don't like you.
26:39Oh, eh?
26:40I'm really embarrassed now.
26:41I don't know what to say.
26:43I suppose it's sort of pointless you doing the exam now?
26:45Well, yeah.
26:46It's sort of pointless me breathing in and out if you want to know the truth.
26:49I could never love anyone like you.
26:52So you might as well pack up your pots and pans and off you go.
26:57I need a man who's going places.
27:00Up, up, up the ziggurat lickety split.
27:06So it didn't mean anything to you then?
27:09What didn't?
27:10You know, when we made love on the snooker table behind the bin.
27:16You never told me that.
27:18I thought you might have noticed.
27:20Oh, yes, yes, I remember now.
27:23We've never made love.
27:24Go away, Rimmer.
27:25Look, look, I'm a bit out of sorts at the moment.
27:28I'm having a woman's period.
27:30A woman's period?
27:32Women don't speak like that.
27:34Give me a break.
27:35I don't know how you've done it, Rimmer, but that is not Kachansky.
27:39It's Kachansky's body.
27:40It's Kachansky's voice.
27:41I mean, what's that difference?
27:43Come on!
27:44The difference is that you're in there.
27:46Oh!
27:48Well, you can't blame me for trying.
27:50Leave!
27:54I've seen something you haven't, squire.
28:00Okay, Holly, swap discs.
28:05Uh, Holly, this is not my breast.
28:11I want my own nipple back.
28:14Leave, Rimmer.
28:15There?
28:18There's no rush, Holly.
28:34Holly, are you sure these are my hips?
28:38Lister 169 12 14 6.
28:45How did you do?
28:50How did you do?
28:53How did you do, Lister?
28:54How did I do, Mr. Lister, sir?
29:01It's cold outside.
29:03There's no kind of atmosphere.
29:05I'm all alone.
29:07More or less.
29:08Let me fly.
29:10Far away from here.
29:12One, one, one.
29:14In the sun, sun, sun.
29:28Fun, fun, fun.
29:31In the sun, sun.
29:35Fun, fun, run.
29:38In the sun, sun, sun.
29:40Oh, my God.
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