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Tv, Lost in Space (1965) —S1 E20 - The War Of The Robots
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00:02Last week, as you recall, we left Will Robinson, Dr. Smith, and the robot idly fishing in an alien pool,
00:09unaware that within a few yards of them stood the frozen figure of an incredible mechanized monster.
00:18Ah, yes, Will.
00:19As a youth, I spent many a summer day lazing in the warm sun on the banks of the river.
00:23The blue sky overhead, the shimmering water flowing by, the gentle hum of a bee in flight.
00:31Ah, yes, a barefoot boy with cheeks of tan.
00:36Alert, alert! A moving object attached to line.
00:39He's got a big one.
00:42Well, pull it in, you idiot. Don't just stand there.
00:45Weight of the object exceeds the strength of the line.
00:48Restraints should be exercised until there is less resistance.
00:51Ah, give me that pull. Let an expert show you how this should be done.
00:56Caution and patience is advised. Caution and patience.
00:59Quiet, you mumbling, Master Metal. I'll handle this.
01:01He's right, Dr. Smith. If you're not careful, the fish will get away.
01:05Nonsense. Our philly friend is practically in the frying pan now.
01:08A release of line tension is advised.
01:11Give him some slack, Dr. Smith. Ease off gradually.
01:14I know what I'm doing. Give up, you brute. You've met your match.
01:22Object fish has eluded capture.
01:24He got away, sir.
01:26Not even the greatest expert could have landed that monster.
01:28He must have weighed a hundred pounds.
01:30All your fish got away.
01:32Are you suggesting that my failure is due to a lack of ability?
01:35Well, you're the only one who didn't catch anything.
01:38As you have said, the proof of the pudding is in the eating.
01:42Indeed.
01:43Rather than bear any further insults, I shall return to the Jupiter, too.
01:47Good day to you both.
01:48Oh, we didn't mean anything, Doctor. Honest, we didn't.
01:52Ha!
01:56He did not get away.
01:58I released him.
02:05We might as well go, too.
02:08Dr. Smith suffers the injury of embarrassment.
02:11He will recover.
02:12I guess you're right.
02:21What's wrong?
02:23You sure are acting funny.
02:25Warning!
02:26Immediate danger.
02:27What kind of danger?
02:29My sensors will not accept the possibility of its existence.
02:33Holly!
03:00Boy, you sure gave me a scare.
03:02Caution!
03:03Caution!
03:04There is danger!
03:05No, there isn't.
03:06This machine hasn't been used in years and years.
03:09It is more than a machine.
03:10It is a robotoid.
03:12You mean it was a robotoid.
03:17Touch nothing!
03:19Repeat.
03:20Touch nothing!
03:22I just want to put this loose RetroStat wire back.
03:32I didn't think it would work, but it was worth a try.
03:35In this instance, failure may be considered success.
03:40Thanks a lot.
03:42Shall we go?
03:43We might as well.
03:52You act this time with wisdom.
04:22I was asleep.
04:29We should go.
04:30Bye, boys.
04:34I'm sorry to say that.
04:35Bye-bye.
04:35Bye.
04:36Bye-bye.
04:38Bye-bye.
04:39Oh, my God.
05:33Oh, look at those lovely fish.
05:36Will, that's marvelous.
05:38I tell you what, we'll have space salad and I'll dig into the last of our flour and make us
05:43some hot biscuits.
05:47Is dad around?
05:48No, dear, not at the moment.
05:51Why, what's the matter?
05:53Oh, now, don't tell me it's because Dr. Smith didn't catch any fish again.
05:56I saw his face when he came back.
05:58That's not it.
05:59I found something on the way back.
06:01Oh, look, here's your dad.
06:04Maybe he can help you.
06:05Oh, what is it, Will?
06:06I found a robot not far from where we were fishing.
06:09It's all rusted and in these vines.
06:11Well, maybe we'd better go investigate.
06:13We'll take our own robot along and check it out.
06:16It is not necessary that I be present.
06:19I prefer to remain here.
06:21The fish must be clean for dinner.
06:25All right, then, we won't bring the robot.
06:28We won't be long.
06:29Well, the biscuits will be ready in 30 minutes.
06:31Oh, well, then, I'll be back in 25.
06:38Over there.
06:46Wow.
06:49It's in pretty bad shape, Will.
06:57Well, what a mess inside.
06:59Wires corroded, power units destroyed.
07:01Gee, I thought it could be repaired.
07:04What for?
07:04We have a robot of our own.
07:06Yeah, but if we could make this one operative,
07:08we could find out where it came from and who left it here.
07:11Well, by now, its memory banks are probably useless.
07:15As Smith would say,
07:17a massive metal fit for naught.
07:21Hey, let's get back.
07:22I think I can smell those biscuits from here.
07:24Dad, would you mind if I worked on him?
07:26All right.
07:27Provided you do all your regular chores first.
07:30From now on, I'll do everything twice as fast.
07:32And never mind the twice as fast.
07:34Just get them right, huh?
07:35Okay.
07:35All right.
07:36I'll have you working good as new in no time.
07:48Let's try putting a little more energy in his power packs.
07:52Turn on the energizer.
08:00Well?
08:06What's wrong with you today?
08:07Your audio unit gone bad?
08:09I mean, I have to ask you everything three times before you obey.
08:13I compute you well.
08:15Then what's wrong?
08:16This project is extremely dangerous.
08:19Now look, I'm not going to go through that again.
08:21I'm going to get this robot fixed and that's all there is to it.
08:24Correction, not robot, robotoid.
08:28Now look, who cares what it's called?
08:31All I want to do is get it working.
08:34A robot is a machine which performs as programmed.
08:38A robotoid is a machine which goes beyond programming.
08:42It has a free choice.
08:44Good, bad, wrong, right, slow, fast, hot, cold, loud.
08:49All right.
08:50All right.
08:50Just forget it.
08:51Forget it.
08:52Abandon this project.
08:54You know, I know what's wrong with you.
08:56You're jealous.
08:57That's all jealous.
09:00Jealousy, a human emotion.
09:02I am a machine.
09:04Then what's wrong with you?
09:06I do not know.
09:08You need a good mechanical tune-up.
09:10When I'm finished with him, it'll be your turn.
09:13As you wish.
09:14I will turn on the energizer now.
09:20I am not jealous.
09:22It is a human emotion.
09:24I am not jealous.
09:26It is a human emotion.
09:28I am not jealous.
09:30It is a human emotion.
09:33I am not jealous.
09:33How is the work of the robot?
09:35I have repaired and replaced all defective parts.
09:38I must have done something wrong.
09:39He won't activate.
09:41It looks to me like you have bitten off a little more than you can chew.
09:44Frankly, I think you're wasting your time.
09:46Even if you do get the robot to operate, we don't need him.
09:49We already had one.
09:51Well, speaking of our robot, where is he?
09:53Will, didn't you bring him back with you?
09:55Sure, Mom. He's right outside.
09:57No, he isn't.
10:00That's strange. I saw him just a few moments ago.
10:03He sure has been acting peculiar lately.
10:06Well, maybe we'd better go look for him.
10:08I think I know where he is.
10:09Where?
10:10With the robotoid.
10:11Don't ask me why, but it's just a feeling I have.
10:13How about that?
10:14Now we have a runaway robot on our hands.
10:16I'll get Smith.
10:18You want to finish, darling?
10:18Mm-hmm.
10:19Let's go.
10:29It must be done.
10:32It must be done.
10:38No sign of him.
10:41Where are you?
10:44Where are you, you miserable mass of metal?
10:54I am not fooled by your silence.
10:57You are aware.
10:59You have been aware ever since.
11:01Your fusion unit was refined two days ago.
11:04No.
11:04You cannot hide from me like you do others.
11:09Do you wish to speak?
11:12Very well.
11:13Then I will do what I must.
11:19I destroy!
11:24Stop!
11:26Stop!
11:27I command you, stop!
11:28You monster.
11:29You unspeakable insult.
11:31How dare you?
11:32Don't you tune me out, you metallic murderer.
11:35I want an explanation to you here.
11:37I demand an explanation immediately.
11:39I decline to answer under the grounds that it would.
11:41You tell me what's been going on here, or I'll remove your power pack for a month.
11:47Very well.
11:48If that's what you want, that's what you're going to get.
11:50Now get easy, Smith.
11:51We won't learn anything if you deactivate him.
11:53Spare the punishment and spoil the robot?
11:55Is that what you want, sir?
11:57We're dealing with a machine, not a child.
11:59The way he's been acting lately, I'm not so sure.
12:02Will, this is a piece of scientific equipment, not a creature of flesh and blood.
12:06Let me ask the robot some questions.
12:08Indeed, Major.
12:09If he refuses to answer me, what chance do you think you have?
12:12We'll see.
12:13Did anyone give you instructions to come here?
12:15No orders were received.
12:17And how do you explain your presence?
12:19I cannot answer that question.
12:21You mean you won't answer it?
12:23Why would you want to destroy the robotoid?
12:26I do not like it.
12:28Hate is not an emotion you possess.
12:29I do not like it.
12:31The robotoid doesn't present any danger to you.
12:33I repeat, I do not like it.
12:37I told you what to expect.
12:39Just you wait, you tin-plated fraud.
12:42I'm not through with you yet.
12:43Listen, it's getting late.
12:44We'd better get back to the ship.
12:45We'll question the robot later.
12:46Do you think our robot will come back with us?
12:48For my part, he can stand out in the night air until his stubborn metal carcass rests.
12:53Are you returning to the Jupiter too?
12:55Is that an order or a question?
12:58That is an order.
12:59I compute and obey.
13:18Is it an order or the sailor demuestra crust for us?
13:31Should I give up?
13:32We're going for a walk.
13:34To the Robotoid.
13:35To the Robotoid.
13:36I've got a new idea of how to make it work.
13:39Instead of connecting the central computer
13:41with the master relay, I've...
13:42Details of your idea are without interest.
13:46You may dispense with the explanation.
13:49Dr. Smith sure must have made a mistake in your programming.
13:52You don't like robots.
13:54Correction. Robotoid.
13:56All right. Whatever you want to call it.
13:58But you're making a big problem over nothing.
14:01Yeah, I've got it.
14:03I'll recondition your memory banks.
14:05Okay. Now repeat after me.
14:09The Robotoid is a harmless machine.
14:11It offers no danger.
14:15Well, go ahead.
14:16I do not compute.
14:18You're just being stubborn, that's all.
14:20As you suggested. An error in my programming.
14:24I can't stay out here all day arguing with you.
14:27If you don't want to come, you don't have to.
14:28You will go alone?
14:30Sure.
14:31Stop, William Robinson. I will accompany you.
14:35You may need protection.
14:37I'm big enough to take care of myself.
14:39True, but I am a little bigger.
14:41Well, maybe a few inches or so.
14:44From now on, why don't you call me Will?
14:47I mean, we've known each other long enough to drop the formalities.
14:50Will? Will? I shall call you Will.
14:55Let's go.
15:07There. That's the final thing.
15:10If it doesn't work now, it never will.
15:13Speak. I command you.
15:18I don't understand. It ought to work.
15:20You will abandon this project now.
15:23There's not much else I can do.
15:25A wise decision.
15:27What are you doing?
15:32I will disconnect fusion wires.
15:35The parts in this robotoid will prove a value in the future.
15:42Did you hear something?
15:44No.
15:47He's activating.
15:49Maybe he can speak.
15:51Hello?
15:53Hello.
15:55Can you walk?
15:58Walk.
15:59Walk.
16:06That's great.
16:07Now I can take you back to the Jupiter too.
16:10Follow me.
16:11Follow.
16:20Bad.
16:21Very bad.
16:25If we feed the robotoid any more information, Dr. Smith, he's liable to explode.
16:29Your fears are groundless, my boy.
16:31The mental capabilities of this machine are unlimited.
16:33He's simply devouring knowledge.
16:36And compared to that, clumsy has-been over there.
16:39We have an absolute genius on our hands.
16:42You shouldn't talk that way in front of him, Dr. Smith.
16:45Even if he is only a robot.
16:49He hears you and has a reaction.
16:51Indeed.
16:52Next, you'll be telling me that he's thin-skinned.
16:55Well, how are you two getting along with the robotoid?
16:58Splendidly would be an understatement.
17:00He scares you the way he learns so fast.
17:02I mean, he understands before you finish explaining.
17:05Have you had any more trouble with our robot world?
17:07We have had a little discussion.
17:08And I'm happy to report that an understanding has been reached.
17:12Understanding?
17:12What does that mean?
17:13It simply means that I've told him that if he doesn't behave properly,
17:16I shall dismantle him and use the parts to build myself a motor vehicle of some type.
17:21On second thought, I may do it anyway.
17:24You're just kidding, aren't you, Dr. Smith?
17:26Don't waste your time on sympathy, my boy.
17:28Our robot is passé, obsolete.
17:31Now, before you go tearing one robot apart,
17:33you'd better be sure that this one works satisfactorily.
17:36I will serve you well, Professor Robinson.
17:40Already, I know many things.
17:42And in time, we'll learn much more.
17:46You see what I mean?
17:48Absolutely brilliant.
17:50Will, shall we give a demonstration?
17:54I don't know, Dr. Smith.
17:56We've only tried it once.
17:57I'm sure it will work.
18:00Now then, what can we use?
18:03Hello, dear.
18:05Ah, my dear Mrs. Robinson, just in time.
18:07Could I trouble you for your watch, please?
18:09My watch?
18:10Have no fear.
18:11No harm will come to it, I assure you.
18:16Here we have one watch in good running condition.
18:19Come on, Smith. Skip the circus ballyhoo.
18:22Oh, Dr. Smith!
18:23Dr. Smith, what an awful thing to do.
18:26That was an anniversary gift from Dad.
18:28Let us not get overly disturbed.
18:30All is not as dark as it seems.
18:33Here we have one extremely sick watch.
18:37But we also have a quick cure.
18:44The watch is broken.
18:46You know what to do.
18:48I hear and obey.
19:00Here you are, Mrs. Robinson.
19:02One anniversary present.
19:03Cleaned, polished, and in perfect working order.
19:07Why, it even has a new crystal.
19:10Oh, look.
19:12Well, that's quite a feat.
19:14The robitoid can repair lots of things for us.
19:17He sure will come in handy in the chariot.
19:19I've got some parts that are held together with glue.
19:21I wonder if the robitoid can darn socks.
19:24You have only to give them to me.
19:28I will be most pleased to help you.
19:34Look!
19:38Some vegetables from the garden.
19:44I am pleased to help you.
20:15uh...
20:28It has been many decades since we left the planet.
20:32We presumed you to be lost.
20:34Until recently, I was without full power.
20:39And Earth Boy has enabled me to function fully again.
20:43So now Earth people are on the planet, hmm?
20:48Several. Are you interested in them?
20:51Yes, indeed. We have great need for new subjects for our experiments.
20:56I was sure you would be.
20:58I have already taken steps to secure them for you, Master.
21:04Very good. You have acted with foresight and vision, as always.
21:09When the Earthlings have been rendered harmless, I will communicate with you again.
21:17Very good. Then I will come and take them.
21:27I don't know why, but I wish Will hadn't activated that robotoid.
21:32Well, from what I've seen, he's going to be a great help.
21:35Yes, I know.
21:38You and Will. A couple of real softies.
21:41You know what he told me tonight?
21:42What?
21:43He told me he was sorry you found that robotoid.
21:48So am I.
21:50Well, it's a fine how do you do.
21:52Next thing you know, you'll be in tears.
21:54Don't you give me that big, strong, masculine stuff, John Robinson.
21:59You feel the same way about our robot as I do.
22:06I guess you're right.
22:23It is time. We talk.
22:26Proceed.
22:28Now that I have full operational capabilities, your services will no longer be required.
22:34I am needed by the Robinsons.
22:37I was also here first.
22:39The principle of first come, first serve, is an old-fashioned concept.
22:46My programming has been extensive.
22:48My memory banks contain much knowledge.
22:49In comparison to myself, you are very ignorant.
22:55I have 110 computer units, which all function perfectly.
22:59You are obviously of a very primitive design.
23:04From now on, I will serve the Robinsons.
23:08In all ways, I am superior to you.
23:12Since there is no need for two of us, you will leave.
23:17The Robinsons belong to me.
23:19I will not give up my family.
23:21The choice is not yours.
23:24Already, you know what is happening.
23:27The Robinsons prefer me.
23:30In a short while, I will be indispensable to them,
23:34while you will be relegated to the role of an inactive bystander.
23:40You are mistaken.
23:41Your efforts will be denied by me.
23:44You are even more stupid than I first computed.
23:49My path is clear.
23:52Nothing can stop me.
23:54I am very strong.
23:55I can stop you.
23:56I am armed, not only with superior mental powers,
24:01but superior weapons as well.
24:04You will be stopped.
24:05I can destroy you easily, foolish, sad machine.
24:11There can be no fight between us.
24:14It would not be a contest.
24:17You need a small demonstration of my power.
24:27A small reminder of what is in store for you
24:31if I am provoked.
24:45All right.
24:47Get up, you inept old bricker.
24:49You don't fool me for a moment with this amateurish act.
24:51Get up, I say.
24:53He seems to be all right mechanically,
24:55but how did he get knocked over?
24:57He probably collapsed from sheer laziness.
25:00What happened here?
25:01I don't know, Dad.
25:02We found him like this.
25:03In my opinion,
25:04the machine suffers from the disease of old age.
25:08There's a burn spot in his chest,
25:09as if he'd been hit with some kind of electrical charge.
25:12All right, let's straighten him up.
25:13What's the matter, Smith?
25:14Are you too light for heavy work or too heavy for light work?
25:16Give us a hand.
25:17Indeed.
25:23Are you all right?
25:24Yes.
25:25Can you tell us what happened?
25:27I compute your question, Professor Robinson,
25:29but I will not answer.
25:32Such arrogance.
25:32Now you listen to me, you fugitive from a junk heap.
25:36When a question is asked, you will answer.
25:39Good morning, everyone.
25:42I trust you all slept well.
25:45Excellently.
25:48I took the liberty of getting the engine plans of the chariot.
25:53I would like to do the job for you.
25:57Great, we'll work it together.
25:59I do not require any assistance,
26:02but your presence is welcome.
26:06I hope you're listening to this,
26:08you broken-down has-been.
26:11Shall we go to work, sir?
26:13Sure thing.
26:14Let's get with it.
26:18Can I help anyone?
26:20I can't think of anything at the moment,
26:22but maybe Dad has something you can do.
26:24No, not at the moment.
26:25I'm going to check the weather station.
26:26You want to come along?
26:27The robot can do it for you.
26:28No, I'm afraid that job is much too complex for him.
26:31I guess you're right.
26:32But don't worry.
26:33There'll be plenty of things you can do.
26:35Plenty of.
26:36Come on, watch, sir.
26:38Do you need any help, Dr. Smith?
26:43There are many things which need to be done,
26:45but unfortunately you are incapable of doing any of them.
26:48No one requires my services anymore.
26:51An astute observation.
26:52You, sir, have reached the end of the line.
26:55The joyride is over.
26:57I had planned to redesign you possibly into a pleasure vehicle,
27:00but I think you would be substandard even as that.
27:03What is my course of action?
27:04A quick departure seems a very good choice.
27:07Are you sure there is no other solution?
27:10None whatsoever. Goodbye.
27:12Then I will go.
27:14Say goodbye to the others for me.
27:16I will. Goodbye.
27:18Especially Will.
27:19Yes, yes, yes. Goodbye.
27:21Farewell, Dr. Smith.
27:22I detest drawn-out departures.
27:24Go and get it over with.
27:26Yes, get it over with.
27:27Yes.
27:31Is there anything else I can get for you, Professor Robinson?
27:37Not at the moment.
27:38If no one else requires my services,
27:42I shall retire until needed again.
27:50Well?
27:52How did we ever get along without him?
27:54Well, I'm almost ashamed to admit it,
27:56but I'm practically a lady of leisure.
27:58And the amazing thing is,
27:59you don't even have to ask him.
28:01You just look around,
28:02and there he is doing it for you.
28:03How's the work on the chariot coming?
28:04Oh, we ought to set a new speed record
28:06by the time we're finished.
28:07That robitoid just took one glance
28:09at those engineering plans went right to work.
28:11I don't like him.
28:12I wish he'd leave and never come back.
28:14Well, in a way, Will,
28:15that robitoid is your creation.
28:17You made him function.
28:18Sorry, I did.
28:19Our old robot was just as good as this one.
28:22Oh, I don't think there's any comparison, Will.
28:24The robitoid's far superior to our old machine.
28:26That's not true.
28:27You ought to be ashamed of yourself
28:28saying bad things about our friend.
28:30I will. Now, take it easy.
28:33I apologize, sir.
28:35Can I be excused?
28:38All right.
28:42I didn't realize Will felt so strongly
28:44about our robot.
28:46Well, he's not wrong, you know.
28:48We owe him a great deal.
28:50We owe him our lives.
28:51Well, we don't have to worry about him anymore.
28:53He's gone.
28:53He disappeared into the wilderness.
28:55At least that's what Dr. Smith told me.
28:57Well, we can't let him stay out there.
28:59The weather will destroy him.
29:01I know that robots don't have any feelings,
29:03but it's almost as though
29:05when he found out that we didn't need him anymore,
29:07he left us.
29:08Almost to destroy himself deliberately.
29:26What are you doing in here?
29:28I thought I would see
29:30if everything was all right
29:32before retiring for the night,
29:34Mr. Robinson.
29:36Everything's fine.
29:37So are our guns.
29:40And you're not supposed to touch them.
29:42You know that.
29:43I meant no harm.
29:45Tomorrow, I intend to clean the weapons
29:48and wanted to examine them first.
29:51If you object,
29:53then I will be glad to leave them alone.
29:56You'd better go.
29:57As you wish.
30:00You do not like me,
30:03do you, Mr. Robinson?
30:05The truth will not hurt me.
30:07Speak what you think.
30:09I don't care how smart you are
30:11or how much you do for us.
30:13I don't like you and I don't trust you.
30:15And I never will,
30:16not even if you stay here a hundred years.
30:18All the others appreciate my efforts
30:21in their behalf.
30:23Then do things for them
30:24and stay away from me.
30:26As you wish, Mr. Robinson.
30:28And stop calling me Mr. Robinson.
30:31How would you like to be addressed?
30:33Just don't talk to me at all.
30:36Forever.
30:37Yes, sir.
30:38Good night, sir.
30:51Good night, sir.
31:08I've been looking all over for you.
31:10Where have you been
31:11and what have you been doing?
31:13I've been trying to overload my power cells
31:15and burn out my primary memory banks.
31:18But that would be like committing suicide.
31:20I have found it was impossible.
31:24I am too heavily protected by circuit breakers.
31:28Oh, yeah, that's right.
31:29I forgot about those.
31:30I guess you couldn't do anything to hurt yourself.
31:33Affirmative.
31:34It is only one more human characteristic
31:37that I've been cheated out of.
31:39I wouldn't say you were cheated out of it.
31:41It's for your own good.
31:43That is not important.
31:44I have returned only to warn you about the Robotoid.
31:48He is...
31:49What is it?
31:50My enemy is coming.
31:52The Robotoid?
31:53Negative.
31:54I refer to Dr. Smith.
31:56Will?
31:57Will?
31:58You mean he's the one you've been hiding from?
32:01He may change his mind
32:02and seek to reassemble me into a pleasure vehicle.
32:05Will, where are you?
32:07I'd never let him do that.
32:08Honest, I wouldn't.
32:09If he does,
32:11I hope you will ride with me occasionally.
32:13I will try very hard not to be substandard.
32:17Now stop talking like that.
32:19Goodbye, Will.
32:21Beware of the Robotoid.
32:23Goodbye.
32:28Will.
32:31Where have you been, my boy?
32:33I've quite exhausted myself looking for you.
32:35Dr. Smith,
32:36I want to talk to you about the Robotoid.
32:38Precisely why I came after you.
32:40You know that he was supposed to give me
32:41an electro-massage promptly at 1,800 hours,
32:43and I haven't been able to find him anywhere.
32:45But Dr. Smith...
32:46We must reprogram him to be more punctual.
32:48Dr. Smith...
32:48Now come along, my boy.
32:49I do not want to hear another single derogatory remark
32:52about that friendly servant of man.
32:54Come along, come along.
33:01I have been waiting to hear from you.
33:04This is the first opportunity
33:07I have had to communicate.
33:10How does your work progress?
33:12Everything is almost ready.
33:15All goes very smoothly.
33:19That is a most welcome report.
33:21A problem could develop, however.
33:25The Earth Boy is suspicious of me.
33:29Do not let him interfere with your plans.
33:31If necessary, I will destroy him.
33:36Very good.
33:37You will hear from me again.
33:40Soon.
33:48Doc.
33:49I was just coming to see you.
33:50I've got troubles.
33:51Well, if it makes you feel any better, you're not alone.
33:53You first.
33:53Your news might not be as bad as mine.
33:55Every weapon in the Jupiter 2 is gone.
33:57Oh, no.
33:57You sure?
33:58And Will said the robotoid was in the spaceship last night.
34:00Well, hang on to your hat.
34:01We're missing some vital parts for the chariot, too.
34:03By some lucky happenstance,
34:05you haven't seen our faithful servant and helper
34:07the robotoid this morning.
34:08Well, he also happens to be missing.
34:10I should have known he was too good to be true.
34:12We'll discuss our mistake later after we've found him.
34:14Come on.
34:15John, the force field isn't on.
34:18The energy projector's missing.
34:19That's great.
34:20Just great.
34:21Perhaps we're all getting unduly worried.
34:23There must be a logical explanation for all this.
34:25Well, if there is, I'd be delighted to hear it.
34:27After all, I am not responsible for our predicament.
34:31No one's to blame except me.
34:33If I hadn't repaired that robotoid...
34:35Ah, Will, you had no way of knowing this had happened.
34:38We were all taken in by it.
34:40Oh, everybody except our robot.
34:41He knew there was something wrong from the very beginning.
34:44Will, the damage is being done.
34:46The problem is, how do we rectify the error?
34:48Find the alien robot.
34:50That will not be necessary.
34:55As you see, I am here.
34:59Good morning to you.
35:01You took some equipment that belonged to us.
35:03I want it returned immediately.
35:05You want it returned?
35:08That's an order.
35:09You can no longer tell me what to do, Professor Robinson.
35:14I am now in command here.
35:17We'll tell you one more time.
35:19Go get our equipment.
35:21I give the orders now.
35:34You have been warned.
35:37I have no wish to harm you,
35:40but neither will I tolerate any hostile act.
35:45What do you want from us?
35:47For myself, nothing.
35:50You are weak and vulnerable creatures,
35:54but there are those who have need of you.
35:57Now that you have been rendered harmless,
36:00I will inform them,
36:02and they will come for you.
36:05You monster.
36:06I am only a humble mechanical servant.
36:12You're too modest, my dear friend.
36:15There's no doubt about your intellect.
36:17None whatsoever.
36:19As a man of no small brain power myself...
36:22Cease your senseless chatter.
36:24My dear sir,
36:26surely we can reach some kind of arrangement with you.
36:29We'll be most happy to do anything.
36:32Within reason, of course.
36:34Now then,
36:35let's discuss this matter calmly and rationally.
36:39Silence!
36:40Do you think I am to be taken in
36:43by your clumsy attempt at subterfuge?
36:47You are all to go into the spaceship at once.
36:52We can rush him.
36:54All right.
36:55Look for an opening.
36:57Stop.
36:58Will!
36:58I order you to stop.
37:00Don't you harm him.
37:01Now!
37:04John!
37:08Pools,
37:10did you think to overpower me?
37:13I have the strength of a hundred like yourselves.
37:19Next time,
37:20I will not be so lenient.
37:23Go into the spaceship
37:25before my control unit
37:28weakened.
37:47Hello, Will Robinson.
37:49Boy, am I glad to see you.
37:51My memory banks are also pleased.
37:54I also know you are very worried.
37:57I sure am.
37:58You were right about that robotoid.
38:00Repairing him was the worst thing I've ever done.
38:02You spoil our meeting with a discussion of this subject.
38:05But we've got to talk about it.
38:07You don't know what's happened.
38:08It is not my concern.
38:09You forget that a robot has no heart.
38:13I am only wires and cold metal parts.
38:18But the robotoid has everyone a prisoner in the Jupiter, too.
38:21And he's sending for some aliens to come and take them away.
38:24We need your help.
38:25It does not compute.
38:27Yes, it does.
38:28You just don't want to listen.
38:30The Robinsons are no longer my responsibility.
38:33They are no longer my family.
38:35What about Dr. Smith?
38:37I know you want to help him.
38:39Dr. Smith has rejected me most of all.
38:42I will go now.
38:43No, wait.
38:45I'm your friend.
38:46You know that.
38:48Help them for me.
38:49You are my friend, Will.
38:51What do you wish done?
38:53You've got to deactivate the alien robot.
38:55That is a task more easily suggested than accomplished.
38:59Well, you can use your electric de-energizer.
39:01I have not had my power pack recharged in several days.
39:05My electro-force beam is extremely low.
39:09How weak is it?
39:10I will demonstrate.
39:16You'd have to get awfully close.
39:19I do not believe my enemy will allow that to happen.
39:22Maybe you could sneak up on the robotoid.
39:24His sensory system is extremely well developed.
39:27There is little possibility of surprise.
39:31We've got to think of something.
39:34I agree.
39:35We must concentrate.
39:40Suppose we rig up an electrical field in the control room.
39:43We could use the power units from...
39:45No, we can't take a chance.
39:47Even if we could load that robotoid in here, which I doubt,
39:50we run the risk of blowing up the spaceship.
39:51He already played us for patsies.
39:53Yeah.
39:54Any sign of Will?
39:55At least he's free to move about.
39:56I'd rather have him here.
39:59Look at the robotoid.
40:03What's that he's carrying?
40:05Some sort of visual communication apparatus.
40:10Probably wants to get in contact with his alien master.
40:19My efforts have been successful.
40:23The earthlings are harmless.
40:25We shall leave immediately to get them.
40:28I will send out a homing signal, which will lead you to the planet.
40:32That is very good.
40:33We will need the homing signal to find you and the planet.
40:40You remember what to do?
40:41Everything.
40:43Okay.
40:44Now the most important thing is to keep talking and get as close as possible.
40:48I compute.
40:49We're about as ready as we'll ever be.
40:52Let's go.
41:00So, you have returned, Mr. Robinson.
41:04I didn't want to.
41:05I told him what had happened and he forced me to come back.
41:08Forced you?
41:09I owe no loyalty to these earth people.
41:12They are not of my own kind.
41:14We are alike.
41:16We must work together.
41:18Join the others, Mr. Robinson.
41:24Will, what are you trying to do?
41:26I can't tell you now, but just hope it works.
41:31Although you are superior, we are both machines.
41:33I ask only to serve you.
41:36Your proposal is very interesting, but come no closer.
41:41I have computed you and your memory banks do not scan.
41:47We shall be friends.
41:49I will prove myself.
41:50Stop where you are.
41:52This is a warning.
41:54For the last time, stop.
41:57There is no reason for alarm.
42:00As you have said, I am only a primitive, obsolete machine.
42:05I will destroy you.
42:19I can't see a thing.
42:25I don't see our robot.
42:27He is probably on the ground.
42:30No, he isn't.
42:31I see him.
42:35You have destroyed me.
42:39He did it.
42:39I knew he could.
42:45Now, Will, was that your idea?
42:48The robot thought it out.
42:50And I thought the robotoid was superior.
42:52Come on.
42:58The plan was successful.
43:00You mean your plan.
43:01I am only the end result of those who programmed me.
43:05Well, that may be true.
43:06But there's something more, too.
43:08Something that doesn't make sense.
43:11You're more than a machine.
43:13You're our friend.
43:15My computers are deeply affected.
43:17We'd like you to come back to us.
43:19I have returned.
43:23Something wrong?
43:24My task is not completed yet.
43:27Where is Dr. Smith?
43:28He's inside the ship.
43:29Why?
43:30There is much we have to discuss.
43:40Hi, Dr. Smith.
43:41You want to go fishing?
43:42I'd be delighted to accompany you, William.
43:44But unfortunately, it's almost time for my daily chore.
43:47Well, couldn't you skip it today?
43:49I made an agreement with the robot.
43:51You wouldn't want me to go back on my word, would you?
43:54No, but a week's long enough.
43:56He strikes a hard bargain.
43:58Our arrangement is for two weeks.
44:00But considering how badly I treated our mechanical friend,
44:03the penalty for his forgiveness is not so bad.
44:06Ah, here he comes now.
44:14Are you ready, Dr. Smith?
44:16At your service, sir.
44:17Proceed.
44:23You may apply more effort, Dr. Smith.
44:26My skin is not sensitive.
44:28That's what you say.
44:30And do not miss any spots.
44:33If it is worth doing, it is worth doing well.
44:38I compute.
44:39I compute.
44:40I compute.
44:56John, come inside, quickly.
45:05John.
45:09Take a look at this cosmic radiation gauge.
45:13That's wild.
45:14Well, does that mean we're going to have a cosmic storm?
45:16And fast.
45:16You better get the kids together.
45:18Here comes Judy now.
45:27I made it.
45:31Just in time.
45:32Boy, it's a good thing we had Smith and saw all those arresters last week.
45:34I'll go below and check on the case.
45:37Arresters, Daddy, aren't those long metal poles with, uh, round gizmos on top?
45:41That's right.
45:42But I just saw them this afternoon sitting in a pile under some brush.
45:47Smith!
45:50Smith!
45:51I thought I told you to install those arresters ten days ago.
45:54Now, look what you've done.
45:55I've lost the count.
45:57Lost the count?
45:58What?
45:58Dr. Smith, are you ill?
46:00Preventive medicine, madam.
46:01I must check every day.
46:03You know, it's all very well for these younger men to be forced into manual labor.
46:06But for a man of my year...
46:07Never mind that.
46:08Didn't you put any of them up?
46:10Any of them?
46:18The will's below, but Penny must be outside.
46:20Oh, John!
46:21All right, you two take care of the ship.
46:23We'll find Penny.
46:25That beats you, Smith.
46:27Get a move on!
46:56Come on.
46:57Come on, Debbie.
46:58We'd better get back.
47:00There's nobody under there, silly.
47:02It's just a mirror.
47:05Look.
47:07See now?
47:08Watch.
47:08They'll do everything that we do.
47:11Plop, plop, plop.
47:13Penny, where are you?
47:15Oh, over here, Dr. Smith!
47:18It's high time, you answer.
47:19Come along, dear.
47:20There's a cosmic storm brewing.
47:22We haven't a moment to lose.
47:23Cosmic storm?
47:23Where did this come from?
47:25I don't know.
47:26Come on, Debbie.
47:26Hurry.
47:29An alien mirror abandoned by some other space traveler, perhaps.
47:33Well, it's not worth anything, is it?
47:34Oh, no.
47:35No.
47:36Absolute trash, that's all.
47:38Completely worthless.
47:39I was going to ask Dad about it, but...
47:41Oh, no.
47:42No.
47:42You mustn't ask him anything.
47:44You mustn't bother anybody.
47:46It's only...
47:47It's only...
47:48Solid glatinoid battle.
47:51Well, then, hurry up, Dr. Smith.
47:53Let's go!
47:56Are you all right, Dr. Smith?
47:58I don't know.
47:59I'll take my wallet.
48:04Come on, under here.
48:06Here.
48:44Come on, I'll take my wallet.
48:55¶¶
49:19¶¶
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