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Tv, Lost in Space (1965) —S2E05 - Space Circus
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00:02Last week, as you recall, we left Will, Penny, Dr. Smith, and the robot on a scientific expedition.
00:08None were aware that within moments, they were to encounter the most incredible assortment of alien creatures ever assembled on
00:17one planet.
00:18What's your reading?
00:20Quartz conglomerate. Cobalt magnesium, 005%.
00:25That's not very good. Don says it has to be 1% at least, or it won't work.
00:30He would have done much better to listen to me. There is absolutely no cobalt magnesium in these rocks.
00:35Dr. Smith, we have to find some. Unless we can get the purifier to work on the plants, our food
00:39supply won't last a week.
00:41Oh, Zachary Smith has never been the one to slacken where the welfare of the group is at stake.
00:48Dr. Smith, is something wrong?
00:51I'm afraid it's the old trouble, my dear. My eyes. It's what comes of not listening to one's doctor, I
00:56suppose.
00:57For years, he warned me to avoid overworking.
01:00Try to suppress your desire for continuous endeavor, he always told me, especially at midday.
01:07Well, let's push on, shall we?
01:10Oh, dear.
01:11There's no point to that, Dr. Smith. You rest here. We can cover the rest of the area.
01:15No, no, I wouldn't think of it.
01:17We'll sing out if we find anything.
01:19An alert mind might be of great value at the proper moment.
01:23I'll just rest for a bit here.
01:25Would you help me, my dears? My back is extremely delicate today.
01:29Yes, careful, careful, careful. Yes, yes.
01:31Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
01:33Yes, thank you so much.
01:35I shall be here, available in the event of any emergency, however slight. Don't hesitate to call me.
01:41Yes, sir. Come on, we'll try that vein over there.
01:44And don't worry about me. I shall be perfectly all right.
01:52No, I shall be perfectly all right.
01:53Go along with the children. They are your intellectual equal.
01:56Ah, bloody. Nice.
02:13Oh, go away, you silly goose.
02:17I told you to go away with your electronic mumbo-jumbo.
02:28Somebody help me!
02:30What's the matter, Dr. Smith?
02:32Don't let him get there! Blast me!
02:34Shoot him down!
02:35Oh, dear. I thought I saw a monster. A horrible, ugly creature.
02:43Thank goodness I have the presence of mind to call out and scare him away.
02:47Warning! Warning! Warning! Alien approaching!
02:50What? Where? Where? Where?
02:52Ah! Ah! Oh, dear!
02:56Don't you stand there! Do something!
03:13Oh, dear.
03:17Oh, dear.
03:20Oh, dear.
03:23Oh, dear.
03:28Oh, dear.
03:34Oh, dear.
03:36Oh, dear.
03:36Oh, dear.
03:37Oh, dear.
03:38Oh, dear.
03:38Oh, dear.
03:39Oh, dear.
03:40Oh, dear.
03:41Oh, dear.
03:42Oh, dear.
03:43Oh, dear.
03:43Oh, dear.
03:43Oh, dear.
04:10Warning, warning, visibility zero.
04:13All aircraft are hereby grounded.
04:16Silence, you chattering magpie.
04:18That was just a harmless smoke deterrent.
04:21Useful in holding off small dogs and renegade robots.
04:24Permit me to introduce myself.
04:26I am Dr. Andreas Marvello, professor extraordinaire, galactic entrepreneur, and bringer of joy to the crowned heads of the universe.
04:36How do you do?
04:37I'm sorry, sir, to have given you such fright.
04:39You didn't frighten him, sir.
04:41He saw a monster.
04:42Correction.
04:43He said he thought he saw a monster.
04:45Oh, indeed, he did see a monster.
04:48Ah!
04:49That was the cosmic monster, one of the wonders of the universe, the fiercest specimen from supernova 12.
04:56Good heavens.
04:56But you need have no more fear of the monster.
04:59He has been recaptured.
05:01He is back in his cage.
05:02Where do you keep him, sir?
05:04I'd be delighted to tell you, Mr. uh...
05:06Robinson.
05:07Will Robinson.
05:08And this is my sister, Penny.
05:38How do you do, my dear?
05:39It's almost up.
05:40You may return and inform the others we shall be along presently, go.
05:43Very well.
05:53Well, here we are.
05:58Marvello's extravaganza.
06:00The greatest show in space.
06:03I take it, Dr. Marvello, that you do a great deal of moving about in the galaxy.
06:08You are correct, sir.
06:09And in your wanderings, have you, by any chance, ever visited a rather small planet called Earth?
06:17No, I'm afraid not.
06:18We've always made it a point to avoid the lesser places.
06:26Bichot, the strongest man in any universe.
06:30Holder of the Taurus Award for Turing,
06:32who in our show defies death by wrestling with the unconquerable cosmic monster.
06:39And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the cosmic monster.
06:45Over here we have Nubu,
06:49juggler of cosmic forces which would destroy any other creature.
06:53Don't get too close.
06:55I do believe, Dr. Marvello,
06:56that you're missing a perfectly wonderful opportunity.
06:59Oh?
07:00Yes, by overlooking Earth as a possible booking for your troop.
07:04After all, the most enriching things very often come in the smallest packages, do they not?
07:11Possibly.
07:13Nubu, turn down your generator.
07:16We don't wish to incinerate this fine planet.
07:21Could he really incinerate the planet with his machine?
07:24Of course.
07:25That's what makes his act so spectacular.
07:27That element of danger.
07:29The possibility of complete destruction.
07:31Marvello, I want to talk to you.
07:33We have company, my dear.
07:37I seem to have misplaced my jewels, Dr. Marvello.
07:40Oh, I'm sure they'll turn up someplace.
07:42I was just about to tell our guests about you, my dear.
07:45This is Fenestra, clairvoyant supreme,
07:48mistress of the lost arts of psychokinetology
07:51and extrasensory materialization.
07:54If she can do all that, how come she can't find her jewels?
07:58Good thinking, my little man.
08:00You are as bright as a penny.
08:02We shall have to make a deeper study of that one day.
08:05Now, what was it you wanted, my dear?
08:07I want to talk to you.
08:09Alone.
08:11Directly, my dear.
08:16A delightful creature.
08:19Yes.
08:22It's fortunate that you children happened along when you did.
08:24I was just about to advertise for someone
08:27to participate in a grand adventure.
08:30And up you popped, just like that.
08:32I call it providential.
08:33What would you like us to do, sir?
08:35We would help you in any way that we could.
08:37Just pass along these handbills in the nearest town.
08:40Let the people know that Marvello is here
08:42for their edification, enlightenment, and entertainment.
08:45Um, there isn't any town, Dr. Marvello.
08:48Village?
08:49No, sir.
08:51Hamlet.
08:52There are only the seven of us on the Jupiter II.
08:56Seven.
08:57Yes, sir.
09:00Well, no true showman is ever intimidated
09:02by the smallness of his audience.
09:04After all, it's communication that counts.
09:06Then you'll put on a show for us right here?
09:08Of course.
09:09This very night you will be amazed, amused,
09:11and I hope confounded by things you've never seen before
09:14and will never see again.
09:16Following which we will honor you
09:18by sharing your generous hospitality
09:19and, uh, taking dinner with you.
09:23Uh, maybe we better ask our parents about that.
09:25Of course.
09:26I understand perfectly.
09:28Are you coming, Dr. Smith?
09:29Uh, presently, my dear boy.
09:30I have some matters to discuss with Dr. Marvello.
09:33Come on.
09:36Wonderful children.
09:37Yes, they are.
09:39It occurs to me, Dr. Marvello,
09:41that we might be able to do a little business together,
09:44you and I,
09:44for our mutual benefit.
09:46Oh?
09:46It so happens that either by accident
09:49or providence, as you call it,
09:51you have come upon a theatrical act
09:53that will make you a very rich man.
09:55An act?
09:56One of the finest entertainers to be found anywhere.
09:59Me.
10:01What do you do?
10:02I am what is called a song and dance man.
10:05Had I not decided to follow a scientific vocation,
10:08I could easily have pursued
10:09a highly successful career upon the stage.
10:12You have experience.
10:14Oh, yes, indeed.
10:15The best kind of experience.
10:17I have the lead in my college musical.
10:21College?
10:22Yes.
10:23College is the highest form of entertainment on Earth.
10:26And if you'll pardon my presumption, sir,
10:28may I suggest that you allow me to audition?
10:30And then, if you like my act,
10:31which I'm sure you will,
10:33perhaps you would consider
10:34heading for Andromeda by way of Earth?
10:37Let me assure you, sir,
10:39your show will be immensely successful there,
10:41with Zachary Smith as the star.
10:44The star?
10:46You can scarcely expect me to accept minor billing
10:49on my own planet.
10:50Of course not.
10:52Marvello is noted for his fairness,
10:53his magnanimity,
10:55and talent always finds its own level.
10:57Then you will grant me an audition?
10:59Of course, whenever you're ready.
11:01Splendid.
11:02I shall polish up my act immediately.
11:04I shall be damned.
11:10Marvello,
11:11I want to know what happened to my jewels.
11:13Unfortunately, my dear,
11:15I had to sell your jewels
11:17to pay for our meager supplies.
11:19However,
11:21I have the feeling
11:22that we're all going to do
11:23a marvelous performance tonight.
11:26One of those rare moments of magic
11:28that warms the soul.
11:30Following which,
11:31if I'm not mistaken,
11:33we'll all dine sumptuously.
11:39And there's this alien
11:40that juggles cosmic balls.
11:42He's terrific.
11:43And there's this monster.
11:44He's real creepy.
11:45And they have a strongman
11:46that wrestles him in everything.
11:47Oh, I don't imagine
11:48they'll be putting on a show here.
11:50After all,
11:50there isn't enough of an audience
11:51to make it worthwhile for them.
11:53But that's the neat part of it.
11:54He's willing to put on a show for us.
11:56For us?
11:56How will we ever pay him?
11:58Well, he doesn't want money from us.
12:00All he wants is dinner.
12:01Oh, is that all he wants?
12:03Just dinner?
12:04The answer's no.
12:06Oh, but there are only four of them.
12:09Look, don't any of you realize
12:10what's going on here?
12:11Now, if we don't get this purifier fixed
12:13by the end of the week,
12:14those plants will be dead
12:15and we'll be out of food.
12:16But the machine's almost fixed.
12:18I didn't say that.
12:19I said I knew a way to make it work
12:20without cobalt and magnesium.
12:22Judy, give me that plant.
12:27Now we'll see just how close we are.
12:29John?
12:42Not as close as I thought.
12:44I'd be willing to give up
12:45my food rations for tomorrow.
12:47Me too.
12:48Now, that's out of the question.
12:49John, could you help me
12:51with this for a minute?
12:59Now, Maureen,
12:59there's no discussing any of this.
13:01We simply can't afford
13:02to waste our resources.
13:04You're very tired, aren't you, dear?
13:06I'm not tired.
13:07I'm frustrated.
13:08Do you think you can save the plants?
13:11I don't know.
13:12Oh, John, darling,
13:13this has been very hard on all of us.
13:15The heat and the boredom
13:17and now this.
13:19The children feel the strain
13:20just as much as we do.
13:22I know that.
13:24Well, I think there are times
13:25when we can gain
13:26so much more
13:27by not being practical.
13:32Oh, it would mean
13:32so much to all of us.
13:41All right.
13:42Go and invite the entertainers.
13:44Yes, sir!
13:45Can I go, too?
13:46Yes, of course, dear.
13:47I don't see why not.
13:47I'll stay and help.
13:48No, go ahead.
13:49I can manage without you.
13:50You run along with Will and Penny.
13:52We are going to have
13:53a wonderful party.
13:57Good day, madam.
13:57Come along.
14:00What's in the bag, Smith?
14:01Some extra food rations
14:03you're smuggling out
14:03to stash away somewhere?
14:05Your barbarous remarks
14:06fall on deaf ears, Major.
14:07This happens to be an experiment.
14:09I'll bet.
14:10Well, you can put it aside for now
14:11and help us with the purifier.
14:12We have to install
14:13a reduction coil.
14:14I'm afraid that will have to wait.
14:15I have far more important work to do.
14:17Come along with me, sir.
14:19Smith?
14:20Well, let him go.
14:21Let him go.
14:21We can install it
14:22lots faster without him.
14:24Now, if we can reduce the intensity,
14:26we might be making a little progress.
14:28We've got to kill the blight
14:29without destroying the plants.
14:31Let's do it.
14:34Come along.
14:34Come along.
14:35Don't loiter.
14:37What is the nature
14:38of your experiment?
14:40Electrical or mechanical?
14:42Neither.
14:42It is an emotional one.
14:44That does not compute.
14:45Of course it doesn't compute, you, Nene.
14:47You wouldn't understand it
14:48and I certainly don't intend
14:49to waste my time
14:49explaining it to you.
14:51La-lam.
14:52Bum-ba-bum-bum.
14:54How complete
14:55are your memory banks?
14:56Very complete.
14:57Good.
14:58I need the words to a song.
14:59La-lam.
15:00Bum-ba-bum-bum.
15:02Yes, that will be perfect.
15:04Tiptoe through the tulips,
15:05the words, please.
15:06Tiptoe through the tulips?
15:07That does not compute.
15:09The song was popular
15:10some time ago.
15:11Search your recall memory banks.
15:13You are bound to have recorded it
15:14at one time or another.
15:16Yes.
15:17Yes, what?
15:18Do you know the words
15:19or don't you?
15:20I know the words.
15:21I do not understand them
15:22but I know them.
15:24Shall I repeat them to you?
15:26Just a moment.
15:26Let me think.
15:27It might perhaps be better
15:29if I were to use all of my energy
15:30for the art of terpsichory
15:32and you were to...
15:33Yes, I think so.
15:35I want you to provide me
15:37with a musical accompaniment.
15:39Accompaniment?
15:40I want you to sing,
15:41you bumbling booby.
15:43And sing con expresso.
15:44Put some expression into it.
15:47Is this important?
15:49Yours not to question why.
15:51Yours to do as I say or die.
15:54This is going to earn my way back to earth.
15:55That's what it's going to do.
15:56Now for the costume.
15:58Here we are.
15:59There.
16:02How do I look?
16:03Now commence on the count of three.
16:05Are you ready?
16:07One and two and three and...
16:10Tiptoe to the window,
16:12by the window.
16:14Stop that unbearable caterwauling.
16:17I rather liked it.
16:18Then sing to yourself,
16:20you cackling cacophony.
16:21The din is deafening.
16:23I suppose I should have to sing
16:25the song myself.
16:26But of course,
16:27I have always had a very fine voice.
16:28I even considered an operatic career
16:30at one time.
16:31I have heard you sing.
16:33You'd never have made it.
16:34How dare you?
16:36Do you need me further?
16:38No, not at the moment.
16:39But at my audition,
16:40I shall require you to be on hand
16:41to provide applause
16:42at the appropriate moments.
16:43If you can manage that,
16:45now you may go.
16:46Tiptoe through the door.
16:48Flat as a pancake.
16:49Silence!
16:52Despite all obstacles,
16:54the show must go on.
16:55Zachary Smith must assume
16:57his rightful destiny
16:59as a star.
17:01Now then.
17:05Marvellous.
17:05Dancing better than ever.
17:10What a career I've missed.
17:11Absolutely marvellous.
17:41I've told you to be careful
18:00And now, ladies and gentlemen, I must caution you to remain in your seats in perfect quiet,
18:06remembering at all times that the margin between safety and danger is very narrow indeed.
18:13This is the cosmic monster, the most deadly beast in all the galaxies, responsible for sending thousands to their eternal
18:22reward.
18:23And this is the incomparable Visho, who defies death nightly in his close quarters combat with the very incarnation of
18:32evil.
18:34Are you ready, Visho?
18:43Oh, my God.
18:49Oh, my God.
18:52Oh, my God.
18:58Oh, my God.
19:01Oh, my God.
19:03Oh, my God.
19:19Oh, my God.
19:23Oh.
19:32In the vastness of this mysterious universe
19:35are forces beyond the reasoning of any mortal.
19:38Volatile gases, radiations, electrical emanations,
19:43powers which have been mastered but by one person.
19:48Nubu the Magnificent!
20:02Nubu the Magnificent!
20:03Keep your eyes on the cosmic spheres.
20:07Just do the goblet and the golden idol tonight, my dear.
20:10I'm starving to death and want my supper.
20:26And now, the star of our show, mistress of the occult,
20:31the only woman capable of reading the innermost secrets of the soul
20:34and materializing thoughts, the one and only Penestra, queen of mystery!
20:41Hey!
20:42Wow!
20:50The spirits of the universe are here tonight.
20:53I feel their presence.
20:55I see the supporting tendrils of their essence.
20:59We will accomplish the impossible here tonight.
21:02I feel it.
21:03I see it.
21:06But I must have the cooperation of a member of the audience.
21:09May I have a volunteer, please?
21:11Can I, Dad?
21:13Sure, go ahead.
21:18Are you sure you wish to place the control of your mind in the infinite?
21:22Yes, ma'am. I sure do.
21:24Extend your right palm, please, and place it beneath the lamp.
21:28Now, I must ask you to close your eyes.
21:30Make of your mind a blank.
21:33Suspending all your own thoughts and allowing the forces of the universe to come in.
21:41The shape will appear in your mind.
21:44It will have form, substance, color.
21:48Now, what do you see?
21:51A cup.
21:52It's all glittery, shiny.
21:54A goblet.
21:55A golden goblet.
21:57Yeah.
21:58Yeah, that's it.
21:59A golden goblet.
22:04Something's wrong.
22:06Continue to concentrate.
22:07Fix your mind on the golden goblet.
22:09Think of nothing else.
22:17She managed that all right?
22:19No.
22:20Not her.
22:21She didn't even touch the wire.
22:22It was the boy.
22:24He made it materialize.
22:27And now, close your eyes again.
22:30Make of your mind a blank.
22:31A flowing river of your thoughts.
22:34Allow the spirits to take shape.
22:37To gather form.
22:39Now, what do you see?
22:40It's little.
22:41And it's wiggly.
22:42And it's got bumps.
22:44But I never saw one that color before.
22:46Well, what do you see in your mind?
22:47A frog.
22:49But it's purple.
22:51Concentrate on it.
22:53Allow it to become a shape.
22:56Wow!
22:57Ah, look!
23:04Did you see that?
23:05I saw it.
23:07How did he do it?
23:08There's no trick.
23:10The boy has the gift.
23:12He has the power.
23:18Can I keep him, Mom?
23:19Well, I don't know.
23:20You better ask Mr. Marvello.
23:21It's his frog.
23:22After all, Will made the frog.
23:23It's his.
23:24Gee, thanks!
23:25Well, I'm afraid that after such a wonderful performance,
23:28our dinner's going to be a bit of an anti-climax.
23:30Not at all, dear lady.
23:32Oh!
23:33Oh!
23:33Well, shall we go?
23:34Well, I'll join you presently, Professor Robinson.
23:37There are always chores to be done after every show.
23:39Oh, can we help you in any way?
23:40No, thank you.
23:41All right.
23:42We'll see you soon.
23:42Bye-bye.
23:44Here we go.
23:52We still live in the age of miracles, my friend.
23:55Why, with that boy and our troop, we could set the entire Andromeda circuit on its collective ear.
24:01I may call upon your services again.
24:05Yes.
24:06He will be our passport to glory.
24:09We'll not leave this planet without that boy.
24:19Where'd you capture him?
24:21On a small planet in Supernova 12.
24:23A wondrous place where creatures of his kind abound.
24:27A glittery world with four moons and a special kind of silvery light.
24:32And the air there is rare and cold.
24:36And it makes you feel marvelously alive just to drink it in.
24:40Golly, I'd sure like to see that.
24:42Oh, there are other places even more beautiful than that.
24:45An asteroid with rivers of light.
24:48Where live the multicolored fish?
24:50And near the dog star, there's a world with a diamond mountain and a golden plain.
24:58Oh, there are glories out there that you never dreamed of, my boy.
25:02I'll bet there are.
25:03It's, uh, possible that you could see those places.
25:07Me?
25:08How?
25:09Your act, my boy.
25:10Oh, that?
25:11I figured it out last night.
25:12Finestra was projecting images into my mind.
25:15Only the goblet.
25:16And the goblet was supposed to be lowered into your hand by a wire.
25:19But the trick didn't work.
25:20What you did was real.
25:22No, it wasn't.
25:23I tried it last night by myself and it didn't work.
25:25Because you need Finestra as a conductress.
25:29Would you mind lending yourself to a further experiment?
25:33No, sir.
25:33I wouldn't mind.
25:34Finestra, my dear.
25:38Will wants to try the materialization again.
25:43Come along, my boy.
25:45Now then, what shall we project?
25:48Shall it be a precious stone?
25:49Some sort of a jewel?
25:51A diamond?
25:53If you don't mind, sir, I'd like to try something edible.
25:55An apple, for instance?
25:57Well, I suppose that's all right for an experiment.
26:00Proceed.
26:01Now close your eyes, Will Robinson, and extend your hand.
26:06Concentrate on the image in your mind.
26:09Red.
26:10Spherical.
26:11Can you see it?
26:13Yeah, I think so.
26:14Allow the image to take shape and substance.
26:18Allow it to become a form.
26:25A ball.
26:26A wooden ball.
26:28It appears that your gift is erratic.
26:30Beyond complete control, but that makes little difference.
26:33Over the months to come, we can refine that.
26:36And it will suffice in its present form, for now.
26:39Over the months?
26:40You are about to receive a rare opportunity, my boy.
26:43One which most artists would give their very souls to achieve.
26:47In short, we'd like you to join our traveling troupe.
26:50Become a star in your own right.
26:53I appreciate the invitation, Dr. Marvello.
26:56But I can't.
26:57Why not?
26:59I'd like to go, sir, but my family needs me.
27:01Good morning, good morning.
27:04Come along, you lager. Don't loiter.
27:07As they used to say back on Earth whenever I approached,
27:10never fear, Smith is here. Good morning, madam.
27:12What's that, Dr. Smith?
27:13A bit of haberdashery from before your time.
27:16William, I do believe your father wishes to see you
27:19something about a reduction coil.
27:21Yeah, I did promise to help put it in.
27:23Then it's best that you keep your word.
27:25A man's word is his most precious possession.
27:28Yes, sir.
27:29Thanks for inviting me, Dr. Marvello.
27:31Keep it in mind.
27:33I think you are ready for your audition.
27:36Precisely right, good sir.
27:38However, I must ask you to take into consideration the fact
27:41that I require an orchestra for the full effect and a spotlight.
27:45Your imagination will, of necessity, have to supply that.
27:49Hurrah! Hurrah!
27:51Not yet, you ninny.
27:54I will take those things into consideration.
27:57Would you care to use the stage?
27:59That would perhaps be more appropriate.
28:03Now, sir!
28:04Imagine, if you will.
28:05I have just been fittingly introduced.
28:07The house lights dim.
28:09A spotlight flicks on,
28:10catching a bare corner of the stage.
28:12And I let it rest there,
28:14creating a moment of suspense
28:17before I appear.
28:23Now, then!
28:25Tiptoe to the window
28:27By the window
28:29That is where I'll be
28:31Come tiptoe
28:32To the window
28:33With me
28:35Two, three, four
28:36One, two, three, four
28:43What are you laughing at, you cattling cloud?
28:46Stop that laughing!
28:48Is instant, do you hear?
28:52I'll attend to you later.
28:56Jealousy, you quite understand.
28:58Now, if you'll give me a moment or two to compose myself, I shall continue.
29:01No need to go to that trouble, Dr. Smith.
29:04Indeed, I think you have a very unusual act.
29:08You do?
29:10Unfortunately, however, I'm afraid that few of the audiences before which we play
29:14would have, um, sufficient to, uh, uh, um, sophistication to fully appreciate it.
29:20Perhaps different music, a better costume?
29:23I was about to say that, uh, we have no room in our troupe for a song and dance act.
29:29But, uh, but, if there was a manager who had an act that we liked, uh, say the, uh, boy,
29:38for instance, Will,
29:41then we would be delighted for that manager to come on a trip with us.
29:46And you might be willing to detour your flight by way of Earth?
29:50I see no reason why not.
29:52And the manager could, of course, remain there, could he not?
29:55Of course, but the boy would have to remain with the troupe.
29:59That's only reasonable, my dear sir.
30:02This is purely hypothetical, of course.
30:04I have no idea whether the boy, uh, would accept the idea of a personal manager.
30:09Let me assure you, my dear sir, I anticipate no trouble in that area, none at all.
30:14Will doesn't make a single move without consulting his old friend and mentor, myself.
30:20We understand each other, then.
30:22I think that we do.
30:23I shall make all the arrangements.
30:26I must know as soon as possible.
30:28Of course, you must.
30:29There might perhaps be a bit of trouble from the parents.
30:34Don't worry about that.
30:37I'll take care of them.
30:38How nice.
30:45I should leave you here to rest, you traitorous tintabulation.
30:52Of course, everyone knows I have a soft heart, so I shall give you a second chance.
30:56Besides, it appears that I shall be needing you.
31:01There.
31:01That's better.
31:03Now come along with me, you ludicrous lump.
31:06There's much to be done.
31:07Come along.
31:12Try the variable filter setting.
31:14Take it down to uh, 0.3.
31:170.3.
31:210.3 it is here goes nothing
31:38i don't think we've been compensating for the daylight factor enough
31:42what do you say we turn in we're so darn close it's just a matter of proper settings
31:47well this thing isn't going anywhere and we'll be fresh in the morning come on okay
31:53we have to increase the intensity and cut down the duration
31:56yeah just a question of jet lagging around
31:57now he's trial and error
32:15what are you doing
32:17keep your voice down you tarnished trumpet or better still make no noise at all just
32:22listen i will call out the dial readings and you will record them for what purpose
32:27i merely wish to make it appear that there will be insufficient food so that the boy will
32:32be more inclined towards self-sacrifice and the acceptance of marvello's offer
32:37i cannot accept that course of action you can and you will just do as you're told and remember
32:44these figures top bank from left to right 0.35.933.3 bottom bank from left to right 27.1
32:521910 1.6 and 0
32:55010 do you have that yes i must warn you to change nothing they are close to the final solution
33:02of course
33:03they are and i wouldn't dream of jeopardizing their calculations not for anything in the world
33:07but to delay them
33:09a little is to give that dear boy a chance for the career he so richly deserves
33:13and once i've departed this miserable veil
33:16you can restore this machine to its proper settings
33:18and no harm done
33:20now let's see
33:26there that should do it what you have done is wrong spare me the moralizations you sanctimonious
33:33scatterbrain and remember you're to keep quiet about this not even a whisper
33:40and now i have work to do of a much happier sort since i shall be getting 10% of
33:47will salary
33:48no i think 20 would be more equitable since i shall negotiate a rather large sum for his efforts
33:54oh perhaps 30
33:57no 40
33:59since the boy would have no chance at all except for me
34:01i have always been the quintessence of fairness
34:0550 50
34:19now what could have gone wrong beats me i want you to take an inventory of all the food capsules
34:24supplements everything and then we'll draw up some caloric charts
34:26it's that bad then
34:28we're going to have a drastic food reduction though we know what's wrong with that machine
34:31for the benefit of the general welfare and despite my dreadful pangs of hunger
34:35i shall forgo breakfast
34:37there won't be any breakfast we're going on emergency rations immediately
34:43without the plants there's a four-day supply of food
34:45i checked unfortunately that is so would you care to take a little stroll my dear boy
34:50sometimes a walk in the fresh air is conducive to creative thinking
34:54i guess so
34:55it's an impossible situation my boy and the statistics are against us
34:59even at minimum rations our food supply will be exhausted in four days
35:03and it should take at least two weeks to repair the machine
35:06more likely three
35:09maybe i could eat less
35:10that's a noble idea my boy but they would never permit it
35:13i thought to sacrifice myself
35:15i've demeaned myself to the point of auditioning
35:18from our fellow's troop in the hope that they would take me along
35:20and thus there would be one mouth less here to feed
35:24but alas they turned me down
35:26he wants me to go with him
35:28you
35:29i can make things materialize
35:31perish the thought is out of the question
35:33i forbid it
35:34but you were willing to go
35:35i don't matter
35:37oh will
35:38i couldn't bear to see you spinning out there all alone in space
35:42without the company of a loved one to guide your footsteps
35:45but there's no other way is there
35:47you're a fine and noble lad
35:49and immensely practical
35:52i cannot shrink from my responsibility
35:55i shall make the supreme sacrifice and accompany you
35:58you will
35:59yes
35:59and that will provide an extra margin of food
36:02that will ensure the survival of your family
36:05i suggest we inform our fellow of our decision
36:07yes sir
36:09you're a stout lad
36:11come along my boy
36:14i must say that i am delighted with your joining our troop
36:17we can look forward to a success such as the universe has never seen before
36:21yes sir
36:22i suggest you run along and find fenestra
36:24and she can begin to instruct you in some of the finer points of showmanship
36:28yes sir
36:31it occurs to me my dear marvello
36:33that there are still some minor points to be considered
36:35for instance i think it might not be amiss to put a banner
36:38across the front of your stage reading in quite large type
36:41dr zachary smith presents
36:43and in quite small type
36:44will robinson
36:45we can discuss these things on our journey dr smith
36:48and speaking of our journey
36:50we will be departing at precisely noon tomorrow
36:52when the time window is open for takeoff
36:55not one second earlier or later will do
36:57i suggest you have the boy here
36:59ten minutes before departure
37:01you may rely upon me sir
37:02and now if you'll excuse me i really must leave
37:04there is after all
37:05a great deal of packing to be done
37:08surreptitiously of course
37:09we wouldn't want to alarm the others
37:11if you understand me
37:12oh i understand you
37:13the future does indeed seem bright with promise
37:17veritably glowing with it
37:18and i can guarantee you my dear marvello
37:33are you hurt
37:34no
37:35no i'm quite all right
37:36it's a good thing
37:37i have an iron constitution
37:39that would have killed a lesser man
37:48can't i say goodbye to them dr smith
37:50i do understand my boy
37:52but they would never allow you to make the sacrifice
37:54and even if they assented to your going
37:56it would cause them grievous and unbearable pain
38:00yeah
38:01i guess so
38:02it must be at least 11 30
38:04we can no longer delay
38:06i suggest that you go first
38:36and i'll follow
38:43are you feeling all right will
38:45yeah
38:46sure
38:48i just wanted to tell you that
38:50well i like having you for a sister
38:53that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me
38:56penny
38:58penny
38:58i thought you might like to have this
39:01you're giving me your frog
39:03yeah
39:04well i'm getting kind of tired of it
39:06don't overfeed him
39:12what's got into him
39:14didn't it
39:22you want something son
39:25no sir
39:34oh
39:36now what was that for
39:37nothing
39:38nothing
39:39are you up to something
39:41marvello's leaving this morning
39:42i'd like to go say goodbye to him
39:44well all right
39:45i'll come right back
40:16john by any chance
40:16i haven't touched it
40:23did you alter the settings on the dial
40:25i did not
40:25do you know what happened
40:27yes but i cannot tell you
40:31despite my weakened condition
40:32i shall go out and hunt some edible berries for us all
40:35someone change the settings on the dial
40:37someone changed the settings on the dial doctor
40:37good heavens who could have done such a thing
40:39all the idiotic bonehead things
40:42what do you think i said
40:42tell me what do you think you're going to do smith
40:42tell me something about
40:44why would you mess up our food supply
40:45when you know you'll go hungry right along with the rest of us
40:48how dare you accuse me major
40:49i've been your scapegoat long enough
40:51the moment anything on t'board occurs
40:53i become your emotional football
40:55well let me tell you
40:56the truth smith because the robot saw everything
40:58he's just trying to incriminate me
41:00that's what he's trying to do
41:01you judas
41:02i ordered you to keep silent
41:04he did
41:04he didn't say anything
41:06but you are
41:09well doctor
41:11just where do you think you're going
41:12will had to have his chance
41:14it was absolutely vital
41:15and he'd never have gone
41:16unless he had a compelling reason
41:17will
41:19do you mean he's gone off with them
41:20i was to go along with him
41:22and watch over him
41:22when do they leave
41:23at noon
41:25don get the lasers
41:26we'll try to stop them
41:27you're not in jeopardy
41:28i assure you
41:29how could you think
41:30i would place my dear friends in jeopardy
41:31the robot has the proper settings for the machine
41:34if anything happens to my son
41:36i'm going to skin you alive
41:39let's go
41:39come on
41:41i was only trying to help the dear boy
41:42only trying to help
41:45you traitor
41:51we only have five minutes
41:53we must hurry
41:57i know it's
41:58it's difficult to leave the things that are familiar but after you've been with us for a time the sadness
42:03will fade
42:03and the past will be replaced by the plaudits of the crowds and the love of millions
42:08do you have a radio communicator on board
42:11why yes
42:12after we leave
42:14would you mind if i called and talked to my parents one last time
42:17not at all my boy
42:18dr murvello
42:22will
42:24we've come for will
42:25stand back i warn you
42:26you're on board
42:27stack the engines
42:27everybody wait here
42:30son
42:30smith tricked you
42:32the purification machine will work
42:33there'll be plenty of food
42:34let me go
42:35let me go
42:36no
42:36you're going with me
42:38he belongs to me now
42:40i'll give you one last chance to avoid destruction
42:42let him go marvello
42:44we don't intend to let you take him
42:54save your laser beams
42:56the monster is impervious to them
43:01will get over here
43:02out of his way
43:03no dad stay back
43:04i know what i'm doing
43:06i know you can control him dr marvello
43:17finestra help me please
43:43stop it stop him
43:45i'll do anything you ask
43:47i'll go with you please please stop him
43:50no no no
44:00get back there you're not going with him
44:01i gave him my word
44:02no i couldn't take you with me even if i wished
44:06i saw in you the makings of a star
44:09the only great performer is the one who puts his heart into his work
44:14you could never do that
44:16because your heart's here with your family
44:19do me one small favor my friend
44:21take this as a remembrance
44:22and if you should ever get back to earth
44:25tell all your friends that you have witnessed one of the marvels of the universe
44:29the miracle extravaganza of dr marvello
44:33won't hurt any to pave the way just in case i find myself in the vicinity
44:37adieu
45:01what's that he gave you i don't know
45:03do you know what it is dad
45:04it appears to be some kind of
45:09celestial annie oakley
45:11annie oakley
45:12oh that's an old-fashioned expression for a lifetime past the marvello show
45:15and they'll be back i know it
45:17i wouldn't be a bit surprised
45:19as i always say
45:21all's well that ends well
45:22oh no you don't smith
45:23you're not getting off that easy
45:25john can you think of a suitable punishment for our good doctor
45:29i have the perfect one in mind
45:34very well get on with it
45:37one and two and three and
45:41tiptoe to the window
45:44by the window
45:46there's where i'll be
45:49come tiptoe
45:51for the tower
45:55well
46:04it's still all clear outside dr smith
46:06good
46:07there
46:08steady steady
46:09keep up a steady flow of current
46:11if my efforts are not satisfactory
46:13then i suggest you do the job yourself
46:15mind your manners and you keep your friends
46:18you mental midgets
46:19dad said you were never to use the robot as a power supply dr smith
46:22i'm sure he wouldn't mind if he knew this alcohol was for medicinal purposes
46:25well if it's all right why don't you tell dad and the others what you're doing
46:29yes
46:29why do you sneak out in the dead of night to work at your liquor still
46:34liquor still indeed how dare you
46:36and as for keeping this project a secret
46:38i just thought it would be so nice to surprise everyone
46:41dr smith
46:43the little old winemaker
46:45spare me your asinine asides
46:47you pathetic pomposity
46:49can't you generate any more power
46:51you will have to reverse cycles
46:53now good heavens i have to do everything myself
46:57there
46:58now
46:59and there
47:01oh good heavens stop that voice
47:03stop me for you here
47:04oh dear it's all your fault
47:07wasting good wine you inept idiot
47:09indeed
47:13how is it dr smith
47:14hmm
47:16considering the fact that this beverage was prepared from cooker berries instead of from grapes
47:19it's not altogether bad
47:20when it reaches maturity we should have an excellent
47:23warning alien presence
47:24warning alien presence
47:26warning alien presence indeed
47:28it appears to me that you have alien presence on the mind lately
47:34however
47:34however
47:35william
47:36would you be good enough to go outside and have a look
47:38dr smith we know something's out there the robot's never wrong
47:41sometimes he is
47:43i know myself you see but this is a critical time in
47:46winemaking you do understand
47:51do something you cowardly clump protect us
47:54my power supply has been drained
47:56it is extremely low
47:57he hasn't got enough energy for electrical charge
47:59ah help help help help
48:05help
48:06ah
48:19ah
48:20ah
48:21ah
48:22ah
48:22ah
48:22ah
48:22ah
48:32ah
48:33ah
48:33ah
48:35ah
48:37ah
48:38ah
48:38ah
48:40ah
48:46ah
48:48ah
48:49ah
48:52ah
48:52ah
48:55ah
48:56ah
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