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Tv, Lost in Space (1965) —S2E07 - The Android Machine
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00:02Last week, as you recall, we left Dr. Smith peacefully dozing while on a field trip with
00:07Will, Penny, and the robot.
00:08All were unaware that nearby lay a machine capable of producing incredible metallic
00:14creatures from another world.
00:16I'm innocent.
00:19The plants on this planet do not follow the Earth method of transpiration, utilizing carbon
00:25dioxide and releasing oxygen.
00:28This plant, for instance, is similar to the cactus of Earth.
00:31However, it needs absolutely no moisture at all.
00:35And where did you acquire this useless information, you tiresome thesaurus?
00:39The instructor is not to be interrupted during lectures.
00:43Instructor, indeed.
00:44How you could have been selected to educate young minds, but I am available, is beyond me.
00:48He's right, Dr. Smith.
00:49You're not supposed to talk while he's teaching.
00:51Very well.
00:52Then I shall occupy my mind with more gainful pursuits.
00:55But remember, when you grow up in absolute ignorance, don't blame me.
01:02Remember.
01:19Where'd Dr. Smith go?
01:21Search me.
01:22I'll go find him.
01:29What are you doing, Dr. Smith?
01:32Experimenting, my dear.
01:38This machine appears to be an instant painting device.
01:42A galactic art form.
01:43That's weird.
01:44Quite so.
01:46But I can remedy that.
01:54What happens when you get it like you want it?
01:56When the picture is complete, you press a button and it prints it for you.
02:01This must be the one.
02:02Warning.
02:02Warning.
02:04Alien transpositive generating machine.
02:06Do not touch it.
02:07It is dangerous.
02:08Do not.
02:08Silence, you gregarious gremlin.
02:12This must be the one.
02:13Now, here we go.
02:20Warning.
02:22Warning.
02:31What is it?
02:33I don't know.
02:34Dr. Smith, maybe you better check it out.
02:37I?
02:39Yes, of course.
02:40I.
02:52Well, what is it?
02:53Report.
02:54It does not compute.
02:56What do you mean it doesn't compute, you ninny?
02:57It is an android manufactured with electrical circuits.
03:01But there is an element which does not compute.
03:04She isn't going to hurt us, Dr. Smith.
03:08Does it open?
03:09Open?
03:11Well, I don't know.
03:19We are the Robinsons.
03:21I'm Penny.
03:22Do you have a name?
03:24Can you talk?
03:32Yes, I can talk.
03:34My name is Verda.
03:37Where did you come from?
03:38I was ordered.
03:40What do you mean?
03:41Who ordered you?
03:45Dr. Smith.
03:47Indeed, I did not.
03:48But how do you know my name?
03:50You ordered me from the machine.
03:53I am tuned to your psychic frequency.
03:56I am yours.
03:57Certainly not.
03:59I did not order you.
04:00You are an earthly creature.
04:01Go back where you came from.
04:03You have ordered me.
04:06I cannot go back.
04:08I am yours forever.
04:11Oh, the pain.
04:12The pain.
04:14No.
04:16Stay away from me, madam.
04:17Stay away from me.
04:27Stay away from me.
04:28Wait..
04:31Stay
04:31away from me. Well,
04:54you have to come from me.
05:09THE END
05:29Is it an android?
05:30Yes, Dr. Smith ordered it from the alien transfer machine by mistake.
05:33You have to see it.
05:35I was told never to touch alien equipment.
05:36Yeah, well, you know Smith.
05:38We'll take care of him later. What else?
05:40Uh, yes, Mother wants to know if you'd like to have dinner brought up here.
05:43That is, if you'll be working late.
05:44No, I think we've mined our quarter of Deuteronium for the day.
05:47Oh, yes, there is one thing.
05:48I don't want anyone else coming up here.
05:49Oh, why?
05:50Come with me, I'll show you.
05:55Have you ever seen anything like that before?
05:57Hmm.
05:59It lives in there?
06:00We think so.
06:01We haven't seen it, but, uh, my guess is that it's nocturnal.
06:04We just haven't had a chance to hunt it down.
06:05And as long as it doesn't bother us, we're not gonna bother it.
06:08Now remember, tell everybody, this place is strictly off limits.
06:11We'll put up some signs as a reminder.
06:12I'll tell them.
06:18Well, how much have we got so far?
06:20About three canisters, but the vein's beginning to run out.
06:23Well, let's hope it gives us five before it decides to quit.
06:25That'll give us enough fuel for a blast off.
06:26Yeah, that old magic number, five, again.
06:29Listen, set that drill on automatic.
06:30Give me a hand with these signs.
06:31You worried about the android?
06:32Well, I think I'd better take a look at her.
06:35Okay.
06:38I was manufactured by Unit 12, RDS Remote Unit.
06:43What does that mean?
06:44I don't know.
06:46What civilization invented you?
06:48The Andromedan.
06:49And for what purpose?
06:51To serve my master, the one who ordered me.
06:54Dr. Smith?
06:55Yes.
06:57May I be excused now?
06:59I promised to prepare a footbath for Dr. Smith.
07:02Yes.
07:09You know, she's really quite pleasant to have around.
07:12She's sort of a strange appearance, but...
07:14Oh, a little makeup ought to take care of that.
07:16Probably.
07:17You know, John, she's really awfully good with the children.
07:20Well, that's all well and good, but you know, she keeps using that word ordered.
07:22Dr. Smith ordered me.
07:24That might imply that someone's going to come around here demanding payment.
07:27Well, maybe it's just her way of speaking.
07:30Possibly.
07:31Well, for the time being, I suppose she can stay here.
07:32I don't think she's dangerous.
07:34Mm.
07:40You've made it too cold.
07:42Oh, that is easily adjusted.
07:44My left hand functions as a heating element.
07:46My right hand is a freezing coil.
07:48Spare me the scientific lectures, madam.
07:50Just warm it up.
08:11what is that object it's a flower you silly thing now you can remove your hand it's quite
08:15cool enough a flower we have no such object on our planet will you kindly remove your freezing
08:23element I'm not an Eskimo you know it has great beauty of structure I order you to stop this at
08:28once
08:28you hear oh dear madam you don't know your right hand from your left
08:46away from me madam away will you stay away from you albatross and so financed by Queen
08:56Isabella of Spain Columbus set sail across the uncharted ocean and in the year 1492
09:02landed on a small island and thereby America was discovered yes at last I've caught you in an era
09:11you pedagogical pipsqueak you finally slipped a cog have you America was discovered in 1493 not 1492
09:19dr. Smith you say out of this my dear child it's time your young mind was protected from the
09:24misinformation spewed by the signal midius ignoramus check your recall circuits verify my information
09:30is correct indeed after a blunder like that I'm afraid I shall have to rewire you dr. Smith don't
09:37try to protect him will it must be done rewiring is unnecessary my information is correct nonsense
09:43in 1493 Columbus sailed the deep blue sea remember that is an incorrect quotation in 1492 Columbus sailed the
09:53ocean blue you dare to contradict me you are wrong I propose checking the information I propose a wager a
10:02affirmative if you are right you may rewire me if I am right you will sit in the class and
10:09keep quiet it
10:10will be a pleasure you jangling junk heap and whom do you propose as arbiter the android very well
10:19does your programming include earth history my dear my programming includes all history splendid now
10:27before I put the question to you I must establish your position who ordered you from the machine that's
10:33not fair dr. Smith it's merely clarification my dear boy sit down who ordered you you did yes remember
10:40that now then when did Christopher Columbus discover America 1492 do you repeat that October 12th 1492
10:56perfidious creature you forget who brought you here I am programmed to serve you I am not programmed to lie
11:02bah proceed you are a very interesting mechanism thank you you are equipped with model 56 Turan computer are
11:14you not my computer is the best on earth analog and digital that's too bad but at least your program
11:22for
11:22intergalactic history are you not well no but androbedian geometry the calculus of Orion the
11:31anti-gravity theory of gemus I can lift very heavy things I'm sure you can and I think you do
11:39quite
11:39well for one so primitive but don't you think a teacher of children should have a more well-rounded
11:54education we shall begin by the exploration of the universe the first creature to leave his home and
12:02explore the uncharted skies an adventure that parallels the voyage of your Columbus but instead of ocean he was
12:10faced with this his name was for Marl which in the language of his own small planet means explorer and
12:21he lived here on the fifth planet Orion in the 6,000th year of his planet's history he developed a
12:30spacecraft which everyone said would never escape the pull of his own small planet that he would be eaten by
12:35the monsters in space and surely die but for Marl's heart he knew they were wrong and in the autumn
12:42of their
12:42year he activated his craft and took off setting out on his grand adventure he was not as fortunate as
12:51your Columbus
12:51mother yes dear what's she doing she's teaching them the history of the universe oh yes don't you
13:07think they should learn about the earth first no Judy I think perhaps she's right the earth is a small
13:14place and very far away this is the world in which the children are growing up perhaps they should learn
13:20about this place first new world indeed the presumption of the creature not only to question
13:30my judgment but to usurp a position which does not belong to her she embarrassed me she took my
13:36pointer indeed she did for once my bosom companion I find that we can agree on something I can hardly
13:43wait until we have enough fuel to take off from here and leave that mechanized mate servant behind my
13:48computers indicate the probability that they will refuse to leave her behind they wouldn't they might
13:53they would that will take more fuel there's no question about it we must dispose of the creature
13:59what is your plan it's quite elementary this machine brought her here it can also take her back and give
14:05me a reading of its circuits the circuits do not scan what do you mean they don't scan its circuits
14:14are
14:14beyond my technical capabilities oh you are a silly goose I see that I should have to take care of
14:19this myself
14:22warning to touch the red button will materialize the creature go quickly turn the machine off
14:30that was indeed a close call I see that we shall have to make a deeper study of this machine
14:35before
14:35we try that again however it does give me an idea what kind of idea silence you delicose pumpkin
14:45come along and I'll show you
14:56warning warning that sign says danger area pay no attention to that sign you nervous ninny you don't
15:03suppose they'd be mining in this area if there was any real danger do you of course not they're merely
15:07grandstanding using the presence of what it's probably an oversized groundhog to emphasize their bravery
15:14indeed what are you doing I'm looking for unusual plants ah here we are one two and three I recommend
15:24waiting until full daylight don't try my patience you tackling cuckoo now let me see I think I shall
15:30place the first one here yes and the second here closer to the cave entrance why are you moving the
15:38plants around if you had any perception at all you would realize that the Android is obviously not
15:43going to leave us voluntarily we must show her that she has not come to a paradise in other words
15:48we
15:48must frighten her frighten her yes indeed now let me see I'm sure she will take the children on a
15:55nature
15:56walk she will find the first plant and then see this pretty thing the second and I shall place the
16:02third
16:03in the cave entrance in the cave entrance itself there a classic approach to the problem if I do say
16:10so
16:10myself she will see this lovely flower and knowing that the children are not permitted into the cave
16:16danger danger danger danger danger danger danger did you kill him the creature might return at any minute
16:46oh it was horrible horrible yes it's a good thing I had the presence of mind to freeze otherwise that
16:53dreadful creature would certainly have devoured me on the spot are you all right of course I'm all right
16:58help me up can you walk spare me the insulting innuendos you floundering flunky my recuperative powers
17:08are extraordinary after a good night sleep I shall be as fit as a fiddle if you can walk I
17:13suggest we
17:14do so the creature might return at any minute of course I can walk
17:24you pushed me
17:28would either one of you care for some more mushrooms thank you now we've got to get back to the
17:32drill site
17:33say where are the children oh they're going to be a little late they're preparing a surprise the only
17:38surprise I'm interested in is what Smith's gonna get when he finds out he missed breakfast did I hear
17:41my name being bandied about idly that you did Smith oh why dr. Smith do you feel all right this
17:47morning you look a little pale bless you for your concern dear lady you see I had a very restless
17:53night
17:53my mind was so filled with how I could better serve my fellow castaways that I couldn't sleep well in
17:59that case you better skip breakfast and catch up in your sleep doctor I have never been the one to
18:02shirk when duty calls oh mushrooms lovely would you pass eggs please well see you later bye-bye have
18:10a good day now then where is my creation this morning your creation verda oh she's inside the
18:19children are attempting to put her through a transformation transformation indeed she can only go
18:25from dismal to disaster how does it look fine just fine it is unwise to alter my specifications we're not
18:35altering your specifications we're just dressing them up a little will my master be appreciative
18:41master dr. Smith oh I'm not sure he'll ever be appreciative of anyone but I think you look nice look
18:49nice
18:50haven't you ever seen yourself the appearance is not important it is the programming which counts
18:57this is a mirror you can see the reflection of yourself in it that way you know how you look
19:03that is my exterior that's a nice way of putting it yes that's how you look if it were not
19:09known that
19:10I am an android I might be taken for one of you you are one of us murder in appearance
19:17only I was
19:18manufactured by unit 12 RDS remote unit my value is 100 telastros let's go show the others do you mind
19:26I have been created to be useful
19:32splendid repast madam bravo and now you must excuse me my hydraulic experiment awaits good morning good
19:38morning why verda how nice you look it is not my function to look nice of course it isn't your
19:44function you are an android after all oh dr. Smith please verda won't you sit down have some
19:49breakfast with us androids do not eat my dear lady they merely take on fuel now verda I wish to
19:56have a
19:56little talk with you concerning your future that way my dear you know she doesn't look any different at
20:05all to me well we tried mother get thee hence you ponderous plumber I thought we should have this
20:15sort of discussion idea considering the fact that I feel responsible for your welfare what are you
20:21doing I'm designing an incredible new hydraulic system whereby pure water can be extracted from
20:26solid rock but you didn't concern yourself with that I wish to discuss your future with you
20:32my future yes unfortunately verda you have come onto a hostile planet a very threatening atmosphere
20:40to be precise for your own safety I must insist that you make arrangements to return from whence you
20:46came you are programmed to feel fear are you not I have a self-preservation circuit if that's what
20:54you mean apparently that circuit isn't functioning properly now since you've taken over the duties of
21:01teacher in our little community you will undoubtedly be taking the children on a nature walk will you
21:05not to acquaint them with the flora and the fauna of this planet yes then you will surely encounter
21:11one of the many loathsome creatures which abound here I'm afraid my dear that you're simply not
21:17equipped to cope with them no I must insist that you go back to wherever it is you came from
21:23I have the solution for your water problem dr. Smith you do
21:27I have the solution for your water problem dr. Smith you've done it again madam
22:08I wonder what would happen if I press two buttons at once I do not know nothing ventured nothing
22:21gained I always say we've struck gold indeed we have have you found a way to return the android
22:26that can wait you foolish fop I've just realized that this is a galactic mail-order machine by
22:32pressing the proper combination of buttons I can have anything I want in the universe without payment
22:36I'll think about that later for the nonce I shall contemplate a new wardrobe sartorial elegance has
22:43always been one of my strong points this is interesting it's very interesting
22:54oh beautiful we don't see anything Miss Verda I forget your eyes do not have the power to magnify
23:07that's great are you a magician no what is your face doing he's laughing laughing
23:20now I must put it back as it was
23:30to keep the beauty of nature one must never change it do all humans laugh one time or another
23:37why do they laugh because they think something's funny or for no reason at all just because they're
23:43happy happy you mean you don't know what that means no it's the way you feel inside when you like
23:50yourself in the world around you or when you're with someone you like very much then I am happy
23:57which muscles do you move in order to laugh gosh I don't know it just pops out
24:10pull you pull put your back into it it is impossible the hat cannot be removed
24:18will you stop laughing this instant
24:25will you stop laughing
24:27are you going to a masquerade party dr. Smith
24:30certainly not missy you madam can you operate this machine
24:34no can you tell me how to get my clothes back
24:36I know nothing of the machine oh fiddledy five
24:42Verda I suggest you get on with your nature walk
24:44and take that path over there but that's off limits to us dr. Smith
24:48nonsense my boy you have a governess after all an android with apparently unlimited powers in most areas
24:53and you'll find some lovely flowers on that path
24:57are you sure it's all right yes it's all right
25:01have a nice walk
25:02but dr. Smith they will be in extreme danger I will go with them you will do nothing of the
25:08sort
25:08but but me no but simple simon that's an order
25:12what a ridiculous position to be in
25:16I need you to help me work this machine
25:18I cannot and I will not spend the rest of my existence clad in this ridiculous rigamarole
25:31feel the petals
25:33I've made a study of these things that they call flowers
25:36they feel like velvet
25:38they need no food or water
25:39they live on air alone
25:41I think we'd better get back miss Verda
25:43soon we're safe here
25:45dad says there's a creature that lives in that cave
25:48come there's one last flower we must see
25:51please don't go any closer miss Verda
26:04run children run
26:16daddy the monster's got miss Verda dad
26:19let's go
26:26Verda get back
26:31Verda
26:31are you all right
26:34yes I thought the monster had us for sure
26:36but she put herself in front of him and drew his attention
26:38you tried to save the children
26:42I don't understand
26:44I'm programmed for practical functions only
26:47I'm programmed to save my mechanism in case of emergency
26:50but why was I willing to sacrifice myself
26:54I don't know
26:56but I'm grateful for what you did
26:59didn't you know this place was off limits
27:00Dr. Smith said it'd be all right
27:02are you really all right
27:05none of my circuits are damaged
27:06my power pack is functioning properly
27:09I
27:14yes I'm all right
27:15thank you very much
27:27well have you found anything yet you defective detective
27:31or am I to remain in this molting costume forever
27:35from scanning known components a sequestral theory emerges
27:39if two buttons provide merchandise
27:42perhaps by pressing three buttons at the same time
27:45merchandise may be removed
27:47it might be worth a try
27:48obviously I have nothing to lose
27:55your complaint has been received
27:58stand by
27:59stand by
28:00what are you going to be into now
28:05warning
28:06alien spacecraft approaching
28:09warning
28:11alien spacecraft landing
28:23four thousand eight hundred twenty third level three millionth galaxy
28:27shhh I know I know use a code it gets better results
28:39some dish is the name
28:41some dish
28:42what an odd name
28:48complaint manager for the celestial department stores area 17
28:53you called for me
28:55this mechanical meddler did it
28:57he insisted upon touching machine
28:58I warned him not to
29:00is that the material in question
29:03well I see nothing wrong with it
29:05you made a wise choice
29:07if I must say so myself
29:09if it is perfect
29:11the eternal fabric will last forever
29:15you call this attractive
29:17I think it's an execrable taste
29:19far from stylish
29:20we stand behind our merchandise 100% sir
29:24if you're displeased
29:26I am
29:27I would prefer to have my own clothes that please
29:31very well
29:36this is one of the older vending machines
29:40definitely outmoded
29:41but it should do the trick
29:49thank you
29:50thank you sir
29:52Mr. Sumdish
29:53now that you're here
29:54I should like to register another complaint
29:56a matter I would like handled immediately
29:59and what is that?
30:01some time ago I ordered an android
30:03a most peculiar creature appeared with silver skin
30:07oh yes yes yes
30:08Werder model
30:09101-65A
30:11you know about her?
30:12of course
30:13as a matter of fact when the credit department heard I was coming here
30:17they asked me to bring the bill along
30:20payment is due you know
30:22and collections are rather difficult from this planet
30:26did you say a bill?
30:27I have it right here
30:29you know
30:30so many errants
30:34wrong planet
30:35wrong planet
30:36wrong planet
30:55here
30:55here
30:55I do not propose to pay for her at all
30:57you must be aware sir
30:59sales merchandise cannot be returned
31:02we like to be liberal with our customers but
31:05I have no intention of paying you one red cent
31:08or whatever your currency happens to be
31:10that is very unfortunate sir
31:14very unfortunate indeed
31:23what are you doing?
31:26arresting you?
31:27ordering without intending to pay?
31:31shame on you
31:34shame on you
31:36that is worse than shoplifting
31:42Mr. Zumdish
31:43I leave it to you
31:45she is definitely defective
31:46you see
31:47I ordered her to my specifications
31:49and then she deserted me for the children
31:51she took my pointer
31:53she took his pointer
31:57primitive
31:59well
31:59if she is defective
32:01that could make a difference
32:03where is she now?
32:05I'll take you to her
32:06you'll see that I'm right
32:07I do hope that I'm not going to have to be harsh with you
32:11it upsets my whole day
32:13having to be harsh
32:15I wouldn't dream of upsetting your days
32:18thank you
32:18this way sir
32:19after you sir
32:20no sir
32:20after you
32:21thank you
32:24pointer indeed
32:25come along you cloud
32:26and that's four
32:33and you only need one more
32:34that's right
32:35one more and we're on our way to Alpha Centauri
32:37I better get back to the drill site
32:38alright
32:39well tell Judy and Will
32:40to get home before dark
32:41will you?
32:46tell Penny and Verda to stay in the ship
32:51what are you up to now Smith?
32:52these gentlemen have come for Verda
32:55who are you?
32:57my name is Tsumdisch
32:58I want no trouble with you sir
33:00but
33:00I represent the firm
33:02which created the android
33:04and I must insist
33:06on inspecting her
33:07will you bring her out here please?
33:09no
33:10if you wish to see Verda
33:11you'll have to go inside
33:12the guard will remain where he is
33:14in a show of force sir
33:16you certainly would be the loser
33:19your lasers would be quite ineffective
33:21against my security guards
33:22and
33:22as for your robot
33:25we melted down all our robots
33:27similar to him
33:28over a century ago
33:30nevertheless my terms stand
33:32you see her alone
33:33or you don't see her at all
33:34very well
33:44melted down
33:45indeed
33:51stay still
33:57you see
33:58she's definitely inferior merchandise
34:00absolutely worthless
34:02all right Smith wait outside
34:03just examine her carefully my dear sir
34:05you'll see that I'm right
34:13I'm afraid he's right
34:14shut
34:16shut
34:17shut
34:21I want to apologize to Dr. Smith
34:23I will definitely take her back
34:25what will you do with her?
34:27well she will be sent to the salvage department
34:29I imagine
34:30perhaps some of her circuits might be useful
34:32in the new models
34:33no you can't take her
34:35I won't let you
34:36Penny
34:36go to your cabin
34:38please don't let them take her
34:39please
34:40Penny
34:41go ahead dear
34:46there's no use prolonging this
34:47I take her now
34:48no
34:48you leave her here
34:51we'll talk this over
34:52and let you know what we decide to do
34:56you are in no position to dictate any terms
35:00with one wave of my hand
35:01I can have the ship disintegrated
35:04you might
35:05you might but
35:06we're still going to discuss it
35:08very well
35:10I give you
35:11five minutes
35:12not one second more
35:14at the end of that time
35:15you will deliver the android to me
35:17or be
35:19destroyed
35:23destroyed
35:30John
35:31do you really believe that he can destroy the spaceship?
35:34well
35:34it's quite possible
35:36what are you going to do?
35:37I don't know
35:39I honestly don't know
35:58what are you going to do?
35:58that's
35:59basically the situation
36:01murder goes back with them
36:02she'll be destroyed
36:04and we've got just
36:05five minutes to come up
36:06with an alternate solution
36:07I say
36:08let them have her
36:08one more word out of you Smith
36:10one more word
36:10no Don
36:11let him finish
36:12as I see it
36:13we don't have any choice
36:13after all they do own her
36:15and we don't have the money they require for her purchase
36:18let them take her back
36:19I know we don't have the money
36:21but
36:21well maybe we could trade something for her
36:24well that's a possibility
36:25you have something in mind?
36:27well
36:28Deuteronium's a universal currency
36:29I think
36:30I mean everybody uses it
36:32you would trade away our fuel?
36:35forgive them the Deuteronium daddy please
36:37yes we must
36:38we don't even know if they'll take it
36:40no I think before we decide on this
36:42we'd better understand what we're doing
36:44now we're within one canister of having enough to blast off this planet
36:48if Zumdish accepts our fuel
36:50we may never leave here
36:51have you all taken leave of your senses?
36:53shall we be deprived of the one thing which has kept us alive
36:55just for the sake of a machine?
36:56that's all she is you know
36:57just a machine
36:58not a human being
36:59I'm not so sure about that
37:02look
37:10why don't we take a vote?
37:11all those in favor of trading our fuel for Verda
37:14raise their hands
37:15raise their hands
37:24you traitor
37:26madness
37:26absolute madness
37:30hey
37:31take Verda to your cabin
37:32come come
37:36I want to thank you.
37:39I want to thank you all.
37:50That may be premature.
37:52Zumdisch may not want to trade.
37:59Your time is up.
38:01Mr. Zumdisch?
38:02We've decided to keep her.
38:04Now, we don't have any money, but maybe we could affect the trade.
38:08A trade? For inferior merchandise like that?
38:11We like her as she is.
38:15Very well. What did you have in mind?
38:18Petronium.
38:19You do use it on your planet, don't you?
38:21Yes.
38:23All right, I'll trade you one canister for her.
38:30Your refining methods are very crude.
38:33This would have to be refined 100 times before we can even use it.
38:37All right.
38:39Two canisters.
38:43Perhaps something could be worked out.
38:45Deal?
38:47Deal.
38:49John, Penny and Verda are gone.
38:51Gone?
38:52Yes, they must have gone out the escape hatch.
38:54Penny was so afraid that they'd take Verda away.
38:56Are you trying to trick me?
38:57No tricks.
38:58If we don't find them before dark, I don't know what'll happen to them.
39:01John!
39:03My security guard is designed to track androids.
39:09Take the phone of him inside and close the hatch.
39:17Any sign of them?
39:18No, not a track.
39:19Never fear. My man will send up a signal when he finds them.
39:22Better not harm Penny or Verda's ambition.
39:23My guard's not programmed to fight unless he's attacked.
39:29We're right here.
39:32Why are you doing this for me?
39:34I wasn't sure Daddy could trade for you, and I won't let them take you.
39:37Security guard will find me.
39:38Maybe not, but if he does, we'll run again.
39:41Are all humans like you and your family?
39:44Yes, I'd say so, just about.
39:46Then I think it would be very nice to be human.
39:54You must not attack them.
39:55I won't let them take you.
40:09Can't you do something?
40:10My prime directive as a machine is not programmed for aggressive action.
40:13But you're not just a machine. You're not.
40:15Stay here.
40:16Where are you going?
40:17Stay here. I'm ready to try.
40:21Stop.
40:23She attacked my men.
40:25Penny, where are you?
40:26Here, Daddy. I'm all right.
40:28You won't let them take her, will you?
40:30It's got to be all right, honey.
40:31You were programmed never to attack a security guard.
40:34I do many things now I was never programmed for.
40:37And you're not going to take their fuel for me, do you hear?
40:40You will take me back with you.
40:42I don't want to stay any longer.
40:44A bargain's a bargain, Zamdish.
40:46Can't you see what she's doing?
40:47I can't see what she's doing, all right.
40:49She's lying.
40:50Willing to sacrifice herself.
40:52It does not seem possible, not at all.
40:54This model was never programmed for self-sacrifice.
40:57Nevertheless, we have a bargain.
40:59There's no bargain made.
41:00No, no, no, no.
41:01I simply could not be.
41:02I don't know how it happened.
41:04What I thought is the Model 101 is not the 101 at all.
41:07Zamdish, what are you talking about?
41:10Miraculous transformation has taken place.
41:12This is the special deluxe Android Model 77B.
41:18Oh, there's not enough of value on this planet to trade for her.
41:21Then you're not going to take her to the scrap heap?
41:23Oh, my goodness, no.
41:25She's close to human now, with qualities that are much in demand in this universe.
41:29She was willing to sacrifice herself in the name of love.
41:32And that's a rare thing indeed.
41:35Verda, do you want to go with him?
41:38I'd love to be able to stay with you.
41:40But you're going to be leaving soon anyway.
41:42And there are many places where I'm needed more.
41:45Must you go?
41:46I'm afraid I must.
41:48But we'll still have time together before I leave.
41:59Why so clump?
42:01Verda's going to be all right, and we've got our fuel.
42:03No, it's not that.
42:04What is it?
42:06Well, I can't decide whether to have Smith drawn and quartered or simply boiled in oil.
42:11You know, I think it'd be interesting either way.
42:13That it might.
42:17Come along.
42:18Pull, pull.
42:18Put some spirit into it.
42:20Oh, I'm completely done in.
42:23Energy cell exhausted.
42:25I can pull no more.
42:27Calm yourself.
42:28This will do nicely.
42:30It's a veritable gold mine, my dear boy.
42:33Fortune is ours.
42:34You must take it back.
42:36It does not belong to you.
42:38Never fear.
42:39Smith is here.
42:40I'm only borrowing it.
42:41And Mr. Someday should be delighted.
42:43I intend to make him a very rich man.
42:45How?
42:46By ordering some more verders, of course.
42:48Training them as I did the first one.
42:50Giving them polish, so to speak.
42:53Now, let me see.
42:54If they're worth a hundred when they arrive here, and I can increase their value to a thousand.
43:00Yes, that's a reasonable price.
43:02That would represent a profit of nine hundred on each.
43:09Splendid.
43:10I should like to see Mr. Someday's face when he learns of my plans.
43:14Oh, isn't it lovely?
43:17It's the first time I've ever lost one of my machines.
43:21It was Smith again.
43:21I'll bet money on it.
43:22Well, don't worry, Mr. Someday.
43:24We'll get your machine back for you.
43:25Oh, I'm not worried about getting it back.
43:27It's just that I have never had one stolen before.
43:36Look, it's Dr. Smith.
43:38Is he all right?
43:40Yes, indeed.
43:40You have but to push any of the buttons to free him.
43:44If you want to keep him, I would suggest that you do it right away.
43:47There's always a chance that he might be ordered from a different planet where I have a machine like this.
43:53Now, we must be getting back.
43:55I must be at the store before closing time.
44:08Come on, cheer up.
44:10You can come and visit me one day.
44:13I'll be doing the most important work a machine can do.
44:16But I'll never forget you.
44:19I love you both.
44:20Love.
44:21Ha!
44:23Goodbye, Verda.
44:26Verda?
44:28Goodbye.
44:39If you would care to leave Dr. Smith in the machine, I think I can get you a fair price
44:46for him.
45:02You know, for two cents, I'd take some of Dish's advice.
45:05But then again, I'd never have the pleasure of watching you try to get out of work again, would I,
45:08Doctor?
45:09Oh, well.
45:32Hello.
45:34I must have dozed off for a moment.
45:36I had the strangest dream.
45:38I dreamt I was a piece of merchandise in some galactic department store.
45:42Oh, sure, Smith.
45:44In the bargain basement.
45:46Fiddly fire, Major.
45:47Your barbs will never harm you.
45:56Here are the other tools, Dr. Smith.
45:58Ah, splendid.
45:59Cutters.
46:05There.
46:06Finished.
46:08William, our operation is a smashing success.
46:11The operation is a success.
46:13But unfortunately, the patient is dead.
46:16Nonsense, Ninny.
46:18This weather station is completely operational.
46:21You failed to secure the wires of the sensitizer.
46:23Maybe you'd better check the wiring again, Dr. Smith, just in case.
46:27Nonsense, my boy.
46:28It's an absolutely perfect order not pick up the tools.
46:35Hello, son.
46:36Oh, hi, Dad.
46:37Well, how's it going, Smith?
46:41Do you wish to answer the question, Dr. Smith, or shall I?
46:44Hold your tongue, sir.
46:46Ah, Professor.
46:47Finished.
46:48A push of the switch is all that is necessary.
46:50Very good.
46:51Then you shall have the honor of connecting the relay station to Jupiter 2.
46:54Splendid.
47:03Obviously, a faulty relay.
47:07Attention.
47:07Attention.
47:08Alien are approaching.
47:14He's a veritable giant.
47:18He doesn't seem hostile.
47:20So let's find out what he's doing here.
47:22We've had experience with these strange space creatures before you know.
47:25I'm John Robinson from the planet Earth.
47:28He probably doesn't understand us.
47:31I'll offer him my hand.
47:32That's a universally understood gesture.
47:33Oh, it's an excellent idea.
47:41Friend.
47:41Friend.
47:42Yes, I'm a friend too.
47:53Dad!
47:56Dad, look out!
48:03No!
48:33No!
49:03No!
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