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Tv, Lost in Space (1965) S2E15 — The Golden Man
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00:03Last week, as you recall, Will, Major West, and Professor Robinson had gone off on an expedition,
00:08leaving Penny and Dr. Smith to investigate a strange alien spaceship.
00:14Don't shoot! I'm innocent! And so is she! It's going to fire!
00:17No! No!
00:21I have given you warning. Come no closer.
00:25We don't mean you any harm, sir. We're friends.
00:28Indeed we are.
00:28I have no friends.
00:31I'm Penny Robinson, and this is Dr. Smith. We're from the planet Earth.
00:36How do you do, sir?
00:38It makes no difference to me who you are or where you come from. Go away!
00:43Now look here, sir. There's no need for such hostility on your part. We are only trying to be civil.
00:48I want nothing to do with either of you.
00:50Indeed. If that's your attitude, we shall be more than happy to oblige.
00:54Come along, Penny. We will leave this belligerent creature to his own devices.
00:59Well, what are you waiting for?
01:01You should be ashamed of yourself. I don't know how it is in your world, but in ours, most people
01:05are kind and friendly.
01:06Yes. And you, sir, are completely lacking in the social graces.
01:09I know all about your world. It is inhabited by stupid and avaricious people.
01:15That's not so.
01:16You are only a little girl. What would you know about good or bad, right and wrong?
01:23I have no wish to talk with you further. Now go away.
01:26With pleasure. Come along, Penny.
01:28We have as much right to stay here as you.
01:30I shall give you to the count of three to leave.
01:35One, two, three.
01:46I think we're just wasting our time.
01:49If the alien had really wanted to harm Penny and Dr. Smith, he certainly had the opportunity.
01:53Well, I agree with you, but Dr. Smith insists that we light up the area in case of a sudden
01:57attack.
01:58Well, I suppose it won't do any harm.
01:59Well, it gives him a feeling of security, so we'll just humor him.
02:05Excellent, excellent. I see you ladies have completed preparations for our defense.
02:09Ah, and we've got the force field on, too.
02:11Splendid. And should that prove unsuccessful in keeping our unfriendly visitor a day,
02:15we will give him a rousing reception with our laser guns.
02:18Oh, Dr. Smith, aren't you being a little overcautious?
02:21After all, there's been no indication of any danger.
02:24Believe me, dear lady, I have a sixth sense about these things.
02:27We are in deadly peril. I can feel it in the very marrow of my bones.
02:30Are you sure it isn't just a slight touch of arthritis?
02:33This is hardly the time for humor, madam.
02:35Since the other male members of our expedition are absent,
02:38it is my duty to protect our intrepid little band.
02:40John has left me well equipped to take care of all of us, Dr. Smith.
02:44Ah, anyway, they'll be back in a few days.
02:47Let us hope so.
02:48But until that time arrives, we must exercise extreme caution.
02:52Look, a falling star.
02:54Oh, I don't think it is.
02:56Oh, it's a spaceship.
02:58Oh, dear.
02:59Maybe it's one of those aliens you met this afternoon, Dr. Smith.
03:02No, the other spacecraft was larger.
03:05Someone else is arriving.
03:06We are suffering a population explosion.
03:09So we have another visitor.
03:11After all, you know, this planet isn't private property.
03:14Perhaps we had better go inside.
03:16Oh, Dr. Smith.
03:17All right, perhaps we'd better.
03:20Who knows for what diabolical purpose they have come.
03:23Oh, dear.
03:24Don't sleep a wing tonight.
03:27Sir!
03:28Wait for me!
03:56See you next time.
03:58Bye!
03:58Bye!
04:12¶¶
04:45Oh, I'm exhausted.
04:49Oh, good morning.
04:50That is a matter of opinion.
04:52Oh, don't you feel well, Dr. Sven?
04:53You see before you a man who has been up almost all night.
04:56I judge my condition to be barely adequate.
04:58Oh, well, what's the matter? Couldn't you sleep?
05:01Sleep? And leave you ladies unprotected?
05:03The others should never have gone off and left us all alone.
05:06Oh, I think we're managing beautifully.
05:07My health is extremely delicate, as you know.
05:09It's too much to ask of one man to play guardian angel to all of you.
05:13Correction. One cowardly man and one brave robot.
05:17Be still, you...
05:18No!
05:30Oh, what a beautiful box.
05:32Where did it come from?
05:34I wonder what's inside.
05:35Don't touch it, Debbie.
05:36Who knows what horrors it may contain.
05:37There might even be a bomb in it. A bomb!
05:39Oh, Dr. Smith, please do try to control your melodramatic imagination.
05:44I have computed the contents of the box, and there is no danger.
05:47The robot says it's all right, Dr. Smith.
05:49Mark my words, you're making a terrible mistake.
05:53Oh!
05:53It's filled with all sorts of good things.
05:56Oh!
05:56Perfume.
05:58Oh, heavenly.
06:00Oh, here, let me.
06:02Oh, my.
06:04Oh, I'd almost forgotten that exquisite aroma.
06:08This looks like, um, caviar.
06:10Caviar?
06:11Look at this.
06:12It is.
06:13It's caviar.
06:14Oh, lovely.
06:16And a ham.
06:18A ham, oh, rapture.
06:21A fitting gift for you, Dr. Smith.
06:23Hold your tongue, you silly goose.
06:25These things are all very lovely, but who sent them?
06:30Oh, no.
06:32I did.
06:33Oh, my golden man.
06:37I hope you are pleased with my small offering of friendship.
06:41Well, it's certainly very kind of you.
06:43I'm Maureen Robinson, and, uh, these are my daughters, Penny and Judy.
06:47And this is, uh, well, this is our Dr. Smith.
06:50I am called Kima.
06:52It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Kima.
06:55It isn't often we encounter a friendly, and may I add, charming alien.
07:00We are living in a very dangerous galaxy, Dr. Smith.
07:03Kindness is all too often repaid by treachery and betrayal.
07:08How true, how true.
07:10When did you get here?
07:11Last night.
07:13Why do you ask?
07:15Well, someone else arrived yesterday.
07:17Uh, Dr. Smith and Penny talked to him.
07:19A most unpleasant creature.
07:21Decidedly unfriendly.
07:22He shot at us.
07:24All he wanted was for us to leave him alone, Dr. Smith.
07:27Indeed.
07:28Consider yourself lucky at having escaped without harm, the beautiful ladies.
07:33The alien you encountered is mean and dangerous.
07:38Oh, really?
07:39Well, then we shall all be sure to stay clear of him.
07:41That would be very wise.
07:44I wish I could do the same.
07:47But we are destined to meet.
07:49What do you mean, Mr. Kima?
07:50I hate to bring a dark note into this bright meeting.
07:54But as my friends, you should know the truth.
07:59I am here to fight a war.
08:02A war?
08:03You mean this planet is going to become a battleground for armies?
08:06Oh, no, Mrs. Robinson.
08:08Fortunately, my world has become too civilized for such useless violence.
08:13Oh, thank him for that.
08:14Instead, the leaders of the warring parties meet in battle on neutral ground.
08:18In this way, civilizations are not destroyed.
08:23Oh.
08:24Well, I find that very commendable.
08:26But, uh, why are you fighting?
08:29For years, a dark and forbidding world of ugly aliens called Zidams has threatened my planet.
08:37We've made every effort to appease them, even going so far as to pay ransom.
08:42They must be horrible.
08:44Recently, the demands of these terrible creatures have become so great that we can no longer meet them.
08:51How do you mean?
08:52There remains nothing for us to do but go to war.
08:57I don't, as a rule, approve of firing, sir.
08:59But in this particular case, I agree with you 100%.
09:03Thank you, Dr. Smith.
09:05But I mustn't burden you with my problems.
09:08You have enough of your own.
09:10It's been a great pleasure talking to you.
09:13I'm glad to have met you, too, Mr. Geema.
09:16You're, um...
09:17You're welcome to come by any time.
09:19Any time at all, sir.
09:20Now that you know the way to come by again.
09:27Ah!
09:28It's a delight to meet an alien of one's own class.
09:31A true gentleman.
09:32Oh, he was a very handsome man.
09:35I don't like him.
09:36And I suppose you have a reason for this sudden dislike.
09:38No, I don't.
09:39But he's too good-looking and golden.
09:41I thought as much, my dear child.
09:44You are indeed a child at analyzing character.
09:47Our golden friend, believe me,
09:49is as handsome in spirit as he is in appearance.
09:52Well, before we pass judgment on Mr. Geema,
09:55I think that we should hear what the opposition has to say.
09:58You know, there are always two sides to every argument.
10:02And more often than not, the truth lies somewhere in between.
10:06Well, I don't think we should let these things go to waste.
10:11Oh!
10:16Caviar.
10:17What a delicacy.
10:30Oh, lovely.
10:45Stop!
10:47Come no closer.
10:48It's only me, Penny Robinson.
10:51You were warned to stay away.
10:53Why have you returned?
10:54I don't know.
10:55I guess I wanted to talk to you.
10:58Why, Penny?
11:00Well, I think if you're gonna have a war,
11:02you should try to discuss things.
11:04There can be no discussion between us.
11:06You are an Earthling.
11:07Very young.
11:08And probably very silly.
11:10Go back where you belong.
11:12All right, if that's what you want.
11:15The golden man was right.
11:16You're mean and unreasonable.
11:17Wait!
11:19You have met my enemy?
11:20Yes, he came to our camp yesterday.
11:23He said that you were gonna fight a war with him.
11:26He said it was all your fault,
11:28and that he wanted to make peace,
11:29but you wouldn't even talk to him.
11:31I am not as unreasonable as the golden man would have you believe.
11:35Then prove it.
11:36How can I do that?
11:37By coming out of your spaceship so we can see each other.
11:39You would not be pleased.
11:41I am not golden and handsome.
11:43I don't care how you look.
11:45Are you sure?
11:46What if my appearance frightens you?
11:48I've seen strange-looking aliens before.
11:50Very well.
11:51But remember, you have been warned.
11:54All right.
11:56I'm ready.
12:08You are afraid of me.
12:10I'm just a little surprised, that's all.
12:13If you are not frightened, then come closer.
12:17To your untrained eye, I appear extremely ugly.
12:20Do I not?
12:22Well, it does take a little time to get used to your appearance.
12:25Now we shall see what happens when we meet face to face.
12:30All right.
12:31I'm ready.
12:34Well, what do you think?
12:37In my world, I am considered handsome.
12:41Sure you are, sir.
12:42Well, what did you expect me to look like?
12:44Gosh, I don't know.
12:46I didn't expect you to look like this.
12:49Yes.
12:50You prefer the golden man.
12:51All shine and glitter with nothing of value beneath.
12:56Oh, no, sir.
12:56I like you much better than the golden man.
12:59Why are you going to war with him?
13:00That is none of your business.
13:03Mr. Kima said...
13:04I am not interested in anything that creature told you.
13:07Now you've spoiled everything.
13:08I was just beginning to take a liking to you.
13:11All I wanted to do was help.
13:13Indeed.
13:14Pray tell.
13:15What could a silly little earth girl do?
13:17Well, sometimes when two parties disagree,
13:19a third person can help straighten out the problem for them.
13:22I do not want help from anyone.
13:24Now go away.
13:25I don't want to talk to you anymore.
13:28Please, you don't be angry.
13:30If you'd rather...
13:32Please come back.
13:33I promise I won't mention the war again.
13:37Oh.
13:47There.
13:47Another dreadful weed bites the dust.
13:50Dr. Smith, you just threw away a tomato plant.
13:53Nonsense, my dear.
13:54I happen to be a man with vast experience in the field of horticulture.
13:57When I was a youth, I spent many summers on my uncle Thaddeus' farm.
14:00Oh, I didn't know that.
14:01Oh, yes indeed.
14:02My garden was considered the very finest in the area.
14:05And my vegetables were always awarded the first prize of the county fair.
14:09But not the tomatoes.
14:10I refuse to argue the point with a mental midget.
14:12And now, back to horticulture.
14:14Good morning.
14:15Ah, we have company.
14:17Dr. Smith.
14:18Miss Robinson.
14:19Hello.
14:20You look very pretty this morning.
14:22How gallant you are, sir.
14:23I hope you don't mind my dropping in on you so unexpectedly.
14:27On the contrary, a friendly face on this bleak planet is always a welcome sight.
14:31I'll go tell Mother you're here, Mr. Kima.
14:33I shall accompany you.
14:40A very charming young lady.
14:42Yes, isn't she?
14:44What a pity that such a lovely creature has to endure such hardships.
14:48You surprise me, Dr. Smith.
14:51Judy gives the appearance of being a very happy young lady.
14:53A mere pose, sir.
14:55Beneath that bright facade is a miserable, frightened child.
14:59And with good reason.
15:01We are all trapped here.
15:03I didn't know that, Dr. Smith.
15:05Oh, yes.
15:06I fear we shall never leave this unearthly planet.
15:08Never.
15:10Dr. Smith.
15:11Working alone, neither one of us can achieve our goals.
15:15But by joining forces, we might realize success.
15:19Continue, dear sir.
15:21You interest me.
15:24I can get you off this planet.
15:26In return, you can help me win my war against the leader of the Zidans.
15:31Although I am by nature a man of peace, I might be willing to cooperate.
15:35What would you require?
15:37And what would you pay?
15:41Supply me with some of the weapons you have in your spaceship.
15:43In that way, victory against my enemy is assured.
15:47And I would pay well.
15:50And would the payment include returning me to Earth?
15:54Immediately.
15:55My dear Mr. Kima, I do believe we have just made a mutually advantageous deal.
16:02Never fear.
16:03Smith is here.
16:15Why?
16:16Why can't I make anyone understand?
16:18Madam, this marvelous opportunity may never happen again.
16:22We cannot afford to turn it down.
16:23I refuse to let one weapon leave this ship.
16:26But without our assistance, Mr. Kima will be destroyed.
16:29Think of it.
16:29That charming, cultured man, his fate is in your hands.
16:33Now look, we have enough troubles of our own without getting involved in a fight that we know nothing about.
16:37I agree with Mother.
16:38Dad and Don will be back in a couple of days.
16:41They can decide what to do.
16:42By then it will be too late.
16:43The war will be lost.
16:45I do not think we should give the golden man any weapons either.
16:48And why not, pray tell?
16:50We do not know if he deserves to be helped.
16:52Spare me your obtuse opinions.
16:54Look, if we knew a little more about the situation...
16:57But the facts are obvious, madam.
16:58The forces of evil seeking to destroy the forces of good.
17:01If your husband were here, I know that he would agree with me.
17:04How many times have you heard him say, since we are living on this planet with these aliens, we cannot
17:08stand by and ignore them?
17:10Really, I don't know what to do.
17:13Maybe we should help Mr. Kima, Mother.
17:15Our golden man needs aid.
17:17How can you turn away and send him to a tragic fate?
17:21Well then, give me a little bit longer to think about it.
17:23We must decide now. We cannot wait.
17:26I don't know. Maybe we should.
17:29Do not make a decision in haste, Mrs. Robinson. I have a suggestion.
17:33What is it?
17:34Let me go to Mr. Kima's camp and check out his true motives.
17:38Well now, I think that's a wonderful idea.
17:40Then I shall leave immediately.
17:42You're making a terrible mistake, madam. Mark my words, we shall all suffer for it.
17:46As for you, you jabbering Judas, henceforth our friendship is at an end. Leave us.
17:51Please.
18:17Thanks, yes.
18:26The earth people are extremely naive and stupid.
18:29I'm sure they will give me the use of their weapons.
18:32For them, I shall easily conquer our enemy.
18:36When that has been accomplished, I shall then destroy the earth people.
18:44And with their own weapons.
18:57Here we go.
19:00I understand the project completely.
19:02Two times two equals one.
19:06Subtracting minus two, two pi square equals Dr. Smith.
19:11Where are you?
19:12He is my savior, a brave man.
19:15My computers, my computers.
19:17Where are my computers?
19:18The lights, who turned out the lights?
19:21Dr. Smith, Will Robinson, Penny, good.
19:25Where are my computers?
19:26Two times two equals four.
19:28Four times four.
19:35Dr. Smith.
19:37Dr. Smith.
19:39I'm sorry.
19:40Oh, go away and leave me alone with my misery.
19:44How could you all do this to me?
19:45Like Caesar, I walk trustingly to the forum.
19:48And like Brutus, you have all stabbed me.
19:50Why, Judy?
19:51Tell me why.
19:51I'm sorry, Dr. Smith.
19:53Really, I am.
19:53Doomed to remain on this ignoble planet.
19:56And all because of blind, misguided judgment.
20:00Judy, if I could prove to you that you were wrong about Mr. Kima,
20:03would you then go to your mother and convince her to help him?
20:06I guess so.
20:07But how?
20:08We will go to Mr. Kima's campsite.
20:10I want you to see for yourself what a wonderful person he really is.
20:14Come along, dear.
20:21The campsite must be in this immediate vicinity.
20:23I remember Mr. Kima's instructions exactly.
20:25Then how could we have missed it?
20:26I don't know.
20:27Why don't you look in that direction, and I'll search over here.
20:30All right.
20:30If we find the camp, either of us, we'll call out.
20:54The campsite must be in this place.
21:04Dr. Smith, help!
21:09Judy, what's wrong?
21:11Stay away, Dr. Smith.
21:12I'm trapped in a minefield.
21:14A minefield?
21:19Don't move.
21:20I'll get help.
21:22Help!
21:23Help!
21:28Help!
21:29Help!
21:30Help!
21:31Help!
21:31Oh, dear!
21:32Oh, dear!
21:33Oh, dear!
21:34The most terrible calamity has been fallen as quickly.
21:36There's not a moment to lose.
21:37But, Dr. Smith, what's the trouble?
21:38Judy!
21:38Judy is trapped in a minefield quickly.
21:40She may be blown to bits at any moment.
21:42Hurry!
21:43Oh, dear, a calamity, a calamity, a calamity, hurry!
21:49Judy!
21:50Judy!
21:50Oh, dear.
21:51Quiet, madam.
21:52The slightest sound detonates the mines.
21:54Oh, I've got to go to her.
21:55No, no, you can't.
21:56We'll both be destroyed.
21:57Mom, help me.
21:59Oh, you'll be all right, darling.
22:01I've got to help her.
22:02Mr. Kima.
22:12I'll try to get her out, Mrs. Robinson.
22:14Please, stay where you are.
22:16Judy's predicament is all my fault.
22:18It never would have happened if I hadn't come to this planet
22:20to fight a war.
22:36It never would have happened if I hadn't come to this planet.
22:53Everything's going to be all right, Judy.
22:55Just put your arm around my shoulder, and I'll carry you out.
23:23Hold in, you're all right now.
23:26That's a horrible alien.
23:28Imagine putting down a minefield where innocent people might wander into it.
23:32The leader of the Zidans is not concerned with others, Dr. Smith.
23:35He wants only to win his war.
23:37But this is no time to discuss my enemy.
23:40Judy has had a terrifying experience.
23:42She should have rest.
23:44We're very grateful to you for what you've done, Mr. Kima.
23:47Friends help each other in time of trouble, Mrs. Robinson.
23:50And now, may I accompany you back to your spaceship?
23:54No, thank you. No, we'll be all right now.
23:56Very well, then.
23:58Good day.
24:00Good day, Mr. Kima.
24:01And thank you very much.
24:04Well, madam, I dare say this proves that I was right about Mr. Kima.
24:08He's a man of courage and integrity.
24:10Will you still refuse to give him those weapons?
24:13No, Dr. Smith.
24:14I think you're right.
24:16We'll give them to him.
24:19Come on, now. Let's get back to the spaceship.
24:29Look.
24:30Oh, Bob.
24:32Well, something's happened to him.
24:38I compute.
24:39You compute.
24:40We all compute.
24:43I'll handle this, my dear.
24:45All right, you cumbersome thought.
24:46Enough of this nonsense.
24:48Where am I?
24:50Who turned out the lights?
24:51You were sent to Mr. Kima's camp, remember?
24:54Yes.
24:55Now I remember.
24:56Which way did they go, partner?
24:58Well, did you find out anything about him?
25:00About him?
25:02About him?
25:02Whom are we discussing?
25:04Mr. Kima, you dunce!
25:06The golden man!
25:07You must be mistaken, sir.
25:09The gentleman and I have never met.
25:11Whee!
25:14He's taken leave of his senses.
25:15Oh, the poor robot.
25:17Dear, I do hope it's nothing permanent.
25:19I hope so.
25:20Do you think we can fix him?
25:21I seriously doubt it.
25:23He appears to be too far gone.
25:25Well, we'd better get some tools and check his systems.
25:27Yes.
25:30Oh, dear.
25:31Well, alas, poor robot.
25:33I knew him well.
25:36Whee!
25:37Here we go round the mulberry bush,
25:39the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush.
25:41Here we go round the mulberry bush
25:42so early in the morning.
25:45Uh, whee!
25:47Here we go round...
25:51Hello?
25:52Hello in there?
25:54It's me, Penny Robinson.
25:56I have to talk to you.
26:11Haven't you any consideration for others?
26:13I was taking a nap.
26:15I'm sorry, but this is terribly important.
26:18It had better be.
26:19What do you want?
26:21Did you plant an electronic minefield
26:23to trap Mr. Kima?
26:24Mine?
26:25I have no idea what you're talking about.
26:28Mr. Kima said you did.
26:29Then it must be so.
26:31Mr. Kima is much too handsome and charming to lie.
26:34You haven't answered my question.
26:36I don't know why I'm talking to you at all.
26:38But if you must know,
26:39I had nothing to do with mines,
26:41electronic or otherwise.
26:43Oh, I'm so glad.
26:44I knew you couldn't do anything so mean.
26:46Now that I've put your fears to rest,
26:48I shall continue my nap.
26:50Oh, uh, just a minute, sir.
26:52Do you think you could come to our campsite in the morning?
26:54I have no time for social activities.
26:57But this is about the war.
26:59Mr. Kima wants us to give him our weapons
27:01to fight against you.
27:02Knowing the persuasive powers of my enemy,
27:04I suppose you agreed.
27:06Well, except Dr. Smith, we were all against it.
27:08And then Judy got caught in the minefield.
27:11I see.
27:12But if you'd come to our camp
27:14and explain to Mom that you're innocent,
27:16I'm sure she'd believe you.
27:17How very young and naive you are.
27:19No one will accept my word
27:21against that of Mr. Kima's.
27:23I believe you.
27:24Only because your heart is innocent
27:26and has not yet been injured
27:28by deceit and cunning.
27:30Please say you'll come, sir.
27:32It will do no good.
27:34Goodbye, Penny Robinson.
27:53Oh, gently now.
27:54Be careful now, Dr. Smith.
27:55They're very, very dangerous.
27:56Right all right, madam.
27:57I'm quite familiar with handling explosive items.
28:02Oh, dear.
28:03Who's there?
28:04Oh, grenades.
28:05Thank heaven the pin wasn't pulled.
28:08There's no need I can do it all very well.
28:10Oh, my...
28:11Let me help Smith.
28:13Careful.
28:14Careful.
28:14They're extremely dangerous.
28:16Gently, gently, gently.
28:17Ah, splendid, ladies.
28:19You're doing very well.
28:21Oh.
28:23He went that away.
28:25Come along, ladies.
28:26Time is of the essence.
28:28Ah, yes.
28:29Here we are.
28:30Careful, careful.
28:32There.
28:33And there.
28:35Laser pistols, rifles,
28:36and a good supply of neutron bombs.
28:38That should swing the balance of power
28:40and Mr. Kima's favor.
28:41Oh, dear.
28:42I do hope we're doing the right thing.
28:43Of course we are.
28:44Surely you have no doubt.
28:45Well, I just wish I hadn't been so hasty
28:47in making up my mind.
28:48You can still change your mind, Mother.
28:49I know that, dear.
28:50We're not sure that the alien was responsible
28:52for the minefield.
28:53Who else could have done such a dastardly deed?
28:55Well, it might have been Mr. Kima.
28:56My dear lady, Mr. Kima saved Judy's life.
29:00We should be grateful, not accusing.
29:01I know, but it might have been a trick
29:03to get us to give him the weapons,
29:04to gain our sympathy and support.
29:06Mom is right.
29:07The little alien is innocent.
29:09And how do you know that?
29:10Because he told me so.
29:11What are you saying?
29:12I'm sorry, Mom,
29:13but I just had to find out for myself.
29:15I went to see him.
29:16Penny.
29:17He didn't know anything about a minefield.
29:19Obviously.
29:20What else could he say?
29:21I asked him to come and talk to you personally,
29:23but he refused.
29:24He refuses to face us.
29:26Further evidence of his guilt.
29:27Oh, just a moment now, Dr. Smith.
29:29That's not so.
29:30Just because Mr. Kima is good-looking,
29:33he's here.
29:35He changed his mind.
29:42I'm so glad you're here.
29:43Now you can explain everything.
29:45It was foolish of me to come here.
29:47No, perhaps not.
29:48I'm Penny's mother.
29:50This is my daughter, Judy,
29:51and you've already talked to Dr. Smith.
29:53I give you all greeting.
29:55How dare you present yourself here, sir,
29:57especially after what you tried to do?
29:59Oh, Dr. Smith, just a moment.
30:00I do not extend courtesy to potential murderers, madam.
30:03You will leave this camp immediately, sir, do you hear?
30:05Be gone.
30:06Take a powder.
30:07Scram.
30:08Beat it.
30:08Double time.
30:09Hop, hop, hop, hop.
30:11Will you be quiet?
30:12Well, you see, the only reason I'm here...
30:13We are not interested in your reasons, sir.
30:15Dr. Smith, stop.
30:17Now we must give him a chance to give his side of it.
30:19I couldn't care less what this creature has to say.
30:22It will not change my opinion of him.
30:23You have exactly five seconds to leave here, sir.
30:26Otherwise, I shall be forced to...
30:27You can't shoot me?
30:29My mother, sir?
30:31The golden man.
30:33They may start shooting at any moment.
30:35We've got to do something.
30:37No, wait.
30:41This camp is a neutral zone.
30:43Now I ask that you both agree to respect that neutrality.
30:46Very well, Mrs. Robertson.
30:48I, too, accept your request.
30:51And to make sure that you both agree to this, I ask you to put away your weapons.
31:01What about you, sir?
31:02I refuse to place myself in a defenseless position among my enemies.
31:06Mr. Kima isn't afraid.
31:08Mr. Kima isn't afraid.
31:09He is brave.
31:09And I am obviously a coward.
31:12Obviously.
31:13We shall not meet again, Penny Robinson.
31:15I will say goodbye.
31:16No, wait.
31:17Now that you're here, perhaps you and Mr. Kima can work out your differences.
31:22It would be a waste of time.
31:23But there doesn't have to be a war if you can both negotiate your problems.
31:28Don't you think so, Mr. Kima?
31:31Nothing would please me more.
31:35And you, sir?
31:35He knows my terms for peace.
31:38They have been stated many times.
31:40Your demands are unreasonable.
31:42They're outrageous, completely out of the question.
31:45I do not think so.
31:47Now look, you're both intelligent beings.
31:49Surely there can be some solution to this.
31:52My planet does not wish to fight.
31:54We are being forced to wage war.
31:56And my planet will not change its position in any way.
31:59You are a brutal, uncivilized monster, sir.
32:02Mr. Kima will make some concessions, if you will.
32:04I have nothing further to say on the subject.
32:08Prepare yourself for battle, Mr. Kima.
32:12As you wish.
32:13Mom!
32:15Stay within the area of your spaceship.
32:17To venture beyond will be dangerous.
32:27We're doomed. The end is near.
32:29It all seems so stupid and senseless.
32:33My feelings exactly.
32:34Mrs. Robinson.
32:35Perhaps I should go after him and try again.
32:38I'm afraid you would only be wasting your time.
32:41There is nothing anyone can do now.
32:44A state of war already exists.
32:46War! War!
32:48History! War!
32:49Forward march!
32:50White foot march!
32:51Front blank march!
32:53Front blank march!
32:55Good heavens, he's bereft of his senses.
32:57Judging for the madness I see before me,
32:58a complete check of your relay system would not be this.
33:01That way, sir.
33:06No subverts for a month!
33:08That way, sir.
33:13Madam, you simply must give Mr. Kima those weapons.
33:16I'd like a little more time to think about it.
33:18But the war is only a few hours off.
33:20We have to make a decision now.
33:21I know.
33:22You know, if John were here, I really...
33:25He would back the golden man to the hilt of that unsure.
33:27Dear lady, let us examine this problem calmly and with dispassionate clarity.
33:31Our golden man is in trouble.
33:34That dreadful alien appears to have the advantage.
33:36Shall we help the knight in shining armor?
33:38Or the dragon?
33:40I've been over all the pros and cons a dozen times.
33:43Then why are you hesitating?
33:45After all, he did save Judy from the minefield.
33:47I don't know.
33:48It just seems to me there's just something just not quite right about it.
33:52Please, madam, spare me your womanly intuition in this matter.
33:55What about Penny?
33:56She doesn't like him either.
33:57The judgment of a child.
33:59Believe me, we are doing the right thing.
34:02I will simply take those weapons over to Mr. Kima.
34:04He will use them to destroy his enemy and ours.
34:07And happy days are here for us again.
34:10All right, Dr. Smith.
34:12You can take the weapons.
34:14Right back into our arsenal.
34:17What?
34:17That's impossible.
34:18Mr. Kima is depending on us.
34:20Well, if I've made a mistake, I'll take the blame for it.
34:23Great comfort that will be to us in the years of hardship and deprivation ahead.
34:26Please take the weapons back into the spaceship.
34:29Now.
34:30Very well.
34:31In a moment.
34:34Dear, I have had dark moments in the past, but truly these are the ultimate depths of despair.
34:41Victory and freedom in my hands and I am forced to throw them away.
34:46Well, I can't and I won't.
34:49She will thank me for this later.
34:52Where am I?
34:53What happened?
34:55Now I remember Mr. Kima.
34:57I found out about Mr. Kima.
34:59Did you really?
35:00We know all we have to know about the golden man.
35:02There's nothing you can tell us.
35:03Then you will act accordingly.
35:06Indeed, I will.
35:11Mr. Kima.
35:14Mr. Kima.
35:15Where are you?
35:17I have a little gift for you, Mr. Kima.
35:19I think you'll like it.
35:24Oh, there you are, Mr. Kima.
35:26It's safe, isn't it?
35:28The war hasn't begun.
35:29Not yet.
35:30Well, thank goodness I found you.
35:31I was beginning to give up hope.
35:33So was I, sir.
35:36You brought me arms.
35:39Dr. Smith, I can't tell you how grateful I am.
35:42Just vanquish our mutual enemy, Mr. Kima.
35:45That's all the repayment I want.
35:47And transportation back to Earth, of course.
35:49With these, my victory is assured.
35:52Your words are sweet music to my ears.
35:55Mr. Kima, what is this?
35:58Don't touch!
36:00A hyperatomic cannon.
36:03Beauty, isn't it?
36:05My pride and joy.
36:08Very deadly.
36:12And destructive.
36:15Formidable-looking.
36:16Mr. Kima, I don't wish to pry, but...
36:20Couldn't you defeat your enemy with his hyperatomic cannon?
36:23Perhaps I had best explained, Dr. Smith.
36:26You see, my opponent and I are evenly matched in military strength.
36:30For every offensive weapon I possess, he has a deterrent.
36:35The same situation applies to myself.
36:38I see.
36:39And that's why you wanted arms from us.
36:41The alien has no defense against them.
36:44Exactly.
36:44Then our success is assured.
36:47Thanks to you, sir.
36:48Oh, my dear, Mr. Kima, I'm delighted to have been of service.
36:51After all, what good is life if one cannot offer the hand of friendship?
36:57Ah, yes.
36:59The hand of friendship.
37:02Ah, yes.
37:04The hand of friendship.
37:13Ah, yes.
37:15Where?
37:17Where is Mr. Kima?
37:19I am Mr. Kima.
37:22No, that can't be.
37:24That's impossible.
37:25Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Dr. Smith.
37:29Look at me!
37:31Am I not as attractive as the golden man?
37:34But this doesn't make any sense.
37:36I needed your weapons to fight the leader of the Zidans.
37:40You would have found my true form repulsive and refused to give them to me.
37:45So I became the handsome Mr. Kima.
37:49But you save Beauty.
37:54I also planted the minefield.
37:57That was part of my plan to secure your sympathy and help.
38:01Now that I have what I want, there is no longer any reason to hide the truth.
38:07What are you going to do to us?
38:10First, I shall destroy my enemy.
38:13And then to complete my victory, I shall destroy you.
38:19And the other members of your party.
38:23You can't.
38:24We are your friends.
38:26You are my enemies.
38:28How would I be friendly with anyone so ugly and repulsive as an Earthling?
38:35The very sight of you sickens me.
38:40Out!
38:41Please.
38:42Yes, indeed.
38:52Mrs. Robinson.
38:53Penny and Judy.
38:54Quickly.
38:54Everybody.
38:55There's not a moment to lose.
38:56Quickly, Mrs. Robinson.
38:57The most terrible things happen.
38:58We must turn on the force field at once.
39:00And prepare our defense.
39:01Turn it on at once, you hear.
39:02Hurry.
39:03Everybody hurry.
39:04Dr. Smith, you took the weapons to Mr. Kima, didn't you?
39:07There's no time to discuss that now.
39:08We're all in terrible danger.
39:10You've deliberately disobeyed my orders.
39:12Now, look.
39:12We'll just go right back there and bring those weapons here.
39:14I can't.
39:15Oh, dear.
39:15I've made a dreadful mistake.
39:16Mr. Kima is a monster.
39:18He assumed the form of the golden man only to trick us.
39:20The lights.
39:21You must have the lights.
39:21I knew there was a good reason why I didn't like it.
39:24And you were so right, my dear.
39:25Oh, I'm so ashamed.
39:27It's just that he was so intelligent and charming.
39:29And all the time he wanted our weapons so we could destroy his enemy.
39:31Well, you are completely responsible for this.
39:33Now that Mr. Kima has what he wants, maybe he'll leave us alone.
39:36I'm afraid not.
39:37He means to destroy us all.
39:38He told me so.
39:39Maybe we could get the little alien to help us.
39:42Not after he learns what Dr. Smith did.
39:44Well, it's worth a try, isn't it?
39:45Oh, Mom, please let me go.
39:46Oh, absolutely not.
39:47It's much too dangerous.
39:48Now, Dr. Smith, do as I ask, please.
39:50Go and get the weapons and bring them back.
39:52The little alien must be warned.
39:54You got us into this.
39:55Now you can get us out, right?
39:57Right.
39:57Come on.
39:58Penny, no.
39:59Come back.
40:00Don't worry.
40:01We'll be fine.
40:03Mom.
40:07I can't.
40:08Go on.
40:08I'm exhausted.
40:09What's there, Dr. Smith?
40:11Perhaps we can warn the alien later.
40:14What's this?
40:15I don't know.
40:15No.
40:16No.
40:19The war has started, Dr. Smith.
40:21Come on.
40:30No.
40:31No.
40:32No.
40:32No.
40:32No.
40:34No.
40:35No.
40:39No.
40:41No.
40:41No.
40:41No.
40:42No, no, no.
40:43No, no, no, no.
41:01No!
41:06You are alone!
41:08No!
41:09No, no, no, no!
41:29Why don't you stop for a moment, Dr. Smith?
41:31We can get up now.
41:35What's that?
41:46What in the world is this?
41:48Is it a bomb?
41:49A bomb?
41:50Oh, thank heavens.
41:52It's a dud.
41:57Dr. Smith!
41:58Dr. Smith!
42:02Thank you, Mr. President.
42:04For the medal, there was no need.
42:06I did what any other man would have done.
42:09Dr. Smith!
42:10Where am I?
42:11Oh, with you, Penny.
42:13We've got to get out of here.
42:15Penny, am I all right?
42:16I'm afraid to look.
42:17Yes, you're fine.
42:18Come on.
42:19I'm afraid.
42:20Crow, Crow!
42:21Oh, Crow!
42:23Oh, Crow!
42:41Oh, Dr. Smith, we're too late.
42:44You poor thing.
42:46Penny, go back to your spaceship.
42:48You're in terrible danger here.
42:50No, I won't leave you.
42:52It's our fault this happened.
42:53Mr. Kima got the neutron bombs from us.
42:55I gave them to him.
42:57I'm sorry.
42:57You were so mean and ugly, and he was so kind and handsome.
43:01You are not to be blamed, Dr. Smith.
43:03Most of us are taken in by surface beauty and flattery.
43:07You acted only in a normal manner.
43:09Now, you must go, or you, too, will be destroyed.
43:13No, I'm not going to leave you.
43:15Take her away, Dr. Smith.
43:16You must.
43:18He's right, Penny.
43:19There's nothing we can do for our friend now.
43:21Go with him, Penny.
43:23Please, let me stay.
43:24Come, Penny, come.
43:26He's right.
43:26Come, Charlie.
43:31Don't touch it.
43:32Don't touch it.
43:32Look.
43:33He's going to throw bombs.
43:34Don't get away from here, Penny.
43:36Come away, Penny.
43:37We're probably.
43:38You're such a thing.
43:38We've got to do it.
43:40No.
43:41No.
43:42Don't touch it, Penny.
43:43Don't touch it.
43:43Throw it away.
43:44Throw it away.
43:45Why can't you do it?
43:46No, I can't.
43:47Oh, no.
43:48Oh, no.
43:54I think I'm going to faint.
43:56Dr. Smith.
43:58Dr. Smith.
44:00Dr. Smith.
44:01Are you all right?
44:05What's the matter, Penny?
44:07Don't you recognize me?
44:13But you're handsome.
44:14No, Penny.
44:15I'm still the ugly little alien you knew before.
44:18I have only assumed this form so that you will remember me fondly in the future and not with repugnance.
44:24You didn't have to change yourself for me, sir.
44:26I like you no matter how you look.
44:28Thank you, Penny.
44:41Oh, my back is a disaster area.
44:45You're a hero, Dr. Smith.
44:47You threw the bomb back to Mr. Kima.
44:49I did?
44:50That's right.
45:00I guess you can't judge anybody by appearances, can you, Dr. Smith?
45:04That's right.
45:04And I'm glad you've learned your lesson.
45:07What?
45:08Come on, dear.
45:09Oh.
45:11It was really exciting.
45:13We saw these trees that moved.
45:14They lived on solar energy.
45:15Then later we found this mountain of pure titanium.
45:18Sounds wonderful.
45:18And then later on we saw this lake that was colored gold.
45:21Anything exciting happen around here?
45:23Oh, nothing much.
45:24We just had a war.
45:25A war?
45:26Oh, it was nothing important, dear.
45:28It was just a small war.
45:30Hardly anything.
45:31And one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four, one, two.
45:36Oh, you'll never learn.
45:38Hey, Smith, what's with the robot?
45:39You are looking at our first line of defense, Major.
45:42In the event that we are ever attacked again, we shall be fully prepared.
45:45All right, soldier.
45:46Straighten up.
45:47Look alive.
45:47Get your chin up.
45:48And let's have a little snap in our marching, shall we?
45:51Yes, sir.
45:52Very well.
45:53Forward.
45:54March.
45:54One, two, three, four.
45:56One, two, three, four.
45:58One, two, three, four.
46:00One, two, three, four.
46:02One, two, three, four.
46:02One, two, three, four.
46:05One, two, three, four.
46:17One, three, four, five, four, four.
46:47But, Dr. Smith, you don't understand.
46:49A sneeze at night is a cold germ's delight.
46:51That's all I need to understand. Now go.
46:53But, Dr. Smith, we had the Omega Nebula in sight.
46:56How far is that from Earth?
46:57Oh, a few thousand light years, I guess.
46:59Ah, indeed.
47:00But it's in the Sagittarius constellation, and if Dad could get a...
47:03Now, just a moment.
47:04Did you say Sagittarius?
47:06Sure.
47:12Ah, so it is.
47:14You know, my boy, I am a Sagittarius.
47:17It's my astral signature, so to speak.
47:20We have remarkable qualities, we Sagittarians.
47:22Always cheerful, always generous.
47:24Honest, outspoken.
47:26But, Dr. Smith, that's astrology, not astronomy.
47:29Don't split hairs, my boy. Now, where was I?
47:31Ah, yes.
47:32Outspoken, determined, self-reliant, bold.
47:36Warning, warning.
47:37Warning, warning, indeed.
47:38Stop cackling, you silly sausage.
47:41A high-velocity solar gale is approaching the area.
47:45Take cover immediately.
47:47Convective rate of flow increasing rapidly.
47:50Repeat, take cover immediately.
47:53The solar gale will be insinuating.
47:57Danger!
47:58Telescope will act as lightning rod attracting solar bolts.
48:04Danger!
48:05Danger!
48:09Danger!
48:11Danger!
48:14Danger!
48:16Danger!
48:17Danger!
48:21Danger!
48:26Danger!
48:29Danger!
48:32Danger!
48:33Danger!
48:35Danger!
48:36Danger!
48:38Danger!
48:38Danger!
48:39Danger!
48:40Danger!
48:41Danger!
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