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Tv, Lost in Space (1965) —S1 E26 - All That Glitters
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00:03Last week, as you recall, Will Robinson, along with a professor, Major West, and the robot,
00:08had left our space camp in search of vitally needed water.
00:11Professor Smith and the women remained at the Jupiter II,
00:14unaware that off in the darkness, a desperate fugitive from outer space justice
00:19had suddenly been turned loose on their planet.
00:26Oh, what a pleasant evening it is.
00:30I think I shall sleep under the stars tonight.
00:32Well, if you do, Dr. Smith, I'd advise you to move inside the force field.
00:36Oh, come, come, madam.
00:38What could possibly happen on a quiet, peaceful evening like this?
00:51You stupid bumbling brutes!
00:53You've lost him.
00:55I'll have you punished for this, do you hear?
00:57Now pick up his trail. I want him found.
01:15You don't stop eating those, Dr. Smith. We'll never get enough.
01:18A few samples will never be missed.
01:20That was a full pill when you started.
01:23I have eaten only 103 berries, I count on them.
01:28104. I dislike odd numbers.
01:31All right, but you explain to mum why we didn't get enough berries to make more than one pie.
01:36Oh, dear.
01:37Perhaps I had better replenish the pale.
01:39No point in arousing your mother's ire.
01:42Ah, yes, here we go.
01:44Now then.
01:45One for the master.
01:47Dr. Smith.
01:48One for the dain and one for the little boy who lives across the...
01:54Penny, we will back away slowly.
01:57When I give the word, run.
02:01No, Penny, run!
02:10Help me.
02:19We've got to help him.
02:20Penny, what's the matter with you?
02:21There's something wrong with him.
02:22I couldn't care less.
02:24And we just can't leave him out here. He may be hurt or sick.
02:27Indeed we can.
02:29We've got to help him.
02:30Now you listen to me, Penny Robinson.
02:31We are not going to get involved in some sort of an alien.
02:33We have our own troubles.
02:34You should be ashamed of yourself, Dr. Smith.
02:36The poor creature needs us.
02:41Mr. Is there something I can do for you?
02:43Don't get too close.
02:46I think he's unconscious, Dr. Smith.
02:48Then there's nothing more we can do. Let's go.
02:49No, wait.
02:51Look at his clothes.
02:53Poor thing, they're practically in rags.
02:57Mr.
03:02Let go of me!
03:03Let go of me!
03:05Let go of me!
03:06Dr. Smith, help me!
03:08Fall on for help, Penny!
03:09Dr. Smith, leave me!
03:11Let go of me!
03:12Let go of me!
03:13Let go of me!
03:17I'm Penny Robinson from the planet Earth.
03:20Where did the other Earthling go?
03:22To get help, I hope.
03:25Have you seen an alien with two animals?
03:28Quick, cancer me!
03:29No, sir.
03:31In a uniform.
03:32Are you sure?
03:33No, I haven't seen anyone.
03:35Please let me go.
03:36I promise I won't run.
03:38Very well.
03:41I'm too tired to hold you any longer.
03:47Where is everyone?
03:48Help!
03:50Help!
03:50What's wrong?
03:51What's the matter?
03:52He got Penny.
03:53I tried to warn her, but she wouldn't listen.
03:56What are you talking about?
03:57Now, just calm down.
03:58Who got Penny?
03:59An alien.
03:59He suddenly grabbed her.
04:01We thought he was unconscious, but he was only thinking.
04:03And you ran away and left her.
04:04Well, under the circumstances, there was nothing else I could do.
04:07But don't look at me that way.
04:08I would gladly lay down my life to save that dear child.
04:11Well, you missed a golden opportunity.
04:13Now, where did you leave them?
04:13Only a short distance from here.
04:15I'll take you there as soon as I arm myself.
04:17No, no.
04:17We haven't time for you to get a weapon now.
04:18Come on.
04:19But the alien is extremely dangerous.
04:20Judy and I will protect you.
04:22Let's go.
04:22Come on.
04:26Penny!
04:28Penny!
04:30She's gone.
04:31Penny!
04:32Penny!
04:33I left them both right here.
04:36Penny, is that you?
04:41Jonathan, it's an invasion!
04:49I'm not sure of how it burned her in mind...
04:51Judy, run.
04:51Just not working there again...
04:54Si!
04:58I do-
04:59Ma...
05:03Si!
05:07I do-
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06:17I'll turn on the force field.
06:24It stopped them.
06:26Oh, dear.
06:28Flesh and blood can stand only so much.
06:29I'm in a state of complete shock.
06:31At least you're safe, Dr. Smith. Penny is still out there.
06:34Poor child.
06:36Who knows what dire fate has before on Earth.
06:39I'm fine.
06:44I was so worried about you.
06:46I'm fine, Mom. Really, I am.
06:48Well, Dr. Smith said you were a prisoner.
06:49How did you get away?
06:51The alien let me go.
06:52Oh, thank heaven for that.
06:53At least we have met one alien with a spark of decency and compassion.
06:56Well, all I care about is that Penny is safe and sound.
06:59Yes.
06:59Yes, now tell us. What happened to the alien?
07:02Well, I brought him back to the spaceship with you.
07:03You what?
07:05He's below deck, asleep in Dr. Smith's quarters.
07:08What?
07:09Just fell into the bed.
07:10Poor man. He was at the end of his strength.
07:12You placed him in my quarters? In my bed?
07:15Well, I couldn't very well let him sleep on the floor.
07:17Oh, Penny, how could you? He was absolutely filthy.
07:20Not anymore, he isn't. He took a shower.
07:23Oh, and I gave him some of your clothes. I hope you don't mind.
07:26Oh, certainly not.
07:27Why should I mind sharing my meager belongings with every hobo that wanders by?
07:31I have plenty of everything.
07:32Oh, Han isn't a hobo. He's a fugitive from justice.
07:36Now I've heard everything. This cannot be true.
07:39A criminal is sleeping in my bed wearing my clothes.
07:41He'll probably murder us all.
07:43Oh, Dr. Smith, you always exaggerate so.
07:46Oh, Han isn't that kind of a criminal.
07:49He's, well, I guess you call him sort of an international galactic burglar.
07:54Oh, this is too much. I feel faint.
07:57Penny. Penny, I think you'd better tell me all you know about our unexpected guest.
08:04Now, you say his name is Ohan?
08:06Yes. I wasn't able to find out too much. He was awfully tired.
08:10But I do know he escaped from the planet prison and he's being hunted.
08:14Well, did he tell you what he's doing here?
08:16No.
08:18Oh, but he's not a bad person, Mom. Honesty isn't.
08:21He only grabbed me because he was afraid I'd run away and leave him.
08:24This is a fine. How do you do, madam?
08:26A fugitive from justice inside and two monsters waiting outside.
08:30They're gone. At least I don't see them anywhere.
08:32Well, I'm going to leave the force field on just in case they come back.
08:35What about the alien?
08:36We'll decide what to do about him later, when he awakens.
08:39As far as I'm concerned, madam, that decision is already made.
08:42Since the other male members of this family are absent, I am in command.
08:46The safety of all of you is my responsibility.
08:48Ohan, or Ohant, or whatever his name is, goes.
08:54Well, sir. All ready to leave.
08:57So sorry you can't stay, but I think you do understand how things are.
09:01There's no need to be rude, Dr. Smith.
09:04Mr. Ohan, perhaps if you'd like to stay and rest a little while longer...
09:08I've already placed you in enough danger. I must leave.
09:11Yes, I think you should.
09:12What will you do?
09:14Hide and hope that eventually they stop searching for me.
09:17Wouldn't it be better if you gave yourself up and served your prison sentence?
09:21Yes, and when you got out, you could start life all over again, fresh and clean.
09:25You do not understand. I'm a professional thief.
09:28In my world, that's a time-honored profession.
09:31My father and his father and his father before him were all thieves.
09:35The Ohan reputation is respected throughout the whole galaxy.
09:37Yes, I'm sure it is.
09:40I detect a note of cynicism in your voice, sir.
09:42Well, surely you can't expect me to be impressed with anyone who operates as a criminal?
09:46Well, then perhaps I should demonstrate my talents.
09:52There. You've been robbed by an expert, Dr. Smith.
09:56Ha! You couldn't have taken anything from me.
09:58You're mistaken. Your watch.
10:05Good heavens.
10:06Just one of my minor talents.
10:07And now I must leave.
10:09I want to thank you all again for helping me.
10:11And especially to you, young lady.
10:13Goodbye, sir.
10:14Bye.
10:15I'll turn the force field off for you.
10:20I hope they don't catch up with him.
10:22I like him.
10:23Your admiration is misplaced, young lady.
10:26Ohan is hardly the stuff of which heroes are made.
10:28Now, if you'll excuse me, I must check my quarters.
10:31I am probably being robbed.
10:39Yes. Now, we've all finished breakfast.
10:41I shall assign our task for today.
10:43Penny, you will...
10:44Oh, no. Work in the hydroponic garden.
10:46You're clairvoyant this morning, dear child.
10:48How could I miss?
10:49It's been my job for the last four days.
10:51We all have our labors to perform.
10:53And how do you intend to occupy yourself, Dr. Smith?
10:56As a matter of fact, I have quite a heavy schedule, madam.
10:58I shall be extremely busy.
11:00Yes. In the garden.
11:02I need Penny to help me today.
11:04Oh, unless you'd rather do it.
11:06What does the job entail?
11:08Well, we're going to give the spaceship a general cleaning.
11:11All the freezing units and the living quarters.
11:16Trapped between being a farmer or a housemaid.
11:19Hardly an enviable choice.
11:24The monsters. They've come back.
11:31Who's the leader here?
11:32I am.
11:32I am.
11:34Dr. Smith, please.
11:35Really, madam.
11:36What can I do for you, sir?
11:38I'm Security Officer Bollocks of the Galaxy Law Enforcement Agency.
11:42I'm from the planet Toron, our base headquarters.
11:46My identification.
11:52Just a moment, sir.
11:54Yes, it seems to be in order.
11:58I'm Maureen Robinson.
12:00And these are my...
12:01There is no need for an introduction.
12:02I know who you are, where you come from, why you're here.
12:06There's quite a file on the Robinson party in our office.
12:09You see, my office has kept track of all of your activities.
12:13Especially yours, Dr. Smith.
12:16If that remark is meant as a slur upon my character, I resent it exceedingly.
12:20Sir, if you have a complaint, I suggest you file it with my superiors.
12:24Indeed.
12:25Well, how did you learn to speak English, Officer Bollocks?
12:27Oh, I've had special training.
12:29You see, we've been expecting travelers from Earth for quite some time.
12:33But never mind that.
12:35Where is Ohan?
12:38Now, before any of your answer, I warn you.
12:41Lying to a Galaxy Law Enforcement Officer is a very serious offense.
12:46We have no intention of lying to you.
12:49But you'll get a great deal more cooperation out of us if you don't bully us.
12:54Mrs. Robinson, just answer my questions.
12:58Where is Ohan?
12:59He's not here.
13:02He left last night.
13:05What time did he leave?
13:07Eight?
13:07Ten?
13:08Twelve midnight?
13:09I'm not sure.
13:10We are not his keeper, sir.
13:11It was after eight.
13:12But what difference does it make?
13:13He's not here now.
13:14That's what counts.
13:16Young woman, I shall ask the questions and you shall answer.
13:19Now, just a minute.
13:20We're not a gang of criminals.
13:22And I won't have you treating us like one.
13:23There's no need for belligerence, sir.
13:25No need at all.
13:27Mrs. Robinson, did you know that Ohan was a fugitive from the law?
13:30Yes, I did.
13:32Yet you gave him food and shelter.
13:33He was starving and needed help.
13:35It was the least we could do.
13:36Then you realize that you broke the law.
13:38You are guilty of aiding and abetting a criminal.
13:40Now, I could place you all under arrest for that.
13:42Oh, that won't be necessary, I'm sure.
13:44Now, let's not get unduly excited.
13:46Perhaps we made a little mistake, but under the circumstances,
13:49it's quite understandable.
13:51Now, Officer Bollocks, all you're interested in is Ohan.
13:55Is that correct?
13:56That's correct.
13:57Well, let me assure you, sir, he's not here.
14:00In that case, if you don't mind, I shall search your spaceship.
14:04Isn't our word good enough for you?
14:06Nothing personal, Mrs. Robinson.
14:08I just do not trust anyone.
14:10Come with me.
14:11Just a minute, Officer Bollocks.
14:14Now, if you would be good enough, please,
14:16leave these animals out here.
14:18There's a great deal of delicate equipment inside.
14:21They might break something.
14:22If you insist, Mrs. Robinson.
14:28I'll show you around the spaceship.
14:31I'll go with you.
14:36I know officers have to be tough to do their job, but I don't like him.
14:40He's not entirely to blame, Penny.
14:42Years of association with the underworld element have twisted his character.
14:47Officer Bollocks, you will not find Ohan hiding in our personal property.
14:52Now, you have no right to pry into our effects.
14:54I really must insist that you stop this search and leave.
14:57Now, Mrs. Robinson, let me tell you something.
14:59I am the sole representative of the law in over a million miles.
15:03And I have the authority to do anything I please.
15:06Well, as far as I'm concerned, here you're out of bounds.
15:11Very well.
15:20Just what do you expect if I didn't there?
15:24I suppose there's no harm in telling you.
15:27Ohan's escape from prison was all a prearranged plan.
15:31But why?
15:32Before he was arrested, he stole something of great value.
15:35We released him in the hope that he might lead us to it.
15:38And you expect to find it here on our spaceship?
15:41Yes, I expect to find it here on your spaceship.
15:43Now, do you mind if I continue my search?
15:53Sure have been in there a long time.
15:54Officer Bollocks is obviously a very thorough individual penny.
15:58A dedicated servant of the law with only one thought.
16:00Crime does not pay.
16:02I wonder if I should tell him.
16:04Tell who what?
16:05Officer Bollocks.
16:07About this.
16:09Ohan gave it to me to keep for him.
16:12He said he'd come back and get it if he escaped from Officer Bollocks.
16:16But if he didn't, it was mine.
16:18I wonder what it is?
16:20I don't know, but it sure is important.
16:22He said it was the key to the greatest treasure in the whole galaxy.
16:28Treasure? He said treasure?
16:30Uh-huh.
16:33What else did he say?
16:34That's all.
16:36Dr. Smith, look at it!
16:47The greatest treasure in the galaxy.
16:50Not a word of this to anyone, Penny.
16:52It must be our little secret.
16:54Are you sure, Dr. Smith?
16:55Positive.
16:56After all, Ohan gave it to you to keep for him, didn't he?
16:59And you wouldn't want to betray his confidence.
17:01And I shall take very good care of it, I promise you.
17:04Remember, our lips are sealed.
17:07I'm sorry to have inconvenienced you, Mrs. Robinson,
17:10but until Ohan is apprehended, I'll be in the area.
17:12I'll drop in on you again.
17:14I'd much prefer that you...
17:15Do that, Officer Bollocks.
17:16We are always happy to see a representative of the law.
17:19Then you are an exception to the rule, Dr. Smith.
17:22Guilty or not guilty, people are quite uncomfortable in the presence of,
17:26what you on earth call, a flat foot.
17:29We call them policemen.
17:31And as a rule, they're extremely kind and courteous.
17:34Well, I seem to get better results using my own methods.
17:38Good day to you.
17:38Good day.
17:46Thank goodness he's gone.
17:48Snooping around, asking a lot of inane questions.
17:51Oh, he's really not so bad, Dr. Smith.
17:53After all, he's only trying to do his job.
17:54Well, that may be true, Judy,
17:56but I think he'd get much better results if he weren't such a bully.
17:58My feelings exactly, madam.
18:00I was just on the point of telling him so when he left.
18:02Oh?
18:03Now, if you'll excuse me, I have my gardening chores to do.
18:07Yes, I guess we'd better all get to work.
18:09Come on, dear.
18:22A key to a treasure.
18:25But how do I find the lock?
18:28You wish information?
18:33Yes.
18:34Yes, I do.
18:35Who?
18:36Then ask your question.
18:40I would like to know where to find the greatest treasure in the galaxy.
18:45Can you tell me?
18:46Many others have wanted this answer.
18:48They were men of greed.
18:50All paid a grievous price.
18:53All met with misfortune.
18:54Never mind that.
18:55Where is the treasure?
18:57Before I answer, think.
18:59Will you settle for untold wealth over all things?
19:02Yes.
19:03Oh, yes.
19:04Tell me.
19:04Dr. Smith?
19:08Penny, you gave me a terrible fright.
19:10Mom said I'd better help you in the garden after all.
19:12Never mind that now.
19:14I was just on the point of finding out about our treasure.
19:17Untold riches. Penny, you'll be great to have them.
19:19But what are we gonna do with them?
19:20We will not stay on this wretched planet forever.
19:23One day soon we shall be returning to Earth.
19:26And on Earth being rich means being powerful.
19:30This is my lucky day.
19:33You wished information?
19:35Yes, yes.
19:37Where is the treasure?
19:39It is you again.
19:40I had hoped you had changed your mind.
19:43Just answer my question.
19:44Very well.
19:46But it is required that I give you this warning.
19:49Use what you shall receive with wisdom.
19:51Do not let greed be your master.
19:54Spare me the lecture.
19:55I'll get to the point.
19:56As you wish.
19:58Take a step forward, please.
20:03Now close your hand tightly.
20:09Do you feel anything?
20:12What is it?
20:13The disk is getting warmer.
20:15Take another step.
20:19The heat is increasing.
20:21The disk will lead you to what you seek.
20:24As it grows warmer, so will you be closer to the treasure.
20:28This reminds me of a game I used to play as a child.
20:30I think of it's called hot potato, cold potato.
20:34Come along, Penny.
20:35Let's find our treasure.
20:37Dr. Smith.
20:39Maybe we should forget about being rich.
20:42I'm happy just like I am.
20:44Well, I am not.
20:45Are you coming with me?
20:47I guess so.
20:48Good.
20:50Now let's find our pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
21:07We're coming in loud and strong now, Penny.
21:10The disk is so hot, I can hardly hold it.
21:24Oh, it's burned my hand.
21:27The treasure must be right here.
21:31Penny, look.
21:33Oh, it can't be such a great treasure.
21:35The hole isn't big enough.
21:36Good things very often come in small packages.
21:38Let us withhold our judgment.
21:42Find anything?
21:44Nothing so far.
21:46Yes.
21:47Yes, I've got it.
21:53Oh, I'm rich.
21:56Rich beyond my wildest dreams.
21:59Don't you think you'd better see what's inside before you count your profits?
22:01Yes.
22:03An excellent and practical suggestion.
22:09Ah!
22:10I've been deceived!
22:12Cheechers!
22:17Looks like an oversized key ring to me.
22:19Must do something.
22:21I want a chest of jewels.
22:23Emeralds, rubies, diamonds.
22:25Bring them to me!
22:26I think we've been on a wild goose chase, Dr. Smith.
22:29But it must serve some function.
22:31The question is, how do we get it to operate?
22:34Who cares?
22:35Let's get back to the spaceship.
22:36We still have work to do.
22:38Very well.
22:39I can unravel this mystery later.
22:57There's probably a simple solution for this.
23:03Perhaps it should be worn.
23:09Bring me gold.
23:11Psst!
23:16Where's the little girl?
23:18Penny.
23:19She's asleep?
23:21I couldn't get her any earlier.
23:22Bollocks might have seen me.
23:24He was here today, looking for you.
23:26Let him look.
23:27I found the perfect hiding place.
23:29In a thousand years, he'll never find me.
23:32Then I suggest you stay there.
23:34I intend to.
23:35But first, I've got to talk to Penny.
23:37I gave her something to keep for me.
23:38You mean the disc?
23:39How did you know?
23:41Please, uh, calm yourself.
23:43Penny told me.
23:45I presume by your attitude, you want the disc back?
23:50Yes.
23:51Go and get it for me.
23:54Well...
23:54Something wrong?
23:55No, no, nothing at all.
23:57It's just that it's quite late.
23:59I should hate to wake the child up.
24:00Why don't you come back tomorrow?
24:02I'd gladly get it for you, but she's probably hidden it somewhere.
24:05Where?
24:07Very well.
24:09Tomorrow at the same time.
24:11And you'd better have my property.
24:13You may depend on me, sir.
24:24At least now I have a little more time to fathom the puzzle of the metal ring.
24:28Hmm.
24:31Ah!
24:33Ah.
24:35Well.
24:42Well.
24:44This will do until I have time to explore it further.
25:01Oh, Dr. Smith.
25:02Why, I thought you were already asleep.
25:04No, no.
25:05Just out enjoying a breath of fresh air.
25:07Beautiful night, isn't it?
25:09Yes, it is.
25:10It's like springtime back home.
25:12Yes.
25:13Hmm.
25:14Did I hear you talking to someone earlier?
25:16No, no.
25:17Just, uh, singing to myself.
25:18Da, da, da, da, da, da.
25:20Oh, what a lovely flower.
25:23There.
25:26Marvelous fragrance, now.
25:28Oh, my yes.
25:29I shall put it in some water and keep it in my quarters.
25:31Good.
25:33Well, Dr. Smith, I'm going to bed.
25:35And I advise you to do the same.
25:37In a few moments, dear lady.
25:39Sleep well.
25:39You too, Dr. Smith.
25:48Seems to have lost its fragrance.
26:02Platinum.
26:04It turned into platinum.
26:11I've discovered the secret of the metal ring.
26:16Platinum.
26:19Oh, my.
26:26Ah, greetings, my fellow space travelers.
26:29What a glorious day.
26:31Good morning, Dr. Smith.
26:32It is indeed a good morning.
26:33The sun is shining.
26:34The future is bright.
26:35All is right with our world.
26:37Well, you're certainly in good spirits this morning.
26:39As always, dear lady.
26:41Well, would you mind giving me a hand with this water conversion unit?
26:45I would be delighted, but my back is extremely delicate today.
26:49I'm literally famished.
26:51We finished breakfast hours ago.
26:52Well, unfortunately, I overslept, but no matter.
26:55I'm in time for lunch.
26:56I know why you're so happy this morning, Dr. Smith.
26:59You discovered the secret to the metal ring.
27:01Penny.
27:02Oh, I'm sorry, Dr. Smith.
27:04I just wasn't thinking.
27:06What metal ring, dear?
27:08I may as well tell everything.
27:12Ohan gave me some sort of a disc to keep for him.
27:15It was supposed to be the key to some sort of a treasure.
27:18But all we found was a simple metal ring completely without value.
27:22Well, where's the ring now?
27:24It's around somewhere.
27:25Would you like me to get it?
27:27Well, if it belongs to Ohan, yes, I think you should.
27:30He might come back for it.
27:32Yes, I suppose so.
27:33I wonder where I left it.
27:35Ah, yes, in the garden.
27:37Perhaps it would be best for me to go and get it now.
27:41Suddenly, I really am not particularly hungry.
27:43Want me to help you look, Dr. Smith?
27:44No, no, Penny.
27:45I know exactly where the ring is.
27:48See you all later.
27:51I wonder what's wrong with Dr. Smith.
27:53He's certainly lost his appetite in a hurry.
27:55Well, speaking from past experience,
27:57I'd say he's up to some sort of mischief.
27:59He had that look of, uh, who me? I'm innocent.
28:01And that always spells trouble.
28:18Ah, Dr. Smith.
28:20There you are, sir.
28:22I've been looking all over for you.
28:23And as you can see, my search has been crowned with success.
28:26To coin a phrase, I always find my man.
28:31Congratulations.
28:32Oh, please, sit down, sit down.
28:35I shall have to make you a member of the Galaxy Law Enforcement Agency.
28:40Excellent idea.
28:42Officer Zachary Smith.
28:43Yes, it has a determined, honest ring to it, don't you think?
28:47All right, Dr. Smith, what can I do for you?
28:49Very well.
28:51How would you like to take Ohan into custody?
28:55Do you know where he is?
28:56No, but I know where he will be.
28:59At our campsite at about 10 o'clock tonight.
29:02Taking him prisoner should be a relatively simple matter.
29:05You surprise me, Dr. Smith.
29:08I was under the impression that you were in sympathy with Ohan.
29:12And you disappoint me, sir.
29:14I gave you credit for much better judgment.
29:16Now, according to my file, your past behavior hardly qualifies you as a model citizen.
29:22Obviously, then, your reports on my conduct are in error.
29:25My character is of the highest.
29:28All right, I won't argue the point.
29:30Right now, I'm only interested in Ohan.
29:33Now, you're sure he'll be at the campsite?
29:35Positive, he told me so.
29:37I shall be there waiting for him.
29:39Excellent.
29:40And may I suggest that you come armed?
29:42He might be dangerous.
29:44Until later, sir.
29:46Oh, by the way, Dr. Smith.
29:48Did you know that there was a reward out for Ohan's capture?
29:52The idea never occurred to me.
29:55However, if a reward has been offered, I should like the funds turned over to charity.
30:01I will be more than paid with the knowledge that justice has prevailed.
30:07Good day, sir.
30:16It's after 10 o'clock.
30:17You should have arrived by now.
30:19I hear something.
30:21You're nervous, Dr. Smith.
30:22Conscience bothering you?
30:23Certainly not.
30:25Ohan is wanted by the law.
30:26By helping you capture him, I'm doing my duty as a good citizen.
30:31Surely you don't expect trouble?
30:33You never know.
30:35Some give up without a fight, others don't.
30:38Now, listen, Dr. Smith.
30:39When Ohan arrives, I want you to go out there and meet him.
30:43Be pleasant to him.
30:43Get him to relax.
30:44Then I'll take over.
30:46Awesome, Alex.
30:47Wouldn't it be better if you went out first and I stayed here?
30:52Don't worry, Dr. Smith.
30:53I see to it that nothing happens to you.
30:55Just do as I say.
30:57Psst!
30:58That's him now.
30:59You know what to do.
31:00Put over.
31:01Go on, Dr. Smith.
31:05Oh!
31:06Mr. Ohan, you're late.
31:08I was beginning to worry.
31:09Something wrong.
31:11Feel it.
31:11No, no, sir.
31:12It's your imagination.
31:13I assure you, we are quite alone.
31:15You have what I asked for?
31:16Yes, right here in my pocket.
31:17How have things been going for you?
31:19Well, I hope.
31:20Never mind the conversation.
31:22Give it to me.
31:23By all means.
31:24But surely you have a moment or two to spare, to have a little chat.
31:27You're deliberately stalling.
31:29This is a trick.
31:30Believe me, Mr. Ohan.
31:32Drop the club.
31:33You're under arrest.
31:35You betrayed me.
31:36Stop it, I shoot!
31:50Are you all right, Dr. Smith?
31:51Oh!
31:52Oh!
31:53Yes.
31:53I think so.
31:54Good.
31:55Take him away.
31:57Thanks for your help, Dr. Smith.
31:58Glad to be of service, sir.
32:00Well, how was the bollocks?
32:02I should think this winds up your case.
32:04I hope so.
32:05Well, there's nothing more for me to do here.
32:08If we don't see each other again.
32:11Good luck.
32:12Thank you, sir.
32:13And have a pleasant journey home.
32:25The greatest treasure in the galaxy.
32:28And now it's mine.
32:32All mine.
32:35I wonder where Dr. Smith got it.
32:37Well, that's exactly the question I intend to ask him.
32:40Whoever made it must be a genius.
32:42It's perfect, down to the last detail.
32:45Yes, if it wasn't platinum, I'd think it was a real flower.
32:48It is real, Judy.
32:49I picked it.
32:51May I introduce myself, ladies?
32:54Dr. Zachary Smith.
32:56The man with the platinum touch.
33:01Observe.
33:04You see, even stale bread would taste delicious
33:09when served on this plate, madam.
33:11Well, Dr. Smith, it's certainly very nice,
33:15but I prefer my dishes the way they are.
33:19Besides, doesn't that ring belong to Ohan?
33:23I don't think he'll be coming back to claim it.
33:25You know, when I have the time,
33:27I must turn all of my eating utensils into platinum.
33:33There.
33:34No sooner said than done.
33:36Would anyone else like to dine like an emperor?
33:39No, thank you.
33:40I see.
33:41Well, everyone to his own taste, I always say.
33:47Dr. Smith, your food, it's turned to platinum.
33:51Oh, dear.
33:53There must be something wrong.
33:57Dr. Smith, I think you'd better remove that ring.
34:00Yes, of course.
34:00Why didn't I think of that?
34:03I can't seem to find the catch.
34:04Now, let me help you.
34:05Please, help me.
34:06Wait.
34:08Well, it's just a solid metal ring.
34:09There is no catch.
34:10It must be!
34:11It has to come out!
34:12It must come out!
34:13Just keep calm, please.
34:14Here, let me help you.
34:16Judy, go and see if you can find the metal cutter.
34:18In the toolbox.
34:19All right, I'll go look for them.
34:20Hurry!
34:21Oh, I don't like this!
34:23There is something very wrong.
34:24I don't like it!
34:25Come on, Dr. Smith.
34:26Now, just...
34:28Oh, Dr. Smith.
34:32Oh, no!
34:34No!
34:37It can't be true.
34:39It is impossible.
34:42If you can't get the ring off, Dr. Smith,
34:45you won't be able to eat.
34:46And if you can't eat...
34:52I'll...
34:53die.
34:56Oh...
34:57No!
34:59No!
35:00No!
35:08Well, we're all locked up for the night.
35:10Dr. Smith is locked out.
35:12Is there anything we can do for him, Mom?
35:14I'm afraid not, dear.
35:16But your dad will be back in a day or two,
35:18and I'm sure he'll know how to handle it.
35:20By that time, it may be too late.
35:23Poor Dr. Smith.
35:24I know, dear.
35:26It hurts me, too, to see him out there.
35:29He looks absolutely miserable.
35:32Is it all right if I speak to him, Mom?
35:34Yes, of course, dear. Go ahead.
35:39Dr. Smith?
35:43I thought you might like to speak to someone.
35:46What is there to say?
35:48I'm in the depths of despondency.
35:51Dr. Smith, you mustn't give up hope.
35:53For a doomed man, there is no hope.
35:56Only darkness and despair.
35:59I am alone, shunned by all.
36:02We'd like to let you come into the spaceship.
36:05But will you understand?
36:07We just can't take the chance.
36:09I quite understand.
36:10Now, look.
36:11You'll get a good night's sleep.
36:13And perhaps tomorrow we'll be able to think of some way to help you.
36:16I won't be here tomorrow.
36:18What?
36:18For the safety of all of you, I have decided to go out of your lives forever.
36:25Like a wounded creature, I shall go off into the wilderness to die.
36:30Well, now, that's nonsense.
36:31You're to stay right here.
36:33My mind is made up.
36:37Farewell, dear friends.
36:40Think of me sometimes.
36:44Farewell.
36:46Don't go, Dr. Smith!
37:01Oh, I just can't believe we'll never see Dr. Smith again.
37:05Please don't talk about it, Judy, or I'll cry.
37:08Oh, I know how you feel.
37:10Officer Bollocks.
37:11Ah!
37:12That's an unusual-looking sleeping bag.
37:15I've never seen one quite like it before.
37:17Platinum, isn't it?
37:20When I ask a question, I expect an answer.
37:23Yes, it's platinum.
37:24That's better. Thank you.
37:26Now, here's another question.
37:28Where's the ring?
37:29Dr. Smith has it.
37:35Where's he?
37:36I don't know. He left here last night.
37:38Oh, very conveniently so, wouldn't you say?
37:41Officer Bollocks, I think you'd better explain to me what this is all about.
37:44I'm not very good at guessing games.
37:46Well, I am, Mrs. Robinson.
37:48It happens to be part of my occupation.
37:50Why didn't you tell me you had the ring?
37:52You deliberately held back that information.
37:54That's not so.
37:55Mom knew nothing about it.
37:57Ohan gave me some sort of a disc to keep for him.
37:59I let Dr. Smith have it.
38:01We found the ring together.
38:04And when you discovered the truth, you realized how valuable it was and you decided to keep it for yourselves.
38:09Oh, you're completely wrong.
38:11But there was only one problem.
38:13Ohan.
38:14He represented a potential danger, so you decided to betray him.
38:18But we haven't seen him since he left here. How could we betray him?
38:23Oh, Ohan tells quite a different story.
38:25What?
38:25But let's skip that part for the moment.
38:28Let us talk about Dr. Smith.
38:31Now you say he's not here.
38:33That he has the ring, but you don't know where he is.
38:36At least you have that part right.
38:38Oh, I'm delighted.
38:40Now let me ask you one more question.
38:42Why did Dr. Smith leave?
38:43Because he can't get the ring off his neck.
38:46Everything he touches turns to platinum.
38:48Even the sleeping bag.
38:49He isn't even able to eat.
38:51He left because he knew he was a danger to us.
38:54And this is the story you expect me to believe?
38:57It's the truth.
38:59Perhaps you'd like to think about that for a few moments and after some reflections you might want to change
39:03your minds.
39:04I'd have nothing different to tell you.
39:06All right.
39:07In that case, you're all under arrest.
39:09No.
39:09By the time we get back to the enforcement headquarters, you may want to change your mind.
39:13Well, you can't take us away from here.
39:15My husband won't know where to find us.
39:17You should have thought about that before you lied to me, Mrs. Robinson.
39:20Come along.
39:21Officer Bollocks, please believe me.
39:23Everything I've told you has been the truth.
39:25You have only to find Dr. Smith and see for yourself.
39:28Oh, I'll find Dr. Smith.
39:29Don't you worry about that.
39:31But first, I'm taking you all to headquarters.
39:34No, I won't go with you. I won't.
39:35Never mind.
39:39Shall we go?
39:40Judy.
39:49Oh, dear.
39:53Dr. Smith!
40:07Dr. Smith came his way.
40:13Number one, please.
40:24Number one, please.
40:28Tell him, please.
40:28Mr. Smith!
40:31Mr. Smith, where are you?
40:34No, no.
40:34Oh, thank goodness I found you.
40:36Mr. Smith!
40:36I'm sorry.
40:37Mr. Smith!
40:37Yes, Mr. Smith, you've got to help us.
40:38Officer Bollocks has arrested Mama Judy!
40:41There is nothing I can do.
40:42I'm a dying woman, sir.
40:44Oh, but he's going to take them away to the law enforcement headquarters on a different planet.
40:48I'm sorry, Penny.
40:50Officer Bollocks thinks we lied to him.
40:52He doesn't believe that you can't get that ring off your neck
40:54and that everything you touch turns to platinum.
40:56It doesn't matter anymore. I'm done for.
40:58Oh, but if you go to Officer Bollocks and he sees we told him the truth,
41:01he'll let Mom and Judy go.
41:03Go away, Penny. Leave me to die in peace.
41:05Oh, please, Penny!
41:14Oh, no. No!
41:20Penny, what have I done to you?
41:25Oh, no.
41:31Believe me, this is just as unpleasant for me as it is for you.
41:34Well, I seriously doubt that, Officer Bollocks.
41:36Now, under the circumstances, I have no alternative.
41:39If you would tell me the truth, then...
41:40I already have, and you won't believe me, so there's nothing more I can say.
41:43Look, Dr. Smith!
41:47Oh, Dr. Smith, I'm so glad to see you. Where's Penny?
41:50Sir, you saved me the trouble of hunting you down.
41:53You are to release these ladies at once.
41:56Oh, I don't think you're in a position to give orders. You're under arrest.
41:59Mrs. Robinson and her family had nothing to do with the metal ring.
42:02I and I alone am responsible.
42:05It's very noble of you to take the blame, but you are wasting your time.
42:09He thinks we lied to him, Dr. Smith.
42:11Officer Bollocks, release my friends.
42:15Or I shall turn you into platinum.
42:18Plat...
42:22Dr. Smith, I gave you credit for more intelligence than that.
42:26Then I must prove it to you.
42:35Now, will you release them?
42:38Dr. Smith, perhaps there is some kind of arrangement that we could make, but...
42:44Officer Bollocks, you and your animals will leave this planet at once, never to return.
42:59Mrs. Robinson, you and Judy return to the Jupiter tomb.
43:03Oh, Dr. Smith, please come back with us. We'll find some way to get that ring off your neck.
43:07I shall return to the wilderness. It's a fit place for a creature like me.
43:12Dr. Smith, where's Penny?
43:14Where did you leave her?
43:16I haven't the courage to tell you.
43:21Dr. Smith, wait!
43:23Where is Penny?
43:43Oh, Penny.
43:46Forgive me for what I've done.
43:49Forgive me.
44:07Oh, Death, where is thy sting?
44:13Foolish, foolish man.
44:15You had everything necessary for happiness.
44:18And you gave it all up for what?
44:20A cold, unfeeling metal.
44:22I know I deserve to be punished.
44:26But not Penny.
44:28The child is innocent.
44:30She shouldn't have to suffer because of my folly.
44:33You should have thought of that earlier.
44:36I know.
44:37And now it's too late.
44:39What a miserable wretch I am.
44:43Perhaps you have learned a lesson, Dr. Smith.
44:46Oh, I have. I have.
44:49Then for once I will make an exception.
44:51I will spare you.
44:54I don't care about myself.
44:56It's only Penny I want saved.
45:02Where are you?
45:05Where are you?
45:07Don't leave.
45:08You've got to make Penny normal again.
45:24I'm fine, Dr. Smith.
45:28Yes, dear.
45:37Penny, you're alive.
45:40Oh, thank heavens.
45:43I'm perfectly fine.
45:44Oh, my dear child, I've learned my lesson.
45:47From now on, I'm going to be a changed man.
45:50The old Dr. Smith is gone and I hope soon forgotten.
45:52I'm going to try to be the kind of man all of you want me to be.
45:57Dr. Smith, the ring, it's gone out.
46:00What?
46:01What?
46:03And it has a catch.
46:05It will come off.
46:08I'm free.
46:10Saved alive.
46:12Penny.
46:14Penny.
46:14Oh, Penny.
46:18Oh, I'm so glad you're all right.
46:20She's perfectly fine.
46:22And Dr. Smith has turned over a new leaf.
46:24He's going to be a model citizen from now on.
46:27Yes, I am.
46:27Oh, that's wonderful, Dr. Smith.
46:30Well, I think so too, but it's going to take a little effort.
46:34But what about the ring?
46:38There.
46:39Don't you want it anymore?
46:40I've turned over a new leaf, my dear.
46:43And I've learned that all that glitters is not gold.
46:47And the same may be said for platinum.
46:50Come on, now.
46:51We'd better get back to the spaceship.
46:52It's getting late.
46:54Well, what have we here?
46:59Someone might as well have it.
47:03And it might as well be me.
47:15In the meantime, some distance away,
47:18the rest of our intrepid band of space colonists
47:20proceeds on a vital mission of their own,
47:22searching for a new water supply
47:24to ensure the survival of the entire group.
47:27It is a mission which will lead them directly into...
47:30Danger! Danger!
47:32What is it?
47:33I don't know.
47:34What danger?
47:35Volcano about to erupt.
47:41Get that ball over, quick!
48:03Danger! Danger!
48:05It's getting closer!
48:06Come on, let's get out of here.
48:07Right.
48:14I can't!
48:15Dad, what's going on?
48:17They won't start.
48:18We're stuck.
48:19Look out!
48:34How are you?
48:34Good, I'm sorry!
48:41olduğunu's hungry.
48:42Lovely to see you will
48:42get out of here.
48:42Give it to you!
48:43I hope you got one of the maniacsů
48:44on the boat and leave.
48:45But ז�!
48:49Come in.
48:58THE END
49:21THE END
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