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00:01:32In your own time.
00:01:56Elizabeth II.
00:02:26I'm just saying, like...
00:02:31Yeah.
00:02:36Uh-huh.
00:02:39Didn't have any of this lockdown bollocks with the Spanish flu.
00:02:42You're not being funny, but didn't that kill loads of people?
00:02:44Only about 50 to 100 million.
00:02:47Who are you talking to, Cariad?
00:02:51Uh, just someone from college who fancies me.
00:02:55We're going to meet tomorrow.
00:03:01What's her name?
00:03:02Her name?
00:03:03Hmm.
00:03:04Alex?
00:03:05Well, don't forget to bring that Alex a bone for her guide dog.
00:03:07Oh, Mick.
00:03:08You're so funny, Mick.
00:03:09I'm dead.
00:03:10Come on.
00:03:11Come on.
00:03:11You're going to be late.
00:03:12Thanks, love.
00:03:14I'll see you in the morning.
00:03:14Hmm.
00:03:15Not if I see you first.
00:03:18Hmm.
00:03:22He doesn't mean anything by you.
00:03:24Oh, you keep telling yourself that, Mum.
00:03:28Keep telling yourself that.
00:03:57Look, I know what you're thinking.
00:04:00I don't look like my photos.
00:04:04All right, so I might have used a filter.
00:04:07Oh, there's no filter that good.
00:04:09All right.
00:04:10Don't bite my head off.
00:04:12Like, at least I'm fucking legal.
00:04:14You're, what, 15?
00:04:1616?
00:04:17I saw 16.
00:04:19I'm nearly 18.
00:04:21You don't look it.
00:04:24And you don't look like Ryan Gosling.
00:04:39You know what?
00:04:40I should probably get going.
00:04:41Yeah, suit yourself.
00:04:42But just so you know,
00:04:44I'm not a loser.
00:04:48Did I say that?
00:04:49Nah, because losers don't get presents like this.
00:04:51Yeah?
00:04:52Or these bar boys.
00:04:55Hmm.
00:04:56I'm buzzing for you.
00:04:58And losers don't have famous people giving them a load of cash.
00:05:01So you're friends with someone famous?
00:05:05More like his porn dealer.
00:05:08Look at your face.
00:05:11Talk about Little Miss Innocent.
00:05:14Famous?
00:05:16How famous?
00:05:18On the telly every night famous.
00:05:24I ain't lying.
00:05:27Prove it.
00:05:28...
00:05:35...
00:05:42...
00:05:43...
00:07:43Does that include the rumor you're in the seat when old Queenie pops a Jimmy Choo's?
00:07:47Hey, keep your voice down. I don't think they heard you in Manchester there.
00:07:51Operation London Bridge is the worst kept secret in telly.
00:07:54No, nothing's been decided. Truth be told, I'm not everyone's first or even tenth choice.
00:08:00Everyone be.
00:08:02Certain individuals who think that having depression means you're just one bad day away from going full Christine Chubbuck.
00:08:08And other certain individuals who think that my accent is a slippery slope towards a scouse or even, God forbid,
00:08:15a Brummie voice of the nation.
00:08:17I've been paranoid much.
00:08:19It's not paranoia if everyone really does hate you, is it?
00:08:24Good.
00:08:29I thought you'd gone to bed.
00:08:32Nah, she's doing some college stuff.
00:08:36How do you take her?
00:08:38Oh, um, I don't know. She wasn't really my type.
00:08:43I don't work in brain cell, is she?
00:08:46Ah.
00:08:5560 seconds, Hugh.
00:08:57All right, remember everyone, nation shall speak peace unto nation.
00:09:01And if you could make me look good as well, then so much the better.
00:09:06She's going to...
00:09:07What are you doing?
00:09:09I want to watch the news.
00:09:10Why?
00:09:11It's a load of bollocks.
00:09:13So why do you watch it then?
00:09:14Because I'm smart enough to know it is a load of bollocks.
00:09:17Oh, you need to let him watch the flippin' news.
00:09:19Oh, get brainwashed.
00:09:22Oh, you like to hear Edwards anyway.
00:09:24Oh, yeah, he's a lot of she is.
00:09:27Yeah, he's all right.
00:09:29Seems like a solid love.
00:09:30I think he's absent.
00:09:32No, I'm back to the respect.
00:09:41Why?
00:09:43I thought you wanted to watch the bloody news.
00:09:45No.
00:09:49Good evening.
00:09:50Tonight at 10.
00:09:51More people were made redundant at the three months to October this year than at any comparable
00:09:55period.
00:09:56The hospitality industry is especially bad.
00:09:59In the U.S. six weeks after the election, Joe Biden...
00:10:11I've got 12 vids.
00:10:13If you want them.
00:10:29Couldn't play the last batch, but the others were amazing.
00:10:37If you like them, you'll love these.
00:11:01The end of the national silence and the beginning of the funeral service.
00:11:07Oh, poor woman.
00:11:10Standing there by a lonesome.
00:11:14Maybe she'd drop one.
00:11:15Oh, have some respect.
00:11:17She's the bloody queen.
00:11:19Your queen, not mine.
00:11:20Oh, God, you're chopsy today.
00:11:23It's been sad.
00:11:25But she's got a lovely big palace and your swan to cheer her.
00:11:29Oh, stop it.
00:11:33Quiet, love.
00:11:34Makes it change.
00:11:36Well, it's like you say.
00:11:38It's dead sad.
00:11:39Oh, now you and all.
00:11:41Why not have a fucking Union Jack out of the front of the house and be done?
00:11:45Prince Edward and their families.
00:11:59How was your day?
00:12:03Busy.
00:12:05Yeah, I saw you were braille, by the way.
00:12:10Flattery will get you everywhere.
00:12:20Are you okay to go on video?
00:12:42What's the problem?
00:12:44I'm just a bit down.
00:12:45So, when I was watching the Queen earlier, like, she looked so, um, like, lonely and like trapped.
00:12:54Like trapped.
00:12:56Sorry.
00:12:59I guess that's how I feel sometimes.
00:13:02Except I live in Butte Town and there's no fucking Roseanne.
00:13:06If there's any consolation, I grew up in Clangennick.
00:13:09Oh, yeah?
00:13:10Huh.
00:13:11Never heard of it.
00:13:12No, nobody has.
00:13:13It's the arse end of nowhere.
00:13:17Were you also in the guise then?
00:13:21It's ancient history.
00:13:24So, that's a no?
00:13:28Not exactly.
00:13:30It was, um, well, it was a more complicated time, yeah.
00:13:35Huh.
00:13:36And now?
00:13:38And now?
00:13:40I just try to remember that there's, uh, a bigger picture to consider.
00:13:45Right.
00:13:46So, you're not ashamed or anything, no?
00:13:47No, it's got nothing to do with shame, Ryan.
00:13:51The stakes are just higher for me than they are for you.
00:13:54You know?
00:13:56I'll tell you one thing for a fact, though.
00:13:57If I was your age now, I wouldn't be hiding away.
00:14:00Well, that's because you don't live in my estate.
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:04Everyone around here thinks that...
00:14:07I don't know.
00:14:09They think that...
00:14:11Homosexuals are taking over the world.
00:14:14Reckon they're even worse than the English.
00:14:17Mm.
00:14:17They remind me of my father.
00:14:19May you rest in peace.
00:14:20Especially when it comes to the Saison.
00:14:22What about case?
00:14:26Well, we never had that conversation.
00:14:28What I mean to say is it never arose as a topic.
00:14:32But what if it had?
00:14:36Uh, I really don't know.
00:14:39I think I was already an embarrassment to him.
00:14:41What?
00:14:42He said you were an embarrassment.
00:14:44There's no way.
00:14:45Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:14:46Here with the academic failure, that was me.
00:14:49Oh, I'm really enjoying dredging all this shit up, by the way.
00:14:52It's very fucking cathartic.
00:14:55I just thought we were having a moment.
00:15:00Sorry.
00:15:03I can tell you're angry.
00:15:04I can see it.
00:15:05No, I'm not angry.
00:15:06But there have to be boundaries between us.
00:15:08Lines of demarcation.
00:15:10Do you understand?
00:15:12Yeah.
00:15:13Yeah, no, I...
00:15:13Yeah, sorry.
00:15:14I understand.
00:15:18So, um...
00:15:21What would you like to talk about instead, Hill?
00:15:24Nothing.
00:15:25Why don't you show me something instead?
00:15:52Slowly.
00:15:53Slowly.
00:16:01Slowly, baby.
00:16:04Slowly.
00:16:43Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:16:49oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:16:49oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:16:49oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:16:49oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:16:49oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:17:16Don't you worry about people saying stuff?
00:17:19What stuff?
00:17:22Gay stuff?
00:17:23No, too important for that now.
00:17:25And if they found out by us?
00:17:27They won't.
00:17:28But what if?
00:17:29The media would eat me alive and my career would be destroyed.
00:17:34Shit.
00:17:36Well, that won't happen, baby.
00:17:38So long as you always listen to me.
00:17:57Oh, Ria.
00:18:25Back already?
00:18:26Hey, work-shy little bugger.
00:18:29Let me guess, puncture.
00:18:30Or is the whole of Cardiff on a hunger strike?
00:18:33Did something to my leg.
00:18:35And the other one's got fucking bells on it.
00:18:38Right, I'm gonna have a bath, okay? Soak it off, like.
00:18:41Not before me, you bloody not.
00:18:43Ma'am.
00:18:44Don't look at her.
00:18:46You start paying a few bills round here,
00:18:48then maybe you can have first fucking dip.
00:18:57Right, that shit's really starting to do my head in now.
00:19:00You've got three brand new piercer trainers in your wardrobe.
00:19:05Three.
00:19:07Hundred pound a pop, according to the internet.
00:19:11Are you dealing?
00:19:13What?
00:19:14Drugs.
00:19:15Ganga, cocaine, smack.
00:19:17Oh, my God.
00:19:17You think I'm a heroin dealer now, hell.
00:19:19Don't you bloody laugh at me.
00:19:21You've barely done a day's work this month.
00:19:23Whoa.
00:19:23Look who's chanting Mick now.
00:19:25I want the truth, Ryan, I mean it.
00:19:29Okay.
00:19:31Well, if you must know, it's...
00:19:35The trainers.
00:19:37They're fakes.
00:19:41Fakes?
00:19:42Yes, yes, they're fakes.
00:19:44They're dupes, you know, knock-offs.
00:19:46I just sell them on as the real deal.
00:19:49But isn't that illegal?
00:19:52Only if you get caught.
00:19:53I have raised you better than that, Ryan.
00:19:55Oh, here we go.
00:19:56Excuse me.
00:19:57While you are living under this roof, you will respect my rules.
00:20:00Then how about you respect my privacy then, man?
00:20:03Like, fuck off!
00:20:04I'm 18, I'm not a kid anymore!
00:20:12She thinks I'm selling fake gear.
00:20:16Good.
00:20:18Keep it that way.
00:20:19And maybe go easy on the shopping sprees.
00:20:22You're not fucking Imelda Marcos.
00:20:25Who?
00:20:26Don't worry.
00:20:27It's that generational thing.
00:20:30Well, there's places to do in my hiding.
00:20:32I need to get away for a few days.
00:20:34Honestly, it's like I can't breathe sometimes.
00:20:37Where would you go?
00:20:40I haven't got a Scooby.
00:20:42A Scooby?
00:20:44A Scooby-Doo.
00:20:45Clue.
00:20:47It's a generation thing.
00:20:49No, but seriously, all I know is anywhere's better than here.
00:20:53Well, it sounds like you just need a change of scenery.
00:20:56Uh-huh.
00:20:56Try a life transplant.
00:20:59Ah.
00:21:00The grass isn't always greener.
00:21:02Yeah, but it might be less fucking naggy and nosy.
00:21:08Any suggestions?
00:21:09Leave it with me, baby.
00:21:12Seriously?
00:21:13Yeah.
00:21:15A happy lion equals a happy hue.
00:21:51Oh, it's amazing.
00:21:53You know, I've only, like, stayed in a hotel like...
00:21:55Like?
00:21:56Oh.
00:21:59I've only stayed in a hotel twice in my life,
00:22:02and I've never even had my own room.
00:22:04Mmm.
00:22:05Oh, it was dead funny at reception, right?
00:22:08I never actually thought that you'd buck it under your real name.
00:22:11Oh, yeah.
00:22:12Yeah, I should have told you that.
00:22:13Yeah.
00:22:14Well, I ended up saying you were my uncle.
00:22:16I prefer Daddy, if it's all the same.
00:22:23Um...
00:22:23Well, anyway, let me, uh, let me show you the room.
00:22:26So...
00:22:27Oh, look at this.
00:22:28How classy is that?
00:22:29Can you see that?
00:22:31Wow.
00:22:31I never knew Cardiff could look so beautiful.
00:22:34What?
00:22:34And then, over here.
00:22:37Mmm.
00:22:38Yes, please.
00:22:41Ryan's very own mini bar.
00:22:43Can you see those?
00:22:43Can you see?
00:22:45And then, let me show you the bathroom.
00:22:47So...
00:22:48Oh, before that, these slides here.
00:22:50I'm definitely gonna pinch those slides when I leave.
00:22:53And here, the big reveal.
00:22:55Do not get me started on this bathroom.
00:22:58It's massive.
00:22:59And look, I've got, look, six, yes, six towels.
00:23:03Coming!
00:23:03I'm just on a work call.
00:23:05I've been called to supper.
00:23:07Send me a vid instead.
00:23:08Okay, Mr. Supper.
00:23:10You, darling, come here for your supper.
00:23:15It's just a word.
00:23:17Yeah, for rich people.
00:23:19I mean, in our house, we just have plain old tea.
00:23:22Well, for your information, my upbringing wasn't exactly well to do.
00:23:26Yeah, but look, you know, you're famous.
00:23:29You know?
00:23:30Living the dream.
00:23:31Oh, is that so?
00:23:32Because you know me so well.
00:23:35Whoa, why have you been like this?
00:23:36I'm only messing around with you.
00:23:40Let's get one thing straight.
00:23:43Unlike you, everything I have, I've earned.
00:23:47And that includes respect.
00:23:51I weren't being disrespectful.
00:23:53I was...
00:23:56Hill.
00:24:01Hill, please talk to me.
00:24:05Or at least...
00:24:07Tell me how I can make it up to you.
00:24:11Earn your keep and know your fucking place.
00:24:40Naughty picks and vids.
00:24:42Unsure, if you'd like.
00:24:47go on
00:24:49young
00:24:51go on
00:25:09all right
00:25:11did someone say
00:25:13party
00:25:26you've drunk everything
00:25:28oh so
00:25:29all the more
00:25:30oh
00:25:34can we get someone to eat as well
00:25:36that starved me
00:25:37yeah you can have whatever you want
00:25:39she's done paying
00:25:42oh please please please
00:25:43please please tell me his name
00:25:45for the thousandth time
00:25:47i'm not allowed
00:25:48no no no i'm not allowed
00:25:50that's the deal
00:25:50we're still jammy
00:25:53i reckon it'll pick me up first
00:25:58oh and don't hit
00:26:04i know you think gag sucks
00:26:12right fuck it
00:26:13chug is a bump
00:26:14yeah funny
00:26:15i'm not joking
00:26:17come on
00:26:24mhm
00:26:27oh
00:26:28oh
00:26:28oh
00:26:29oh
00:26:29oh
00:26:39Hehehehehehe
00:26:40Who did you?
00:26:42Don't we take this party up or not?
00:26:44Oh yeah?
00:26:45Ryan, meet dad!
00:26:47Hi!
00:26:48You alright?
00:26:48Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
00:26:50Great.
00:26:51Chills.
00:26:52Yeah!
00:26:52Fucking chills!
00:26:55Who did you?
00:27:04Oh.
00:27:08Yeah.
00:27:14Oh.
00:27:17Oh.
00:27:19Oh.
00:27:21Yeah.
00:27:24Oh.
00:27:25Ah.
00:27:26Uh.
00:27:27Uh.
00:27:28Uh.
00:27:41Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
00:27:46You bastard.
00:27:55Remembered where you lived, Dan?
00:27:56Yeah. Can I borrow your phone, please?
00:27:58Why was your phone?
00:27:59I lost it, OK?
00:28:00How?
00:28:01Give me your phone, will you?
00:28:16What happened?
00:28:17I got mad. The guy, he took everything. Seriously, he was massive.
00:28:22Right, so this Neanderthal has your phone with all my fucking info and text?
00:28:26No, no, no, no. I delete everything you sent. Everything. Just like you told me.
00:28:30You better be telling the truth. If this gets in the wrong hands, I'm done. It's front page news.
00:28:35Hill, chill.
00:28:37Don't tell me to chill. I'm taking all the fucking risks here.
00:28:40You get to walk off into the sunset. Me, I'm getting crucified.
00:28:43Well, that's not gonna happen, is it?
00:28:45And for what? I mean, what even is this?
00:28:47It's one-way traffic. That's what it is.
00:28:50Well, our fucking change is today.
00:28:52What? What are you saying?
00:28:54I'm saying I'm sick and tired of always giving and never receiving.
00:28:58But I... I do stuff for you.
00:29:01You do the bare minimum, Ryan. Even then it's like you're doing me a favour.
00:29:06Then tell me what you want.
00:29:09I want more, Ryan. That's what I want. More.
00:29:14What about this, Ryan.
00:29:14It's got lleva.
00:29:18How you keep moving from now, Ryan squeaking and is it?
00:29:32How can you keep waking up?
00:29:36Oh, my god.
00:29:38It's gone.
00:29:39I want to run .
00:29:41It's just raw.
00:29:42It's just raw to realize this, okay?
00:29:43Oh, no, man.
00:29:58Hi.
00:30:00Follow me.
00:30:20Are you sure?
00:30:38Cool.
00:30:59you have one new message i'm sorry i just couldn't hear what i i froze it's me not you
00:31:07i promise please don't give up for me
00:31:37so
00:31:39so
00:31:54so
00:31:55so
00:31:57so
00:32:02so
00:32:06so
00:32:16so
00:32:19so
00:32:24so
00:32:29so
00:32:30so
00:32:35so
00:33:05how was that
00:33:07barely adequate
00:33:09then tell me how to improve
00:33:13try getting in fucking shape for a start
00:33:15i'm in a better condition than you are
00:33:18okay fine
00:33:19i'll start coming to the gym again i promise
00:33:21all right
00:33:23but do it for yourself yes not for me
00:33:26all right now i'm going away baby so i'll be off comms for a few days
00:33:28is this all there is
00:33:32all there is
00:33:33mm-hmm
00:33:38between us
00:33:41if you want more
00:33:43fucking sort yourself out
00:33:55where do i know that voice from
00:33:57where do i know that voice from
00:33:58did you get the stuff
00:34:00please
00:34:05thank you
00:34:06not until i get some fucking rent money
00:34:11one night i told you that were two months ago
00:34:13oh and
00:34:15whoever
00:34:16daddy is he sounds like a right cock
00:34:33i'm gonna fuck the door
00:34:36i'm getting my fucking trainers
00:34:38doors open
00:34:39whoops
00:34:42mick's gonna kill us
00:34:43no relax
00:34:44he's working up north in the minute
00:34:46look it's no biggie
00:34:47i'll just
00:34:48pay to get a fix
00:34:51slow down
00:34:52oh sash
00:34:53stop it
00:34:54stop worrying all the time
00:34:55you need to fucking slow down
00:34:58oh no
00:35:00oh jesus
00:35:01no more
00:35:02shhh
00:35:03shhh
00:35:04shhh
00:35:05shhh
00:35:05shhh
00:35:06shhh
00:35:07shhh
00:35:07out
00:35:09now
00:35:15that was a bit rude
00:35:20shhh
00:35:21shhh
00:35:22shhh
00:35:22shhh
00:35:22shhh
00:35:22oh
00:35:23shhh
00:35:24shhh
00:35:24shhh
00:35:24shhh
00:35:26shhh
00:35:26you disgust me
00:35:53you disgust me
00:35:56shhh
00:36:00shhh
00:36:01can't believe i slept all day
00:36:03shhh
00:36:04shhh
00:36:04shhh
00:36:04shhh
00:36:05shhh
00:36:06i don't know who you are anymore ryan
00:36:08i really don't
00:36:09shhh
00:36:11shhh
00:36:12shhh
00:36:12for you to bring that
00:36:13shhh
00:36:14filth into my house
00:36:17shhh
00:36:19shhh
00:36:20shhh
00:36:21shhh
00:36:21shhh
00:36:33shhh
00:36:34saw
00:36:35shhh
00:36:36shhh
00:36:41jesus
00:36:43ss
00:36:45shhh
00:36:46and tell me the truth.
00:36:49The truth?
00:36:51Know where all your money comes from.
00:36:57Tell me!
00:37:07There's a...
00:37:11There's a man...
00:37:15It gives us presents and money, like...
00:37:19Money for what?
00:37:22Um, no, stuff.
00:37:26Different stuff.
00:37:28What kind of stuff?
00:37:31Right, and what kind of stuff?
00:37:33Mum, you don't want to know.
00:37:39You see...
00:37:44Are you saying you're gay?
00:37:47It's not about that.
00:37:51I mean...
00:37:55Yeah.
00:37:59Yeah.
00:38:02But that's not why.
00:38:04It's more complicated.
00:38:06It's hard to understand.
00:38:08Then make me understand.
00:38:10Do I know him?
00:38:11No.
00:38:13No, not exactly.
00:38:14What's his name?
00:38:16Mum, do we really need to do this right now?
00:38:38What are you doing?
00:38:39Yeah, you said you wanted to know who he is, right?
00:38:43Right?
00:38:59That's...
00:38:59Yeah.
00:39:13We need to tell someone
00:39:17Marianne is wrong
00:39:18The media will destroy him
00:39:22He's told me
00:39:25To control you, love
00:39:27This is what he's going to do
00:39:30No, no, no, he means it
00:39:33You've got too much to lose
00:39:34I don't care
00:39:35Please, please
00:39:39I couldn't live with myself
00:39:41He did something to himself
00:39:45I couldn't
00:39:48Mum, seriously, you've got to
00:39:52Promise me
00:40:00I promise
00:40:05Come on, let's go back inside
00:40:07No, I bet you go
00:40:21It's not as bad as you think it is
00:40:26He says I'm important to it, Mum
00:40:31He says I'm special
00:40:55Think heartbroken
00:41:04Alex Williams, you're charged with possessing and distributing indecent images of children
00:41:08As well as possessing prohibited images of children
00:41:11You do not have to say anything, but it may harm you the fence if you do not mention when
00:41:14questioned
00:41:41Heartbroken
00:41:42But austere
00:41:58Hugh? In your own time?
00:42:06A few moments ago, Buckingham Palace announced the death of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
00:42:13The palace has just issued this statement. It says that the Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.
00:42:19The King and the Queen consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.
00:42:26Within the past few minutes...
00:42:27I can't believe it's propaganda.
00:42:31They really practice that luck.
00:42:33To recap on the statement, the Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.
00:42:37Who?
00:42:41Hill who?
00:42:43Your sugar daddy.
00:42:45Never forget, Ryan.
00:42:48The seven Ps.
00:42:50Proper planning and preparation prevents piss poor performance.
00:42:55I am...
00:42:56I am sorry...
00:42:57What?
00:43:00He's your sugar daddy.
00:43:04That old fossil.
00:43:09Seriously.
00:43:12You got me joking.
00:43:18Right.
00:43:20You're shitting me, right?
00:43:27King Charles, give Hugh Edwards a knighthood.
00:43:31What a consummate professional.
00:43:33Calm, sombre...
00:43:35All right, stop, stop.
00:43:35Please stop.
00:43:36Oh, and this one.
00:43:37Measured but powerful gravitas.
00:43:39Hit me like a hammer.
00:43:40Oh.
00:43:41Word.
00:43:42Gravitas.
00:43:43Looks like you were right to swerve strictly after all.
00:43:45All right.
00:43:46That's enough.
00:43:47Yeah.
00:43:47That's not good for my ego.
00:43:48I'm sorry.
00:43:49Britain has spoken.
00:43:50You are literally the voice of the nation.
00:43:53Oh, I don't know about that.
00:43:54I'm just doing my job.
00:44:14If you don't send me 2,500 right now, me and my friends,
00:44:25will show the sun and the mirror what you have been doing.
00:44:39Ungrateful shit.
00:44:41What the hell, Sasha?
00:44:42No!
00:44:43You can't send them!
00:44:44Yes!
00:44:44Stop being a pussy.
00:44:46Because I have been speaking to other boys you have spoke to.
00:44:59Stop being a knob and talk to me tomorrow.
00:45:02Owen, you're sober.
00:45:07You gonna let them speak to you like that?
00:45:09No, give me that.
00:45:11When I'm sober, do you want people thinking you're a nut?
00:45:15Do you want people thinking you're a whore?
00:45:18Stop being a dick for fuck's sake.
00:45:20Coming!
00:45:21Don't.
00:45:22Back off.
00:45:23Now.
00:45:241.30am.
00:45:26If it ain't in there, then these pictures are going everywhere.
00:45:30Ah, it's blackmail you mean.
00:45:32Ten years in jail for that, princess.
00:45:34It's all here.
00:45:36Talk to you tomorrow, Ryan.
00:45:37You've disappointed me.
00:45:39So you want people knowing you like 17-year-old boys?
00:45:42You're a blackmailer, okay?
00:45:44So you're a what?
00:45:46A paedophile?
00:45:57Happy New Year.
00:46:01Happy.
00:46:04Bit optimistic, innit?
00:46:10You can't let the boy ruin your life.
00:46:14That's not fair on either of us.
00:46:18I know this is hard for you, love.
00:46:24But it's not Ryan's fault.
00:46:26Course not.
00:46:28It never is.
00:46:31Can we talk about something else?
00:46:32No.
00:46:33We're having this out.
00:46:36I know.
00:46:37It's a fucking sickness and everything.
00:46:40But no one's making him snort that shit up his nose.
00:46:43It's not his bloody fault, okay?
00:46:52He's being groomed.
00:46:54What do you want about groomed?
00:46:58Groomed by who?
00:47:01Even now, like, I can't...
00:47:04I can't really get my head around here.
00:47:08Carys.
00:47:10Groomed by who?
00:47:18Hugh Edwards.
00:47:21From the news.
00:47:26you're telling me who edwards the fucking who edwards off the telly is gay for ryan i didn't
00:47:33say gay did i say gay i know it sounds mad don't be daft nothing mad about that makes perfect
00:47:42fucking sense ryan told me ryan's office stock and so are you if you believe that bollocks i
00:47:48have seen text messages from them he showed me even you're in yourself it's true what because
00:47:55your precious angel says why would he lie because that's what druggies do they lie they steal they
00:48:01fucking infect everything and everyone around them i need you to believe me i'm gonna bear
00:48:08make please i'm sorry this is where i tap out
00:48:22well sorry doesn't make it right you know when you say the things that you say it hurts
00:48:26hurts me deeply it's not on purpose honest it's just things have been
00:48:34things have been a bit rough lately oh you think that justifies your behavior didn't say that
00:48:39did i look i know i've let you down no you've let yourself down and you know why because i'm
00:48:46wasting my potential i'm sorry i didn't catch that because i'm wasting my potential yes you are and
00:48:51you know exactly why that is because i don't listen to you enough no no you don't now how much
00:48:59does my
00:48:59little blood-sucking vampire want today 200 is that all because obviously i'm a fucking walking
00:49:07talking atm sasha's gonna throw me out i'll be on the streets i'll be off con you know what
00:49:22switch your camera on do we have to yes
00:49:35oh christ i wish i hadn't asked okay so here's the deal i'll send you yet more fucking money
00:49:46thanks thanks but i want to say this to you and ryan i want you to listen very clearly and
00:49:57very
00:49:57carefully oh and try not to look like a five pounder suck meth addict please
00:50:09well is he gonna pay you or what
00:50:15ryan is the prick's hand in money
00:50:19um uh yeah so what why the face
00:50:31don't have to see him yeah i do what because he says so
00:50:39fuck off i owe him sash
00:50:43i owe him for everything is that what the old perverts been telling you he's not an old pervert okay
00:50:49he's not just it's hard for him to have like a normal relationship that's all it is
00:50:55is that what you want
00:50:59i don't know
00:51:02what if i do
00:51:02fuck me next you'll be telling me you're in love
00:51:08oh my god
00:51:10ryan
00:51:12love isn't being shit scared of someone
00:51:16love isn't being some on-demand phone sex doll
00:51:21love isn't that fucked up thing in the mirror
00:51:24all right
00:51:27so what is love then sash
00:51:32what is love sash
00:51:35come on miss fucking one train wreck after another
00:51:38tell me what is love spill the tea
00:51:42maybe i don't have a fucking clue
00:51:47but i do know one thing
00:51:51bare minimum for love
00:51:53is being able to say no to someone
00:51:57who doesn't do no
00:52:01well then
00:52:02you'd best piss off
00:52:05and not keep daddy waiting
00:52:30oh my god
00:52:33okay
00:52:36just
00:52:47Mick?
00:52:50Mick!
00:52:53I told you I wasn't off my head.
00:52:56What are you on about?
00:52:56See for yourself.
00:53:03It's him, it's...
00:53:04Kate Wetwoods.
00:53:06I don't get it. How come you've seen this?
00:53:08Ryan's forgotten to log out of his Instagram on my phone again.
00:53:11And you can read their messages?
00:53:12Yeah, and he is in Cardiff. Now.
00:53:14He's here. And we're meant to meet up.
00:53:17See, this is what my Ryan has been dealing with.
00:53:24He's saying that he's going back to the station, he's going back to London.
00:53:27When?
00:53:28Now.
00:53:40I've left messages on your ins.
00:53:42But I don't know where the fuck you are.
00:53:44I'm rapidly losing patience, Ryan.
00:53:47You'd better have a cast iron reason for standing me up.
00:53:53Fuck him.
00:54:03Oh dreams.
00:54:06Yeah.
00:54:09It's not.
00:54:14Yeah
00:54:16Yeah.
00:54:17The next train you are going to platform
00:54:19towards the Brent Western Railway
00:54:22to the London Paddock.
00:54:38Please tell me you didn't give him a hide-in.
00:54:40I wish. I didn't even talk to him.
00:54:44Were you too late?
00:54:46We're in the wrong proxy platform.
00:54:48Oh.
00:54:49But I videoed him with my phone.
00:54:51That's something at least.
00:54:54Oh, that's more than something.
00:54:55That's evidence.
00:54:58Mick.
00:55:07He's still there.
00:55:10Mick.
00:55:11Sorry, sir. I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:55:13I don't know. Be any clearer.
00:55:14Who fucking Edwards, the famous fucking newsreader, yeah,
00:55:18is funding my stepson's fucking drug habit?
00:55:21Watch your language.
00:55:22Watch my fucking language when you BBC pricks get your nonces under control.
00:55:26I'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir.
00:55:27I ain't going anywhere before I make an official complaint.
00:55:31There's a number for complaints.
00:55:32May I suggest you use that?
00:55:33May I suggest you fuck off, get your boss down here pronto.
00:55:40Sir, you are being abusive and threatening.
00:55:42If you do not leave immediately, I'll be forced to call the police.
00:55:44I just want him to stop giving Ryan money.
00:55:46It's not fucking complicated.
00:55:48What's going on there?
00:55:48Ah, fuck off.
00:55:54The BBC want bank statements, Instagram messages, screenshots.
00:56:00I've already spent an hour on the phone with these people.
00:56:02I've told them what the problem is.
00:56:04Fine. Just give them the proof they need.
00:56:08Nah.
00:56:10Nah. They ain't getting anything.
00:56:12I made a complaint like they asked.
00:56:14Either they take it seriously or they don't.
00:56:16I'm not jumping through hoops for them or anyone.
00:56:19So we give up?
00:56:21Don't be bollocks.
00:56:24We're going to go to the papers.
00:56:36You will be.
00:56:37You wanted to see me?
00:56:38Yes.
00:56:40Follow me.
00:56:43So, do you know what this is?
00:56:45Yeah.
00:56:46Everyone does.
00:56:47You've been after Hugh Edwards for a while.
00:56:48Since 2018.
00:56:50That is how long I've been investigating this prick.
00:56:53I've lost track of the number of young men who've contacted us about him.
00:56:56And we still haven't published.
00:56:59Why?
00:56:59Because it's not been in the public's interest.
00:57:02Until now.
00:57:03Hopefully.
00:57:05Yesterday, a Mick Granger reached out to us,
00:57:07claiming he and his partner have lodged an official complaint about Hugh Edwards with the BBC.
00:57:12Turns out he's been grooming their son since he was 17.
00:57:15A bank ruling his drug habit in the process.
00:57:18And you want me to go and talk to them?
00:57:20You did say you wanted something a bit more challenging to do, didn't you?
00:57:42And I want signed affidavits as soon as possible.
00:57:44From here on, we need to be legally watertight.
00:57:47Yeah, I've got local solicitors on standby.
00:57:50Excellent.
00:57:51Anything else?
00:57:52You've got this, Scarlett.
00:57:55So no pressure, then.
00:58:06OK, then.
00:58:08OK, then.
00:58:22And Mrs. Davis?
00:58:25Who wants to know?
00:58:33This wasn't my bloody idea.
00:58:36I just want to make that clear right now.
00:58:39Yeah.
00:58:41Oh, thanks, Mick.
00:58:57What have I missed?
00:59:02Well, erm...
00:59:03Carys was just...
00:59:06expressing her reservations.
00:59:10This has to stop, love.
00:59:12And not just for writing soup.
00:59:28OK.
00:59:37Where do you want us to start?
00:59:40So you knew about the relationship for a while...
00:59:42It's not a relationship.
00:59:44OK, let's get that straight.
00:59:46I apologise.
00:59:47That man has used and abused my boy.
00:59:51I understand.
00:59:53Really?
00:59:57Are you a mother?
00:59:58No.
00:59:59Then I doubt you can possibly understand.
01:00:00Carys.
01:00:01Well, let's be honest.
01:00:03All you really give a toss about is your big story.
01:00:06No offence.
01:00:08I'm not digging, erm...
01:00:12You're right.
01:00:13This is a big story.
01:00:15In fact, it could be massive.
01:00:17But...
01:00:17and equally no offence.
01:00:19You're wrong to call it my story.
01:00:23Because it's your story, Carys.
01:00:26It's Mick's.
01:00:27And most importantly, it's Ryan's.
01:00:31I just want to be able to tell it.
01:00:47Oh, I know I should have said something sooner.
01:00:52Ryan said that it would destroy you if I spoke about it.
01:00:58And I know I should have been stronger.
01:01:02And I know I should have been stronger.
01:01:03I should have been...
01:01:05shouting it from the rooftops.
01:01:08But he just was so...
01:01:13genuinely terrified.
01:01:17I'm sure that's the exact reaction he was counting on.
01:01:25But I still let my baby down.
01:01:27Bollocks of you.
01:01:28You're as much of a victim in this as Ryan is.
01:01:31Mick's right.
01:01:32What affects your child affects you.
01:01:36That's what makes you a mum.
01:01:38I just want him to stay away from Ryan.
01:01:42That's all.
01:01:46I want my son back.
01:01:50I fucking love you, Ryan, but you kill me.
01:01:55Ryan would sometimes borrow my mobile
01:01:57and I'd sometimes screenshot the messages he'd forget to delete.
01:02:01Because he'd be off his head on crack
01:02:02and every other fucking drug you can mention.
01:02:06Sorry, love.
01:02:08But it's true.
01:02:09Anyway, he doesn't know I have them.
01:02:12Are there any more of these?
01:02:14Yeah, loads.
01:02:15And, of course, we've got Mick's video.
01:02:21What video?
01:02:27This is surreal.
01:02:28No.
01:02:29This is proof.
01:02:32Scarlet, are you sure the parents are on the level?
01:02:34Oh, yeah. 100%.
01:02:35What's your gut telling you about them?
01:02:38I feel totally helpless.
01:02:40Well, helpless and unheard.
01:02:45No.
01:03:03Oh, shit.
01:03:05Babes, just ignore the rank, bruh.
01:03:08Fine.
01:03:09Be his pussy lap, dog.
01:03:19I, uh...
01:03:20Look, I know I said I'd send those pics.
01:03:22The fucking press are sniffing around me!
01:03:24Your fucking family have gone to the fucking sun!
01:03:27How could you betray me like this?
01:03:28It...
01:03:29It wasn't me.
01:03:30Don't lie to me!
01:03:32They've got copies of all our text conversations,
01:03:34they've got dates,
01:03:34they've even got a video of me at Cardiff Station!
01:03:37I didn't say anything, okay?
01:03:38Oh, really?
01:03:39Well, Mummy Dearest is claiming otherwise, according to her,
01:03:41you've been quite a little sharer!
01:03:43Ah, I'm sorry.
01:03:45Sorry?!
01:03:46Sorry?!
01:03:46You've completely fucked me, Ryan!
01:03:52It's got back to my bosses at the BBC,
01:03:55and they've suspended me.
01:03:57They've taken everything.
01:04:00Not everything.
01:04:02I told the country that the Queen was dead.
01:04:06I told the whole world.
01:04:08Well, that means nothing to them.
01:04:11Nothing at all.
01:04:12Oh!
01:04:15You must hate me so much.
01:04:17Not as much as I love you.
01:04:22You mean that?
01:04:24You trusted your mother, albeit foolishly.
01:04:28She let you down, you're not to blame for that.
01:04:31Yeah, but I am to blame for letting you down, Hill.
01:04:35I am to blame for betraying you.
01:04:37No.
01:04:38I shouldn't have said that.
01:04:39That was wrong with me.
01:04:41Deep down, I know you wouldn't intentionally hurt me.
01:04:45Oh, no.
01:04:46No fucking way, I wouldn't.
01:04:49And I also know that you're still loyal.
01:04:52Yeah.
01:04:55I'll always be loyal.
01:05:01Well, we do have a major problem now.
01:05:05Okay.
01:05:06So how can I help?
01:05:10I'm really glad you asked me that.
01:05:44No.
01:05:58We ought to come in.
01:06:14You're expecting an apology, you can go whistle.
01:06:16Just let him say his piece.
01:06:23He said you have an offer.
01:06:31Um...
01:06:36Who?
01:06:38He's really sad that all this has happened.
01:06:40Well, we didn't expect him to be doing fucking cartwheels.
01:06:43But son, they don't give a fuck about me, they don't give a fuck about you.
01:06:47They only give a fuck about the story.
01:06:50Okay?
01:06:50I mean, this is going to be a total shit show.
01:06:52And not just for him, but for me and all.
01:06:54Boo fucking who?
01:06:59Ma'am.
01:07:04What hurts him?
01:07:06It really hurts me.
01:07:08Just get to the point, Ryan.
01:07:16We can still stop this.
01:07:18Why the hell would we want to do that?
01:07:19Because he could help you.
01:07:22Like he's helped you?
01:07:24He has money.
01:07:26He has money.
01:07:27Lots of it.
01:07:28We are in this hell hole.
01:07:32Because of his money.
01:07:34Meaning he can shove it up his fucking arse.
01:07:40Shall you?
01:07:43We're not for sale.
01:07:45Unlike you.
01:08:09We're not for sale.
01:08:10No.
01:08:10No.
01:08:11No.
01:08:33We'll call him a top BBC star for now.
01:08:39So he gets a free fucking pass.
01:08:41Ben, I swear.
01:08:43You read what our grooming experts said.
01:08:45Hugh Edwards is a promiscuous sexual predator.
01:08:47Do you think I like this?
01:08:50Treading on eggshells instead of going scorched earth.
01:08:54The boy's not a public figure.
01:08:57We'll write nothing that can possibly identify,
01:08:59and we won't even disclose his sex.
01:09:01A powerful, influential man is sexually grooming a vulnerable young person.
01:09:05That's the story.
01:09:08Well, out with it.
01:09:09Ryan was 17 when they first met online.
01:09:1317.
01:09:14Yes.
01:09:15And now he's 20.
01:09:18They'll just say the son maliciously outed a national treasure
01:09:21with mental health issues.
01:09:25My decision stands.
01:09:33Well?
01:09:35They're not naming him.
01:09:38You are.
01:09:42Scarlet reckons the media will turn it into a whole gay thing.
01:09:47Gay thing.
01:09:49He's a fucking nonce.
01:09:51How is that not the story?
01:09:56The unnamed male presenter has now been suspended.
01:10:00The BBC has been in contact with police.
01:10:02We say no formal allegation has been made so far.
01:10:13Are you okay, baby?
01:10:23I'm ok. I've just eaten some food before bed.
01:10:31I'm feeling like ending it, baby. I'm so fucking low, it's beyond control.
01:10:39Please don't heal. Please, I beg you. I would never be able to forgive myself.
01:10:53I promise you, I'll fight. Just continue living your life and be happy because you haven't done anything wrong.
01:11:06This is about you and me.
01:11:12Yes. Yes. Yes.
01:11:20Are you not going to be named?
01:11:26We might both be named over the weekend.
01:11:44In light of the recent reporting regarding the BBC presenter, I'm making this statement on behalf of my husband, Hugh
01:11:51Edwards, after what have been five extremely difficult days for our family.
01:11:56I am doing this primarily out of concern for his mental wellbeing and to protect our children.
01:12:03What about my child? What about Ryan?
01:12:07Hugh is suffering from serious mental health issues. As is well documented, he has been treated for severe depression in
01:12:16recent years.
01:12:17The events of the last few days have greatly worsened matters.
01:12:21He has suffered another serious episode and is now receiving inpatient hospital care.
01:12:28I would like to ask that the privacy of my family and everyone else caught up in these upsetting events
01:12:34is respected.
01:12:37Once well enough to do so, he intends to respond to the stories that have been published.
01:12:44I know that Hugh is deeply sorry that so many colleagues have been impacted by the recent media speculation.
01:12:52We hope this statement will bring that to an end.
01:13:02Today, the Met put out a statement. Detectives from the Met Specialist Crime Command have now concluded their assessment and
01:13:10have determined there is no information to indicate that a criminal offence has been committed.
01:13:14It's like suddenly we're the baddies and all this. Everyone hates us. They might hate me more. I'm sorry.
01:13:26Why are you sorry? For dragging you into all this. You're kidding, right?
01:13:31Charis, this is the most important thing I have ever done. No regrets, right? No regrets.
01:13:44No regrets.
01:13:45Night, love. Night, Charis.
01:13:53Excuse me.
01:14:16What happens to me now?
01:14:20What happens to me now?
01:14:27You...
01:14:28Help...
01:14:36Who?
01:14:59so let's just clarify this the accused that's you texted with the message
01:15:06naughty pics and vids unsure if you'd like the reply came back go on you messaged young and again the
01:15:16reply came back go on you then sent a category a moving image of a male child aged between seven
01:15:24and nine with the message quite young looking to which a mr edwards responded that it can be
01:15:31deceptive and asked anymore is that correct yes and that was to hugh edwards as in the newsreader
01:15:43yes
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01:16:09the headlines have won a post the cnf has voted to support a five company motion calling for an
01:16:14immediate fire and gas following a significant rebellion within welshley's ranks 11 labour
01:16:20backbenchers broke with their leader the earl minister mark drakeford dispatched the motion
01:16:25mr drakeford has maintained the position held by the uk neighbor leader fakir starma advocating for
01:16:31humanitarian forces
01:16:46uh next up
01:17:08mr hugh edwards can we come in metropolitan police
01:17:19mr hugh edwards can we come here to pull out what's happened indecent images of young children
01:17:2841 separate instances jesus how young children i mean i don't know exact details but given the charges
01:17:40very young probably he needs stringing up the police have only just now announced his arrest
01:17:51correct
01:17:54and they've got pictures of ryan as well
01:17:56um
01:18:01well no
01:18:05videos then
01:18:06there's no indication ryan's involved
01:18:12um
01:18:15then i i'm i'm confused
01:18:17as far as we know
01:18:20there's no connection to ryan
01:18:23so this has all been for nothing
01:18:30the stress they hate the news you can't think like that
01:18:36that fucking launch is getting banged up
01:18:38it's a done deal
01:18:41tell her
01:18:42if found guilty he should definitely serve prison time
01:18:47he's out of ryan's life
01:18:49that's what you wanted love
01:18:54i wanted justice for ryan
01:19:01i wanted that bastard to pay for what he did to my boy
01:19:10our reporter is at westminster magistrates court where former bbc presenter hugh edwards has arrived
01:19:16he's been charged with making indecent images of children
01:19:19yes a dramatic return to the public eye here today for hugh edwards
01:19:23though in circumstances few could imagine during his decades as the fate of the evening news
01:19:29the former newsreader arrived here at westminster magistrates court just moments ago walking slowly into a camera
01:19:46uh i'd
01:19:48uh been managing so to speak
01:19:51uh my interest in men since 1994
01:19:56and then uh suddenly i was connecting with with all these men uh and women
01:20:02on social media i was being told that i was attractive sexy
01:20:08i'd never experienced that before
01:20:11back then at the bbc if you weren't oxbridge you were considered an outsider some provincial hack
01:20:18and then of course there was my welsh accent
01:20:22yes i was sent certain images and yes i may have even opened them but that's as far as it
01:20:27went
01:20:30honestly during that period i i remember very little about anything
01:20:36or anyone for that matter
01:20:54all right but long time no see
01:20:58hey sash
01:21:10back to your deliveries yeah in between college stuff doing catering now cool
01:21:21no no no no i'm good it's not my thing anymore
01:21:24i'm glad shit never agreed with you
01:21:33so who fucking edwards right how insane is that
01:21:40yeah yeah yeah yeah it's uh it's a lot
01:21:43you just sort of dodged a bullet there
01:21:47sorry
01:21:50there's a lot of it about though
01:21:52what do you mean
01:21:53me and my mate jacks
01:21:55we were in court
01:21:56a while back
01:21:58yeah yeah i heard you got nicked
01:21:59no drama
01:22:00just a bit of weed like
01:22:02anyway
01:22:03same day
01:22:04this guy jacks knew from school
01:22:08alex williams
01:22:09he got a year suspended for sick old kiddie stuff
01:22:14alex williams
01:22:17what does he look like
01:22:19like he belongs in a pervert hogwarts or something
01:22:25talk about a creepy fuck
01:22:33what
01:22:36ryan
01:22:38what is it
01:22:40i had a date with him once
01:22:44but we sat right here
01:22:50he's the reason why i started talking to him
01:22:55jesus
01:22:56yeah
01:23:01they were both
01:23:05pedophiles
01:23:05satch
01:23:07both of them
01:23:10that i never ever knew
01:23:16all i wanted was some cash the price of changes
01:23:22that's all
01:23:22i swear
01:23:28that's all
01:23:29that's all
01:23:38two
01:23:42you
01:23:45the
01:23:55you
01:24:05And finally tonight, at Westminster Magistrates Court today, Judge Paul Goldspring handed me a six-month suspended sentence for multiple
01:24:13counts of making indecent images of children.
01:24:16My conviction is based on statements provided by convicted paedophile Alex Williams and the messages we shared between December 2020
01:24:23and August 2021.
01:24:27During that period, I received and viewed 41 images of children ranging from Category A to Category C, one of
01:24:34whom was aged between seven and nine years old.
01:24:38So what exactly do these offence categories mean?
01:24:41Category A depicts penetrative sexual acts, sexual activity with animals, or acts of sadism.
01:24:47Category B covers non-penetrative sexual acts, and Category C includes indecent images not falling into Categories A or B,
01:24:54such as those depicting children in sexually suggestive poses or with exposed body parts.
01:25:00However, despite the seriousness of my offences, I was able to avoid imprisonment and still remain at liberty.
01:25:08And that's all from me.
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