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00:00Do you remember the time you really annoyed me and I locked you in room one
00:03and I sprayed pledge through the keyhole to try and give you an asthma attack?
00:07That's when I should have got in touch with Esther Anson, not here.
00:12What good would she have done?
00:13She'd got you locked up for good.
00:20Have you ever done her like that?
00:22Well, I absolutely knew what they had.
00:26Oh, Barcelona.
00:30No, I don't like that this guy's trying to tell me how to eat my dinner.
00:33A what?
00:33False fetish.
00:35I had no idea that was a thing.
00:36Remove my britches.
00:38Expose your loins.
00:39I like that.
00:40Oh, Ronnie.
00:44This is weird.
00:44Gee, he's a mercenary bugger, isn't he?
00:47This is why I don't date.
00:48That is Dyson with the devil.
00:49Oh, no.
00:50He suffers for his heart, doesn't he?
00:52Clearly.
00:53A Bentley Continental.
00:55I think I'd rather call it a Dane, actually, wouldn't you?
00:58Who's been arrested now, and for what?
01:02In a week, a couple of fellas ran the London Marathon in under two hours.
01:07We enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:11ITV had us on Neighbourhood Watch.
01:13They'll compete in a street-size popularity contest,
01:17where the last house standing take home a quarter of a million pounds.
01:20Do you know, I remember when we had the street party for the Queen.
01:24Oh.
01:24And do you know, it was brilliant.
01:25Everybody did a bit.
01:27Everybody bought some of us.
01:28Is that Queen Victoria?
01:29No.
01:30No!
01:31One bloody Queen Victoria.
01:34Things were kicking off on I'm a Celebrity.
01:37Jimmy, can we start with you?
01:38Because I'm really pleased you're here tonight.
01:40Me and Depp were gutted when you left the show,
01:43because we didn't get a chance to say goodbye.
01:45Yep.
01:46Can't do with Jimmy Bullard.
01:48I only knew who Jimmy Bullard was
01:50from when he was on I'm a Celebrity the first time,
01:53because I don't know footballers.
01:54No.
01:55Unless it's Ronaldo and David Beckham.
01:57Well, he's neither of them.
01:58And there were more Kings Road capers on E4.
02:02Georgia, Elise.
02:05Wow, you guys bought the whole shop with you?
02:07Yeah.
02:07Where have you been?
02:08Asda.
02:10Have you done a big shop, girl?
02:13Have you got any freezer stuff for your stopping log?
02:18Have you got any freezer stuff?
02:30In Bristol...
02:31My girlfriend says that I don't compliment her enough.
02:33Do you two, are you very good on, like, giving out compliments?
02:36I struggle.
02:37Brothers Tremaine, Twain and Tristan.
02:40Give us each a compliment.
02:41Yeah, I can give you both a compliment.
02:44Oh, you could do it easy to...
02:45Because the thing I see is on both of you right now.
02:48So pink suits both of you.
02:50It looks good on you.
02:52Yeah.
02:52So you could have got a villa car.
02:54Say something like,
02:55Oh, I don't know that colour suits you very well.
02:59I don't know.
03:00It looks...
03:00It goes great with your skin.
03:02Yeah, try and go out of the basement.
03:03Try and go to the upper...
03:05Yeah.
03:05Upper room.
03:06All right.
03:08Ahem.
03:09Ahem.
03:09Ahem.
03:11Ahem.
03:12So, um...
03:13Yeah, pink suits you.
03:14Ahem.
03:16Ahem.
03:17Ahem.
03:17On Friday night, the campmates had been rounded up for a live final on ITV.
03:23Ooh, that's spicy with almond coca.
03:25It's the final.
03:29Hard to miss, I'm a celeb at the moment.
03:31It's been quite a live view, hasn't it?
03:32I mean, yeah, it's because it's celebrities, isn't it?
03:35It's always celebrities.
03:38Oh, shit.
03:39I'm a celebrity.
03:40I'm getting it.
03:41What a series it has been.
03:44Yes.
03:45A barrel of laughter, I'll tell you.
03:47All thanks to our fantastic campmates.
03:49Oh, you can bloody say that again, Declan Donald.
03:52Yeah.
03:53Jimmy, can we start with you because I'm really pleased you're here tonight.
03:56He was the problem contestant, do you remember?
03:59Yes.
03:59Because he refused to play.
04:01Why or why did you say, I'm a celebrity, get me out of here?
04:05Right.
04:05Why?
04:07When we went down to the trial, it was originally for stars, right?
04:11Right.
04:12Then you said, the bottom two get to go home.
04:15Mm-hmm.
04:16So I didn't choose Adam after that.
04:18Adam's just sat there soaking it all in.
04:21So now all of a sudden, there's a chance for me to go home.
04:24It's very important that I tell you, I spoke to Ollie from production.
04:27Oh, we spoke to Ollie from production.
04:28And I said, Ollie, I think I'm going to pull the plug here.
04:31Ollie from production is stood there going, please stop, please stop.
04:34There's a lot of heavy reasons I don't want to go into now.
04:36Everyone's got their own issues, right?
04:38Yes, we have got our own issues, right?
04:41It is what it is.
04:42Also, can you talk me from a contract?
04:44This is another important thing.
04:46Oh, blimey, he's really getting into this, isn't he?
04:48My contract's pro rata.
04:51So.
04:51I feel like I'm peeping for all the cans.
04:54This is like a staff meeting, this.
04:57It is.
04:57It's not telly, this is like a staff meeting.
05:00If I go home and call Adam back with me, I'll get full pay.
05:05Clever.
05:06Do you understand?
05:08Oh.
05:08It was all the mystery is now solved.
05:10It was all money related.
05:12Oh.
05:12If I go home, stay in and go back and pull the plug, I'll get a small percentage of that.
05:20I made my mind up in that light bulb moment.
05:22I mean, he's been very, very honest.
05:25Do you know what?
05:25I find football boring.
05:28And I find footballers talking about other things other than football boring.
05:32You can all be upsetting me.
05:33And I absolutely threw him under the bus.
05:35I get it.
05:35Yeah, big time.
05:36But what I don't stand on is someone being abusive, aggressive, and intimidating.
05:42Well, what?
05:42Oh.
05:44He's getting his two pence in there, isn't he?
05:47This is hotting up, Jane.
05:49You didn't show none of that?
05:50Well, we did show quite a lot of it.
05:51You didn't show none of the C-bombs.
05:52It's a liberty.
05:54Well, you can't, can't you?
05:55I'm not going to show that, I think.
05:57Is it abusive, aggressive, and intimidating what happened?
06:00What do you think?
06:00But I was there.
06:01I didn't think it was intimidating.
06:03Oh.
06:03Oh.
06:04Do you know what?
06:05I like this, because I'm sticking up for what he thinks right here.
06:08You didn't.
06:09No, I was there.
06:10Oh, my God.
06:11They're standing up for Adam against him.
06:13Oh, my God.
06:15This is unbelievable.
06:17You see, give it to me.
06:19Wow.
06:19I was there, Jane.
06:20Hey, aren't they sexy when they get annoyed?
06:24No, they are.
06:25I've never thought they were sexy,
06:26but they're sexy when they get annoyed.
06:27Adam, with hindsight,
06:29what would you have done differently?
06:31I'd have called him a twat instead of a C-bombs,
06:32because then at least you could have heard that.
06:34Listen, I take full responsibility, you know, for my actions.
06:37Yes, emotions were definitely running high in that moment.
06:41Hey, in the moment.
06:42Yes, exactly.
06:43And listen, I've got nothing but love for Jimmy.
06:46What's it?
06:47As he?
06:47Do you think?
06:48No.
06:50David, the fight for David.
06:52Oh, see, you've got to get his two penitin, David, don't you?
06:55Yes, love.
06:57David, just chill.
06:58David, you've gone.
06:59You weren't even there.
07:00And decorate it again.
07:02Yeah.
07:03Yeah, David.
07:05Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
07:06Buff, buff.
07:07Will you just let the finalists talk, please?
07:09Oh!
07:12Go on, Adam.
07:13There's the lead.
07:14There's you.
07:15Stay there, sir.
07:16We all had banter.
07:18We all had back and forth.
07:19You asked me the question.
07:21Oh, these booze.
07:22Take a break.
07:23Take a break.
07:23We're going to a break.
07:24We're going to a break.
07:25Yeah.
07:25It's live this year, girl.
07:28Was it abusive and aggressive?
07:29Get that footage.
07:30Was it abusive and aggressive?
07:31Ask the people to say it.
07:32Was it abusive and aggressive?
07:33Hey, was it abusive and aggressive?
07:36Show it.
07:37Show it.
07:37Calm down.
07:38Show it.
07:38Where's Sunita off to?
07:40She's off.
07:41Sunita's leaving Mary.
07:42Fair representation of what happened on the show.
07:45Jenna's gone.
07:46They're all walking off.
07:47This is absolutely phenomenal.
07:49After a quick break to calm things down, Ant and Dec were back for the big reveal.
07:54Right.
07:55There's nothing more you can do because the border's now closed.
07:59Can we...
07:59I think the polls have shut, haven't they?
08:02Your Amherst Celebrity, South Africa Legend, 2026.
08:07Look at his face, Tracer.
08:09Look at Adam's face.
08:11Adam is not looking happy.
08:13It's...
08:15Oh, shit.
08:17It's Adam!
08:21His face!
08:22Take a seat on your throne.
08:24Time for the coronation.
08:26Adam's upset.
08:27He is.
08:27He's not happy.
08:28He's upset.
08:29Do you know what that upset man needs?
08:30A crown.
08:31Come on in, Sam.
08:32Quick as you can.
08:35And now he's got Sam Thompson presented the crown.
08:38Could it get any worse?
08:40He's been throwing off.
08:41Adam, anything you'd like to say to all of the people I know, vote for you.
08:46The hat's not even staying on.
08:48I can't even hope this is just the most awkward thing I've ever watched.
08:50The most unhappy I'm a Celeb finalist I've ever seen.
08:53Tell you what, I've watched I'm a Celeb a few times.
08:55That's the best thing I've ever seen, aren't it?
08:56That's really enjoyable, that.
08:58Normally they set the fireworks off after the winner's announced, not before.
09:06Oh, I thoroughly enjoyed my breakfast today.
09:08I had granola, sliced banana and blueberries.
09:13Oh, lovely eyes.
09:15Nice, were they?
09:15Dave and his wife, Shirley.
09:17What did you have?
09:18I had a Kit Kat and a cream egg.
09:23A Kit Kat and a cream egg?
09:25Yeah.
09:25What, for breakfast?
09:26Yeah.
09:28God, yeah.
09:29Why?
09:29You'd eat chocolate any time of the day, wouldn't you?
09:32No, well, I fancied a cream egg.
09:34Because I bought one of those boxes.
09:38What boxes?
09:39Oh, the little boxes of...
09:41Yeah, with five in, so I had one left from yesterday.
09:44Oh, that's highly nutritious, wouldn't you?
09:46A Kit Kat.
09:48On Monday night, Josie Gibson was cleaning up other people's messes on ITV.
09:54How much crap have you got in your house?
09:56Oh, loads.
09:57I know, exactly.
09:59You just shut the door on it.
10:01The annoying thing is about my mother's house, which is so cluttered.
10:04She keeps saying, well, I can't throw anything out,
10:06because I might find granny's diamonds in my knickers.
10:09Oh.
10:11Crammed into cupboards, filling up our lofts and stuffed under beds.
10:15Oh, that looks a bit like my man cave, Natty.
10:18Clutter.
10:19Oh, look at that.
10:20I can't live in that league, and I'm a scruffy get.
10:22You're allergic to clutter.
10:24One of us has to be.
10:26Otherwise, this whole house would just be awash with tat.
10:30So I'm giving some long-suffering loved ones the chance to have it cleared.
10:34Maybe me and Nat will do it to you.
10:36I'm perfuming.
10:38In secret.
10:39In secret?
10:40Oh, no, you can't do that.
10:42Will they keep the clutter?
10:43Where's my things?
10:45Or take the cash?
10:48I'd sort of love it if you did this to me.
10:51As long as I could keep the things I wanted.
10:53Don't tempt me.
10:54Auntie Margaret does regular death cleans, doesn't she,
10:57so that we don't have to go through all her stuff.
10:59She's just given me something, a jardinier.
11:01So Dan has nominated his wife to be Natasha.
11:05She's so good at buying vintage
11:07that she used to actually have an online vintage shop.
11:10There's a lot of money to be made out of vintage.
11:12Yeah.
11:12But that's all been put on hold.
11:14Because they've just had a baby.
11:16Now, a woman that's just had a baby, dare I say,
11:18might be a little bit hormonal.
11:19So this could go either way.
11:24Hello!
11:26Oh, he's one of them that wears a beanie hat
11:29that don't cover his ears.
11:30Nice.
11:31Dan's taking me right to the back of the flat.
11:34To the spare room of doom.
11:37Oh, that's not bad.
11:39Oh, it's not that bad.
11:39No, that's not bad.
11:41There's records and jewellery and jackets
11:43and all sorts of things.
11:45That lot will be worth a fortune.
11:47Yeah.
11:47This woman has spent years collecting all these beautiful clothes.
11:51And it's cost her thousands.
11:52And it's cost her more than thousands.
11:54She's not getting rid of it.
11:55No, not a chance.
11:56Since the birth of Monroe,
11:58she's had less time to work
12:00and things have built up
12:01and ended up filling the back room
12:03with all of the varied clutterous...
12:06Is that a word?
12:07Clutterous items.
12:08Oh, I don't know.
12:09It's one vowel from something awkward.
12:12It's hard to find the clutterous, isn't it?
12:17I can feel, like, the relief
12:19as you're bringing stuff down.
12:20Yeah, your relief, mate.
12:21Won't be Natasha's.
12:22Not Natasha's relief.
12:24Right, guys, I'm not here to alarm anybody,
12:26but she's around the corner.
12:27Oh!
12:29Oh, they're there.
12:29They're there.
12:30They're coming.
12:30They're there.
12:31Oh, my God.
12:33He's a brave man.
12:34Very brave man.
12:36This is either going to make their marriage
12:37or break them before they start.
12:39Come on in.
12:40Wow.
12:40Oh, no.
12:41This is going to get asked so badly.
12:44Oh!
12:45Hi!
12:48Da-da-da!
12:51On reflection, this might have been a bad idea.
12:55What's in the boxes?
12:57Your previous life.
12:58All your fucking stuff.
13:00It's your lifelong project.
13:03But how much do you want for it?
13:05Natasha, we've been in your house for the last two days.
13:08What?
13:09Yeah, we've been a bit sneaky.
13:11Oh, he's taking the baby.
13:13Good shout, Dan.
13:14Hold that baby.
13:15Protect yourself.
13:15Mm-hmm.
13:18Oh, my God.
13:20He's laughing.
13:22I think that's a nervous laugh.
13:23Yeah.
13:24That's good, right?
13:25Yeah, I mean, the room looks amazing.
13:27It's your new bedroom.
13:29He's already saying,
13:30Look, it's your new room, baby.
13:32Yeah, he's planting the seeds.
13:34Yeah.
13:35You'd have to take somebody really horrible
13:36to put all that stuff back in here.
13:39I think you're getting it wrong.
13:40It's not going to be the little-looking bedroom.
13:42You're going to be in here.
13:44So, Natasha.
13:45Yeah.
13:46Dan Hatfield has put a price on every single item.
13:50This is an auction price.
13:52Oh.
13:53It better be a lot of money.
13:55And we can sell this today for you
13:58at a grand total
14:01of £2,700.
14:06What?
14:07Fuck off.
14:08Oh!
14:10OK.
14:13Oh, that face doesn't say that's a good deal.
14:16£2,000!
14:17They're robbing...
14:17Even Dick Terpyn wore a fucking mask jersey.
14:22Do you think she's going to be happy with the money?
14:24No.
14:25No.
14:26So, yeah, obviously, we've got a good space.
14:29Yeah, look, can you hear the quivering in Dan's voice?
14:31Oh, we've got a good space.
14:33I mean, it's amazing.
14:34I mean, I just took years collecting some, like, really nice pieces.
14:38That's it!
14:38Mm-hmm.
14:39Years of collecting!
14:40You had a good little chat?
14:42We did.
14:42Not a little chat.
14:43Long...
14:44An intense chat.
14:45Basically, he's had a volicking.
14:48I'm going to keep the clutter.
14:50Yes!
14:51Good girl.
14:53Quite right.
14:54Right, so if you can get it all out of the boxes now, people, thank you very much.
14:56Thanks for your time, you fucking twats.
14:58And put it back exactly where you got it from.
15:00I'm going to call this programme in while you're in London.
15:03Well, you won't be living here yourself afterwards if you do.
15:07Because I'm also going to have an armed guard when you come back.
15:19In Wiltshire...
15:20Your back of the hair, Mary, is very Edna the Inebriate.
15:24Do you remember that play?
15:25Do you want me to do the back?
15:27Yes, please.
15:28The back of your hair.
15:36Do you want me to do the back of your hair?
15:58Giles and his wife, Mary.
15:58You're going to do the back of your hair.
15:58It's a wonderful day.
16:00Good reason not to have children.
16:02On Sunday night, more hopefuls were sitting face-to-face with clerks and again on ITV.
16:08Pass the parcel.
16:10Pass the parcel.
16:11Oh, she's all rosy-cheeked.
16:14I'm no good on, like, art and things like that and countries and I don't even know where
16:20I've been when I've gone abroad, do I?
16:24I don't even know where I've been.
16:28You see, I don't think I'd want to be a millionaire, me.
16:31Because I do just love working 60 hours a week across two, three jobs.
16:35You know, it's fucking ace.
16:37Yeah.
16:38Well, you wouldn't want to be twiddling your thumbs, would you?
16:40No.
16:40Oh, no, I'm spending more time with my family.
16:42Don't want to do that.
16:44Want to be out grafting.
16:45In the programme, we met a contestant called Roman who was facing the £1,000 question.
16:51What is mixed with vinegar, mustard and oil to make a basic mayonnaise?
16:57Eggs!
16:58Egg yolk.
16:59Cool.
17:00I think I know the answer, but I am not sure.
17:03He's not sure?
17:04Oh, what?
17:06Roman!
17:07So I didn't want to use a lifeline this early.
17:10No, don't then.
17:11Oh, he's not!
17:12Oh, you're not!
17:12He's not!
17:13But I'm going to.
17:14And I'm going to ask the audience.
17:16Already?
17:17He ain't going far, this lad, you can tell.
17:22Everyone but Roman knew the answer to that one.
17:25God, man, who's asked 6% of Wally's?
17:27So I'll say egg yolk, final answer.
17:30And the correct answer.
17:31Oh, he's struggling, this lad.
17:33I mean, at least he's got a grand.
17:35That's all right for a day out, isn't it?
17:37After a shaky start, we caught up with Roman, who'd made it to the 125 grand question.
17:43The Rhone River begins its journey in which mountain range?
17:47Oh, you'll know this.
17:48I did.
17:48The French Alps.
17:49The Alps, the Apennines, the Carpathians, and the Pyrenees.
17:56It's not Apennines, because that's in Bolton, we'd know that.
18:00Pyrenees.
18:00I would say the Alps.
18:03Well, I was hoping another geography question would come up.
18:06Oh, it's good on geography, is it?
18:07The Rhone is entirely in France, and it starts in the Alps.
18:14Oh, the Alps.
18:15I said that.
18:15Even though the Pyrenees are partially in France, the source of the river isn't there.
18:20Oh.
18:22Man's knows his river sources.
18:24That's the right answer.
18:25Well done.
18:26He's flying now, 125 grand.
18:28So, how has he managed this?
18:30He didn't even know mayonnaise was made out of eggs.
18:32Ready for this?
18:33Because this question, Rhone, is a quarter of a million pounds.
18:39Oh, be careful, old woman.
18:41Don't answer it if you don't.
18:43He's still got two lifelines.
18:45Which of these figures from Greek mythology...
18:47Oh, no.
18:48I will know this, Ruzzo.
18:49..is not known for slaying a monster?
18:54Theseus?
18:55Theseus and the Minotaur.
18:56Perseus?
18:57Don't know.
18:59Adonis?
18:59Tyson Furious, kid.
19:01Or Bulla Ruffin?
19:02The only one I recognise is Adonis.
19:04Adonis.
19:05I like this question as well, actually.
19:07Oh, he knows Greek mythology, then.
19:09Theseus, he slew the Minotaur.
19:12He knows what they slew.
19:13So, Adonis, I don't think he slew anybody.
19:18I think he just looked at his reflection.
19:19When people say you're an Adonis, that's what it means.
19:22You're always looking at your bastard self in a mirror.
19:26Adonis, final answer.
19:28Ooh.
19:29Shit a brick now.
19:30Yeah.
19:31There you go, that's it.
19:32£93,000 riding on that.
19:35Oh, God, no.
19:37But don't worry, that is the correct answer.
19:39Oh, very clever.
19:42He's a quarter of a millionaire who didn't even know mayonnaise was made out of eggs.
19:46I can't get over it.
19:48This next question is worth half a million.
19:51Come on, Roman.
19:53He wants to be very careful here.
19:54Presented in 1901, the first Nobel Prize in Physics was awarded for the discovery of what?
20:02Oh, God.
20:03I wouldn't have a clue.
20:04I need a clue.
20:04Oh, come on, George.
20:06Come on.
20:08X-rays, cosmic radiation or quantum mechanics?
20:13X-rays, I think.
20:16X-rays.
20:18X-rays will have, thank you, Jeremy.
20:20X-rays will have.
20:22I'm going to go X-ray, B.
20:23Well, the first Nobel Prize in Physics went to Wilhelm Röntgen.
20:29He knows the person.
20:30He knows it.
20:31He knows it.
20:32He knows itself.
20:33And he discovered X-rays.
20:35Oh.
20:37Is he actually going to get this?
20:39If you get this wrong, you lose £218,000.
20:42Wireless telegraphy is what we have now, so that wasn't a run.
20:47This is making me very nervous.
20:48In 1901.
20:49I don't want him to lose the money.
20:51Cosmic radiation.
20:52Seems a nice chap.
20:53X-rays, final answer.
20:56Oh, wow, he's locked in.
20:57OK, locked in.
20:58No.
20:59Oh, he's going for it.
21:02Jeez.
21:03Breathe, man.
21:04Oh, my God.
21:05It's wrong.
21:08That is the right answer.
21:09Oh, it's right.
21:13Well done.
21:14Oh, my God.
21:16Yes, Roman.
21:17G.
21:17Here we go.
21:18This is it.
21:20Ready?
21:20Let's have a look for the million.
21:22Used since 1876, which trademark logo is described in the James Joyce novel Ulysses?
21:30Oh, you should know this.
21:32Yeah.
21:32I do like Ulysses.
21:34And depicted in works by Manet and Picasso.
21:39Oh, fuck.
21:40Manet and Picasso, were they painters?
21:44Yeah.
21:44They painted pictures, didn't they?
21:47Bass Ale.
21:49Oh, Bass Ale.
21:51How about it's that?
21:52Coca-Cola or Stella Artois?
21:56No idea.
21:57Stella Artois.
21:57Oh, now you'll know about Stella.
21:59You drink enough of it.
22:00I know, dude, but I don't know if it was used since 1876.
22:03No.
22:03I've seen Bass Ale in a picture by Manet.
22:06Well, that's the answer.
22:07Of the barkeeper.
22:09I've got something in my head.
22:10He's smiling because he knows it.
22:12But I'm not sure it's right.
22:16Oh, shite.
22:17So, can I take 50-50?
22:19Yes.
22:21Nice fun bet.
22:22I have never seen anybody do a 50-50 on a million pound question.
22:26No, I haven't.
22:26Usually they've got no lifelines left.
22:29All right, computer, could you take away two wrong answers, please?
22:34Bass Ale.
22:35Come on.
22:36It's Bass Ale.
22:37Coca-Cola wasn't invented.
22:39I think Bass Ale is one of the oldest trademarks that has ever existed.
22:45Um, and I think there's a painting by...
22:48Manet.
22:49Manet, which has it in.
22:52Yeah.
22:53There's no Manet paintings with Coca-Cola truck driving through it, is there?
22:57I think there's a lady, she is in front of a bar.
23:03Do you know it?
23:04No!
23:05And there are some bottles behind her.
23:08And I think one of them might have the Bass logo, which is a red triangle.
23:14Yes!
23:15What did I say?
23:16Red triangle.
23:17How did I know?
23:18Because I worked for them.
23:20Oh.
23:20What, in 1876?
23:23I'm going to go for Bass Ale.
23:25Hmm.
23:27That's my final answer.
23:28Oh!
23:29Oh!
23:30Oh, my God, he's going for it.
23:32You're right, you're right.
23:33Hang on a minute.
23:34He's right.
23:35Oh!
23:40Oh, my days.
23:42Oh, mate, he's done it, hasn't he?
23:43He's done it.
23:44Please, please let somebody win a million quid.
23:48You've won a million pounds.
23:52What the hell?
23:54What the hell?
23:55Oh, well done.
23:57Who deserves it, Mary?
23:59He doesn't, really.
24:04Oh, I'd have to room around.
24:05I'd have to...
24:06I'd have to...
24:07You'd be sat there crying.
24:09Oh, I would, yeah.
24:10Thinking I've got to give some to Lee.
24:13I wouldn't.
24:14You'd be the last on me bloody list, you.
24:16Ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:26In Hall...
24:26Do you know the other day when you parked my car?
24:29Yeah, and?
24:30Yeah, well, when I went...
24:30I hadn't scratched it.
24:32No, you hadn't.
24:33You hadn't.
24:33Best friends, Jenny and Lee.
24:36But did you put it onto a Russian station?
24:38What Russian station?
24:39What do you mean?
24:40Because when I set off and I started driving, I got all this Russian language.
24:45I bet you did, didn't you?
24:46No, I turned the sound down.
24:48No, you didn't.
24:48You changed a bloody channel.
24:50I heard a load of Russian.
24:51Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:53I thought, what the hell is this?
24:55No, I never...
24:56I pushed it to ten.
24:56Are you sure it was Russian?
24:58It was...
24:58Well, it was foreign.
25:00It sounded Russian.
25:02I thought Putin was giving me a call.
25:06This week, everyone's favourite Sloan Rangers were at it again on E4.
25:11Love Mead and Chelsea.
25:12I know you do.
25:13I know.
25:14It's always been one of your favourites.
25:16Still watching it.
25:16Do you still?
25:16A hundred years later, still watching it.
25:18Love it.
25:19Do you know what I did recently, which is the most southern thing I've probably ever done?
25:23I used the M6 toll booth.
25:26Very nice.
25:27And you actually had avocado the other day as well.
25:29Another southern trait.
25:31Yeah.
25:34Hey, up, bit of mix of.
25:36Yeah.
25:37Instead of Made in Chelsea, it's more like Muppets in Chelsea at the minute.
25:40Yeah.
25:43Oh, Ravens Court Park.
25:44I was going to say, they're never in bloody Chelsea.
25:46That's not Chelsea.
25:47They look like they've never played basketball in their life.
25:50These are, innit?
25:51Phil, I hear things going very well with you and Georgia, mate.
25:53Yeah.
25:54Philip here has seen Georgia.
25:56Yeah.
25:57But he's also seen everyone else in Chelsea.
25:58So he's a shagger.
25:59He's a shagger.
26:00Bit of a shagger.
26:01Chelsea shagger.
26:02Like you.
26:03I was in my day.
26:04So, Georgia said she loves me.
26:07Oh, no, she didn't.
26:09I did say it back.
26:11But did you mean it?
26:12Did you mean it?
26:13You can't just be thrown around the L-bomb like that as well, you know?
26:17And I just thought, did I maybe say it too early?
26:22Yeah, clearly.
26:24Fucking hell for it.
26:25So, so...
26:25Do you see the pickle I'm in?
26:26Yes.
26:27Yes.
26:27What's a pickle?
26:28Is he in a pickle?
26:30He's knee-deep in the brain, mate.
26:31A bit later, it was off to Battersea for a pint with a couple of familiar faces.
26:39Georgia and Liz.
26:41It's Georgia.
26:42Sam likes Georgia.
26:43Philip told me yesterday that he used the L-bomb to Georgia, but that he didn't mean it.
26:49Oh, no, fancy telling Sam that, Freddie, you twat.
26:53He'll be the first one up, eh?
26:55Honestly, you've made my fucking go.
26:58He doesn't like Philip.
26:59Oh, does he not?
27:00Oh, he'll tell him.
27:01He's a bastard.
27:03He'll just tell him.
27:04Georgia, Elise.
27:06Look at that.
27:07Fendi, Gucci, race, Prada.
27:10Yeah, there'll be full call, innit?
27:12Georgia, how are you?
27:13I'm good.
27:14I'm good.
27:14Yeah, it's been going well.
27:16Going well?
27:17Yeah.
27:17Oh, God, here we go.
27:18How are things with Philip?
27:20You're pulling the face because you know what Sam's going to do.
27:23Yeah.
27:23It's just because...
27:26Say it.
27:27I don't know, Freddie said something.
27:28Oh, my God.
27:29Oh, my God.
27:30Freddie sat next to you.
27:32Freddie is even sat next to you.
27:35You can't throw someone with a bus that sat next to you.
27:38Said what?
27:38Wait, have you guys said, I love you?
27:40Oh, my God.
27:41Yeah, I've said it.
27:42And he said it back.
27:44Ooh!
27:46Why?
27:47Why?
27:47What's happened?
27:48Philip?
27:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
27:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
27:52Let him tell him himself.
27:54Oh, Sam.
27:55Philip said he doesn't mean it.
27:57Oh, my God.
27:57Doesn't mean what?
27:58He said it in the moment after three tequila shots.
28:01Oh, you arse.
28:03What an absolute arse.
28:05Why would you do that?
28:07That should have come from Philip.
28:09not this idiot right yeah what did I do yeah I can't believe Sam Prince is actually going
28:16oh the video you've just thrown you may under the boss it wasn't long before Philip had been
28:23summoned to the boozer I got your message to me brace yourself Philip here he comes I just had
28:30to hear from Sam that you've been with the boys yesterday saying that you don't mean it when you
28:36say you love me that you never have paid good for her good for her being frank if you think
28:43that's
28:43too soon and you don't mean it or you don't feel it then say it he needs to be a
28:49grown-up he's not a
28:49grown-up Georgia you know say what you see if you see it say it stops talking to the boys
28:56about I'm
28:57saying it now yeah it's a bit late now Sam's already sound that say it then go on then and
29:02say what you
29:02feel I've just said it well say it again why does she want him to say it again and stick
29:07the knife in
29:08he's just said what you've said is correct why do you want him to go look you're dead in the
29:12eye I
29:12don't love you that's like pottery playing goodbye my lover on her way to work and playing it again
29:18and again until she cries say that you don't mean it why are you looking at the ceiling where's he
29:24gone yeah okay I don't mean it oh you don't say like a jerk she tried to apply pressure and
29:34she
29:34didn't get no diamond it wasn't that hard was it oh you know what I like the girls they made
29:40in
29:40Chelsea do you know why they don't give a shit they don't do they who would you rather have as
29:47your
29:47neighbor auntie Margaret or ma'am auntie Margaret really why because she does stuff for you without
29:54whinging about which comes and sees to me dogs for me sisters Ellie and Izzy well you know it's mum's
30:00day off from work today I phoned her up this morning where are you I'm up to here a cat's
30:06got to go to
30:07the vets Nat's let it out I need to give me chicken some eye drops I've got to make Ezra's
30:12pack up get him
30:12dressed what are you doing Ezra's crying for Nana and he went I'm not I'm crying for mommy
30:21on Wednesday there was something spooky for us on Apple TV I love a good drama Lee you do though
30:28don't you can you answer yes or no you've got that much stuff in your mouth supernatural supernatural
30:35we love a bit of that don't we I love a bit of supernatural frightens the fuck out me but
30:41I love
30:41it she's been acting weird for months stopped saying good morning always staying over to her
30:49sisters who's he talking to he's on the radio oh is he trauma dumping on his mate on another boat
30:57oh no oh no blackout oh wow lights out the cup immunotriangleting yeah what the what in the Alfred
31:08Hitchcock's happening here you know when birds are fleeing that's a sign something's going on
31:13something's about to happen oh the mist it's a mist you know nothing good ain't gonna come from this
31:24it's not looking good bruv run they can't drive a sail swim do anything
31:34we'd always be yeah sounds uh imagine how is your postal address
31:40sounds like a nice drop of wine that don't see yeah it's a wine you'd probably have a drop of
31:44widow's bear with like your chicken and chips wouldn't you yeah okay uh so I want to move
31:49quickly in the drama we saw local mayor Tom holding a committee meeting our peaceful little
31:56island town it's a place for tourists to come with their families and relax right that's it that's all
32:03tell that to ship Clark tell that to ship Clark oh yeah where's he gone that must be the guy
32:10on the
32:10boat right you know when all the mist came and the lights went off wait did something happen to
32:14ship fog took him no no the fog did not take him it did we saw it didn't we leave
32:19yeah the fog took
32:20him oh oh some more likely something in the fog it already took ship and it'll take the rest of
32:28us
32:28tonight it's a haunt it's a haunt remind me again a haunt is worse than a spook but not as
32:35bad as a
32:36fright oh he's mocking you should never mock about a haunt Tom thinks this is all superstition
32:42bollocks didn't he you can mock me all you like the islands cursed Tom something tells me that you
32:48know this should be listening to Wick yeah something is telling me that Wick knows best here if I were
32:53Tom I'd lean into all spooky stuff yeah it's not doing package holidays yeah maybe a mystery tour on
32:58Woucher yeah stag dudes that sort of thing yeah later on Wick gave Tom the lowdown on the island's
33:04history 1846 they called it the fog that stole souls fog that stole souls oh god yeah that's creepy
33:16yeah yeah that'll do it for me warn the villagers that's it I'm running yep stage one the eyes turn
33:24white oh zombies loss of the five senses and delirium stage three loss of erection an erection did he say
33:34an erection wait why is that even a symptom all right cool you can't get erect all right I don't
33:40think I care
33:41about that when my eyes are like this I can't see or smell or taste or nothing oh who's this
33:52oh
33:55shit is that ship or the guy that was on the boat Shep Black he's breathing he's breathing check if
34:03he
34:03can get a stiffy then we'll know caused a real ruckus today Shep come on Shep wake up and tell
34:14us
34:14what's happened would you want to be in that room nah not a chance neither would I oh he's waking
34:24up
34:24please wake it up hey hey Shep what is he saying it's saying something this is a delirium this
34:36what was that oh this is going to be a jump oh no
34:49yes Daniela his eyes are white his eyes are white his eyes are white his eyes are white
34:59oh my god
35:11oh he's dead he's gone he's gone what's what what is happening oh a bit confusing that there's more to
35:18this in there there's more to this that's my sailor voice I wondered if you're trying to be a bit
35:24corny there's more to this than meets the white eye
35:38in Derby brother man I can't thank you enough for babysitting my feral children for a couple of
35:44days oh you're welcome boss I love doing it the Siddiquis they keep you on your toes don't they
35:50yeah they do I love the relationship between them at the moment though because Amelia's
35:54proper big sis with him yeah yeah yeah she can be like silly with him but also very maternal with
36:00them as well yeah she is yeah yeah yeah yeah and I think if if Mel's not around then that's
36:07ordinarily who we would probably go to 100% well actually yeah that's kind of the hierarchy in the
36:11house anyway yeah I'm guessing that it's like Mel Amelia the dog then me I like look at the dog
36:21and
36:22I like your turn go on on Friday night ITV had a go at something new have you heard anything
36:30about
36:30the neighborhood advertised so much is it ah I'm sure it's because it's got Graham Norton in it better
36:37be good oh in the heart of the Peak District this looks quaint doesn't it oh that does look nice
36:48lies a picture-perfect village I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood where there's like a milkman
36:53six real households from across the UK are about to move in so it's real families then yeah that looks
37:00of it it's just like big brother but you bring your family and you've each got a house they'll compete
37:05in a street-sized popularity contest all right where the last house standing take home a quarter
37:11of a million pounds well that's a pretty good price
37:17you'll be no good on it why because you'll not get on with any of your neighbors how do you
37:23think
37:23we'd go on if we were in the neighborhood yeah I think we'd be all right actually if you cooked
37:29lovely food and I was you know entertaining engaging and handsome I think it'd be really nice wouldn't
37:35it we could offer a lot as a team oh look at all the plants oh you're gonna have a
37:44field day here oh the
37:46pub Tony where this way ribs a little bit babes making up my nerves already yeah huh she has got
37:53turbo Karen hairdo as well so we're giving her a wide berth look at this oh mom we can have
37:59a coffee
38:00at the cafe oh there's another family oh look at them all being nosy already I love nosy and out
38:05the window and of course because I've got them slap lines I just do that mr. Norton in his cardigan
38:16look at that knitted vest that's ITV money for you yeah it wasn't long before we heard from our
38:23jauntily clad host you'll be playing your first challenge right now oh oh oh right now my first
38:35neighborhood challenge is a chance for the households to get to know each other and it's
38:39about to get everyone in a spin oh it's a washing line in it that reminds me who's brought one
38:47of my
38:47washing props I've seen that snapped yeah I think the kids run into it on the bikes yesterday this
38:52challenge is about airing dirty laundry in public oh I always love airing your dirty laundry in public
39:00you do it regularly and your neighbors may be finding out things you'd rather they didn't Jenny
39:07if there's a neighbor about three doors away having an argument I will sit in the garden till they're
39:11finished yeah I'll agree to that written on the label is a fact or confession about one of your
39:17neighbors you must work out which household it applies to based on first impressions I'd make some
39:25enemies doing this which household has a member who says cats are pointless boring miserable moody
39:32and shit oh my god a cat hater who's the cat hater that'll be me that's that we're not even
39:37on it
39:38but that can be the moans who thinks cats are awful yeah it was just a bit shit I know
39:43how can you hate
39:45cats and why would you want to admit that on telly does he not know what people who love cats
39:50capable of
39:51crazy cat people exactly the average UK household does how many loads of washing a year oh okay
40:00average right so three two a week I would think 20,000 I reckon an average house yeah laundry
40:11four think of the accounts all family my family is nine a week nine a week what would you say
40:16would be two a day you do three a day well I have to let's see what the options are
40:21what is 20,000
40:22divided by 365 that's 54 washes a day I hadn't thought that I was just saying it's gonna be a
40:33lot the actual
40:34answer is 270 loads per year I only wash my clothes once a week no you're on your own isn't
40:46it yeah
40:50in Blackpool do you know I love my love and dad days with Jimmy oh okay Pete and his little
40:57sister
40:58Sophie I had to put him in Eva's car seat today his knees were around his ears this page had
41:04taken his
41:05long text page going what the fuck are you doing driving off with it mm-hmm text me 45 minutes
41:10that
41:10oh sorry I completely forgot about it he's in Eva's car folded up like a pet pretzel I'm gonna write
41:18an air
41:18fly on Monday night Channel 4 took us back to seduction school with the return of this that was very
41:28funny I mean though what what do you think life would be like without sex now I can tell ya
41:33in a
41:36world saturated with sex more young adults than ever are caught in an intimacy epidemic you know
41:43why this is don't you screens social media no one can talk to anyone now the thought of having sex
41:49with
41:49someone scares me it gives me the ick I don't feel confident see people should be saying these words
41:55about sex sex is great oh wait till you try it you'll love it all I think about is what
42:03I'm gonna
42:04get wrong can you point to the outer labia oh no this is horrible whoa one expected that straight
42:13off the bat now I'm interested it's quite easy to lose your virginities you and I both know yes I
42:26mean
42:27this is licensed perving this is a charter for perverts to watch pornography pretending it's to do
42:35with health this phase is all about shame shame brilliant have you ever felt shame no first Celeste and
42:46Danielle will perform an intimate demonstration how intimate oh please no designed to reveal the group's
42:52level of awkwardness and shame shame it's revulsion it's revulsion you horrible elderly perverts wanting
43:00to flash in front of the children so this demo is called pillow talk there's a bed they've wailed in
43:10a
43:10bed this is like at school when they wheel in a telly yeah this is gonna get tasty oh my
43:17god your eyes
43:18eyes are so beautiful nah what kind of pillow talk is this what's it called uh before play for play
43:25bear what's it called and sexy and is anybody watching they're all looking at the floor I feel
43:35like one of them right now none of them know where to look the way you hold yourself turns me
43:40on so
43:41much oh it's that's quite weird actually in it this doesn't happen in real life no if I said to
43:46page right the way you hold yourself turns me on she would laugh in my dish have you learned something
44:04Jake no this is why we're watching this show together just fuck off any feelings watching it I don't think
44:13any of them did watch it no nobody says anything quiet awkward the silence speaks volumes they all feel
44:26horrendous I think like the idea of watching this and then being asked to like do that that's like
44:34sinful sinful maybe she's religious you see she's probably have an upbringing where they said don't
44:40be doing that growing up as a Christian you kind of feel you you should be one way ah makes
44:45sense I
44:46have to be kind I have to be soft but I have a sexual side to myself that's complicated isn't
44:53it
44:54dude you say I understand a religious stance on this yeah if you've been brought up told one
44:59thing and then you're feeling another you're thinking we'll hang on a minute what's right
45:02while some get to grips with the exercise no I don't think joy is really feeling this in it
45:09she's she's checked out yeah oh she's crying oh don't cry oh look she's getting it's awful for a
45:27men oh sweet see I would say that is more intimate than them just pretend to like enjoy touching each
45:33other that's a different kind of intimacy though emotional intimacy counts darling to come on the
45:38island day one and be expected to have some kind of erotic energy there's a really hard thing for me
45:43it's all forbidden for her isn't it yeah I think it's a big ask isn't it like come and get
45:48sexy day
45:49one you've just you've just arrived let's touch each other it's a big big ask bobby has recently
45:55done sex education at school and has now discovered that you don't actually ingest a seed swallow water
46:04and then have a baby in your belly and he was still going on to me he was like quizzing
46:09me on the theory
46:10and I was like bobby I know you know and he was like know what well I bought him that
46:17book about
46:18puberty for boys at christmas didn't I oh and you told him to turn straight to page 26
46:24so he definitely knows