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Tv, Lost in Space (1965) S2E18 — The Toymaker
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00:03Last week, as you recall, we left Will, Dr. Smith, and the robot investigating an alien machine,
00:08unaware that within its depths lurked an incredible array of monstrous mechanical toys.
00:15Well, another of those interesting intergalactic mail-order catalogs. How nice.
00:21By pressing buttons and causing pictures to appear on the screen,
00:24one can order anything one wants in the universe and have it appear immediately.
00:27This one doesn't seem like it's in very good condition, Dr. Smith.
00:31Never mind appearances. Just see if it works.
00:34Warning! Warning!
00:36Hazardous area. Return at once, Will Robinson.
00:39The fissure you have crossed is filled with hyperatomic matter.
00:42Silence, you cackling coward!
00:44The machine also is dangerous.
00:47Nonsense. Will is very good with machines.
00:49Now go ahead, William. See if you can find a suitable present for your dear sister.
00:58Do you think she'd like that?
01:00I'm sure she would.
01:01Perhaps you should turn the gold now, and then we will have the vehicle in gold.
01:06It's such a charming metal.
01:11Turn it off!
01:18Something must have gone wrong.
01:20Perhaps the hand of an expert is indicated.
01:23Stand aside, my boy.
01:23An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
01:28He who plays with fire will surely get...
01:30Spare me the asinine axioms.
01:32Be careful, Dr. Smith.
01:33The robots said the fissure in this area was dangerous.
01:36With Dr. Smith, greed conquers all.
01:39I'll attend to you later, you adult-pated armor bearer.
01:43Now let's see, what shall I order?
01:46Money would be so nice, except for the fact there's no place to spend it.
01:49We're looking for something for a penny, remember?
01:51My dear boy, how could I forget that?
01:53But wouldn't it be wise to test the capacity of the machine by ordering something a little more substantial?
01:59I have it.
02:00I shall order myself a new coat.
02:01The nights have been very chilly lately.
02:08Oh, dear.
02:09There must be a way to get something other than the toy department.
02:15I have it.
02:16It's all in the touch.
02:18Now let me see.
02:19I'll try this one.
02:21Or possibly that one.
02:23I think all of them.
02:25That's your doing.
02:26Careful, Dr. Smith.
02:28Never fear.
02:29Smith is here.
02:30I know exactly what I'm doing.
02:38Dr. Smith, the machine's got Dr. Smith.
02:45You've got to help me get him out.
02:47There is nothing we can do.
02:48Dr. Smith is gone.
02:52Dr. Smith.
02:54Dr. Smith.
03:08Dr. Smith.
03:31THE END
04:04Well, yes, please.
04:10Mom!
04:13Where's Dad and Don?
04:14Why, what's the matter?
04:15I've got to find them. I've got to.
04:16Well, they're not here right now. You can't.
04:18Something terrible's happened. I've got to find them.
04:20Now, wait a minute, Will.
04:21But, Mom!
04:22Now, look, your Dad and Don aren't here.
04:24They went out looking for some sort of a fissure.
04:27The seismograph indicated that a potentially dangerous one
04:30had opened up somewhere in this area.
04:31Well, we found that, and it's not important now.
04:34And just what is so important?
04:35Dr. Smith's gone.
04:36He pushed the wrong button on an old Android machine,
04:39and it kind of swallowed him up.
04:40What?
04:40You know what Dad said about those alien machines.
04:43He said you were...
04:43Now, Penny, that'll do.
04:45How did this happen?
04:46I issued all the required warnings.
04:48However, if I protest too much,
04:50Dr. Smith removes my power pack,
04:52and I become a complete write-off.
04:54We've got to do something.
04:55Dr. Smith could be off in some other dimension.
04:57Anything could happen to him.
04:58Well, all right, then, dear.
04:59You wait here, and I'll go and try and find your father.
05:01Penny, keep an eye on your brother.
05:04I just thought of something.
05:05That Android machine's sort of like a catalog
05:07that people can order things from all over the galaxy.
05:09What's wrong with that?
05:11Don't you get it?
05:11Now Dr. Smith's part of that catalog.
05:13Anybody could order him.
05:16How can you laugh when right now
05:17anybody could buy Dr. Smith?
05:19I was bought.
05:21Believe me, it is not a bad way to go.
05:23Well, you're different.
05:24You don't count.
05:25You're just a machine.
05:26Oh, I see.
05:28I'm sorry, Rob.
05:29I shouldn't have said that.
05:30I'm sorry.
05:33Well, where are you going?
05:34Mom told me to keep an eye on you.
05:35Then come along.
05:36Then you can keep an eye on me.
05:47Careful.
05:51Be careful.
05:51We'll fall into one of these.
05:59Careful.
06:06Penny, you'd better stay here.
06:08Well, be careful.
06:09I'm just going to turn it on.
06:18There.
06:19Now see?
06:19I just turned it on.
06:20That's all.
06:21Well, be careful.
06:23I've got to get Dr. Smith's image on the panel.
06:29That couldn't be Dr. Smith, could it?
06:31Well, are you sure you know what you're doing?
06:34Well, maybe I'm not using the right combination.
06:37Maybe that's what I'm doing.
06:45Well, the count's increasing.
06:47That fish has got to be around here someplace.
06:50Setting is 285, holding steady.
06:54Rain's still indeterminate.
07:00John?
07:02Oh, thank heaven I found you.
07:04Listen, something dreadful has happened.
07:05Dr. Smith has been trapped in an android machine.
07:08Oh, what's so dreadful about that?
07:09That's about the best news I've heard in weeks.
07:10Oh, now, Don, please be serious.
07:12Now, Will is afraid that something awful might happen to him.
07:15Oh, he was caught in one of those once before.
07:16It didn't seem to do him any harm.
07:18No, but this is different.
07:19This is an old abandoned machine.
07:21Maureen, a lot of things are different this time.
07:23We could be in a lot of trouble if we don't find this fissure soon.
07:25I don't understand.
07:27Well, from our readings, that fissure that opened last night has continued to widen.
07:31Now, if it reaches down to the core of this planet and the heat builds up,
07:35well, it's liable to blow.
07:37And we could blow with it.
07:38We've got to find that fissure somehow and seal it up.
07:40But Will found the fissure.
07:42It's right by the android machine.
07:44Well, where is he?
07:45I left him back at the spaceship.
07:47Well, let's go.
07:51Maybe I'm not pushing enough buttons at the same time.
07:54Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong.
07:56I suggest you leave it alone.
07:58The machine is becoming overheated.
08:00I'm just going to do it once more.
08:02That can't hurt anything.
08:03Warning, warning.
08:04I've got to get Dr. Smith out.
08:10Will!
08:11Penny, warning, warning.
08:13Do not go near that machine.
08:15Electrical explosion imminent.
08:20The machine has him, too.
08:23Where is the machine?
08:25No!
08:29Dr. Smith?
08:32Golly, where am I?
09:03Dr. Smith?
09:15Dr. Smith, where are you?
09:28What?
09:28Hey, let me loose!
09:30Let loose of me!
09:31Let me loose!
09:32Let me do you no good.
09:33No good at all, you know.
09:34It'll do you no good.
09:35No good.
09:36Oh, you've done it.
09:39You've certainly done it.
09:40You've broken my machine, probably.
09:42And it was the only one on that planet.
09:44I didn't break any machine.
09:45Of course you did.
09:46Well, look for yourself.
09:47Somebody must be to blame.
09:49And since you're the only somebody here, then I blame you.
09:51Well, you're mistaken, sir.
09:53The machine kind of grabbed me.
09:54That's all I know.
09:55Oh, pish-tosh, pish-tosh.
09:56Nobody gets in here.
09:58So you must have been here all the while.
10:00Now, which stockroom are you from?
10:01I'm not from any stockroom.
10:03Oh, you're very drab.
10:04Very drab indeed.
10:05Very drab.
10:06But then, in my position, I can't afford to be choosy.
10:09I must take what I can get.
10:11I imagine I can touch you up a bit.
10:13A little paint here and there.
10:15You bite?
10:16Why, of course I don't bite.
10:17Which may or may not be true.
10:19If you lie, you probably bite.
10:21But if you do bite, I can always strike you with my cane.
10:25It's always very effective.
10:31Can you tell me where Dr. Smith is?
10:33And what kind of a place is this?
10:35I never heard of a place called Dr. Smith.
10:37And this place is here.
10:38It just can't be anywhere else.
10:40Therefore, it must be here.
10:42Now, come along.
10:43Come along, come along.
10:44And don't gloatel.
10:44I don't like somebody to gloatel.
10:45Come along, come along.
10:52Well, that's the last of the burned-out tubes and wires.
10:55Can you make anything out of this?
10:57The prognosis is poor.
10:59The circuits are very primitive.
11:01And the machine has been reprogrammed.
11:04Rewiring will be necessary.
11:06Can you tell us anything about where Will and Smith might be?
11:08This machine operates on a fourth-dimensional process.
11:12It could be anywhere.
11:14How long will it take to repair this machine?
11:16It is impossible to estimate at this time.
11:18Even if we get it put back together again, we can't be sure it'll work the first time around.
11:22We won't get a second chance.
11:24Is it that bad?
11:25That fish is getting hotter by the minute.
11:27At the outside, we've got 24 hours to seal it up.
11:30And if we use a charge powerful enough to seal it up, we'll take this android machine with it.
11:34Well, we're just going to have to move it, that's all.
11:36That cannot be done.
11:38To move this old machine would destroy it.
11:40Well, that doesn't give us any choice, then.
11:43Somehow, we're going to have to get them out of there within 24 hours.
11:51Come along, Dave, come along.
11:53Here, here, here, here.
11:54Now, don't dawdle.
11:55Don't dawdle.
11:56Ordering, ordering, ordering.
11:58Children all over ordering toys.
12:00They do run their legs off me.
12:01Indeed, they do.
12:03They would pick one of those constructo kits we ran out of those 50 years ago.
12:07Where's that order coming from, sir?
12:09Oh, that machine is on a small planet near Orion.
12:12There are plenty of children there.
12:15Be patient, be patient, be patient.
12:23But that's not what they ordered.
12:24Well, it's the best I can do.
12:27I always do the best I can.
12:28They'll just have to take what they can get.
12:35All right, then.
12:36Come along.
12:37Come along now and don't dawdle.
12:39What kind of toy are you?
12:41Do you have a name?
12:42My name's Will Robinson, sir.
12:44And I'm not a toy.
12:45I'm a boy.
12:46Oh, nonsense, nonsense.
12:47There are no boys here.
12:49Therefore, you can't be one.
12:51And I've never heard of a Will Robinson.
12:53Well, that's what I am.
12:55I mean, who I am.
12:56What's your name, sir?
12:57Oh, I've had lots of names.
12:59When I was young, they called me boy.
13:02Then later, they called me young man.
13:05In my prime, I was known as sir.
13:08And they retired me from the department store.
13:11They called me old man.
13:13I prefer O.M.
13:15O.M.
13:16Yes, sir.
13:17Oh, thank you.
13:19Thank you very much.
13:20Well, then, we must be off now.
13:22We must be going.
13:23Come, come.
13:23Don't dawdle.
13:24Come along.
13:25Come along.
13:25Don't dawdle.
13:27What's that, Mr. O.M.?
13:28That is exactly what it seems to be.
13:30Everything here is what it seems to be.
13:32That is a wind-up monster and a very great nuisance.
13:35He's always acting up, getting out of hand.
13:38Mr. O.M.?
13:39Here, here.
13:40Stop that.
13:43He's always trying to wind himself up,
13:44and I can't ship him out until I cure him of that.
13:46Will, is that you?
13:48Dr. Smith, where are you?
13:49Over here.
13:53Now, now, now, now, you be careful.
13:54Be careful.
13:55There's dangerous toys there.
13:56Very dangerous.
14:01Dr. Smith!
14:08Dr. Smith!
14:09Will, I'm here.
14:11Dr. Smith!
14:12Will, help me, my boy.
14:13Get me down.
14:14Here, don't get too close.
14:15Don't get too close.
14:16Stay away from me.
14:17He's a mean one.
14:18He's biting us.
14:18That's Dr. Smith.
14:20He's the man I've been telling you about.
14:21You won't bite anymore, will you, Dr. Smith?
14:23Of course I won't bite.
14:25I'll do anything.
14:26Anything you like.
14:27I'll be as placid as a lamb.
14:28Only please, get me down.
14:29Oh, all right, all right, all right, all right.
14:35One more outburst from you, and I'll put you back up again.
14:40Yes.
14:41You seem ready to ship.
14:42Ship?
14:43Ship where?
14:45There's a planet in Andromeda where the children have a particular preference for animated
14:49toys.
14:50But I'm too big to be a toy.
14:52Oh, nonsense, nonsense.
14:53You're just the right size.
14:55The children there are 75 feet tall.
14:57Oh, dear.
14:58Now, look, you can't ship out, Dr. Smith.
15:01He's not a toy.
15:02He's a man.
15:03Can't you see that I am?
15:04Oh, please look at me, dear sir.
15:06Can't you see that I'm real flesh and blood?
15:09Hmm, yes, you do look a bit pale.
15:12Your color must have faded.
15:13I'll have to touch it up.
15:14Yes, I will indeed.
15:15Indeed, I will.
15:16Yes, yes, I will indeed, indeed, I will.
15:21Gamma green, Martian mole, Orion orange.
15:24Oh, what did I do with my radiant red?
15:29Valoration.
15:30Oh, dear, we can't let him send me away.
15:33Who would take care of you?
15:34We simply cannot allow it.
15:36Do you know how we're going to get out of here?
15:38We'll go back the way we came.
15:39We can't.
15:40The machine's broken.
15:41But don't worry, Dr. Smith.
15:42We'll get out of here somewhere.
15:43Oh, dear, oh, dear.
15:47And then Dr. Smith started pushing buttons all at once.
15:50And there was a crack of electricity, and he just froze there.
15:54Now, I know how hard this must be on you, darling.
15:57But it's absolutely necessary.
16:00Did Will get through the machine the same way?
16:02It was terrible.
16:03He was so upset about Dr. Smith that he started doing the same thing.
16:07Pressing all the buttons at once.
16:09Yes.
16:10And then he just wasn't there anymore.
16:13It's going to be all right, darling.
16:15I promise you that.
16:17How about going to bed?
16:19All right, dear.
16:28I'll stay with her just in case she needs me.
16:30That might be a good idea.
16:31Dad, we will be able to get them out, won't we?
16:35We'll get them out.
16:44The explosives ready?
16:45Yeah, all set.
16:46All right, I want to put them in the fissure tonight.
16:48But I want you to wait until the last minute before setting them off.
16:50That should be sometime around nude.
16:52Well, what are you going to do?
16:54We don't have any alternative.
16:56Since we can't summon them out of the machine,
16:58I'm going to take the robot and go in after them.
17:00All right, John.
17:06Darling, good luck.
17:08Don't worry, darling.
17:10We'll get them out.
17:23It's very bad form to stare at people while they're eating.
17:25Oh, it's marvellous.
17:27Simply marvellous.
17:28That's what it is.
17:29The children on Andromeda will be utterly delighted.
17:31They've never before had a toy that eats.
17:33Toy, indeed.
17:35I think we would like a drink now, if you please.
17:38Oh, you drink, too.
17:39Oh, that's excellent, excellent.
17:42I'll be back in a moment.
17:48It's time for us to take our departure, my boy.
17:50I don't know, Dr. Smith.
17:52Mr. O.M. doesn't seem so bad.
17:53I don't think he'd really ship us out.
17:55He's mad as a hatter.
17:58But you may rely on me.
17:59I have considerable experience in these things.
18:01I will get you out.
18:02Now, follow me.
18:11Well, they've gone.
18:14I've been far too trusting.
18:16That's what I've been.
18:16And when a man's trust has been betrayed,
18:19there's only one thing left to do to take action.
18:21Drastic action.
18:23You.
18:24You always wanted to kiss somebody.
18:27Mm-hmm.
18:28Well.
18:30Now.
18:37Now, I'm going to give you your chance.
18:43After them.
18:48We'd have to do something about that roar.
18:50It's much too noisy.
18:53But don't stand there, doggy.
18:54After them.
18:55After them.
18:56After them.
19:09Dr. Smith, do you know where you're going?
19:12Of course I do.
19:13Navigation has always been one of my strongest points.
19:15I've never been lost in my life.
19:17There's always a first time.
19:19I mean, are you sure you know how we're going to get out of here?
19:21Of course I do.
19:22We shall proceed to the area where we first arrived
19:24and await rescue.
19:25Oh, they will certainly not leave us in here.
19:27I don't know.
19:29This just doesn't seem like the right direction.
19:31It's way too far.
19:32Never fear.
19:33Smith is here.
19:35I have not failed yet.
19:51Dr. Smith?
19:52Yes, what is it?
19:53Do you hear all kind of shuffling noise?
19:56No.
19:57No, I do not.
19:58It must be your imagination.
19:59I think we'd better move on.
20:01In a moment, my boy.
20:02I must do my breathing exercises first.
20:06It's vital to keep the breathing regular.
20:08It makes the nerves steady
20:09and prevents one from imagining things.
20:11Dr. Smith, look out!
20:22Easy.
20:24Easy.
20:24Now keep it coming.
20:26Okay, good, easy.
20:27All the way down.
20:28Go on.
20:30More, more.
20:31A little to your right.
20:33All right.
20:35Keep her coming.
20:37Okay, tie her off.
20:43Well, it's right in the middle of the fissure.
20:45Great.
20:46Well, it's your baby from now on.
20:48Right.
20:50Now let's get our signals straight.
20:52We don't know what we're going to find,
20:53so be ready for anything.
20:54Are you sure you need me to go along?
20:57Yes.
20:57Now we're going to go into that machine,
20:59find Smith and Will as quickly as possible,
21:01and get out.
21:01Is that understood?
21:02Yes, sir.
21:03All right.
21:04Warning!
21:04Warning!
21:05Alien aircraft approaching!
21:23Put that thing away, sir.
21:25Zandish never conducts business
21:26under any threat of coercion.
21:29Business?
21:29Of course.
21:30There's no other reason
21:31why I would come to this desolate planet again.
21:34As you know,
21:35my name is Zandish,
21:36and I now represent
21:37the demolition department
21:39of the Celestial Department stores.
21:41We met before.
21:42I do not have time for pleasantries.
21:45This is a machine
21:45that's creating all the trouble I take.
21:47Does that machine belong
21:49to the Celestial Department store?
21:51Precisely.
21:52It's quite obsolete
21:53and should have been destroyed
21:54a long time ago,
21:55but there are hundreds of them
21:57scattered around these planets,
21:59and it takes time to find them.
22:01Listen, friend.
22:01Two of our people were taken by that machine,
22:03and we intend getting them back.
22:04Surely you can't hold
22:06these Celestial Department stores
22:08responsible for that?
22:09No, indeed.
22:11Some renegade
22:12is operating this machine,
22:14and he's not
22:15on our payroll.
22:16We're not holding you responsible.
22:18Now, if you'll excuse us,
22:20we're going in there.
22:37You mean go into the machine?
22:40Unless you've got an easier way
22:41for us to get our people out, Zonis.
22:43I'm afraid that's quite impossible
22:44out of the question.
22:46My orders are to destroy
22:47this machine immediately.
22:49Now, would you kindly step aside?
22:53You question my authority?
22:55Don't go near that machine, Zonis.
22:57My dear sir,
22:59you have no idea
22:59how much trouble
23:00you're about to cause yourself.
23:02Stand aside!
23:04Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
23:11Met with belligerence.
23:15There, that should do it.
23:18Since you force me into it,
23:20I will be forced to confer
23:22with the head
23:24of the security division.
23:44Oh, I'm finished.
23:46Done in.
23:47I simply cannot move another step.
23:49I should have followed my own instincts
23:50and not listened to you.
23:51We've got to keep moving, Dr. Smith.
23:52Maybe we can find a place to hide.
23:54Hide, indeed.
23:55The very idea is anathema to me.
23:57Zachary Smith hides from nothing.
24:00Come on, Dr. Smith.
24:04Oh, dear.
24:08This is the final indivisible
24:09that I should meet my fate
24:11at the hands of a wind-up monster.
24:14What are you doing?
24:15What are you doing?
24:25Dr. Smith, look at this!
24:28What is it?
24:32Good heavens.
24:33Is it really there?
24:35Is it what it seems to be?
24:39It's earth, Dr. Smith.
24:40We found a way back.
24:41Oh, joy.
24:43Oh, bliss.
24:45William, do you see the lights?
24:47They're celebrating Christmas.
24:49We've got to get out of here.
24:51William, you break down the door.
24:53Help me.
24:55Quick, quick.
24:55Hurry, Dr. Smith.
24:57This nail is rusty.
25:05See you away from us.
25:06See you away!
25:11Careful, William, careful.
25:12Stand it off.
25:13Stand it off.
25:20Here, stop it!
25:24It is not polite to point at things.
25:26It is even more impolite to poke.
25:28And that's what you were doing.
25:30He has feelings, you know.
25:31And he doesn't like to be poked.
25:33Well, he was going to hurt Dr. Smith.
25:35He was on the point of doing me in.
25:37Oh, pish-tosh.
25:38He doesn't do anything that I don't tell him to do,
25:40and I did not tell him to hurt anybody.
25:42Therefore, oh, what, what, what, what, what, what,
25:45what are you doing here?
25:47Is that really earth out there?
25:49Say that it is, my dear sir.
25:51Say that it is.
25:52It must certainly be.
25:54Saturn has rings around it
25:55and doesn't look like that at all.
25:57But it's a real little planet,
25:58much too congested.
25:59You wouldn't like it at all.
26:00Well, that's where my family and I started from.
26:03That's home.
26:04Oh, nonsense, nonsense.
26:05Home is where you happen to be at the moment,
26:07and you happen to be here.
26:08Therefore, this is home.
26:10Besides, you were just wasting your time.
26:13A toy cannot go through that door.
26:14Here, take the big one back to the workshop.
26:17And mind you don't damage his paint.
26:18Oh, no, please, no, sir.
26:20Spare me.
26:21So near and yet so far.
26:25Oh, no.
26:26Oh, no, please, please, don't let me.
26:28No.
26:29No.
26:29Don't take me.
26:30Don't take me.
26:31I'm really a charming dynamic.
26:33You got to know me.
26:34Oh, dear window.
26:35Help me.
26:36Help me.
26:38Oh, no, please, please, don't let me.
26:40You're a most peculiar toy.
26:42Do you promise?
26:43Do I promise to do what?
26:45That is not the question.
26:46The question is what you promised not to do.
26:48Namely, not to run away anymore.
26:50But even if you do promise, I can't believe you.
26:53Toys are totally irresponsible.
26:55If you say so.
26:57And I do say so.
26:58I do, indeed, indeed, I do.
26:59Now, let's be getting back.
27:01There's lots to be done.
27:02Come on.
27:04Scheduled, you know.
27:05Busy, busy, busy.
27:06Busy, busy.
27:06Busy, busy.
27:27T-t-t-t-t.
27:30Nice.
27:31Very nice.
27:33Very natural.
27:37Ah, that's better. Very lifelike.
27:41Mr. O.M., my dear sir, you're making a great mistake, you know.
27:45If you don't mind my saying so, of course.
27:47I would fetch a much larger price if you were to send me to Earth.
27:52Tut-tut and bosh.
27:54I do not charge for my product, therefore I am not concerned with profits.
27:59Besides, Earth children have far too many toys already.
28:01That's why I closed down my outlet there.
28:03Therefore, I'm sending you to Andromeda.
28:06Oh, no, you wouldn't.
28:07Oh, yes, I wouldn't.
28:08You wouldn't.
28:08Oh, dear.
28:10I've finished mopping the floor, sir.
28:18Andromeda. Andromeda. Misery. Misery.
28:21Well, then, you can clean off the workbench.
28:24But there's no way to clean the workbench without getting the floor dirty again.
28:27Well, then you can mop the floor again after you clean the workbench.
28:31It's better to have too much work than too little.
28:34Work is the best cure there is for unhappiness.
28:39What's the matter?
28:41Nothing. It's none of my business.
28:43Well, if it's not your business, then it certainly must be mine.
28:45Speak up, speak up, speak up.
28:47Well, he just doesn't look right.
28:50What's wrong with him?
28:51It's his clothes.
28:53I think the children on Andromeda would like him much better if he were dressed like a clown.
28:58A clown?
28:59A clown.
29:00A clown, yes.
29:02Yes.
29:03A splendid, perfect, perfect.
29:05A splendid idea.
29:08Yes.
29:09A wonderful idea.
29:11Simply marvellous.
29:12Marvellous.
29:15Now.
29:18There.
29:19Perfect, perfect, perfect.
29:22Oh, the pain.
29:23The pain of it all.
29:25Now for the clown suit.
29:33The clown suit is not here.
29:35Therefore, it must be someplace else.
29:37Yes.
29:38It must be someplace else.
29:40It's no use, William.
29:41I know what you're trying to do, but it won't work.
29:43You'll just send that terrible monster out after us again.
29:46Not if we can get the key.
29:47Perhaps you'd better do it.
29:49Your fingers are much more adept at this sort of thing.
30:01I've got the key. Let's go.
30:04My Founder's dream is about to be realised.
30:07In ten minutes, I shall be back on Earth.
30:18You'd better get going. Time's running out.
30:20Here.
30:21Hold him off till we get back.
30:22We'll make it as soon as we can.
30:24Don't worry.
30:24I've got a little surprise for him.
30:26All right.
30:27Get into position.
30:29I do not feel well.
30:30Repeat.
30:31Get into position.
30:35I really.
30:46John.
30:48Good luck.
31:05He really leaves us no choice.
31:07Get him away from the machine.
31:09If he resists, disintegrate him.
31:19Let's go.
31:19Call your man off, Sundish.
31:20Remote control detonator, model A-99.
31:23You certainly can bluff me with a piece of equipment like that.
31:26This is no bluff.
31:27This is no bluff, Sundish.
31:27Another radioactive fissure.
31:30I suppose you have explosive in it.
31:33Enough to contaminate your spaceship if I push this plunger.
31:36Primitive.
31:37Primitive.
31:38Primitive.
31:39But effective.
31:40Now calm him off.
31:41I can afford to play this foolish game with you for another ten minutes and still meet my schedule.
31:47But then I'm afraid I'm going to have to call your bluff.
31:51Ten minutes.
31:53Primitive.
32:04Are you picking up any signals?
32:06No, sir.
32:07Stay close.
32:08There's no telling what we'll run into.
32:09Oh, and another thing.
32:18I think your warning circuits need an overhaul.
32:21I am not programmed to warn against wind-up dangers.
32:24Come on.
32:30What an inspiring sight.
32:33Earth, William.
32:35Terra firma.
32:37Well, we're not going to get anywhere unless you help me with this.
32:40This board's stuck.
32:41Patience, my boy.
32:42I'm thinking.
32:43We need a clear-cut course of action once we get the door open.
32:46And we must send help for your dear family, of course.
32:48In due time.
32:50William.
32:51Is that a small cafe I see on the other side of the square?
32:54Oh, yes.
32:55I do believe it is lovely.
32:58I shall have a quite enormous steak literally smothered with mushrooms to bring me strength.
33:04Dr. Smith.
33:05Oh, very well, my boy.
33:07Stand aside.
33:13We took the key, didn't we?
33:15Maybe Mr. Rowan had another key.
33:17What a terrible thought.
33:21William Prigley.
33:22William Prigley.
33:23Hurry.
33:25The board's off.
33:26Hurry.
33:26Hurry.
33:27They won't bite you.
33:29Oh, dear.
33:32Oh, dear.
33:34Now this one.
33:38Hey, dear.
33:39Stop him.
33:39Stop him.
33:40Get him.
33:41Get him.
33:41Get him.
33:42Get him.
33:44Please, Mr. Rowan.
33:45Don't let them out to hurt Dr. Smith.
33:47All right, that's enough.
33:48That's enough.
33:48Spare me.
33:49Spare me.
33:49Take him away.
33:51Oh, dear.
33:55If there's anything I despise, it's a whiny toy.
34:01You wanted to go through that door, but you didn't.
34:03Why?
34:04I couldn't let the monster hurt Dr. Smith.
34:14He wanted to go through, but he didn't.
34:17He could not have opened the door,
34:19because only the pure of heart can open the door between the two dimensions.
34:22And a toy has no heart.
34:27But he did open it.
34:30Therefore...
34:36He must be...
34:38A boy?
34:40Yes, sir.
34:41I'm a boy.
34:42A boy.
34:44A real boy.
34:45Indeed it is.
34:46It is indeed.
34:47My prayers have been answered.
34:49Oh, there are great things in store for you here.
34:51I'm going to teach you my craft.
34:53You'll be my helper.
34:54There are so many machines to attend to.
34:56And you know, my eyes aren't as good as they once were.
34:59No, sir.
35:00I can't stay.
35:00I have to get back to my family and Dr. Smith.
35:03He will be shipped out immediately.
35:05Make no mistake, boy.
35:06This is my world.
35:07And what I say is going to happen does happen.
35:10And I say that you are going to stay.
35:13Oh, botheration.
35:15What's that?
35:15My alarm system.
35:18Things are always getting out of order.
35:20Toys moving around.
35:21Intruders.
35:22Who knows?
35:23What are you doing?
35:51Whistling.
35:52I do not like dark places.
36:02Can you blast us out?
36:09It's no use.
36:10It's no use.
36:10You can't get out.
36:12I'm a pretty good cage builder if I have to say so myself.
36:15Sturdy, sturdy, sturdy.
36:17Who are you?
36:17That is not the question.
36:19Oh, my.
36:21You're a very fine toy.
36:23Where's your key?
36:24How do you wind up?
36:25I do not wind up, nor do I run down.
36:28I am powered by solar cells.
36:31Incredible.
36:32A toy that does not have to be wound up.
36:36Ooh.
36:37I've been out of touch too long.
36:39If you let us out of here,
36:43I might arrange for you to get all the solar batteries you need.
36:46Toys that would not run down?
36:49Oh, my.
36:50How the children would love that.
36:53Well, let us out of here, and I'll discuss it with you.
36:56These toys are marvelous.
36:58What did you make them out of?
36:59Oh, flots him and jets him.
37:02Things I had left over from the Celestial Department Store.
37:05The Celestial Department Store?
37:06Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
37:07When they retired me.
37:09They retired you when you can do wonderful work like this?
37:14Say, um...
37:16How would you like to have your own workshop?
37:18With everything in it?
37:19Oh, I'd like it. I'd like it. Yes, I'd like it.
37:22Well, I can't promise, but there's a very good chance.
37:52Toys that would never run down.
37:55How incredible.
37:58You're not taking this machine.
38:00I'm very sorry, but I run out of time.
38:04They can't do it. They're still in there.
38:06They will have a few minutes before the activator creates a vacuum.
38:10Now, step aside.
38:11That's right.
38:18And then...
38:27Warning! Warning!
38:28A vacuum activator has been placed on the machine.
38:31We've got to get out of here.
38:32This whole place is about to be destroyed.
38:34Vacuum activator destroyed? I don't understand.
38:37Dad!
38:42Son!
38:49Please, Mr. Owen, let them out. They won't hurt anything.
38:51Oh, this is all too confusing. Much to...
38:58All right, all right.
39:03I must go sit somewhere and think this out.
39:06Now, there's no time for that. We've got to get out of here now.
39:08But I can't leave here. Where would I work?
39:10We'll get you another place. A bigger, nicer place.
39:14With those things that keep the toys from running down?
39:15I'm sure that can be arranged if you just show us the way out of here.
39:19That would be even better than having strong springs.
39:23Yes. Much better. Yes. Much.
39:46The circuits do not compute.
39:49Here. You. Place your hands on the frame of the panel. Place your hands on the frame.
40:18Well, turn it on. They're coming out.
40:21Can't be turned off.
40:27There.
40:37Where's Robinson? You've got to get Robinson out.
40:39In a minute.
40:44All right. You go next.
40:45Since next is all so last, we'll have to go together.
40:48Place your hands on the frame.
40:59Dad, are you all right?
41:00Yes. Go back to the ship and tell them we're back.
41:07We've got to get our detonator back before he leaves.
41:09Who's that?
41:10A very nice old man. And our salvation, I think.
41:20So, this has been one of the renegades who has been operating our outmoded machines.
41:26Not one of the renegades. The only one.
41:29That man, Zumdish, operated all those machines.
41:32And if it's caused a loss to the celestial department store,
41:35we'd be very glad to make it up out of profits.
41:37Profits? What profits?
41:39Well, the man's an inventive genius.
41:42We're going to set up a factory here.
41:48Give him a demonstration.
41:50Make something.
41:51You can, can't you?
41:52I have some instant toys.
41:55Go ahead, go ahead.
41:55I think.
41:56You think?
41:57Well, I always carry some with me somewhere.
42:01Now, where did I...
42:03Where did I put them?
42:04I had them.
42:09Here.
42:24He was in our machine after all.
42:27That gives the celestial department store's exclusive rights to him.
42:30No, sir.
42:32The celestial department store gave up those rights when they retired him.
42:36Retired him?
42:37We retired him?
42:38Nobody else did it.
42:39So, you must have done it.
42:40You must have done it.
42:41Somebody's head will roll for that.
42:44You're a reasonable man, Professor Robinson.
42:46You have nothing here to give him.
42:47We could supply him with his own department.
42:50All the workers he needs.
42:51And sales that never run down?
42:52I must have sales that never run down.
42:54Everything you need, my good man.
42:56Full reinstatement.
42:57Top salary.
42:58How do you like that, my good man?
43:00Professor Robinson, you sure he won't stand in his way?
43:02Whatever's satisfactory to Mr. O.M. is certainly all right with me.
43:05Well, then, everything is done.
43:09My dear Mr. O.M., there's no need to rush into anything.
43:13You need the services of a good business manager.
43:16May I offer mine?
43:17You.
43:18Out!
43:19Out!
43:20Come.
43:21Our business is finished.
43:22Not quite, Sundish.
43:24We want our detonator back.
43:26Oh, that Fisher business.
43:28There's a simple way to stop that, you know.
43:30We'll run into them all the time and have to be prepared.
43:32But, uh, it so happens I have a device in my ship
43:37that ordinary sets for, uh...
43:40Well, uh, let's call this a free sample, huh?
43:49Norway.
43:51That's it.
43:52Straight.
43:53Right.
43:54Down.
43:55That's it.
43:56That'll never work, Sundish.
43:58I don't know what shape that Fisher is, but it's certainly not round.
44:01That's our model 512 Deluxe plug.
44:05It will conform itself to any shape opening.
44:09There.
44:10There.
44:11That's it.
44:11A perfect seal.
44:14The vapor will dissipate in a day or two.
44:18In case you wish to order another one, remember the model number, 512 Deluxe.
44:24Remember that, if you wish to reorder.
44:28Deluxe.
44:42Wrong again, Robinson.
44:44That crazy plug is actually gonna work.
44:46Smith, what I wouldn't give to have seen you strung up like a puppet.
44:49Now, that must have been quite a sight.
44:50It was indeed a sight, Major.
44:53I was a charming toy.
44:54So you may spare me your poisonous barbs.
44:56They fall on deaf ears.
45:03Well, I'll wait until you see this.
45:05Mm-hmm.
45:06What a beautiful dress for my old doll.
45:09Happy birthday.
45:10Well, I'm glad you like it, dear.
45:11I can't wait to see what O.M. left for me.
45:14Well, open it.
45:16Good time.
45:17Oh.
45:20Oh.
45:21I guess it's like everything else you made, but it's a thought that counts.
45:26I think this is the best birthday I've ever had.
45:29Today is Penny's birthday.
45:30Today is Penny's birthday.
45:32Today is Penny's birthday.
45:34Today is Penny's birthday.
45:36Today is Penny's birthday.
45:36We wish you many more.
45:38We wish you many more.
45:40We wish you many more.
45:42We wish you many more.
45:44We wish you many more.
45:45We wish you many more.
45:47Today is Penny's birthday.
45:49Today is Penny's birthday.
45:51Today is Penny's birthday.
45:52Today is Penny's birthday.
45:53Today is Penny's birthday.
45:53Today is Penny's birthday.
45:53Today is Penny's birthday.
45:53We wish you many more. Today is Penny's birthday. We wish you many more.
46:00You're not using anything like that to make rain, Dr. Smith.
46:04Really, my dear boy, sometimes your ignorance of atmospheric chemistry is appalling.
46:08Making rain is no more difficult than making light pastry, once you know the formula.
46:12Formula for pastry, flour, water, shortening, and a light touch.
46:17Formula for rain, nimbus clouds, low pressure, and a little bit of luck.
46:22The odds are against you, Dr. Smith.
46:25Spare me the warnings, you jabbering Jeremiah, and hand me the trisodium phosphorus.
46:29There we are. A little bit of this. That should do it. There we are.
46:38You sure have a mean shake, Dr. Smith.
46:41If my calculations are correct, and I'm quite sure they are,
46:44the trajectory of this missile will end in a pinpoint landing on a most promising mass of water vapor.
46:49Then what'll happen?
46:50The missile will explode, causing instant condensation and a vigorous downpour of rain.
46:55We could sure use it.
46:56Warning! Warning!
46:57Warning, warning, my foot!
46:59What is it?
47:00Your calculations may not be accurate.
47:02I suggest a thorough recheck, just to be on the safe side.
47:06Oh, fiddly-fy.
47:07You'd better listen to him, Dr. Smith.
47:09Listen to a dippity dunce who doesn't know enough to get out of the rain?
47:12Indeed, I will not.
47:14Stand aside, my boy.
47:18Careful, Dr. Smith!
47:20Oh, dear.
47:22Never fear.
47:23Smith is here.
47:25Zachary Smith, the rainmaker.
47:31Right, my boy.
47:38Ready on the left.
47:40Ready on the right.
47:41Ready on the firing line.
47:45Oh, no.
47:46I think it's headed for the Jupiter.
47:48Ridiculous.
47:49Will Robinson is correct.
47:51Your calculations are snafu, Dr. Smith.
47:56Oh, dear.
47:58Oh, dear.
47:58Oh, dear.
48:03Oh, dear.
48:03Oh, dear.
48:03Go ahead of the ship.
48:04Everybody behind those rocks.
48:06Back!
48:29Oh, dear.
48:31Oh, dear.
48:35Oh, dear.
48:40Oh, dear.
48:44Oh, dear.
48:46Oh, dear.
48:48Oh, dear.
48:48Oh, dear.
48:48Oh, dear.
48:49Oh, dear.
48:49Oh, dear.
48:49Oh, dear.
48:50Oh, dear.
48:50Oh, dear.
48:50Oh, dear.
48:50Oh, dear.
48:53Oh, dear.
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