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00:18:53Bu yüzden bu yıldır kesinlikle sonra bir deymiştim.
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00:19:22Çünkü benim traktörüm çok büyük bir traktörlerim var.
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00:23:14yGece
00:23:14ve kaşık
00:23:15yola bu yola Kaileb
00:23:21mamy bir problem
00:23:23arkadaşlarımın içinde.
00:23:26Bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu.
00:23:29Hayır.
00:23:31Bu, bu, bu, bu.
00:23:36Ben'in kendisi neymişte bir yolculuk.
00:23:42Ben'in iyiymişte bir durdu.
00:23:46Ben'in iyiymişti bir video.
00:23:47It'a bu, bu, bu.
00:23:48Evet.
00:23:49Ama bu sorunlarla ilgili bir sorunlar yaptı.
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00:28:07Buna bakan mı, burada bir banyo gidiyor.
00:28:11Buna bak.
00:28:12Buna bak.
00:28:15Buna bak.
00:28:17Buna bak.
00:28:18Buna bak.
00:28:37Bu da bir şey değil mi?
00:28:39Evet.
00:28:43Bu da Caleb'e...
00:28:45... ve o da gülüme.
00:28:47Ve o da gülüme.
00:28:50Ve o da gülüme.
00:28:51Ve o da gülüme.
00:28:54O da gülüme.
00:28:56O, o da gülüme.
00:28:58Ben, Lisa?
00:28:59Ben, bir saniyum.
00:30:02Yes, you're turning.
00:30:09That is Barney in the barn.
00:30:13I'm so happy.
00:30:17So, Lászlod,
00:30:21an honest day's work is done.
00:30:23Yeah, catch you tomorrow. Thank you.
00:30:36Oh my god
00:30:39I'm full Lisa
00:30:40Where are you?
00:30:47It's your problem
00:30:49Yeah fucking broken down
00:30:51Yeah in a Lambo
00:30:52Of course I have
00:30:53Come by
00:30:58Caleb we are chucking
00:31:00Second works
00:31:03Last trip Lisa
00:31:06Yay
00:31:06That's it for the spring party
00:31:10Well done you've done great
00:31:14Lisa's doing amazing don't get me wrong
00:31:16But I'm missing Jeremy's
00:31:17Voice over the radio
00:31:19It's going to sound really soppy and everything
00:31:22I don't miss his skill
00:31:24I miss him as a friend being here
00:31:26Doing this together
00:31:27This is our thing
00:31:36Come on in
00:31:38Come here
00:31:39Come on kids
00:31:45No no wait wait
00:31:47Some place
00:31:48Where I can lay my hand
00:31:53Hey mister can you tell me
00:31:55Where a man might find a man
00:31:59He just
00:32:00Go on, go on, go on
00:32:01Yes
00:32:02Go on
00:32:03Go on
00:32:04Let's go, let's go
00:32:06Take a load of plenty
00:32:09Take a load of plenty
00:32:11Take a load of breeding
00:32:12Take a load of plenty
00:32:13The first of Diddly Squat Farms' new Appleties
00:32:22So this is the first field that we used the Agbot on
00:32:25And where we put fewer seeds in
00:32:27Because they weren't competing with each other
00:32:29They actually ended up the highest yielding part of the field
00:32:32Like if you have a hundred puppies from one dog
00:32:35They're all going to get less milk
00:32:36Whereas if you only have ten puppies
00:32:38They're going to get better milk
00:32:40What the fuck's going on?
00:32:41Why are we talking puppies?
00:32:43I picked up my bag
00:32:44I went looking for a place to hide
00:32:49When I saw Carmen and the devil walking side to side
00:32:54All this has got to go
00:32:56So we can then put the durum wheat in here
00:32:58Because we've had to isolate the cows that have got suspected TB
00:33:01Where we'd normally put the durum wheat
00:33:04I've got to go but my friend can stick around
00:33:09Take a load of plenty
00:33:10Hey cat
00:33:11Oh my god
00:33:16Take a load of plenty
00:33:21Richard, Richard's hand
00:33:22Good man, James
00:33:24Oh no, you messed up
00:33:29Can you ride a donkey?
00:33:31Of course you can
00:33:31That's what they're made for
00:33:33What they were made for putting stuff on?
00:33:34Have you never seen Mary and Jesus?
00:33:36Mary was on the donkey
00:33:37No, she's lazy
00:33:38Take a load of plenty
00:33:42Take a load of plenty
00:33:43The sheep are like, what are those?
00:33:45The donkey's like, what are those?
00:33:49Ah, sheep, stop it
00:33:51Go
00:34:20Hey there
00:34:23I'm back
00:34:23I can see you
00:34:26I have returned
00:34:27Oh, I'm back
00:34:29That was bloody painful
00:34:31Thank you, Barry, for long
00:34:32Oh
00:34:35My anus
00:34:36I'm back
00:34:37How are you feeling?
00:34:38Good
00:34:39Strong, strong
00:34:40No, strong
00:34:41How'd it all go, all right?
00:34:42I won't know whether it's worked or not
00:34:44For, until November probably
00:34:46Oh, okay
00:34:46Well, you've just got to do like general blood tests and everything
00:34:48Yeah, they do blood tests and things
00:34:50Um, you know, the prostate
00:34:52Ten percent of it's dead
00:34:54Oh, okay
00:34:54The ten percent with the cancer in it
00:34:56What does that mean then?
00:34:56They use, like, it's ultrasound
00:34:58So, have you ever got a magnifying glass on a piece of paper on a sunny day?
00:35:02Yeah, yeah, make it, yeah
00:35:03Yeah, you can make that little spot
00:35:04Or do it on, like, someone's sunbathing, do it there
00:35:06Yeah, yeah
00:35:06Well, I wouldn't do that, but I'm not a young farmer
00:35:09Anyway, they do that, but with sound waves
00:35:12So, they get sound waves and then direct them onto the cancer
00:35:15And blitz it
00:35:17The only problem I've got
00:35:18You know where the prostate is
00:35:20Yeah, yeah
00:35:20I'm fine standing up like this
00:35:23And I'm fine sitting in, like, an armchair
00:35:26But if you're in a chair that's been in there
00:35:29Is it a little bit touchy?
00:35:31When you have a wee, in my condition
00:35:34It's accompanied by a high-pitched, keening squeal
00:35:39Does it hurt?
00:35:40Oof, it's, yeah
00:35:43Yeah
00:35:43Have you ever had a catheter?
00:35:45Weirdly not
00:35:46Don't do it, it's not nice
00:35:48I got circumcised
00:35:49Yes, that's not the same thing
00:35:51Oh
00:35:55As I was back for the Durham wheat harvest
00:35:58There was no need for Lisa to grain cart anymore
00:36:02But she loved it so much
00:36:04She'd nicked one of Caleb's tractors
00:36:07And turned up for work as usual
00:36:11Never done this before
00:36:13Both of us grain carting
00:36:15We are the A team
00:36:17Jeremy coming right
00:36:18We're now the B team
00:36:21I've missed all this
00:36:32This is well and truly shit
00:36:36Yeah, well, I mean, I can see with my own eyes
00:36:40That it's, uh, what's the combine say?
00:36:430.2 tonnes a hectare
00:36:45A fifth of a tonne a hectare
00:36:48Yeah
00:36:49So six or seven is the average
00:36:51And we're getting 0.2
00:36:54Jesus Christ
00:36:57It's gonna take him about a year and a half
00:36:59To fill the combine up
00:37:04After an eternity
00:37:06Caleb was finally ready to offload
00:37:09Er, Lisa
00:37:10Where are you?
00:37:12I'm probably full in a minute
00:37:14Amazing!
00:37:15Yeah, on my way
00:37:21Um
00:37:23Yeah, so Lisa
00:37:23I've got on the way back down
00:37:24After this run here, yeah?
00:37:26Roger that
00:37:27Caleb
00:37:28Um, I mean, I don't mind
00:37:30I'm just wondering
00:37:31Why you selected Lisa for this job
00:37:33And not me
00:37:34Well, is she better at it than you
00:37:36To be honest?
00:37:37Is she?
00:37:38Lisa, let's go to channel 6
00:37:39Resuming
00:37:40Listen, Jeremy is down 5
00:37:51Well, Lisa, perfect again
00:37:54Oh my God
00:37:56You are kidding us, that is
00:37:57Not with all of it
00:37:59Matt
00:38:02Hey, hold on
00:38:02Have we finished this field?
00:38:04Yeah, this field's done, mate
00:38:06So I was completely redundant?
00:38:09Thank you for showing up, though
00:38:10It means a lot
00:38:13Thank you
00:38:16As we moved into the next field
00:38:19Oh
00:38:21Oh
00:38:24A man arrived
00:38:25Who I could now share
00:38:26Medical war stories with
00:38:29Ah, Gerald
00:38:30Jeremy
00:38:32How are you?
00:38:33You alright now?
00:38:34Yeah, I had the, um, the op
00:38:36Yeah, great
00:38:37Um, and they're just fingers crossed
00:38:38It's worked
00:38:38You don't know yet
00:38:39I tell you what, though
00:38:40It's a catheter
00:38:42Oh my God
00:38:44I'll tell you what
00:38:45I see you've got a cartridge cottage
00:38:47It's going on four to five years
00:38:49So I went to pull
00:38:50My hand down to pull it up
00:38:52I just keep on
00:38:53Bing, bing, bing
00:38:54Didn't it?
00:38:54Took all the skin right back
00:38:56Oh my God
00:38:57You don't get many broncs
00:38:59Going on at that time
00:39:00I tell you
00:39:04Honestly, no, that was the worst
00:39:0670% of four now, Lisa
00:39:08Roger that
00:39:09You've got injection swab in your bum
00:39:11You've got some in there as well
00:39:13Oh
00:39:13I'll tell you
00:39:14Have I?
00:39:15Every time now if I go in
00:39:17I've seen one with as much jacket as that on me for
00:39:19Hot cross buns, I call them
00:39:22As long as you've got that down to nil and early
00:39:24You know you're laughing
00:39:27Yeah
00:39:29Lisa, are you ready?
00:39:31Yeah, coming to get you
00:39:31Funny enough, when I was led there
00:39:34I'm getting slowed over the top
00:39:35Hang on
00:39:36Oh, bloody hell
00:39:37She's done it again
00:39:44The Caleb and Lisa stitch-up
00:39:47Carried on all day
00:39:48Despite my best efforts to break it
00:39:53I'm going to drive alongside Caleb
00:39:56All the time
00:39:57And then he's forced
00:39:59To unload his seed into my trailer
00:40:03What do you mean to do about that, Lisa?
00:40:11Hang on
00:40:14Sorry
00:40:16Jeremy wants to load
00:40:17Lisa's going to block him off
00:40:22Lisa, come on
00:40:25Come on, guys
00:40:43The following morning
00:40:44I was desperate to do some grain carting
00:40:47But first of all
00:40:48I had to check on the animal hospital
00:40:53Oh, you're back lying down again
00:40:55Mind you, your head's up
00:40:56That's good
00:40:59Come on, you can fight off a bit of pneumonia
00:41:02I did
00:41:04Oh, up you get
00:41:06That's good
00:41:06That's good
00:41:10Oh, end game
00:41:13Oh, look
00:41:14How are you today?
00:41:20Good bull
00:41:22Good bull
00:41:25You're lucky being able to do that
00:41:29I can't do that
00:41:30Not without squealing
00:41:34Let's see it a bit
00:41:38Visit over
00:41:39I went to join Caleb and Lisa
00:41:41As they were harvesting
00:41:42The very last field
00:41:44Of 2025
00:41:50I'm arriving at the field now
00:41:51Where would you like me?
00:41:52Yeah, no
00:41:52I'm going to want you on the east side
00:41:55Yeah, look
00:41:57Lisa has Q jumped again
00:42:08Hello, you all right?
00:42:10So you're definitely in labour now?
00:42:14Don't worry
00:42:14How close are they then?
00:42:17On three
00:42:19How close do you need them?
00:42:22Yeah, I'll have to be
00:42:25Taylor's in labour
00:42:27You're kidding
00:42:30No
00:42:31Shit, you've got to go
00:42:34No, not yet
00:42:34I've finished your spirit quickly
00:42:38You did hear that
00:42:41Jesus, mate
00:42:42Congratulations
00:42:44Can you believe it?
00:42:45He's going to carry on harvesting
00:42:46Even though Taylor's in labour
00:42:48Can you tell us the third child
00:42:49Not the first?
00:42:50Can you tell he's a farmer
00:42:51And not working for the council?
00:42:55Well, how's she getting to the hospital?
00:42:58Well, they're only
00:42:58Every five minutes at the moment
00:43:00They're contraction
00:43:01So she's got a bit of time
00:43:02So
00:43:03Who's with her?
00:43:05Er, no one
00:43:09You just sometimes get muddled up between his partner and, like, cows
00:43:14Well, cows can manage
00:43:16Yeah, because they don't have much emotional intelligence
00:43:21And they don't remember things like this
00:43:25Girls do
00:43:27In my experience
00:43:30I'm calculating half an hour to finish this off, mate
00:43:34Yeah, I think so
00:43:34I've got fear
00:43:35Do you know what you're having?
00:43:37Yeah, a little boy
00:43:39Got a name?
00:43:41Yeah
00:43:41Was it, Jeremy?
00:43:44Definitely, probably not
00:43:48Just under 30 minutes later
00:43:50The father-to-be was completing his very last strip
00:43:55There it is
00:43:58Woo!
00:44:01Harvest 20.85 complete
00:44:03And let us never, ever repeat it
00:44:12Very best of luck
00:44:13Best of luck
00:44:14Thank you very much
00:44:15Hit it
00:44:15You better get a pack
00:44:17We'll try and edit this bit out
00:44:19Where you ignore the fact that your girlfriend was in labour
00:44:22I'll send you a picture
00:44:23Yeah, well, my love
00:44:24Yeah, I do
00:44:25And a name
00:44:29Well, hopefully we can end on a happy note
00:44:31With a new baby
00:44:35Haven't had very many happy moments these last few weeks
00:44:38That might be one of them
00:44:50Although the harvest was complete
00:44:52We obviously couldn't relax
00:44:55Because there'd be the results to go through
00:45:01And the whole farm was still on lockdown
00:45:04While we waited for a second test on the cow with suspected TB
00:45:12However, there was a moment I'd been looking forward to
00:45:19Because Hannah had spent the last few weeks doing a survey on Diddly Squat's bird population
00:45:26And was now ready to share her findings
00:45:33It's a bit American
00:45:35This is all a bit American
00:45:37It is a bit American
00:45:38I thought we were going to be sitting on the ground
00:45:40Cheers
00:45:41I know, I'm too old for that shit
00:45:44So, you've done your bird survey
00:45:46I have, do you want to know?
00:45:47Yes, I'm genuinely longing to know
00:45:51Okay, right
00:45:52So, these little circles are all the singing species
00:45:55So you walk along all these hedges and listen
00:45:58And every time I heard a species that's singing, I make a little note and then carry on walking
00:46:04Great tit, chaffinch
00:46:06Yeah
00:46:06Blackbird
00:46:07Yeah
00:46:07Bt, blue tit
00:46:09Yeah
00:46:09Robin
00:46:10Yellowhammer
00:46:10Yellowhammer
00:46:11Wood pigeon, skylark
00:46:12Anyway, the point is, an average farm with average birds would have between 20 and 35 species
00:46:19And you have, da, da, da, da
00:46:2145?
00:46:22Yeah
00:46:22We've got 45 different birds
00:46:25Bloody hell
00:46:26But that's not even the best bit
00:46:28Oh God, it gets better
00:46:29Turn over the page
00:46:31Da, da, da
00:46:33This is the territory mapping of the whole corn bunting population on your farm
00:46:38And you've never heard of corn bunting before you got here?
00:46:40I mean, I've been crying about these birds
00:46:42These guys have lost between 83 and 86% of their whole population
00:46:47They're completely extinct in Ireland
00:46:49There are pockets of this country that they've just gone from
00:46:52So, this location is quite a special little place
00:46:55And more than 10 corn buntings is a kind of trophy winning area
00:47:01We've got one, two, three, we've got five
00:47:03No, you've got 19
00:47:04We've got 19
00:47:05You've got 19
00:47:06Whoop
00:47:08So, this is, what you're saying is this farm is top few percent for birds
00:47:14Yes, this is what's so exciting
00:47:18So, what are we missing?
00:47:19I want to see a murmuration of starlings before I croak
00:47:23Okay, look, I'll just go, hi, starlings
00:47:24Well, you know what I mean, whatever we can do
00:47:26How long have you got before you croak?
00:47:28I don't know
00:47:29Well, let me know because that's a long-term plan
00:47:31Is it?
00:47:32Could be your deathbed finale of the show
00:47:34Oh
00:47:36Um
00:47:38Oh, can I show you the end thing?
00:47:40I thought I would do one thing where I linked a bird to you, Caleb, Charlie and Lisa
00:47:45For reasons, I've got reasons
00:47:47Go on then
00:47:48Have you drawn all this?
00:47:50I know, I'm really lame
00:47:51I'll do you last
00:47:52Charlie looks quite like a grey partridge
00:47:55He does
00:47:55He's got that kind of English gent thing going on
00:47:57He does, he stands like a colonel
00:47:59Yeah
00:48:00And he's standing still, he looks like a colonel
00:48:01And he's got a perfectly symmetrical circular face like the partridge
00:48:05Yeah
00:48:05Caleb is the hairstyle and he's blonde
00:48:07He's a bit of the king of the castle of the farm
00:48:09Do you think Caleb's a yellow hammer?
00:48:10Can't we just say a ginger hammer?
00:48:12Yeah, absolutely
00:48:13Ginger hammer
00:48:14Ginger hammer
00:48:25I can hear them everywhere across the farm
00:48:27They're so gobby
00:48:29Quite like being a skylark
00:48:31Yeah
00:48:31Not sure about the National Treasure bit
00:48:35Um
00:48:35Oh well
00:48:36Anyway, listen, thank you for that, Anna
00:48:38That is
00:48:40Genuinely made my heart sing
00:48:42Thanks for having me on your farm
00:48:47Right on cue
00:48:48They just started singing
00:48:50What, who, what has?
00:48:51The skylarks
00:48:52They're calling
00:48:53They're saying
00:48:54Thank you, Jeremy
00:49:06Sadly, the elation I felt about the birds of diddly squat was short-lived
00:49:11Because soon it was time for our pregnant cow to have her second TB test
00:49:18Which would be carried out by one of Dilwin's associates
00:49:22Sam
00:49:23Morning, Jeremy
00:49:24Sam
00:49:25Um, Dilwin's still away, is he?
00:49:27Still away
00:49:27Sam kicked off by reminding us about our current TB stranglehold
00:49:32If she goes today, the rest of the herd will have to be tested again in a month's time
00:49:37And then probably again, six days later, so you're under-
00:49:41Your farm is under restrictions until that point
00:49:43Um, I believe the test is a bit haphazard
00:49:46For what reason?
00:49:48You've got those tweezers on you
00:49:49Yeah
00:49:50So you get a lump
00:49:52This is what you do
00:49:53Yeah
00:49:54There's a lump
00:49:55Yeah
00:49:55On the cow's neck
00:49:57And you walk up to it and you squeeze it
00:49:59Yeah
00:50:00And then it tells you how big the lump is
00:50:02Because there's a measuring bit here
00:50:04Yeah
00:50:05But if you pull it down hard
00:50:07Or not hard
00:50:08You get a different reading
00:50:10And the cow's doing this while you're trying to do it
00:50:12And then you just go
00:50:14Well, there's a
00:50:15And there's only need to be a millimetre in it
00:50:17We have to lose a cow
00:50:19Shut the whole farm down
00:50:20And that is how it's measured
00:50:22Takes a lot of practice
00:50:24Well, I still think it's a bit haphazard
00:50:28Nevertheless, this is the test we were going to have to do
00:50:32She's a very, very pretty cow
00:50:34And pregnant with twins
00:50:36How far pregnant is she?
00:50:38Um
00:50:38When did she do?
00:50:39Five months
00:50:40When will we know?
00:50:42In about one minute
00:50:43Oh, God, shoot
00:50:45Can you hold it?
00:50:49Good girl
00:50:50Good girl
00:51:00I need to look at my chart
00:51:08So, I've re-measured both lumps today
00:51:10Or both top and bottom
00:51:12Is this last time?
00:51:13Yeah, last time here
00:51:14Seven and nine
00:51:15Seven millimetres, nine millimetres
00:51:17This time
00:51:18It's 11 millimetres
00:51:19And 14 millimetres
00:51:20So, I look at my chart
00:51:23She is
00:51:27She's IR again
00:51:30What?
00:51:32What's that mean?
00:51:33Inconclusive again
00:51:34Sorry, inconclusive again
00:51:35She stays in the barn
00:51:37No
00:51:38No
00:51:38That
00:51:39That
00:51:40That means
00:51:41That she's going to have to go
00:51:43Because she's effectively
00:51:45Inconclusive twice
00:51:47Yeah
00:51:48Is that absolutely
00:51:48Yeah, she's inconclusive twice
00:51:50So, she's treated
00:51:51Even though she's inconclusive
00:51:53Yeah
00:51:54She's treated as a reactor today
00:51:56The problem you've got with
00:51:57That is like
00:51:58I don't understand
00:51:59Any of these rules
00:52:00That seems to me
00:52:02Like a hung jury
00:52:03You know
00:52:04It's six and six
00:52:05And then the judge goes
00:52:07That's inconclusive
00:52:08So, we're going to execute you
00:52:09That is
00:52:10That's exactly what's happening here
00:52:13Um, can I ask you a question?
00:52:15Can we keep her in here
00:52:16Until she has her calves
00:52:18And will the calves have TB?
00:52:20That's a good question
00:52:21Yeah, part of the reason
00:52:22I asked how pregnant she was
00:52:23If she was in the last month
00:52:24I think they give the option
00:52:26Of keeping her calves down here
00:52:27But if she's only five months pregnant
00:52:29They will take her
00:52:31Er, for slaughter here
00:52:32Oh
00:52:35You told me
00:52:36What are you
00:52:36What are you
00:52:37Seriously
00:52:40Jesus Christ
00:52:42Why do people farm?
00:52:46Why?
00:52:49Alright
00:53:00The next morning
00:53:01I braced myself
00:53:02For another moment
00:53:03I'd been dreading
00:53:04Because Charlie
00:53:06Now had the numbers in
00:53:08For our drought-stricken harvest
00:53:10So
00:53:12That is what we're expecting
00:53:14£37,000
00:53:15So that was the forecast
00:53:17But, um
00:53:18This doesn't factor in
00:53:19The cost of leasing
00:53:20The Agbot
00:53:20Or the Robodroid
00:53:21Or installing this system
00:53:23Does it?
00:53:23Er, yes
00:53:24Oh, it does?
00:53:25Yeah
00:53:25That was how much
00:53:26We thought we'd make
00:53:27From farming
00:53:29£37,800
00:53:30You thought would be our
00:53:31Yeah
00:53:31Which would have been
00:53:33Quite a good year
00:53:33If you turn it over
00:53:39Yeah
00:53:39So the cost of farming this year
00:53:41Has been
00:53:42£5,152
00:53:44That's one way of saying it
00:53:45Jeremy, you've lost
00:53:47You've lost £5,152
00:53:48Yeah
00:53:51And this is weather-related
00:53:52Yeah
00:53:53So we got 30% less wheat
00:53:55Than you were expecting
00:53:55Because of the drought
00:53:56We got nearly 40% less barley
00:53:5945% less durum
00:54:00Than we budgeted
00:54:01So yields were down
00:54:03I mean, this is bloody
00:54:04Dispiriting, Charlie
00:54:06It is dispiriting
00:54:07I mean, it was pretty depressing
00:54:09In year one
00:54:10When we made a profit
00:54:11Of £144
00:54:13But here we are
00:54:14In year six
00:54:14And we're losing £5,000
00:54:16Yeah
00:54:16And we did it so bloody well
00:54:19Yeah, I mean, that's the
00:54:20That's the really galling thing
00:54:21You know
00:54:22I know
00:54:22All of this
00:54:23All of the technology
00:54:24That we employed
00:54:25Exactly
00:54:26The crops went in really well
00:54:27With the precision drilling
00:54:28The precision muck spreading
00:54:30Knowing where our good soil is
00:54:32Where our bad soil is
00:54:33Nutrition
00:54:34Just right
00:54:34I mean, everything
00:54:36Yeah
00:54:37Was bob on
00:54:38Yeah
00:54:38So even when you do
00:54:39Everything
00:54:40Yeah
00:54:41Right
00:54:41Yeah
00:54:42And you employ
00:54:43All the best
00:54:44Latest technology
00:54:45You lose £5,000
00:54:47Yeah
00:54:47Just simply because
00:54:49It doesn't rain for
00:54:5015 weeks
00:54:54I mean
00:54:55I'm now going to have to give you
00:54:57£70,000 of my own pounds
00:55:00To pay for the seed
00:55:02And the fertiliser
00:55:03For next year
00:55:04Yeah
00:55:04And the weather might come
00:55:06And ruin it all anyway
00:55:08Actually
00:55:09I'm betting £70,000
00:55:10That the weather's nice next year
00:55:12I actually need £75
00:55:13Because we lost £5
00:55:17Alright Charlie
00:55:18I think you were dropping round
00:55:19With your usual cheerful news
00:55:26I actually thought we'd break into and I didn't think we'd lose
00:55:31Well
00:55:33Now look at the bright side
00:55:34Because we don't have to give Rachel Reeves any of our money
00:55:43Normally a poor harvest result draws a line under the bad news for the year
00:55:50But not this time
00:55:52Because we still had to watch our pregnant TB cow go off to slaughter
00:56:01That's when she was just born?
00:56:02Yeah
00:56:02That was when she was just born
00:56:04That was our first
00:56:05She's our first ever cow
00:56:07And I remember taking a picture
00:56:08Gosh
00:56:09She's bonny isn't she
00:56:10She's just gloriously
00:56:11Diddly Squat's first ever calf
00:56:14And I think we called her poppy
00:56:15We did
00:56:22Good girl steady
00:56:23Now steady
00:56:39I can't get my head around it
00:56:41I think the system is wrong
00:56:45With Covid
00:56:46They developed a vaccine in what 12 months
00:56:48After it was first identified
00:56:51Bovine TB's been around for centuries
00:56:53And they haven't invented anything yet
00:56:55I don't believe it
00:56:56You know
00:56:57If you're a beef or a dairy farmer
00:56:59You're 65 years old
00:57:00You've grown out with bovine TB
00:57:02You get it
00:57:02And then it goes
00:57:03And it comes
00:57:03And it goes
00:57:04And you kind of get used to it
00:57:05But I'm new to this
00:57:07I'm new to it
00:57:08You know
00:57:09No it's not that it's a shit feeling
00:57:11I'm actually pissed off
00:57:13Because I don't
00:57:14I don't accept this
00:57:15I don't accept
00:57:17That the testing is sensible
00:57:18And I don't believe
00:57:20That this slaughtering
00:57:21Is the answer
00:57:22And I don't believe
00:57:24That science cannot
00:57:25Work out how to vaccinate cows
00:57:28I don't believe any of that
00:57:29Because I'm new
00:57:31Because you know
00:57:32Even you at your age
00:57:34And you
00:57:35And every beef and dairy farmer
00:57:37I've talked to
00:57:37Goes well you know
00:57:38It's just one of those facts
00:57:39Of farming life
00:57:40And I'm standing here
00:57:41As a new boy
00:57:42Going how can it be
00:57:44How can it be
00:57:51The woes of the isolation pen
00:57:54Still weren't over
00:57:55Because despite all the medication
00:57:58Our sickly calf
00:57:59Wasn't getting any better
00:58:02And this meant
00:58:03We had to call out
00:58:04Yet another vet
00:58:05Charlotte
00:58:08She's not doing very well today
00:58:11You can already see her ears are down
00:58:13And her breathing's up
00:58:14And she's been coughing
00:58:16Do you think she was born with something then
00:58:18Because we've tried everything
00:58:19And we've done everything that we can
00:58:21It sounds like
00:58:22It's been a bit of a failure
00:58:23Of passive transfer
00:58:24Which basically means that
00:58:25So in humans
00:58:26They have
00:58:27They get all their protein
00:58:28The antibodies
00:58:29Which develops the immune system
00:58:30From the uterus
00:58:31Whereas in cows
00:58:32They get it only from the colostrum
00:58:34Which is the first milk
00:58:35So I think
00:58:36She's had a bit of a tough start
00:58:38So the other calves
00:58:39Took all her colostrum
00:58:40Yeah
00:58:40By the time she learned
00:58:41Or was strong enough
00:58:42To get up there
00:58:43Yeah
00:58:43She completely missed it
00:58:45Oh shit
00:58:45So that means that
00:58:46Any bug that she's exposed to
00:58:48She won't develop
00:58:49Any form of immunity to
00:58:50So despite you throwing
00:58:51Everything at her
00:58:52With antibiotics
00:58:53And painkillers
00:58:53She won't fight it
00:58:55So what do we do next
00:58:57Honestly
00:58:57I think
00:58:58We need to be kind
00:58:59And put her out of her misery
00:59:01And elect her euthanase
00:59:04I'm really sorry
00:59:06How does one go about
00:59:07As you say
00:59:08Euthanasing
00:59:08So effectively
00:59:09It's an overdose of a sedative
00:59:11So it slows her breathing
00:59:12And slows her heart rate
00:59:13And eventually it stops
00:59:14But how's she going to react
00:59:16To the mother
00:59:17It depends
00:59:18Some think it's good
00:59:19For them to see them
00:59:20Go
00:59:21So they know it's final
00:59:25Come on sweetheart
00:59:26Well it might laugh
00:59:28Good girl
00:59:30Good girl
00:59:31That's it
00:59:32Thank you
00:59:33All right
00:59:41How do I hold her head
00:59:42That's perfect
00:59:43You can pop her ear out of the way
00:59:47You ready
00:59:53All right
00:59:54Good girl
00:59:56I'm going to flip her to the other side
00:59:58So we can go in that other vein
01:00:01Yeah
01:00:01Let's do what you need
01:00:07Good girl
01:00:11She's gone
01:00:12She's gone
01:00:12Yeah
01:00:15Well done mum
01:00:18Well done guys
01:00:19That's never easy
01:00:21Thanks all
01:00:22You're welcome
01:00:23Thanks
01:00:23Take care
01:00:43Despite it feeling like there was nothing to celebrate
01:00:47The diddly squat gang met up in a field called the big quiet
01:00:52For our traditional end of year picnic
01:00:58This time lunching on all British pizzas we were now making at the pub
01:01:04Here we go have some pizza gerald
01:01:06Who'd like some more meatball
01:01:08And after we'd finished eating we got to talking about our anus heriblis
01:01:15So we started the year when I had coronary heart disease
01:01:18Ended it with me with cancer
01:01:21And then in between we had Rachel Reeves
01:01:25And then we had a drought
01:01:29Dismal yields
01:01:32And now we've got TB
01:01:34So I don't know the results on the TB then
01:01:37So what is the result?
01:01:39The one with twin car
01:01:41The one with twins
01:01:42Oh no
01:01:43Honestly
01:01:44Everything gelled the whole year
01:01:46You know it's the first year we've made an actual loss
01:01:49On the farm
01:01:50Is it?
01:01:51Yeah
01:01:51Yeah
01:01:52But we can dwell as much as we like
01:01:57On all the bad things that have happened on the farm
01:02:00I think it's probably better now
01:02:02At the end of another year
01:02:04To focus on things that have happened that have been good
01:02:15Puppies
01:02:15Puppies were good
01:02:16Yeah
01:02:17She did have a lot of puppies
01:02:18She did well
01:02:19She did brilliantly
01:02:19Caleb had a baby
01:02:21Another baby
01:02:22Is that good?
01:02:23A baby
01:02:25I'm going to throw in the Easy Care sheep
01:02:27That was a good
01:02:28Yeah
01:02:29No
01:02:30You've even bought some
01:02:31You having said
01:02:32I'm a blogging sheep
01:02:33I don't want to do
01:02:34No I do hate sheep
01:02:35I think they're fucking awful
01:02:36But Easy Care sheep are amazing
01:02:38Easy Care's lambs
01:02:39They're cracking
01:02:40Really good
01:02:40Yeah really good
01:02:41No no that was good
01:02:43The underground mapping
01:02:44The underground mapping
01:02:44Really really useful
01:02:45We think
01:02:46And if we get a year with some rain and some sunshine
01:02:49As opposed to one or the other
01:02:50We'll be able to make some meaningful conclusions
01:02:53So that was good
01:02:54The Agbot was good
01:02:56Was it?
01:02:57Yeah
01:02:57I know you didn't like it
01:02:58I'm a fan
01:02:59So here we are
01:03:00We're finding lots of good things
01:03:02Is there anything else?
01:03:04When will we know
01:03:06If the treatment's worked?
01:03:08I don't know
01:03:08I've got a blood test to do
01:03:09There'll be a blood test
01:03:10And then we'll know
01:03:11Not for another few weeks
01:03:16Come on
01:03:16Cheer up
01:03:17Probably did work
01:03:19Just stare at me
01:03:21I was in a bad way
01:03:22When you went away
01:03:24No I just thought
01:03:24Where am I going to send my invoice to?
01:03:26Exactly
01:03:39Hello?
01:03:41No we didn't even
01:03:42We didn't even go off
01:03:44We didn't even go off
01:03:46I had to switch on to silent
01:03:47Sorry
01:03:48I was going to say
01:03:49We didn't even switch off
01:03:52Should we call it a wrap?
01:03:53Oh no we're done
01:04:05I have to be honest
01:04:06We did wrap the pre-
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