00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30No biggie.
00:30That's so hardcore.
00:32I'm always breaking the rules, too.
00:34It'd be so cool to be master criminals.
00:36I practically already am.
00:38Being a criminal is not cool.
00:40Running away every day, always afraid of police.
00:46How do you know how many?
00:48Oh, trust me.
00:50I know.
00:55Banana peel thief!
01:03Let me see.
01:04Oh, hey, jeez.
01:06Oh, it's Chuck.
01:07Whoa.
01:08What is he doing?
01:10Is that a bag?
01:12Looks heavy.
01:14You thinking what I'm thinking?
01:17No.
01:18What are you thinking?
01:18Lil, Chuck is obviously up to something shady.
01:21If we help him, they'll totally make an episode about us for master criminals.
01:25Jack!
01:26That's genius!
01:27Hey, Chuck, you need help with that?
01:29Huh?
01:30Sure, just, uh, get over here quick.
01:33Hurry up.
01:34Huh?
01:38Hey, thanks again, kids, but, uh, let's just keep this our little secret.
01:42All right, I gotta run and take care of this, so, uh...
01:45Hold on, Chuck.
01:46We can still help.
01:47Especially if it's dangerous.
01:48Or illegal.
01:50Seems like this ain't your first rodeo.
01:53All right, get in.
01:59Oh, man.
02:00What does take care of it mean?
02:02I don't know, but from here on out, we're all in.
02:07We're the Duffel Bag Delinquents.
02:09Oh, dude, that's such a good name.
02:11You in?
02:30The day was like any other in the mundane town of Canyon Valley.
02:35What are you doing?
02:37Recording some material for our episode of Master Criminals.
02:40Oh, dude, that's such a good idea.
02:42Lil was wearing her typical basic beanie and ugly sweater.
02:46Oh, dude, did you fart?
02:48Wait, did I?
02:50Ah, I think it's the bag.
02:51It smells like something rotting.
02:54Oh, man.
02:54What if it's, like, stolen cheeses?
02:57Oh, or, like, bootleg manure.
03:00Yeah, yeah, or, like, a dead body.
03:03You don't think Chuck...
03:05Chuck?
03:06No way.
03:07Oh, come on, move it, man.
03:08I don't got time to kill!
03:10Oh, oh, oh, oh!
03:12Ew, ew, ew!
03:14Pit stop numero uno.
03:20Yeah, Jack, hand me that tape.
03:25Why are we buying all this stuff, Chuck?
03:27Because that's the only way to really clean things up.
03:31Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:33Oh, I know it.
03:34So, uh, just to clarify, by everything, you mean...
03:39Hey, what was that?
03:40Uh, what?
03:42That, behind you.
03:43I, uh, I...
03:45Over there!
03:47Yeah, there's a sail on shovels.
03:49Oh, man, those are all, look at that.
03:51Whew, that was way too close.
03:54Hey, we can't back out, remember?
03:56All in, right?
03:57Right.
04:00They approached a very dark and secluded alley.
04:04One where no one would probably enter, except for us.
04:08Pit stop dose.
04:10Gotta meet my connect, Dirk.
04:12I'd call him the cleaner.
04:17Yeah, speak of the devil.
04:25Hey, man.
04:27Dirk, I want you to meet Jack and Lil.
04:29They're my newest partners in crime.
04:31Can you trust him with a job this messy?
04:34Yes.
04:34Uh, Mr. Dirk, sir.
04:36Super trustworthy.
04:38Jack's been in jail.
04:39Huh.
04:39You know, I used to help Chuck on his dirty errands, just like you.
04:45Oh, it's like I'm looking at my younger self.
04:48How flattering.
04:50All right, Chuck.
04:52I got what you need.
04:53Go there.
04:54They'll know what to do with the bag.
04:56Always do.
04:58There were other bags?
05:00Peace.
05:01Bye, Jack.
05:06Whoa.
05:08Well, it's not expecting our next stop to be in the fancy part of town.
05:11As my mama always says, the rich know how to take care of their dirty laundry.
05:21Uh, almost forgot.
05:23Uh, get out and take the bag.
05:26Back in five minutes.
05:32As seconds turned to minutes and minutes turned to hours, the delinquents were faced with the cold, hard truth.
05:39He ditched us, set us up, left us holding the bag.
05:42Of course.
05:43All criminals double-cross each other.
05:45The banana peel thief did it to their crew.
05:47Oh, no, oh, no.
05:48Now Chuck's crime is going to be pinned on us.
05:51Do you think anyone's onto us?
06:02Jack, we can't just run around with this bag forever.
06:05You're right.
06:06We have no other options.
06:08Let's dispose of the evidence.
06:13What were we thinking, Lily?
06:14We're way out of our league.
06:16I know.
06:16But as long as we got each other's backs, we'll be fine.
06:20Right.
06:20Because neither of us would ever double-cross each other.
06:24Especially since we know what we're capable of.
06:28And it would be so easy.
06:31There's already a hole.
06:38Hey, what are you kids doing?
06:40Run!
06:41Oh, wait.
06:41Why are you running off?
06:43I just wanted to see if I could...
06:45Oh, what is this?
06:47Oh!
06:48Oh!
06:48What is that smell?
06:49What are we going to do now?
06:50I can't go back to jail.
06:52They're not taking me that easy.
06:53Come on!
06:54I know who can help us.
07:01Okay, she said meet here and call like a crow.
07:05Oh, we gotta do the thing!
07:06Yeah, that was a one-time thing.
07:08Not happening.
07:09Lily, do the thing!
07:12Fine!
07:12Shasha!
07:15Welcome back, Ravens.
07:17Here, put these on.
07:20Fake mustaches, hand-drawn passports?
07:22What is all this?
07:23Don't you get it?
07:24You're criminals!
07:26You need to head for the border.
07:27If you can get to the next town,
07:29then you two can't be extradited back for your crimes.
07:32What's extradited?
07:33Now, this is very important.
07:35You can never come back.
07:39I guess I'll have to adopt a new persona.
07:42Hi, I'm John Calm.
07:43I work in plastics.
07:45So be it.
07:46This is my life now.
07:47Forever on the run.
07:49They'll call me Cobra.
07:53Godspeed, Mr. Calm and Cobra.
07:55Do you and your little bird friends want to get milkshakes, sweetie?
07:58Mom!
08:00Okay, you gotta go my rights here.
08:04There's one thing we gotta do first.
08:07Yeah.
08:12Sorry, Mom and Dad.
08:13We never thought it would come to this.
08:15Goodbye.
08:27Well, I need to tell you something.
08:29I've never been in jail.
08:31It was a jail museum, and I didn't even go inside.
08:34I was never cut out for a life of crime.
08:36It's okay.
08:37Whenever I break a rule,
08:38I can't look at myself in a mirror for weeks.
08:40I'm no criminal.
08:41How many was right?
08:43A life of crime isn't worth it.
08:44Yeah.
08:45All to be on a stupid episode of a podcast?
08:47We're fools.
08:48Look.
08:51We're almost there.
08:55It's the heat!
08:56We were sloppy with the bag.
08:58Come on, we can lose them.
09:03Ah!
09:08Oof.
09:08Will, are you okay?
09:09Ow.
09:10I think I sprained my ankle.
09:13Chuck?
09:14Oh, no.
09:15We gotta go!
09:16Just leave me.
09:17You can still make it.
09:18Go!
09:19Snap out of it.
09:19Duffel bag delinquents, remember?
09:21All in.
09:22All in.
09:23I thought you two wanted to help me.
09:26Come on!
09:28Ow, ow, ow.
09:29I can't climb.
09:30You can't just leave me with a job this messy.
09:33Let me show you.
09:37Feast your eyes.
09:38I'll miss!
09:40No!
09:44It's...
09:46Not a dead body?
09:47Dead body?
09:48What?
09:49You mean you're not a criminal?
09:51Criminal?
09:51Dang, is that what y'all think of me?
09:53I think y'all are confused.
09:55See, what happened was, so my mom's coming home from Boca, right?
09:59And while she was gone, I made a pretty big mess and let my laundry pile up.
10:04I had to get cleaning supplies and deal with it all before she found out.
10:07But why'd you ditch us?
10:09Well, I ran off to get you Canyondale's famous fancy corn dogs so I could thank you for helping
10:14me take the bag to the laundromat that Dirk told us about.
10:17And when I came back, you were gone.
10:19Well, luckily, I was able to find my bag in a hole at the park.
10:22Were you two trying to bury my dirty laundry?
10:27Uh, we...
10:28Cause that's such a smart idea!
10:29I should have thought of that.
10:31Thanks for the initiative, you guys.
10:33Uh...
10:33Glad we can help.
10:35I don't remember puking in it, though.
10:37Yeah, that's weird.
10:39Sorry for thinking you were a criminal, Chuck.
10:41Nah, happens all the time.
10:43Uh, y'all need a ride back home?
10:46Pit stop dose.
10:47Gotta meet my connect, Dirk.
10:50I call him the cleaner.
10:51Wow, I sound like a total goon in this.
10:55Duffel bag delinquents.
10:58Here's Dirk!
11:10Me and yo, together we can't lose.
11:27Me and you, me and you.
11:29Dough
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