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Tv, Lost in Space (1965) —S2E09 - The Thief From Outer Space
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00:10The End
00:34You know, Will, life was much more exciting in the past. And you know why? Because men were not pestered
00:41with all of this work foolishness. Your father invents one useless job after another.
00:45There's the mineral drill. It checks out okay, too, I guess.
00:48You'd better do the checking this time. My back is extremely delicate today. I think I shall take a little
00:53nap, yes.
00:53I'll check the drill itself.
00:55Yes, do that.
01:10Dr. Smith, could you come over here and hold one of these wrenches for me?
01:29That's funny. Dr. Smith, I just put one of the wrenches down there, and now it's disappeared. Will you please
01:35help me look for it?
01:36Get another one out of the tool bag. I must rest my back.
01:43It's gone, too. Did you take the tool bag?
01:59Now, now, Will. No lunch until we've finished work.
02:03Dr. Smith!
02:09Dogs. Infidels. Prepare to die.
02:14Where'd you come from? Who are you?
02:17Stand aside.
02:19Come, fight, you infidel.
02:23Something about you here, you dreadful man.
02:26I'll shoot.
02:27This is a laser gun, and it could put a hole right through you.
02:31It could.
02:33Well, I'll take your word for it.
02:38But don't you think in the interest of fair play he should put down his weapon, too?
02:42Certainly not.
02:43It's not a weapon. That's just a shovel.
02:45Haven't you ever seen a shovel before?
02:47And what would I have to do with something that so obviously belongs to a slave?
02:52Permit me to introduce myself.
02:54Sheik Ali Ben-Bad.
02:55Terror of the cosmos!
02:57Sheik, indeed.
02:58You, Sarah, are nothing but a thief.
03:00You stole our lunch.
03:01Well, of course.
03:03I'm the one and only thief of outer space.
03:07Have you ever had anything stolen so beautifully before, huh?
03:11Don't come any closer.
03:12Oh, come, come, lad.
03:14You've won the field in fair joust, so let us be friends, huh?
03:19Good.
03:21Now, what can I give you in exchange for those few paltry tools I took?
03:25What would you like?
03:27Diamonds?
03:28Emerald?
03:29A ruby, huh?
03:30A ruby, yes, that's it.
03:32A ruby.
03:38Yes, master.
03:40Seize them!
03:41Seize the dogs!
03:42Ah!
03:43Ah!
03:47There, where, where, what?
03:50There, there's no room now.
03:56Emo, what?
03:58It all knows if there's been a fabulous tour.
04:07There's no room now.
04:07There's no room, don't you?
04:20¶¶
04:51¶¶
04:53That's nothing but a ranch. That's all it is, sir. Honest.
04:57Silence!
05:13Golly!
05:14No, that's nothing, boy, nothing.
05:16Wait till I give him your bones to snap one by one.
05:20Oh, please, sir. We haven't done anything to you.
05:21But yours! He will mash into jelly.
05:27You know, there's something unusually repulsive about you, sir.
05:30I don't know what it is. Have we met somewhere before?
05:34Oh, no.
05:37In some jail, perhaps?
05:38Oh, no!
05:39No, no, no, no. Perhaps some thieves' market?
05:42No, no.
05:43Let me see your watch!
05:45I don't have a watch. I lost it.
05:47Well, where is your treasure? Where are you keeping it?
05:49We don't have any treasures.
05:51We're poor people, aren't we, Dr. Smith?
05:53Poor?
05:54Yes. Oh, yes. Miserably destitute.
05:57Sure. We're like paupers. You understand?
06:00And any thief would go robbing from paupers, stealing from the poor.
06:07How dare you insult my honor!
06:14There, there, boy. I accept your apology.
06:19Now tell me, where do the rich people live?
06:22Rich people?
06:23Come, come! I haven't all day to spend on this ridiculous planet.
06:26Someone here has a treasure of great value. Where is it?
06:28There is no treasure. I'm afraid even our spaceship is really not worth anything.
06:32The what?
06:33Nothing, really. Just some old records we found once.
06:36You see, we're all alone on this planet. Aren't we, Dr. Smith?
06:39Yes. Just the two of you. No one else.
06:42We're like castaways.
06:43I prefer the word pioneer. Or castaways, if you'd rather.
06:48Call us anything you like, sir. Whatever you like.
06:50But let me assure you that we are telling you the truth.
06:52This whole planet isn't worth that.
06:53So please, dear sir, wherever it is you come from, turn around and go back, won't you?
06:57You!
07:03Don't. You. You said the golden arrow pointed this way.
07:08No.
07:09Yeah!
07:10No, master. No.
07:14Remember me, boy. Just remember me.
07:27He swung the sword straight at you. Sure. Like this. And I closed my eyes and, well, why didn't you
07:34get cut or anything?
07:35Because the sword went white between us, I guess. I don't know how he did it. I don't know how
07:39he made that big slave of his appear either. Just bam. And there he was. Big earrings and all.
07:43Well, now, that's all right, Will. Really, we've heard it a dozen times now.
07:47You can tell it to me again. I would be glad to talk to you about it. I need to
07:51exercise my...
07:52Silence, you babbling bumpkin. Can't you see what the poor boy's been through?
07:55As for you, Will, do be quiet. Do you want these ladies to think I'm weaker than you?
07:58Of course, if I hadn't done all that walking in the hot sun, and if I had worn my art
08:02supports...
08:03You'll be all right, Dr. Smith. Here, take this.
08:07Oh, there now. It's your father I'm worried about now.
08:11Well, I wanted to go with him to investigate, but he's told me to stay here.
08:15Yes, darling. I know.
08:18Oh, darling. What did you find?
08:22Well, everything's safe and secure at the drill site.
08:24Good.
08:26Why, I even found your tools and your lunch kit just where you left them.
08:29That's impossible. There must have been a trace of something out there.
08:32Well, there was. I did some old-fashioned Indian tracking. The footprints were very clear.
08:38Which way did they go? Which way?
08:40I'm afraid the only footprints were yours and Will's.
08:43Oh.
08:45No, I shouldn't have sent you out on that job. It's much too hot out there today.
08:49I bet I know how your thief got away.
08:51How?
08:52On a magic carpet.
08:54Magic carpet.
09:00I'm sorry, I said.
09:02Leave me alone, will you?
09:03Well, I didn't mean to make everybody laugh about your old thief.
09:05If we keep looking, sooner or later, we're bound to find some tracks or something.
09:09But I've helped you, little Cavani, for hours. And you haven't found one clue.
09:13So please, won't you forget about him now and help me fix my new swing?
09:16Help me fix my new swing? That's all you ever care about is playing games.
09:20When right now, this very minute, the terror of the cosmos may be lurking.
09:24Listen to you, Will Robinson. You read too much, that's all.
09:28It's the truth, I tell you. I'll prove it to you. Just you wait.
09:31No, I won't wait. I'm sick of your old fairy tales.
09:45I will prove it.
10:25Well, no time I hear a joke.
10:25T от pequestination.
10:26That's
10:26all my fault, huh? No problem.
10:28I must not
10:28mention him. No chance to
10:28anyone. No. I
10:35give away a probation, prove it or yes. Put the medications
10:36in the pharmacy with his병 and all theеш pardon non-resist
10:36him at the cutting out.
13:32Don't sleep.
13:40Coming, Master.
13:46Oh, there's a draft in here.
13:48I can feel it.
13:51Yes, Master.
13:53What is it, Master?
13:54Where were you?
13:55Sleeping again, I suppose.
13:57No, Master, no.
13:59I was busy at the furnace.
14:01Liar!
14:03Didn't you feel that cold air?
14:05How many times must I tell you?
14:07This is an asteroid.
14:08We sail through space like an empty, cold rock.
14:11Don't you understand?
14:12Once, let that furnace go out,
14:14and you'll be less than the lowest icicle.
14:16No, Master, no.
14:18I work very hard.
14:20I make the furnace go.
14:22I do not sleep.
14:23Oh, go and check that draft.
14:27Somebody may have been using the sedan chair.
14:30An intruder?
14:31Well, how should I know?
14:32If there is, just throw them to the lions.
14:50Stop dawdling out there!
14:52It is nothing, Master.
14:55Nothing at all.
15:06Please, what are you going to do to me?
15:08You won't throw me to the lions, were you?
15:17Here.
15:18You stand here.
15:20Why?
15:21Stand like I say.
15:23What for?
15:25Look.
15:26This rings.
15:27You do this.
15:31What's going to happen?
15:33This one.
15:34Five times.
15:36One, two, three, four, five.
15:40Ah, work.
15:41This one.
15:43Yeah, I can do this, all right.
15:45Faster.
15:47Faster!
15:48Okay.
15:49Wait, tell me, why am I doing this?
15:51Furnace.
15:53Furnace.
15:54I heard the thief say this was some kind of an asteroid.
15:56But I don't even know how I got here.
15:58There was this thing, and then stars...
15:59Sedan chair go through space.
16:01Bring you here.
16:02There's nothing.
16:03Ah, good.
16:04Now, wait.
16:07Did I do all right?
16:08You won't kill me now, will you?
16:15Maybe yes.
16:18Maybe no.
16:19I tell you, maybe.
16:21Thank you very much, sir.
16:22But could you tell me more about the thief and the asteroid?
16:25Silence, dog.
16:25I tell you nothing.
16:26Nothing, I know nothing.
16:28I am but slave.
16:30That's too bad.
16:34But you, you are less than nothing.
16:42Ah, work.
16:43This one.
16:45Faster, faster.
16:47Faster, faster.
16:49Five, five times.
16:51Five times.
16:51Listen.
16:57Faster, faster.
17:06Work, work, work.
17:15Now, you are the slave of a slave.
17:40Oh, my darling, they're lovely. Where on earth did you find them?
17:44Oh, not on earth.
17:45No.
17:46I do think they need some water, though.
17:48Yes, of course.
17:49I'll put them in this over here. Penny won't mind.
17:52It's just about the right size.
17:54There you go.
17:55There we are. Don't they look pretty in the moonlight?
17:57And I suppose you'd like something to eat.
17:59I'd never use an ulterior motive on you.
18:02But I'm starved to death.
18:09What's that all about?
18:11I don't know. Maybe it's an eclipse.
18:13Looks like an asteroid.
18:14I don't think so. It seems to be orbiting this planet.
18:17Perhaps it has something to do with that meteor shower last night.
18:20Could it fall?
18:21No, I don't think so.
18:23Don, you'd better plot a track on it, though.
18:24Roger.
18:25Dr. Smith, would you find Will and Penny for me?
18:28I am not a nursemaid, madam.
18:30If you wish to eat dinner tonight, be a nursemaid.
18:33I will go with you if you will talk with me.
18:35You stay away from me, you garrulous gargoyle.
18:44Get up!
18:47I might have known you'd be asleep again.
18:50Most uncomfortable nap I've had in centuries.
18:56Forgive me, master.
18:57I slept for only a moment.
19:00The furnace...
19:17Yes, where is he?
19:19Where is...
19:21Who, master?
19:23The boy, of course.
19:25Do you think I'm stupid?
19:26Just because I'm not a crafty villain like your former master?
19:29No, no, master.
19:31I was going to tell you about the boy.
19:33Don't lie to me.
19:35I'm hungry.
19:36Go get me some food.
19:37Yes.
19:38I'll attend to the boy.
19:39I have plans for him.
19:41Go!
20:07Go get me some food.
20:37Please, please, don't kill me.
20:39So here you are.
20:40I was just tired, and I was looking for a place to rest.
20:43In this room, it was dark, and...
20:47Wow.
20:49Ah, that's nothing. Nothing, boy.
20:52Just a little overflow from the treasure caves downstairs, that's all.
20:55A little overflow? You must be the richest man in anywhere.
20:59Richest? I'm the poorest.
21:02What? Poor?
21:05What, with diamonds and emeralds?
21:07Yes, yes, yes, yes.
21:09And just a few from each planet I pass.
21:12You might say that here I am collecting the best of all possible worlds.
21:18Just a few from each planet? Wow.
21:21Well, of course. But has it done me any good?
21:24Take a look at that stuff.
21:26Junk, that's what it is.
21:28Aren't the emeralds real?
21:29Naturally. But look at the golden arrow when you hold them close.
21:33Does anything happen?
21:35No! It's rubbish!
21:37What's supposed to happen?
21:40Stardust, my boys. Stardust!
21:43The treasures I searched for once belonged to a beautiful princess who lived on a planet which you've probably never
21:48heard of.
21:49An evil vizier stole her away.
21:52And all that was left was a pool of her tears.
21:55And a trail of her gems scattered across the heavens.
21:59Golly.
22:01And I only have this golden arrow to guide me.
22:05Look at it!
22:06That's what's supposed to happen!
22:09What's it pointing at?
22:10Well, we must be coming into the fourth orbit.
22:13Yes, yes. There we are.
22:15It's your planet.
22:18Somewhere on your planet is a clue.
22:20A treasure.
22:22Some part of the trail of her I seek.
22:24And you're gonna help me find it.
22:26I don't know what you're talking about.
22:28I don't know any princess or anything about her treasures.
22:31Are you going to help me or do I feed you to the lions?
22:34No! I mean, yes. I mean, let me go!
22:37Good!
22:38You made the right decision.
22:43No!
22:44I hereby dot thee, assistant thief.
22:53Ah, fool!
22:55Come, now!
22:56Let's sit and eat while we make our plans.
22:59First rule of a thief.
23:00Eat while you think, think while you eat.
23:03I am hungry, but I still don't understand what you think might be down there.
23:07Second rule of a thief.
23:09I'll ask the questions, not you.
23:13What are you looking at? What do you see?
23:14Nothing, exactly.
23:17Who are those people?
23:19They're called Robinsons, I think.
23:21On your planet?
23:24On the place you swore you had only one friend, just that cowardly Smith?
23:28Well, they're not friends, exactly.
23:30Well, what are they? Your enemies?
23:32Yeah, I guess so.
23:33Well, why didn't you say so, if they are?
23:35I guess I didn't know what to say.
23:38Well, a thief should have enemies.
23:39Lots of enemies.
23:40Keeps you on your toes.
23:42I'll tell you what.
23:43After we've found what I'm looking for, we'll kill them all, all right?
23:47Come on, eat now, boy. Eat!
23:49Third rule of a thief.
23:51Death to all Robinsons.
23:55You spawn of a camel! See to that!
24:01Oh, if he left that sedan chair open again.
24:04Let me go! Let me go!
24:07Another intruder, master.
24:09Let me go! Let me go!
24:12Will!
24:14Will!
24:17Silence!
24:18Dog, she curmined your tongue!
24:20Good, good. Now you're getting the hang of it!
24:23Female camels will speak only when spoken to.
24:25Do you understand?
24:27Uh, now, don't overdo it, though.
24:29Wait a minute. Isn't she...
24:32Isn't she one of those people?
24:35Boy, is that a Robinson?
24:38Yeah. It looks like it might be one.
24:40Good, good. Here you go, then.
24:42Now's your chance to prove yourself.
24:44The honor is yours.
24:46Death to all Robinsons!
24:48No! No!
24:54No!
24:54No!
25:08Penny?
25:11Penny?
25:15Where are you dear? Come here, child. Don't make your dear Dr. Smith come out and look for you.
25:25Hello? Hello out there? Is anyone home?
25:36It's gone back. Oh, dear. I do hope that ridiculous robot has the sense to follow me here.
25:47Oh, the pain. The pain. That a man of my worth should be subject to the witless whimsy of that
25:54meandering mental midget.
25:56Go!
26:01Oh, thank heavens. I knew you'd come after me, my dear friend. You are indeed a brave soldier.
26:09A veritable transistorized tiger, loyally following his dear leader.
26:14I did not come after you, Dr. Smith.
26:16How dare you? What do you mean?
26:19You are not my friend. You refuse to socialize with me.
26:22Socialize indeed, you traitor. You come out of there immediately, do you hear?
26:26And destroy on sight any alien you find on this planet. And quickly, before the sedan chair disappears again.
26:32I am afraid that is impossible.
26:34Don't use that word to me, you ninny. Come out of there this instant.
26:39Unfortunately, in order to fit in here, I was forced to temporarily remove my lower motorized tread section.
26:46I am unable to move out of here.
26:49You bubble-headed booby. Why did you come here to begin with?
26:53Merely to warn you that there are extreme dangers up here. I hope you survive them and rescue Will and
26:59Penny.
27:00And now, goodbye, Dr. Smith. My sensors indicate that this interdimensional space transporter will be returning to our planet in
27:09a moment. Good luck.
27:10No, no. Don't leave me. I'm coming with you.
27:59I'm coming with you.
28:04Will Robinson, when I get you back home, I'm gonna...
28:06Shh! This is better than having your head cut off, isn't it?
28:09Oh, Will, maybe you'll believe my fairy tales now.
28:12What's gonna happen to us?
28:14No, take it easy.
28:16You see, the trouble is, the thief thinks there's something on our planet that he wants.
28:19That's why he lets you live, so you could be a hostage until he gets it.
28:23But what? Well, a clue, maybe.
28:25Like some jewelry this princess he's looking for might have dropped.
28:28You know, like leaving a paper trail when she was kidnapped by the evil vizier.
28:32The what? Who?
28:34Sure. The thief's been trailing them for over 200 years.
28:37You see, this evil vizier captured the Caliph's daughter and took her to someplace called Utopia, but nobody knows where
28:42that is, so...
28:43Oh, Will, stop it. You're making it all up.
28:48I mean, no, you're not. I'm sorry.
28:50Hey, Penny, don't do that. I'll get us out of here. Honest, I will.
28:54The thief sort of trusts me now, and I've got a plan, so just listen to me.
28:58Will it save Dr. Smith, too?
28:59Who?
29:00Dr. Smith.
29:01Oh, no.
29:02Well, he and the robot were with me when I opened the door of that thing to look for you.
29:06I don't know where they are now, but I'm sure they would have come after me.
29:09Coward! Dog!
29:14I can explain everything.
29:18I do the stealing around here. No one else, do you understand?
29:21I was just having a look, sir.
29:23Grab him!
29:24No, please. I meant no harm. I just happened to be strolling by.
29:28What's the matter with you?
29:30Oh, never mind. Just go wake up the lions.
29:34I'll prepare their dinner myself.
29:41Oh!
29:41Will!
29:44Will! Penny!
29:46Maureen.
29:46Oh, did you find Dr. Smith?
29:47No, not a trace of him.
29:49Oh, dear.
29:50Judy, any luck?
29:50No, Dad.
29:51But it's so dark, I thought I'd better get a flashlight.
29:54Oh, darling, get me one, too, will you?
29:54All right.
29:55John, look.
29:56Have you seen the children on the scanner?
29:58No, no, no. Up there.
30:00Coming in on this next orbit.
30:01Oh.
30:04Well, right now, finding the children is much more important.
30:07But that asteroid gets closer on every orbit.
30:15Oh, what a horrible way to go.
30:18Oh, save me, somebody. I'm too young to die.
30:22Oh, dear. Oh, it's getting lower.
30:25Oh, dear. Oh, please, help me, somebody.
30:29I'm your friend, sir. And the boy's my friend.
30:32And now he's your friend, isn't he?
30:34Well, he loves me. The boy loves me.
30:36But I don't. I don't like your looks.
30:39There's something about your miserable, mean little eyes.
30:43I've told you the truth, sir.
30:45I simply don't know of any treasures or clues on this planet.
30:48You're lying to me.
30:50No, I'm not.
30:51But if you let me live, I'll help you. Yes, I will.
30:53There's a spaceship down there, and I'll help you steal anything you like.
30:56Here it is, Master. The old album. I found it.
31:00Ah, good.
31:03Now I'm going to give you your last chance to help me.
31:13Have you seen her?
31:16Is she on your planet?
31:19Is she mixed up with those miserable Robinsons?
31:22I'm afraid I don't recognize the face, sir.
31:25If that's the Caliph's daughter, wouldn't she be 200 years old by now?
31:34Fetch my assistant.
31:36And bring that little girl here.
31:38Oh, please, great thief.
31:40Perhaps I have seen the princess somewhere.
31:41Perhaps I'll remember.
31:42But if you kill me, I forget, won't I?
31:45Oh, please, stop this thing. Stop it.
31:47Silence!
31:51Dr. Smith, what are you doing to him?
31:55Never mind him, boy.
31:56I want the girl to study this picture.
31:59I told you, there was no old princess on our planet or any of her treasures either.
32:04But I bet I know it makes the arrow wiggle.
32:08You what?
32:10Because this female has a secret, and I just found it out.
32:14Boy, remember rule 32.
32:16A thief should always beware of women with secrets.
32:19But hers is just about a map, sir. Nothing but an old map.
32:23Well, speak quickly, female.
32:25It's my father's map, sir.
32:26But I know so little about it.
32:28And I wouldn't have told you that if he hadn't threatened me with such cruel torture.
32:33Oh, really, boy?
32:35It's a map of where we're going.
32:36And we just stopped.
32:37Where we are now.
32:39On our way.
32:39That's all.
32:40Well, get to the point! Get to the point!
32:42She knows where her father keeps the map, sir.
32:44It's just a little piece of paper.
32:46But it shows how to get to some planet called the Oasis of Eutipia.
32:53What did you say?
32:54Or, uh, a utopia. Is that it?
32:57So wouldn't even a little clue like that be the reason that the golden arrow is pointing toward our planet?
33:04Yes! Of course!
33:06Well, come on, children!
33:08Let's go steal that map and find out!
33:10What about him? Can he go, too?
33:13Would you take a sneaky old mule on a treasure hunt?
33:16Don't be ridiculous! Come on, let's go!
33:18Oh, please, wait! Help!
33:20Don't leave me here alone!
33:26Don't leave me here alone!
33:29Really, sir?
33:31Isn't it better you be cut in two while we're away?
33:34Would you want children to see a thing like that?
33:39Oh, to be cut down in the prime of life!
33:44What an ignominious way to leave this veil of tears!
33:49Oh, dear!
34:06Help, somebody! Rescue me! Oh, dear! Oh, this is terrible! Oh, what an evil fate! Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Oh,
34:16dear! Oh, dear! Oh, help! Help!
34:18Is somebody here! Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Oh, my! Oh, how terrible!
34:26Oh! Oh, dear! Oh!
34:28Oh, dear! Oh, dear!
34:32Oh! Oh, big! Oh, my God, dear! Oh!
34:32It is all right now.
34:34They've gone.
34:35Oh, thank heavens!
34:37Thank you so much.
34:37How very kind of you!
34:38Would you, would you want to do these robes too, please?
34:42Dear sir, why did you do this?
34:46Why do you look at me like that?
34:48It is true.
34:51Two hundred years.
34:54But I did not forget.
34:56Not when I saw the silks on your shoulders.
34:59What are you saying?
35:00Two hundred years.
35:02He would not look at your face.
35:05Nor even allow me to look at the album for fear of remembrance.
35:09What are you saying?
35:11Oh, exalted one.
35:14Do you not remember your dog of a slave?
35:16The one that he stole when you spirited away the princess?
35:21It is I.
35:23It is?
35:25I see.
35:27Of course it is.
35:29I knew there was something rather familiar about your face.
35:31Would you want to do these ropes, please?
35:34I obey all light of the heavens.
35:37For two hundred years I have served this thief.
35:41This madman on his crazy search.
35:45But no more.
35:47Dear slave, would you help me up, please?
35:49My back is extremely delicate today.
35:52Yes.
35:52Thank you so much.
35:54No!
35:54Oh, dear!
35:57Let me see that thing you've been looking at.
35:59Where is it?
36:03From now on.
36:05It is you I obey.
36:07Oh, great magnificence.
36:10Oh, most evil of all evil viziers.
36:12I am yours.
36:15Everything is yours.
36:18Everything.
36:25Oh, how lovely.
36:35The coast is clear.
36:36Hurry it up.
36:37Hurry it up.
36:38The spaceship's over that way, sir.
36:40Well, tell him, girl, not me.
36:43Do you understand your instructions?
36:45I think so, sir.
36:46It's just like the Trojan horse.
36:48Ah, that's very good.
36:50Very good.
36:51First, you sneak him inside the spaceship.
36:54And then he sneaks me.
36:55And then we steal the map and that's all there is to it.
36:58We're off and away.
36:59But I can stay here, can't I?
37:01Of course, you miserable creature.
37:03Who wants a female on an asteroid?
37:05Well-spoken boy.
37:07Now, here.
37:09You're sure you know how to use these?
37:11Yes, sir.
37:12Good, good.
37:14Well, off you go now.
37:15Farewell, female.
37:20Female.
37:21Just wait.
37:21Pretty quick, we'll trap him and then...
37:23Shh.
37:23Hold it.
37:24Wait here a second.
37:31What's wrong?
37:33I was just thinking about Dr. Smith, sir.
37:36What about him?
37:39Oh, that knife over him isn't even sharp.
37:43A hostage, that's all he is.
37:46Remember Rule 21.
37:48Never trust even your best friend.
37:51Except when you hold a hostage.
37:53Yes, sir.
37:53But your slave wouldn't throw him to the lions by mistake, Woody.
37:57Boy, I'll tell you a secret.
38:00There hasn't been a lion on that asteroid in years.
38:03It's too cold for them.
38:05I just use a recording when I want to frighten unwelcome visitors.
38:09There is something else.
38:15I know how foolish it is to trust you.
38:19But after searching 200 years...
38:23I'm getting tired.
38:26I'm running out of tricks.
38:28And what's the good of living anymore if you can't trust a little boy?
38:35So go on now.
38:37Go on and do your dirty work.
38:40Yes, sir.
38:47Well, Danny, oh, where have you been?
38:50Mom, I know this boy is our enemy, but I promise he will not hurt you.
38:53What?
38:54Where's Dr. Smith?
38:55Never mind.
38:56Act like you're meeting me for the first time.
38:58What's he talking about?
38:58The thief may hear us.
39:00The thief?
39:01What?
39:01Don't you understand?
39:03He may be watching.
39:04Who?
39:05What?
39:06Oh, Daddy, let's go inside the ship quick.
39:08It's a thief, Dad.
39:09I know most of his stuff is just tricks, but...
39:11Penny, maybe you'd better explain.
39:13It's true about the thief, but Will's got a plan.
39:16Don, we need you.
39:17Get behind that rock.
39:21Here, this looks like a man.
39:24Penny, would you mind telling me a little bit more about this?
39:26We can't.
39:27There isn't enough time.
39:28Watch me.
39:35Dogs, infidels, stand back.
39:39Hold on, that weapon.
39:47Guys!
39:51Grab the map, boss.
39:52Grab the map.
39:53I don't know where it is.
39:55Right there in a hand, boy.
39:56Grab the map.
40:00Watch him back, Daddy.
40:01Back.
40:02Don't just stand there, boy.
40:04What are you waiting for?
40:05Grab the map.
40:10Grab him, Dad.
40:13The ring, boy.
40:15Your ring, boy.
40:16Throw your ring to him.
40:17They've got me.
40:18Help me.
40:19Throw your ring.
40:20Hold his arms, his hands.
40:21Don't let him touch his rings.
40:28Traitor!
40:29No, I'm not.
40:30Honest, I'm not.
40:32But I had to do something.
40:33Look, we'll give you the map.
40:35We'll give you anything you need to continue your search.
40:37Only first, you've got to bring Dr. Smith back from the asteroid.
40:40Silence!
40:42Map, you say?
40:44Well, I dare you, boy.
40:45Take out the golden arrow.
40:47It's right here in my robes.
40:51It's right here in my robes.
40:54It's right here in my robes.
40:57Go on, go on.
41:00Hold the golden arrow to that worthless piece of paper.
41:05There, you see?
41:06The arrow doesn't move.
41:08Look at it!
41:10That's all it is.
41:11A worthless piece of paper.
41:13You conniving little beggar.
41:15Wait, it's moving.
41:17It is pointing.
41:19Dr. Smith!
41:24The vizier!
41:25Hold him, hold him.
41:26Do as I say, or my slave, will destroy you all.
41:29Stand still, everyone.
41:33Miss Robertson, you've noticed that I've saved the children,
41:37and now I've returned with a few little gifts for us all.
41:39Liar.
41:40He's a liar, the most evil liar!
41:43Silence!
41:45Slave, you are hereby awarded your freedom,
41:47provided you dispose of this cursed thief and his asteroid forever.
41:53Yes, exalted one.
41:56I will break his back with my own hands.
42:00I will rip off his ears.
42:02Turn him loose, Professor.
42:04This is none of our affair.
42:05No way, Dad.
42:06Don't do it!
42:06You stay out of this, William.
42:07Let them destroy each other.
42:08Turn the victim loose.
42:09Now, just a minute.
42:10Let me help the thief.
42:12Give me the bones of the thief.
42:15Yes, no!
42:16Stop!
42:21Your ring, boy.
42:22Throw your ring!
42:26Perhaps!
42:26Oh, dear!
42:30Now, you curse of the ages!
42:32Oh, no, please.
42:32Please, sir.
42:33I can explain the whole thing.
42:34It's all venomous.
42:35I will slice you into your heart.
42:35Oh, you wouldn't do anything like that.
42:36You're really a kind soul, aren't you?
42:38Oh, dear, Mr. Thief.
42:39Please put down that soul.
42:41Oh, dear.
42:42Oh, dear.
42:43Oh, dear.
42:44Look.
42:44Look at the ear.
42:46It's pointing.
42:47It's pointing to something right here.
42:53Who's out there?
42:54It's coming from this bottle.
43:06My thief!
43:08You've come for me after all these years.
43:14You've changed.
43:16Not really.
43:17It's just that I didn't have anything to do for 200 years
43:20but eat marzipan.
43:22You don't know how lonely I got.
43:25Nobody to talk to.
43:27Just sitting, sitting, sitting.
43:32I've got so much to talk about.
43:35But first, I will...
43:36Later, my Jewel.
43:37When we are alone.
43:39But for now.
43:46What did you do with her?
43:48I simply transported her back to my asteroid.
43:52Come, boy.
43:53Take my hand.
43:54Join me, and together we will loot the universe.
43:57No, thank you, sir.
43:58I guess I'd rather be a sultan right here.
44:00And don't worry about Dr. Smith.
44:02I can take care of him.
44:04Of course you can.
44:05For it is written,
44:08He is nothing.
44:11He is nothing but a smith.
44:17Farewell, infidels.
44:20Farewell, boy.
44:23I shall miss you.
44:26Remember me.
44:39He's gone.
44:44Oh, my gems, my treasure, it's all disappeared.
44:49That cowardly thief, he stole everything from me.
44:54I think we'd better leave.
45:05Whoever you are, if you let me out, I'll fall in love with you.
45:09What?
45:10You will do nothing of the kind.
45:14What's going on out there?
45:17Stop pushing me around.
45:24Who are you?
45:25Would you like a beautiful princess to fall in love with you?
45:28I am a general utility, non-theorizing, environmental robot.
45:32I am not, I am not programmed for emotional entanglements, but I would be glad to talk to you.
45:38Really?
45:39Well, where shall I begin?
45:41First of all, I've just been sitting, sitting, sitting here ever since.
45:47By the way, do you have any extra marzipan?
45:55Hold it.
45:56This looks like a good place.
46:02Nothing.
46:03Here, let me look for a while.
46:05You just take down the description.
46:06I'll do the bird watching.
46:08It's not fair.
46:08I always get the dull job.
46:10Look, I'm the man around here, and men give the orders.
46:13Just because you tried to shave this morning doesn't mean you're a man.
46:16Why, look at you.
46:16All you managed to cut off is a big hunk of skin.
46:19Look, I told you I was just practicing.
46:21I didn't know there was a blade and a razor.
46:22Why didn't you take the time to look, silly?
46:24Every time I let you come along with me, it's the same old story.
46:27Nag, nag, nag.
46:29Well, if you'd let me use the binoculars once in a while, the habit pattern would be different.
46:32The habit pattern would be different.
46:34Oh, listen to her.
46:35Well, why don't you let me use the glasses?
46:37My eyes are just as good as yours are.
46:39Because you exaggerate everything, that's why.
46:41The neck is angular with a gentle pink band running around its base.
46:45The legs are slender, graceful, with a delicate...
46:48Sounds more like you're describing a fashion show than a bird specimen.
46:51You're just jealous because I have a better command of words than you do.
46:54Baloney, my vocabulary of words is just as good as yours.
46:57It is not.
46:57You want to bet?
46:58Yeah.
46:59If you'll permit me to speak, both of you have an excellent command of the English language.
47:03However, if you do not contain yourselves, you will frighten off a specimen which has just arrived.
47:10Where?
47:11I don't see anything.
47:12A few feet to the right of a small tree.
47:15Oh, isn't it beautiful?
47:19All right, well, I'm ready.
47:20We've already cataloged that one.
47:22It's a plump-bellied Dr. Smith sapsucker.
47:24But I don't understand.
47:25Well, here's a golden-tailed Dr. Smith-Weindotty and a Dr. Smith-Bullfinch.
47:30An explanation is simple.
47:32Dr. Smith names all the specimens which he discovers after himself.
47:36That's why I don't ask him to come with me anymore.
47:38Otherwise, every bird on this planet would have Dr. Smith as part of his name.
47:45That spaceship, they're throwing something out of there.
47:47Come on, Will.
47:48We'd better get back to the Jupiter, too.
47:50It's luggage, trunks, and suitcases.
47:52Warning!
47:53Warning!
47:54Warning!
47:55Approaching danger!
48:01Will, look out!
48:03Warning!
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